All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S01E06.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

I found you some glasses.

Great. I wanna make
a good impression

at work today.

And everyone knows
glasses make you look smarter.

Uh, these don't exactly scream
successful businesswoman.

Hey, I'm working with
the Diaz Halloween box here.

Designer options
are limited.

So listen to this.

When a Diaz kid turns 13,

they get to work at
Dad's marina store.

I know. You're waiting
for the cool part.

Well, I've got
this million-dollar idea

that I've been
working on for months,

and I'm gonna
sell Dad on it.

I've also got these.

- Seriously?
- I took the mustache off.

Truth is, I don't have to worry
about looking professional.

My idea is going
to stand on its own,

and it's going to turn Dad's
bait and tackle shop

into a sweet hang.

We're going to make this...

into this.

Harley's Slushy Shack.

If you can say that
five times fast,

you get one free.

Dad is going to be stoked
when I tell him my plan.

Not happening.

I am no longer
accepting applications

from people
in our family.

But Dad, every Diaz kid so far
has had a chance to work here.

Exactly. Why do you think
I'm saying no?

I wouldn't buy that.

It makes you look
a little bit puffy.

Just because you're fishing

doesn't mean you have
to look like a whale.

Sorry.

I can't sell you Jerry.

Not for bait.

Oh, oh, and definitely
not Earl.

Sorry, honey.

Family and business
just don't mix.

Neither do Beast
and bath time,

but you still give it
a try once in a while.

Hey, my dream was to have
all you kids working here,

but it conflicted with
my other dream

of not going
out of business.

But Dad, my slushy idea
was going to pull
this place out of the dumps.

The dumps?

This store supports
a family of nine.

Yes, and the slushy business

was going to be my escape
from that family of nine.

I need to prove to Dad
that I'm different.

That I can succeed
where others have failed.

That mistakes of the past
can stay in the past.

Plus, if I can't
work at the store,

I'm stuck doing chores.

You missed a spot.

I'd point out
other mistakes,

but I'm off to the ball
with Price Cuffingham.

I can't let that happen.

There's going to be
a Harley Slushy Slack...

Shushy Sack...

Slussy Sack.

Okay, I may have to
change the name,

but it's on.

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Try to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Dad, I know you're not sure
about me working at the marina,

so I put together 101 reasons
why you should hire Harley.

Number one...

All right, guys,
listen up.

I need everybody's attention,

and I know I only have
two minutes

- before you all lose focus.
- (making funny voices)

Two minutes?
That's being generous.

I just found out
we're the only family

that doesn't have a photo
in the church directory.

Based on the twin's behavior
at church, maybe that's best.

People need to see the Diazes
are a nice, normal family,

despite the small fire
in the confessional booth.

We have tons of pictures.
Just send one over.
Problem solved.

Anyway, first reason
why I should work at the marina.

I'm patient.

We do have
a ton of photos,

none of which I'm in because
I'm always stuck taking them.

We only have one photo
of the whole family.

I like that one.
I look cute scared.

No. The church photographer
will be here Saturday at 3:00.

Attendance mandatory.

Okay, reason number two why
I should work at the store.

I'm sorry, Harls.
I've made my decision.

Please, not another word.

Nope.

Eh, good enough.

"Reason number 14.

Hire Harley for
the sweet smell of success."

"Reason number 37.

Harley can make
your business take off."

HARLEY: Reason number 100,

brought to you by
the Harley station.

First up,
an oldie but a goodie.

Let Harley help.

♪ If Harley could work
at the store... ♪

All right, you can
work at the store.

Just make this stop.

Awesome!

I won't let you down
like the other kids.

I found a used slushy machine
for only $500.

You haven't even started,
and I'm $500 in the hole?

Look, you can work
at the marina,

but you can't cause trouble
or cost me money.

I can live with that.

And I won't bother you again.
Starting now.

Here, kitty, kitty.
Breakfast time.

Hey, you found a cat.

I'm guessing this is why

you've been stuffing bacon
down your pants.

