All language subtitles for ONLY_YOU_1994_[eng]

[ Louis Armstrong ]
♪ ONLY YOU ♪

♪ CAN MAKE THIS WORLD
SEEM RIGHT ♪

♪ ONLY YOU ♪

♪ CAN MAKE THE DARKNESS BRIGHT ♪

♪ ONLY YOU
AND YOU ALONE ♪

♪ CAN THRILL ME LIKE YOU DO ♪

♪ AND FILL MY HEART ♪

♪ WITH LOVE FOR ONLY YOU ♪

♪ BABY, ONLY YOU ♪

♪ CAN MAKE THIS CHANGE IN ME ♪

♪ FOR IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ YOU ARE MY DESTINY ♪♪

[ Girl ] STOP PUSHING IT.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FORCE IT.
JUST LET IT HAPPEN.

[ Boy ] I'M NOT PUSHING IT.
YOU'RE PUSHING IT.
[ Girl ] I AM NOT.

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
YOU'RE PUSHING IT.
STOP IT !

MOM, LARRY'S PUSHING IT.

[ Mother ] LARRY,
DON'T PUSH IT !
[ Larry ]
I'M NOT. IT'S MOVING ITSELF.

[ Girl ]
WAIT. I HAVE TO
WRITE THIS DOWN.

GRANDMA TOLD ME
EVERYONE HAS A SOUL MATE.
THIS WAY I'LL KNOW HIS NAME.

THE ONE I'M SUPPOSED
TO WAIT FOR, THE ONE
THAT'LL WAIT FOR ME.

YEAH, OKAY, BUT, FAITH,
WHAT IF THIS GUY LIVED
A BILLION YEARS AGO ?

WHAT IF HE WAS A CAVEMAN
AND NOW HE'S DEAD ?

DON'T BE STUPID,
LARRY. SOUL MATES
ARE OUR DESTINY.

THEY LIVE
WHEN WE LIVE.

WHAT IF HE LIVES HERE
IN PITTSBURGH, AND ONE DAY, YOU
JUST PASS HIM ON THE STREET ?

IT COULDN'T HAPPEN, LARRY.
I'D KNOW, LIKE WHEN BEES
KNOW HOW TO MAKE HONEY.

AND YOU'LL KNOW TOO,
'CAUSE YOU HAVE ONE.

WE ALL DO.

LOOK.

"DAMON BRADLEY."

MY OTHER HALF.

MY SOUL MATE.

[ Screaming ]

SHE WANTS TO KNOW
IF SHE'S GOING TO MARRY ALEX.
I DO NOT !

HE DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE A BRAIN.
BUT HE'S GOT PRETTY EYES.

THAT MEANS YOUR KIDS
WOULD HAVE PRETTY EYES.
HE CAN ALWAYS GET A BRAIN LATER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,
FAITH ?

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS TRUE LOVE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KATE ?

LOOK OUT BELOW !

[ Screaming ]

LARRY, I HATE YOU !

[ Girl #1 ]
BILL IS GONNA BE SO MAD.
[ Girl #2 ] I KNOW.

NEXT.

SO WHAT DESTINY DO YOU WISH
FROM MADAME DIVINA ?

JUST BASIC DESTINY STUFF,
I GUESS. BUT I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ANYTHING BAD...

IF THAT'S OKAY ?

CHACHU NINAH.
CHACHU NINAH.

CHACHU NI--

SOMETHING'S COMING TO ME.

I'M GETTING A NAME.

A NAME THAT IS
VERY IMPORTANT.

DAVID--

NO. DAMON.

HIS NAME
IS DAMON BRADLEY.

OH, MY GOD.

YOUR DESTINY
IS TWO DOLLARS.

THE TRUTH IS,

YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DESTINY.

UNDERSTAND ?

DON'T WAIT FOR IT
TO COME TO YOU.

"DESTINO."

FROM THE LATIN ROOT DESTINARE,
MEANING:

"TO HAVE DESTINATION;
TO JOURNEY;

TO TAKE A TRIP WHERE THE EVENTS
ARE TOTALLY PREDETERMINED."

IMAGINE THAT.

THE MOTION OF
LIKE ATTRACTING LIKE.

THE MOTION OF
A DIVINE PREORDINATION.

OKAY. LOOK...
ONE HAND, TWO HANDS.

PUT THEM TOGETHER...

AND WHAT DO THEY MAKE ?

ONE.

RIGHT ! SO, PLATO TELLS US
WE BEGAN AS CIRCLES,

AND WHEN WE STRIVED
TO BE LIKE THE GODS,
WE WERE PUNISHED...

BY A THUNDERBOLT
THAT STRUCK US AND CUT US
RIGHT DOWN DEAD CENTER...

IN HALF.

WE SCATTERED
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH,
SEARCHING AND SEARCHING...

FOR OUR OTHER HALF.

NOW WHAT PLATO WAS SAYING...

WAS THAT IF WE JUST STOP...
[ Snapping Fingers ]

AND GO WITH THE FLOW
AND FOLLOW OUR DESTINY,

IT'LL LEAD US
BACK TO EACH OTHER.

- [ Bell Ringing ]
- SO FOLLOWING THROUGH ON THIS,
READ FROM YOUR GREEN BOOK.

REMEMBER: ONE WORDSWORTH,
ONE KEATS OR ONE SHELLEY.

EITHER ONE.
HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY.

[ Chattering ]

- DON'T GET UP, LESLIE.
I GOT EVERYTHING.
- DID YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU ?

GOD FORBID. I DON'T WANT
YOU TO STRAIN YOURSELF.
I WOULD HAVE HELPED.

WHAT IS ALL THIS, FAITH ?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?

WINE, CANDLES.
WHAT IS IT ?

HE PROPOSED.

- OH, FAITH, THAT'S GREAT !
- DID HE GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES ?

WELL, NO.
HE TURNED DOWN HIS BEEPER.

THAT'S GOOD.
HE'S A DOCTOR. HE DOESN'T HAVE
TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES.

- DID YOU GUYS SET A DATE ?
- NO. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

OH, LET ME SEE THE RING.

WHERE IS IT ?
YOU DON'T HAVE IT ON ?
OH, MY GOSH--

SHH-SHH-SHH.

OW. OW-OW-OW.
I'M BLIND.
OH, FAITH !

IT'S SO PRETTY.
WHERE ARE MY SUNGLASSES ?
OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S GORGEOUS.
I HATE YOU.

OH, MY GOD. I ASKED HIM
TO GIVE ME 24 HOURS
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET DIVORCED, SO--

I'M JUST-- I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT I TOLD HIM,

THAT I NEED TIME TO REFLECT...

AND THAT I'M GOING
TO SAY YES.

FOR GOD'S SAKE,
I TOLD MY PARENTS
I'M ENGAGED.

THEN IT'S OFFICIAL.
YOUR MOM MUST BE HAPPY.

DWAYNE-- WHAT A CATCH.
HE'S A DOCTOR.
HE'S SO INTELLIGENT.

SUCH A GOOD SENSE
OF HUMOR TOO.

HE'S GOT A MILD
SENSE OF HUMOR.
IT'S A TRADE-OFF.

- HE CAN'T HAVE A SENSE OF
HUMOR TOO. HE SAVES LIVES.
- HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR.

HE SAVES FEET.
FEET ARE IMPORTANT.

PLUS HE'S TALL, FAITH.
YOUR KIDS'LL BE TALL.

YEAH, YEAH, AND HE'S
A SWEETHEART. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SELL ME ON HIM.

HE'S AS GOOD AS GOLD.
WHAT IS IT
YOU'RE WAITING FOR ?

[ Phone Ringing ]
I'M NOT WAITING.

HEY, WOULD YOU
GRAB ME A BEER ?
FAITH, DON'T WAIT.

IF YOU WAIT,
YOU'LL WIND UP
WITH NOTHING.

HELLO ?
OH, YEAH. HI, LARRY.
YEAH, SHE'S HERE.

HOLD ON.
MY BROTHER FOR YOU.

UH-OH.
STOP IT.

DON'T EAT MY CRUST, LES.

HELLO ?
[ Larry ]
KATE ?

YOU STILL THERE ?
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
ON YOUR WAY HOME BY NOW.

WELL, I'M NOT.
I'M HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I'M JUST HANGING OUT.
WHAT IS IT ? YOU MISS ME ?

YEAH, HONEY, MY HEART
IS BREAKIN' FOR YA. DID YOU
FORGET WHAT NIGHT IT IS ?

THE GUYS ARE COMIN' OVER
FOR POKER.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED ME
TO PLAY. I'LL RUSH HOME.

I WANT YOU TO GET HOME,
MAKE SOME SANDWICHES...

AND PICK UP SOME BEER
AND POP ON YOUR WAY HOME.

THIS IS MY ONE NIGHT OUT.
THE KIDS ARE AT GUS'S.
GIVE ME A BREAK.

- KATE, I STILL GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE.
- I'VE BEEN IN CLASS ALL DAY.

WHAT THE HELL IS CLASS ?
THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE THERE.
THERE'S GONNA BE NOTHIN' TO EAT.

I'M A WOMAN, LARRY,
NOT A MENU.

ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'RE HELEN REDDY.
I WANT YOU TO GET HOME !

YOU'RE GONNA
EMBARRASS ME.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO FEND
FOR YOURSELF, 'CAUSE I'M
NOT COMIN' HOME, LARRY.

I GOTTA GO.

MMM !
WHAT ?

IT'S EZIO PINZA.

♪♪
EZIO WHO ?
HE WAS IN SOUTH PACIFIC
WITH MARY MARTIN.

OH, WHY DON'T THEY WRITE
SONGS LIKE THIS ANYMORE ?

♪ SOME ENCHANTED EVENING
YOU MAY MEET A STRANGER ♪
I GOTTA GET GOIN', GUYS.

NO, NO, YOU GOTTA
STAY AND WATCH THIS.

♪ THEN YOU'LL FEEL HER
CALL YOU ♪

♪ ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM ♪

- ♪ THEN FLY TO HER SIDE-- ♪♪
- SAW A PSYCHIATRIST ON DONAHUE
SAY THAT LOVE SONGS...

ARE JUST A CRUEL HOAX THAT
FEED PEOPLE'S FANTASIES.

ROMANCE ON
A DAILY BASIS ?
NOBODY HAS THAT.

YEAH, BUT, KATY,
SOMEBODY WROTE THOSE SONGS.

THEY CAME OUT OF
SOMEBODY'S EXPERIENCE.

NO, I THINK THEY CAME
OUT OF SOMEONE'S IMAGINATION.

♪ ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND HIM ♪

♪ NEVER LET HIM GO ♪

♪ ONCE YOU HAVE
FOUND HER ♪

♪ NEVER ♪

♪ LET HER GO ♪♪

OH, MY GOSH.

WOW.

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Woman ] LOOK HOW IT SPARKLES.
[ Man ] MUST HAVE
COST A LOT OF MONEY.

I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH ON
DIAMONDS FOR THIS, LEARNED
A LOT ABOUT GEMSTONES.

IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY
VARIATIONS YOU CAN FIND...

OF PURE CARBON CRYSTALLIZED
INTO OCTAHEDRONS.

AH, BUT HERE'S MY REAL
GEMSTONE RIGHT HERE.

SWEET.

OH, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THAT.
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
IS IT ALL OFF ?

YEAH, I GOT IT.
GREAT.

YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW THIS
TO AUNT GLORIA AND AUNT LIL.

THEY CAME ALL THE WAY
FROM POTTSVILLE.
THEY'RE GONNA FAINT.

MAY I SEE IT ONE MORE TIME ?
OH, LESLIE.

OH, MY GOD.
IT'S A PERFECT SIZE !

