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All right, mom,
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I'm all done wrapping dad's
anniversary present for you.
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Oh, is it someone's
anniversary soon?
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Oh, you.
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Just kidding.
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Ooh, i wonder
what it is.
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It's a-
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Oh, shucks,
i can't tell you.
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But it's really nifty.
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Well, it looks like we're
gonna have to do something
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Extra special for mommy and
daddy's anniversary this year.
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How about on saturday
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We all go have dinner
atbennigan's?!
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Bennigan's?
Oh boy, you mean it?
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Whoopee!
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At bennigan's i'm gonna get
the ranch hand baby back ribs.
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Calm down there,
cowboy,
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You've still got
four days.
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Four days?
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Oh, i don't know how
i'm gonna wait that long!
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? Who's the boy that can
laugh at a storm cloud?
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? Turn a frown into
a smile for free?
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? Who's the kid with
the heart full of magic?
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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? Who's the boy with
eyes full of wonder?
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? Thinks being yourself
is the best thing to be?
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? Who's that rascal with the
tweezers in his pocket?
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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? Jumping in puddles
skipping down the hallway?
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? And goes to the petting zoo
he loves john elway?
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? Who's that tyke with the
cutest little dimples?
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? Batting his eyes
at every puppy he sees?
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? If you look inside yourself
you might be surprised?
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? When you find
a little boy named?
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? Butters?
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That's,
that's me, yeah.
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Three more days 'til
we eat atbennigan's.
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That's 72 hours.
Oh, gee whiz!
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Well, if you two
will excuse me
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I need to go out and buy
a certain special lady
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Her anniversary present.
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I hope he means me.
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Don't be silly, mom,
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Of course he
means you.
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I'll be back in
a little bit.
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Butters, you're in
charge of the house.
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Yes, sir!
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Oh, i wonder what he's
gonna get me this year.
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We won't know 'til
we're at bennigan's.
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Every year
it's the same.
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Your father gets me
some great gift
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And my gift to him
falls short.
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I've just got to
outdo him this year,
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I've just got to!
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Dad's a good
shopper all right.
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Butters, maybe you could
secretly follow your dad
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And see what
he's getting me.
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You mean spy on him?
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But ain't that kind of
like fibbin'?
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No, it's a little
different.
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You remember when the nice
policeman gave you a badge
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And made you an
honorary inspector?
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Sure, i do!
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Why, i think inspector
butters could find out
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What daddy's getting mommy
without him ever knowing.
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What do you say?
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Inspector butters is
on the case, ma'am.
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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Hmm, dad's going
to see a movie.
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How nice.
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"White swallow
bath house."
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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I'm back, ma.
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Oh, hi, sweetie.
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Did you get to follow
your dad around?
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I sure did.
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Dad sure had
a nice night out.
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Well, did you see what he
got me for our anniversary?
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Well, first he went to
see a movie.
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A movie, huh?
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I wonder why he'd wanna
see a movie by himself.
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I don't know, but it wasn't the
movie theater at the mall.
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It was that really
old theater downtown.
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Thestudcat.
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I didn't even know
it was open.
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Wait a minute, what was
the movie called?
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"Fisting firemen 9."
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I've never seen
one through eight.
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Oh my god.
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It must've been a real
short movie though,
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Because dad came out
like 10 minutes later.
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It must've been
a sad film too
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Because he had a bunch of
tissue paper with him
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When he came out.
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Poor ol' dad, movie
really got to him.
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Butters, where did daddy
go after the movie?
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To the gym.
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To the gym?
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Yeah, thewhite
swallow spa.
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Aah!
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Yup, he went there
and he wrestled
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With all kind of guys.
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He wasn't too good though.
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This one black guy
had him pinned down
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For 15 minutes straight.
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Butters, are you
sure about this?
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You have to be
absolutely sure.
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Inspector butters
gets all the facts.
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I even got some
neato pictures.
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The only thing
i can't figure out
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Is why dad told you he was going
shopping for your present
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When he was going out seeing
movies and wrestling?
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Oh, did you have
a nice trip, ma?
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See you next fall.
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Mom?
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? Butters?
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That's me!
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Paint, must paint...
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Everything clean...
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Paint...
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Well, honey, you've painted
the entire house.
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Three times.
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Must paint.
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Everything clean,
everything new.
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Say, butters,
i'm having real trouble
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Finding an anniversary
present for mom.
