All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S08E06

Previously on Below Deck Med. I thought
you were just in bed. There is a bunch

of people.

Five girls.

Me and my boyfriend have been together
for four months.

He wants this open relationship that I'm
so unsure about.

Are you going to bed?

What do you think? See you tomorrow.

Yeah, exactly.

Luca, I do want to kiss him.

But my boyfriend said, I don't want to
influence your night off. Do what you

need to do. I would just hope that
doesn't hurt me.

Let me finish. Stop putting your hand in
my face. Let me finish. If you're going

to do this, then I'm going to do this
too.

Why am I crying? Why am I laughing?

Why am I... We all just breathe fresh.

Wow. I want to trust it, but I think
it's a tequila.

Stop drinking, Jessica.

If you need to go to the emergency room,
we'll do that. I feel like crap.

We're getting you a car to take you to
the hospital.

Now I have a crew member that's sick and
down.

It's easy. Me and Natalia are getting
along because now I need her.

Roy Jr.

and Osa Orbison are thrilled to return
for their third charter with Captain

Sandy. The guests request a pizza
-making class for the kids. What's their

charter? The guests would like to
treasure hunt around the boat. That'll

funny. You've been smashing it, so
you're going to become the lead

you're joking.

Yeah. Tied up there properly.

Like a bowline and then a hitch or
something.

Don't worry, I know.

When Lara has been promoted, they can't.
I am.

We're not lazy on this. No, we're not
lazy.

What are you doing, bro?

Don't do that.

Lara, you guys can start hauling. Thank
you.

Bro, what the fuck? I just want to tell
you. Calm down, don't worry. You can

have some of my notes, bro. Come on.

Lara, can you relay what he's saying?

Communication sucks.

Hey, the deck for communication has to
be clear and concise.

It's a safety issue.

You, stop arguing.

Okay, now we're good.

No, you need to move.

Okay, okay. That is not okay.

Radio in one hand, remote in the other.
Yeah. And talk.

Yeah. What's going on?

I don't know.

It's going to be good. Okay.

Up and down, two o 'clock.

Okay. Sorry, we're at long stay 12.

We need to hold the button longer. Do
you want to switch?

You can go, Laura. You can go. You need
to lay there with that remote and look

over. Yeah, I think I should do it. And
talk to him. Yeah. Have him move out.

You lay there.

I'll talk. Yeah. Yay.

beyond arguing.

There's a language barrier with Max, but
I think it's also about how he uses his

radio. And he speaks really fast. Just
slow down a little, key the mic, then

speak. Luca needs to figure that out.
He's never worked as a bosun.

Managing the personalities.

...is the hard part.

Anchor is up and down, 3 o 'clock. Copy,
thank you.

Short stay, 3 o 'clock.

Can I clear from you? Thank you, yes,
thank you so much.

Whoever's doing the anchor should have
the remote.

If we can't understand it, make sure you
address this after that. Anchor is

coming up.

Anchor home.

Copy, thank you.

Coil that, please, and put it back.

You can just put it into gear.

Percy, give me a hug.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

I'm always on a yacht on my birthday.

We decorate with all cats.

I want a big f***ing cat.

Oh, honey, don't cry.

I'm 28 years old.

You're doing me a Hello Kitty party, but
I can't drink, so I'm not really

interested.

Where did you put the ojo?

Up your arse. It's there on the side.

Hi.

Steph wants to do the pizza making for
the kids today.

Oh, yeah. Would love to make pizza.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Put it in neutral.

Come in here.

Turn it when you bump!

Turn! So we can run it up slowly.

This is awesome.

Sandy's a great teacher. I'm learning so
many new skills.

I've grown up driving cars and
motorbikes. I love that adrenaline rush.

used to rip around on a sports bike
while she was pregnant with me. Put two

hands here. Push them together.

You know when you're pregnant and you
crave stuff?

Her craving was like petrol.

So she'd like go past the gas station
and be like...

I think it is very game prop. Good job.

Is that your favorite jet ski, Bear?

Are you going to Portofino?

No, no, don't hit the start button when
it's on land, okay?

Me?

Max?

Kyle and I both do speak Afrikaans. If I
need to get something out, I'll cut in

Afrikaans because it just feels better.

That was disgusting.

