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Busy day at
the slushy stand?
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This town's gone
slushy crazy.
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We ran out of all of
our usual flavors at work today,
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so I had to invent one.
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Okay, so we're out of
Sweet Carol-lime,
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Cherry Underwood,
we're even out of Kale-or Swift.
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But don't worry.
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I have a new delicious
flavor.
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Slushy Classic.
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- It's just crushed ice
and tap water.
- Mmm.
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Sold seven of them.
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Those hipsters
will buy anything.
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All I wanna do
is plop down on the couch,
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watch TV, and stuff my face
with leftover wings
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from Wingapore Palace.
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Here, birdy, birdy, birdy.
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They're gone?
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Are you kidding me?
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I even hid them behind
the yams that have
been there since Easter.
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You hid leftovers
in the fridge?
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In this house?
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You gotta hide them
on your person.
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- Egg roll?
- Pass.
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Ever since school got out,
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Rachel's boyfriend Cuff
has been at the house nonstop.
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In a family of nine, the last
thing you need is ten.
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It's like when your sibling
is dating someone,
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the whole family's
dating them, too.
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Rachel, this is supposed
to be my TV time.
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I let you watch last night
so I could watch now.
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But what have you done
for Cuff?
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He likes to watch
Man Vs. Dumpster.
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It's how he unwinds.
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From what?
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He doesn't have a job.
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Texas Barbecue Edition.
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CUFF: Sweet.
I've seen this one.
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Spoiler alert: Dumpster Jack
finds a week-old brisket
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in a mannequin head.
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Did you just toss a chicken bone
into my invention bag?
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Uh, sorry. There was a bunch
of junk in there.
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I thought it was
a garbage bag.
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Hey.
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Guys, my TV time.
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So let's play the quiet game
while Harley watches Dance Dads.
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Dance Dads record
request cancelled?
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What?!
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Stop shouting, Harley.
We are trying to relax.
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I thought we were playing
the quiet game.
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You cancelled Dance Dads
for a show about a guy
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who digs through garbage?!
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Digs through and eats.
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Gotta give Dumpster Jack
full props.
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Cuff is our guest.
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Don't be rude.
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What's rude is forcing me
to watch a show
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no one wants to see.
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Hey, Man Vs. Dumpster!
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That's exactly what
we wanna watch right now.
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That guy is like a virus.
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The whole family's come
down with whooping Cuff.
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Rachel's here more,
he winds up Lewie and Beast.
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You're saying that like
it's a bad thing.
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With Cuff around,
they don't bug me.
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I get to spend more
quality time with Greta.
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I'm going to channel
this negativity
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into something useful.
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Maybe finish
my solar-heated birdbath.
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Wow, that slushy syrup
is sticky.
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Cuff, Cuff, Cuff, Cuff,
Cuff, Cuff, Cuff, Cuff.
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I guess
Man Vs. Dumpster's over.
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But Harley vs. Cuff
has just begun.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Yep, my snack went from
delicious wings
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{\an8}to the canned
chickpeas.
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{\an8}This is what's available
when you're hiding in a pantry.
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{\an8}First up, the unthinkable.
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{\an8}Marshmallows dipped in
mayonnaise.
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{\an8}I heard even goats
can't keep that down.
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{\an8}What should we call it?
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{\an8}Mayonallow or
marshonnaise?
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{\an8}Let's call it both,
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{\an8}and do it twice!
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{\an8}Get 'em while they're gross!
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}Yesterday it was
forehead karate.
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{\an8}Today, it's
the iron gut challenge.
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{\an8}Tomorrow, I hear it's
roadkill autopsy.
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{\an8}They have no respect for
people who bust their humps
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{\an8}working for a living.
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{\an8}I mean, if Cuff had any idea
what it's like to have a job...
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{\an8}That's it.
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{\an8}The cure for
the common Cuff.
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{\an8}If that dummy had a job,
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{\an8}he wouldn't be
stapled to our couch.
