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Hey, Mom,
can I pudding you up?
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Harley, what is all this?
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Where did you get it,
and when should I
expect the police?
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Chillax. It's legit.
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Chillax? Legit?
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Okay, those words are not
making me feel better.
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Then let me switch on
this relaxation machine
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as I explain.
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( seagulls cawing,
waves crashing )
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- (foghorn blasting)
- That's not relaxing.
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That's why I got it
for free.
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I've been contacting companies,
giving a little feedback,
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and they've been giving me
stuff in exchange.
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As a loyal customer,
I need to say,
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my latest package of
your chocolate swirl
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was way more chocolate
than swirl.
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A free case?
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That would make me
feel better.
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So you got this
from complaining.
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Feedback.
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Complaining... feedback.
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It's a fine line.
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But as the middle child
in a family with seven kids,
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I've learned the squeaky wheel
gets the grease.
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This applies to families
and pudding.
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Listen, I'm happy you're
getting an "A"
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in gaming the system,
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but did you finish that big
recycle/reuse science project
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that's due tomorrow?
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Would I be knee-deep in pudding
if I hadn't finished it?
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Great.
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Uh-oh. I got so caught up
in my free swag,
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I totally forgot about
my science project,
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and that thing's worth
30% of my grade.
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(elephant trumpeting)
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Mom's right.
Not relaxing.
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(monkey squawking)
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Seriously not relaxing.
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Try to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}I have to think of
a science project fast.
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{\an8}So I need
my invention bag.
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{\an8}It's full of wires,
batteries, broken toys.
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{\an8}Junk to some people,
but to me,
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{\an8}awesomeness
waiting to happen.
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{\an8}SUZY: Hey, Harls.
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{\an8}Come show me
your science project.
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{\an8}- Now?
- Sure. Why not?
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{\an8}A lot of reasons.
None she's going to like.
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Um, okay, Mom.
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Be right there.
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{\an8}Wear out of the house,
change into on bus.
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{\an8}House, bus.
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{\an8}(knocking on door)
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{\an8}- I need your help.
- No.
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{\an8}Let me rephrase.
I need a star.
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{\an8}Listening.
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{\an8}I entered a film
competition
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{\an8}where you have to make
a short film in 12 hours.
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{\an8}I don't have 12 hours.
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{\an8}Neither do I.
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{\an8}I wasted ten
on my first idea.
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It was deep.
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Pebbles thrown into
a bucket of water.
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Didn't turn out
as good as it sounds.
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It sounds terrible,
and I'm not costarring
with a bucket.
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I got a new idea,
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and you won't be
costarring with anyone.
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It's a zombie movie, and you're
the last woman on Earth.
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Would the last woman
on Earth be wearing
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the four-inch heels
she just bought?
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You're gonna be
running for your life,
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- so I don't think--
- I'm out.
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Then again,
zombies are slow.
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Heels it is.
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SUZY: Harley, hello.
I'd really like to see
your science project.
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This is bad.
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You see, I'm the kid
in the family
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who does things right.
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Or at least
I don't get caught.
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I fly under the radar.
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Like my report card.
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Harley, don't even
have to look.
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Somebody earned
a new bike.
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Well, new to you.
Used to be Georgie's.
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Flying under the radar
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gives me the freedom
to do whatever I want.
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without Mom and Dad
all up in my business.
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Five, six, seven.
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That is all of 'em.
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The best part of my day
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is the part that
Mom and Dad don't know about.
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Harley after dark.
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♪
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ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned
for hour six
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of Dance Dads
All-Nighter.
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Ooh, I'm all about that.
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If Mom finds out
I didn't do my project,
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I'll be on the radar.
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Harley, I'm ready
to be wowed.
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I've been on hold with
the internet company forever.
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Does your project involve
a rat trapped in a maze,
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because I can relate.
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- Well--
- Oh, hang on.
I got someone.
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Oh, thank goodness.
Finally, a human being.
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Yeah, so I've got
some items on my bill
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that I was calling
to complain about...
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and they disconnected me.
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Hey, Harls,
show me your project.
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Calling to complain?
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That's my jam.
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If I can get Mom
back on that phone
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to mix it up
with those guys,
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I can go figure out
my project.
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You're doing it
all wrong.
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Call them back and say
the magic word.
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Cancel.
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- Then they'll
pay attention.
- You think?
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I've got a room full of
free stuff to prove it.
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Squeaky wheel
gets the grease.
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I also got a free
DVD of Grease.