All of the shit I just said, my mom will
send me to church.

ETA to destination is 50 minutes.

I'm actually better at making beds than
you. I'm just going to sigh out.

No, you're fine. I'm definitely better
at it.

Thank you, Liz. Yeah.

This is a competition.

Yeah. Get away from my bed. Look at this
corner. Oh, wow. You look like you're

amazing. I prepare and I move on.

Well, where are you moving on to? This
one.

Natalia and I have such a brother
-sister relationship.

We tease each other. We love each other.
But Natalia is still very competitive.

There's a constant, I can do better than
you. This is how you need to do things,

which is very annoying.

What's the experience going on here?

Talks and talks, and I hear absolutely
nothing.

Guys, we've got a big day. We're going
for a hike or something. Something

historic.

Oh, they love the crane.

On the radio, I could only hear half of
what you said. You need to hold it, then

start talking.

Direction, and then you've got the stay.

Yeah, first time I do it in English, I
don't think it's cool to come and say,

you know, to point it.

Yeah, but the conversation started with
you asking how much experience I have.

Yeah. Trying to patronize me that I
don't know what you know. No, no, no.

people get frustrated and clash, it
doesn't make it easier. So now that

got the... And make some humor on the
radio.

Don't do that.

Luca's calm and he's got patience with
the bloke and I don't. I've always been

an angry little child. Like my mom even
said, since I was born, I would get

blackouts where I just get so angry and
start smashing.

Me and my mom have been alone since I
was three years old, and she just

to keep us alive.

At one point, we didn't have a house we
lived in.

I had to go live with my aunt, but it
taught me to not be lazy and to work

towards something that you want, because
I never want to be in that situation

again. We'll work it out.

Okay, so the deal is 11 o 'clock, the
kids do pizza with you, 12 o 'clock

Can I just let Natalia know that as
well, because she's going to be doing it

with me.

Hey, what's up? Excuse me, please don't
touch me. In the workplace, it's

inappropriate.

Gotta do it.

Back home. Work.

Can I start oiling up?

Yeah, do it.

Oh, my.

Pressuring me about Luke like having a
free -for -all where you get to go to

Thailand. Like what is he doing over
there? There's definitely double

happening right now.

You're right.

I get annoyed so I just wanted to sit
down for a bit.

Yeah and I hate it when guys be like all
macho and you know. I have this list of

like everything I hate. I hate
sunglasses indoors.

I'm scared of ant eaters. It just don't
make sense to me. They look prehistoric.

They're not just that big and all only
eat ants.

Why do we have pockets that don't make
sense?

Yeah.

Let's go back to work.

Natalia. Pizza party.

Pizza party, yeah. What are you going to
do at the chef's at 11?

Okay. Okay, cool.

Hayley and Laura. Are you two going to
drop the anchor?

Copy. We're on the bow already.

Drop the anchor. Drop the anchor.

That is five shekels in the water. Okay,
great. Lock it down. We're good.

Good job. They start putting shit in the
water.

We're all clear.

We'll do the slide.

Okay, let's go, guys.

So where are we now? Do you know?

It's five towns, and you can't get to
them except with a boat.

Ready to make pizza? Ready to make some
pizza?

Yeah!

We'll take the carabiner off. I want to
try and fit them in this gap.

Okay, boys, remember to listen to Chef.
He's the boss, okay?

When I lived in Vietnam, as well as
being a chef, I was an English teacher

kids. They were three years old. I was
basically a babysitter. So that's the

approach, I'd say.

Oh, Seth's got a hole in his knee, so I
don't. Oh, yeah, weird. She's black. She

has a big old black belly.

Yours is strange.

Mine's cool.

Yeah, that's it. Just clap it.

Hi.

He's killing me. I know. You know, I
clap a whole day in six -inch heels. It

doesn't hurt as much as I do service.

So sorry.

Did you sleep well last night?

Yeah, I didn't wake up last night.

Well, Natalia can talk. You can be so
glad.

But I'm not wearing a mask.

My boyfriend's literally gone out.

I need an open relationship with Double
K and Bullshit. He wrote a really good

one the other day saying he wants my
babies and that made me very turned on.

think I'm finally becoming a woman.

Natalia, go to...

I thought Kyle and Natalia were friends,
but if he's talking about her,

he's definitely talking about me.