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Any ideas?
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Hmm, i can't
think of one.
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Well then, it looks like
i'm gonna have to
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Go out shopping again.
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Aah! Paint.
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Everything clean,
everything new.
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Paint.
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I'll be back
in a little while.
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Should i go try and see what
he gets you again, mom?
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I don't think
daddy's shopping.
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I think daddy's going out
wrestling again.
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Paint.
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Must be made clean.
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New.
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Hey, a new paint brush.
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That's what dad could get
mom for their anniversary.
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I gotta go tell him.
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Must clean butters.
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Clean.
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Never be clean.
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Must kill?
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The only way...
must kill butters.
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Paint.
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? Butters?
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That's me!
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One, please.
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Locker 213.
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Thanks.
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? That's what takes me high?
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Dad?
Dad, you in here?
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? Your love
keeps me alive?
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Hello, anybody in here?
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There, do you
think that works?
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Well, that's four
fingers, try five.
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Mr. Garrison?
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Who is that?!
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Dad?
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Dad!
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You wrestling in here?
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Dad?
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This room's taken.
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Oh, pardon me, sirs.
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Dad?
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No.
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Hmm.
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Ah, butters!
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Hi, dad!
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Oh god!
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I'm glad i found ya.
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I think i know the perfect
anniversary present for mom.
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What are you doing with your
wiener out there, dad?
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Butters, you need to
leave here right now.
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You need to
get out of here.
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Go home and wait for me
to talk to you.
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Oh, all right then.
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Well, see you at home.
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Oh, jesus, no.
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Oh, what have i done?
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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Butters, oh, butters!
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Could you come see me in
my study real quick?
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Hey, dad.
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Come here, son, i wanna
have a talk with you.
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Well, sure thing, dad.
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Son, i want to talk
to you about lying.
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Oh, i know lying's bad, dad,
you told me so.
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Yes, it sure can be.
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But, there are also times
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When distorting the truth
a little is appropriate.
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These are called
"little white lies".
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Little white lies?
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You see, sometimes telling
a little white lie is okay.
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Like, for instance, when
you catch your father
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Jacking off in a gay
men's bath house.
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Who's jack?
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Butters, the point is that
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I think if you told mommy
what daddy was doing tonight
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She might go
completely insane.
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Oh, no, that
won't happen, dad.
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It won't?
All right, good.
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No, because i already
told mom and she's fine.
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You what?
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Butters, mommy wants to take you
for a little drive now.
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A drive, oh boy!
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I love a good drive.
Is dad coming too?
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No, sweetie, daddy
needs to sit and think.
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All right, see you
in a bit, dad.
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Oh boy, a drive.
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Oh jeez, you wouldn't
believe how angry i was
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When teacher said i had to
share my finger paints,
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Because i'd been
sharing them all along.
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Butters, you know
that mommy loves you
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An awful lot, don't you?
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Well, sure i do, mom,
i love you, too.
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And sometimes
mommies do things
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That seem hurtful
to their babies,
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But it's really
for the best.
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You mean like the time you
washed my mouth out with soap
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For saying "nut sack"
in front of grandma.
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Yeah, i need to
behave myself.
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If a mommy has to
end her life
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She can't let her baby
alone in the world
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To be raised by
a sick pervert.
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Well, sure, that makes sense
i suppose, yeah.
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Hey, did you see
my mittens anywhere?
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It's cold out here.
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I'm going to get out of
the car now, butters.
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I want you to stay put with
your seatbelt fastened.
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Oh, well,
all right, mom.
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Okay then.
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Y'know, i think the car
might be moving, mom.
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Yep, i'm pretty sure
the car's moving.
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Looks like i'm heading
for the water.
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Shh, shh,
it's okay, baby.
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Mommy will be
with you very soon.
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Well, i think-
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Yep, it looks like the car's
fill up with water, yeah.
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? Everyone knows
it's butters?
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That's me!
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"Dear bastard husband."
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No- "Dear lying
son of a bitch!"
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No.
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"Dear ass-Face"-
Yes, that's it.
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"I will no longer-"
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Linda, what are
you doing?
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Stay away from me,
bastard!
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Linda, i know
this is very hard.
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You don't know
anything!
260
00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,177
I've been wanting to stop
going to those places, linda,
261
00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,346
But i couldn't,
i still love you.
262
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,081
Then why, chris, why?
