All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S08E13

Previously on Below Deck Med. Dude, this
is f***ing awesome.

Do we have any deckhands available just
to carry things up? Where are the

deckhands? Mac, where are you guys?

Luke has been on boats long enough to
know that you can't just leave on anchor

watch. I'm not very happy.

Okay. He needs to stop being so blasé
about it. Never put three people down at

the same time. And you leave the boat.
Okay, bro. I need my break. Just split,

you know. Yeah, I know. I'm on your
bracket.

Yeah? I'm busy.

There's something not right with me
right now. We should get you to the

How's Anika?

It's a very scary place knowing that my
feelings for Luka is starting to grow.

Anything that's scared should be hung.

Everything. The tighter the better.

I feel like the interior has been
breaking down and I'm the one who's

it. Like, there's no winning here.

What on earth is that? There's towels.

All over the floor. So you haven't done
the plan.

This is like my last straw with Lily.

She is dead weight.

It's frustrating me, it's frustrating
Carl, and it's frustrating Jake.

I'm on migraine.

I'm just exhausted now, like very tired.

Hey, I want to talk to you. Yeah. Being
honest is the only way to motivate a

crew member.

There's no sugarcoating this.

So...

So do you think for the turndowns and
the cabins, you can do them on your own?

need you to be more, you know, aware.

Yeah. And have that initiative. Yeah.
Because I really need you to be able to

this on your own. Yeah.

I am giving you this opportunity.

One more chance.

You will be exhausted.

It's how you maintain under those
conditions is how I decide to keep crew.

Yeah. I need to.

rely on the person and so does to me
yeah in cabins yeah check in with to me

over the radio you really have to stay
on top of that yeah like i'm excited to

do the cabin so then i feel like i've
got my method um now i know i can do it

let's just go pre everyone wrong and
change that perception they have of me

trust me you haven't even seen what's
underneath each person all right great

awesome thank you thanks carl and lily

Just work your way up.

To me, to me, to me. Can you please come
to the bridge?

Copy, I'm on my way.

What are you doing?

Waiting for the iron.

For the iron.

For the iron.

Hi. Hey.

Hey. Okay.

I did talk to Lily.

Okay. Sometimes you just take the time
with someone. Because you can have

someone who comes in and knows what
they're doing. Yeah.

But they have the wrong attitude.

Her attitude's definitely great. I will
give her that. Okay. And I could feel it

this morning.

Yeah, and so, you know, I always hire
for character, not skill. Yeah. Because

the skill can be taught.

Character is hard.

I mean, I was hoping that Catherine's
body was going to say, let's let her go.

And just say bye -bye.

Clearly not.

I'm really tired of picking up her
slack, and so is Carl, and so is Jess.

I need her to step it up.

Please.

Thank you, Toomey. All righty. Jess, can
you quickly show me how to do this?

Yes. You lift this side. Yeah.

And then you just... Wait, wait. Let me
just do it and show you. Yeah?

No. Here, let me do it again.

Lily's mistakes are my mistakes. Her
success is my success.

The problem is that she's not being
successful.

I'm not willing to take the fall if
Toomey notices Lily's mistakes.

Don't worry, you'll get it. You've
got... You can come help me with the

schedule. If Hayley doesn't show up, we
just need someone up till three.

You want to put Max on the 12 to 3 with
Kyle?

Yeah,

I need you in a moment.

I'm tired.

Jack, Sue me Luca. Meet me in the crew
mess for a preference seat meeting.

Copy. Copy. Copy.

These pillows are nice.

Hello. Hello, Kathy. Hello. Hi.

Repeat charter client.

How was it the first time?

Not good.

Oh. Billy Rodriguez is the co -founder
of an advertising agency.

This one's empty. I guess I'll just wait
for everyone else to get theirs. The

guest seems a bit impatient.

Speaking like I'm stupid.

That's not fun. He is happy to be back,
although this time he is hoping to have

a boat with working stabilizers and a
slide.

We just lost our stabilizer. You're
really tipping.

Billy will be joined by his fiancée,
Chris, and their six closest friends.

Dinner night one, they've requested a
Brazilian steakhouse -inspired meal.

want to conclude with a tantalizing
performance from local Brazilian

Local Brazilians in Italy.

