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Go, bread, go.
Toast it like you mean it.
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Uh-oh. Please tell me
she's not coaching the food.
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Come on, put your back
into it, sourdough.
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Push through to
golden brown.
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Oh, yeah, she's all up
in that loaf's face.
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It's that time
of the year again.
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Georgie has four seasons:
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basketball season,
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soccer season,
softball season,
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and the one
we dread the most.
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BOTH: In-between
seasons season.
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I should've known.
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This morning, she
challenged me to a floss-off.
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The only winner there
is her dentist.
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We're out of bread.
Can you toast crackers?
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Get ready, crackers.
You're goin' in.
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Georgie without a sport
is like me
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without my invention bag.
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- A monster.
- I was going to say lost.
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Right. Lost.
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Did I not say lost?
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There must be some sport
recruiting now.
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What about archery?
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A sharp spear
flying through the air.
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Georgie.
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High dive?
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High and dive.
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Both of those words
say body cast.
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Golf tryouts
are coming up.
What about that?
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That could work.
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I mean, mini golf
is the only sport
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where she hasn't hurt
herself or someone else.
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GEORGIE:
Heads up, Humpty.
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ETHAN: Wait. Does
Humpty Dumpty
count as a person?
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All the putt-putt staff
and all the Diaz men
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couldn't put Humpty
together again.
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I'm pushing you out
of your comfort zone, salty,
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but that's when
greatness happens.
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I know you're pretty busy
coaching crackers,
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but what do you think about
trying out for the golf team?
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Can't. I'm committed
to this.
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Winners never quit
and quitters never win.
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Not sure that applies
to something that's
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just supposed to transport
cheese to your mouth.
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Come on, guys,
let's see some hustle.
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Well, that was a sesame-covered
slap in the face.
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I might be losing it.
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How about we channel
that craziness into golf?
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You'd be great.
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Yeah. In golf,
the lowest score wins.
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Basketball, soccer, tennis.
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Who's always the lowest
scorer? You.
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I was voted "least likely
to score" three years in a row.
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Movin' on to golf.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Whoa, what's this?
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{\an8}I put together
a little putting green
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{\an8}to help Georgie practice
for her golf tryouts.
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{\an8}So how's it going?
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{\an8}Let's just say
Humpty got off easy.
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{\an8}( glass shattering,
car alarm blaring )
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{\an8}But don't worry.
I'm an inventor.
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{\an8}We create things
to solve problems.
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{\an8}The wheel, the light bulb,
and this.
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{\an8}Pretty sure the golf ball's
already been invented.
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{\an8}Just putt and prepare
to be wowed.
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{\an8}Who's wowed now?
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{\an8}You.
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{\an8}Whoa.
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{\an8}Meet my newest invention.
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{\an8}The remote control
golf ball.
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{\an8}The little round solution
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{\an8}to Georgie's
giant lack of skill.
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{\an8}I call it
the rock and roller.
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{\an8}You mean cheat and liar.
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{\an8}Georgie won't
go for that.
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She won't even know.
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Look, as long as she can
drive the ball 150 yards
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and sink a putt,
she makes the team.
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And Team Harley is going
to help her do that.
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Well, it's not like
she'd be taking
anyone's spot.
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Exactly. Before tryouts,
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I'll replace all
the balls in her bag
with rock and rollers.
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And when she makes
the squad,
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she'll do what
she always does--
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practice, then happily
ride the bench
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for the rest
of the season.
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Wait, is there
a bench in golf?
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No, but she'll be
playing so little,
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she'll have plenty
of time to build one.
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Dinner's almost ready.
Clear the table right now.
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My fault.
That is exactly what I said.
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What's for dinner?
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Shepherd's pie.
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- (Daphne groaning)
- Again?
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Shepherd's why?
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I thought you guys liked
my shepherd's pie.
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When you first
started making it.
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Now we eat it
twice a week.
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It's played out, Mom.
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You guys complain no matter
what I put in front of you.
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I'm already stretched thin
with Dad out of town.
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Don't think of it
as shepherd's pie.
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Think of it as Monday's
tacos with Tuesday's
mashed potatoes over them.
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And today's nightmare.
Oh, come on, Mom.
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On those cooking shows,
they cook a delicious meal
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and dis at the same time.
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Maybe try using
a cookbook.
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This delightful woman
looks like
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she knows how to make
a variety of things.
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Look how happy she is.
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Because she's not raising
seven picky kids
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who complain about
her coq au vin with pea shoots.
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Oh, that does
sound delicious.