263
00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,334
It just, it started as some
curiosity on the internet.
264
00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:15,154
I would chat with other married
guys in the chat rooms.
265
00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:16,889
And well, the things they
would talk about, linda.
266
00:09:17,322 --> 00:09:19,491
I don't know why i found it
exciting, i just did.
267
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,660
And it grew from there and
spun out of control.
268
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,228
And... damn you,
internet!
269
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,432
You don't have to worry
about your family
270
00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,132
Being in your way anymore!
271
00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,335
No, linda, i don't
want that lifestyle!
272
00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:32,071
It's just kind of
an addiction.
273
00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:34,204
I want help, and i'm
going to get help.
274
00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:36,408
Please just give me a chance
to make this all up to you.
275
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,108
We can have a normal life.
276
00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:40,312
There is no
going back, chris.
277
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,012
Sure there is.
278
00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:44,216
No, our son is dead!
279
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,482
What?
280
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,651
I killed him.
281
00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:50,254
I was going to end it all
282
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,458
And everything spun
out of control for me.
283
00:09:52,891 --> 00:09:55,060
I drowned butters
in the car, chris!
284
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,663
Oh, no.
285
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,699
No, no, jesus, linda,
what were you thinking?
286
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,651
I wasn't thinking!
287
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,169
I couldn't think.
288
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,422
You destroyed my life, you!
289
00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:10,242
God, what have i done?
290
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,376
Oh, butters!
291
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,712
This can't
be happening.
292
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,447
This is a bad dream.
293
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,050
Just go away
and let me die!
294
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,351
No, linda, we-
295
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:23,689
I'm a murderer, chris,
i don't have a life now!
296
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,725
Linda, butters is gone.
297
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,425
Oh, christ.
298
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,160
If butters is gone then,
299
00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,930
There's nothing
we can do about that.
300
00:10:32,364 --> 00:10:34,099
But i won't let you
go to jail, i promise.
301
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,834
Linda, please.
302
00:10:45,377 --> 00:10:48,196
Oh boy, this thing
ain't never gonna stop.
303
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,016
I must be all the way
down to denver by now.
304
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,137
Oh, whoopee!
305
00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:56,620
Finally.
306
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,607
Well, now that the car
has come to a stop
307
00:10:58,642 --> 00:11:00,559
It's safe for me to
unfasten my seatbelt.
308
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,764
Boy, mom must be worried sick
about me right now.
309
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,332
I gotta get back home.
310
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,969
Gee whiz,
where the heck am i?
311
00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:14,606
? Everyone knows
it's butters?
312
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,908
That's me!
313
00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:17,209
Tom, i'm standing
in front of the home
314
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,909
Of chris and linda stotch.
315
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,679
They're living every parent's
nightmare right now
316
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,945
As last night,
317
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,149
While mrs. Stotch was driving
with her son in the car,
318
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,884
A man stopped her,
put a gun to her head
319
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,584
And took her son away.
320
00:11:27,619 --> 00:11:29,788
When asked who the man was,
ms. Stotch replied,
321
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,523
"Some puerto rican guy."
322
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,258
Naturally, the police are
on an all-Out manhunt
323
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,993
For some
puerto rican guy.
324
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:38,463
Looks like the parents are about
to make a statement, tom.
325
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,765
Mrs. Stotch,
mrs. Stotch!
326
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,500
Any word yet from the man
who took your son?
327
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,200
No, no, not yet.
328
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,935
But if you're out there,
we beg you.
329
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,572
We just want our baby
returned safely back to us.
330
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,175
Mrs. Stotch, what did the
kidnapper look like?
331
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,441
Puerto rican.
332
00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:52,743
Was he tall, short?
333
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,380
He was... average
puerto rican height.
334
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,983
Please, just bring our
baby back to me.
335
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,735
? Butters?
336
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,418
That's me!
337
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:02,754
So then my friend started
hollering at me,
338
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,290
Saying, "you took
my rubber bands."
339
00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,791
Well, i didn't take 'em,
craig did.
340
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,491
I saw craig take 'em.
341
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,695
Anyway, boy i sure am lucky
you came along, mister.
342
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,961
Yeah, too bad
you're not a broad
343
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,731
'Cause i need some
god damn poontang.
344
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,767
Yeah, i could use some god damn
poontang myself right now.
345
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:17,502
Have you ever been
to bennigan's, mister?