After dinner, they would like to move
the party to the Sunday for sparkles and

glitter dance party.

For breakfast on day two, they would
like a big gay breakfast. I love that.

my God.

Loads of sausages.

They would also like Captain Sandy to
join them.

They're asking for caviar, so I'm going
to be ordering the beluga caviar. Oh,

wow. It's the most expensive one. That's
good.

Okay, great. Thank you.

Yo!

All crew, delivery is here.

This one is for your testosterone,
Laura.

My testosterone?

What? Yeah, bravo.

To me. What's up?

Can I just go lie down for half an hour?
I've got the worst migraine.

I'm suffering right now. It struck me at
10 p .m. in the evening.

I've had zero sleep.

I don't know if it's because I've had
such an emotional charter season. I

know if it's the built -up stress.

And I can only assume this is what a
migraine is. We're starting to look

good out here. If there's anything I can
get someone to do or... Nice.

We're looking pretty good as well. Cool.
Just give me a shout if you need

anything.

Hey, Ellie. It's Captain Sandy here. Hi.
How are you? I've been throwing up all

day, so I have like a stomach bug.

Okay. Get plenty of rest. Make sure you
hydrate, and we'll pick you up when you

feel better.

Sorry, I'm not there.

You take care of yourself.

All right. Thank you. Okay. Bye -bye.

And for the pillows, just go like this.

And then stand it up. So what time am I
doing?

3 a .m. No.

It's really bad for me.

But you finished at 7 o 'clock at night.

Yeah, but it's really f***ing me up,
bro.

I think there's definitely extra
pressure on me at the moment because of

charter. We only got you on deck.

This is the stuff that makes me mad.
You've got to figure your schedule out.

Even though Max is doing a really good
job at the moment, I am a little bit

concerned about how distracted he gets.

What are you doing, bro?

Don't do that.

Like, when we're down a crew member,
it's an unspoken thing that everyone

to step up and, like, never in a million
years would I say to my boss, hey,

sorry, I can't do this shift. It's bad
for my body.

Bro, I need you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All crew, all crew, in
your whites. Guest arrival is in 15

minutes. Okay, copy.

Copy.

Oh, I didn't do my eyebrows.

Yeah.

This one. This one is really outplaced.
Like, he has no room to be here.

Are you ready? Ow!

Are you okay?

For headache relief of migraine,
migraine, whatever.

What can we give you?

Tylenol's not going to work for
migraine.

Kyle going down is my worst nightmare
because he's the one person that has the

experience that I need.

What would we do without Kyle? He's
like, me and my black friends.

And as much as Jace does, she still
needs to be supervised.

Also, Lily would need to be in
housekeeping alone.

Like, no.

I mean, look, I'm trying to get Lily
fired less than 12 hours ago.

Oh, my God. Imagine if I did.

I've never had this before.

Bro, please don't do me like last time.
You're going to get a break this

afternoon, yeah? No, no, don't worry
about the skin. Keep going. I'm going to

need you to be as quick as you can. I'm
going to need you.

So there will be times that you'll be
doing cabins by yourself.

You doing all right?

Well, Kyle's got a headache, so he's
down. Holy cannoli.

How the hell can that be?

Down to crew.

I don't know what's happening. I'll
check on Kyle. Okay.

We had a lot of challenges last season
on Billy's charter.

He's coming back to give us the
opportunity to redeem ourselves.

It's already bad enough that Haley's off
the boat. Having Kyle down makes it

more difficult because he actually knows
these guests.

Welcome home.

Oh, my God.

Your every seduction will be tantalized.

What is happening right now?

It's a lot of pressure on me because I
definitely want to pull this off for

Please just let the weather be good.

I think the full moon is affecting
everybody.

It was beautiful.

It's really hot.

When they come on, we'll be cabin.

God, I hope the food is delicious.

Oh, gee, I hope so too.

Do you think you'll be down the entire
trip? I can't think that far right now.

think that's them. I can see them. There
we go.

Come and go.

Jessica, can I have another cucumber
thingy? I'll have another mocked up

need another plate.

I'll get you another plate. Can we get
more flatware? Order the beluga caviar.

Here we go.

Do you have a little potato?

I hate them already.

Hi. How are you? Hey, welcome back.
Thank you. Good to see you.