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{\an8}- (muffled)
- That means,
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Cuff, you're like
the cool big brother
we never had.
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- (laughs)
- You're the best.
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All I'm saying is,
it's nice to have
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- a little change
in your pocket.
- Why?
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See? Free.
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Could use more sugar...
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which I'll add.
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Also free.
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But what about Rachel?
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You can't keep a girl
like her sitting around
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watching a guy
in a dumpster.
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I mean, Kanye just rented
Kim an island in the Caribbean.
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You can rent an island?
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No, you can't.
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But maybe if
you had a job
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you could afford the magazine
I saw the picture of
the island in.
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Eh. I'm not really
a jobby kind of guy.
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I take after my dad
that way.
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Okay. I just don't want
Rachel getting bored of you.
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That's why she dumped
her last five boyfriends.
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Whoa.
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I never heard her talk
about any old boyfriends.
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Yeah, once they're gone,
they're gone forever.
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Scone?
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Man.
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A job?
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I'd need a résumé.
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I'd need to get some paper
for that résumé.
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I'd need to get
a first job
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so I'd have something
to put on that résumé.
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I mean, this is
a job already.
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Relax. I've got this.
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Just let me ask you
a couple of quick questions.
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One. Do you have
a last name?
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(loud rock music plays)
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Hey, who wants to build
a race car
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with their cool
brother Ethan?
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Race car.
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Cool brother Ethan.
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(music continues)
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Hey, turn it up.
We're rock gods.
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Cuff showed us a video
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where tons of hairy dudes
smash guitars.
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He sure knows
a lot about culture.
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That's not such a big deal.
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Any fool can smash a guitar.
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Great.
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Go.
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You want me
to smash Greta?
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You were right.
Cuff needs to go.
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Hate to say
I told you so.
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Actually, no,
that felt pretty good.
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Up until now,
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I never had to try
to be cool.
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Being the older brother
automatically gave me cred.
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Whoa.
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Can't believe you
could reach that plate.
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You must have
octopus arms.
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They're just arms, boys.
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They're just arms.
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Plus, I've got the hair,
the dimples,
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the laid-back charm.
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On paper, I'm
pretty impressive.
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The only thing that
needs to look impressive
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is Cuff's résumé.
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Hit me with
that recon I did.
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Well, he got in trouble
with the police
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for graffiti-ing
an ice cream truck.
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Recognized by the city
for artistic achievement.
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He's been thrown out
of several schools.
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Comfortable with travel.
Enjoys meeting new people.
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There's a surprising amount
of stuff about dumpsters.
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Significant experience
in waste management.
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When this baby's finished,
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I'm gonna submit it to
every job website in America.
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Maybe even a few overseas.
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Europe better hide
their leftovers.
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I almost feel bad for
the sucker who's gonna
hire this guy.
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Harley, meet
your new co-worker.
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You hired Cuff?!
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You should see
his résumé.
Very impressive.
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Did you know his artwork
was recognized by the city?
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Dad, it's Cuff!
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Actually, his real name
is Warren.
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It's my favorite
uncle's name.
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You can't stand him, remember?
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What happened
to my raincoat?
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Cuff borrowed it.
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He doesn't like stuff
around his wrists.
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That's where he got
his name.
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Cuff... because
he doesn't like them.
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I don't like my coats
becoming vests.
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Why do you hate Cuff?
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Look, I've never been
a huge fan of Cuff,
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but this Warren is
maybe someone I can get behind.
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00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,624
Besides, I needed
the help.
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And if he's here,
he can't be alone with Rachel.
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00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:15,207
Hey, wanna see me stuff
four of these up my nose?
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- Not at all.
- Totally right.
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Gotta do five.
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I can't believe Cuff
went off and got a job.
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It feels like there's
one less color in the rainbow.
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ETHAN: Step right up.
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Step right up,
step right up,
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and behold,
the amazing...
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smash wagon!
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Who's ready to bash
some stuff?
