All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S08E11

Previously on Below Deck Mag, besides
the person stuck out at home, there's

been stuck out on within the interior.

You've been a fake -ass bitch talking
shit on my back since day one. Focus on

your own stuff life.

I feel the need to get off now. I will
never find anyone who's as excellent as

you. Goodbye, boat.

You're screaming match with Max, and
you're screaming match with Natalia. If

have one crew member come to me about
you, you're off.

What are you doing?

I just want a cuddle, bro.

I

just

want to make sure my underwear

and my socks make it back to my cabin.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I was like...

Who stopped us there?

Kyle. He was saying that he was turning
all the crew against him, which he never

won. I can't imagine what... Who did you
say your place was on the bank?

Natalia, who just left.

Your banter is above us, so have your
banter.

Wait, what happened?

He wasn't so brave without you, but now
he is.

Lily's already been influenced by Jack
of Who I Am, and now you've opened a

of words.

Our banter is so sh... Hey, Lily, is it
or not?

They're playing games. I don't know what
she's talking about because I see

something else.

You've got good banter in England.

I mean, you New Zealand, we have banter.
We have banter. We're from different

places. I think everyone's banter is
really good adaptions of all.

I see Kyle and I see drama.

If Natalia was the issue, then why is
the drama still happening?

I was supportive of her, but I wish I
was more supportive. Now I've seen what

I've seen.

Let me go take a wee -wee.

God damn it.

Carl's definitely a stick of dynamite.
He doesn't need the match.

He just... Come on, guys.

Can we just behave?

Bro, let's dance, bro. I want to dance,
bro. Go, go, go.

To the next place. To the club.

To the bar.

That's a bill.

Done. Let's go!

Race? 1, 2, 3.

Who won?

Is it me or the birds in the taxi?

Guys, I need gum.

Who's lost?

I think it's your cum.

Oh my

god.

That's disgusting.

Like babysitting.

I hate it.

When I walk downstairs, I don't want to
see this disaster.

The crew mess.

That'll be deck department.

Keep the crew mess tidy.

Even in between charters. After your
party, you clean up after yourself.

It's not a frat house.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh!

To kill you. There we go.

Cheers, guys.

I'm good.

Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay.
All right.

Lillian, it's pretty.

Some new adventure is going to come. I'm
Peter Pan. I'm Peter Pan, and I will

never be serious.

But I don't know. I like her energy. I
like her vibe. I'm curious.

Okay. All right.

You look great.

You too.

The door seems way better.

You can see them really wide.

The door's short.

Luca is cute, and you're stupid if you
don't think so.

Yay!

So what happened with Kyle?

Basically, a lot of stuff happened
between us. He was my friend.

He's a big part of it.

I'd rather just not go there, so I've
just been distant from him. At the end

the day, people are going to have their
own reserved opinions.

Reserve your own.

He's been against us since the
beginning.

He will continue to be like that, and he
will separate you from the rest of us.

He's one that will separate the interior
team. He's never one to work with us.

Have your own opinion of us.

That's all that matters.

No response.

Really, some people have a lot of
growing up to do and to face how to work

an interior team.

And some people, you level up.

If you don't level up, you're going to
feel like the outcast. You're going to

the outcast.

You make me feel like if you're not on
his side, then you might as well be in

the seat. That's the way it kind of
feels like.

We're ending the conversation.

This dress is too short.

I've got my water. I feel like a
preschool teacher trying to get the kids

together. I thought the traumatic days
of the phone are behind me.

Natalia's gone. I don't have the time to
babysit. We're working, can't we?

We're not talking.

You're not a really good liar.

Let me finish. Stop putting your hand in
my face. Let me finish. Focus on your

own stuff live.

What's going to happen now? You two are
going to sleep in separate rooms.

Kyle and I need to have a conversation.

Without alcohol, as well.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go,
let's go. Bye.

Bye, Ben.

Bye, Ben. Bye, baby. Bye, baby.

Guys,

how was Lily?

Hi, thanks.

Thank you guys so much.

It's amazing for, like, family.

I think Lily is very influenced by Jack.

His opinion... I don't think so. I think
Lily is... I don't care what you say.

No, I do care what you say, you know
what I mean?

It's cool we having you on board, you
know, like... It give me some spite, you

know? I reckon Jack was there. Yeah,
Jack is going to

sleep with Luca.

So I've got three covers.

You need to carry me fine.