346
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,203
Oh, it sure is great.
347
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,539
I'm going to bennigan's
tomorrow night with my family.
348
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,491
Oh, i can just see it now.
349
00:12:22,526 --> 00:12:23,974
We'll walk in
the front doors
350
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,744
And the nice bennigan's
hostess lady
351
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,444
Will take us to our
cozy booth.
352
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:29,648
Then we'll order some mozzarella
sticks for appetizers.
353
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,251
Dad will open his present,
mom will open hers.
354
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,853
Then the bennigan's
waitstaff will sing.
355
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,540
? Happy happy anniversary
from everyone at bennigan's?
356
00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:41,793
? Happy happy anniversary
from everyone at bennigan's?
357
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,830
? Happy happy anniversary
from everyone at bennigan's?
358
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,131
? Happy happy-?
359
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,083
Ooh, are we stopping
for soda?
360
00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:49,601
Hey, can i get
a chocolate milk?
361
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:59,578
He must like
t.G.I. Friday's.
362
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,217
Let us handle it.
363
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,518
Barbrady.
364
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,036
Hello?
365
00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:09,246
Oh, hello.
366
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:10,285
Who is this?
367
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,290
Who is this?
368
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,423
Uh, is this the
stotch residence?
369
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,061
Yes, are you calling
about the abduction?
370
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:16,893
No.
371
00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:19,965
Oh, well, are you
puerto rican?
372
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,099
No.
373
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,435
We need to keep
this line clear,
374
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,135
Call back another day.
375
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:27,773
It wasn't the
abductor, sorry.
376
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,941
Chief, two more parents
from the next town over
377
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,243
Have shown up,
saying their child
378
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:32,978
Might've been killed
by the same guy
379
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,279
That took the stotch boy.
380
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:35,979
Really?
381
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,183
This is john and patsy
ramsey from boulder.
382
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,449
We saw your story
on the news.
383
00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,436
We're so sorry to
hear about your loss.
384
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:43,388
Our daughter was
killed a few years ago
385
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,655
In our house.
386
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,292
Yes, i remember hearing
something about that.
387
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,695
And we realized the man
that murdered your son
388
00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:52,064
Must be the same person that
killed our daughter.
389
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,799
Yeah, because we
certainly didn't do it.
390
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,499
No.
391
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,401
No.
No.
392
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,535
Well, our son
was abducted.
393
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,871
We don't know that
he's dead yet.
394
00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:01,823
Right...
395
00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:03,684
? Butters?
396
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,482
That's me!
397
00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:07,210
Sir, hello?
398
00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:08,547
What can i do
for ya?
399
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,282
I have to get
to south park.
400
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,548
If you give me a ride
401
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,717
I can pay you the $4
i made at the titty bar.
402
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,355
Sorry, wife took the car to
estes park for the weekend.
403
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,656
Won't be back until sunday.
404
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,258
I can give you a ride
sunday if you like.
405
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,525
I can't wait 'til sunday.
406
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,295
I'm eating with my family
at bennigan's tomorrow.
407
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,830
Well then, looks like
you're walking.
408
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,331
Will i eventually
get to south park
409
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,031
If i follow this road?
410
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,367
That road leads
to conifer.
411
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,120
You wanna go
to south park
412
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:32,838
You gotta go
down that road.
413
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,442
Of course i ain't never seen
anyone go up that road.
414
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,513
Six years ago a group of campers
went up there and got lost.
415
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,213
Had to eat each other
to stay alive.
416
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:44,983
Used to be the way to
the o'reilly house.
417
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,284
He butchered over
50 children
418
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:47,984
And kept their bodies
in the cellar.
419
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:50,188
But you should find an old
bridge about halfway up.
420
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,455
That bridge is
cursed, y'know.
421
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,225
They built it with the bones
of 200 chinese laborers
422
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,925
Who were massacred in '34.
423
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,562
Yeah, a lot of history
on that road.
424
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,731
Well, it's my parents'
anniversary tomorrow
425
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,334
And they're gonna be awful sad
if i'm not there with them.
426
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,936
Well, good luck then.
427
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,070
Oh, jeez.
428
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:10,974
Or is south park
down that road?
429
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:14,045
It's so very hard to lose
a loved one, isn't it?
430
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,746
Yes, it, it sure is.
431
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:19,251
Thank goodness we have each
other to share our grief.
