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Captain's log, stardate 46543 .2. While
en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise

detected electromagnetic energy
emanating from a barren M -class planet

Romulan neutral zone.

Lieutenant Commander Data has led an
away team to investigate the source of

energy.

We found something.

Data to Enterprise.

Go ahead, Mr. Data.

We have found the energy source.

It appears to be a metallic crate of
unknown origin.

There are two locks on the crate. I
believe I can open them by hand.

Are there any signs of radiation?

No, sir.

All energy readings are within safety
parameters.

May I open the crate?

Proceed.

The crate appears to be holding a woman
in cryo -sleep.

I would estimate she has been in this
state for... At least ten years.

Is she okay?

Yes, sir.

Though I do not understand how.

Clarify.

The woman appears to be Lieutenant Tasha
Yar.

Captain's log, supplemental.

Dr. Crusher has confirmed that the woman
locked in quiet sleep is indeed Tasha

Yar. We have postponed our travel to
Starbase 112 in order to further

what has happened.

Tasha has been moved from Thick Bay.

and is now residing in a stateroom.

Counselor Troy has been assigned to
watch over her.

Seems better.

Hopefully today the captain will let her
see the rest of the crew.

Well, I for one can't wait to see her.

It's almost like we've been given a
second chance with her.

So you say she's been sleeping 13, 14
hours a day?

That's right.

I've got to check on her later. But I
didn't want to break our date.

So where are we going?

Computer. Run program Riker.

139.

Oh, I see.

What a novel idea.

Wait. No kissing until you shave that
beard off.

It's gonna be a while.

Then it can wait.

That was so beautiful

Mmm.

Fuck yeah.

Yes.

Come on.

Computer in program.

Well, I'm Vati.

Thank you for the tour of the bridge.

I'm always here for my officers.

Good day, Will.

Good day, Dionne.

Good morning.

How are you feeling?

Still groggy.

You were asleep for a very long time.
It's to be expected.

I have good news.

If you're feeling up to it, Captain
Picard would like to speak with you.

I can leave the room?

Do you feel well enough?

Come.

Hello, Tucker.

Captain, good to see you again.

The fiend's mutual. Please sit down.

I know this must be very difficult for
you.

Frankly, we are at a loss to know how
you're even alive.

We need to ascertain what happens to
you. Tell me, what do you remember when

awoke in sickbay?

I remember my daughter.

I was trying to escape with her.

And then... There's nothing.

Do you remember the Enterprise C?

Yes, I travelled with the crew through a
wormhole.

Then you are aware that you are not from
our universe?

Yes, sir.

In this universe, I died during the
first year of our voyage.

In my universe, we are at war with the
Klingons, which is not the case here.

I was spat out by the wormhole, and I
was captured and taken prisoner by the

Romulans and forced into marriage and
gave birth.

We have encountered your daughter, Vela,
several times.

She is a Romulan commander.

She told us that when you tried to
escape, you were apprehended and

Why would she say that?

I don't know.

However, we have come to learn that
Selah is not to be trusted.

I think it's time for you to meet some
old friends.

All senior officers, report to the
bridge.

The only familiar face you've seen so
far is Dr. Crusher.

Tasha, it's good to see you.

Yes, it's never been the same without
you.

It is good to see you up and about.

You have a Klingon on board?

Yes. We served together aboard the
Enterprise.

We held a mutual respect for one
another.

Tasha, let me introduce you to Ensign
Roe Laron. I've heard a lot about you.

It's an honor.

I'm so happy to be with you all again.

This is a different world than I'm used
to.

A much more peaceful world.

That's not exactly a bad thing.

Hopefully soon I'll be part of the crew
once again.

That would be wonderful.

I think I'll go to my stateroom now.

As you wish.

Tasha, if you are available later, may I
visit you?

Of course, Data.

Thank you.

That was strange.

Not really. The university once had a
relationship with Data.

I did?

So, what do you think?

Well, she acts like Tasha.

So not her? Could be a clone.

Yes, but why would the Romulans clone
Tasha only to bury the clone on the side

of a mountain?

Dr. Crusher has found no evidence to
suggest that she is a clone.

All the tests she's run suggest that
this is Tasha.

albeit from another universe.

Does she believe it to be the same Tasha
who mothered Selah?

That is the current assumption.