I'm Billy.

Nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Simi. Hi, I'm
Billy. Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Simi. Nice to meet you.

And guess what? The slide isn't caught
in custom.

On our preference seat, it says slide
out at all times.

Our slide is held in custom.

Oh, well, there's that.

And you have stabilizers this time?

Oh, yeah.

So Timmy's our chief stew. She's going
to show you around, and then we're going

to get your luggage on board, and we're
going to take off. Yeah, thank you so

much for having us back.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Okay, well, I'm going to take you around
the boat. This is the main deck off.

It's really big. Yeah.

This is our bridge deck. Wow.

This table's beautiful.

Kyle might not be here because we're at
a bird's nest.

Can we just look at the bird's nest for
a second?

How cute.

Kylie did do this. What?

If at first you don't succeed, try
again.

Kyle's feeling ill at the moment, but
don't you worry.

Coming.

Oh, no.

This is our master cabin.

You've got a his and hers bathroom.

A his and who's? A his and his.

Ah, that's what I thought you'd come up
with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do this.

Sandy, Sandy, should I start bringing in
the pesto roll? Yeah, you can bring in

the pesto roll.

When should we talk to the chef?

Do you want to do that now? Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, I got some friends for you.

Oh, yeah.

Hi. How are you?

Jack, right? Yeah, Jack.

I wanted to see, like, your thoughts
about food. So lunch today, I'm doing a

lobster spaghetti roast over sauce with
a caviar sauce, some asparagus with mint

butter. And tonight we're doing
Brazilian, right? Yeah.

with all different steaks. I love
medium, but, like, more medium plus,

bloody, yeah.

Yeah, I'll do different sandwiches and
stuff. Don't worry about that.

I pride myself on making a mean steak.

I used to work in an American steakhouse
in London, professing how to cook the

perfect steak. All this stuff where they
say touch that, none of that. Room

temperature for the steak is very
important before you cook it. I cook in

vide manner. It tenderizes it as well.
Marinate it and cut it against the

I'll put my steak against anyone's. All
right, nice one, guys. Really appreciate

it. We only have three deckers.

Where is my bow crew? We're here. We're
here.

Drop the lines.

Drop a ball.

All ground lines are released.

Okay, we're two meters from the dock.
Looking good. All lines in on the stern.

One meter, port quarter.

All ground lines are clear back here.
You're free to turn.

Thank you so much.

Sweet. Isn't this absolutely majestic?

Yeah, and there's a breeze.

So the sweat's exciting of it.

Cool, my team, my bro, my team, my B, my
D, my queen.

We're done? We're done.

You guys are quick.

Lily, Lily, Timmy. How long do you think
you need?

The iron still doesn't work because I
haven't got the right converter and the

other one's taking so long to heat up.

I don't know what that means.

Maybe a minute.

It's only getting easier, I think.

My whole family is very creative. My
uncle and my dad were one of the first

people in the escape room business.

There's loads in America.

And I know that I'm capable of doing
anything I put my mind to.

I'm not an idiot. Like, I've got a
master's degree. Healing is easy.

Oh, my God.

I can eat a plate of curry in a bun
right now.

It's another 40 minutes to get there. If
you want to have a break.

Yes! Let's all have a break.

What is this break you speak of?

With Eddie gone, so we have less crew,
less break. So this means... Bro, you

don't sleep, you go loco.

Yeah, it's a triangle of fire, you know,
like sleep, eating, rest.

And laughing.

My dear, could I have a glass of
Sancerre? Sure.

Do you want me to go around?

Yeah, just pour it. And then he just
wants to Sancerre. It's going to be

now. Perfect.

There's a separate gluten -free one
coming.

Amazing.

Still water? Perfect.

Thank you. Chefy, how are you going to
serve the caviar?

Put some in the pasta?

Yeah, yeah.

Show the label as well, because that
shows how expensive it is.

I'll have another mouth -to -mouth meal,
please. Okay. Order the beluga caviar.

He wanted you to add it to the pasta.
I'm going to come around.

Do you have a little potato?

Is that Kathy Hilton? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I want. Yes, that's what I

want. Okay.

Oh, Lord, help us.

Chippy, how quickly can you make a baked
potato?

It's going to take a while. It should be
like crushed ice or something around

there. Okay, absolutely.

