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A new, unopened
box of cereal.
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Untouched by my six
grubby siblings.
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I'll finally have a bowl
that looks like
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the picture on the box.
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Fresh bowl, come to Mama.
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Pull, Beast, pull.
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- What are you doing?
- We're training
to be firemen.
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Aren't you a little young,
short and completely unqualified
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to fight fires?
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There's gonna be
a fire truck at
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the neighborhood
block party this year.
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If we're gonna
join the squad,
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we gotta train hard.
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- You call that training?
- Oh, come on.
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Never walk away
from the first bowl.
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You guys can't
be firemen.
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You're too soft.
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You call this soft?
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- Ow!
- Ow!
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Maybe she's right.
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Maybe we do
need a trainer.
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Someone tough who won't
let up, no matter what.
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Oh, you don't want this.
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I'll bring the pain.
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We'll take whatever pain
you can dish out.
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All right then.
It's on.
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Move, fire monkeys, move.
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Daphne's soggy leftovers
for breakfast.
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Eh, wouldn't be the first time.
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Sorry the house is
such a mess, Bethany.
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It has been a hectic...
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This is how it always looks.
Best to keep your shoes on.
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I always wear my gardening
shoes when I come here.
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So block party time.
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Very exciting.
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Yep. Time to get
to know the neighbors
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I usually only speak to
when their car is
blocking my driveway.
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That reminds me.
I need you to move your car.
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It's not blocking anything,
it's just an eyesore.
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Anyway, I've got you down
for your usual assignment.
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Water station.
Got it.
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No one hands out
water bottles like us.
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Uh, Mom, can you please
grab me the peanut butter?
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I don't wanna hand out
water bottles again.
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It's a nothing job.
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The year we had the flu,
they replaced us
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with a tub of ice.
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So are you saying
we should do nothing?
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Because if you think
we can get away with it
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- I'm all for it.
- No. We should do more.
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We should be in charge
of the big activity.
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The Callahans
do the big activity every year
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and they nail it--
water slides, bounce houses.
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But they moved
to Alaska.
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This opening may
never come again.
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It's all about timing, Mom.
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Hey, guys.
Got any pretzels?
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Don't you wanna ask us
why we're in here?
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Not unless it affects you
handing me the pretzels.
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Harley, doing
the big activity
is way too risky.
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Everybody on the block
already thinks our family's
a train wreck.
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Have you seen Daphne?
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This is our chance to
change our reputation.
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I can bring the wow factor.
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And I don't mean the
"Wow, the Diazes
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still have their Christmas
lights up in July" factor.
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Sorry, Harley, we need to
just play it safe.
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Now follow me out
and act normal.
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And that, Harley,
is the difference
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between creamy
and crunchy peanut butter.
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Always teaching.
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I just thought you were
trying to avoid me.
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But based on the havoc
I'm seeing in there,
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it's entirely plausible
you got trapped.
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Ms. Peters?
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I'm must curious.
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Who's doing the activity
this year?
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Wait.
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You're thinking...
the activity?
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For the block party?
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This family?
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I'm not sure
why that's so funny.
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That's what makes it funny.
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As a mother of
seven kids,
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it takes a lot to push
my mom's buttons.
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But the one that puts her
over the edge...
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laughing at her family.
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Mom's gonna lose it in
three, two, one.
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You can stop laughing
because the Diaz family
is doing the activity,
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and we're gonna
knock it out of the park.
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I mean, block.
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You know what I mean.
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Generous offer, but you
better stick to your strengths.
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Water, hand,
water, hand.
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It's not an offer.
We're doing it.
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Yeah!
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- What did we just do?
- Don't worry, Mom.
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We're gonna set
this block party on fire.
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Fire? Where?
Somebody do something.
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It's my first day.
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Try to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}I just put
our family's reputation
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{\an8}in front of
a one-woman firing squad.
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{\an8}If I'm going to think of
an awesome activity
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{\an8}for the party, I have to have
something I've never had before.
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{\an8}Quiet.
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{\an8}- No way. No way!
- (music playing loudly)
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{\an8}No way!
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{\an8}You're kidding!
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{\an8}(laughter)
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{\an8}For a project
this big,
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{\an8}I gotta find a place where
my family won't be in the way.
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{\an8}(screaming)
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Not there.
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Thank you for coming
to my tea party.
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One of you has been served
an odorless poison.
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Who will it be?
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Definitely not there.
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Oh, hi, Harley.
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Mom sent me over
to try to find out
what your activity is.
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Is it bobbing for socks?