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Then shoot the pea
and make it already.
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You know what?
If it's that easy,
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you guys can cook dinner
tomorrow night.
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It's on.
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Be prepared
to eat your words,
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which will still be better
than a shepherd's pie.
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Great. Go for it.
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The first aid kit's
in the drawer,
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and the fire
extinguisher is...
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Eh, never mind. I need
a new kitchen anyway.
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You can do this, Georgie.
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Visualize your success.
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Swing club.
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Connect with ball.
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Apologize to person
hit with ball.
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Nope. Re-visualize.
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What is she doing?
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Is there a button on there
to make her stop talking
to herself?
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She was talking to toast
yesterday, Ethan.
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I'm not God.
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Let's do chocolate lava cake
with ice cream and sprinkles.
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Who has ideas
for dessert?
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I'm handling the menu.
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I got it from the cookbook
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of my favorite reality
TV show,
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The Shouty Housewives
of New England.
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This recipe
serves four to six,
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but can be thrown on
eight to 12.
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Me and Deathnee
want to cut stuff.
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I'm good at it.
I did her hairdo.
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Wrong.
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I'm not letting you
or that devil doll
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near anything sharp.
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I'll call you when
it's time to set the table.
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You did not...
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just take off
our chef hats.
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Beast, Lewie,
we have the numbers.
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Let's get her.
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Sorry, Daphne,
but she's right.
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You're just
too immature.
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- Beast?
- I concur.
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You all just made
our list.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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♪ We're not just
a blank generation ♪
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Whoa, dial it back,
Harls.
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She just has to stay
out of the woods,
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not become Tiger Woods.
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I was dialing it back.
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We're lucky this ball
is still in our zip code.
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♪ Think you got us
figured out ♪
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Wait.
For me?
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♪ You gotta leave
the past behind ♪
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♪ Game on,
we got no pity ♪
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♪ Game on, yeah,
we're comin' for you ♪
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♪ All you kids out livin'
in the city ♪
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♪ Your rock and roll dreams
are gonna come true ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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Is it time for
the victory dance?
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You waited 12 years
for this, Georgie.
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Let 'er rip!
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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Okay, team, we only have
one hour to cook this thing,
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and to show Mom
she's totally underestimated us.
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This booger speaker
doesn't work.
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Yeah, and this head massager
stinks.
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Now I know why
the housewives are shouty.
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Ta-da!
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A classy meal straight
from the shouty housewives
new cookbook,
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Take This Meal
And Throw It.
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Lemon-roasted game hen,
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potatoes au gratin,
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string beans
and garden salad.
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It's what they served
before Connie's intervention.
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Wow. I can't believe
you guys made all of this.
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I've seen you suck on
frozen taquitos
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because you're too lazy
to use the microwave.
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Taquito pops.
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And roses too.
Are you guys even my kids?
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We got them from
Ms. Peters' yard.
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Okay, you're still
my kids.
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Not delicious.
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And Deathnee does not
like this puppet.
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If Lewie and Beast can cook from
this book, so can you.
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Heads up: your booger speaker
is broken.
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You guys did
such a wonderful job,
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I can't wait to see
what you make tomorrow night.
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Patrice's lasagna that
Nina claims is store bought
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looks fabulous.
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First, Nina's jealous
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because Patrice knows
Adele's cousin, and second,
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I thought we were only
cooking one night.
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After this, I don't wanna
clip my children's wings
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after they've
flown so high.
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Can we make taquito pops?
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No, and no corn dog-sicles
either.
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Then we're out
of ideas.
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I did it.
I made the golf team!
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- You did?
- Great job, Georgie.
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I can't believe it.
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I mean, I can believe it,
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because it totally
just happened,
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just like you said it did
while we were sitting here
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eating popcorn,
and yay, Georgie. Celebrate!
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I'm so proud
of you, Georgie. Oh!
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Bad seat.
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I might have gotten
a little carried away
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during my celebration
in the sand trap.
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Yes!!
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00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,332
Yep, Georgie's finally
a winner,
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thanks to my rock and roller.
250
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,207
Sure, it's kind of
a backdoor way in,
251
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:20,165
but if I can make
my sister happy,
252
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,000
I say rock and roll.
253
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,124
I was sitting there.
254
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,832
Hint number one.
255
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,124
Everything you just threw
said Harley on it.
256
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,832
Oh, sorry, but this seat
is the most supportive
257
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,165
on the couch, and if
I wanna stay in peak condition,
258
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,999
I have to respect
the machine.
