All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S01E13.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

Harley, how much longer?

The perfume on Rachel's sleep
mask is making my eyes water.

I'm trying to do
a big reveal,

and all you do
is complain.

You walked me
into a wall,

you get to apologize
to Rachel for the blood
on her mask.

Let's focus less on that
and more on this.

From the woman who
brought you the Slushinator

comes the next phase
of Harley innovation.

Created from
the finest junk parts

for her brother Ethan's
new business...

Behold!

This is amazing.

It's gonna be perfect
for my tour business.

Yeah. Hollywood tours?

You know we're on
the other side of the country,

and I don't see you pedaling
this thing over the Rockies.

There's plenty of cool
Hollywood stuff

that's happened right here
in Marshport.

I mean,
who wouldn't wanna see

where Kevin Hart once
got his shoes resoled?

Marshport Star Tours
combines two things
that I love--

talking and
watching movies.

Not at the same time though.
That's not cool.

Let's combine it with
the one thing I love--

not having to walk to work.
Pedal away.

Hey, Harley, you know
where I can get a cup?

Not unless
you've got four bucks.

All of these are reserved
for the crowds here

for the town's
tricentennial.

It's going to be
my busiest weekend
in 300 years.

(bell dings)

Great. A customer.

I can try my special
tricentennial flavor.

Red, white and blueberry.

(loud rumbling)

Sorry. Coming right up.

Totally normal.

Don't you break on me.

Not on the biggest
weekend of the year.

You owe me.

I rescued you from a very
sketchy circus in Florida.

ETHAN: Whoa!

I'm so sorry.
That one's on me.

Actually, it's on you,
but it's on me.

(motor dies)

I'm sorry for your loss.

And your face.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Hey, Harls,
I'm dressing up in the store

for the tricentennial
this weekend.

What do you think?

I think you look like
Abuela at a wedding.

Listen, I need $200
to fix my slushy machine.

I may look like Abuela,
but I'm not handing out
cash like her.

Besides, I bought you
the machine.

I've been letting you
keep the profits.
This bill's on you.

Me? I don't have
that kind of cash.

Why? Where's the money going?

Good boy.

I have no idea.

Then I have no idea how you're
gonna pay for it. Sorry.

Okay, she's all yours.

I'm going over to Kiki's to work
on my smiling and waving.

Good idea, 'cause you've got
texting and frowning down.

It's for when I win
Marshport queen.

There's a science to it.

Beauty queens
wave in figure eights.

I'm going to do
something more original.

I'm running for
Marshport queen, too.

(laughing)

That's ridiculous.

That's so ridiculous,
I laughed.

That's a good queen laugh.

You're too young to be
in the competition.

No, I'm not.
I checked the rules.

You just have to be
a Marshport resident.

(laughs)

Now that's
a good queen laugh.

RACHEL: Ugh!

Hello!
I have places to be.

Who's taking me?

Deathnee does not
like to be late.

Ethan, your turn to take
Daphne to her playdate.

I'll take her.

Oh, thanks, Harls.

- For 200 bucks.
- Ethan, you're up.

But, Dad, I've gotta get
my tours going.

Sorry. Mom and the boys
are away, and I need your help.

I wish there was
a kid shuttle service.

I don't have time for this.

Excuse me for
having friends, loser.

A kid shuttle service?

I just found a way
to make 200 bucks.

Me, lead
the tricentennial parade?

I know we've been
power-walking the mall
for two months now,

but you think
I got the stuff?

I know by the way
you pass up free samples
at Pretzel Pier.

You've got focus.

Or bad peripheral vision.

Either way, you're
right for the gig.

Even if I wanted to,
why would they choose me?

It's not they,
it's me.

You're walkin' with
the head of the
parade committee,

and I got pull.

And a recipe for banana bread
they'll never see again

if they don't choose you.

I don't know.

It seems like
such a huge responsibility.