To me, they want crushed ice in it.

The pasta's good.

What do you think of the mint inside the
asparagus?

That I don't 100 % enjoy?

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of mint in my
asparagus.

Customized for you.

There it is.

Oh, you fresh it yourself?

I just go like, you know?

Dover sole with white wine sauce?

Do you have your Dover sole with white
wine sauce?

Okay, don't hate me, but I think I need
another plate.

I'll get you another plate.

Are we not having potatoes?

How many potatoes do we want?

Two. Two? For sure. Okay.

Kyle is down.

Hayley's sick.

The last thing I needed is dealing with
a difficult guest. Can I have another

cucumber thingy? Yes. Can we get more
flatware? Yes.

I definitely need this.

My aim is just to keep afloat.

What? You haven't played it yet.

What's happening?

They want two potatoes that they can
share. How long will it take?

20 minutes at least.

20 minutes? Tell them first and then
tell me.

20 minutes for the potato.

I don't know if you're okay with that.

No. Okay.

They don't want the potatoes anymore.

I hate them already.

I'm going to kill Kyle.

This is going to be the child that
breaks it.

Coming up.

Is that Kyle?

I have not checked on Lily in a while.
I'm going to check. I have to have full

trust in Lily because we're down as two.

I have to be on service with Toomey,
which I wanted to do more.

Should we talk about how Toomey and Jess
are going to run service this quarter?

Can I get a yes?

Lily, you're in housekeeping alone.

Good luck, girl.

Lily, how's it going?

I think we're all caught up.

Um, that's fine. Is this fair? Yeah, I'm
just quickly folding this up. Okay,

before you go up, can you give that to
him? That's what I'm going to do.

I am pleasantly surprised by Lily's work
in the laundry. Things are pressed and

they're in order. But housekeeping,
different story.

I believe in miracles and I'm hoping my
little lily is going to be a miracle.

Okay, I'm going to bring this up then.

Hi. Hi.

What's your name again?

Max. Just to restart again. Because
before he was... Ryan,

Audrey. Aubrey, mother... Aubrey. I love
that he sounds like a Disney character.

Shall we go get ready for the water? I
think we shall, yeah.

Watch your head.

Look what we got. We got a slide.

I don't believe it. Great.

Hey!

Slowly doing right now. Getting it done.

Yeah, I think I'm doing good.

Yes, that's awesome.

Can we put the toys away now? We can
probably start packing up.

I would like to get a jacuzzi. Zoom on,
zoom on.

Hey!

Oh, look who it is.

Why?

Because I'm a sexy motherfucker walking
in.

Yes, probably.

Okay, dinner.

Brasiliano. Got bacana. What is bacana?

It's a saline cup, but it's called
bacana in Brazil.

And yucca fritters. Never cooked with it
in my life. Could go either way. And

then dessert, caramelized banana with
strawberry gelato.

Boom. Perfect, you're good. So at half
past seven, I'm going to need you to

please pick up my Brazilian dancers.

And I feel like you're also going to be
doing a dance tonight, are you not? I

can't dance. Don't even think about it.

Communication and yachting is...
Everything.

What's wrong?

I need a mentalist to be picked up. I
don't have anything in the water, yeah.

can launch a tender, but not to put it
in the water.

Yes, please.

Why didn't you say something before?

Good job to me.

A for communication.

It's about time.

We've got tags for you.

Do a little shaky, shaky, shuma, shuma.

I'll be lifting the tender out next
time.

Can I literally just get like a shot of
espresso?

And Cheetos. No problem.

Salud. What are they drinking?

Everything. Literally everything.

Laura, Laura, we can start lifting the
jeep.

Copy that.

You put them in the water. You take them
out of the water.

In, out, in, out.

Witnessing this deck team right now is
pretty awesome. Luke has reeled it in.

He's focused.

You tell him what's happening. He course
corrects, and he implements it.

That's a great leader.

All right, ready, honey?

Yeah.

Can you do that then please ah you take
that then off yeah Is

Kyle coming no, but I need you to take
everything that is good and

Glamour they get up there. Yeah out the
popcorn and then you can go get dressed

your mind.

It's only gone break now or later I
think no guys better. You go down for

hours now. Tell my friend What are you
doing?