259
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,124
What machine?
260
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,707
The machine.
261
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,582
I've seen Georgie
with a swollen elbow,
262
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,749
a swollen shoulder,
and a swollen knee.
263
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:49,374
But I've never seen her
with a swollen head.
264
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,207
Thanks.
265
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,749
Hey, that was mine.
266
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,165
Sorry. Gotta hydrate
the machine.
267
00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,374
- What machine?
- That's what I said.
268
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,207
The machine would really
appreciate some quiet.
269
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,333
The machine
is out of order.
270
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,999
I'm so proud and honored
to accept this award
271
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,374
for golfing skill
and sportsmanship.
272
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,249
And to my esteemed
opponent,
273
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:18,124
may I just say,
"In yo' face, loser!"
274
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,124
May I just say,
275
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,624
you know you're
riding the bench, sista?
276
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,415
Sure, but pretty soon,
277
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:26,874
I'm going to need to know
my way around a trophy.
278
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,875
Better practice
my victory tears.
279
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,832
I'm so happy!
280
00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,332
Not quite there.
281
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,000
I'm going to record it
and watch the game film.
282
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:41,624
Winner Georgie,
kind of a bummer.
283
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,582
We should've left her
in that sand trap.
284
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,957
It's just a cocky phase.
285
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,582
Great news.
286
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,415
Team captain Lindsay
got attacked by a wild dog.
287
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:51,874
That's turned into
an evil phase.
288
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,124
It's just her leg.
289
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,832
Point is, she's
missing the match
and I get to start.
290
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,582
I can't wait to tell Mom.
291
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,082
Georgie Diaz, starter.
292
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,832
Ooh! I'm so happy.
293
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,708
Yes, nailed it.
294
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,832
She's going to look
like a fool out there.
295
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,124
You've got to tell her
the only reason she was good
296
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,582
was because of
your trick ball.
297
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,207
- Rock and roller.
- Really?
298
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,457
My inventions may
blow up in my face,
299
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,999
but at least I can
get the names right.
300
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,374
Guys, we made
a horrible, horrible mistake.
301
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,499
We made a delicious meal
that Mom liked.
302
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,707
Beast and I were
only half trying.
303
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,707
But you can't bottle up
this type of raw talent.
304
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,332
Look, our biggest strength
is not knowing how to do things.
305
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,582
That's how we get
our parents to do
everything for us.
306
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,499
Have you ever seen a baby
change its own diaper?
307
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,707
Are you saying
we should poop our pants?
308
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:48,082
I will, but Mom
specifically told
us not to.
309
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:51,124
Guys, I'm saying if we
pretend to not know how to cook,
310
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,707
Mom won't make us do it.
311
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:56,457
So we're going to cook
gross food on purpose?
312
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,750
Finally, something
in our wheelhouse.
313
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:13,332
May I offer you
a warm brownie
and some hot gossip?
314
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,290
Would this be tattling?
315
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,707
- I made it with
real fudge.
- Spill.
316
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,457
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
and Tweedle Full Of Herself
317
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,999
are planning to mess up
dinner so they don't
have to cook anymore.
318
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,499
What?!
Those little...
319
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,999
Wow. Mmm.
320
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,583
It's really hard to be mad
with a mouthful of warm brownie.
321
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,332
Those little punks.
I'm gonna put a stop to this.
322
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,124
Or pretend to like their food.
323
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,707
They'll have to keep cooking
324
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,457
until they admit
you're better at it.
325
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,582
Then they'll finally
stop complaining.
326
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,832
Great plan, Daphne.
327
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,624
See, this is why you're
the best kid in the family.
328
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,332
Don't butter me up.
329
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,333
If you want another
brownie, just ask.
330
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,457
Hey. Before I tell you this,
I want you to remember
331
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,874
all the nice things
I've done for you.
332
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,832
I see what
you're angling for,
333
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,624
but if you wanna
be in my entourage,
334
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,290
you're going to
have to work for it.
335
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,624
You've made this next part
slightly easier.
336
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,999
Georgie, you're
terrible at golf.
337
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,999
Someone just got demoted
to golf shoe cleaner.
338
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,999
This remote control
ball I invented
339
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,165
has been making
all your shots for you.
340
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,499
Sure, you've invented
some cool stuff,
341
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,999
but a remote control
golf ball?
342
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,708
I find that
pretty hard to...
343
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,707
Wait, what?!
No.
344
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:32,457
You're a witch.
345
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,415
No, I'm an inventor.
