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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headin' on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see
if i can't unwind?
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? Come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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And so, in her career
filled with lies, back-Stabbing
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And whoring herself
for money,
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She learned that
the price of fame can be
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Pleasing 65 men at once
in a dark, dirty alley.
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And so endspunky brewster:
behind the blow.
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Whoa,
bummer, dude.
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Okay, dude,
it's 3:30.
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It's time for
the terrance and phillip show.
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Yay!
Yay! Yay!
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Excuse me, buddy.
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Why, did you fart?
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Oh, no!
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Oh man, this is
another rerun.
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Are you sure?
I haven't seen it.
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Yeah, fatass, this is their
famous "mechanic" sketch.
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I'm looking
for a mechanic.
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Can you tell me how to
get to the auto garage?
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Sure, buddy, all you need
to do is go down to the-
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And that's how you-
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"Get to the auto garage."
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Could you tell me how to get to
the auto garage without farting?
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Sure, you go the same way,
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"Except stick your finger
up your ass."
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No, no, no.
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I mean could you tell me the
directions again without you farting?
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Oh, sure.
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Just stick your finger
up my ass.
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All right,
no problem, buddy.
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Now tell me, how do i get to the
auto garage to see a mechanic?
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You're at the auto garage,
i am the mechanic.
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Why the heck didn't you tell me
you were the mechanic?
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"Because i had
an itch up my ass."
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Because i had
an itch up my ass.
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Terrance and phillip
will be right back...
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After these messages.
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When are they gonna
make new ones?
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Hey kids, don't miss
the greatest event of the year.
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This thursday night
at the denver coliseum
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See terrance and phillip live
and in person.
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What's this?
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One night and one night only,
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See all your favorite
terrance and phillip bits live.
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Oh, my god!
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You guys,
you guys!
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I know, i know.
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To order tickets
call ticket slave now!
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Write the number down,
write the number down!
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Dude, did you get 'em?
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I got 'em.
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Four tickets, 68th row
toterrance and phillip.
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I waited in line
since 3:00 this morning.
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Awesome,
give me mine.
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Wow, you guys are gonna see
terrance and phillip live?
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Yup, tomorrow night.
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All right, children,
let's settle down.
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As you know,
this coming friday is earth day
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And i'm pleased to announce that
the national earth day organization
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Has chosen south park
as its location
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For the earth day
brainwashing festival.
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Oh!
Oh! Oh!
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The heads of the earth day
brainwashing organization
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Are here to tell you
all about it.
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Hello, children, i know
you're all very excited
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About having the earth day
brainwashing festival
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Put on in your town.
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You care very much
about the earth, don't you?
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Yes.
Yes. Yes.
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Good, because
it's up to all of you
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To get lots of people to come
and make it look great.
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The festival is on friday,
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So we'll start getting it ready
tomorrow night.
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What?
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We've all gotta
pitch in.
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I'm sorry, but the four of us
can't help tomorrow night.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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You... what?
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We got tickets to see terrance and
phillip live in denver tomorrow night.
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We paid 40 bucks a piece
for them.
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And terrance and phillip are
more important than mother earth?
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Well, yeah, dude.
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You don't care about
terrance and phillip.
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Nothing matters more than saving
the planet from republicans.
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You don't need to see
terrance and phillip.
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No, dude,
we really, really do.
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Their will is strong.
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Boys, i'm sorry, but nothing's
more important than earth day.
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Uh, but that's why
we're going. Huh?
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See, we're the official presidents
of the terrance and phillip fan club
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And we're going
to see them tomorrow
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'Cause we can get them to
perform at the earth day festival.
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You can get terrance
and phillip to perform?
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That would be great.
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Terrance and phillip would
draw huge ratings
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From children
all over the country.
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Very well, kids, we'll work
on getting the event ready here
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And you go get
terrance and phillip.
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All right!
All right!
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But i warn you,
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You better not promise things
to earth day people
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That you can't deliver.
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Earth day people can be
very unforgiving.
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Heh-Heh, no problem,
no problem.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Put your hands together
for terrance!
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Hello, denver!
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Wow, dude,
terrance got really fat.