I mean, leading
the whole parade,

carrying that giant flag.

There's even a surprise
celebrity guest.

The entire world
will be watching.

Well, just Marshport
and some shut-ins who
like the parade coverage.

I'll train you.

I once trained the greatest
parade leader of all time.

- Who?
- Me.

And that concludes our tour.

Thanks for riding with
Marshport Star Tours,

where you're only one star
and 3,000 miles

away from Hollywood.
Mention my name at the register

- for a ten percent discount.
- Listen!

I figured out a way to get
my slushy machine fixed,

- but I need to ask you
a big favor.
- Yes, whatever you need.

Sure, no is your first answer,
but I need it part-time

for a fantastic
business idea.

Harley Car, the on-demand
taxi service for parents.

Harley, I said yes.

Yes?

I'm not really
booked up on tours right now.

Plus, you did make
the pedi-cab.

So how about I take
mornings, you take afternoons?

Sounds good. The mini mart
where four Maroon 5's

bought a six pack of ginger ale
doesn't open until noon.

Okay, good,
you're here.
We need to talk.

If you were as classy
as you pretend to be,

you would know
it's tea time.

- Would you like to join us?
- Fine. Sure. Whatever.

Okay, I'm here to talk--

You're not drinking
your tea.

Ooh! That's hot.

It's invisible.
Don't over-play.

Fine. I'm here
to talk about
Marshport queen.

You can't compete;
it's completely ridiculous.

Look, I get it.
You're scared.

No, I'm looking out for you.

You're seven.

The queen has to speak,
have talent, poise.

It's a position
that really requires
all of your adult teeth.

Somebody just lost
the tooth fairy vote.

Scone?

Look, only one person
can be the face of this family.

Like Kate Middleton
will get to be the queen,

and Pippa will get to say
her sister with the better
hair is the queen.

I'm Kate, you're Pippa.

(British accent)
Hi, Kate, I'm Pippa.
You're going to lose.

Hollywood Harley Car,

the kid with the bike
to transport your tyke.

I have three calls
before you. Please hold.

Harley Car is blowing up.

I've already made enough
to fix my slushy machine,

which, as you may recall,
also blew up.

How's the tours going?

Not the big money maker,
but a lot of fun.

I took 100 photos
of the Muncie family

at the airport where
Selena Gomez lost her luggage.

Ho ho hold on to
your claim ticket.

Hi. Do you have any
Harley Car openings
this afternoon?

Oh, sorry, Harley Car's
in the morning.

Star Tours
is in the afternoon.

That's too bad.
I don't even need the ride.

I need some me time.
I'd pay you double the rate

just to have someone take him
off my hands for an hour.

(evil laughter)

Oh, so you basically
just want a babysitter.

What about a babysitter
who knows cool stuff
about Marshport?

Only thing he needs to know

is not to bring my kid back
in less than an hour.

See you at 3:00.

Harley Car just merged
with Star Tours.

Well, more like absorbed
Star Tours.

Well, more like
a secret takeover.

Look, what matters is,

I'm going to be making
a ton of money

from these desperate suckers.

Oh, sorry, ma'am.

I didn't put you on hold.

Do you mind not mentioning
my secret plan?

Thanks.

I don't know
how you did it,

but my tours
are fully booked
this afternoon.

- I can't believe it.
- Believe it.
That's what Harley do.

Harley also do
white lies,

half-truths, and just plain
leaving things out.

Like the fact that I renamed
Ethan's business Harley Care.

Hi. We're here for
Harley Care.

It's actually pronounced
Star Tours.

You're a little younger
than the customers
I was expecting.

I told you the age
limit was 12.

They were begging me.

"Where can I ride in
a lobster while learning?"

There's only one answer,
Ethan,

and you know what it is.

Tickets, please.

I've gotta carry this
the whole parade?

It's a lot heavier
than I thought.

Keep it up there.
Don't let that flag
touch the ground.