Whatever. Bye -bye.

Oh, yeah.

My bed.

I want my bed.

That's annoying me now.

Yeah, how can you complain until I don't
do that?

Yeah.

How is Kyle?

Is he okay? Yeah, he's a little bit
better. What is it? He's got a migraine.

Oh, my gosh. Get out of here with this
table. That's so nice.

This is really, really beautiful.

Kevin.

I'm going to put my glasses on. Perfect.

Kyle, are you, like, thick, thick?

It's just my... Maybe you should go to
the doctor.

Because your headache should be better
by now.

This isn't normal.

Okay. Can I get an espresso martini when
you get home? Of course.

Nurse Terry?

Hi, Captain Sandy.

I have a crew member, Kyle, who's been
complaining of a headache. I'm a little

concerned, so I'd like to get on to the
doctor if you could help facilitate

that. All right, bye -bye.

Luca, Luca, can you please come to the
bridge?

Copy.

I know I can do a role if you

teach me.

I'm a visual learner, so you want to see
me show you some stuff?

The light bulb goes off.

It goes this way.

How did you do that?

You lift this.

The tighter the better, and then you
take in this one.

This butt needs to go under. For the
pillows, just go like this.

I'm never going to fold a towel the same
way up. So Kyle, I would like you to

tender him ashore so he can go see a
doctor.

Are you happy for Lara to take him in?
Yeah, Lara's fine. And then she can just

stand by on the dock for the dancers.

Thank you so much.

Yo, yo, you're going to take Kylie to
the dock now.

I'm definitely worried about Kyle. Like,
it doesn't seem good.

Everyone's breaking.

I don't know who we're going to lose
next.

Lara, Lara, the dancers are on the dock.

Copy that.

Your chariot awaits.

I'm going to get you taken care of.
Don't worry about that, Kyle.

Is that Kyle?

Thank you.

Is Kylie working or... I don't know.

Good job.

Thank you.

My head. I have no idea what's going on
with her.

I know it's not a hangover.

No, it's definitely not a hangover.

Who's that?

Lara's gone.

Lara? Lara's picking him up. Oh, right.

And she's dropping Kyle off. Kyle's
gone.

Okay, I don't know.

To the hospital.

Oh, my God.

Oh, like, great.

Great, great, great, great, great.

I need his energy this charter.

I'm never going to be Kyle for these
guys. And these guys already have a

relationship with Kyle. So it would have
to, you know, add it to the guest

experience. I'm never going to reach
their level of craziness. It's not

happening. We're pretty much through.

Au revoir.

Hayley's not coming. Carl's gone to the
hospital.

When? Now?

No. I'm shocked. I'm really confused.

What's the colour on this bad boy? It
goes unbelievably golden.

Yeah. Lily?

What's your location?

I'm doing cabin.

Copy. I'm coming.

Lily? Yeah? Hi.

I've literally made the bed like four or
five times.

Time goes on. It just like...

It gets tighter and tighter.

I am extremely shocked that Lily is
actually managing.

A light bulb just went on in Lily's
head.

Like, I am actually proud of her.

All right, thank you. Come check me out
again.

Bye, Clint. Love you.

Bye. Feel better soon, please.

What are you doing?

I'm so gone.

What? I'm so sorry.

Oh, did you not get a break?

I did, but I'm so tired.

Did you sleep?

Mm -hmm.

Grumpy bum? I am starting to like Luca a
lot. He is showing me so much

affection. Makes me think that he likes
me a little more.

She's a cute girl. I enjoy hanging out
with her, and she's funny. She's fun.

Are you worried about getting attached?

I'm not. I'm not worried about getting
attached.

Are you the dancer?

Yeah?

All right.

His food's not so good.

Welcome to Laura's adventure.

You're a mamacita.

They look good.

I'm going to have to go downstairs to
get dances.

Okay. Hey, lady.

Time to get over.

Yeah, do you guys just want to go with
Toonie? Do you want to come with me?

Oh, there are shoes.

Tiffy, these are dances.

All right.

They should teach me some dancing
lessons and I'll give them some other

What kind of lessons?

What other lessons do I want to teach
them, you know?

I don't know.

Can't say that and I'll get fired.

Probably.

You can get dressed in here.