Huh? Oh, wee -wee. Oh, wee -wee.

Wee -wee.

French Charlie.

OK,

let's go, guys.

Oh, wait, wait. Hold on.

Why are you going that way?

Maybe, baby, maybe.

Nipples hanging out, you know.

I told you he was a friend.

We'll see you later, bro.

Yeah? Yeah.

If we're going to stay here, you stay
there.

Come on, come with you.

There's two kilos here.

What does he want?

Ow! Do I have a hug?

Do I really like hugs?

Do I even have a hug anymore?

I don't know what this is.

Nate, Nate.

Coming up.

Lily, are you okay?

I have a horse too that cannot handle
her hangovers.

Got it.

It's your captain.

I get really hungry because my blood
sugar depletes.

Oh, my God.

I'm dying.

What happened?

Did you bang her? Did you?

Yeah. I like Lily. I really like Lily.

She's pretty with her beautiful emerald
eyes.

Like, I feel like it's Christmas, you
know.

I'm dying.

Hey, Sophie.

Yeah. What's up? Do you have a minute
for a little talk? Yeah.

Do you want to go with us on there?
Okay.

Cool.

How's it going on? It's so f***ing hot.
How are you?

Yeah, I'm good. We're tired. It's
tiring, eh?

You know I want to f***ing kill you. Did
you see Kyle ever go with me, didn't

you? Explain to me what happened.

I've got an invading area team and I'm
trying to turn everyone against it. Do

you think that? No.

Thank you. You are part of my team.
Yeah. Yeah.

Yesterday, a lady said to me, what
happened with Athalia? And I'm like, I'm

telling you. Don't worry about it.

Make your own mind up. And he's like,
why are you getting in her head? Why are

you turning her against me? And he's
like, have your own opinions. But then

the one giving her opinions. Oh, my God.

Like, just chaos with everything.

Carl is a little bit paranoid about
people coming to get him. For you to,

literally throw me under the bus like
that, that's really hurtful.

I'm not friends with anybody. I don't
trust a single control on this, bro.

He will throw you under the fucking bus.
Not me. I've never done that. He will

do it to you. Not me. But my job right
now is to keep... Kyle under control,

because I cannot have Kyle quit. As much
as death can totally do service, Lily

is horrible at laundry, so I need him.

He could cause drama with a broomstick
and a cupboard.

I don't want you to know that, but we're
good, yeah.

We're good.

All right, thanks today. Thank you,
Shady.

Try to wake up.

I literally feel like I'm dying.

That will make your body in movement.

Oh, my God.

How's it going?

Right there.

Watch is now on one set. Okay. Did you
start at eight or six?

Eight till twelve.

Okay. I'm usually an engineer, so in the
past I've never had to do any kind of

paperwork, but I do cater the watch
schedule more towards Max and Hayley. I

always rely on Lara to not give me shit
if she breaks late, and that's

definitely why she got lead deckhand
position, because she's happy to just

through. Luca, Luca. Can you come to the
bridge?

Copy, on my way.

Lily, are you okay?

Good morning.

Not so good for you.

Why? What's up? The way the crew mess
was left, not okay.

There was booze. There was food. The
garbage was actually overflowing.

There were plates stacked up that didn't
get washed.

Even though this is Luca's first time of
being a bosun, it's not his first,

second, or third charter. He knows my
expectation.

Being a bosun on a charter yacht isn't
just about throwing lines and calling

distances. It's about making sure that
your schedule is working well. Is the

crew mess clean? Are the guests taken
care of?

Although Luke is doing a fantastic job,
I just don't want him to get complacent

and take his eye off the ball.

That was so bad.

Go kick some ass.

Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. Thanks.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

have a smile on your face? Was it good
last night?

It's a very scary place knowing that my
feelings for Luca is starting to grow

because Scorpio men are known to be very
promiscuous.

Luca stung me and now I'm freaking
poisoned.

Where's Lily?

Lily is like throwing up like a lot.

Are you going to throw up? Yeah. It's
bad.

Lily? How are you feeling?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

We're going to clean the boys on the
swim platform.

Take an hour. Do you need water?

I can't do it right now.

Okay. Sorry.

No, that's fine.

They're naughty boys.

I won't take long.

Good morning, Kaylee, baby.

I brought hangers.

Bye.

Jimmy, I'm also going to, I just feel a
bit ill. I'm also going to go lie down.

That's not going to happen.