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I've gathered
an array of cool things
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for your smashing pleasure.
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First up, a tub of
ricotta cheese.
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And Georgie's old crutch.
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Smash-tastic!
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Cool. Now do
your guitar.
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Let's keep Greta
out of this.
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But who wants to smash
Daphne's old training potty?
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Rock gods don't
smash potties.
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Unless they're throwing them
out of hotel windows.
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We're out.
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Wait. I haven't shown you
the finale.
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Watermelon
and a croquet mallet.
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Man versus melon.
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Smash-tastic.
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Who am I?
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I'd stay away from
those today.
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Great. I created
a monster,
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and got him
a part-time job.
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But if I created him,
I can destroy him.
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I'll get Cuff to quit
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by showing him
the down side of work.
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The working.
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Hey, Dad, you shouldn't be
lifting that.
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Remember your bad back?
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No.
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00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,249
Remember your bad memory?
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Take a load off.
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Cuff can do it.
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00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,583
Oh, Cuff.
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You were right, Harls.
That does feel better.
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00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,124
Man, the inside of
this thing is filthy.
251
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,332
HARLEY: Cuff!
252
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,875
Cool.
253
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,499
Eesh. This thing
is full of fish guts.
254
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,458
HARLEY: Cuff!
255
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,707
Boy, it better rain soon.
256
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,082
There is a lot of
seagull poop on the dinghies.
257
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,750
HARLEY: Cuff!
258
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,874
Way to put your back
into it, Warren.
259
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,749
Feel free to take
a couple of fish heads
home with you.
260
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,208
But just a couple.
261
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,165
This is a rough job, huh?
262
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,290
Yeah. It's one disgusting
task after another.
263
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,582
No one would blame you
if you wanted to quit right now.
264
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,457
In fact, you should.
265
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,083
Want me to tell Dad?
I'll tell Dad.
266
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,082
No way.
267
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,249
This is the best job ever!
268
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,415
- It is?
- Totally.
269
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,165
Fish guts, bird poop,
270
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,249
gross stuff I should
probably be wearing gloves for.
271
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,082
I get to spend my day
in filth,
272
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,582
and get paid for it.
273
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,874
If that's not
the American dream,
274
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,082
I don't know what is.
275
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,999
Cuff, you gotta ditch work.
276
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,290
My BFF Kiki's cousin is DJ'ing
at the boba place we went to.
277
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,415
You should totally go.
278
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,874
That sounds important.
279
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,624
Sorry. No can do.
280
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,499
A garbage barge overturned
in the bay,
281
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,374
and I get to clean the sludge
off your dad's jet ski rentals.
282
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:53,249
Wait. You're picking
a garbage barge over me?!
283
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,332
Don't make it a contest.
284
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,457
I have strong feelings
for both of you.
285
00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:01,499
Okay. This and this...
286
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,624
no!
287
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,875
Circle back with
the boba, babe.
288
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,082
If she comes back
with boba,
289
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,291
I wouldn't drink it.
290
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,332
Okay, so getting Cuff a job
didn't turn out like I hoped,
291
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,707
but at least
he's out of the house,
292
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,083
which may be a fair trade.
293
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,582
Let's see.
294
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,708
Is my leftover chicken parm
still in the fridge?
295
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,832
Oh, yeah. Work Cuff is
way better than Home Cuff.
296
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,999
Now let's reintroduce my butt
to its long-lost friend.
297
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,458
The couch.
298
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,457
Hey, girl.
Love those cushions.
299
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,208
Did you miss me?
300
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,124
What are you doing there?
301
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,291
Cuff dumped me...
for his job.
302
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,582
Cuff broke up with you?
Why would he do that?
303
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,707
- You're so pretty.
- (blowing loudly)
304
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,290
I mean, usually.
305
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,207
Do you know how hard it is
to find a boyfriend
306
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,374
who has nothing going on
but you?
307
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,249
Maybe he's just
going through a phase.