Okay. Billy and I had a fantastic time
in...

Rio. So we wanted to bring Rio to the
med.

What? Where are these women? I might
have a heart attack.

Can I help you?

Where are these women?

Copy, I'm coming.

I wasn't expecting that extravagant.

You guys want to stay on board for the
night?

Can I put sensors on my eyes?

Are you guys ready?

But it's hot. It's hot. It's hot.

It's hot. It's hot.

It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot.
It's hot. It's hot.

It's hot.

It's

hot.

Steak, and the medium well is going to
come with that.

This is your first steak. This is a
piccana.

Yeah. He said the next one that's coming
is a bit more well done.

I would like two of those, please.

Delicious.

So what's this one? This one's flank.

To me, is there any that's just a little
more done?

Do you want it more cooked?

Well, I'll just try this and see how it
goes.

We went down there. We're like, hey,
this is what it means to be medium. Like

every type of meat should have a range
of temperature. I live medium, but like

more medium plus -ish. And there wasn't
a range of temperatures.

They're just looking for something to
complain about.

And I'm not going to tell Sheriff about
this because there's no real complaint.

He heard me.

He acknowledged me. And he still decided
to take the medium rare steak.

That's on him.

Coming up. Getting ready for the big gay
breakfast.

All I'm going to do is make it rainbow
-y. That's all I'm going to think of.

Chef Bishop is rainbow pancake.

Special tea.

Food coloring. I know how to make it
myself.

You can have the kind that's done a
little more, um, ugh.

Too pinky? Yeah.

Demi, we're heading to the swim platform
of the dancers.

Hey. Watch out, girl. Don't fall.

Jesse, I need a more well -done picanha.
What is this one?

This is the well -done.

Here's your well -done.

That's better.

Amazing, yes. Is there more picanha?
Yeah, yeah.

That's perfect.

That's perfect. Oh, this is good.

That's very good. See you soon.

Bye -bye.

It was like an evening for my eyes.

Oh, no.

Jess, Jess, Jamie.

Can you please help Lily with the guest
cabin? Copy.

Damn, she did really good.

Proud of you, Lily.

Good job.

Whoa, is this real?

I feel like a proud parent. Lily is
learning.

Get him now.

I think we're waiting for dessert. Oh,
yeah, we have a wardrobe adjustment.

Glam party. She did very well when this
happened. Like, I'm so proud of her.

Okay. Oh, yes. Thank you for the
Ferrari.

The boat is amazing, but I mean, there's
not much flavor.

What? What?

Wow. Any with a chocolate on it, ready?
I'm taking two.

Yeah, good.

We have caramelized banana with
strawberry gelato. All of that sounds

Matthew, you will enjoy it.

That banana is amazing. It's incredible.

Dinner was super mediocre, but this is
really, really good.

You did such a good job in the cabins.
We're so proud.

Is it glam party party time? Yeah.

I loved dinner.

You loved it? I loved it.

Amazing. All right, Mac.

I'm going to go to bed.

Dinner's done. They were happy.

By the way, the cabins look amazing. I'm
so proud of you. Yay!

You really did a good job.

All right, Mac. It was good.

Some people just need the time. If I
look back at me, I thrived when I was

alone in laundry and housekeeping
because I figured out how I navigated

what needs to be done, and she just
needed the time. fate to do that. That's

what I learned from this. I'm really
proud of it.

Oi! Are you okay?

I think so.

I've known Katie for like four years.
She used to date one of my friends and I

know that she's worked with Sandy in the
past. I just wanted to say thank you so

much for this season.

Make sure they're always in the middle
of the chair.

Now it's nice and even. You're going to
be on mid.

Lexi, I'll have you over lunch, and I'll
do that.

Okay. What's your history?

My history?

We don't really have any history.

We've hung out a few times.

What are you trying to get at?

Do you know what son Jacques is?

Lily.

Son Jacques is.

Son Jacques is?

Son Jacques.

I do recognise him.

We even met with our friends.

Maybe a bit more than friends sometimes.

I'm just rolling over at the moment.
There's a piece to happen all the time,

yeah.

But yeah, we had fun together.

Oh, it looks so cute.

There we go.

Love. Oh, thank you. You are hot.

Oh, look how cute this is.

Are you guys going to the Glista? Why
not?