Looks super fun.
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No. I was just looking
for a quiet place to think.
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But this is more stink
than think.
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I have too much
quiet time.
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Sometimes I go in my closet
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and pretend the coats
are my big family.
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The trenchcoat
is my big brother,
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the parka's my cousin,
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and the poncho is
my fun little brother.
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I love
family game night.
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Your turn, Poncho.
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I have an idea.
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This is it.
It's perfect.
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Tell me
what we're seeing.
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I want to be
as excited as you.
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Ellie, I'm seeing
the place
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where I'm going to think
of an activity so awesome,
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your mom's head
is going to explode.
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No offense.
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None taken.
I've imagined it many times.
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HARLEY: Now this is living.
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Now that I have
my quiet space,
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I'm going to think of
something great,
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because silence is golden.
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And so am I.
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Awesome activity.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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♪ I've got a plan,
gotta follow through ♪
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♪ There's nothing that
I cannot do ♪
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♪ I'm ready to go ♪
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♪ I'm ready
to go ♪
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♪ I'm ready to go ♪
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♪ I'm ready
to go ♪
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♪ I'm ready ♪
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♪ I'm ready to go ♪
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All I can think of
is bobbing for socks.
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Seriously? Seriously?
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What happened here?
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Where did
Harley's stuff go?
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Why does our room look like
Katy Perry's tour bus?
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Oh good, that's what
I was going for.
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You can't just decide
you get Harley's space.
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That's not fair.
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You're right.
Let's take a vote.
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Hey, squad, is this fair?
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- GIRLS: Totally.
- The totallys have it.
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Yeah, well,
I've got people, too.
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Should I get half the room?
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Not cool, guys.
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Stay calm, ma'am.
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The fire department
is here.
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(falsetto)
Save my baby.
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Save Honey Maple.
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It's all right.
I've got him.
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He's my only child.
He's all I have.
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Dude, you're making me
not wanna rescue you
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or your ham baby.
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- (whistle blows)
- Ten seconds!
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That ham would be
bacon by now.
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Guys, I just told you.
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No more rescuing
the deli meats.
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You said no,
she said yes.
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She's scarier.
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And she makes us
do push-ups.
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What is this,
a talk show?
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- Drop and give me ten.
- (both groan)
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You know what? 20.
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00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,707
And yet, I can't get you
to rake the leaves.
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- Rake the leaves
when you get home.
- Thanks, Daphne.
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Now I have no ideas
and no pencils.
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Harley.
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Mom and I are really glad
you convinced us
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to take a risk
this year.
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We'll show Bethany.
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I want us all dressed
for the big moment,
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so I made these
for everybody.
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"Team Diaz.
We nail activity."
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I wanted it to say
"How'd you like us now?"
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but Mom felt
it was enabling.
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This is the year
the Diaz family
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turns it around.
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Yeah, how you
like us now?
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Tom, please, stop.
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Stop staring at me.
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Okay, it's still in
the testing phase,
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but I want you two to be
the first to see
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my block party activity.
Be honest with me.
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Stop downplaying it.
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We already know
it's going to be awesome.
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It's called
the bounce fly.
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Uh...
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that's a trampoline.
P.S.
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Not a great one.
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No, this is
a bounce fly.
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On a trampoline, you jump.
There's no jumping here.
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Just bouncing.
And flying.
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She's messing with us.
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This is the razzle
before the dazzle.
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Show us the activity.
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I'll do the "ta-da."
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Ta-da!
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- Ta-da!
- Ta-da?
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I gotta go.
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When I tell Poncho,
he'll be devastated.
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This is a bounce fly.
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Calling it a trampoline
is insulting.
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Oh, cool.
A trampoline.
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Not a trampoline.
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Who cares?
We need a break.
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I'll break you.
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Get moving, or I'll
flip you like a pancake.
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What have I done?
I can't tell Mom
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I staked our family's
reputation
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on a knock-off trampoline.
250
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,457
Look, let me
handle this.
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You're not used to
quitting things,
but I am.
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Right now, I'm
supposed to be at karate.
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00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,332
So I bought
this pink shirt for school.
254
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,249
GIRL: Love it.
255
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,499
This pink shirt
for the concert.
256
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,415
Oh, that's so pretty.
257
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:38,124
And this pink shirt
to go buy other pink shirts.
258
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,957
(squad laughing)
259
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,165
What's so funny?
260
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,458
(screams)
261
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,207
Take that down.
262
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,374
When you give me
my half of the room back.