308
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,874
Like that week Dad tried
to grow facial hair.
309
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,082
ETHAN: Hey, Dad,
I need a ride.
310
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,957
Solid.
311
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:21,582
Cuff broke up with me.
312
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,165
I can't even.
313
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,165
Cuff broke up with us.
314
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,457
We can't even.
315
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,124
Do you know
how hard it is
316
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,707
to find someone
who can keep down
317
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:34,082
a mayonnaise-covered
marshmallow
318
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,457
while spinning around
on a bat?
319
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,875
We lost the best
big brother we ever had.
320
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,000
I can't even.
321
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,249
When someone breaks up
with a Diaz,
322
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,332
the whole family suffers.
323
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,082
How would I know
getting Cuff a job
324
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,625
would get everyone dumped?
325
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,582
(phone buzzing)
326
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,999
Uh, aren't you
gonna get that?
327
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,624
What's the point?
328
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,290
You're ignoring a text?!
329
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,332
I feel so lost.
330
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,625
Did we come on
too strong?
331
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,457
Know what's worse than watching
someone take your place?
332
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,582
Hearing about it 24/7.
333
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,165
Remember that time Cuff
wore those chickens
on his hands
334
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,708
like boxing gloves?
335
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,249
Dude, I just
stopped crying.
336
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,332
Don't make me
start again.
337
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,708
I just wanna
hear his voice.
338
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,957
(line ringing)
339
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,749
Yeah, this is Cuff.
340
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,249
- Leave a message at the beep.
- (farting sound)
341
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,332
Oh, sorry.
(beep)
342
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,999
(both sighing)
343
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,415
Hey, guys,
check it out.
344
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,499
- (farting noise)
- Sorry.
345
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,582
We know that
was your mouth.
346
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah. Butt sounds
way different.
347
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,625
What's with the sweats?
348
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,832
I don't care how I look.
349
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,749
- I just wanna be
comfortable.
- Comfortable?
350
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:12,290
You wore a tube top
and high heels to
hike the Grand Canyon.
351
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,499
Why would Cuff wanna get
a job anyway?
352
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,124
We could search and search,
353
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,582
and probably
never find out.
354
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,457
I just don't get it.
355
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,874
Maybe he wanted to make
some money
356
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,582
so he could
buy you nice things.
357
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,374
I don't want nice things.
358
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,291
I just wanna spend
time together.
359
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,957
Ugh! I hate when Rachel
acts like a human.
360
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,082
Now I have to act
like a human
361
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,457
and do the right thing.
362
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,750
Gentlemen, I'm about
to rock your world.
363
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,582
Hold onto your hats,
364
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,707
'cause we are
smashing Greta!
365
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,582
I thought Greta
was off-limits.
366
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,082
I saw that you were down,
367
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,874
so I decided to cheer
you up in a way
368
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,624
only the coolest
big brother in the world could.
369
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,625
- (beeps)
- (music blares)
370
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:04,208
Back up, and get ready
to ride the lightning!
371
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,832
Awesome!
372
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,249
This makes me
wanna learn guitar.
373
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,250
Can you teach us
"Smoke On The Water"?
374
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,165
I could...
375
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,999
but I just smashed
my guitar.
376
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,457
Well, that's
very disappointing.
377
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,125
Totally.
378
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,457
Look, I feel bad.
379
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,707
But juggling a girlfriend
and work was tough.
380
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,874
I'm probably the first
guy in the world
381
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,124
who's ever had to balance
something like that.
382
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,249
But Rachel's worth it.
Remember all that great stuff
383
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,457
you loved about her?
384
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,249
Like her long, brown hair
and...
385
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:03,457
It's brown and long...
386
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:07,749
and... what is it exactly
you love about Rachel?
387
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,499
She's really pretty.
388
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,874
She smells nice.
389
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,832
She texts super fast.
390
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,707
And that brown hair
really is dope.
391
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,290
The dopest.
392
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:19,582
What was I thinking?