346
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,207
I invented something
to help
347
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,999
that's turned out
to be a curse.
348
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,874
Maybe I am a witch.
349
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:43,290
Wait. So my tryouts...
I didn't do any of it?
350
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,999
Well, when you walked
out on the green
351
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,457
and tripped,
that was all you.
352
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,207
So I cheated?
353
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,082
You didn't;
I did.
354
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,999
And just to get you
on the team.
355
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,457
After that, I thought
you'd practice like
you always do.
356
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,165
You made me think
I didn't have to.
357
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,999
All I practiced
was my crying face
358
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,457
and my post-game interview.
359
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,582
You set me up
to look like a fool, Harley.
360
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,249
I already had that
covered on my own.
361
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,749
I'm sorry.
362
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,207
Maybe you can
fake an injury.
363
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,957
Or get a real one.
364
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,707
Ooh, ask Rachel to teach
you how to walk in heels again.
365
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,707
I have to play.
366
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,707
Without me, the team
will be short a golfer.
367
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:17,832
They'll miss
that tournament in Florida.
368
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,374
Team captain Lindsay
already sold her hair
to buy a plane ticket.
369
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,082
Wow. First a dog bite,
and now the hair.
370
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:24,832
Rough week.
371
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,457
I can't catch my breath.
372
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,707
I feel light-headed.
373
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,374
Like I'm tumbling
down a dark hole.
374
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:33,415
Which is something
my golf ball won't do
at the match.
375
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,625
How do we fix this,
how do we fix this?
376
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,332
It's moving.
That's a sign.
377
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,124
Maybe that means
we should use it.
378
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,249
Actually, that means
I was sitting on the remote.
379
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,416
But my butt agrees.
380
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,290
This is so exciting.
You're a starter.
381
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,415
I'm just a golfer
doing my golfer thing
that I am very good at.
382
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:58,874
Should've invented
a remote control mouth zipper.
383
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,499
Golf is boring.
384
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,999
It's like the library.
You have to whisper.
385
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,250
Go play. Just don't get
in any trouble.
386
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,583
Lots of wind today.
387
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,582
I thought you weren't
gonna use the remote
control golf ball again.
388
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,124
Does that ball look like
I'm controlling it?
389
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,375
Check it out.
390
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,750
The golf ball's doing
the same thing as our car.
391
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Yoo hoo, come back.
392
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,874
Right behind you. Ow!
393
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,457
Well, I guess you don't
have to worry about
394
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,333
Winner Georgie anymore.
395
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:56,249
Why did I build this
so well?
396
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,499
I can't even break
anything right.
397
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,874
Hey, today
could've been worse.
398
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,207
Georgie's had so many
epic sports failures,
399
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,874
no one even questioned
her chasing a ball
into a water hazard.
400
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,624
I wanted to help,
and all I did
401
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,332
was mess things up.
402
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,707
I'm the worst sister ever.
403
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,749
Pretty sure
that's Rachel.
404
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,707
True.
405
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,707
But not helping.
406
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:18,874
You know what would help?
407
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,499
Talking to Georgie.
408
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,707
You don't think
she'll be mad?
409
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,707
Oh, no,
she'll be furious.
410
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,333
That's why you're
going in alone.
411
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,999
Georgie, I know
you're upset.
412
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,332
You can throw
anything you want.
413
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,332
You're only saying that
because you know I'll miss.
414
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,707
And I'm not mad.
415
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,332
You did me a favor.
416
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,165
You made me realize
I'm done with sports.
417
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,124
What?
418
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,332
My whole life,
419
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,290
I dreamed of
becoming a winner.
420
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,457
But when it
finally happened,
421
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,832
I was a bad one.
I lost my integrity.
422
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,999
No. I forced you
into cheating.
423
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,374
And I prefer to call it
performance enhancement.
424
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,874
Which, now that
I've said it,
425
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,374
doesn't sound
so great either.
426
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,332
No, it's more
than that.
427
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,457
I got cocky
and didn't practice,
428
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,374
except for
my victory crying,
429
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,957
which only made me realize
I am an ugly crier.
430
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,749
Time for me to move on.
431
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,749
I'm going to be a regular,
non-sporty American teenager.
432
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,207
What do they do?
433
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,832
I don't know.
434
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,457
Go to the mall?
435
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,707
- And do what?
- Nothing much.
436
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,332
Nothing much.
437
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,083
I can do that.
438
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,624
How ironic.
439
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,957
Harley, Ethan and Georgie
are at the mall,
440
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,207
and you're here, cooking.