Like, that's not a friend. I don't know
what's going on, but whatever it is,

it's not genuine.

So just get your tomato sauce.

Oh, look at those girls on you. Right,
this is the topping time.

Whichever we want to put on, we put on.

Okay, guys, mine's done.

That looks awful.

Awfully delicious.

Okay, are we ready to go in the oven?
All right, we're going to pour flour on

one of the boys on the back. No, I want
to do it on the front. Okay, follow me.

Let's pour it on their heads.

I need to sit down for like five
seconds.

Have you ever done this? I've never done
this before.

Let me first check up on them.

Yeah, check on them. I'm going to wash
these.

Hey, the chef's coming through.

Whoa!

Those little crotch goblins running
around.

Why do you want that on your head?

You wanted it on my head.

Do you know how to work the crane?

Yeah. Can you turn it on and just, like,
cable out a little bit, please?

Oh, that's good.

Cable out, cable out.

Cable out, not in.

Wait, wait, I need to figure. It's not
right on the picture, so I'm figuring.

It says cable out.

I don't understand.

It doesn't matter what the title of Lara
is.

I don't think Lara respects me. I feel
it. I see it.

I don't care.

Cable out, yeah.

No.

Cable out.

Cable out.

Coming up. Luca.

It's not going to be good.

Wait, wait, I need to figure, it's not
right on the picture, so I'm figuring.

It says cable out.

Cable out, yeah.

No. This woman, I have to feel really
like Lara is exorcised.

Exorcised.

Okay, stop.

Just a little bit up.

Exorcised. No, exorcised. You know that.

Exorcised. Exorcised. Yeah, that's good.

Thanks. F*** me.

F*** me.

You know, if I were you guys on my day
off here, I would just lay on that

I've seen you do it.

You're not actually ever seen your half
of the time you were in here.

Kyle lounging again.

It's the most comfortable couch I've
ever sat on.

You're giving me triggers of last
season. Oh, you caught the problem,

Don't worry about it. Kyle, while you're
enjoying coffee, I've vacuumed the

bridge, the day head, the bridge deck
salon, all the way down at my wife's. I

still get, like, a little triggered by
laziness.

Oh, my gosh.

My parents were like, go, go, go, go.

In my childhood, my house was like
immaculate. Dad handled the outside, mum

the inside. So it's like a yacht.
There's the exterior and the interior

loved it. I was helping the neighbours.

They still tell mum, your daughter can
come around any time she wants. She just

cleans our house.

That's how I'm like this.

Whoa.

Yours is over here, man. Wow.

Oh, man.

Maybe you should go on a break or
something. I don't think I'd really be

breaks, it's true. Yeah.

Enjoy your pizza.

Come up the stairs.

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

All right, Daddy's going to try. Daddy's
going to hit it.

You made a spicy pizza, Daddy.

These are great pizzas, guys.

The theme of the day is pirates.

We need to figure out a pizza hunt game.
Oh, that's easy. You have to find a

thousand of them. Perfect.

Away. Jesse, the guests are sitting at
the table, so if you're ready to get

going. I'll start.

Dude, this little kid made some of the
best pizza I've ever had.

The guests want Italian food, which is
great. I'm good at cooking it, and it's

probably my favorite to eat. It's all
about flavor. Like, you could actually

a vegetarian and eat Italian food, and
you wouldn't be unhappy.

Just really fast.

Classic Italian flavor.

Marin.

That's my favorite.

Well, this is good together. You need
this together.

This is the best thing we've had the
whole trip.

Why don't we take them ashore for their
decursion?

Max,

Max, Luca.

Max, Max, Luca.

Looking after Max is like having a
toddler. You've got to guide him to

needs to go. You've got to explain
exactly how something has to be done.

he's not happy, he'll be thrown a
tantrum.

Max. Max, Luca.

Yeah, Luca, go ahead.

Can you please help Haley on the swim
platform?

The good news is it's potty trained, so
I don't have to teach him that.

Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you.

Good. I mean, you think how interesting
can it be, don't you? It's amazing.

We've got to eat all of this and jump
off of the boat. I feel like he wants to

face behavior. What about Roy? Yeah. Oh,
so have you tried this?

Yeah. It could have been like a... Which
is what I wanted.