COME ON, SWEETHEART.
OH, FAITH. I FEEL LIKE
BUSTING OUT CRYING.

I HAVE A HEADACHE.
AGAIN YOU HAVE
A HEADACHE ?

NOT ONE OF THOSE HEADACHES.
I HAVE 50 BOBBY PINS
HOLDING MY HAIR TOGETHER.

[ Gasps ]
WHAT IS THIS ?
IT'S DOWN. PUT IT UP.

LOOK, IT'S NOT EXPLOITATION.
EVERYBODY WANTS MONEY.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES
THIS COUNTRY GREAT, DOLL.
DON'T CALL ME DOLL, OKAY ?

YOU USED TO LOVE IT
WHEN I CALLED YOU DOLL.
YOU SAID IT DIFFERENTLY THEN.

FAITH ?

FAITH.
OH. YES ?

I WORE IT,
MY DAUGHTER WORE IT...

AND I WANT YOU
TO HAVE THE SAME JOY.

I MUST SAY I WAS THRILLED WHEN
DWAYNE SAID YOU WOULD WEAR IT.

DWAYNE ?
OH.

DWAYNE !
DWAYNE ?

WHERE YOU GOING ?
SHE'S GOT
ONE OF HER HEADACHES.

IT'S A BOBBY-PIN HEADACHE.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, LES.
BUT THE PARTY ISN'T REMOTELY--

PLEASE. WE'RE GOING.
COULD I HAVE THE KEYS ?
I'VE GOT THE KEYS.

[ Mother ] WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
KATY, CALL ME EARLY.

FAITH, I GOTTA GO.
CALL YOU TOMORROW.

IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HER--
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME TOO,
DWAYNE. IT'S OUR WEDDING.

SHE'S NOT A YOUNG WOMAN.
SHE'S ALREADY
BEEN MARRIED TWICE.

SURELY WE COULD FIND IT
IN OUR HEARTS TO DO THIS
ONE LITTLE THING FOR HER.

THE THING IS, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.
OH, MY GOD. HERE COMES
YOUR CRAZY UNCLE PAT.

HE WANTS TO TAKE
ANOTHER PICTURE.
SAY CHEESE.

ASK ME NEXT TIME.
LET ME FIX YOUR HAIR.

IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE THAT.
THERE. NOW YOU'RE PERFECT.

DWAYNE !
ONE MORE.
GOOD ONE.

[ Knocking ]

SORRY I'M LATE, FAITH.
DON'T LOOK !

OH, DEAR. OKAY.
GUESS WHAT ? I'M FREE.

MY MOM AND DAD TOOK THE KIDS TO
THE LAKE FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND.

OF COURSE, I WAS RUNNIN' AROUND
GETTIN' ALL THAT STUFF TOGETHER.

- DWAYNE'S NOT
COMIN' OVER, IS HE ?
- NO.

HE HAD EMERGENCY SURGERY.

OKAY.

YOU CAN LOOK.

WOW !

FAITH, THAT'S A DRESS.

I'VE DECIDED
IT'S ROMANTIC,

WEARING THE GOWN
OF THE WOMAN WHO
BORE YOUR HUSBAND.

I MEAN, MY DAUGHTER
WILL WEAR IT TOO-- OOH.

SOMEDAY. HEH.
MAYBE...

NOT.
WAIT A SECOND.
PUT THE VEIL ON.

IT'LL BE OKAY.

[ Chuckling ]
SWEET OF HER,
WASN'T IT ?

YES. IF I HAD THIS DRESS,
I'D GIVE IT TO SOMEONE.

[ Laughing ]

I LOOK LIKE
A MUFFIN.
NO, YOU LOOK FINE.

♪♪ [ Humming "Here
Comes The Bride" ]

DID IT COME
WITH A SOUNDTRACK ?
[ Laughing ]

I THINK IT'S BUILT UP
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE'S PROBABLY
PLENTY OF THINGS.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ?
THE THICKNESS. DON'T WORRY.
I'LL PIN IT A LITTLE BIT.

SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
OHH.

LIFE'S NOT LIKE IT IS
IN THE MOVIES, RIGHT ?
NO, IT'S NOT.

THOUGH FROM DAY ONE,
EVERYONE CONSPIRES
TO TELL YOU IT IS.

YOUR MOTHER,
YOUR FATHER.
TEACHERS.

PRIESTS.
EVERYBODY.

DREAMS COME TRUE.
THE GOOD GUY WINS.

PEOPLE LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
ALL THAT CRAP.

THEN ONE DAY, YOU WAKE UP
AND REALIZE THAT...

YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE
DIFFERENT.

BUT--
[ Blowing ]

KATY, DREAMS AREN'T CRAP.

AND--

WELL, OKAY, WHAT ABOUT
UNFORGETTABLE MOMENTS ?

YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T HAVE ONE MEMORABLE
UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT,

'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE HAD
THOUSANDS OF THEM.

WE'RE HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW.
I'M IN MY WEDDING DRESS, KATY !

THOSE ARE THE THINGS
TO NOTICE.

KATE, WHAT'S WRONG ?

I DON'T KNOW.

FAITH, I GOTTA
TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHIN'.
WHAT ?

LARRY AND I--
WE'RE JUST--

[ Phone Ringing ]

I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO ANSWER.
DWAYNE'S HAVING HIS CALLS
FORWARDED. DON'T MOVE.

DON'T MOVE.

HELLO ?
DR. DWAYNE JOHNSON, PLEASE.

HE'S NOT IN AT THE MOMENT. HE'S
DOING AN EMERGENCY MATRIXECTOMY.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE ?

WHO'S THIS ?
THIS IS FAITH, HIS FIANCEE.
WHO'S THIS ?

OH, HI. I'M AN OLD
HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY OF DWAYNE'S.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING.

THANKS.
I'M GONNA BE IN EUROPE,
SO I'M GONNA MISS YOUR BIG DAY.

THAT'S TOO BAD.
GIVE ME THIS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU.
CAN YOU SPELL IT ?

YEAH.
D-A-M-O-N.
YES.

B-R-A-D-L-E-Y.
YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, I, I-- WHAT--

[ Gasps ]
HELLO ? WHAT ?
ARE YOU OKAY ?

HELLO ?

- WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? WHO IS IT ?
- ARE YOU STILL THERE ? HELLO ?

HELLO ?
DAMON BRADLEY ?

YEAH.
WHERE ARE YOU ?

I'M AT THE AIRPORT.
WHY ?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

I'M ON MY WAY
TO VENICE.
OH ! OH ! I LOVE VENICE.

LOOK, I GOTTA RUN NOW,
BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY
WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER.

WELL, I--

HE-- HE HUNG UP.

HE HUNG UP !
IT'S OKAY. IF HE CALLED YOU
ONCE, HE'LL CALL BACK.

NO, NO ! GET ME OUT OF THIS.
ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
THERE'S A MILLION BUTTONS.

SHOOT !
WHOA ! WHOA ! WAIT !
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN !

OOH, JESUS.
WHERE YOU GOING ?

THE AIRPORT.
CALL A CAB.

- YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO AN
AIRPORT AND LOOK FOR SOMEBODY.
- I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.

WELL, CHANGE YOUR DRESS !

FAITH !
IT'S A COINCIDENCE !
IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT'S FATE.

I JUST WANT TO GET
A LOOK AT HIM, THAT'S ALL.

[ Whistling ]
COME ON, FAITH !
THIS IS INSANE !

[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Horn Honking ]

[ Horn Honking ]

STOP !
BE CAREFUL.
OH, GOD.

WATCH IT.
WATCH IT.
GOOD LUCK !

OH ! OH !
SORRY.

EXCUSE ME, SISTERS.

[ P.A. Announcer ]
FLIGHT 491 TO LA GUARDIA
IS NOW PRE-BOARDING AT GATE 12.

FLIGHT 417 ?
WHOA, WHOA.
THE FLIGHT'S CLOSED.

YOUR BOARDING
PASS, PLEASE ?
I-- I MISPLACED IT.

I'M SORRY, BUT WITHOUT
A BOARDING PASS, WE CANNOT
LET YOU ON THE PLANE.

OKAY.

I'VE GOT IT HERE SOMEWHERE.
GREAT, BECAUSE LIKE I SAID,
UNTIL YOU FIND IT,

WE CAN'T LET YOU
ON THE PLANE.

LOOK, THIS IS
A REAL EMERGENCY.

CAN YOU PLEASE
LET ME ON THE PLANE
FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?

I REALLY NEED
TO SEE SOMEBODY
ON THAT PLANE.

I'M SORRY. WE HAVE
VERY STRICT RULES.
[ Gasps ]

THEY ARE FOR
YOUR OWN SAFETY.
YOU COULD AFFECT MY LIFE.

JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE.

THIS IS ERIC
OVER AT TWA.

WE HAVE A 237
ON OUR HANDS HERE.

UH-HUH.
YEAH.

UH, THANKS.

IT'LL BE JUST A MOMENT.

THE MAN I WAS SUPPOSED
TO MARRY IS ON THAT PLANE.

YEAH. UH-HUH.

I AM TELLING YOU
IT IS A MIRACLE.

THAT'LL BE FINE.
THANK YOU.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS A COINCIDENCE.

KATE, IF I DON'T GET
ON THAT PLANE, I AM
GOING TO REGRET IT.

NO, NOT TODAY,
BUT TOMORROW AND FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.

NO. IT'S LABOR DAY WEEKEND.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLASSES
'TIL WEDNESDAY.

THANK YOU !
YEAH.

OKAY, MY PASSPORT'S
IN THE TOP LEFT DRAWER.

PACK ALL MY NICE UNDERWEAR,
UH, ANYTHING NON-WRINKLY.

DON'T FORGET MY BLOW DRYER.
OH ! KATY ! BABY !
YOU GOTTA HURRY.

THE PLANE LEAVES
IN AN HOUR AND 12 MINUTES.

[ Indistinct Chatter ]
[ P.A. Announcer ]
FLIGHT 1193--

- FAITH ! FAITH !
- WHOA !

MY GOD !
YOU SMASHED THAT LADY.
OOH, I DIDN'T HURT ANYONE.

OH, NICE JACKET.
FAITH-- HI.

I'M COMIN'
WITH YOU, FAITH.
ARE YOU CRAZY ?

OH, YEAH, I'M CRAZY.
OOH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY.

WELL, I'M NOT
LETTIN' YOU GO
ALONE, FAITH.

WHAT IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE
YOU'LL REGRET FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ?

DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU
YOUR WEDDING IS IN TEN DAYS ?

KATE, LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE,

BUT THINK HOW MUCH MORE
IRRESPONSIBLE IT WOULD BE
TO MARRY THE WRONG PERSON.

LISTEN, I PACKED JEANS
AND A DRESS--

GOD, I WISH I WAS COMING.
GOD, I WISH I HAD A PASSPORT.

EXCUSE ME. I ALSO PACKED
THAT LITTLE RED DRESS, THAT ONE
YOU NEVER HAVE THE GUTS TO WEAR.

AND I GOT THE BLOW DRYER.
MAKE SURE WE GET AN ADAPTER
BEFORE YOU PLUG IT IN.

IT COULD BLOW UP ON YOU.

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS ?
IT'S INSANE.

WHAT IF DWAYNE AND I
AREN'T REALLY MEANT TO BE ?

IT'S NOT FAIR FOR ME
TO WASTE HIS LIFE.

SHE'S RIGHT. WHAT IF
HE'S REALLY HER SOUL MATE ?
HE'S NOT HER SOUL MATE.

SHE'S NEVER EVEN MET THIS MAN.
SHE'S WAITED HER WHOLE LIFE
FOR SOMEBODY WITH THIS NAME,

A NAME SHE GETS OFF
A BOARD GAME WHEN SHE'S 11.