393
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,707
I guess I got caught up
in the glory of the job.
394
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,499
When you're done
scraping that gum,
395
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,166
a wharf rat's
stuck in the toilet.
396
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,707
All I know is,
Rachel's miserable.
397
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,457
You should've
seen her this morning.
398
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:33,707
- She was wearing sweatpants.
- And you left her alone?!
399
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,082
I bet if you apologized,
she would take you back.
400
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,208
I don't know.
That girl really
holds a grudge.
401
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,999
What was that for?
402
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,415
- You ate the last cupcake.
- What cupcake?
403
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:52,165
Two years ago, white cake,
chocolate icing, sprinkles.
404
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,458
I called it,
you ate it.
405
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,707
Yeah, I've heard that.
406
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,415
Sorry might not be enough.
407
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,582
But Rachel is a sucker
for a romantic gesture.
408
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,457
Flowers, candy, some cash
couldn't hurt.
409
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,374
She wouldn't wanna see me.
410
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,874
Even if I had all the dumpster
flowers in the world.
411
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,874
You worry about the gesture,
412
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,624
and I'll worry about Rachel.
413
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,166
We'll be back in an hour.
414
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:33,707
He's clearly not dead.
What am I doing here?
415
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,582
There's something he would
like to say to you.
416
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,499
Now if you'll excuse me,
417
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,082
I'm gonna go crouch down
behind the rubber boot display
418
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,500
and pretend not to listen.
419
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,415
Rachel, I've made a lot
of mistakes since
I've had this job.
420
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,874
I let a guy walk away
with the bathroom key.
421
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,290
I took more than
a couple of those fish heads.
422
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,458
Get to it.
423
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,374
But the biggest
mistake I made
424
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,290
was choosing this job
over you,
425
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,290
because as much as I care
about garbage,
426
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,125
there's something I care
about even more.
427
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,583
Baby.
428
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,874
Warren. Why?
429
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,499
Cuff, you're fired.
430
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,249
I thought you'd be cool
with it.
431
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,457
You heart Rachel, too.
432
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:31,124
I also heart
my in-store merchandise.
433
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,750
Get out!
434
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,874
Does this mean
you're hiring,
435
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,707
because I need to earn
some money for a new guitar.
436
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,375
He's hiring.
437
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,249
You can't choose
who your siblings date,
438
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,374
but if you try
to get rid of them,
439
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,082
chances are you'll end up
with a mess.
440
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,499
Only 32 more hours of this,
441
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,082
and I can buy
a new guitar.
442
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,333
Remind me again why I was trying
to impress Lewie and Beast.
443
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,624
No, Ethan,
don't look.
444
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:11,832
New low. They don't even
want me to look at them.
445
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,874
Whatever they're doing,
that's probably a good thing.
446
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,582
Okay. Now.
447
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,375
Check it out.
448
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,707
We figured out
how to fix Greta.
449
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,249
So now you can teach us
"Smoke On The Water."
450
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,707
Prepare to be rock gods!
451
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,707
On a guitar with
one string.
452
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:35,583
All right, here we go!
453
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:41,290
So the boys got
their real big bro back.
454
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:43,749
And my leftover pizza.
455
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,290
No longer left over,
456
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,874
which means everything's
back to normal.
457
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,874
Good-bye, unwind time.
458
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:52,208
Hello, Cuff on our couch
until I'm dead.
459
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,957
Hey, Harley,
Cuff ate your pizza.
460
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,249
Yeah, I see that.
461
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,583
But I totally made him
save you the crust.
462
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,582
{\an8}Wanna watch TV?
463
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,999
{\an8}Not a fan of
Man Vs. Dumpster.
464
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,957
{\an8}No, there's a new
Dance Dads on.
465
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,958
{\an8}I mean, if you wanna
watch with us.
466
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:15,291
{\an8}Okay. Sure.
467
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:20,290
{\an8}Crust?
468
00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,000
{\an8}Crust sounds great.
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