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I've gathered you here at dawn
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because we have
a very important mission,
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and we're under the gun.
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It's go time, people.
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I'm first.
I really gotta go.
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Eww, gross.
Not that kind of go.
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Everybody hold it in
until we're done.
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You've got three minutes.
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After that, I can't
promise anything.
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Today is Mother's Day,
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and we have to make
our gift for Mom.
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Right. Just let us know
when you're finished making it
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- so we can sign the card.
- I know, right?
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This is what happens when you're
the idea person in the family.
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The one who gets things done.
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You wind up doing all the work
and sharing all the credit.
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Finished.
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Check this out.
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Buenos Diaz.
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Get it. "Buenos Diaz"?
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Mom's gonna love it.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll sign the card
during the commercial.
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You're doing the card,
too, right?
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Aww! Thank you guys
so much.
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You always come up with
just the right thing.
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Buenos Diaz.
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Look. We're on the clock.
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You already gave it to her?
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Shoot. I knew someone
was missing.
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Every year, I come up with
a special gift for Mom
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while you guys sit around
and do nothing.
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That's because you're like
a superhero, Harley.
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You're Inventor Girl.
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On your watch,
we all feel safe doing nothing.
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I'm not the only
superhero in this family.
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We all have special talents.
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Yeah, but arm farts aren't
much of a Mother's Day gift.
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Or are they?
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These would be
the worst superheroes ever.
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I mean, what would
their super powers be?
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Nonstop texting.
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Standing around watching.
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Drawing in the margins.
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Digging through trash.
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And forget about
these ding-dongs.
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This gang is the opposite
of super.
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Even our secret hideout
is the bathroom.
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Come on. This is about
all of us showing Mom
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how much we love
and appreciate her.
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We all need to step up.
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Not our fault. You enable us.
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Make the gift.
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(all agreeing)
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You know what?
If that's how you want it,
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you're on your own.
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This year, my gift will be
just from me.
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Mom will finally see
who cares about her most.
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(knocking on door)
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SUZY: Harley, it's your day
to fold the laundry.
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I'll get to it
when I get to it!
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Happy Mother's Day.
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Try to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}My brothers and sisters picked
the wrong year to do
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{\an8}their own Mother's Day
gifts.
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{\an8}Not to sound cocky,
but I've got the perfect thing.
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{\an8}Flowers, candy?
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{\an8}That's not what the mom
of seven needs.
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{\an8}GEORGIE: Mom, we need
more toilet paper.
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{\an8}Hold on, I'll get it.
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{\an8}ETHAN: Mom, we need
more toilet paper.
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{\an8}Hold on.
I'll get it.
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{\an8}BEAST: Mom, we need
more toilet paper.
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{\an8}Never mind.
I'll use the bathmat.
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{\an8}No, no. Hold on, hold on.
I'll get it.
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{\an8}The perfect gift for
the mother of seven lazy kids.
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A 12-roll automatic
toilet paper changer.
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The gift that
keeps on giving...
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in the most important
of times.
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That's what you wanna do
on your special day?
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Go to the grocery store?
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Yep. I'm off to get
a bed full of snacks
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so I can lie around
all afternoon
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and binge watch
Heatherton Cottage.
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Hey, Mom.
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If you had to name
your top five presents,
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what would they be?
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Starting from
least expensive
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and keeping them
all around there.
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Right now, all I want
is to go shopping
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without anyone fighting
or hanging off my legs.
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All right,
let's hit the store.
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What part of "without
anyone" did you not understand?
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Hey, Harley.
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Ow!
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Sorry. Test phase.
Still working out the kinks.
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You know what? I deserved
that toilet paper bullet
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because I've been
acting like a poop.
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Your speech about pulling
together to make Mom a gift
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really got to me.
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I'm glad I have
11 more rolls here,
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- because that was
a real load of doody.
- (huffs)
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All right, I couldn't
think of anything,
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and I knew you'd
make the best gift.
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Fine. But if you wanna be
on Team Harley,
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you gotta dish on
Team Lazy.