No, stuffing bacon down my pants
is how the cat found me.

Okay, but he probably
belongs to somebody.

- Does he have a collar?
- Nope. He showed up naked.

Man, I've always
wanted a pet.

But Mom and Dad said
they've already dealt with

enough things that
poop where they shouldn't.

- Can I play with him?
- Can you fit under the house?

Hey, maybe if we convince
Mom and Dad we're responsible,

they'll let us keep him.

Sounds like a lot of work.

Come on, wouldn't it be
great if we had a family pet?

I already have a pet,
under the house.

I may be stuck under here.

Big-people problems.

Okay, here's
my latest invention

which costs you no money
or concern.

- Is that my tarp?
- Minus the tarp,

to be put back later,
I present to you

without further ado,

and no idea
what ado means,

but we will have
no further of it.

The Slushinator.

Pretty cool, huh?

Custom built to use
my biggest source

of free energy,
Lewie and Beast.

- What am I paying them?
- Our weight in slushy.

See? Self-sustaining, and costs
you no money for electricity.

Plus, customers
get a show,

and Lewie and Beast
will be so tired

by the end of the day,
it'll be like you only

- have five kids.
- On the other hand,

I'm coming to work
with three kids instead of none.

Just say yes.

We were behind the tarp
for 45 minutes.

Diaz colada.

A trip to the islands
for only four dollars.

You can sucker people into
paying four bucks

for some color, sugar,
and ice?

Pedal away, gentlemen.

Hey, Rachel, just so
you don't, you know,
get us banned from church,

show me the outfit you're
wearing in the photo tomorrow.

- I got mine.
- No sports jerseys.

- Rethinking mine.
- I've narrowed it down

to a few options
that are totally on point.

Too short, too tight,
too much, too little.

You do understand this is for
the church directory,

not a hip-hop video.

Mom, you should always
display your "A" game.

This isn't just
for people at church.

It's also being seen by all the
Catholic boys' schools in town.

Wait, even St. Joseph's
where Johnny Hoskins suits up?

- I don't know that name.
- He's the mascot.

That's why. The only boys
I know dress like people,

- not birds.
- He is an eagle!

And when Johnny soars,
the crowd goes wild!

Cherry me, my man.

Can do, partner.

All in the wrist.

Okay, we have
one Blueberry-oncé,

and one Grapey Perry
coming right up.

How's our little friend?
Sill won't come out, huh?

My friend.

I don't think
he likes you.

He hasn't even met me.

Sometimes you just know.

Well, he'll warm up to me.

I'm gonna hit the pet store
and grab a few things.

That way, if Mom and Dad
let us have him,

we're all set.
Just the bare essentials.

One bed shaped like
a hamburger bun.

One kitty yoga mat.

One cat beret.

And a bow tie to go
with the cat beret.

Did you get cat food?

- I'll be back.
- Yeah.

Great work today, fellas.

It's like you were
born to slush.

Yeah. Anyway,
we quit.

What? We had a deal.

You were going to work until I
could buy my own slushy machine.

We're tired
of being in here.

We wanna go outside
and get some exercise.

Yeah. Maybe go
ride our bikes.

You've been riding
bikes all day.

Sorry, Harley.
Team decision.

There's my little
slushy star.

You were drawing
so many people,

the lines were backing up
in the store all morning.

Well, that's not going to be
a problem anymore.

It sure won't,
not if we cut a window
right next to the counter.

This way, we can get customers
from inside and outside.

That sounds like that
money and trouble you
were trying to avoid.

It's about me
saying I'm sorry

for pre-judging you
based on your
brothers and sisters.

Dad, I can't
let you do that.

Oh, I'm not doing it.

Hit it, Tony.

Reason number one
to fire Harley.

She put a giant hole
in the wall.

(chainsaw buzzing)

What do you think?

I'm gonna add
"world's best."

Why not?
No one checks.

Well, if it doesn't work,
we can always fix it, right?