Don't come with us. Just listen a lot.

I love chaos.

If I sit still, it just destabilizes
everything.

I got it from my mama. I need to go, go,
go, go, go, or not go at all.

When we were younger, like, we had to
get out of bed before 10 o 'clock or

whatever time it was. Even now, if 10 o
'clock hits and I'm still in pajamas,

like, your day's ruined.

After lunch, you're going to a
historical landmark. This is a little

hike up. Just wear comfortable shoes.
Thank you, Timmy. It was delicious.

Pass it on to Jacques.

I will.

Stop making me fat!

I don't like hiking in living hell. I do
not hike. It's not an enjoyable thing.

I'm like, who actually likes walking up
a cliff?

Who likes it? No one. Have fun.

And then when I go back, I'll just sit
down and write this clue. Perfect.

Haley, you're going to go on the
excursion with Natalia, if you don't

hike.

Who's ready to blow this classical
stick?

Hello, everyone.

One, two, three.

Hey, I'm cooking.

Everyone all good?

Woo -hoo.

Ready? Bye -bye.

Order is done.

Dinner at 6 p .m.

Okay, that's for us. I'm going to sit
up, and you're going to go on your

No one understand?

No one on the CERN. Luca didn't tell me
nothing. Okay, but listen, look at me.

We never leave the CERN alone.

Okay, I'm going back there. I'm going
back there. I'm going back there. No,

take an hour break now.

Good,

fancy driving there. That's great work.
Cheers, man.

Everyone say bye.

See ya. Okay, guys, we're going to go to
the monument first.

We're tying up?

Yeah. You just know exactly what I want.

Love you. If you need me, wait for me.
Bye -bye. I just told Max to go down.

Yeah. I'll have a word with someone when
he gets back.

I know, it's irritating.

Maybe we could feed the guy a
compliment.

A little system glitch.

Let's just try.

One thing I've noticed about Max is he
doesn't like being told off. Maybe we'll

try the opposite of that.

I don't know. I'm going to finish the
brief check off. I'm just vacuuming.

Well, you're possible.

Made it. Paradise.

Wow. San Francisco.

This San Francisco is way nicer than San
Francisco, you know. All I know is

we're in this beautiful town of
Monterosso. There's a statue of St.

his dog.

Diocese. Diocese.

Would you like us to take some water?

I don't know if I can pray to him. Maybe
him and his dog could help me figure

out what's happening to my loved ones.

Beautiful. Thank you.

You know how to remember the colors?

Yeah, it's like a... Rub your balls.

Balls? Yeah, with grease.

Who's a psycho who didn't invent that?

Red, yellow, blue, white.

Rub your balls with grease.

Oh,

it's a beautiful view.

Is that one all the way over there? No,
we're right around the corner.

Whenever you guys want to leave, I'll
call the boat.

I think we're ready.

Do you mind sending the tender now,
please?

I'll send it through. Thank you. Luca,
Natalia, if you're ready.

Okay. Tender's on its way.

It was nice to get out. I needed to,
like... I need to get some fresh air.

Chefy, dinner at 6 p .m. Yeah. Oh, that
looks so nummy.

It's all fake sea breeze. Turn.

Throw everything on the table. Won't see
a thing, gorgeous.

Yeah. Let's all wave bye -bye.

Thank you. Thank you. All that walking
worked up an appetite.

Then it's going to be 6 p .m. That's
great.

Perfect. Do you have some grapefruit
salt? We do.

And this is for the kids. Thank you.
This is what we needed. Of course.

It's the greatest vacation ever.

What's the other thing, Chris?

You're making me look good.

Which one did you like?

The gold one.

Oh, my God.

Max, you're doing great.

Thank you, Laura.

Anyway, guys, some positivity.

You're doing amazing.

Chefy, chef, chef.

Yes? You just asked me if a plate's on
the table. Is it buffet time again?

so I'm doing a plate.

Is that quite a normal table?

Yeah. The table should be still.
Nothing's falling.

Calm down, slow down. It'll be all good.

I feel like my relationship is now
definitely affecting my work life.

It's just adding so much more anxiety
and stress on me.

I like to tell people that I'm dealing
with because I just vent and I vent

This reset definitely needed to happen
to me. The small step I take to not go

towards violence.

Head.