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RACHEL: Just putting on
the finishing touches.
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Almost ready.
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It's happening.
Biggest event of the year.
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Streaming live
on the big screen
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in ten minutes.
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Wrestle Smash 36:
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Choke Hold
On America.
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Knock yourselves out.
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Oh, he does not
mean that literally.
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That's right.
Big Tom came to play.
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We gotta move.
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I've got less than two hours
to finish and upload this thing.
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(sighs)
Finally.
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Now, you enter to find
your husband has been eaten
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by zombie birds.
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Can I be the zombie bird?
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No. The birds
are a metaphor.
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Ca-caw, ca-caw!
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I like my happy face
more than my sad face,
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so do I have to be sad?
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Yes. Your husband's dead.
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Maybe I didn't like him.
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Fine. You come out the door
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to find your dead husband
you didn't like.
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All you find is this.
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My husband would never
wear a shoe like that.
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That's why
you didn't like him.
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Action.
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You're in my shot, weirdo.
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I'm not weird.
I'm retro-walking.
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It's a highly effective
training regimen.
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A hundred steps backward
equals 1,000 steps forward.
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Backwards, forwards,
as long as you're leaving.
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I need to kick up
my fitness.
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Molly Hooper's trying
to take my place
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on the basketball team.
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Don't you mean
your place on the bench?
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Yeah, but I've got
the prime seat
next to the mascot.
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A few weeks of this,
and I'll put
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that forward-walking fool
in her place
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next to
the dirty towels.
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Only 12,000 more steps
to go today. Yes!
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HARLEY:
Mom's nice and busy.
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Just need to get upstairs
to my work desk
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and get my project on.
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SUZY: Harley,
come here.
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Wow! You are rocking
those shades.
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Forget Mom.
You're a supermodel.
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This is genius.
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I'm getting free stuff
just like you.
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Tote bag!
Let's cut to the chase.
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Give me two years free
or I cancel.
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Whoa. Slow your roll, Mom.
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Take the tote,
walk away.
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Ridiculous?
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Let me tell you something,
Mr. Wi-Fi Provider.
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I don't think you have
the guts to cancel our...
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Hello.
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You don't think they'd
actually cancel our...
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(clamoring)
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Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi!
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We lost Wrestle Smash.
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My film, I need
to upload it.
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Wait, the Wi-Fi is down?
My life is over.
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(clamoring continues)
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No Wi-Fi?
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The house will
be destroyed.
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You told me not to buy
disaster insurance.
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We can handle one afternoon
with no Wi-Fi.
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We've got books,
board games,
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a jigsaw puzzle with
at least three-quarters
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of the pieces in it.
We can entertain ourselves.
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This family,
all afternoon,
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without a screen.
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We're going to
the movies.
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Perfect. Now my project's
the least of Mom's problems.
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I can do it
when we get back.
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I'm golden.
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Everybody get ready.
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And Harley, I can't wait
to see your project
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as soon as we get back.
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This could be
my worst nightmare.
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Five, six...
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Wait a sec.
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- Harley!
- (gasps)
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I don't like
where this is going.
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Okay, I know it's not
everyone's first choice,
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but we have to go to a movie
that's Daphne-appropriate,
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so we'll be seeing
Snoozle Berry Town.
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Or as I call it,
an expensive, uncomfortable
upright nap.
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Snoozle berries are lame.
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I wanna watch
a zombie movie.
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Ca-caw, ca-caw.
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I wanna film
a zombie movie.
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Ca-caw, ca-caw.
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And again,
we don't see the birds.
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Ca-caw!
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Harley, you are on
seat-saving duty.
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- Can't. Busy.
- Doing what?
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Nothing.
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Except for, oh,
I don't know,
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trying to come up with
a science project
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without Mom knowing,
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which means that
she can't see this.
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Invention bag at home, cool.
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Invention bag at the movies, sketchy.
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She'll know.
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Good-bye, Harley After Dark.
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I did not wear
enough clothes for seat saving.
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A sock on a seat
means taken.
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How do you not know that?
Bounce.
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Sorry. No outside food.
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Gonna have to check
that bag.
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Oh, because all
big families
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try to cause trouble
and sneak food into the movies?
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That's called
profiling, my friend.
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Wrestle Smash
on the road.
252
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:06,957
Chokehold
at the movies.
253
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,499
- Ca-caw, ca-caw!
- Drop Vin Diesel.
254
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,707
He does not wanna be
a zombie bird.
255
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:13,458
I have no idea who they are.