No. Mm-mm.

This ain't goin' back in.

Broke my chainsaw
gettin' it out.

♪ If Harley could work
at the store ♪

♪ You something-something
catchy ♪

If I don't get Lewie and Beast
working for me again,

he's going to be singing
a whole different song.

And if they won't play ball,
I'll have to play dirty.

It's such a shame
you're walking away
from the slushy world.

Yeah, Beast and I
have bigger plans.

Today, we're digging
for mummies.

Beast does the digging,
and if we find any mummies,

I sell them on the internet.

Smart.

I could always tell you were
the brains of the operation.

But I can't believe
you're wasting that talent

on something
other than slushies.

It's not just me
saying this.

The scout from
the National Slushy Federation

- thought so, too.
- There was a scout there?

Yes.

Herbert von Slushcheck.

He said if you keep it up,

there's talk of putting
a statue of you

- in front of their
headquarters.
- Cool!

I've got the pose already.

You're going to go down
in slushy history.

- You're the star
of this operation.
- I am?

That's what the guy
from the federation said.

He was talking about
giving you a star

on the slushy
walk of fame,

right next to the guy
who invented non-staining syrup.

One guy did that?

Yes.
Horace Noredmouth.

Horace Noredmouth.
Beast.

I can totally see that.

And here is your
Lady Ga-guava.

Good work. I know
you're trying your best
to keep up.

I'm not trying my best.

I am the best.
I'm the brains.

That's the most
important thing

when it comes to slushies.

Who sold you
that nonsense?

Only the top scout
in the business.

Herbert von Slushcheck.

What kind of
fake name is that?

I'm getting a star next to
Horace Noredmouth.

Big deal. I'm
getting a statue.

People will be
stomping on your star

taking a picture of
my slushy-pouring pose.

Oh, yeah?
Well, this is
my slushy-pouring pose.

Ah, yeah!
(laughing)

Guys! Guys!

What's going on?

I refuse to work
side by side

with this sorry
sack of slush.

I refuse to work
side by side

on a Slushinator that's
touched this monkey butt's butt.

Man, first my older siblings
mess me up,

and now my younger.

Why didn't someone tell me
it was a bad idea

to hire family?

Oh, right.

Oh, hey, I need someone
to find out

which kind of cat food
is tastier.

- Is Beast around?
- Beast? Not really
ringin' a bell.

Twin brother,
best friend.

The guy you
always hang out with.

Oh, yes,
the simple one.

Well, that's
all over now.

I'm a solo act.

What?

How dare you
touch my stuff?

Please tell me
that's a filthy rag.

Those are
my lucky undies.

I never wash them.

Hey, what did you do
to Lewie and Beast?

I had Lewie's dirty
underwear on my head.

See how stiff my hair is?

That's not gel.
That's hand sanitizer.

Business seems to have
dropped off.

Hey, where are the boys?

They're on a break.

Geez, Dad, you can't just work
your employees to the ground.

Good call.
Hey, Tony, take five.

You know what?
Take six.

Look, whatever happened
between Lewie and Beast
wasn't my fault.

All I did was
tell each of them

they were better
than the other

so I could continue
making money.

Sounding a little
like your fault.

Splitting them up,
not a good move, Harley.

What are you doing?

Practicing my smile
for the church photo.

I have to impress
Johnny Hoskins.

He's the Eagles mascot.
Go play with Beast.

I can be quiet.

Did you know that,
when you smile,

one eye goes up
and the other goes down?

It's cool, like you're
melting or something.

- Go!
- Sorry.

Pretend I'm not here.

Too much gums.

This is how you smile.

See? Cute, not crazy.

I don't see any difference.

That's the first sign
of craziness.

Beast, please!

I wanna look good
for this picture.

Ever since
my hair dryer broke,

these vents are the only
place I can get a good blow-out.

No problem.

What are you doing?

I'm having window races.

Who do you like,
driver's side or passenger?

Neither. Shouldn't you
be with Lewie?