Coming up. Pirate flag.

Secure the bag to receive the clue.

You have to get Captain Sharp by.

Oh, oh, oh. We're doing a suit of arms.

Have some fun today, kids.

It's like pure love.

We're going to go for a boat ride. It's
like an hour and 15.

That's perfect.

Are we eating at 6 or 6 .30? Let's say 6
.30. 6 .30? That's good for the crew,

too. That sounds great.

Let's give them some time. 6 .30. Thank
you.

Hello. I'm going to let this young lady
haul the anchor, and then when we get to

Porto Venere, you can do the drawing.

Just watch what I pull.

Do you want to do the wing like you did?

You're driving.

Yeah. So when I'm driving, I'm like,
whoa.

Like, that's the nicest thing that I've
heard out of a captain's mouth. Give her

the wing station so she can have a
visual.

Every time I see Laura, she works really
hard.

Good job.

And she cares.

I want her to see just how important
communication is. Because when you're at

the helm, you're not watching. You're
maneuvering.

Okay, boys, you can start hauling the
anchor, please.

Copy that.

Give it a few seconds to kick in gear.

Copy that, thank you. My dream job is to
be a captain. I even get shivers now

when I, like... No captain has ever let
me do this.

I'll never forget it.

I can remember even when I was young, I
had a vision of myself being a captain

of a boat with a little monkey on my
shoulder, like Captain Hook.

The little monkey.

Coming to the bridge, to the wheel.
Yeah.

It means the world to me. The anchor is
high.

Thank you, boys. Good job.

Good job.

Cool.

Okay, go into gear and then make a turn.

That's real.

Yeah, so you're telling it to go two
degrees and that's your angle. Oh, I

understand.

That's good.

That's a good turn. Now go back to
center.

Excellent work.

How yet?

Thank you, brother.

I was honestly a bit stressed, but what
an experience.

I think she'd make a great captain.
She's like a little Sandy back in the

Captain, let's do this again soon.

Okay.

Does it look Italian to you, though? I
feel like I'm in Italy right now.

All crew, all crew.

ETA to destination in 50 minutes.

You know Arancini?

Oh. No, but listen.

Huh? Because it's Pirate Day.

Cannonball Arancini.

As soon as you roll up service, I'll run
down housekeeping.

Oh, my God.

Come on, boys. Come on, everybody.

So crusted bream. Looks gorgeous, by the
way.

There's one more plate, which will be
ready when you get back.

Yeah, we're moving. We're moving, dude.

Okay, let's go.

We've done beautiful decorations here.
Is this the result, Kyle? Look how

beautiful this is. Oh, so good.

I like eating while we're moving. It's
like music. Oh, my God. That's the beam,

right? The beam? Cream.

Kyle, to the rescue.

I'm doing the dishes.

Laura is back in the party.

Yes, brother.

Good job, Maxipad.

It's like a light switch went off. Oh,
there we go.

Now I know how to deal with your ass.

You're doing amazing.

I've built up skills in life, you know.

Completely from out of space.

I feel

Natalia being very

stable. It's a reset on the inferior.

But she's not above regression.

No guests are complaining, but she's
convincing herself that there is

wrong when no one else can see anything.

The drama, girl. The drama.

I heard you.

All crew, all crew.

We'll be arriving at our destination in
six minutes.

Ooh!

Can I grab your stick?

Yeah. Come on, boys, it's time for us to
go to bed. Okay, I'm going to try to

move. Drop the anchor.

Bridge, that is one shackle. Great, I'll
get down.

What a good day.

Okay, I'll be downstairs.

potty potting to do.

Okay.

If you've ever looked like a lesbian,
it's now.

Okay, who's ready for the rules of
bones?

Nobody knows how to play except her, so
she makes up the rules. It's not true.

You could be going around with that,
Jess.

Is Jess coming back?

I don't know. I've not heard from her.

Is it because you want to shove your
tongue down her throat? I don't. I'm

married.

Married to the wife of... Yeah,
hopefully she comes back. She was cute.

Most full -on pirate day.

Yeah. One. What, we're playing Yahtzee?
And five. It sounded so much cooler when

it was bones.

Find the cook with the hook to receive
the book to take a look. The final clue.

Lara, you've got all tomorrow. I'll tell
you what your jobs are on here.