The Rotary Club of
Marshport has eyes
everywhere.

Georgie, we need
your help.

- Kinda busy right now.
- This is good.

The parade route is
unpredictable.

You need to be ready
for anything.

I once got struck by lightning,
kept right on marching.

We both wanna be
parade queen.

You need to pick
who should run,
and who should drop out.

Which one of us should be
Marshport queen?

This or that?

That's old news.

This is what's happening
right now.

I'm not going to choose
between my sisters.

I got no problem.
Show me what you got.

The little one.

If I had one wish,

it would be for
world peace.

If I had one wish,

it would be to hug
all the children of the world.

Awww.

The little one.

The big one.

You're out.

The little one wins.

This is so not fair!

I don't know who you are,
strange lady at our house,

but I like you.

I feel bad for Rachel,

but I'm super glad
Daphne does not wanna
be parade leader.

You should be.
That kid sparkles.

Now, we're gonna
get marching.

From here through
the parade route and back.

We're gonna march
and march till you can do it

with your eyes closed.

This time, I'll try
to not take out
any street signs.

And... step.

Movie buffs like yourselves
will be excited to learn

that on your right
is a nail salon

owned by Jennifer Lawrence's
third cousin.

Stop talking. I'm trying
to play my video game!

A friend for you,
a friend for you,

a friend for you.

(horns blowing loudly)

And movie buffs like yourselves
will be excited to learn

that on your right
is a nail salon

owned by Jennifer Lawrence's
third cousin.

Harley, good news.

The part for your
slushy machine came in.

Thanks, but that was
yesterday's problem.

I'm all about
the Benjamins now.

Huh.

On your right...

the nail salon...

Lawrence...
third cousin.

Wow. I knew you wouldn't
like this outfit,

but you've actually
got tears in your eyes.

I do hate it,
but it's not about that.

Daphne's running for
Marshport queen,
and I can't beat her.

It's like running against
a puppy wrapped in
a baby panda.

Awww.

That right there,
that's why I'm out.

I waited to run
until this year

so I could be queen
for the tricentennial.

There's going to be
a surprise celebrity guest,

and I want to do the queen
wave on the float next to them.

Do you know how good
this would've looked for my--

College applications?

I was gonna say
web presence.

I guess it doesn't
matter anymore.

Some dreams you just
have to let die.

Hey, you will always be
the queen of my heart.

Okay, that right there,
that just made me sadder.

Harley Care.
We care when you don't.

Absolutely we can book you for
two hours tomorrow afternoon.

Just remember to call it
Star Tours

for a five-percent discount
on your babysitting ride.

Babysitting ride?!

It's actually called
Harley Care.

But I'm guessing that's not
going to make this any better.

You turned my tours
into mobile daycare.

This isn't what
I wanted to do.

I wanted to give tours
to people who care
about Hollywood history.

- These kids care.
- All they care about is
throwing stuff at me.

At least you had bookings.

Face it. There's more demand
for my business than yours.

So?

So join Harley Care,

and we can suck
the child care dollars
right out of this town.

Listen to yourself.

You sound like
a babysitting supervillain.

We're just two
different people, Harls.

I don't care about money.

You know what?

Keep the cab.
I quit.

But we're booked solid.

No. You're booked solid.

Don't forget your helmet.
Those malt balls sting.

(laughing)

Ethan's not wrong.

This is not super fun,
but who cares?

I'm making money.

Knock it off, you two.

Do not make me
come back there.

(wistful music plays)

Welcome back, Slushy.

Now there's just one more
thing I have to fix.

I wanna talk to you about
the Marshport queen pageant.

You want me to mention
your store in my victory speech?

Done.

Listen, we both know
you have a really good
shot at winning this thing.

I'm pretty much a lock.

You know, this pageant
is really important
to your sister.

You have a lot of years
you can win this,

but she doesn't.

Something to think about.

I'll give you a little
peace and quiet.