263
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,457
Until then, go ahead.
Rip it down.
264
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,457
I've got more where
that came from.
265
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,124
Night guard Rachel,
266
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,457
runny nose Rachel.
267
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,749
Wisdom tooth Rachel.
268
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,374
No one looks good
after oral surgery.
269
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,624
This is so unfair.
270
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,249
Is it?
Let's take a vote.
271
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,583
Is this unfair?
272
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,874
That's right.
I figured it out.
273
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,582
Yay! Bye.
274
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,499
Mom, we need to talk
about the block party.
275
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,999
- Interesting.
- (Ethan screams)
276
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,457
I was just going to
talk about the same thing.
277
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,457
I didn't know
Ms. Peters was here.
278
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,457
Neither did I.
279
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,290
I guess I was camouflaged
by all the clutter.
280
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,290
Anyway...
good news.
281
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,832
The neighbors heard you were
stuck doing activity,
282
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,249
so they pitched in
to fly the Callahans back.
283
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,124
So you're off the hook.
Yay!
284
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,832
We don't wanna be
off the hook.
285
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,707
I made shirts,
286
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,999
and we're gonna nail
the activity. Nail it.
287
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,124
Yes. Nothing says competence
like T-shirt humor.
288
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,582
Mom, maybe it's for
the best.
289
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,582
We don't wanna upset
the Callahans.
290
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,332
They've traveled so far.
291
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,249
- Franklin is right.
- I'm Ethan.
292
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,457
- Which one's Franklin.
- There is no Franklin.
293
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,832
Are you sure? How can
you even keep track?
294
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,999
You always have
so much on your plate.
295
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,499
And yet,
never cook dinner.
296
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,583
I just thought of that.
297
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,582
- So how'd it go?
- Well...
298
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,582
Back it up, woman.
299
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,999
The Diaz family
is doing the activity,
300
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,957
and we're gonna
nail it into the ground.
301
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,582
- How do you like us now?
- Hey!
302
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,415
Mom doubled down on you.
303
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,415
I'm really sorry.
304
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:30,832
Don't be.
This is a sign.
305
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,165
This is the universe saying,
306
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,457
"Harley,
you can't give up.
307
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,332
You're not a quitter
like your brother Ethan."
308
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,165
I'm not always
a quitter.
309
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,582
Sometimes I don't
even start things.
310
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,207
Well, it's time I start.
311
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,374
So step back.
312
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,500
I'm about to unleash
the Harley.
313
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,999
I've got an idea
for the activity.
314
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,874
I was overthinking it.
315
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,415
The trick was
to keep it simple.
316
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:01,082
We're just going to need
14 water beds,
317
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,624
fifty pounds of concrete,
and a taco.
318
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,708
The taco is key, Ethan.
319
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,957
It's what we'll eat when
we're in the getaway car.
320
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:13,624
Okay, you are literally
tangled in your own ideas.
321
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,582
What's wrong with you?
322
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,624
Good ideas used to
just pop out.
323
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,249
Now, somehow,
the taco is key.
324
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,290
What is wrong with me?
325
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,415
Just last week, I came up
with something fantastic.
326
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,374
They're my yoga pants.
327
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,416
No, they're mine.
328
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,082
And that's when I thought of
my detachable pant legs,
329
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,415
or as I call them,
Detach-a-pants.
330
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,874
How'd I miss this?
331
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,874
I'm the middle kid
in a huge family.
332
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,582
My body rejects
peace and quiet.
333
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,124
I thrive in chaos.
334
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,499
The taco isn't the key.
335
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,582
It's chaos.
Cut me out of here, Ethan.
336
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,583
I'm going back
to my old room.
337
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,375
BOTH: No.
338
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,249
It's our room now.
You can't move back in.
339
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,874
It's not only
up to you. Georgie?
340
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,249
I can't go back now.
Plus, we have a system.
341
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,457
Oh, right. Georgie,
Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays
342
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,000
- I open the door.
- My mistake.
343
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,124
Besides, do you think
we're gonna let you back in
344
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,874
after how you left us?
345
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,749
So long, suckas!
346
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,832
The H train is pulling out
of Lame Town,
347
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:37,749
and I am never
coming back. Losers!
348
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,290
Chug-chug-chug-chug.
349
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,415
Chug-chug-chug.
350
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,500
(voice echoing)
Losers!
351
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,832
The H train shouldn't
have made that extra
stop in Cocky-ville.
352
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,707
Yeah, that train has
a tendency to burn its bridges.
353
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:57,374
You are never
getting back in there.