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Yeah, he looks terrible.
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How are you all feeling tonight,
pretty good?
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Uh-Oh.
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Hey, do you all
remember this one?
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"Doctor, doctor,
i think i cracked my ass."
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Phillip,
"let me take a look."
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"Look closer."
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Uh...
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Where the hell
is phillip?
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Phillip, phillip!
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Phillip, phillip,
phillip, phillip!
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And now, for some classic
terrance and phillip comedy.
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Hello, terrance.
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Hello, phillip.
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Phillip?
That's not phillip.
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Say, phillip,
i have a question for you.
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Okay, shoot.
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Dude, what the hell
is going on?
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Why'd they
replace phillip?
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I think this
new guy's funny.
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And now here's a classic
terrance and phillip sketch
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That i wrote
back in '62.
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Excuse me, sir,
do you know who farted?
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He sure did.
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What's the person's name?
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Who.
That farted?
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The person
who. That passed gas?
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Who passed gas.
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Now, why you
askin' me?
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That's man's name.
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That's whose name?
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Yes!
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Something very terrible
has happened
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In the world of
terrance and phillip
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And we've got to
find out what.
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Look, buddy, all i'm trying
to find out is,
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What's the guy's name
that farted?
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What's the guy that
drank his own urine.
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Who?
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Come on, guys, we're getting
to the bottom of this.
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Excuse us.
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Where do you think
you're goin'?
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We have to talk
to terrance.
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Yeah, right.
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It's okay,
we're the official presidents
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Of the terrance and
phillip fan club.
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Then get in the "official president
of terrance and phillip fan club" line.
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Oh, dude, gay.
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You don't understand, we saved
terrance and phillip's lives once.
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You and about a thousand other
people at one time or another.
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Now get outta my face.
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Redneck!
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Man, this sucks.
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Are you guys official
presidents too?
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Don't talk to us, kid.
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Hey, look at that line,
it's way shorter.
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I don't think we're female
groupies or random sluts.
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Kenny's a random slut.
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Well, maybe we can sneak in
over there, come on.
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Shh.
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Yummy.
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It was so great
meeting you.
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I feel like we really
shared something.
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We sure did, betty.
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Next!
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Hello, terrance,
i'm such a huge fan.
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You're a huge fan,
all right.
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Could i just have you
sign my breasts?
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What do i get in return?
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Whatever you want.
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Oh yeah,
oh, that's good, baby.
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Oh, terrance,
i love you, i love you.
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I love you,
i love you.
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Man, it smells
down there.
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Jesus christ,
that was fast.
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Well, what should we name it,
how 'bout jerry?
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What the hell?
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Oh wow,
we had quadruplets.
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Aah!
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We're not quadruplets,
terrance.
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We snuck in that woman's
spandex to get in here.
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Oh, thank god.
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The last thing i need
is more kids.
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What do you want,
an autograph or something?
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No, it's more important
than that.
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Our school is putting on
a big show for earth day
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And we promised people
we could get you to perform.
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Earth day, huh?
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That sounds like
a very noble cause.
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How much does it pay?
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But where's phillip?
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Who?
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Phillip,
your partner.
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Why is it that every time
somebody sees me,
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They have to say,
"hey where's phillip?"
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Like we're freakin' married
or something.
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Y'know, i'll let youtater tots
in on a little secret.
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Phillip is a hack.
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You know who wrote all
the terrance and phillip stuff?
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Me.
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Phillip never did anything
but read his lines.
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But the guy that
replaced him sucks.
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I know,
i know he sucks.
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To be honest, things haven't
been going so well lately.
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I'm not making any money because
everyone wants to see phillip.
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Why?
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What the hell does
phillip do?
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Because, dude,
it's "terrance and phillip".
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Whatever.
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The point is,
phillip and i are through
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And apparently, so is the
act and so is the money.
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What if we can get phillip
to agree to get back together?
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Will you do
the earth day show for us?
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Ha, good luck
getting phillip.
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He left because he wanted
to do "more serious stuff."
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The last i heard he was doing
canadian shakespeare in toronto.
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Toronto?