441
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:41,874
Because we wanted to cook
a delicious meal for our mother.
442
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,582
Our first course
is a soup.
443
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,333
Soy sauce
and cantaloupe.
444
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,332
A taste of the Orient
445
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,375
with some sass
from the melon patch.
446
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,625
Very nice.
447
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:57,999
It is?
448
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,957
It's got an interesting
crunch.
449
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,874
That's
the breath mint crumble.
450
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,624
Tastes like when
you brush your teeth,
451
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,250
right after
you've thrown up.
452
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,207
For our second course,
453
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,000
sea bass and
cottage cheese smoothies.
454
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,707
Not bad.
455
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,500
Oh.
456
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,166
Got a bone.
457
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,958
You're not eating?
458
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,082
Yum.
459
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,124
That's so good.
460
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,499
So jealous you
got all the bones.
461
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,333
Wait. (coughs)
462
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,707
No, you didn't.
463
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,582
I took a classic,
and kicked it up a notch.
464
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,957
Tuna casserole with
layers of marshmallow fluff.
465
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,999
I call it
surf and flurf.
466
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,624
They say no one
should eat alone.
467
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,165
It almost looks
too good to eat.
468
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,333
Same time then?
469
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,749
I'm out!
470
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,375
There's no way I'm eating
the flurf and barf.
471
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,207
Do I criticize
your cooking?
472
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,249
See. Not so easy putting a meal
on the table every night.
473
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,957
You're right.
Even cooking gross
food is hard work.
474
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,415
At least yours
is sort of edible.
475
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:21,290
Not the appreciation
I'd hoped for, but I'll take it.
476
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:23,415
We promise not to complain
from now on...
477
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,957
about dinner.
478
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,332
Everything else
is still fair game.
479
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,333
Are you gonna
finish that?
480
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,499
How's mall life
treating you?
481
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,874
Well, I've pretty much
done everything.
482
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,207
Got an awkward
chair massage,
483
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,374
browsed the sale rack
at Always 15,
484
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,874
threw change
in a fountain.
485
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,499
Dug it back up
to buy a churro.
486
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,999
(phone buzzing)
487
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,624
Oh. Strawberry-cinnamon
pretzel samples are out.
488
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,874
Can I use this bag?
489
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,582
How many samples
are you getting?
490
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,582
As many as I can.
491
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,457
Did you see what
the other kids
492
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,625
are making for
dinner tonight?
493
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,457
You having fun?
494
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,290
Oh, yeah.
495
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,290
This is everything
I thought it would be.
496
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,832
Come on, Georgie.
497
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,874
This can't be your life.
498
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,707
Sports is your life.
499
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,290
It's who you are.
It's who we are.
500
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,957
Some of our best
family moments
501
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,165
have been spent
watching you play.
502
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,457
Why? I always lose.
503
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,999
Exactly. That's
our tradition.
504
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,457
Watch Georgie lose,
be mad at the other team,
505
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,415
go out for pizza.
506
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:32,124
We're nine people.
507
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,750
It's hard to get us
together to do anything.
508
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,165
But you do.
509
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,291
You can't take that
away from us.
510
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,749
Excuse me.
You dropped 20 dollars.
511
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,874
A lotta kids your age
would've kept that.
512
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,499
You're an honest gal.
513
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,707
Some might call
that integrity.
514
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,832
I'm calling it integrity.
You've got integrity.
515
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,999
I'm Mrs. Sullivan.
These are my teammates.
516
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,749
- We're mall walkers.
- You're a team?
517
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,582
Not officially, but we call
ourselves the Pacemakers.
518
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,749
I like your hustle,
hair for days.
519
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,957
You play sports?
520
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,999
She does. You do.
521
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,999
Well, we're looking to
bring in some fresh feet.
522
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,165
- Wanna join?
- She does. You do.
523
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:20,166
- Unless you're loving this.
- I'm cut off.
524
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,624
Apparently,
I'm an over-sampler.
525
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,832
Georgie, you're
my man inside.
526
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,833
I need you to go back in
and hit 'em hard.
527
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,290
Hold my boba.
I'm comin' off the bench.
528
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,874
{\an8}Less talking,
more walking.
529
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,000
{\an8}Try to keep up, kid.
530
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,708
{\an8}Thanks, Harley.
531
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,415
{\an8}What just happened?
532
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,415
{\an8}Georgie found a new sport
for her in-between season.
533
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:54,083
{\an8}And our family's going to be
watching her do laps
around the food court.
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