256
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,874
You appear to have
something bulky in that jacket.
257
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,249
Nope. Bulk's all me.
258
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,458
Seven kids does
a number on a gal.
259
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,499
(nervous laughter)
260
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,999
Who put packaged snacks
in my vest?
261
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,875
I have no idea
who she is.
262
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,415
Sorry. That seat
is taken.
263
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:53,290
And that one.
264
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,583
Maybe come back
for the 7:15.
265
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,999
I can't think
with all these interruptions.
266
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,957
This is why scientists
work in a lab,
267
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,207
and not a multiplex.
268
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,957
- Harley.
- Whoa!
269
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,124
I'm on high alert here.
I thought you were Mom.
270
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,207
Sorry. Just looking
for an outlet.
271
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,832
Apparently,
the last woman on Earth
272
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,207
can survive an apocalypse
but not frizzy hair.
273
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,749
I may have to go plug
this thing in
274
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,165
at the tire shop
next door.
275
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,457
- That's perfect.
- Not really.
276
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,457
They're probably gonna make me
buy rims first.
277
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,707
No, I mean
my science project.
278
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:27,374
A motion-powered flatiron
for girls on the go.
279
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,207
Did someone say
girls on the go?
280
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,499
'Cause I'm movin' on up
to the retro-jog.
281
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,291
Eat my dust,
Molly Hooper!
282
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,458
I'm okay.
283
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,875
I'm taking it back
to the retro-walk.
284
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,165
Can we at least
try a rehearsal
285
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,207
while I'm waiting on
your flatiron?
286
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,833
I'm looking like
a stalker out here.
287
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,999
What are you wearing?!
288
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,582
This is zombie apocalypse,
not zombie prom.
289
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,249
I want to look good
for my dance number.
290
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,082
Who's dancing?
291
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,207
Your husband's guts
just got pecked out
by zombie birds.
292
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:12,707
Yeah, I had a couple
of thoughts about that
dead husband thing.
293
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,499
It's kind of a bummer
for the music I chose.
294
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,165
There's no music!
295
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,874
How am I supposed
to dance without music?
296
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,207
You know what?
I've got ten minute
297
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,749
to shoot and upload
this thing.
298
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,957
Whatever you wanna do.
299
00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:25,499
- (sighs)
- Action!
300
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,999
Ca-caw, ca-caw!
301
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,499
Cut!
302
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,957
Sorry. Just taking
Daphne to the bathroom.
303
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,708
Great.
Now I have to go.
304
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,957
Don't be so judge-y.
305
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,833
At least mine's
a pizza.
306
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,874
Yes! This thing looks like
it might actually work.
307
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,457
But I've learned,
308
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,582
you never know
until you test it.
309
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,583
Like my rocket-powered
high tops.
310
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,249
This is a motion-powered
hair straightener,
311
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,958
which means I have to be
in motion to test it.
312
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,458
No, no. Shoo!
313
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,832
Enjoy the movie.
314
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,749
This is a problem.
315
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,125
SUZY: Harley.
316
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,707
Correction.
This is a problem.
317
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:32,125
If Mom catches me,
it's lights out.
318
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,207
I'm busted.
319
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,082
I'm surrounded
by evidence.
320
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,165
I'm wearing evidence.
321
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:45,000
Don't move, Harley. Maybe she'll
think you're asleep.
322
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,708
No!
323
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,749
Yes. Take her out, Georgie,
take her out, Georgie,
324
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,624
take her out,
take her out, take her out!
325
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,832
Oh! No!
326
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,582
(yelling)
327
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,999
- Yes!
- Boys!
328
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,499
Sorry, Mom.
You got Wrestle Smashed.
329
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,999
I'll go get
more drinks.
330
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,582
You boys scrape
that popcorn off the floor
331
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,707
and back into the buckets.
Hurry.
332
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,875
Georgie, retro-jog
your butt over here.
333
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,624
This is a motion-powered
hair straightener.
334
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,415
I need you to
test it for me.
335
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:26,165
Wait. You want me
to walk backwards
336
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,207
while holding
a super hot iron to my head?
337
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm in.
338
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,957
No questions, just give me
more money for drinks.
339
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,582
Fine, but we're
a hot dog away from
340
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,333
dipping into
the kids' college fund.
341
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,290
Rachel, you ready?
342
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,165
Getting down to
the wire here.
343
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,499
Ready.
344
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,499
Okay.
345
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,000
Last woman on Earth,
and action.