Captain, with your permission, I'd like
to research the situation further.

I think taking Dr. Crusher's medical
readings and combining that with Data's

tricorder readings from the site,
together I can make a holodeck program.

Maybe I can find what we've been
missing.

Make it so.

Mr. Data, when you meet with Tasha
later, please report to Mr.

LaForge with your findings.

Dismissed.

All right, computer.

We have a lot of work to do, and I'm
going to need some help.

Run program LaForgeBrom3.

Hello, Geordi. What can I help you with?

I need you to help me run some tests.

Amen.

Enter. May I come in?

Please.

I'm sorry if I was too forward earlier.

Oh, no, Data.

I'm happy to spend time with you.

The only person that's visited me so far
has been Counselor Troy.

And where I come from, I never knew her.

There's no need for counselors when
you're in a constant state of war.

It's nice to talk with someone like you,
someone I was friends with.

It's good to spend time with you as
well.

So, what was I like when you knew me,
Data?

You were Chief Tactical Officer, Head of
Security aboard the ship.

And you were considered a close friend
to many of the crew, including myself.

In fact, your death helped me to better
understand human relationships.

I see.

Tell me.

What was it like being a human living
amongst Romulans?

I was a consort to a general, though I
lived as good a life as a human could

live there.

And your daughter, Selah, what was she
like?

I tried to instill human values in her,
but her father was so overbearing, I

doubt that any stayed with her.

If you are interested, I would like to
show you the recording you made.

to be shown at your funeral.

I believe it would help you better to
understand your relationship with the

of the crew.

Yeah, I would like that.

You must move faster.

You are improving.

Continue your practice of Moth the Rock.

And soon you will be one of my finest
students.

Looks like you could use a better
opponent.

We are finished here today.

What's wrong, Klingon? Afraid a female
will defeat you?

I fear nothing.

You should fear me. I've killed hundreds
of Klingons, some with my bare hands.

I hear you took over as security officer
when I died. I bet the crew's never

felt quite as secure since.

Ensign Rowe, watch and learn.

thing on blood in years.

When she died, we all felt a great loss.

Everyone rejoices to have her back.

I, on the other hand, still mourn the
loss of my friend Tasha

Yar.

Are you okay, sir?

I'm fine.

I like the way you handled her.

I think I learned a lot.

Computer, lock holodeck doors.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Fucking fuck.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Ha ha!

Oh, don't let me run away from with it.

Data is reading through a high level of
antiprotons in the area.

That gives weight to our theory.

It also shows a significant level of
tachyons present.

Tasha's medical record says she was
emitting tachyons.

Emitting tachyons?

Yeah. At first we thought she simply
absorbed the tachyons from the area. If

that were the case, she'd be emitting a
smaller amount now.

If it's the same... Then it'd be
cuttings right.

Crusher needs to run more tests.

Report to Captain Picard. Go ahead,
Geordi.

I need to speak with you immediately.

Commander Riker and I are on our way.

Picard out.

Is there something I can do?

Bit later.

This isn't my world.

I don't belong here.

You and I have something in common.

You are not natural to this universe.

Nor am I.

However, unlike you, I have accepted
that I am unique to this universe.

There are no other beings known to exist
that are as I.

Since I am here, there must be a reason
for my existence.

You are also here, Tasha.

Therefore, you are meant to be.

I hope so.

Data, Counselor Troy told me that here
we once had a relationship.

I assume that we were intimate?

That assumption is correct.

Were we a couple?

No.

Was it an ongoing thing?

We were only intimate once.

How was it?

You seemed to be enjoying yourself
immensely.

However, you later claimed that the
incident never occurred.

I'm sorry.

There's no need for apology.

Have you been with anyone else?

No.

You are the only person I have ever had
an intimate experience with.

You have always been special to me.

Because of it.

I like it, too.

Period.

I like that.

What have you found, Mr. LaForge?

Captain, I'd say Tasha was left here
fairly recently.

How? The disruptor blast the Romulans
used to break the rock and leave the

left residual antiprotons.

Dr. Brahms?

Yeah, she's the programmer I created to
help me figure this out.

I see.

And you're certain the Romulans were
here recently?

Yeah, I'd say within a week. But we'd
have to run more tests to be sure. What

kinds of tests?

Dr. Crusher found that Tasha's body was
emitting techium.