Welcome to the Glista station.

I've arrived.

This is fabulous.

Feels like junior high all over again.

Oh,

no, no, no.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

I'm the Brazilian lady.

Max, do you want to help with them,
Paiso?

I'm going to do it, but you can't expect
me to be, oh my gosh, this is so cool.

I just wanted to do this so much.

I can't walk anywhere because every time
I cross the eyes of someone, he find me

a new mission for me. I have to be a
British spy crawling the world, you

It's mission impossible.

I'm going to be the ghost of the boat.

Shall we retire?

Love you. Good night. Bye -bye.

please good morning to me

what's

happening get ready for the big gay
breakfast i love it right i'm trained in

classical cuisines i've never been
trained in gay breakfast like what does

even mean all i'm gonna do is make it
rainbowy that's all i can think of

okay Some life jackets out.

Good morning. How did everyone sleep?

Like a baby.

Oh, my.

It's too early for that.

The big question is, where does this go?

Matthew will show you.

Thank you.

What's the special for today?

Rainbow pancakes.

Yeah,

go ahead.

Okay,

coming.

Those are so fun. Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

Welcome. Thank you.

Have you got maple syrup and all that
upstairs?

I'll just put it on the table.

Thank you for joining us.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you for having me.

How'd you sleep?

Amazing. Yeah. Oh, stop.

That's hilarious.

I just want to tell you the chef's
special is rainbow pancake.

What is a rainbow pancake?

It's a colorful pancake.

It's a specialty.

Food coloring. I know how to make it
myself.

Oh, my God. Here we go.

Oh, yeah. But you can order whatever you
want. I'll have the pancake with

scrambled eggs on the side. Yes, I'm
there. Really working on our winter

here with these pancakes.

Ladies first.

Thank you.

Taste the rainbow.

I really like chaotic guests, but guests
that have notes on everything are the

guests that I don't want.

I don't need you nitpicking everything.

Like, come on.

Coming up. I need to find food because
there's no food for me.

There's asparagus as well. Oh, so there
was food for him. Yeah. I don't like to

be lied to.

Yeah. That's why you need to do now say
you're sorry.

No.

Ladies first.

Rainbow.

Taste the rainbow.

Jack did an excellent job at preparing
breakfast.

Timmy did an awesome job at service. I
don't think the clients were overjoyed.

And the missing link was Kyle. Timmy has
poise.

Kyle's just fun. They're just the dream
team.

It's really good.

You're in L .A., though, right? No, I
moved in with Leah. Did you meet Leah?

I met Leah on Facebook. I clicked on her
and went, she's hot.

I reckon this is the best setup we've
had.

Has the party started?

Yeah, let's get in the water.

Yeah. They want to play in the water.
Perfect. You're ready for them.

Yeah.

The tray is everything.

This is a major Lily vibe.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain. It's Kyle speaking.

How are you? I'm good, Kyle.

Are you on your way back?

If someone can come and get me.

We'll send a tender now.

All right, great.

I need to put another wig on. I feel
like every time I put a wig on, I get

energy.

Kyle's coming back. Oh, sweet.

Will you go get him at the dock? Sure.

Can I drive?

Can I go there?

You have a chair here if you want, bro.
You can sit.

You can go if you want.

I'm so busy that I feel like I'm an
octopus here with eight hands, and I'm

doing, like, everything at the same
time.

I'm exhausted, but of course I can go
pick up Kyle. It's a sweet escape.

You can do a lot of responsibility.

No captain is watching you. You can do
it twice if you want.

Amore!

Oh, child!

What is that?

Pasta. Mmm.

I need something different. Can I try
the too malicious?

Too malicious? Sure.

But do you like me, too? Let me just try
a little bit. I don't think you like

me, too.

It's a lot of food, isn't it? Yeah.

After running a bunch of tests at the
hospital, I came to the conclusion that

have exhaustion, dehydration, and I've
been suffering a migraine. I feel

guilt. I don't want to let the guests
down, and I don't want to let Tumi down.

But also having dehydration and
exhaustion, that's normally what

hospitalized for.

So am I a celebrity?

Are you working more now than ever?

Yeah, I finished 3 a .m. yesterday.

Really? Yeah, man.

Kyle! Kyle!