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What are the other kids doing?
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Rachel and Daphne are just
buying Mom something.
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Ooh. Store-bought gift.
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Not personal.
Even worse,
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they're raising money
by selling brownies.
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Brownies Mom made for Rachel's
class bake sale tomorrow.
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My class doesn't need
a trip to Gettysburg
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as much as Mom
needs a purse.
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A cute suede purse
I'll use a bunch.
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I hate suede. It's like
leather's wimpy cousin.
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Like suede cares
what you think.
It doesn't.
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Now, we'll never make enough
money just selling brownies.
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It's all about the tips.
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So I'll look hot,
and you'll look adorable.
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Hot, adorable. Go.
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- I'm so sad.
- Daphne.
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I need money to buy
something special for my mommy.
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I love her very, very much.
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And that's how it's done.
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Can you believe they're
using the money
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to buy Mom
some silly purse?
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Wait. They're buying Mom
that purse she visits
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every time we go
to the mall.
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The one she talks to
in the baby voice.
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Yeah, the one Security always
tells her to stop petting.
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She's got a total
purse crush on that thing.
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What's Ethan doing?
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Making Mom
a strawberry pie.
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He is?
That's her favorite.
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Why didn't you want
to be part of that?
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I have no problem
with the idea.
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I wasn't comfortable
standing guard
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while Ethan borrowed
Miss Peters' strawberries.
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Mmm.
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He's using berries stolen
from Miss Peters' yard?
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Mom can't stand her.
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It'll make that pie
much sweeter.
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And he's also making
organic ice cream to go on top.
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Not helping, Georgie.
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Can you not hear
the rising panic in my voice?
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Okay, yes, I do now.
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Don't worry. Lewie and Beast
are only planning
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to fix something of Mom's.
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Finally. A gift that's
worse than mine.
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Lewie and Beast
are great breakers, not fixers.
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They came up with
a pretty long list
of options.
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Things Mom says we broke.
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- Her mirror.
- Can't fix it.
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- Her lamp.
- Can't fix it.
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- Her spirit.
- She said we crushed
it, not broke it.
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Either way, can't fix it.
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Our Thanksgiving
gravy boat.
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That wasn't our fault.
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Don't call it a boat
if it doesn't float.
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But still, Mom loved it.
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And we love Mom.
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- And gravy.
- Gravy boat it is.
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Lewie and Beast are making
a handmade gift
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that's also
the Thanksgiving centerpiece?
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They're hitting
two holidays in one.
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Three. We also use it
at Christmas.
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Again, rising panic, Georgie.
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Can you not hear
the rising panic?
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Sorry, sorry. I'm not good
at taking the temperature
of a room.
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Don't panic.
Dad's gift is boring.
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Filling that pothole
in the driveway.
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Oh! Oh, come on!
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Mom's filled three swear jars
because of that pothole.
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Everyone's come up with a great
gift that's better than mine.
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You're upset so
I'm gonna remain quiet
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and not say anything
to make it worse, correct?
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Yes, I am upset,
Georgie. Very.
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Got it right. Yes! Finally.
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Georgie from downtown.
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And right back to
the wrong response.
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This sure is
a process.
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I can't believe this.
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The first year Mom really
knows who did what,
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my gift's the worst.
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- What did you make?
- I just show you with it.
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A 12-roll automatic
toilet paper changer.
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Toilet paper changer?
Awesome!
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That's personal
and memorable.
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Mom will think of us
every time she... Oh.
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Everyone else
totally nailed it.
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They have a Mother's Day gift
that will touch Mom's heart.
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Mine will touch her butt.
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You're letting everyone
psych you out.
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The toilet paper changer
thingy is a good idea.
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Ask anyone.
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A gift for the bathroom
for your mom.
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She calls it Dad's
home office, so probably not.
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The good news is we're ahead
on our Father's Day gift.
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Great. My toilet paper changer
has already hit the skids.
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- (snickers)
- Yes, I heard it too.
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Not the time to laugh.
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It's too late to make
something else Mom will love.