YOU FORGOT ABOUT
THE FORTUNE-TELLER.

OKAY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
WE ONLY HAVE FIVE MINUTES.

OH, GOD.
GOOD-BYE, GUYS.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

OH !
ARRIVEDERCI.

[ Alarm Beeping ]

[ Giggling ]
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S YOUR HOOPS.

ARE YOU COMING OR GOING
TO THE WEDDING ?
GOING. COME ON !

GOOD-BYE.

WE'RE JUST GONNA FLY TO ITALY
AND COMB THE STREETS...

LOOKING FOR A TOTAL STRANGER
IN A FOREIGN LAND.

HE'S ON HIS WAY TO VENICE.
I CALLED SIX HOTELS AND FOUND
OUT WHERE HE WAS STAYING.

LET'S GO, GIRLS.
YOU'RE GONNA MISS
THE HAPPY DAY.

[ Kate ]
WE SEE HIM TOMORROW;
WE'RE BACK THE NEXT DAY ?

[ Faith ] EXACTLY.
HE'S REGISTERED
AT THE HOTEL DANIELI.

[ Kate ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.

[ Gate Attendant ]
WE GET ALL KINDS HERE,
DON'T WE ? UNBELIEVABLE.

HOTEL GONDOLA.
HOTEL VENEZIA.

- HOTEL GONDOLA.
- HOTEL VENEZIA.
- UH, DANIELI ?

HOTEL GONDOLA.
HOTEL VENEZIA.

DANIELI ?
HOTEL DANIELI.

AH. HERE.
SIGNORINA.

THANKS.
SO MANY PLANES.
I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS.

OH, MY GOD.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
A BOAT ?

IT'S NOT GONNA BE GREAT.
I DON'T FEEL WELL, FAITH.
I'M TIRED.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
I'M A VERY GOOD FRIEND.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT ?

♪♪ [ Man Singing
"O Sole Mio" ]

[ Faith ]
SERENISSIMA.

THE MOST SERENE.

WHERE PEOPLE COME LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN'T
FIND ANYPLACE ELSE.

SIGNORI, ECCO IL DANIELI.

FAITH, THIS IS
A LIFESTYLES HOTEL.

WHAT ?
LIFESTYLES
OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
CATHY LEE CROSBY STAYED HERE.

KATE.

HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.

[ Kate ]
MM-HMM.

COME ON.

BUONA SERA.
HELLO.

UH, RESERVATIONS
FOR FAITH CORVATCH,
PLEASE. AND, UH,

YOU COULD PUT THE ROOM
ON THIS.

OH.

AND, UM, COULD YOU
PLEASE TELL US...

WHAT ROOM
MR. BRADLEY IS IN ?

YES.

- I CAN'T STAND IT.
- [ Chuckling ]

[ Computer Beeps ]
I'M SORRY.

MR. BRADLEY HAS
ALREADY CHECKED OUT.

EXCUSE ME ?

HE-- HE--
HE JUST ARRIVED TODAY.

MR. BRADLEY LEFT
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO.

WOULD YOU PREFER AN
INTERIOR OR EXTERIOR ?

YOU'RE SAYING HE JUST CHECKED IN
AND THEN HE CHECKED OUT ?
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.

HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE NOW.

I'M VERY SORRY.
PERHAPS YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

PERHAPS YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
COULD YOU PLEASE
CHECK AGAIN, SIR ?

OKAY. IF YOU WOULD CHECK AGAIN,
WE WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

DAMON BRADLEY.
WITH A "B."

IT'S BRADLEY.
[ Computer Beeps ]

CAMERA DUECENTO DICIASSETTE
ROOM 217.

OKAY.

HIS KEY HAS BEEN RETURNED.
I'M AFRAID YOUR FRIEND
HAS DEPARTED.

WELL, DID HE LEAVE
ANY FORWARDING INFORMATION ?

UH... WHICH WAY DID HE GO ?

I DON'T KNOW.
WE DON'T USUALLY
FOLLOW OUR GUESTS.

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
MY FRIEND HAS TRAVELED
AN AWFULLY LONG WAY.

SO ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP,
WE WOULD APPRECIATE. ANYTHING.
EXCUSE ME.

[ Kate ]
WHAT ? I WAS
JUST GETTIN' GOIN'.

OKAY.

OOH, HE ATE BREAKFAST.
THANK GOD, 'CAUSE
I'M STARVING.

[ Vacuum Cleaner
Clattering ]

FAITH, I THINK
THIS IS THE ROOM
CATHY LEE CROSBY STAYED IN.

OOH, GARBAGE.
GOOD IDEA.

COLUMBO ALWAYS GOES
THROUGH THE GARBAGE.
BUTTERFINGER, BUTTERFINGER.

MAP.
BANANA.
THREE BUTTERFINGERS.

MAP ?
IS ANYTHING CIRCLED ?

TELEPHONE MESSAGE.
LET ME SEE.

IT'S IN ITALIAN.
OKAY, WE'LL GET SOMEBODY
TO READ IT. COME ON. LET'S GO.

THIS IS A PHONE NUMBER
IN ROME. YOU WOULD LIKE ME
TO CALL THIS NUMBER AND WHAT ?

ASK FOR DAMON BRADLEY.

JUST ASK.
THAT'S ALL.
OKAY.

THANK YOU.
AND ASK WHOEVER
ANSWERS THE PHONE...

IF THEY KNOW
MR. BRADLEY.

OKAY. OKAY.
OR IF THEY KNOW WHERE
WE MIGHT FIND HIM.

OR IF THEY'VE EVER
LAID EYES ON HIM.
ASK FOR HIM FIRST...

- AND THEN GO ON TO THE OTHER
THINGS, BUT FIND OUT--
- OKAY !

PRONTO.

IL MONASTERO ?

- OH, MY GOD. HE'S A PRIEST ?
- IT'S A STORE IN ROME.

SI. STO CERCANDO
DAMON BRADLEY.

SI.

SI, GRAZIE. GRAZIE.

HE SAID HE THINKS SOME WOMAN
HE WORKS WITH KNOWS HIM.

HER NAME'S ANNA.

BUT SHE WON'T BE IN
'TIL TOMORROW.

LET'S GO ROME !
ROME ?

ROME ? TOMORROW ?

TOMORROW IS SCIOPERO GENERALE.
EVERYBODY WILL BE ON STRIKE.

GOOD LUCK.

[ Horn Blowing ]

[ Kate ] EVERYBODY'S ON STRIKE ?
NO PLANES, BUSES, TRAINS ?

NOBODY SHOWS UP FOR WORK ?
WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY IS THIS ?

[ Horn Blowing ]

THE POINT IS, WE'RE
ON THE WRONG ROAD. WE'VE BEEN
ON THE WRONG ROAD FOR AN HOUR.

NO, NO, THE POINT IS,
WE'RE LOOPING AROUND.

SEE ? WE LOOPED RIGHT BACK
TO THAT FREEWAY OR TURNPIKE OR
WHATEVER THE HELL THEY CALL IT.

EL FREEWAY-O.

[ Faith Sighs ]
WHICH WAY DO WE LOOP ?

RIGHT.

LEFT.
RIGHT, RIGHT.

KATE !

[ Engine Sputtering ]

[ Engine Stops ]

[ Sets Parking Brake ]

I TOLD YOU A LITER
WAS LESS THAN A GALLON.

WE WOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH GAS
TO GET US THERE IF YOU
HADN'T GOTTEN US LOST.

BESIDES, A KILOMETER
IS LESS THAN A MILE.

RIGHT. LESS THAN A MILE.
SO WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO COVER MORE OF THEM.

[ Sighs ]
THIS IS GREAT.

I WONDER WHAT TIME
IT IS IN PITTSBURGH.

SORRY I GOT US LOST.

I'M SORRY I'M SO EDGY.

I'M AFRAID
WE'RE LOSING HIM.

I DIDN'T TELL HIM
I WAS GOING TO THE LAKE
WITH THE KIDS.

I TOLD HIM
I WAS LEAVING HIM.

LEAVING HIM ?

I THINK HE'S
HAVIN' AN AFFAIR.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
DID HE SAY SOMETHING ?
NO.

DID YOU SEE HIM WITH HER ?
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
NO.

I JUST KNOW.

KATE, REMEMBER IN JUNIOR HIGH
WHEN I HAD THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY,

AND WE ALL PLAYED TWISTER ?

MM-HMM.
AND YOU STARTED TO FALL.

AND INSTEAD OF
TAKING THE SPOT, LARRY
REACHED OUT TO CATCH YOU.

AND HE LET YOU WIN.
HE NEVER LET ANYBODY WIN.

THAT'S WHEN I KNEW
HE WAS HEAD-OVER-HEELS.

YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT THEN ?

I THOUGHT,
"WHEW, I HOPE SOMEDAY
I HAVE SOMEBODY...

WHO LOVES ME THAT MUCH."

I KNOW HE LOVES YOU.

I KNOW HE WOULD
KILL TIGERS FOR YOU.

♪♪

♪♪ [ Choir Sings
"Hallelujah Chorus" ]

[ Speaking Italian ]

OKEYDOKE, MR. CRONENWORTH.
LET'S JUST CHECK OUT
THIS BIG GUY RIGHT HERE.

[ Groaning ]
HE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

[ Cracking ]
AHH !

THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE
PROCEDURE. WON'T TAKE BUT
ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OR SO.

I'M JUST GONNA MAKE
A PLASTER MOLD
OF YOUR FOOT HERE.

LET'S SEE.
DWAYNE !
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.

LARRY, I'M PLASTERING
A FOOT HERE. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
EXCUSE ME. WHERE'S FAITH ?

SHE'S GONE TO A TEACHER'S
CONFERENCE. GET OUT !
SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT KATE ?

- SHE TALKS ABOUT KATE
ALL THE TIME.
- I THINK THEY'RE TOGETHER.

WHAT ?
[ Whispering ]
KATE LEFT ME.

I GOT HOME AND THERE WAS A NOTE
SAYING, "I'M LEAVING. TAKE
THE CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER."

THAT'S IT.
NO EXPLANATION, NO NOTHIN'.
JESUS. WHAT HAPPENED ?

SHE'S BEEN ACTING
KIND OF WEIRD LATELY.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING.

BABBLING ON AND ON ABOUT
COMMUNICATION, LIKE I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE.

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS WOMAN ?
[ Crack ]
AHH !

SORRY, MR. CRONENWORTH.
LARRY, WHAT DID YOU DO ?

NOTHIN'. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYIN' TO TELL YOU.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
FOOLING AROUND, HAVE YOU ?
OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT !

WHERE'D YOU EVER GET
A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THAT ?

I HAVE GOT TO
FINISH THIS FOOT MOLD.
I WILL CALL YOU TONIGHT--

- IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING,
LET ME KNOW. GOOD LUCK, SIR.
- JUST GET OUT.

IT'S JUST MY FUTURE
BROTHER-IN-LAW.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. OH, THIS IS
GOING TO BE A VERY NICE MOLD.
[ Yelling ]

♪♪ [ Man Singing
In Italian ]

TAXI ! TAXI.
[ Horn Honking ]

COME ON. GET IN.
I GOT IT.
GO, GO, GO, GO.

I, UH, UH--
MONASTIERI.
[ Driver Responds in Italian ]

MONASTIERI.
IT'S NOT A MONASTERY.
IT'S A STORE.

NO PRIESTS.
YOU KNOW WHERE
THAT IS, SIR ?
SI.

[ Faith ] HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
I'M JUST ASKING
TO MAKE SURE.

[ Kate ] I DON'T KNOW WHY
WE HAD TO RETURN THE RENTAL CAR.
I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT.

[ Faith ] WE HAD TO
RETURN THE RENTAL CAR
'CAUSE YOU HAD US LOST.