Who needs Lewie?

He doesn't know
anything about fun.

Now, driver's or passenger's?
Driver's or passenger's?

Driver's or passenger's?

Fine. Driver's.

Driver's side wins!

- (honks horn)
- Whoo! Whoo!

(continues honking horn)

Ah, finally.

The perfect outfit.

This says church
without all the church.

I think it's awesome.

My teacher wore one
just like it.

Your teacher?

Funny thing with her.

I could never tell
where her nose hair ended

- and her mustache began.
- Ugh!

RACHEL: Get it off!

GEORGIE: I don't know
how to smile.

I'm not being in
any picture with Beast!

I'm not being in
any picture with Lewie!

Also, I locked
the keys in the car.

Didn't I tell you?

You split up Lewie and Beast,
bad things happen.

Great. Now I glued
my eye shut.

I have to fix
this unholy mess.

(doorbell ringing)

Right after the church
photographer

takes a picture of it.

Hi. Bad timing.

We're actually right
in the middle of our
family prayer circle.

MOTHER: Beast, for
the last time, pants on.

Everybody needs pants on.

Like the Good Book says,

thou shalt always
wear thy pants,

willst thou...

Come back in two hours.

Okay, that bought me
some time to make things right.

Sorry I dragged You
into that.

New plan. We sneak the cat
into the family picture.

Once he's in the photo, Taffy's
officially in the family.

Taffy? What else
you got, Grandma?

Hey, you spend your allowance
at Pet City,

you can name the cat.

Hey, there's no rhinoceros
in here.

You promised me
the rhinoceros.

This fight has to end.

And not just because there's
a photographer due back here

any minute.

Because you're
Lewie and Beast.

Beast and Lewie.

Born first.
Just saying.

Either way.

You go together like
pickles and bananas.

I mean, only you think
they go together,

but both of you do.

So what do you say?

- Friends?
- BOTH: No.

Look. A pig
on a pogo stick.

Whoa! That's not
a pig on a pogo stick.

No, it's even better.

We don't have
to feed it.

The perfect two-man bike
for the ultimate team.

Sleek little puppy with
onboard water cannons.

It takes two of you
to pedal.

That means you go
twice as fast.

That means it's
twice as dangerous.

We could get
twice as hurt.

Only if you work together.

But if that's not
going to happen...

We're off to the National
Slushy Federation

to tell them we've
resolved our differences.

Whoo hoo!

Three, two, one.

BEAST: Where's the National
Slushy Federation?

Keep going.

Dad was right.

Family and business
don't mix.

The Slushy Shack
was done,

but it was for
the greater good--

putting our family
back to normal.

Well, Diaz normal.

Wait, is that the beret
I bought for the cat?

He said it wasn't
his style.

Okay.

You go grab him,
and on my signal,

sneak him right up front
for the picture.

Why do I have to do
all the work?

You left me stuck
under the house.

That's fair.

Finally!
She's here!

Okay, everyone line up.

Talls in back,
shorts in front.

Harls, you could've
cleaned up for the picture.

Gotta think of
the family first sometime.

(all chattering)

That's weird.

In this light,
that cat looks like a--

Skunk. That's a skunk.

Okay, skunks only spray
if they're scared.

If we all remain
very still, nothing will--

You told me
you were a cat!

Bad skunk, bad skunk!

HARLEY: Well, at least
Georgie looks good.

She really committed
to that smile.

Next year, we're sending
the Log Splash photo.

So Harls,

I noticed you tore up
your slushy machine
for the boys.

Yeah, you were right.

Mixing family and business
is a bad idea.

That's too bad.

I thought you handled
yourself pretty well.

And you didn't
cause me any problems.

Except for that big hole
you put in your wall.

Actually, I'm thinking about
getting a slushy machine,

and that may be
the perfect spot.

If I can only find
someone to run it.

Hmm.

Me?

Reason to hire Harley
number 102/

I like spending time
with my daughter.

(doorbell rings)

Georgie, it's for you!