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I can't believe I'm
lowering myself to this,
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but we're going to have
to resort to...
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a store-bought gift.
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Steer clear.
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Concrete needs to set.
It's your mom's gift.
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First Mother's Day,
diamond earrings.
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Fifteen years later, pothole.
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At least she won't
lose this one down the drain.
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(horn honks)
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Hello, family.
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The supermarket was amazing.
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First time I didn't hear,
"Clean-up on aisle two,"
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followed by, "Suzy Diaz,
please claim your child
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in aisle two."
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Only three tries.
Today really is my day.
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Okay, off to watch
"Heatherton Cottage.
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See you suckers tonight.
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Dad's right.
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The place a busy mom
spends her time isn't
the bathroom.
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It's a place even grosser
and smellier.
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The boys' room.
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The car, Georgie.
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We're going to get
this four-wheel garbage dump
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professionally cleaned
and detailed
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while she's watching
her show all day.
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Great idea.
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Plus we'll finally
give the car something
it's been begging for.
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I think I wrote that
three years ago.
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Anyway, I saw an ad
for a car detailer
we can afford.
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I'll go get his number.
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And I'll go empty
my Bob Costas piggy bank.
248
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,499
We can use clay
to make our gravy boat.
249
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,207
Where should we dig?
250
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,165
For sure not near
our French fry garden.
251
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:07,874
No duh. It's spring.
We'd lose our curly fry crop,
252
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,083
Whoa.
253
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,874
Driveway clay.
254
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,166
Way better than
ground clay.
255
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:35,750
I need bus money to visit
my mom in prison and...
256
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,624
Oh. I'm not wasting
this cold on you.
257
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,374
Our sale was huge.
258
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,832
The purse will be
perfect for prom...
259
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:47,457
if Mom gets asked.
260
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,290
Wow, thoughtful.
261
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,291
Maybe Mom can bake brownies
for that, too.
262
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,457
Super cheap car detailing.
263
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,458
Now you're talking
my price range.
264
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:04,707
"Lewie and Beast
food tasting service.
265
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,082
Will try any three foods
for a dollar.
266
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,874
We eat it so you
don't have to."
267
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,457
Five people took their number,
268
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,249
but not a one for CPR training.
269
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,500
What a world.
270
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,250
We'll need it back
in an hour.
271
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,457
Do what you can.
And yes, there is
a floor in there.
272
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,000
Just keep digging.
273
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,374
Okay, that gives us
an hour to make a card for Mom.
274
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,832
A card with just
our names signed.
275
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,832
We'll make sure it looks
absolutely perfect.
276
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,999
In that case,
let's make two cards.
277
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,415
One for safety.
278
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:41,499
I've been known to botch
a signature.
279
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,375
That's why I always
disappear when packages arrive.
280
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,875
Daphne, come on.
We've got to get that purse.
281
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,207
Change of plans.
282
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,290
I used the money for
a much better present.
283
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,332
Balloons?!
284
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,707
Hey, first guess.
Good for you.
285
00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,874
Please tell me you did not
spend all of our money
on balloons.
286
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,374
No, I also went out
on the pier
287
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,332
and made it rain.
288
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,832
Fishermen and seagulls
were fighting over twenties.
289
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,874
It was awesome.
290
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,499
That was you?
291
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,207
I just saw that video.
It's already gone viral.
292
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,707
Best 200 bucks
I ever spent.
293
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,415
(sighs) I guess Mom's
getting balloons for
Mother's Day.
294
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:23,583
Hey, a quarter.
295
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,500
(balloons popping)
296
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,707
We could always
give her a video
297
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,832
of a sailor
punching a seagull.
298
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,874
And a quarter.
299
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,082
So you want in on
my strawberry pie, huh?
300
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,833
I guess I can
share the glory.
301
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,374
I'm sure it tastes
better than it looks.
302
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,999
If you're a dragon.
303
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,457
I didn't think
it was possible,
304
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,624
but this gift is a step down
from popped balloons.
305
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,457
What do you want from me?
I got distracted by my phone.