[ Driver Speaking Italian ]
[ Kate ]
WHAT ?

[ Faith ]
WE'RE HERE ALREADY ?
[ Kate ]
I TOLD YOU WE WERE CLOSE.

[ Faith ]
SOME TRIP.
[ Kate ] DON'T TIP HIM.

[ Indistinct Chatter ]

HI.
BUON GIORNO.

PARLA INGLESE ?
SI, UN POCHINO.

OH, GOOD. UM, I'M LOOKING
FOR A WOMAN NAMED ANNA.

I AM ANNA.
ANNA !

OH, MY-- HI. I'M FAITH.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY
I AM TO MEET YOU.

SEE, I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMEBODY,
KATE.

AND I WAS HOPING
SOMEONE HERE-- WELL, YOU--
MIGHT KNOW HIM.

DAMON BRADLEY ?

DAMON BRADLEY ?

SI.
YOU KNOW HIM ?

- E UN PORCO, UNO STRONZO,
NON LO SO, CAZZO--
- SLOW DOWN. WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?

WHAT IS SHE SAYING ?
SOMETHING ABOUT A PIG.

[ Chattering In Italian ]

MAY I BE
OF ASSISTANCE ?

WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT ABOUT
SOMEBODY NAMED DAMON BRADLEY--
YES.

COULD YOU ASK HER
IF SHE KNOWS WHERE
WE COULD FIND HIM ?

[ Speaking Italian ]

HE CALLED HER FROM VENICE,
AND HE THINKS THAT SHE'S
GOING TO MEET HIM...

AT GALEASSI RISTORANTE
TONIGHT AT PIAZZA
SANTA MARIA TRASTEVERE.

MA COL CAZZO CHE CI VADO !

BUT, UH, SHE HAS
A PRIOR COMMITMENT.

[ Squealing ]
YES ! THANK YOU.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANKS.

YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
A PLACE TO STAY, NO ?

- YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT--
- PERHAPS I CAN HELP.

I AM GIOVANNI.
OH.

HI.
KATE.
YOU ARE ?

KATE. I KNOW A PENSIONE.
BELLISSIMA, AND
IT'S VERY CLOSE.
REALLY ?

- KATE. LET'S GO.
- WHAT ? FAITH !

WHAT ?

I'M TIRED. I'M HUNG OVER.
I HAVEN'T EATEN OR SLEPT
FOR TWO DAYS.

SO BACK OFF.
I WANT A ROOM.

YOU WERE SAYING ?
OH, IT'S THIS BEAUTIFUL
PENSIONE. I WILL TAKE YOU.

IT'S ABOUT TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
WELL, THANK YOU.

BELLA, NO ?
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

MARCELLO, SENTI.

IT'S LIKE
THE TREVI FOUNTAIN.

MI DATE UNA STANZA
CON VISTA...

PER QUESTE
DUE AMICHE AMERICANE.

[ Indistinct ]
CIAO.

LISTEN, KATE.
I MUST LEAVE TOWN FOR TWO DAYS.

I MUST GO TO MY OTHER SHOP
IN MILANO. IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE.

BUT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
I RETURN,

AND I HOPE YOU'LL
STILL BE HERE, HMM ?

CIAO.
CIAO.
EXCUSE ME.

[ Man On Radio ]
E LA GIORNATA IDEALE
PER ANDARE A FARE...

UNA BELLA SCAMPAGNATA
FUORI PORTA,

E NOI VI ACCOMPAGNAMO
CON UNO DEI MAGGIORI SUCCESSI
DAL PIU RECENTE...

DI EROS RAMAZZOTTI.

♪♪ [ Ramazzotti Singing ]

FAITH,
WHATEVER HAPPENS TONIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

[ Chattering ]

WHY COULDN'T WE JUST
HAVE ARRANGED MARRIAGES
IN AMERICA ?

AT LEAST YOU COULD SPEND THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE BLAMING YOUR
PARENTS INSTEAD OF YOURSELF.

BUONA SERA.
TAVOLA PER DUE ?
PREGO.

SI.

CHE PREFERITE ?
SI.

VINO ?
PER DUE ?
SI.

BIANCO O ROSSO ?
SI, SI.

ROSSO ?
SI.

OKAY.
OKAY.

GO ON UP THERE.
ASK THE MAITRE D' IF
HE'S HERE, AND I'LL WAIT.

THERE HE IS.
GO ASK HIM. GO ON.
[ Clicking Tongue ]

I WILL. I WANTED TO SEE
IF MAYBE HE'D NOTICE ME FIRST.

WHAT ?
I WANTED TO SEE IF
MAYBE HE'D NOTICE ME--

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING
SINCE YOU WERE A KID
TO MEET THIS GUY.

THIS ISN'T THE TIME
TO PLAY HARD-TO-GET.

- COULD YOU GO ASK ?
- ME ?

OH, ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOIN', I'M GOIN'.

I'M GONNA GO.
ALL RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY.

OKAY ?
HE'S HERE.

- IT'S HIM ?
- TAKE IT EASY. HE'S
RIGHT INSIDE BY THE DOOR.

YEAH ?
RIGHT INSIDE.
BACK TO US. NAVY JACKET.

IF YOU TURN AROUND NOW,

YOU CAN SEE PART
OF HIS LEFT ELBOW.

OH, I CAN SEE HIS SLEEVE !

VERY EXCITING. PROGRESS.
GOOD. THIS IS GOOD.

I GUESS I SHOULD JUST
GO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

YOU'VE TRAVELED 4,000 MILES.
WHAT'S 15 MORE FEET, RIGHT ?

THIS IS IT.

[ Muttering ]

- [ Faith Shrieking ]
- UH-OH.

[ Chattering ]

SORRY.

[ Gasps ]
KATE !

♪ BUONA SERA, BUONA SERA ♪♪

[ Chattering ]

OW !
AMMAZZATE,
QUANTO SEI BONA !

ATTENTO, MA CHE MODI.

SIGNORA !
ATTENTO !

LA SUA SCARPA !

ATTENZIONE, SIGNORA !

♪♪ [ Finale ]
[ Applause ]

WHAT HAPPENED ?
ARE YOU OKAY ?

WHERE'S YOUR SHOE ?
I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S OKAY.
SIT DOWN.

EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T
TRY, RIGHT ?
RIGHT.

OKAY.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT ?

WE RENT A TRUCK
OR A CAR--
EITHER ONE--

AND WE SET UP
A LOUDSPEAKER,

AND WE DRIVE THROUGH
THE SURROUNDING AREAS
AND WE PAGE HIM.

SCUSE, CINDERELLA,
E SUA QUESTA SCARPA ?

OH. YES. SI.
OH, HOW NICE.

OH, AMERICANS.
ALLOW ME.

THANK YOU.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

THAT'S KIND OF SWEET, HUH ?

I MEANT ABOUT MY IDEA.

OH. WELL, I THINK
IT'S TIME WE GOT
SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.

LIKE A DETECTIVE.
LIKE A PSYCHIATRIST.

HOW'S A PSYCHIATRIST
GOING TO FIND HIM ?
OH, DEAR.

THANK YOU.

VERY MUCH.

- EIGHT-B ?
- YES, EXACTLY.
HOW'D YOU KNOW ?

WELL, IT'S MY LIFE, YOU KNOW.
IN THE SHOE BIZ, THE FOOT
IS OUR NAKED CANVAS.

I COULD TELL YOU
SOME THINGS.
FOR INSTANCE,

THIS IS A STEPHANE KELIAN
KNOCK-OFF MADE IN JERSEY.

I KNOW THE FAMILY.
GOOD QUALITY CONTROL.

IT'S IMPETUOUS,
FUN, ELEGANT.

NOT MUCH FOR CROSS-TRAINING.

AND I HOPE IT BRINGS YOU
TO WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE
RUNNING AFTER JUST NOW.

- HER DESTINY.
- OH, TROVARE IL TUO DESTINO.

- FIND YOUR DESTINY.
HAVE YOU FOUND IT YET ?
- EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE TO GO BUY A BOOK AND
LOOK UP EVERY HOTEL IN ROME.
OKAY. EXCUSE US.

WHAT'S WITH YOUR FRIEND ?
IS SHE OKAY ?
OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S LOOKING FOR
THE MAN OF HER DREAMS.
HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.

SHE'S NEVER MET HIM,
NEVER LAID EYES ON HIM.
IF YOU CONSIDER THAT ALL RIGHT.

HUH. IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS, BUT
IF SHE'S NEVER MET HIM,

HOW DOES SHE KNOW
HE'S PERFECT FOR HER ?

I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S SOME KIND OF
CELEBRITY, RIGHT ?

NO, NO.
IS HE LIKE A HERO,
MENTOR TYPE THING ?

NO, SHE GOT HIS NAME
OFF A OUIJA BOARD
WHEN SHE WAS 11.

OKAY, LET'S GET TO A PHONE.
WILL YOU BE STAYING
IN ROME LONG ?

TAXI !
I BETTER COME WITH YOU.
I SPEAK A LITTLE ITALIAN.

I GOT A FRIEND AT THE EMBASSY.
I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
NO, THIS IS A PERSONAL MATTER.

WHAT'S HIS NAME ?
I'LL LOOK INTO IT.
IT'S NICE OF YOU TO OFFER--

WHY WON'T YOU
JUST TELL ME HIS NAME ?
DAMON BRADLEY.

I'M DAMON BRADLEY.

YOU'RE--

WHAT ?

THAT'S A FIRST.
UH, UH, GOT A MINUTE ?

WHAT WERE YOU
GOING TO SAY ?

NO, WHAT WERE YOU
GOING TO SAY ?
I-I DON'T KNOW. I FORGET.

HERE. UM--
OH, I KNOW.
ARE YOU TOO COOL ?

NO, NO,
I'M PERFECT.
OKAY.

UH, IT'S PERFECT.
[ Chuckling ]

ARE YOU ?
WHAT ?

TOO COOL.
TOO COOL ?
NO, I'M FINE.

UNA ROSA ?
OH. QUANTO E ?

DUE MILA.
DUE MILA ?

YOU DON'T--
E TROPPO.
TI DO SOLO TRE MILA.

NO DUE. TRE MILA.
GRAZIE.

GRAZIE MILLE.
CHE DIO VI BENEDICA.

THANK YOU.
THAT WAS A BLESSING.

WHAT ?
SHE GAVE US A BLESSING.

AN ITALIAN
GYPSY BLESSING.

ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW--
ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW--

YOU'RE TOO PRETTY,
AND I'M TOO NERVOUS.
I CAN'T EVEN--
OH... YEAH--

WHAT ?
YOU'RE PINCHING ME.

I WANT TO SEE.
YOU ARE HERE.
YES, I'M HERE.

AND VERY REAL.
AND VERY REAL.

GOD, WHAT AM I
TRYING TO THINK OF ?
THERE'S THIS POEM, BY, UH--

GOETHE ? YEAH, GOETHE.
AND IT'S ABOUT TWO PEOPLE
WHO COME FROM DIFFERENT PLACES,

BUT THEY HEAR
THE SAME BIRDS SINGING.

"PERHAPS THE SAME BIRD
ECHOED THROUGH BOTH OF US
YESTERDAY,

SEPARATE,
IN THE EVENING."

THAT'S IT.
EXACTLY.

WOW.

YEAH. IT WAS RILKE.

RILKE.
OH.
MMM.

WELL, SAME COUNTRY.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ?

I COULD TELL YOU SOME THINGS.

♪♪ [ "Some Enchanted Evening" ]

♪ SOME ENCHANTED EVENING ♪

♪ YOU WILL SEE A STRANGER ♪

♪ YOU WILL SEE A STRANGER ♪

♪ ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM ♪♪

I LOVE TREES.