Close the roof
behind you.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed
Marshport Star Walking Tours.

Hollywood glamour
is just a stroll away,

with two moderate hills.

Exit's this way.

(bicycle bell rings)

Hey, E.

I see you're doing
walking tours now.

It's not just walking.

We also accept
inline skaters.

How's Harley Care going?

We closed.

Harley won't be caring
anymore.

Why? You're making
so much money.

You were right.

There are more important
things than making money.

I realized slinging slushies
was my first love.

Did you do that thing
where you talk to the machine?

That's none of your business.

The point is,
I'm sorry.

So I'm giving you back
the pedi-cab.

I want you to do
what you love.

Thanks, Harls.

Marshport Star Tours
is back on wheels!

You wanna talk to
the pedi-cab?

Go ahead.
Talk to the pedi-cab.

Nah. I like to keep it
more of a boss-employee
relationship.

Well, can your employee
give me a ride?

Because I'd love a tour.

Hop in.

We're actually standing in front
of a landmark right now.

If you look straight ahead,
you will see

where singer Rachel Platten
recorded her first demo.

Is there some sort of
hologram feature on this tour,

- because I feel like
I'm seeing her.
- Oh, thank goodness.

I thought I was
hallucinating

from walking all those
moderate hills.

She must be the surprise
celebrity guest.

She's waving us down.
What do we do?

Hey, lobster.
Yeah, you guys.

She's a celebrity.

We do what she says.

Hi. Thank you guys so much
for pulling over.

My driver's stuck
in parade traffic.
Can you get me to my float?

Absolutely,
Rachel Ashley Platten.

who used to enjoy
root beer floats at
Swanny's Seasonal Custard Shop.

Quit scaring Rachel Platten.

Step, one, two.

Step, step, step.

As the man who taught
Georgie to walk,

I am impressed you
taught her to march.

I taught a cat to fetch,
and this was harder.

But when Georgie trains,
she gives it her all.

Two, step, step.

Step, one, two.

Two, step, step.

Step, step.

Why is she turning left?

Uh-oh.

She's so locked in,
she's doing her
training route.

Where does that end?

Step, step...

Yes! I did it!

Wrong turn.
My bad.

Go back.
Go back!

Oh, no. No, no!

(pedi-cab horn honks )

(bicycle bell dings)

How'd this parade end up
in our backyard?

'Cause Georgie
was leading it.

Wait a second.
I'm singing in a backyard?

I've gotta talk to my agent
about these gigs.

♪ Oh, tears make kaleidoscopes
in your eyes ♪

♪ And hurt, I know you're
hurting, but so am I ♪

♪ And, love, if your wings
are broken ♪

♪ Borrow mine
till yours can open, too ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we're
breaking down ♪

♪ We can find a way
to break through ♪

♪ Even if we can't
find heaven ♪

♪ I'll walk through
fire with you ♪

♪ Love, you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we can't find heaven,
I'm gonna stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we can't
find heaven ♪

♪ I'll walk through fire
with you ♪

♪ Love, you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you ♪

♪ And when you can't rise ♪

♪ I'll crawl with you
on hands and knees ♪

♪ 'Cause I...
I'm gonna stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we're
breaking down ♪

♪ We can find a way
to break through ♪

♪ Even if we can't
find heaven ♪

♪ I'll walk through fire
with you ♪

♪ Love, you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we can't
find heaven ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand by you ♪

♪ Even if we can't
find heaven ♪

♪ I'll walk through
fire with you ♪

♪ Love, you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you ♪

♪ I'm gonna stand by you ♪

Looks like you've got
a new stop for your tour.

NEWSCASTER: Coming up,
coastal calamity.

Find out how a local town's
tricentennial parade

ended up behind
one family's home.

DAPHNE: The parade
was in my yard.

(phone rings)

Phone call from Suzy.

HARLEY: Dad, Mom's calling.

Let it ring!

Phone call from Suzy.