We're so happy!

Oh, no!

Guess who's back?

So happy you're back.

Thank you so much.

Your headache better.

So sad.

Oh. Yeah, drink, drink, drink. We're so
happy you're back. Thank you, Cap. I

really appreciate you.

Like, you have to like the DC to like
the Dory.

Huh. I mean, it's good. It's just you
really have to like lychee.

I wouldn't have it as a martini, yeah.

All of this, we're going to put on the
dock. That, the kayak, and big dog. And

we're just going to lift the tender and
ski.

Bro, it's going to be like two hours
again.

Bro, I have original energy.

I'm just going to start slowly.

Okay, coming down.

Did you open these valves already?

Yes, I did. Okay.

I need a Red Bull.

You want a Red Bull?

I need a Red Bull.

When angry, anti -red, everyone has the
right to be, like, a bitch.

So, voila, it's my turn.

Kylie. Yo.

No, I'm dead.

What did I tell you?

Even climbing these stairs, I'm, like,
got a headache, but I'm, like, I need to

come see these guys and keep them
entertained for five minutes.

I mean, I would wait. I'm going to.

I would really wish.

She's a dapper.

Energy is draining.

This is the one of yesterday?

Eat a little bit.

There's asparagus as well.

I want to eat.

So why you don't eat it?

Because I don't want to eat pasta.

Luca.

I'm going to eat, but first I need to
find food because there's no food for

There's a lot of food.

Yeah, but everyone has been strong
because when everyone did eat, me, I

because I was in night shift.

So now there's no food. Just ask the
chef.

Nah. Yeah. Now he's busy, so I'm
waiting.

Wow, wow, wow. It's about time.

Wow. Oh, hi, I'm Billy. I don't even
recognize you. Hi, Billy, I'm Kyle.

I'm the second Steve on board this bus.

Second Steve, are you sure?

Yeah. You're not third or fourth?

I love.

Hey, Tway.

I just need a break from... From Max.

Yeah. There is no food, bro.

Huh? I still didn't eat and there's no
food in the fridge.

It's just meat.

Finding me out.

Yeah. What's going on?

What is... Oh, yeah, I forgot.

He told me that he went to go eat.

I said, there's a vegetarian pasta. He
said, no, I don't want pasta. Well,

that's not my problem.

Oh, so there was food for him. Yeah.

But he didn't want it. Yeah.

Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the
bridge.

I don't like to be lied to.

I don't like to be lied to.

Don't ever lie to me again.

What? You said there was no food for you
downstairs.

You came up here, pitching a fit.

There was pasta?

I didn't know.

This is the one of yesterday?

They saw asparagus as well?

He looked at the pasta and he said, is
this from last night? I said, that's a

vegetarian pasta. No, because I don't
want the pasta.

Well, then don't come up here and say
there's no food for you.

Yeah, but for me... There was food, but
no, Max. What you did was wrong. There

was food. You just didn't want that
food.

Yeah. Why don't you start with that?

You just didn't want it. There was the
pasta.

That's my point.

We've been down two crew members this
charter.

I know the extra work on Max and the
rest of the deck crew is tiring, but I

don't like liars. I don't like liars.
Yeah. That's why you need to do now say

you're sorry.

No.

It's like, I understand people get
hungry and they're tired.

I was, I didn't want to come up here and
make a scene. I was just saying. You

didn't want to.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

What are they doing?

Close the door. Things are very exciting
with Luca.

Feels pretty good.

Hey, boyfriend.

Eddie Flood's in Portofino.

Oh, she's in Portofino? Yeah.

You like her, I can tell you.

Is that your girlfriend texting you from
the other boat?

She wanted to come see us. Luca's
smitten. He likes her.

No,

I'm not even looking at you.

Are we ready?

Are we eating? Yeah.

I would... I think I mashed it. No,
other way.

Has anyone complained about the food? No
one's said anything to me. Jack? It was

a bit of a tumble. A little more gay
fun.

A little less hotel.

I don't complain. I am exhausted.

You get asked to do something, you gotta
do it.

I have a crew member that I'd like to
get to the doctor.

And he wants me off the boat.

If Haley doesn't come back, and I'm just
down to Max and Luca...

I won't be able to leave the dog for the
next chart. Oh, wait.