I COULD JUST DO NOTHING
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE--
JUST GROW TREES.

YOU KNOW, THE ANCIENTS BELIEVED
THAT GODS DWELLED IN THEM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT ?

MMM. MAYBE THEY'RE
WATCHING US NOW.

[ Damon ] DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE ? NO ?
NO.

YOU'RE AT LA BOCCA
DELLA VERITA. OOH.

LA BOCCA
DELLA VERITA ?
THE MOUTH OF...

[ Together ]
TRUTH.

[ Imitating Gregory Peck ]
SHH. GREGORY PECK.
ROMAN HOLIDAY.

[ Damon As Peck ]
"LEGEND HAS IT..."

[ Imitating Peck ]
"...THAT IF YOU
TELL IT A LIE,

AND YOU PUT
YOUR HAND IN THERE,"

"IT WILL BE
BITTEN... OFF."

AND THEN AUDREY HEPBURN SAYS,
"OH, WHAT A HORRIBLE IDEA."

AND GREGORY PECK SAYS,
"LET'S SEE YOU DO IT."

[ Imitating Peck ]
YES.

LET'S SEE YOU DO IT.

"LET'S DO IT TOGETHER."

[ Both Gasp ]

HELLO.

[ Sighing ]

I WAS BORN
TO KISS YOU.

MM.
MM.

[ Sighing ]

THERE'S--
OH.

OH, GOD.
THERE'S--

[ Both Moan ]

THERE'S--
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD
TELL ME THAT WOULD CHANGE
THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

OHHH.

AHH.
I'M ENGAGED.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
MARRIED IN NINE DAYS.

HO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !
EXCEPT POSSIBLY THAT.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ?

YOU'RE, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE WHAT ?
HE'S A FRIEND OF YOURS.

WHAT IS A FR--
IT'S DWAYNE.

DW-- DWAYNE !

THAT'S HOW I KNEW
YOU WERE HERE.

IT WAS ME ON THE PHONE
FROM THE AIRPORT.

BUT I THOUGHT
I'D NEVER FIND YOU.

I UNDERSTAND.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
[ Moaning ]

IT'S OKAY.
[ Sighs ]

I GOTTA--

I GOTTA CALL HIM.
NO, NO.

TH-THAT'S NOT SUCH
A GOOD IDEA.

DON'T CALL HIM.
I GOTTA CALL HIM.

NO. UH-UH.
TRUST ME. TRUST ME.
I GOTTA CALL HIM.

I GOTTA, I GOTTA, I GOTTA.

[ Sighs ]
ARE YOU SURE ?

OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE
OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

- [ Takes A Deep Breath ]
- WAIT, WAIT.

OH, OKAY.

[ Exhaling ]

[ Clears Throat ]
WANT MORE CHAMPAGNE ?
UH-UH.

OKAY.
OH, GOD.

[ Exhaling ]
WHAT ? OH.
[ Chuckles ]

I HAVE TO USE THE PHONE.

MM. CAN I USE THE PHONE ?

NO, NO,
N-NOT RIGHT AWAY.

NO ? [ Giggles ]

LOOK.

I HAVE A CONFESSION
TO MAKE TOO.

YEAH ? YEAH.

YOU CAN TELL ME.
ARE YOU SURE ?

YEAH. WE FOUND
EACH OTHER, DIDN'T WE ?
YEAH.

[ Sighing ]

SO THIS IS OUR DESTINY.
SO YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.

OKAY. OKAY, UM--

IT'S JUST THAT--

THE THING IS,
I'M NOT EXACTLY--

OH. YEAH ? MM-HMM.
I MEAN, ONLY IN
THE MOST LITERAL SENSE--

I'M NOT DAMON BRADLEY.

WHAT ?
MY NAME'S NOT DAMON BRADLEY.

I JUST TOLD YOU
IT WAS DAMON.
WH-WHAT IS IT ?

IT'S PETER WRIGHT.
OH !

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE VERY UPSET.
THAT'S NATURAL. THAT'S OKAY.

I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY !

EVERYTHING ELSE IS TRUE.
I SWEAR TO GOD.

I'M FROM BOSTON,
I'M SINGLE,
I LOVE TREES.

MEA CULPA. I LIED
ABOUT ONE LITTLE THING !

YOU CALL YOUR IDENTITY
ONE LITTLE THING ?
GET OUT OF MY WAY !

YOU SAID WHATEVER IT WAS,
YOU'D UNDERSTAND. NOW YOU--

THAT WAS BEFORE
I KNEW WHAT IT WAS !

COME ON.
LOOK.
OPEN.

LET'S CALM DOWN, OKAY ?
LET'S PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE.
JESUS !

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
GONNA LET A FEW LETTERS
OF THE ALPHABET KEEP US APART !

IT IS A DETAIL !
CALL ME DAMON.

IT'LL BE A NICKNAME.
HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME ?

BECAUSE I'M
IN LOVE WITH YOU !

AH ! WHAT KIND
OF AN EXCUSE IS THAT ?

[ Kate ]
SOCIOPATHS.

THEY FIND OUT
WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO BE
AND THEN THEY ACT THAT WAY.

YEAH, BUT HOW
COULD HE KNOW ?
HE ONLY JUST MET ME.

MEN HAVE WAYS.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW. HERE.

[ Sobbing,
Sniffling ]

YOU KNOW WHAT
MY THEORY IS, FAITH ?

MEN SHOULD ALL GET TEAM JERSEYS.
ON THE FRONT THEY CAN WRITE
"LIARS."

AND ON THE BACK, THEIR NAME.
THEIR REAL ONE.

[ Chuckles,
Sniffles ]

YEAH.

LOOK AT ME, FAITH.
I MARRIED A LIAR.

WHY ?
'CAUSE I MARRIED A MAN.

[ Sighs ]

I FIORI, ECCOLI.
QUESTI, QUESTI, QUESTI.
QUESTI.

NO QUESTI. SI.
UN GRANDE PROBLEMA
CON LA BELLA DONNA.

CHI NON HA PROBLEMI
CON LE DONNE ?
PAZZO PER LA BELLA DONNA.

NO QUESTI, NO QUESTI.
HERE, THROW THESE IN.

AH, BELLISSIMI !

ECCOLI. ADESSO LE FACCIO
UN BOUQUET MERAVIGLIOSO.

MARCELLO, VADO A PORTARE
IL CAPPUCCINO
ALL'AMERICANA, EH ?

VA BENE. VAI.
[ Kissing Sound ]

ECCO QUA, ALLORA.
CAPPUCCINO E CORNETTO CALDO.

GRAZIE.

SO, YOU'RE SAYING
YOU THINK I SHOULD
CALL HIM, HUH ?

IT'S-A YOUR HUSBAND, NO ?
YES.

BUT, UM, HE WAS
HAVING AN AFFAIR.

HMM.

NO, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND. HE WAS
SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

AH.

HE WAS HAVING SEX
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

SEX.

SHE WAS-A
YOUR BEST FRIEND, EH ?

NO, SHE WASN'T
MY BEST FRIEND.
YOUR SISTER ?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

HIS FIRST WIFE ?

NO, NO ONE LIKE THAT.
NOT A FRIEND OR A RELATIVE
OR ANYTHING.

SOME WOMAN I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER MET HER
OR ANYTHING.

MA ALLORA,
CI HAI UN MARITO
PROPRIO BRAVO,

BRAVO E DISCRETO.

MOLTO BRAVO.

MOLTO BRAVO ?

[ Thunderclap ]

HEY, MARTY !
WAIT UP ! HO !

ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE SOUTH SIDE.

I GOT IT.
DON'T GET UP ON THAT ROOF
'TIL IT STOPS RAINING.

RIGHT.
SHOULD LET UP
ANY MINUTE NOW.

[ Phone Ringing]

OH, HELL. THE PHONE !

[ Ringing ]

YEAH, IT'S RAINING.

LARRY'S ROOFING.

HELLO.

KATE ?

KATE, IS THAT YOU ?

KATE,
WHERE ARE YOU ?

KATE, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT ?

[ Click ]
HEL--

[ Dial Tone ]

[ Thunderclap ]

HELLO. YES. COULD I GET
THE LONG-DISTANCE OPERATOR
AGAIN, PLEA--

[ Knock At Door ]
FORGET IT. FORGET IT.

[ Knocking ]
COMING, COMING, COMING.

I JUST WANTED--
HI. IS SHE HERE ?
NO.

YOU GOTTA TALK TO HER.
I WAS JUST
ON MY WAY OUT.

NO. WE CAN
WORK THIS OUT.
SHE OKAY ?

SHE'S FINE. SHE WENT TO GET
OUR AIRLINE TICKETS HOME.
[ Sighs ]

IS THIS A GENETIC THING ?
MEN'LL SAY ANYTHING
JUST TO GET LAID ?

NO, NOT FAIR, OKAY ?
A: I DIDN'T GET LAID.

B: THE REALITY IS, SOME
METAPHYSICAL WIRES HAVE
GOTTEN CROSSED SOMEWHERE.

I DON'T HAVE
THE RIGHT NAME,
BUT I AM THE GUY.

I KNOW IT. PLEASE,
DO NOT LET HER GO.

WELL, SHE'S GOING,
AND SHE'S GONNA MARRY
THE PODIATRIST.

PODIATRIST ?
THAT'S DEEP.
YEAH. HOW COULD
YOU LIE TO HER ?

IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
I LITERALLY HAD TO.

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
I KNEW HOW TO STOP HER.

IF I DIDN'T, I WOULD
NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

WELL, A LIE'S A LIE.
WILL YOU PLEASE,
PLEASE-- PLEASE ?

WILL YOU SIT DOWN
FOR ONE SECOND ?

PLEASE ?

THANK YOU.
MM-HMM.

I AM NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE IN ROME.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BOSTON,
LEADING A REALLY BORING LIFE,

WORKING MY CAN OFF FOR MY BOSS
SO HE CAN SPEND HALF THE DAY
IN THE GYM.

BUT I'M HERE.

AND HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED
TO GET MEASLES.

MEASLES AT
43 YEARS OF AGE !

BUT HE DID,
SO THEY SENT ME,

A GUY WHO'S NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE,
EXCEPT MAYBE LIKE MAZATLAN
FOR SPRING BREAK.

AND SOMEONE GAVE ME
A LITTLE ITALIAN PHRASE BOOK
BEFORE I LEFT.

AND I WAS NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE IN THE PIAZZA
THAT NIGHT, BUT I WAS.

I WENT TO SEE A MOVIE,
BUT IN MY OPINION,

WOODY ALLEN IS NOT FUNNY
WHEN IT'S DUBBED IN ITALIAN.

SO I LEFT, AND I WAS
JUST, YOU KNOW, WANDERING.
I WAS WANDERING.

I WAS WANDERING.
AND THEN--

BAM !
SOMEONE BUMPED INTO ME.

AND THEN I SAW HER.

I LOOKED INTO HER EYES AND
PUH, WOW, SOMETHING HAPPENED.

SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

SOMETHING SO...
FAMILIAR.

MANIA ?
[ Snorts ]
WHATEVER.

SHE FELL IN LOVE
WITH ME TOO,
BY THE WAY, OKAY ?

I SAID, "PLEASE, GOD,
GIVE ME A SIGN. GIVE ME
SOME WAY OF MAKING SURE...

"THAT THIS WOMAN DOES NOT GET
INTO THAT CAB AND DISAPPEAR
FROM MY LIFE FOREVER.

SHE'S THE ONE."

AND HE DID.
SHE TOLD ME THE NAME--

GRANTED, IT WASN'T MY NAME,
BUT IT WAS A START.

IF THAT'S NOT DESTINY,

THEN I DON'T KNOW...
ANYTHING.

THAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC.