Everyone in the morning, you have to be
dressed in your pirate outfits as soon

as you wake up. Because they're going to
have the clues in the room.

What is that noise?

I float in the ocean and I go under sea.
You will find me floating in the

jacuzzi. What is it? It's a submarine.

These envelopes are going to be around
the boat. That's amazing.

I made this type, huh? No, no.

Bedtime. How are they?

Picking up what I'm putting down?

Yeah. I hate to just, like, win a couple
times and leave, but Erica's going to

be mine.

It's not this way. You're picking it up,
huh? I'm going to put it behind the

bar. Night, night.

Gosh, it's leaning on my fat roll.

So what's happening tomorrow?

I'll make sure everyone knows their
little role. The deck is going to be

up balloons. Wake up at like six and
I'll just get it all looking like a ship

out there.

I'll come help you. It's going to be so
cute.

Guys, we're going to have to wake up
looking like pirates.

I love it. I feel like Natalia's
attitude has completely changed.

Most likely we'll never be best friends.

But if I had met Natalia as a child,
maybe things would have been a bit

different from what it has been.

Unfortunately, I saw the demon first.

Stop putting your hand in my face.
You're going to do this and I'm going to

this to you.

God damn it.

All right, guys. All the machines are on
and nothing's turned over. Daddy loves

you.

Good luck with your bra on. All right.

Night -night.

Okay, good night.

You need, like, a hair extension or
something.

Okay.

This is you. This is me.

You're crazy.

You love the plot.

Do you want it or not?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, now hold the... Who's my
fixationer? I was joking.

Mike, what do you want, girl?

Is it on or is it off?

To be honest, I've got some feelings for
Natalia. She's definitely my type.

Mel, I put my fucking on it. Did you?

But it's starting to get a little bit
harder.

Who am I to Natalia?

A side B?

Coming up... We're going in between
these two right here. We got a pretty

spot. The gap looks even smaller than
the boat.

I don't know how Sandy trusts me to sink
all this thing in.

Arrgh!

Oh boy, matey!

Come on, we must find the pearl.

Have some fun today.

Kids, hop on the fun train.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning.

Let's run through one more time.

Alarms are going off.

If you see any of the guests, send them
to the bridge and the treasure will be

on the bar.

Good morning.

Chefy, chefy. Chef special is omelette
and it's toppings of your choice.

I will have a omelette with eggs.

And black olives. Just cheese in mine.
Just cheese. I'm not doing cocktails

tonight. I'm just going to drink beers.

I want to drink gin and tonic like a
clothy girl.

I'm behaving.

I don't think I... You've got to stop
that.

Who? Talia.

Ah. You should just gun it.

She's just a bit shy about it.

Boyfriend. But it's an open
relationship.

Exactly. Go for it, you know. It's
allowed, so... Hello?

Hi, Captain Sandy, it's Jan.

Hi, how are you feeling?

A ton better.

That is so great. So I will see you at
the dock in Genoa. I'll be there.

So this needs to be hidden on deck.

This is for you. Oh, my God, it's
beautiful.

What time do you want to do the treasure
hunt?

Whatever is easy.

Okay, we can do that. Say, ahoy, matey.
You write your first clue. You'll write

it, and then you'll hand it to start
off. Was it good?

Very good. We're winding down.

Nice.

Let's go downstairs.

We're living in here.

Natalia, Natalia.

Go ahead.

You can start getting ready.

Copy. All crew, we can start getting
into our positions.

When I got into yachting, I was a kid's
coordinator and a nanny of, like, three

little boys. So pirate parties are,
like, definitely in my... I've got them

pat. To your position.

Me and Luca can role -play pirates in my
camelader.

All right.

To the front!

Back to the front! To the front!

That's actually tight.

Okay.

Ahoy, mateys! I need your help to find
the lost treasure of Yacht Mystique.

Yes, Captain!

Okay, here's your first clue, boys. Near
the piano, you will see a cannonball

with a clue near a key.

Whoa!

Oh, near a key.

It would be here. Oh, well, it's here.

Captain Danger's got to read the next
clue.

Clue number two.

Outside the doors you will see a
cannonball game.

You need to score three to receive your
next clue.

Cannonball game.

Yay!

Find a pirate fight with a Captain Shark
bite.