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But we promised the earth day
people you'd perform.
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Well, in that case,
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I'd say you four boys are
up fart creek without a paddle.
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Work, work, children.
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We only have two more days
until earth day, work!
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Uh, excuse me,
my daddy is a geologist
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And he says there actually
isn't any concrete evidence
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Of global warming.
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That's not true, global warming
is going to kill us all.
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The republicans
are responsible.
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Thank you.
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Oh no, dude.
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Oh, there you are boys.
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00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,468
I need terrance and
phillip's information
251
00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,769
So i can tell them
their schedule.
252
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,504
Uh, we didn't
get them.
253
00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,770
You what?
254
00:08:26,805 --> 00:08:28,107
They're not together
anymore, dude.
255
00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:29,373
You better be joking.
256
00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,143
We've already announced
their participation.
257
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,409
Look, we could
probably get terrance,
258
00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:33,746
But he'll be performing
with this other guy.
259
00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,879
You promised us
terrance and phillip.
260
00:08:35,914 --> 00:08:38,083
We, therefore, promised
the world terrance and phillip.
261
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,120
You will get us
terrance and phillip or else.
262
00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:42,386
But there's nothing
we can do.
263
00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,687
Phillip is doing
shakespeare in canada now.
264
00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:46,325
Then you better get your asses
to canada and get him.
265
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,025
We'll make
travel arrangements.
266
00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,229
Nothing is more important
than the environment, boys,
267
00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:53,230
Not even your lives.
268
00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:55,000
Well, guys, i guess
we're going to canada.
269
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,735
Sweet.
270
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:03,675
Ah!
271
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,013
Part them,
they are incensed.
272
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,279
Nay, come again.
273
00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:10,581
Look to the queen
there, buddy.
274
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,351
They bleed on both sides,
how is it, my lord?
275
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,183
How is it, laertes?
276
00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:15,387
Why, as a woodcock
to mine own springe, osric,
277
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,122
I am justly killed with
my own treachery.
278
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:17,990
How does the queen?
279
00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,291
Hey, guy,
she swoons to see them bleed.
280
00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,327
Oh my dear, hamlet,
i am poisoned.
281
00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:25,798
Oh, villainy,
ho, let the door be locked.
282
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,064
Treachery, seek it out.
283
00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,051
It is here, hamlet,
hamlet, thou art slain.
284
00:09:29,086 --> 00:09:30,912
No medicine in the world
can do thee good.
285
00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,738
In thee there is not
half an hour of life.
286
00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,473
The treacherous instrument
is in thy hand,
287
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,173
Unbated and envenomed.
288
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,943
The foul practice
hath turned itself on me.
289
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,112
Lo, here i lie
never to rise again.
290
00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,281
Thy mother's poisoned,
i can no more.
291
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,016
The king,
the king's to blame.
292
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,751
The point,
envenomed too.
293
00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:47,920
Then, venom
to thy work, buddy!
294
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,620
Treason, treason! Treason!
295
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,607
Oh, yet defend me, friends,
i am but hurt.
296
00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:53,684
Here, thou incestuous,
murderous damned dane.
297
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,727
Drink of this potion,
is thy union here?
298
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,560
Follow my mother.
299
00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,631
He is served, it is
a poison tempered by himself.
300
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,600
Exchange forgiveness with me,
noble hamlet.
301
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,535
Mine and my father's death
came not upon thee
302
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,403
Nor thine on me.
303
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,005
Heaven make free of it,
i follow thee, guy.
304
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:10,007
I am dead, horatio,
wretched queen, adieu.
305
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,211
You that look pale and tremble
at this chance, buddy,
306
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,946
Thou are but mutes or
audience to this act,
307
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,416
Had i but time- As this fell sergeant
death is strict in his arrest-
308
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,585
Oh, i could tell you, buddy,
but let it be.
309
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,120
Horatio, i am dead.
310
00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,586
Thou livest, guy,
311
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,790
Report me and my cause aright
to the unsatisfied.
312
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,056
Never believe it.
313
00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:27,609
I am more an antique roman
than a dane.
314
00:10:27,644 --> 00:10:29,093
Here's yet some
liquor left, buddy.