IS IT A LIE ?
ARR ! COME ON !

IT IS A NAME, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
THIS WHOLE THING IS LUDICROUS.

YOU KNOW IT !
YOU KNOW SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND,
CHASING SOME GUY AROUND.

THIS GUY, BY THE WAY,
COULD HAPPEN TO BE
THE BIGGEST LOSER...

WHO HAS EVER WALKED
THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

HE COULD BE A GRUMP, A JERK,
A PERVERT, A CYNIC,

SOME GUY WHOSE MIND IS
INFESTED WITH DARK THOUGHTS.

HE COULD BE
A CRIMINAL.

HE COULD BE...
TRULY SICK.

REALISTICALLY, LIKE,
WHAT ARE THE ODDS...

THAT HE'S LIKE
SOME EXTRA-SUPER,
DOUBLE-TERRIFIC GUY ?

TEN BILLION TO ONE.

EXACTLY.
DO I HAVE AN ALLY ?
HMM.

KATE, I HAVE RETURNED.

FAITH'S FRIEND.
PETER. GIOVANNI.
PETER, GIOVANNI. HI.

COME STAI ?
BENE ?

I THOUGHT WE COULD
SEE ROMA TODAY, BUT IF
YOU ARE BUSY, I--

NO. NO, FAITH'S FRIEND.
LET'S GO.
HERE.
THANKS.

[ Giovanni ]
GOOD.

AND, UH,
MY HUSBAND, LARRY,
HE'S A ROOFER.

ROOFING CONTRACTOR,
ACTUALLY.

SIGNORA.
SI. I MEAN,
THANK YOU.

AND, UH--
GRAZIE.
PREGO.

BEFORE THAT,
WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER,
HE PAINTED.

NOT HOUSES,
BUT PICTURES.
MM.

YEAH.
BUT, UH--

CAN'T RAISE A FAMILY
ON PAINTINGS.

GUESS YOU HAVE TO BE
GOING BACK TO WORK NOW, HUH ?

OH, NO.
IT'S SIESTA.

OH.

WELL, YOU SEE, AT HOME,
ONLY THE KIDS TAKE NAPS
IN THE AFTERNOON.

ADULTS GO
STRAIGHT THROUGH.

ME, I DON'T EVEN, UH, DON'T
EVEN LIE DOWN [ Chuckles ]
AT ALL DURING THE DAY.

YES. IN AMERICA,
YOU CARE FOR WORK.

YOU LIVE TO WORK.
YOU STOP FOR NOTHING.

BUT IN ITALY,
WE CARE FOR FOOD,

FOR PLEASURE.

FOR LOVE.

AHEM.
BISCUIT ?
YES.

IT'S CRUNCHY.

MM. THANK YOU.

♪♪ [ Jazz ]
[ Announcer
Speaking In Italian ]

[ Announcer Continues
In Italian ]

I WAS ABLE TO GET US OUT
ON THE FIRST FLIGHT
TOMORROW MORNING.

EIGHT A.M.

EIGHT A.M. ?

SO SOON ?

WELL, THE SOONER
THE BETTER.

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT
THIS WHOLE THING
FROM THE BEGINNING.

STUPID.
CHASING A NAME.

I HAD TO TRY.
WHAT ABOUT PETER ?

PETER ? WELL,
HE WAS A MISTAKE.
YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW. THOUGHT HE
WAS KIND OF FUN, HUH ?

HE WAS ECCENTRIC AT BEST,
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

- YOU MEAN LIKE YOUR WAY ?
- YEAH.

NO-- VERY FUNNY.

WHAT ?

YOU'RE CRAZY ABOUT HIM.

- I AM NOT.
- YOU ARE TOO.

I HATE HIM.

HATE ? THAT'S A PRETTY STRONG
RESPONSE FOR SOMEONE YOU SAID
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE.

I HATED WHAT HE DID.

WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT I TOLD HIM WHEN HE
DROPPED OFF THE FLOWERS.

YOU-- YOU TOLD HIM
THAT I HATED HIM ?

CAN'T STAND HIM, HUH ?

[ Loud Whistle ]

[ Whistling ]

HEY, KATARINA.
LA BELLA ITALIA.
SHE'S WAITING.

LET'S GO.
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

BETTER START PACKING.
OUR CAB'S COMING
AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

HE PROMISED TO TAKE ME
ON A TOUR OF THE FOUNTAINS.

[ Coughs ]
BUT, UH, I'LL STAY.

I'M NOT GONNA GO.
IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY,
I'LL STAY.

HE KNOWS I'M MARRIED.
I'LL BE BACK BEFORE DAWN.

[ Giovanni ]
THE 16th CENTURY
EXALTED THE HUMAN FIGURE.

IT WAS THEIR WAY
OF GLORIFYING
THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

BUT, UH, IT'S
AN ANCIENT PREOCCUPATION.

YOU SEE,
THE FEMALE BODY...

HAS ALWAYS BEEN
THE... ESSENCE,

THE MYSTERY
OF HUMAN LIFE.

SO, SOMEDAY
I'LL VISIT YOU
IN PITTSBURGH,

AND YOU'LL SHOW ME
ALL HER BEAUTIES, HMM ?

OH, MARCELLO.

I'M GOING TO NEED A TAXI
TOMORROW MORNING AT 6:30
TO GO TO THE AIRPORT. OKAY ?

OKAY.
OKAY. THANK YOU.

AH, SIGNORINA FAITH.
YES ?

UH, PETER WRIGHT
LEFT MESSAGES FOR YOU.

HE CALLS ALL THE TIME.
OH, NO, NO.
NO PHONE CALLS FOR ME.

THANK YOU.

[ Bucket Clanking ]
OW ! OOOH ! OOOH !

YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE.

I KNOW I STUBBED MY TOE.

WELL ?

GO AWAY.
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A SIGN ?

OH ! A SIGN.
IT'S OBVIOUS.

HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR. PAIN IS
YOUR BODY'S WAY OF TELLING
YOU SOMETHING'S WRONG.

YOUR TOE'S
TRYING TO TELL YOU
NOT TO MARRY DWAYNE.

MY TOE IS TELLING ME
I'VE BEEN HURT BY
A SHOE SALESMAN.

[ Sighs ]
WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT ?

WHAT ABOUT
YOU'RE A LIAR ?
WHAT ABOUT
"I WAS BORN TO KISS YOU" ?

WHAT ABOUT--
D-DON'T YOU
HAVE TO WORK ?

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
A SHOE SALESMAN.
I DON'T KNOW.

THE TRUTH IS, YOU CAME HERE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
AND YOU FOUND IT.

IT'S RIGHT IN BACK OF YOU.
NOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED.
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP
LAST NIGHT.
PETER, STOP.

LAST NIGHT
WAS AN ILLUSION.

YOU WEREN'T
WHO YOU SAID YOU WERE.

SO I WASN'T
WHO I THOUGHT I WAS.

SO NEITHER OF US
WERE THERE.
IT WASN'T REAL.

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
MM.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.
WELL, GET TO KNOW ME.

WE'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE.
YES, WE ARE.

DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY
ON SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE.

WHO SAYS
I DON'T LOVE HIM ?

UH, ALL RIGHT.

GO HOME AND MARRY
YOUR PODIATRIST.

I HOPE YOU'LL BE
VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.

[ Sighs ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Bell Tolling ]

SIGNORINA ?
ARRIVEDERCI.
[ Indistinct Italian ]

[ Kate ]
OH, I'M SORRY.

[ Speaking Italian ]

[ Kate ]
SI. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
ARRIVEDERCI.

ARRIVEDERCI.
ARRIVEDERCI !

FAITH ! FAITH !

YO ! FAITH !

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT !

WAIT ! YOU CAN'T GO !
FERMA ! FERMA !

NO.
WHY CAN'T I GO ?

[ Whispering ]
GO. GO.
BECAUSE I FOUND HIM.

STOP THE CAR.

- [ Tires Screeching ]
- WHOA ! I'M OKAY.

I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
FOR SOME REASON, I WAS A WRECK.

SO I WENT TO
THAT RESTAURANT,
LA GALEASSI. HERE.

YOU WANT ME TO
TAKE THAT FOR YOU ?
THANK YOU.

I HAD A CHOCOLATE GELATO
AND TALKED TO THE WAITER.

I ASKED A COUPLE QUESTIONS.
TURNS OUT HE KNEW--
I'LL GET IT.

HE KNEW THE NAME
OF DAMON'S HOTEL.

SO--
NO, IT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE KIDDING.

SO, I CALL THE HOTEL.
THEY SAY, "NO, HE LEFT
YESTERDAY."

BUT, APPARENTLY, HE COMES HERE
EVERY YEAR AND HE ALWAYS
FOLLOWS THE SAME ROUTE.

HE ALWAYS GOES FROM ROME
DOWN THE COAST TO
LA SIRENUSE HOTEL IN POSITANO.

WHERE'S
POSITANO ?

IT'S THREE HOURS SOUTH.
DID I DO THE RIGHT THING ?

OH, THIS IS GREAT.
WE CAN CALL GIOVANNI.
WHAT ?

HE CAN DRIVE US.
HE'S GOT A CAR.
THAT'S PERFECT.

WE CAN GO TOGETHER.
DID I DO THE RIGHT THING ?
IT'S PERFECT.

I DID THE RIGHT THING.
SHE WON'T SAY IT.
YOU DID.

[ Sighs ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ?
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE.

[ Giovanni ]
KATE, LOOK DOWN THERE.
MAGNIFICO !

OH, GOD.

[ Bells Jingling ]

[ Bleating ]

AHHH !

[ Shouting In Italian ]

[ Kate ]
OH, IS IT OVER ?

WHERE'S THE GUY
WITH THE CHECKERED FLAG ?
BUON GIORNO.

[ Giovanni ]
BUON GIORNO.
BENVENUTO.

OH, MY GOD.
FAITH, JOAN COLLINS
STAYED HERE.

[ Man ] BUON GIORNO.
[ Giovanni ]
BUON GIORNO.

GRAZIE. MI CHIAMO
GIOVANNI MARTINO.

HO RISERVATO DUE STANZE,
UNA PER ME E IL SIGNOR WRIGHT,

UN'ALTRA PER LA SIGNORINA
CORVATCH E SUA SORELLA.

ESATTO, SI.
SENTA,

IL SIGNOR DAMON BRADLEY
E IN CAMERA SUA?

DAMON BRADLEY, NO.
E IN PISCINA.

[ Giovanni ]
AH. E COME
LO RICONOSCO ?

[ Man ] LO PUO RICONOSCERE
FACILMENTE PERCHE CI HA...

UN MEDAGLIONE
LEGATO AL COLLO.

AH. GRAZIE.
PREGO.

WELL... RIGHT NOW,
HE'S BY THE POOL.

AND HE SAYS HE WEARS
A GOLD MEDALLION.

[ Giovanni ] WELL ?
WANNA GO
CHECK OUT THE POOL ?

UH-HUH.

[ Giovanni ]
LET'S GO.
THIS WAY.

[ Giovanni ]
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL ?

BELLISSIMO.

[ Whispering ]
I HATE MEN
THAT WEAR JEWELRY.

[ Guests Chattering ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Kate ]
THAT'S DAMON BRADLEY ?

[ Purrs ]
[ Chuckles ]

- AREN'T YOU GONNA GO
INTRODUCE YOURSELF ?
- OF COURSE.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO IT ?
NO.

GOOD LUCK.

[ Sighs ]

HELLO.

YOU'RE IN MY SUN.

OH, I'M SORRY. I--

[ Giggles ]
I THOUGHT I--

DAMON ! DAMON,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
CIAO.

[ Damon ]
CIAO, AMANDA.
A DOMANI.

HELLO.

[ Sighs, Groans ]
UH, DAMON ?