Oh, this is so mean.

Captain Shark bite. Get Captain Shark
bite.

Oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, here's the next one. Find the cook
with the hook to take a look at the last

clue.

Okay,

you win.

Pirate flag, secure the bag to receive
the last clue.

It's a real treasure boat.

This was so sweet. Natalia's so great.

Thank you so much.

It was fun. Really fun. Get that back to
me.

Natalia's treasure hunt is amazing.

And this is why I wanted her to do it.
Because I knew this is something she

would enjoy. That's up her alley. And I
don't have to do it because I couldn't

care less.

And she put so much love into it that
I'm actually really, really proud.

We can pull it in. Yeah.

All right.

I'm going to send the crane down.

Yeah. Good job.

Well done.

Thank you so much for participating.

It was fun. Kind of glitched my spirit.

Oh, no, not to the other eye. It's the
only way I can see.

Deck crew, uncover the wing stations,
please.

Copy that.

Anchor up. Anchor up.

Up and down.

Web, center, on board.

Encore at the water line.

Encore at home. Good job.

Thank you, Max.

Max is definitely a lot more productive
when he's encouraged. I think he takes a

lot more initiative as well, and he
takes a bit more pride in his work. It's

good to finally start learning how he
works instead of just getting

Nice work.

Thank you very much, Captain.

I feel smart.

We need to maneuver in the mine. Are we
ready for the real? Good.

What are you thankful for, Bo? Are we
thankful that we had such a good time in

this boat?

I'll miss you.

Sandy, Sandy, are you happy for us to
put the fenders over?

Yes, go ahead.

I'm going to take it on the starboard
wing.

Your port side is clear. You're free to
swing whenever you want. I'll do the

port side. You can do the starboard
side.

30 metres to the boat on your starboard
side. We're going in between these two

right here. Are we going in there?

Going there.

If anyone's available, could we get a
hand with the fenders?

Copy, on my way.

The gap looks f***ing smaller than the
boat.

How the f*** am I going to squeeze this
thing in there? What do you want me to

do? Just stand at one of the fenders.
Okay. We've got a pretty tight spot.

I'll stand this spot.

You've got 20 metres to the ground line
this turn. I don't know how Sandy trusts

me to f***ing call this thing in. Two
metres on your starboard side.

We've got one metre on our starboard
side.

15 metres to the dock.

I don't know what...

I don't know.

They're in there, aren't they?

You've got two metres on your port side,
just passing the ground lines now.

Two metres on your starboard side. Oh,
it's quite a close fit.

I don't know what I'm doing.

This is intense.

I was stressing.

You've got one metre on your port side
at the moment.

All good over there, Hayley?

Yep. She is amazing.

Yeah. She is amazing.

Look how f***ing tight we are.

Okay, you've got one metre on your port
side, ten metres to the dock.

That's good.

We're looking good, Sandy. We're just
throwing our lines ashore now.

Holy s***.

As soon as they're giving twists.

How you doing up there, Lara?

You got some tension?

No, it's good. Okay, there's nice
tension here.

Cool, we're starting to get tension back
here. Well done, brother.

Good job, everyone.

It was amazing.

It's been incredible.

That was so stressful.

Well, we got it. Why are you so shocked?

That was awesome.

Luca really drove it in. I will see you
soon.

All good on the bow? I'm not going to do
any push -up today.

All crew, all crew, let's meet for guest
departure.

We smashed that.

All right. See you later.

Thanks for everything. Thank you so
much. Goodbye.

Jack. Well, we are so lucky. This has
been the best vacation ever. The thought

and effort behind the treasure hunt
warms my heart. Thank you. Sandy, we

you. We always feel safe in your hands.
Thank you for the opportunity.

Thank you. Peace and love.

Peace and love. All right. Out of our
whites into our reds, we'll meet in the

Sky Lounge for our tip meeting.

Good job.

Should I massage me?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, wow.

Hey, mate, that was quick.

What just happened?

Nothing. Why'd you get a semi on her
butt?

Shut up, Kyle. It wasn't a semi. I
thought what I saw.

The tension is high. This game's been
going on too long. Hopefully something

happens tonight.

I'll be rubbing my balls in grease if
not.

Ah. Cuckoo.

Is that everybody?