432
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,569
Thank goodness.
433
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:21,662
Here he is.
434
00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:22,721
John, patsy.
435
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,855
Hello, gary,
great to see you.
436
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,625
Chris and linda,
this is our good friend
437
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,891
Congressman gary condit.
438
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:28,794
He also lost someone
close to him
439
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:30,060
And thinks it has
something to do with
440
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,264
The same puerto rican guy
that hurt our kids.
441
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,433
We're gonna get that
son of a bitch.
442
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:37,000
Yes, i sure hope we do.
443
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:39,204
I spoke with the f.B.I.
And some puerto rican guy
444
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,023
Has just made their
#1 most wanted.
445
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:44,374
Oh good, maybe now
they'll catch him.
446
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,578
Oh, here's another member
of our support group.
447
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:47,844
O.J.
448
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:48,747
Hey, guys.
449
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,482
Chris, linda, you
know o.J. Simpson.
450
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,182
Oh, sure.
451
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:55,687
O.J.'S wife was killed by some
puerto rican guy, too.
452
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,856
Yep, it was some puerto
rican guy all right.
453
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,556
So you see,
chris and linda,
454
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,892
There are people like you
all over the country
455
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,061
Who have been affected by
some puerto rican guy.
456
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,362
Hey, let's make
chris and linda
457
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:06,097
An official part
of the group.
458
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,798
Yeah!
All right!
459
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,568
One of us,
one of us.
460
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,736
Gooble gobble,
gooble gobble.
461
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,905
One of us,
one of us.
462
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,749
? For family fun
and great food too?
463
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,786
? Come on down
to bennigan's?
464
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:34,075
? Buffalo wings and
fried cheese sticks?
465
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:37,762
? The best are found
at bennigan's?
466
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,931
Hello?
467
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:49,257
? So come and eat
at bennigan's?
468
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,944
? You'll love our
shenanigans?
469
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,403
Oh, nut sack.
470
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,921
Oops!
471
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,324
? Everyone knows
it's butters?
472
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,024
That's me!
473
00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:10,011
No, linda, because
you can't now say
474
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:11,928
That the abductor
was costa rican.
475
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,265
You have to learn to
keep it straight!
476
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:14,965
I can't keep it
straight
477
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,952
When you keep inventing
new parts to the story!
478
00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:19,029
Hey, don't forget that
i'm covering for you!
479
00:17:19,064 --> 00:17:21,072
Don't forget your lies
started all this.
480
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:22,772
My lies may have
been deceitful,
481
00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:24,543
But your lies cover up
something much more horrible
482
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:26,278
Than anything i ever did.
483
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,145
Happy anniversary!
484
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,663
Not now, butters.
485
00:17:28,698 --> 00:17:29,748
Oh, all right then.
486
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,448
Butters?
487
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,183
Oh, butters.
I don't believe it!
488
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,170
I'm sorry, the car just
rolled into the lake
489
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,122
And then floated all the way
down the river.
490
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,822
Oh, my baby's back!
491
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,158
I ain't grounded,
am i?
492
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,910
No, no, butters.
493
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,628
Oh, son, we're-
494
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:47,098
Oh, we're gonna need you to
tell a little white lie
495
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,833
About where you've been,
though, all right?
496
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:49,666
Lie?
497
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,002
Oh- Yes.
498
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,737
Darling, you're gonna
have to say
499
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,004
You don't know
how you got home.
500
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,774
No, you have to say that
a puerto rican man
501
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,040
Dropped you off.
502
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,810
Oh, who's going to believe
he would just drop him off?
503
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,545
Hey, you should stop
the hollering,
504
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:01,811
It's your anniversary.
505
00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:03,148
You're the one who
made up the stuff
506
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,883
About the puerto
rican, idiot!
507
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,715
Stop it,
mom and dad.
508
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,485
Well, you're the one that
couldn't back it up
509
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,185
With a description,
stupid!
510
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,788
Now, gosh darn it,
you listen here!
511
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:15,727
Now, i am sick of these harmless
lies and little white lies.
512
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,330
Y'know, you can call a shovel
an ice cream machine,
513
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,082
But it's still a shovel,
mom and dad.
514
00:18:20,117 --> 00:18:22,476
And you can call a lie
whatever you want
515
00:18:22,511 --> 00:18:24,801
But it's still a no-Good
stinkin' lie.