Don't spray me, brother.

I want a burger.

Hello.

Kylie.

Yesterday, Sheffy and... Okay, I'm going
to sit down.

Your new friends.

They feel like you're overstepping.

You're not getting along with Chef?

No, I've always gotten along with him.
Then what happened yesterday?

Because clearly it's triggering and
filtering into this new goal. I've never

told her anything about anyone. Let's
just stipulate that. I spoke to Chef at

the table yesterday by himself.

And then she came up to me and she's
like, I just want you to know I have no

doubts with you. At the end of the day,
people are going to have their own

reserved opinions.

Reserve your own.

So if Chef wants to cause atomic
bombs... Moving forward, I would rather

communicate with her. Let me just...

Tell her what to do.

100%. We're here to work. Like, I will
be asking, is stuff already done

But as far as him on my social media,
he's even blocked.

I couldn't care.

Yeah. Honestly, at this point, I don't
know what it's going to take for Carl

like, just keep quiet. I just think it's
who he is.

I don't know how to handle that.

Like, I really can't be handling men in
their 30s.

I'm sorry.

No one must come irritate me. I get it.
That's bullshit.

Okay, well, I appreciate you. Of course,
friend.

Jack, to me, Luca. Meet me in the crew
mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Happy.

Hello. Hello. It's charter number six.

Michael Stevens, the CEO of a dental
implant company in California.

Michael will be joined by his wife,
Connie, couple Cliff and Carmen, Simon,

friend Amish, and Denver -based Greg and
his fiancée, Jennifer.

This underwater monument?

Hayley's going to be joining them
because she has a lot of dive

Okay. Dinner on the first night should
have a 007 Casino Royale theme. Primary

request to have an opera singer come
aboard to sing Happy Birthday.

Late night snacks are welcome.

Okay. Old theme ahead.

Awesome. Thank you. Thank you.

Hello.

What is this, Graham?

The ironing will get to. Let's just
unfold because there's laundry.

look like a child she's just sleeping at
this point she needs to get the uh she

can't be sleeping all day honestly take
charge because anything i say is taken

like to the next level so i'm not saying
anything anymore hello i

just want to take care of you okay you
want something water

wait i have a fourth stew that

Cannot handle her hangover. I'm going to
go wake her up. What cabin is she in?

Fort Ford.

Got to get up. I agree. Thank you.

It's Sandy.

I need you on deck.

It's your captain?

It's your captain?

I need you on deck. I heard you're
hungover, vomiting.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Okay, so this is a real job.

Yeah, I know, I know. Okay, all right.

Yes.

If this happens again with Lily, I'll
have a serious conversation with her.

time you go out, maybe not drink as
much.

Ciao.

Hi.

I am having a 007 party, and I would
like some good entertainment.

We have, like, a mentalist. It would be
perfect.

Sorry, please repeat that.

A mentalist.

What the fuck is a mentalist?

I think it has nothing to do with the
theme, but there's not many options.

Totally a made -up profession.

I mean, it's like a bougie way of just
saying that you're a psychic.

7 .30.

Perfect. Thank you so much.

Bye. Bye.

Okay.

Hi.

I'm now up to doing some work. Can you
check all the day heads and clean them

all? Yeah. The toilets.

And can you clean our toilet too? Yeah.

I think I drank a bit too much.

Me.

How are you feeling?

A little bit bad. Really sick?

Really bad.

Are you still going up now?

Well, I felt like 15 minutes ago.

Really?

How? But I get it. I've been there. I
nearly got fired for that. It's a lot of

work to manage Lily.

She's not retaining information.

I know she can do it. I'm just trying to
find the how.

I would focus on the uniform now. Just
get it done as quickly as you can and

send that back.

You've got a lot of laundry going on
here.

Too bad.

They're all dead.

They want a happy birthday opera singer.
By the way, are you going to sing

first? I think my voice is a little bit
affected by last night's screaming and

shouting like I do.

My love for opera started when I was
quite young. In the car, we would have

Phantom of the Opera, the CD in. So
carry that with me.

You killed it. It wasn't bad.

Amazing. I guess they're going to love
you. I still believe I am destined to be

an opera singer.

Yeah,

the goosebumps.

Everything is electric on my body. It's
insane.

It's all I wanted. All of this we have
here.

I turned it around.

I'm ready to go.

The Brit is back.

Hey,

hey. I'm going to make your day now.

Because you're going to take them
diving.