315
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,730
Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ,
is this thing ever gonna end?
316
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,333
He has my dying voice, so
tell him with the occurrence
317
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,068
More and less which
have solicited,
318
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,202
The rest is silence.
319
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,056
Now cracks a noble heart,
good night, sweet prince
320
00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,876
And flights of angels
sing thee to thy rest, buddy.
321
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,142
Phillip, phillip!
Yes?
322
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,346
Our town in colorado was chosen
to host earth day this year
323
00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:48,647
And we need a big act.
324
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,948
Oh really?
325
00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:52,117
This run of hamlet is closing down,
i'm afraid, we could take it there.
326
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,817
Uh, well we were thinking
how cool it would be
327
00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,587
If you and terrance got
back together for a reunion-
328
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,889
Stop right there!
329
00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,925
I'm not doin' nothin'
with that fatass egomaniac.
330
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,792
But we need you.
331
00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:02,528
I'm sick of him
taking credit for all the work
332
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:03,829
And not letting me
change the act.
333
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,529
It's old and stale.
334
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,299
I mean, do you really think that
fart jokes are funny for that long?
335
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,902
Look, if you don't come
and do the show,
336
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,203
I'll make you
eat your parents.
337
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,070
Yeah,
whatever kid.
338
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:13,588
He'll do it, dude.
339
00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:14,673
Uh, look, phillip.
340
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,408
Everyone in south park just
wants to see your serious side.
341
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,674
What?
What?
342
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,444
They told us, "that phillip,
he's the one with talent.
343
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,746
Just get him for earth day."
344
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,012
Really?
345
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:23,348
Well that sounds interesting,
how much does it pay?
346
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:24,866
$2,000.
347
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:25,916
I'm in!
348
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,554
Here, call me at this number
with the details, gotta run.
349
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:29,855
Dude, you didn't tell him
terrance would be there.
350
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:31,555
I didn't say he wouldn't
be there, either.
351
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,108
Look, all we have to do
is get them there, right?
352
00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,626
Once terrance and phillip
get together again,
353
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,760
It'll be like old times.
354
00:11:36,795 --> 00:11:40,265
Oh, kyle, you just made a huge
withdrawal at the "first bank of lies".
355
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,868
It'll,
it'll be okay.
356
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:46,737
Work faster.
357
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:50,676
Faster, children,
earth day is coming.
358
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,376
Well, boys,
it's rehearsal time
359
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,580
And your terrance and phillip
haven't shown up.
360
00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:55,447
They said they'd come.
361
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,147
I'm sure they'll
be here any minute.
362
00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,785
Maybe you kids don't understand
how important earth day is
363
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,086
For the future of our planet.
364
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,255
Maybe you need
some convincing.
365
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,140
Karl.
366
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:04,955
Ahh!
367
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,256
Oh, my god!
368
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,026
Excuse me, is this where the
earth day crap is happening?
369
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,293
He's here.
370
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,496
Oh, very good,
mr. Phillip, i'm jack forest,
371
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,763
Head of the earth day
committee.
372
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,533
Thank you for being a part
of this important event.
373
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,799
Whatever,
where's my check?
374
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,569
All right, i'm here,
where do i-
375
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,269
What's he doing here?
376
00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:20,571
All right,
let's do a rehearsal
377
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:23,208
So that the camera crew
can get a look at it.
378
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:27,980
Wow, isn't this great, you guys
seeing each other again?
379
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,715
Yeah, you must have
a lot of catching up to do
380
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,547
But let's rehearse first.
381
00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,317
So, this is your doing,
huh, terrance?
382
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,017
My doing?
383
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:35,787
These kids called me
and said it was your idea
384
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,054
And that you wanted
to apologize.
385
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,041
Please, you guys,
this is for earth day.
386
00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,993
You care about mother earth,
don't you?
387
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,693
Well, what the hell?
388
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,428
I already flew
all the way out here.
389
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,198
But i want my check made out
to me, not both of us.
390
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,516
Ditto!
391
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:48,765
Fine.
392
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,102
See, i told you
it would work.