516
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,005
And when you start covering up
one lie with another lie,
517
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,006
Why, that's when you get
into real trouble.
518
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:34,379
Boy, i, i've just about had it
up to here with you two.
519
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,248
Butters...
520
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,584
You're as right as rain.
521
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,284
You sure are.
522
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:43,453
I ain't in trouble for
hollering at you, am i?
523
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:46,091
No, butters, you're the best
son in the whole world
524
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,658
And i'm so happy
you're alive.
525
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,296
Well, i'm happy
you're alive too, mom.
526
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,031
So now can we
go to bennigan's?
527
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,731
You bet, son.
528
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:58,670
But mommy and daddy have
something they have to do first.
529
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,008
We have an
announcement to make.
530
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,044
Our son has been
returned to us.
531
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,479
All right!
532
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:10,780
Butters was missing?
533
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:12,550
But, that isn't all
we have to say.
534
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,587
You see, we learned a very
important lesson tonight.
535
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,189
And it took the smarts of
our young son to show us.
536
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,456
Yeah!
537
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,757
We've learned that
deception is wrong.
538
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,961
And that the only thing to
ever make it right again
539
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:23,828
Is to come clean.
540
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,095
Yeah!
541
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,166
You see, i've been deceiving
my wife for several months.
542
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,300
I was going to gay
movie and bath houses
543
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,371
And having sex with random men
who were complete strangers.
544
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,540
Yea-
Wait, what?
545
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,806
Ha-Ho!
546
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:38,541
And when i found out
i went crazy.
547
00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:41,613
I went crazy and i drove my son
into the lake to kill him.
548
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,215
Uh, k-Kill me?
Jesus christ!
549
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,482
Damn, dude.
550
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,987
So you see, there was no
some puerto rican guy.
551
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,288
He doesn't exist.
552
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,107
And so the people we owe
the biggest apology to
553
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,493
Are the ramseys, congressman
condit and o.J.
554
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,760
We gave you false hope
555
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,963
For finding the person who
hurt those close to you
556
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,230
And we're sorry.
557
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,867
Now we're just happy we won't
have to live a life of secrets.
558
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,470
For i knew that even though
some of you supported us
559
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,639
Some others were looking
at me and thinking,
560
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,640
"You're a liar!
You're a liar!
561
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,410
"You know something that
you're not telling us,
562
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:16,279
You slimy scumbag, liar!"
563
00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:18,266
Y'know, that's what people
would say to me.
564
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,183
And then would see my wife
in the supermarket.
565
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,387
And they would say, "hello,"
but they'd be thinking,
566
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,989
"Ah, there goes
that... murderer!
567
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,690
"You got away with murder,
568
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,327
You murdering, lying
waste of life!"
569
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,930
And to me, people might
say things like,
570
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,196
"Liar!
571
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:36,701
Tell us what you know,
you god damn liar!"
572
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,436
And so to both of us
573
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,605
People all over to town
would be saying things like,
574
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,075
"You know god damn well
what happened to your kid
575
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,775
"So stop acting
like victims
576
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:49,714
"And confess, you
murdering murderers!
577
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:54,017
Confess, liar, confess!"
578
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,871
Y'know, and that's what people
would be saying to us.
579
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,691
And so we just had to come
forward and tell the truth.
580
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,426
We're sorry
we lied to you all.
581
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,692
It won't happen again.
582
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:04,427
And now if you'll excuse us
583
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:06,631
This family has to
get to bennigan's.
584
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,800
All right!
585
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,235
Wow, dude.
586
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,005
Your dad's a perv and
your mom tried to kill you.
587
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,271
Yeah.
588
00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:17,475
Boy, you fellas sure are gonna
rip on me in school now.
589
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:18,742
We sure are.
590
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,078
I really wish i didn't
know that stuff.
591
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,680
I guess i learned that sometimes
lying can be for the best.
592
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,947
Yep.
593
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,717
Oh well, when i have
a chipotle blue cheese
594
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,983
Bacon burger
at bennigan's
595
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,319
I'll forget all about
my dad being queer
596
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,054
And my mom trying
to kill me.
597
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:30,887
I'm gonna be okay.
598
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,223
Really?
No, i'm lying.
599
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,325
Let's go, son.
600
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,357
Coming, dad!
601
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:35,693
? Everyone knows
it's butters?
602
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,428
That's me!
603
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:42,200
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