Really? Yeah.

So you're going to go this afternoon.

The people that are taking them, you
need to email them your certificate and

your wetsuit size.

Okay. Yes, yes, yes.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival is at 12 .15.

And Sarah Ann, Sarah, can we have a
meeting with the crewmates, please?

No.

Yesterday, I ended up finishing off the
tour.

You did?

Right. How do you feel your first trip
was?

The next one will be better.

Yeah. I started off yachting doing a
tryout. Yeah. So I get it. It's a lot.

Everything's confusing.

But I think the biggest thing is, like,
having initiative.

Yeah. And we're obviously here to ask
questions.

So, Jess, it would be great if you could
just guide her.

Tell me, tell me, Sandy.

Go ahead.

Yeah, can I get my clothes brought up? I
don't have any clean shirts.

Copy. I put it in this morning.

Let me just double check.

Okay, so with laundry, you need to send
things up.

I've always, like, sent things as they
go, just to clear out the laundry and it

doesn't look like a plastic.

It's not ironed. Okay, that's fine. The
iron's on right now. Okay.

Oh.

Good morning.

Hey, good morning. I'm sorry about that.

I do bridge the calf.

Thank you, monsieur.

I love you so much. I love you too,
baby.

There's so much stuff still here, so I'm
like, what? Like, what? Are you sure

you finished the list, girl?

Lily, Lily, can you keep up the laundry,
please?

Coming.

I think he's going to become very
relaxed, and that's going to be the

floor. Very true.

Um, did you, you didn't see these?

And these weren't done either.

and Sandy's stuff wasn't done.

My pet peeve, if you say done, I assume
it's done.

There we go again. Back to Skyline.

That was a lift from last night, not the
lift from today.

Felt like the interior had been breaking
down and I'm the one who's broken it.

Everyone doesn't realise how little
experience I've had in laundry.

There was literally no laundry room on
the other boat.

There's no winning here. It's only
failure and no positivity.

Sorry, Jules. It's fine.

Just another challenge, I would say.

We'll get people to answer when they
fail and then leave.

Coming up... Nice to meet you, Mike
Stevens.

Sunshine. My sunshine.

More ale.

Why is he throwing stuff at you? Because
he's a dickhead. I'm sorry. We have no

control of him. Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

In your whites now.

Let's meet on the dock.

This is the three -pin vaccine.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, let's go.

Here you come.

Turn on that smile.

I'm so excited.

I'm Jack.

Hi. Hi, guys.

Nice to meet you. Mike Stevens.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you. Our chief stew tube is going
to give you a little tour and get

underway. Let's get this party rolling.

Let's go.

Oh, that's the gang flank.

Ladies first. Thank you. Cheers,
everyone.

Cheers. Do a good job.

This is our main day off.

This group is already out of control.

We're going to head on up. This is where
you will have most of your meals. Now

we're talking.

We can have a nice meal here.

Tequila. Do you want a shot of tequila
right now? I'm going to take you guys

down to your cabin.

This is the master cabin.

This is our room, babe. This is amazing.

I'm so excited to sleep with you guys.
Get cozy.

Okay, you're shot.

More air.

Glasses all in a margarita.

The pilot is on board. I'll bring him up
to the bridge.

Yeah, what's the margarita I made for
you?

There we are. Oh, my God.

These dentists are actually having the
best time of their lives.

Where were these guys when I was getting
my teeth extracted?

That's literally pain so much on the
side, yeah.

You should need to see the dentist.

I like that shirt, by the way.

Ew! Who's throwing shit at me?

Why is he throwing shit at you? Because
he's a dickhead.

Sunshine! My sunshine!

Release the lines and start taking up on
the anchor.

Don't drop the good stuff.

Okay, your cross first, Hayley.

My cross?

Yeah. He's going to be throwing shit.
I'm sorry.

We have no control of him.

Ah. Okay, that is all lines on. Start
pulling the anchor.

You've got four meters on the
forequarter, 11 meters starboard side.

What's down there? That's the crew area.

Anchor home.

Yep, you are all clear.

Awesome. All right, Luca, I'm all set.
Thank you very much.

That's the pilot off and the pilot boat
away.

This is sick.

It's sick, isn't it?

Hey, make sure everything's done. Okay.

I'm just making sure everything's put
back.

Okay.

Hey, Charles, let's go get Amish because
we're going to sit down for lunch.

Where is Amish?