393
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:52,271
All right, we'll come off
the speech of the dying whales
394
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,404
And then, action.
395
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,741
Doctor, doctor,
i've cracked my ass.
396
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,476
Really?
Let me take a look.
397
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,343
Look closer.
398
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,416
Yon fart doth smell
of elderberry sweet-
399
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,116
That's not
the line, asshole.
400
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,452
You're right,
it's a better one, asshole.
401
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,152
Just do the bit right,
dick face!
402
00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,356
Why don't you go eat some more
pudding, you fatass drug addict!
403
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,525
I may be fat, but at least
i didn't get hair plugs.
404
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,393
That's it!
405
00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,526
I ain't doin' nothin'
with "kooko the whale"!
406
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,730
I never needed you in
the first place, you hack!
407
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,298
You can't leave,
the show starts soon.
408
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,237
Boys, you've got three hours
to get those two back together.
409
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,406
Do i need to remind you
what will happen if you don't?
410
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,291
Karl!
411
00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:29,106
Owww!
412
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,659
You bastards.
413
00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:32,142
Good luck, boys.
414
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:33,478
We've got to get them
back together, you guys.
415
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,647
They could
do this tous!
416
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,853
Tom, i'm standing in
south park, colorado
417
00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:44,456
Where earth day 2001
is in full force.
418
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,425
Environmental awareness
games, booths
419
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,360
And of course,
the entertainment on stage
420
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,529
Which is being broadcast live
all over the country.
421
00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,999
This eco-Happy crowd is thrilled
and waiting in anticipation
422
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,968
For the arrival
of terrance and phillip,
423
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,903
Who were promised
by these four boys.
424
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,338
What a touching
and true song.
425
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,843
You know it's true, republicans
are ruining the earth.
426
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,012
Republicans are
ruining the earth.
427
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,278
All right.
428
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,482
Well, i think i know why
most you tuned in today.
429
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,651
How about some
earth day entertainment?
430
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:19,157
Hooray for the earth,
we must protect it.
431
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:26,531
And now, as promised, here are
terrance and phillip... on video.
432
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,533
On video?
433
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,472
They were considered the best
comedy act in all of canada,
434
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,857
But a fast-Paced rocket ride
to success
435
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,802
Would bring them
to the depths of despair.
436
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,713
This isterrance and phillip:
behind the blow.
437
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,581
Wow.
Wow. Wow.
438
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,281
What the hell
do you call this?
439
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,016
Behind the blow.
440
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,317
I taped it last month.
441
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,521
We promised people
terrance and phillip,
442
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,787
Not a video documentary.
443
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:53,859
You've ruined the earth
for the last time, boys!
444
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,461
Aah!
Aah!
445
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,497
Terrance was born
"terrance henry stute"
446
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,666
In the small canadian village
of toronto.
447
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,353
At a very early age, his parents
noticed an uncanny musical ability
448
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:08,607
And decided to enroll him in the
canadian school for gifted babies.
449
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:12,077
It was here that he partnered up
with phillip niles argyle,
450
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,812
A brash young baby
from montreal.
451
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,414
Together,
they performed musical acts
452
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,583
That stunned canadians
everywhere.
453
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,885
At the tender age of six,
454
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:22,053
Terrance and phillip
were off to the united states
455
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,222
To perform on
theed sullivan show
456
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,825
Where american audiences
would be exposed to canadians
457
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,525
For the first time.
458
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,826
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
459
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:32,429
We have two adorable boys
from canada.
460
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,500
Please put your hands together for the
music of young terrance and phillip.
461
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,369
? Beef and lamb
chicken and ham?
462
00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:40,705
? Step to the left
and clap your hands?
463
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,024
? Gosh we love that
chicken and ham?
464
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,273
? Don't you love that
chicken and ham?
465
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:46,344
Oh my god, what's wrong
with their heads?!
466
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,513
It's all right, darling,
they're just canadian.
467
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,346
Oh.
468
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,682
? Beef and lamb
chicken and ham?
469
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:51,983
? Step to the left
and clap your hands?
470
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,718
? Gosh we love that
chicken and ham?