306
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,457
Some girl started a money riot
down by the marina.
307
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,457
Great. So our only hope
is Beast and Lewie?
308
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,458
Hey, they could surprise us.
309
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:16,124
You cemented your hands
together?!
310
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,832
Cementing your mouths closed
would be a gift.
311
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,374
This is not.
312
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,165
We were trying
to make a gravy boat.
313
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,499
You stop for five minutes
to watch an ant parade
314
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,415
and this is
what happens.
315
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,374
You think it could
still hold gravy?
316
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,458
I can stay like this
until Thanksgiving if you can.
317
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,249
Georgie, where's the best place
to put this in the car?
318
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,458
Bigger question--
where's the car?
319
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:49,457
What? I told the guy
he could keep whatever's
in the car.
320
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,291
He kept the whole car!
321
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:55,207
Okay, we all talked,
322
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,124
and decided we should
work together.
How can we help?
323
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,999
Find Mom's stolen car.
324
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,708
Wow. That went south fast.
325
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,583
- You lost Mom's car? How?
It's not lost.
- It's stolen.
326
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,415
No wonder he asked for
the money upfront.
327
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,582
He needed it for
getaway gas.
328
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,290
What were you thinking?
329
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,499
Let's all calm down.
He seemed like a nice guy.
330
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,582
There must be some
explanation.
We'll just call him.
331
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,999
I don't have his number.
I threw away the tab.
332
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,457
What company is he from?
333
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,582
No company.
He was just a guy.
334
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,582
- (all groaning)
- Where'd you find him, Harley?
335
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,957
He must have some
references, contacts.
336
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,625
It's not like he's some
nobody off the bulletin board
at Dad's store.
337
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,957
Are you insane?
Lewie and Beast
advertise there.
338
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,415
I can't wait till
Thanksgiving.
339
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,166
I've gotta itch
my butt now.
340
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:52,707
Guys! This is a very important
episode.
341
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,999
Lady Heatherton is about to
have tea with the vicar.
342
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,999
That noise is ruining it.
343
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,582
I really wish I could be
screaming this,
344
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,583
but we gotta find
that number.
345
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:08,000
The marina bulletin board.
What was I thinking?
346
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,165
Don't feel bad, Harley.
We've gotten some
347
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,249
valuable clients from
that bulletin board.
348
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,999
I ate a two-year-old
chicken wing.
349
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,875
Or a cake pop.
Either way, it needed ranch.
350
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,582
This is not good.
351
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,749
Our Mother's Day gifts
are bad.
352
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,249
Getting the car stolen--
whole other level.
353
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,207
My besties say
total rookie move,
354
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,874
giving the keys
to a stranger.
355
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,874
They also say this peach
lip gloss is really workin'.
356
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,582
He looked respectable.
357
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,749
No facial scars,
no snake tattoos,
358
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,457
no ankle monitor.
359
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,457
Anyone who wasn't with
his mother on Mother's Day
360
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,749
could've easily stolen a car.
361
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,749
How did we not see that?
362
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,582
I found it!
363
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:51,582
The candy apple Mom took
away from me last week.
364
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:52,958
Should I eat this?
365
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,290
I wouldn't.
366
00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,749
I'm trying to be supportive,
but we'll never find that car.
367
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,165
This is a big problem.
368
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,624
What part of that
was supportive?
369
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,457
Don't blame her.
You're Inventor Girl.
370
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,457
You should have
this covered.
371
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,749
She's right.
372
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,624
I am Inventor Girl.
373
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,457
That's my super power,
and I need to invent a way
374
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:19,332
to use my siblings' lame super
powers to solve this crime.
375
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,083
Because together, we make
an unstoppable team.
376
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,707
The one who lives on
her devices.
377
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,458
The Textinator.
378
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,624
I put out an APB
for the car
379
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,582
on every app on my phone.
380
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,165
I also informed
Taylor Nation.
381
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,624
The squad needs to know.
382
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,332
(phone chimes)
383
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,957
Harley's stupidity is trending.
Trending!