Go f*** yourself.

He's sleeping.

Is he not coming to lunch? No.

Perfect. Chefy, we're good to go.

Lovely.

This is f***ing paradise, dude.

Would you like some water? Can I get you
some sparkling?

What do you think he is?

Black. You're black.

I have food.

What sauce have we got, Sean?

Mignonette. Do you want Tabasco as well?
What do you think? I'll put that on the

table there for you.

I don't owe Jack anything.

This is how it is at this point. It is
all work -related, and that's solely

I'm focusing on. Trying to rekindle and
become bum chums.

This is not the place.

Do you like a lot of nuts?

Yeah, I'll do two, trust me.

Okay, back to work.

What's up?

I've been seeing you all day.

I'm tired.

No way, you're always gone.

I'm so busy.

Usually if I'm not in a relationship,
I'm doing a fling.

I guess so.

I don't normally get into trouble, but
if I am, it's usually got something to

with the ladies.

Always fight me.

Goodbye. Ciao.

The whole thing, right?

Oh, I love the zucchini.

We have good steak and chimichurri.

Lamb and muscle vongole.

Wow, look at that.

This is as good as it gets. Very
blessed. They're happy.

Good. Italians don't serve spaghetti
without a spoon.

I'm double testing.

You're going crazy. What should I do
next?

So if I have all the deckhands on deck,
send me someone down here to take the

garbage out, please.

One on garbage? Like the whole boat?

Max is on his way.

You can go set the anchor for the
waterline. You guys are going at 4 .30,

believe, for the dive.

And then the rest of the crew just want
to do some water snorkeling.

We're going to get the slide and
everything out.

Preparing to drop on your call.

Droppy, droppy.

That's four shackles out.

Great, I'm all set, thank you. Should we
start with the tender and the sea?

Yep. Hayley and Max, can you go to the
swim platform, please?

Max. Can you come help us with the
tender? I can. Okay, ready, coming up.

up.

It's almost ready, buddy.

Oh!

Yes!

Thank God.

I literally just want to come check on
you guys. Oh, okay.

What's the time then?

4 .13.

I'm the late one now, but I'm running
until 12.

That's the problem.

Luca? Yeah?

Who stays up late?

I'm until 12.

She's until 12. The problem is from 12
till 3. That's when I'm running up and

down, I'm making cocktails, and that's
what steals me last time.

I take the break to always wake up, then
I go to sleep when Carl wakes up, and I

wake up when Carl wakes up. Yeah,
perfect.

I will just take an earlier break so
that I can help.

Kyle out until a bit later.

It's my duty as a lead deckhand to help
out wherever needed.

So Luca's going to have to adjust the
schedule to fit into everyone's sleeping

pattern. And if I get tired, I get
cranky, and it's not a good look if I

cranky. It's not cute.

Second Chalee.

And Bryce.

Use the diving boat, guys.

Luca, Luca, they get on their way down.

Simon and Amy are staying behind.

I'm Hayley. Linda. Linda. Nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you. So what, we're

just doing the one tank?

At the Christ of the Abbot.

Okay. She is excited.

Serve it.

I know, I'm super excited.

This is my bread and butter. That's Max.
Come to the platform, please.

You and Max are going. Yeah.

Grab all the stuff, towels, drinks,
snorkel.

Lily, Lily, you can take a few hour
breaks.

Coffee. Enjoy, guys.

I'm going to have to have a quick stay.

Junior, I might get some fresh air.
Yeah, why don't you come?

Oh, thank God they're late.

I'm going down.

What are you doing? Look at this
ashtray.

Is that from you being here for two
days? No.

That's disgusting.

Oh, my God. What a day.

Why? Why did everyone have to come to me
to see it? You were late on your second

day or something. No, it's not that.

By, like, five hours.

No, it wasn't that late. Don't blame
everyone for having it in for you. It

wasn't that late. Have they got it in
for you or not?

I don't know.

It is just a few days.

Coming up, where are the deckhands?

Max, where are you guys?

I need someone on deck.

You. You gotta figure your schedule out.
This is the stuff that makes me mad.

Let's get this party started.

Okay. Do you want the black ones or the
blue ones?

Oh, I don't care.

Cool. As much as you can. All right.
Yeah.

You can sit there and I can put them on
for you. Sure, I'll do that. Okay.

Diving is what started me out in being
on boats and, like, my whole ocean

career. I have over 15 ,000 logged
dives.