471
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,985
? Don't you love my
chicken and ham?
472
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,189
The canadian act confused
american audiences,
473
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,889
But then something happened
474
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,092
That would change terrance
and phillip's act forever.
475
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,239
It was the birth
of canadian comedy.
476
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:19,311
Terrance and phillip spent the next
several years perfecting their art
477
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,913
And meeting some of america's
most influential people.
478
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,516
Excuse me, which way
is the bus station?
479
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,251
Hey, you're the guy
on the screen.
480
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,552
What?
481
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,155
But it was in 1974
on thesonny and cher show
482
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,191
That terrance and phillip finally
started to mix their canadian humor
483
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,325
With deep political insight.
484
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,095
You know, cher,
a lot of us real americans
485
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,847
Don't know much
about canada.
486
00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:40,591
Well, all of us
real americans
487
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,764
Aren't as stupid
and short as you.
488
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,868
Please, put your
groovy hands together
489
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,506
For the young and talented
terrance and phillip.
490
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,843
Say, terrance,
i'm getting worried aboot
491
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,379
All these russians
making missiles.
492
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:54,880
Maybe we should
stop this "cold war".
493
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:56,181
Here's a missile for ya.
494
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,783
That's better.
495
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,194
With this bold mix
of humor and political insight,
496
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,796
The world couldn't get enough
of terrance and phillip,
497
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,965
But their fame
would come at a price
498
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,151
Whenbehind the blow
continues.
499
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,268
Okay, okay,
i think we lost 'em.
500
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,038
Jesus, man, those earth people
don't screw around.
501
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,573
Kyle, none of this
would be happening
502
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,039
If you hadn't lied
in the first place.
503
00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:25,026
You lied and then you lied
to cover up your lies.
504
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,943
I didn't see you complaining
at the time, fat boy!
505
00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:29,581
Guys, we have no choice,
we're gonna have to move away.
506
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,316
Environmental activists
don't use logic or reason.
507
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,919
There they are!
508
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,052
Ahh!
509
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:37,389
Run, run, run!
510
00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:39,689
As they entered
their late teens,
511
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,459
Terrance and phillip
were already starting to taste
512
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,194
The sweet milk of success,
513
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:45,328
But the price of fame
was looming
514
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:48,365
Asterrance and phillip:
behind the blowcontinues.
515
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,002
The 70s and 80s were a good time
for young terrance and phillip.
516
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,737
Their act on
the donny and marie show
517
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,039
Won them
a nobel peace prize.
518
00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,207
They were on the cover
of every magazine.
519
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,943
And then in 1998,
520
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,111
Even a saturday morning
cartoon was made
521
00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:01,811
Based on terrance and phillip.
522
00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:04,449
Terrance and phillip themselves
supplied the voices.
523
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,149
Say, terrance,
what should we do
524
00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:07,485
Aboot this strange planet
we've crashed on?
525
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:08,787
I don't know, phillip.
526
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,389
It seems like the alien species
here breathe an inert gas.
527
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,691
Uh-Oh, did you say
what i thought you said?
528
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,595
As leader of
the goat people,
529
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:20,498
I have seen my species nearly
wiped out by your dangerous gas.
530
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,800
Wow, that sucks.
531
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,053
The cartoon was
such a huge success
532
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,571
That it started to breed
confusion
533
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,271
Over whether
terrance and phillip
534
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,475
Were animated characters
or real people.
535
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,609
And so in 1998,
the comedy team started work
536
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,246
On what they thought would be
their greatest achievement,
537
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,548
A made-For-Tv movie
538
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,717
Written by and starting
terrance and phillip
539
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:40,850
Callednot without my anus.
540
00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,586
It was their biggest project
to date,
541
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,223
But it had the misfortune
of being scheduled on a night
542
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,958
When a different and more
popular television show,
543
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,995
The john schneider variety hour
was supposed to air.
544
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:52,163
When fans tuned in
to see john schneider
545
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:54,766
And instead were treated to
the canadian made-For-Tv movie,
546
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,369
They were enraged, bewildered
and scared.
547
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,502
The fans revolted
and burned down the network,
548
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:03,008
Killing six television producers
and wounding 12 others.