I'm missing... I'm missing Jess. Sorry,
I'm late. Okay, so...

Interior. Amazing job.

You are down a person. I never had any
concern.

What you did for the treasure hunt was,
yes, give her a hand.

Thank you.

Luca, you stepped into a bosun's
position like you have been there.

job. Let's give them a hand because they
deserve one.

And, Laura, all right, lead deckhand.

Let's just say you did an awesome job.

You see what needs to get done, and you
do it, and thank you.

Honestly, you're an awesome team.

That's a good thing. Yes, you're going
to like this.

$28 ,000.

What?

Yes, please.

$2 ,300 a person.

That's great.

And that's big volume.

So Jess is returning.

She's all clear. So you're going to have
that support time. Well done, everyone.

99 % better. I'll do everything that I
need to do. Head, bed, service,

housekeeping, laundry.

Put me in, coach. I'm ready.

Are you feeling better?

Much better, girl. You even look better.

Of course, Jess would all of a sudden be
okay on the night out, hey?

Yeah, I'm the first to get ready.

That looks very beautiful.

Thanks, honey.

Natalia, girth or length?

Girth. I love a bit of girth, hey?

Luca!

He flushed his dick in the mirror.

I want to pee. Why is it so big?

What's big? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All
right, let's go.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Kyle, have you ever been down on a girl?

I could never.

But let me stick my finger up on a
prostrate and I will send you to the

This is the most sexual group ever.

Thank you.

Nothing's happening on the boat for me,
is it? Let's face it. I've got to

venture out. I've got to go mingling.

Where are you from?

London. She'll do.

It can't go on the way it's going.

I know, it can't.

Every time, me and Luke are touched at
this stage.

I don't know, I feel like I'm a fucking
sex addict.

Jesus Christ.

I'm, like, sweating.

Hurry up. You'll make it.

I hate you.

I feel left out.

There's three T2s on board. Like, why
the f*** would they need me? Honey, you

take his dream material.

Thank you.

Lady Rip.

Hi.

I'm good. I'm at the club. What are you
doing?

I just feel, I don't know what the human
position I'm in at the moment.

Like, it's just weird. You live and work
with people, then you become obviously

close naturally.

But I understand, it's a leisure sleep,
it's over, then you wouldn't like it. I

wouldn't do that.

I would never like it.

AJ wants her to be like, not different
than anybody else, but he gets to be

different than everybody else. I know, I
know, I know, I know.

You can be doing whatever you want in
Asia, and I've got to deal with that.

Well, I'm stuck on a 50 vote.

There's totally sexual tension between
Luca and Natalia. I think she doesn't

really know what she wants.

I'm like, just do it already.

All right, I love you, bye.

Are you okay?

I'm in the worst situation of my life.

Do you want a drink?

Oh my God, I'm with you. I don't want to
do a look up. My life is destroyed.

You don't have to talk about it. Are you
okay, darling? Leave it, I can be right

with him.

There we are, daddy.

Hello.

What's going on?

The chase goes on.

Let's bow.

Yeah, grandma.

No, leave that, leave that, leave that,
leave that, leave that, leave that,

leave that, leave that, leave that.

Back. Come, Doug. Oh, Jesus.

He can do what he wants, but he can't do
what you want. I don't know about that.

Jacuzzi.

Kiss right now. Stop being stupid.

Yes!

That doesn't count.

Yes!

What the f*** have I done?

Bad, bad, bad.

So good, but so bad.

What is it? What can we do for you?

I need to put this back.

Okay, bye. I'm going to the thing.

I'll come lay next to you if I'm the
kind.

Get outside.

Kyle, you can come up.

No, it's difficult.

Sweet

dreams,

Angel. Good night.

It's not going to be good.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Hi. Since they're all women and they're
quite young, as much as you're tempted,

maintain your... I love this suit.

You're talking to me.

Go on, Rob. You told me to be honest
with you. That was it. You're acting

I'm about to move away with this person.
What's wrong?

It's just only mentally I'm doing well
on the boat.

Why would you go to me behind my back
and tell her that I make you feel like a

green stew?

No, that is a bad way.

I've been the common denominator between
all of you, uniting a team.

We're like a bit of downforce on the
tail.

Yes, exact.

Like him? I can sing myself.

I can broadcast in Sandy's rear.