346
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,124
Hey, everybody,
it's Sassy Sunday,
347
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,874
and I'm talking about
makeup that brings you
348
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,374
from day to night.
349
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,999
Who's everybody?
350
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,499
You're the last woman
on Earth.
351
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,582
Sh. Me time.
352
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,374
I've gotten lots of comments
about transitional brows.
353
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,499
Brows?
Sassy Sunday?
354
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,707
- How is this
a zombie movie?
- It's not. Never was.
355
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,999
- We're doing an entry
for my fashion blog.
- What?!
356
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,457
Like I'd spend an afternoon
on a zombie movie.
357
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,707
Grow up, Ethan.
358
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,458
Sassy Sunday!
Ca-caw!
359
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,499
Fun! Dance party!
Whoo!
360
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,750
We gotta go.
Movie's starting.
361
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,457
Come on, Georgie.
Straight hair, Georgie.
362
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,833
Come on, Georgie,
let's see that project working.
363
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,999
Oh! I blew it!
364
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,458
How could I have been so...
365
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,457
Awesome!
I crushed it. Yes!
366
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,999
Whoa!
367
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,833
No. You crushed it.
368
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,166
Don't worry, Harley.
It looks worse than it is.
369
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,708
Actually, no,
it is really bad.
370
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,582
Hand me that tub.
371
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,208
I may throw up.
372
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,582
Uh, Tom, this doesn't seem
like Snoozle Berry Town.
373
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,499
I'm sure the snoozle berries
will sneak out
374
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,957
right from behind
that tombstone.
375
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,957
(screaming)
376
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,749
Did you buy tickets
for the wrong movie?
377
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,999
It appears I did,
but we've sunk
378
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,999
several hundred dollars
into this and there's
no Wi-Fi at home.
379
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,874
- Good point.
- (screaming)
380
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,832
- I'll get the car.
- I'll meet you there.
381
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,125
Everyone, cover the eyes
of the person next to you.
382
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,999
So this is how it ends.
383
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,499
Good-bye, living room
after dark.
384
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,207
We've had some fun nights
together.
385
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,999
I feel ya.
My zombie movie
386
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,207
got turned into some kind of
dance party/fashion tutorial.
387
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,207
On the bright side,
Rachel told me
388
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,332
it already got
75 likes.
389
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,457
Mom wants to see
my science project
390
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,999
as soon as she's done
putting frozen peas
391
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,708
on Georgie's ankle,
and I got nothing.
392
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,457
I thought we were being
bummed out together here.
393
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,582
Sorry. During all that
waiting for Rachel,
394
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,249
I got some funny
behind-the-scenes footage
395
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,582
of the family.
396
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,416
They would totally
crack up.
397
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,874
Maybe they can.
398
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,332
Give me ten minutes.
399
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,458
(laughing)
400
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,582
Hey, everybody,
it's Sassy Sunday.
401
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,874
Sassy Sunday!
Ca-caw!
402
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:04,625
(laughter)
403
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,582
Maybe we should be
a tag team instead.
404
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,165
We're going
straight to the top.
405
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,625
Pass the sour bears.
406
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,499
Oh, great projector,
Harley.
407
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,165
I knew you were gonna have
a killer recycle/reuse project.
408
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,875
The key is getting
an early start.
409
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,125
Anything you'd
like to tell me?
410
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,249
Oh, I need these peas.
411
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,707
I raided the pantry
for my gift basket,
412
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,415
and that's all
that's left for dinner.
413
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,832
Uh-oh, you're dressed
in black and carrying a basket?
414
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,249
Did someone die?
415
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,999
Yes. Our Wi-Fi.
416
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,582
Apparently, the company
is no longer taking phone calls
417
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,624
from Suzy Diaz,
so I'm going down there
418
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,832
with some delicious
treats to woo them back.
419
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,415
Deviled ham?
And it's expired.
420
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,707
So are the canned peaches.
But look at the pretty bow.
421
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,582
Daphne, come on!
Let's go!
422
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,124
No one can say no
to a sweet little girl.
423
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,707
{\an8}Wrestle Smash 15:
Zombie Bird Throwdown!
424
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,457
{\an8}Ca-caw!
425
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,249
{\an8}What happened to
that nice dress I put you in?
426
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,249
{\an8}Zombie birds don't
throw down in dresses.
427
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,000
{\an8}Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Ca-caw!
428
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,999
{\an8}Maybe they'll
feel sorry for me.
429
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,582
{\an8}Let's go.
430
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,416
{\an8}(shrieking)
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