Tachyons? Yes.

She assumed when she saw Data's
tricorder readings that the area was

tachyons and that Tasha's body was
merely leaking what she had absorbed.

And if you run a full -body scan and the
tachyon levels are cited, then we can

assume that Dr. Korser's readings are
correct.

However, what we think you'll find is
that the tachyon emissions are

constant. Which means what exactly?

She's sending and receiving
transmissions.

Picard to Data.

Data here.

Join us on the bridge.

I am on my way. Data out.

Do you have a plan, Mr. LaForge?

Yes, sir, I do.

Let's hear it.

Well, I'd like to fire a few probes to
create a tachyon detection grid. Like we

did during the Klingon Civil War?

Exactly. A cloaked Romulan ship entering
the grid will disrupt the tachyon

field. We'll know exactly where it is.

You said you believe that Tasha is
sending and receiving transmissions via

tachyon emissions.

Yes, sir.

Is there any precedent for this kind of
communication?

Not that I'm aware of.

Is Tasha aware of these transmissions?

No, sir. I do not believe she is.

Picard to Councillor Troy.

Here, Captain. Please escort Tasha Yar
from her room to sickbay immediately.

Is everything all right?

We'll discuss this later.

Picard out.

Picard to Dr. Crusher.

Yes, Captain. I'm sending Tasha to
sickbay. Please alert me when she

Picard out.

Goodbye, Dr. Brahms.

Good day, gentlemen.

Computer, end program.

Mr. Wolf, prepare three probes. We're
creating.

Captain, there's an energy reading 800
meters ahead.

Race shields.

Severe damage on desks seven and eight.

Return fire.

Evasive manoeuvres.

Tasha?

Fire photon torpedoes.

Security, to the bridge!

Sasha, stop!

Our weapons have been disabled.

And our shields are lowering.

Greetings, Captain Picard.

Selah, what is the meaning of this?

I see you've been reacquainted with my
mother.

Now that she's taken control of the
bridge, she will pilot the Enterprise

to Romulus, where I will deliver the
Federation flagship to the Senate as a

gift. The Federation will retaliate.
That will mean very little with the

Enterprise and her crew on display in
the Romulan capital.

A psychological blow to the Federation
will be profound.

I assume the Romulan High Command is
unaware of your activities.

Assume what you will, Captain.

All that matters is that I am now in
control of your ship. And you turned

mother into some sort of bioweapon to do
it.

My mother's fate is no concern of mine.
She is human.

How?

I blocked all Tachyon emissions in the
warbird.

Tasha, are you all right?

Yes, sir.

Fields are back on line, Captain.

Return fire.

Aye, Captain.

Direct hit. Their weapons array is now
offline.

The ship has entered warp.

Welcome back, Lieutenant Yar.

You saved the Enterprise.

Are you all right?

Tasha!

Medical emergency.

Crusher to the bridge.

At least now my death is perfect.

Data?

I'm here.

Where's Geordi recovering?

Dr. Crusher says he'll be out of sickbay
within a few days.

And you?

Physically, I'm fine.

Mentally, I'm still a little shaken.

Understandably so.

What are your findings, Mr. Data?

It appears the Romulans had altered
Tasha's DNA.

Her introns were mutated to send and
receive tachyon emissions.

When the Warbird left the system, the
tachyon emissions ceased, and so did her

bodily functions.

Her body will be returned to Earth for
burial.

I suppose we should be on our way to
Starbase 112.

Dismissed.

Captain.

Yes, Mr. Data.

You were with me when Taka passed on.

Her final words were my name.

Why would she choose my name to be her
final statement?

Perhaps she felt comfort in your
presence.

You did spend a fair amount of time with
her before her death.

Thank you, Captain.

You're welcome.

How are you, Jean -Luc?

I requested that Tasha be assigned to
the Enterprise all those years ago.

She was one of the bravest people I've
ever known.

And now we've lost her for the second
time, after, by some miracle, that she'd

been returned to us.

Some things are never meant to be.

Some things aren't, but we should be
happy for the things we have.

I'm here for you.

Mm -hmm

Ugh.

Beautiful.

Perfect.

Come here.

Sit down.

Oh my god.

for you all.

Mm hmm.

I don't know.

I have a special look in this boy

he's

looking in here

What's going on?