Yachting is not super familiar for me,
but diving is. That is one thing I

really, really know.

And also, too, I don't have to talk when
I'm underwater.

That's pretty cool, too.

I use that spray bottle.

The vinegar one. No, the alcohol one.
You can use either or, to be honest. I

don't like to train.

I like people to just know what to do.
But to me, it's my chief's do at the end

of the day. So I just have to do what
I'm told.

Wait, does this even fit?

No, this is not going to fit. I don't
like to teach people things.

I'm a sponge. You can be a sponge.

Do you want to just knock out that
primary dress first?

Okay, yeah.

All right. All right, let's go.

Hey. What are you doing? You're in the
tender.

I reckon

another half an hour maybe and it's
quite a far drive.

Who hasn't gone on a break? No one's
gone on a break. On a break?

Yeah, no one's had one, have they? We'll
figure it out.

Yeah.

This is now done. Now done. Perfect. Can
you pull the black napkin for me, yes?

Okay. All right, cheers.

Do you know where the tablecloth goes?

There's the napkin cupboards, then
there's rings.

Underneath the rings, you'll see spaces.
Okay, great. Thanks.

You can take those napkins out. Do the
same thing, but do it with the black.

You guys want this?

Yeah.

I know you're full.

That way, that way, and then you just
put the wing in.

It's important for me to show Lily how
to fold napkins or train her in some way

because she needs to learn.

And I also want to cover my tracks, you
know, like I want to say I showed you.

But could you imagine if she came up as
a top stew?

I would be like, I did that. I groomed
you. It's a pleasure.

I'm going to change.

Yeah, you're going to change. Okay, I'll
be back.

Okay, are we ready to go back?

Yeah.

One of the crew members, she's a really
good guy. Oh, yeah. You can tell that

she knows. Oh, my gosh.

We are about seven minutes out.

I'll be there. I think we can see you.

Look at her drive that boat.

She's a pro.

She is.

Do you know the little clip thing?

The tongs?

Hey Hayley, how was it? Good.

She was great.

Yeah, she is great.

Give her a raise.

You're dreaming.

Do you want to go on a two hour break?

Yes. Would definitely rather give Max or
Hayley a break. A person that's in a

little bit of a higher position should
never take a break before their

teammates. Luca knew that we had an
excursion since the beginning of the

charter. So at that stage, should have
given break earlier before that.

But it's just what it is, you know. I'm
not going to throw a hissy fit or a

tantrum like Max.

Just come back for one hour to help us
pack up and then you're finished for the

night. Bro, don't go. Yeah.

Wait. Yeah.

What is the problem?

One way in, one way out. Can you, like,
shut up a little bit?

My friend, it's so heavy.

What? Yeah.

We don't have time to sit around and
wank. I'm just going to deal with it.

Hello, it's Jimmy's phone.

Hi, Mattia.

Fantastic. I will call you back shortly
with regards to everything else.

Thank you so much.

Your act is at the dock for pickup.

Sweet baby Jesus. Let me go find him
here.

Did we lift our tender?

What's wrong?

I need a mentalist to be picked up.

What's a mentalist?

That's a person that reads your mind.

I don't have anything in the water,
yeah.

We can launch a tender, but it'll take
us 15, 20 minutes.

We'll have to put it in the water.

Aww.

There could have been better
communication on both parts, but it

nice if, like, maybe Luca came up to me
and said, yo, do you need a tender later

on? We're pulling it up. That's what's
happened on my past boat.

Yo, we've got to launch the tender.

Why are we launching the tender? We need
someone picked up. We need someone

picked up at the bar.

Why didn't you say something before it?
To me, it's...

Pretty straightforward.

The boatman goes, talk to the chiefs.
They communicate about what's going to

happen later on during the day, during
the night. This is definitely the first

time that some cracks are showing in
their experience in these positions.

what did you guys do the whole day on
the boat?

Have a tea party, you know?

How's it going to end, bro?

I'll pick him up. Max, you can go down
and shower.

You want that good, bro?

No, no, you go on a break. Okay.

Dinner tonight is going to be three
courses.

I know Americans love pork belly, right?

You do?

Yeah, right.

Well, I'm going with it. Pork belly is
quite popular in northern Italy.

I'm going to roll the pork belly in
honey as well to give it a nice

caramelization.

Mamma mia.

Ciao. You can come on.

Okay. Hi.

Looks good.