549
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,610
The hatred of
terrance and phillip had begun.
550
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,362
Terrance fell into
a deep depression
551
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,045
And started abusing
wood polish.
552
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,815
Phillip beat up
an angry six-Year-Old fan
553
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,515
And was sued for
$6 million.
554
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,153
It was the first time
the duo tasted failure
555
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,888
And it nearly
killed them both.
556
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,022
What's going on here?
557
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,961
Shh, we're watchin'
behind the blow.
558
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,661
Come on, kenny,
hurry up!
559
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:28,131
After years of depression
and suicide attempts,
560
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,769
Terrance and phillip
finally decided to get together
561
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,504
For one last film,
562
00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,939
The 1999 smash hit,
asses of fire.
563
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,576
It was one of the highest
grossing films of the summer.
564
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,444
And though
the film also started
565
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,613
The canadian-American
war of 1999
566
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,782
In which eight million people
lost their lives,
567
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,915
The film was
considered a great success.
568
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,119
After almost being executed
by the american government,
569
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:50,288
Terrance and phillip were
eventually returned to canada
570
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,257
Where they were touted
as heroes.
571
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,157
They had been to hell and back,
572
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,795
Through the very best and the
very worst of times together,
573
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,198
But they had seen it through,
and so ends,
574
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,566
Terrance and phillip:
behind the blow.
575
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:05,869
Terrance.
576
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,205
Oh, phillip,
you're still here too.
577
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,506
I was just
watching this video.
578
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,241
Y'know, i've never
seen it before.
579
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,375
Me neither.
580
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,447
We sure did go through
a lot together.
581
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,615
We sure did.
582
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,315
Terrance, i-
583
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,086
Don't, no, phillip,
don't say it.
584
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,821
I was an asshole,
this is mostly my fault.
585
00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,122
That's what
i was gonna say,
586
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,822
You're an asshole and
this was mostly your fault.
587
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:29,761
But you were always the more
artistically driven of us.
588
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,930
I should've put more
into it than i did.
589
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,797
No, phillip.
590
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,966
I really thought
i did everything,
591
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,569
Until i tried
to do it alone.
592
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:51,015
Think of all
the endangered species
593
00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,184
That will now vanish
because of you.
594
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,052
Karl!
595
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,088
So long, boys.
596
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:58,389
Wait,
dude, look.
597
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,258
Thank you, everone,
thank you.
598
00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:04,462
You know, phillip and i have
learned an important lesson,
599
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,431
That when you go
through a lot with somebody,
600
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,366
You can't let trite things
come between you.
601
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,667
That's right, terrance.
602
00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:11,836
You should only let trite things
come between your ass cheeks.
603
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:13,970
Oh, no!
604
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,089
They're back.
605
00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:16,139
All right!
606
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,343
Yes, earth day
is saved, boys.
607
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,078
Everything worked out
after all.
608
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,344
It sure did.
609
00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:23,114
Look, kenny,
everything turned out okay.
610
00:21:24,415 --> 00:21:26,151
Say, terrance,
can you tell me who farted?
611
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:27,452
He sure did, phillip.
612
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,586
No, i'm asking you
his name.
613
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,789
And so terrance and phillip
got back together,
614
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,958
Proving once and for all
that fame and fortune
615
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,927
Are never as important
as friendship.
616
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,827
? Beef and lamb
chicken and ham?
617
00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,163
? Step to the left
and clap your hands?
618
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,048
? Gosh we love that
chicken and ham?
619
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:40,899
? Don't they love that
chicken and ham?
620
00:21:45,236 --> 00:21:46,538
? Beef and lamb
chicken and ham?
621
00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:48,055
? Step to the left
and clap your hands?
622
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,049
? Gosh we love that
chicken and ham?
623
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,008
? Don't they love that
chicken and ham?
624
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,708
? Beef and lamb
chicken and ham?
625
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:52,610
? Step to the left
and clap your hands?
626
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,310
? Gosh we love that
chicken and ham?
627
00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:54,779
? Don't they love that
chicken and ham?
628
00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:57,816
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