384
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,582
The one who spends hours
watching,
385
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,832
mostly from the bench.
386
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,207
The Observer.
387
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,249
Perp was 5'10 and a quarter,
388
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,207
mole shaped like
a crescent wrench on his neck,
389
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,499
smelled like almonds.
390
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:59,165
The one who doodled his way
from an "A" to a "C"
391
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,332
in every class.
392
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,875
The Human Pencil.
393
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,457
I don't care
what he smelled like.
394
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,874
How beady were his eyes?
395
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,290
The ones who "ring and run"
396
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,957
every house
in the neighborhood.
397
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,457
The Ding-Dongs.
398
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,832
(doorbell ringing)
399
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,457
We just need to know
if you saw anything
400
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,290
suspicious, Mrs. Davis.
401
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,124
And if you wanna invite
us in for cookies,
402
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,582
that's your business.
403
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,707
The one who eats
rotten apples,
404
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,874
despite her brother's advice.
405
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,457
The Dumpster Diva.
406
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,416
I know. Even in my fantasies,
she does her own thing.
407
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,749
Last but not least,
408
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,707
the one who masterminded
the plan
409
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,707
to get Mom's car back.
410
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,125
Inventor Girl.
411
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,749
Yes, America,
412
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,249
the Diaz family had
everything we needed
413
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,749
to bring this car thief
to justice.
414
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,457
But mostly, we needed
each other.
415
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,332
'Cause like any
superhero team,
416
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,957
the whole of
the Diaz family
417
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,750
is greater than
the sum of its parts.
418
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,207
Nothing?
419
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:11,582
All that, and we found out
nothing about Mom's car?
420
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,457
Our gift for Mom is
going to be a police report.
421
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,875
Hey, my car.
422
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,165
I just looked out the window.
423
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,290
What happened
to my car?
424
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,415
Who is responsible
for this?
425
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,415
(sighs)
426
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,874
Mom, I...
427
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,332
- I am.
- Me, too.
428
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,999
So am I.
429
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,124
Me as well.
430
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,166
- Me, too.
- Yeah, I...
431
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,958
You all did this?
432
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,708
Thank you so much.
The car looks amazing.
433
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,957
Can you believe this?
434
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,874
It looks like
the day we bought it.
435
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:08,290
Wait. Our car was 20 feet
from our house?
436
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,415
How did we not see it?
437
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,207
It's so clean, none of us
recognized it.
438
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,624
The car's silver?
439
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:17,499
I always thought it was
mud and bird poop color.
440
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,832
It's usually parked
under a tree.
441
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,707
That's probably why
the guy moved it.
442
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:22,749
Oh!
443
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,499
You've made me so happy.
444
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,290
I feel like Lady Heatherton
445
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,415
when Lord Greyweather
complimented her tea cakes.
446
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,291
Hey, spoiler alert.
447
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:38,332
Yeah, my siblings may jump
on the Harley bandwagon
448
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,207
when it's time to take
the credit,
449
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,624
but what really matters is,
450
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:46,374
they stay right on when
it's time to take the blame.
451
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,583
And that's why
they're my superheroes.
452
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,499
Hey, Harley.
453
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,124
Did they really help, or did you
do all the work like always,
454
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,582
and they took the credit?
455
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,332
You knew?
456
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,457
Come on. No one but you
457
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,957
is gonna make a cuckoo clock
that says Buenos Diaz.
458
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,707
Actually, this year,
everyone helped.
459
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,624
We make a good team.
460
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,625
Thanks for always
thinking of me, Harls.
461
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,249
{\an8}This is your present?
462
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,082
{\an8}I swear, I filled
the pothole.
463
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,957
{\an8}I don't know
what happened.
464
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:30,124
{\an8}Don't worry, Dad.
You can sign our card.
465
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,165
{\an8}Guys, thank you for
the best day ever.
466
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,707
{\an8}I'm the luckiest mom
in the world.
467
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,582
{\an8}- It was nothing.
- Yeah, no problem.
468
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,750
{\an8}My tummy hurts.
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