354
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,999
Harley, we've never
asked you for anything before.
355
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,374
Total lie.
Go ahead.
356
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,332
The hard work,
the constant stress,
357
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,124
it's something no fireman
should have to deal with.
358
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,874
We don't even wanna be
firemen anymore.
359
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,207
But she won't
let us quit.
360
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,207
You've gotta get her
off our backs.
361
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,707
She even moved
her playhouse into our room.
362
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,749
She's driving us bananas!
363
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,499
No, we like bananas.
364
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,749
She's driving us tofu.
365
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,332
Boys.
366
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,415
I gotcha covered.
367
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,415
Tell Daphne
to start packing.
368
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:33,750
She's got a new address.
369
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,874
Who let her in?
370
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,875
There was free space;
I'm moving in.
371
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,999
- My makeup bag.
- What are you doing?
372
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,499
Making some room.
373
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,208
My makeup!
374
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,415
That makeup
was a waste of space.
375
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,249
- Boys are icky.
- Make it stop.
376
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,457
Wish I could, but
as long as there's space,
377
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,874
she's going to stay.
378
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:07,165
I mean, if there was
a bed or say,
an invention desk,
379
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,250
Daph-nado could blow
back out to the hall.
380
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,165
Wait. Are those
my bobbles?
381
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:16,207
World's lamest dolls.
Bye-bye.
382
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,750
My bobbles!
383
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,208
I've got it.
384
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,707
I've never been so relieved
to have a huge, crazy family.
385
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,332
I thought I'd get things done
despite them.
386
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,708
Turns out, I get things done
because of them.
387
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,500
Awesome ride, Harley.
388
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,207
We did it, Diazes.
389
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,207
Consider me
razzled and dazzled.
390
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,208
I can't wait to ride it.
391
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,874
Thank you, everybody, for
helping me put this together.
392
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,749
- You did it.
- Oh, come on.
393
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,082
No, I couldn't have done this
without you guys.
394
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,415
And half of my inventory.
395
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,082
You're amazing, Harley.
396
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,290
Just like the shirt says.
You nailed it.
397
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,999
All right,
you can say it.
398
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,457
How do you like us now?
399
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,707
Kudos. So you made
an activity for the block.
400
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,832
Well, not actually
on the block.
401
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:44,249
More in the woods behind it,
but you know, it's something.
402
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,082
Ellie, out of line.
Out!
403
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,499
(groaning)
404
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,457
You have a bunch of kids.
405
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,374
You can afford
to put them on that.
406
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,832
You might wanna tend to
the water station.
407
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,707
It's looking
a little low.
408
00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:00,333
And if you're getting tired,
we can bring in a tub of ice.
409
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,499
Yes!
410
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,874
Thank you for giving me
a fist bump, Harley.
411
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,499
I don't get many in life.
412
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,500
The Diaz family is finally
gonna get some respect.
413
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,957
She couldn't give me
five seconds.
414
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:23,416
♪ ♪
415
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,499
Hey, Dad, I wanted
to have a little chat.
416
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,332
It's about your smack talk.
417
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,957
How you like me now?
418
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,624
I'm just not feeling it.
419
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,374
I can help. I'm kind of
an expert on smack talk.
420
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,749
I'd prove it by throwing
some "Yo mamas,"
421
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:42,290
but yo mama is abuela,
and that woman is a saint.
422
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,082
For raising your lazy butt.
423
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,582
- Oh! Gotcha anyway!
- So what am I doing wrong?
424
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,332
Every word sounds the same.
Try punching one.
425
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,874
How ya like me now?
426
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,124
Mm, no.
Try the last word.
427
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,457
How ya like me now?
428
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,207
Ooh, that is better.
429
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,874
The other thing,
big-time athletes
430
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,582
always talk about themselves
in the third person.
431
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,624
{\an8}How ya like Tom now?
432
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,874
{\an8}Yeah, now it sounds like
you're asking for approval.
433
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,457
{\an8}Powerful people don't
need approval, Dad.
434
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,832
{\an8}They take it.
Take your power.
435
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,624
{\an8}Like Tom now!
436
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,624
{\an8}Yeah, people, now that is
what I'm talking about.
437
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,332
{\an8}- Thanks, hon.
- Yes.
438
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,500
{\an8}- Hey, guys.
- Like Tom now!
439
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,624
{\an8}I did before.
I don't know about now.
440
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,082
{\an8}Okay, Mom, we have to
work on your smack talk.
441
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,875
{\an8}Have a sit.
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