UH-HUH.
D-D-DAMON BRADLEY ?

THAT'S ME.

BEAUTIFUL... PLACE.

OH, YOU KNOW,
IT SURE IS.

YEAH.

[ Giggles ]
UH, BEEN HERE LONG ?

SINCE YESTERDAY.
MM-HMM.

YEAH, I JUST GOT HERE TOO.
WELL, NOT YESTERDAY.
JUST NOW. JUST TODAY.

I JUST GOT HERE
WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW.
MY BROTHER'S WIFE.

RIGHT.
WIFE. YES.

SO, I'M SURE
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
OH, I HOPE SO.

YOU KNOW, UM--

I WAS WONDERING, UH--

DO YOU HAVE DINNER PLANS ?

NOT EXACTLY.

WOULD YOU BE WILLING
TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME ?

SURE.

REALLY ?

[ Women ]
CIAO, DAMON.
CIAO, DAMON.
CIAO.

HMM ?
OH, UM, WHERE ?

YOU KNOW THIS RESTAURANT
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS ?

IT'S CALLED IL CORVO
DE SERA-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER ?

OKAY.
OKAY.
IT'S GREAT.
8:30 ?

CORVO DE
SOMETHING.
SOUNDS GOOD ?

YOU GOT IT. GOOD.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:30
AT THE BOTTOM--

[ Clunk ]
OH ! [ Giggles ]
HEY, HEY.

WATCH YOUR STEP THERE.
YOU OKAY ?
I'M SORRY. IT'S OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
[ Giggling ]

- AREN'T YOU GONNA
TELL ME YOUR NAME ?
- OH, FAITH.

MY NAME IS FAITH.

SMOOTH.
VERY SMOOTH.

[ Larry ]
CORVATCH.
C-O-R-V-A-T-C-H.

THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH.

MY WIFE USED HER CARD YESTERDAY,
AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE AMOUNT SHE TOLD ME.

HUH ? NO, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE STATEMENT.
THAT'S WHY I'M CALLIN' YA.

[ Panting ]
ALL RIGHT. HEY, PETE !

TELL ROY TO SEND UP
SOME MORE SHINGLES.

HEY, ROY !
UH-HUH.

UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ?
FROM THE LA SIRENUSE HOTEL
IN POSITANI ?

WHERE'S POSITANI ?
IN MEXICO ? [ Chuckles ]

ITALY ?

MY WIFE'S IN ITALY !

WHAT THE HELL'S SHE DOIN'
IN ITALY ? SHE'S ONLY
BEEN GONE 48 HOURS.

HUH ? OH, I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
HAVE A NICE DAY, THEN.

MY WIFE'S IN ITALY.

WHAT THE HELL'S
SHE DOIN' IN ITALY ?

WHO'S IN ITALY ?

FELLAS, LOOK.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.

YOU FINISH UP
THIS JOB HERE AND...
YEAH.

DON'T HAVE TOO MANY BEERS
AT LUNCH, ALL RIGHT ?

MAKE SURE YOU QUIT
BY 4:00, ALL RIGHT ?

[ Crash ]
WHOA !
ALL RIGHT. I'M FINE !

[ Kate ]
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS SUNSET OUT HERE ?

LARRY WOULD LOVE
THESE ROOFTOPS, YOU KNOW ?

DID YOU SEE
HIS EYES ?

THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.
THEY WERE BROWN WITH
LITTLE FLECKS OF GREEN.

WASN'T HE NICE ?
HE'S REALLY NICE.

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK
GIOVANNI IS ?

NO MORE THAN WHAT, 40 ?

[ Knocking ]
COME IN.

BUONA SERA.
CIAO.
CIAO.

KATARINA.

THE STARS WILL BE
JEALOUS OF YOU TONIGHT.
YOU ARE A VISION.

THANKS. YOU CERTAINLY
KNOW HOW TO TALK.

ANDIAMO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY, CIAO.

HI.
BY THE WAY, I INVITE YOU ALL
ON YOUR LAST EVENING IN ITALY.

A FRIEND OF MINE HAS A YACHT.
YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE BALCONY.

I TOLD HIM I WOULD BRING
ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS TONIGHT.

SO YOU MUST ALL COME, HMM ?

YEAH, WE'D LOVE THAT.
FAITH ? YOU IN ?

ARRIVEDERCI. CIAO.
OKAY.

CIAO.
HAVE FUN.
[ Kate ]
CIAO.

CIAO. CIAO.

I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IN ANOTHER LIFE...

OR A PARALLEL UNIVERSE,
WE WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT.

IS THAT BETTER ?
OKAY. SORRY.
MM-HMM.
I HAVE TO GET READY.

OH, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT. SORRY.

SORRY. HERE.

WHAT IS IT ?
YOU'LL SEE.

SHOES !
YEAH.

THEY'RE BONE. IT'S A GOOD COLOR
FOR A DATE WITH DESTINY.

SHOULD BE-- AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THOSE EUROPEAN SIZES.

IT'S PERFECT.
IT SHOULD FIT LIKE A GLOVE.

THEY DO.
YEAH ?

GOOD.

WOULD YOU HAND ME MY DRESS ?
IT'S OVER ON THE WINDOW OVER--

AND MY EARRINGS ?
THOSE LITTLE MOON ONES. OH.
YEAH.

AND, UM, COULD YOU GET ME
MY LITTLE ANKLE CH--

THANKS.
HMM.

OH, YOU GOT THE PICTURES
BACK FROM THE... PLACE.

THIS ONE OF US
IS GREAT.

DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE
THAT THE--

OH, GOD.

HEY.
HEY !

OH. YOU LOOK GREAT.

THANK YOU.

PETER.

I JUST-- I WANNA
THANK YOU FOR MAKING
ALL THIS POSSIBLE.

SURE. IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.

I JUST-- I HOPE YOU FIND
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

MM-HMM.

♪♪ [ Humming
"Some Enchanted Evening" ]

[ Chuckles ]
PETER.

♪♪ [ Humming ]
STOP.
[ Gasps ]

OH, PETER, STOP.
I LOVE YOU.

NO MATTER WHAT
HAPPENS TONIGHT,
I LOVE YOU.

I HAVE TO GO.
YEAH.

IT'S PUMPKIN TIME.
MM-HMM.

[ Bell Tolling ]

[ Waves Crashing,
Bell Tolling ]

OH !

HI.
[ Chuckles ]

HI.
[ Sighs ]

WOW. YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE A GODDESS.

[ Sighs ]
YOU REALLY DO.

I MEAN, IT'S--
WHOA.

[ Faith ]
A LOT OF STEPS.

♪♪ [ Singing In Italian ]

♪♪

BUONA SERA.

BUONA SERA.
BUONA SERA.

PREGO.

WANT SOME WINE ?
YES.

DO YOU HAVE
A GOOD HOUSE RED ?
SI, CERTO.

COOL.

NOW, I, I KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA THINK
THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,

BUT I NOTICED YOU
AT THE POOL
EVEN BEFORE WE SPOKE.

I COULD SENSE
A CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US.

- REALLY ?
- TRULY.

♪♪ [ Singing
Continues ]

SO...

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I ASKED YOU TO DINNER.

NO, NOT REALLY.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

[ Laughs ]

[ Chuckles ]
RIGHT.

WHAT LOOKS GOOD ?
MMM.

THINK I'M GONNA
HAVE THE SCAMPI.

OH, YOU LIKE SHRIMP ?
I LIKE SHRIMP.

GET OUTTA TOWN.
COME ON !

PUT 'ER THERE.
[ Chuckles ]

MULTO COINCIDENCI.

[ Snorting Laugh ]

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN DESTINY ?

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN DESTINY ?

NON PARLO INGLESE.

UH--
COME SI DICE ?

LEI CREDE NEL DESTINO ?

DESTINO ?
SI.

TUTTO IL MONDO
CREDE NEL DESTINO.

E SCRITTO.

IT IS WRITTEN...

ON THE STARS.

CAPISCE ?
CAPISCE.

CAPISCE.

♪♪ [ Man Singing Rock 'N' Roll
In Italian ]

BUONA SERA, AH ?

♪♪ [ Rock 'N' Roll
Continues ]

THEN THERE'S MY SON KYLE.
HE'S IN THE THIRD GRADE.

HE'S REALLY THE SMART ONE.
MY OTHER SON IS VERY...
[ Gasps ]

"PHYSICAL," I GUESS,
WOULD BE THE TERM.

YOU THINK... I'M JUST
ONE OF THOSE MEN...

WHO TRIES TO SEDUCE
EVERY WOMAN HE MEETS ?

OH, I KNOW
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

DOES IT MATTER ?

♪♪ [ Rock 'N' Roll
Continues ]

I'VE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT ME.
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU.

ALL RIGHT.
WHAT KIND OF BOOKS
DO YOU LIKE...

AND, UH, MUSIC
DO YOU LISTEN TO ?

I LIKE ACTION FILMS.

UH-HUH.
MMM. AND I LIKE
VAN DAMME MOVIES...

AND I LOVE
MARTIAL ART FILMS.

MM-HMM ?
MM.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

[ Laughing ]

REALLY. YOU DON'T
LIKE OPERA.

I'M SURPRISED
TO HEAR THAT.

OH.

GIOVANNI, I'M SORRY.
WHAT ?

YOU'RE VERY KIND
AND VERY GENTLE,
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,

BUT I CAN'T DO THIS.

I'M MARRIED.

HEY. THAT MAKES ME
UNCOMFORTABLE.

OH, I'M SORRY.
HOW 'BOUT THAT ?
HEY, COME ON. STOP IT.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT ?
HEY, I SAID STOP !

OKAY.
HEY.
STOP IT !

HEY.
HEY.

[ Faith ]
PETER ! PETER !

[ Peter ]
I'LL KILL YOU !
UH-OH.

YOU CROSSED THE LINE,
YOU JERK !
YOU CROSSED THE LINE !

YOU BLEW IT
FROM THE GET-GO !
I DID YOU A FAVOR !

[ Peter ] I TOLD YOU
TO TURN HER OFF,
NOT TO MOLEST HER !

[ Damon ]
I WAS IMPROVISING ! OW !

ARE YOU--
ARE YOU NOT
DAMON BRADLEY ?

NO. I AM NOT DAMON BRADLEY.

LOOK, I'M REAL--
[ Spits ] GODDAMN IT !

[ Guests Gasping,
Murmuring ]
[ Gasps ]

I'M REALLY SORRY.
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
I'M SORRY IT WENT THIS FAR.

- SHUT UP, HARRY !
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH !
- YOU SHUT UP !

YOU'RE PROBABLY REALLY UPSET,
RIGHT ? LET ME EXPLAIN.

JUST BE
A LITTLE BIT RATIONAL.
RATIONAL !

HIT HIM ! GO !

FAITH ? FAITH ?
FAITH, STOP IT !
OW ! OW ! LET ME OUT !

PETER ! PETER !
FAITH, STOP IT !
FAITH !

PETER, COME ON.
OW !

OKAY. WHAT'S WITH
THE BALD GUY, HUH ?

FAITH, I CAN EXPLAIN !
GREAT !

OKAY, SLOW DOWN.
OH, GOD.

OH, DEAR. OH, MY.

[ Launch Motor Starting ]

FAITH, I WAS AFRAID
OF LOSING YOU !
[ Kate ] CAREFUL.

- [ Faith ] LET'S GO.
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND
OF PLANNING THIS TOOK ?
HOTELS, RESERVATIONS.

THIS WAS A MAJOR PRODUCTION.
I DID IT ALL FOR US !

OH, THANK YOU !
THANK YOU VERY MUCH !
I HOPE YOU'RE VERY HAPPY !

I DON'T BELIEVE
IN ANYTHING ANYMORE !
WHOA !