How are you?

I'm good.

I hear you've got magic powers.

Yeah. My whole thing is if guests are
happy, then I'm happy.

And right now, there's no complaints.

I didn't, like, f*** up.

No, I can actually do something right.

Miss Moneypenny.

006 is right here. Shut the f*** up.

The mentalist is ready for you guys.
What is? The mentalist.

Right out here.

Just to know some fun times before
dinner.

How many of you know what a mentalist
is?

I have no idea what the f*** is going
on.

I cheers you, but you don't have a
drink, you f***.

I don't think anyone knows what a
mentalist is.

Can you pay them not to read my mind?

Now I want to try an experiment.

Can I ask you to help me? I'm going to
ask you to think about a very famous

place that you've never been before, but
maybe you want to visit in the future.

Try to project to me this place for the
first time.

Can you tell everybody what place are
you thinking about?

Australia. Australia, like this?

Yes.

Thank you very much.

This was amazing.

Lara, Lara, you can go down.

Copy this.

Think about a card. Please write it
here, okay, under the card.

Please draw something. Can you tell all
about what the card are you thinking

about? The king of spades. The king of
spades. Yes. Please show it to

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, shoot!

Oh, wow. That was amazing.

How's it going?

Don't ask me anything now.

You also have like a sort of drawing in
your mind, correct?

Can I see what you draw?

Sure. Okay, what is it?

It's a spade. Ah, it's a spade. So maybe
something like this.

Thank you. You were awesome.

Did you enjoy your nap? Oh, it was
amazing.

I don't remember falling asleep.

We touched Jesus.

You touched Jesus?

It's weird.

I know how you feel like everyone in
here didn't like me.

No, it's not that. I think if Toomey and
Kyle see you working hard and always

doing something, then they'll respect
you more.

Do we have any deckhand available just
to carry things up, please?

Deck crew, deck crew, coming for Kyle.

Are these clear, yeah? Yeah, they're
clear, Mama.

Oh, don't forget the toiletries.

Yeah, I haven't done that yet.

I'll take four at a time.

This looks good. I need some chocolates.

So your first course, pork belly, pork
cuervos, apple puree, and carrot salad.

Enjoy. Thank you.

Really hot.

Four chops and apple sauce.

Howdy, Luca. Have you been just paying
some assistance in the galley just to

clear some of these dishes?

Where did you get those shades? I told
you I'd have to kill you. Are they X

-ray? The only reason I wear them.

X -ray, baby.

Is any of the deckhands helping? No.

Luca has gone to go drop off my men's
ledge.

But where are the rest of them?

Deck team, deck team, is anyone up?

Max, Max, coming for Kyle.

Anybody answer you?

Where are the deckhands?

Max, where are you guys?

Max, where are the deckhands? Luca,
where is everybody?

Can you help?

No. I'm here.

Lars has been in the cabin and Max is
down.

Wheeling out.

You on deck? That's not okay.

I can get Lara as well.

Yeah, we need help with service. We
always have two people on deck. This

okay, Luca.

Okay, sorry about that.

I need someone on deck.

You. Are you usually on deck at this
time?

No, I'm having a break now and then I'm
coming into in -city till 3 a .m.

Okay, but I need, you've got to come on
deck.

It's important to have at least two
deckhands on board in case of an

I have to be able to maneuver. We have
to haul the anchor. Not only is it

safety, we have guests on board. It's
about service. The deck team, they're

there to support the interior because
now it's all about the food, the

because there's no water sports.

You've got to figure this out. Okay.

You can't only have one person. I need
two.

I'm not happy.

Luca, where are you? I come into the
Kermis. I'm not very happy.

Okay. The priority is this. Yeah.

The food.

Okay. This is the stuff that makes me
mad.

Okay. You've got to figure your schedule
out.

They didn't get a break. Well, like when
she calls and calls, the deck crew

needs an answer. Okay.

I'm fucking mad.

I know.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

I can't trust her. There's towels.

All over the floor. We haven't done the
plan.

My patience is gone.

One more chance.

Under those conditions is how I decide
to keep crew.

Yeah, call it.

You okay?

There's something not right with me
right now. Can I get a ride for a crew

member to get him to the doctor?

Where's the hot tub?

There's no one anywhere.

Oh. What the?

You know, up the road, people are trying
to plague it. Not fun for me to tell

you that.

He's a problem.

You have to get him under control or
he's off the boat.