I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE MOON
OR THE STARS OR THE SUN...

OR DESTINY OR MAGIC
OR MEN !

WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO KEEP US TOGETHER ?

YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF !

YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME
WHEN I'M GONE !

YOU'RE NUTS ABOUT ME !
WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER !
PETER--

[ Guests Applauding ]
BRAVO !
BRAVO !

BRAVO !
BRAVO !

[ Kate Coughs ]

[ Panting ]
HAVEN'T THEY EVER
HEARD OF ESCALATORS ?

[ Puffing ]

FAITH... YOU DIDN'T MEAN
WHAT YOU SAID, DID YOU,

ABOUT NOT BELIEVING IN
THE STARS AND THE MOON ?

YOU ?
I--

I-I-I-I CAN'T.

I CAN'T NOW.

I'M SORRY
FOR DRAGGING YOU HERE.

NO, NO, NO.
DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

'CAUSE THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST WEEKEND
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

OH--
OH. OH.

I GUESS SOMETIMES LIFE
JUST DOESN'T TURN OUT
THE WAY WE IMAGINED IT.

[ Giovanni ]
LOOK AT THE STARS.

THEY COME OUT EVERY NIGHT.

TO ALMOST LOVE A WOMAN
AND THEN LOSE HER--

AH-HA.

ENJOY THE PAIN.

IT'S LIKE LOSING AT ROULETTE.
THERE'S THAT SWEET STING.

BRRR.

OH, JESUS, HARRY !

THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN.

AND SHE'S GONE.

[ Groaning ]

[ Sniffling ]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
YEAH.

YES.
CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING ?

NO, THANK YOU.

I JUST WOULD LIKE YOU
TO SEND THIS VERY QUICKLY.

[ Sniffling ]
YES.

OKAY.
UM--

I'M CALLING OFF MY WEDDING.

OH, NO. NO.

[ Concierge ]
SORRY.

[ Sobbing ]
NO. MI DISPIACE
MOLTISSIMO.

NON SI PREOCCUPA.
NON SI DEVE PREOCCUPARE.

I'LL SEND IT
IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS.

[ Whispering ]
JUST GO.

[ Scoffs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Muttering ]
[ Giovanni ]
PETER !

I WANNA--
[ Horn Honking ]

COME ON.
LET'S GO.

[ Engine Starts ]

OKAY.

KATE !

LARRY ?
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ?

WHAT AM I
DOIN' HERE ?

WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ?

OH, YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE
JUST TO ASK ME THAT ?

NO, I--

I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE
TO TELL YOU I--

I LOVE YOU AND I...

MISS YOU
AND I--

I'VE BEEN MISERABLE
WITHOUT YOU, KATY.

OH, LARRY,
I'VE MISSED YOU TOO.

OH, KATY.

OH...

[ Kate ]
SO, FAITH,
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY ?

I'M GONNA BE OKAY.
I WANT YOU GUYS
TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

DID YOU CALL MOM ?
YEAH.

DID YOU CALL DWAYNE ?
WHAT'D THEY SAY ?
YEAH.

LARRY.
JUST--
WHAT ?

FAITH, EVERYBODY
IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU,
YOU UNDERSTAND ?

I'M ALL RIGHT.
THANKS.
YOU GOT EVERYTHING ?

[ Muttering ]
FAITH ?

WHAT TIME
IS YOUR FLIGHT ?

YOU GOT YOUR PASSPORT ?
[ Faith ]
YEAH.

TICKET ?

[ Larry ]
I'M DAMON BRADLEY.

YOU'RE DAMON BRADLEY ?
NO, NO.

I MEAN OFF THE OUIJA BOARD,
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
THAT DAMON BRADLEY.

I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP.
I WAS PUSHING THE ARROW.

I WANTED TO GET
TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
YOU MADE THE WHOLE THING UP ?

DAMON BRADLEY
NEVER EXISTED ?
WELL, HE EXISTED.

HE WAS A KID I KNEW
FROM LITTLE LEAGUE.
HE WAS A JERK !

WHAT ABOUT
THE FORTUNE-TELLER ?
THAT FAT GYPSY WOMAN ?

SHH ! DON'T SAY THAT !
I SLIPPED HER TWO BUCKS.
THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE !

LARRY, THIS IS BAD.
YOU HAVE TO TELL FAITH.
NO.

SHE'LL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
SHE CALLED OFF HER WEDDING.

- BECAUSE SHE'S IN LOVE.
- WHY WOULD SHE CALL OFF HER
WEDDING IF SHE WAS IN LOVE ?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT DWAYNE.

IT'S NOT DWAYNE ?
WHO IS SHE IN LOVE WITH ?

[ Jet Engine Roaring ]

SPANISH ?
HOW'D YOU
KNOW THAT ?

IT'S VERY NICE SUEDE.
HOW MUCH YOU PAY FOR 'EM ?
THANK YOU.

EIGHTY-SEVEN-FIFTY.
AMERICAN.
AMERICAN ?

OH. COULD'VE DONE BETTER.
YEAH. I'LL GIVE YOU A CARD.
BETTER ?

[ P.A. Announcer
Speaking In Italian ]

PASSENGERS ON TWA FLIGHT
TO NEW YORK,

PREPARE TO BOARD
AT GATE NUMBER 10.

[ Second Announcement
In Italian ]

ALITALIA NONSTOP FLIGHT
TO BOSTON IS NOW BOARDING
AT GATE NUMBER 14.

MR. DAMON BRADLEY, PLEASE COME
TO THE INFORMATION DESK.

MR. DAMON BRADLEY, PLEASE COME
TO THE INFORMATION DESK.

IL SIGNOR DAMON BRADLEY
E PREGATO RECARSI
AL BANCO INFORMAZIONI.

I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
OH--

IL SIGNOR
DAMON BRADLEY.

EXCUSE ME !

OOPS.

[ Man ] OH !
EXCUSE ME.

[ People Shouting,
Indistinct ]

HI. I'M, UH,
DAMON BRADLEY.
HELLO.

OH, YES. YES, I HAVE A MESSAGE.
YOU HAVE A MESSAGE
FOR ME ?

UH, MADEMOISELLE PLANTARD
WILL MEET YOU DIRECTLY
AT YOUR HOTEL IN GENEVA.

AH. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ Desk Clerk ]
PREGO.

[ Suitcase
Hits Floor ]
SHALL WE ?

DAMON ?
HI, DAMON.
DAMON ?
YES ?

HI.
HI. I'M PETER.
THIS IS FAITH.

HI.

WE'RE A LITTLE BIT STRANGE.

SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
HER WHOLE LIFE.

BASICALLY, UM--
AS A MATTER OF FACT--

CAN I SAY IT ? SHE--
SHE THINKS THAT--
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.

YEAH.
ARE YOU MARRIED ?
[ Chuckles ]

NO.
OH ! GOOD.

WHEW ! OKAY.
YOU HAVE A GOOD JOB ?
OF COURSE.

NOW, WHO ARE YOU ?
I'M SORRY.
PETER, FAITH.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
HE'S AVAILABLE.

[ Peter ]
UM, THIS IS GOOD.

SEE, SHE THINKS THAT
YOU TWO ARE MEANT TO BE.

OH, REALLY ?
YEAH, YEAH.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,
I GUESS, ME, BECAUSE
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

I LOVE HER MORE
THAN SHE'LL EVER KNOW.

BUT--

[ Sighs ]
YOU'RE A LUCKY, LUCKY MAN.
YOU GOT THE RIGHT NAME.

[ Peter Sighs ]

GOOD-BYE, FAITH.

[ Sighs ]
I HOPE YOU WORK IT OUT.

UH--

HOPE WE WORK WHAT OUT ?

I--
WHAT'S GOING ON ?

HE LOVES ME.

WELL, I CAN SEE THAT.
I GUESS THE QUESTION IS,
DO YOU LOVE HIM ?

LAST CALL FOR FLIGHT 0641,
ALITALIA NONSTOP TO BOSTON.
WHAT ?

I SAID, THE QUESTION IS,
DO YOU LOVE HIM ?

[ Jet Engine Roaring ]
WHAT ?

DO YOU LOVE HIM ?

LAST CALL
FOR BOARDING.

I DO.

DAMON.

I-- I DO.

DAMON.

GOOD.

WELL, I HAVE A PLANE
TO GENEVA TO CATCH,

AND, UH...

YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH.

UM--

YEAH. UH--

IS THIS THE FLIGHT TO BOSTON ?
I HAVE TO GET ON THAT FLIGHT.
THE FLIGHT IS CLOSED.

EXCUSE ME ?
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE MAN THAT I LOVE
IS ON THAT PLANE.

ARE YOU SURE ?
YES ! I'M SURE !

PLEASE, CAN YOU HELP ME ?
PLEASE ? YOU UNDERSTAND,
DON'T YOU ?

AIUTIAMOLA.
DO YOU GOT
A TICKET ?

YES. YES.
THIS IS TO NEW YORK.

SI. SCUSA.
CHIEDO L'AUTORIZZAZIONE...

PER FAR SALIRE UN PASSEGGERO
ALL'ULTIMO MOMENTO.

MA CHI E ? COS'E ?

C'E QUI UNA CHE HE
UNA QUESTIONE D'AMORE.

ASSOLUTAMENTE BISOGNA
FARLA SALIRE.
SI, IL SUO RAGAZZO E SU.

[ Laughing ]
VA BE' !

SE E UNA STORIA D'AMORE.

[ Speaking Italian ]

OKAY.

SUO BIGLIETTO !
OH, MY GOD !

LET'S GO !

SIGNORINA ! SIGNORINA !

SIGNORINA ! SIGNORINA !

SIGNORINA,
SI FERMI !

IL VESTITO !
AUGURI, BELLA !

THANK YOU !

CIAO !
ARRIVEDERCI !

GOOD LUCK !
VIVA L'AMORE !

EVVIVA !
CIAO !

♪♪ [ "Once In A Lifetime"
Performed By Michael Bolton ]

♪ SOME PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES
IN COMPROMISE ♪

♪ AND HIDE THEIR DREAMS AWAY ♪

♪ SOME NEVER TAKE THE CHANCE
WITHIN THEIR HANDS ♪

♪ TO CLAIM THE PRIZE
THEY MAKE ♪

♪ WHEN FAITH
IS ALL YOU NEED ♪

♪ TO HOLD THE HAND
OF DESTINY ♪

♪ AND FIND THE LOVE
THAT'S MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ YOU FIND THE ONE
YOU REALLY LOVE ♪

♪ FOR NOW AND FOREVER ♪

♪ ONE LOVE THAT NEVER ENDS ♪

♪ OH, ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ WHEN EVERY STAR
THAT LIGHTS THE SKY ♪

♪ WILL SHINE WITH ONE REASON ♪

♪ LEADING YOUR HEART
TO THE ONE LOVE YOU FIND ♪

♪ JUST ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ IF YOU BELIEVE
IN THE POWER OF LOVE ♪

♪ THEN YOU BELIEVE
THAT DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ MAGIC WILL FILL YOUR HEART ♪

♪ WHEN THAT MOMENT
COMES ALONG ♪

♪ JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE ♪

♪♪

♪ ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ YOU FIND THE ONE
YOU REALLY LOVE ♪

♪ FOR NOW AND FOREVER ♪

♪ ONE LOVE THAT NEVER ENDS ♪

♪ YEAH, JUST ONE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ WHEN EVERY STAR
THAT LIGHTS THE SKY ♪

♪ WILL SHINE WITH ONE REASON ♪

♪ LEADING YOU HOME
TO THE ONE LOVE YOU FIND ♪

♪ JUST ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ JUST ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ OH ♪

♪ ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

♪ ONCE IN A LIFETIME ♪

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