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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,200 WOULD I LIE TO YOU? 2 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,200 THE BEGINNINGS 3 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,360 History and geography: A. "Serious student." 4 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,680 Economics: A. "Excellent, keep it up." 5 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,720 Darling, look at this. 6 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,320 You make your parents so happy. 7 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,000 It's not easy, but I hang on in there. 8 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,360 Philosophy: B. 9 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,120 "Well done, Serge! Promising results." 10 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,880 Is "philosophy" spelled with an "F"? 11 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,760 Of course it is. It's Greek. 12 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,920 I know there's an "F", but I thought it was at the start. 13 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,200 What do you know about Greek? 14 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,400 I'm so proud of you. 15 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,920 Well done, my boy. 16 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,560 Mum. 17 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,320 Mum. 18 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,600 What time is it? 19 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,760 Oh, dear! Mrs Legrand is coming for her daughter's dress at nine. 20 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,840 Thanks, sweetie. 21 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,200 Don't put your milk bowl in the meat sink. 22 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 It's a sin. 23 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,240 Busting my balls! 24 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,240 He's doing his baccalauréat. 25 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,600 All you care about is him. No one cared when I did my exams! 26 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,200 You see this cheque? 27 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Take a good look. 28 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,600 It's the last. 29 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,600 Thanks, Dad. 30 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,920 Do you hear me? 31 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,600 If you don't learn that your shop's float isn't your pocket money, 32 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,400 then come and work with me. 33 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,000 And there, believe me, you'll know what real work is. 34 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,760 Dad, I swear this is the last time. 35 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,840 I'm working like a maniac. 36 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,680 That must be why you're still in pyjamas at almost noon. 37 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,560 - It's Friday. - Don't you get customers on Friday? 38 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,480 My partner's there. 39 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,520 Partner? You have to watch a partner like a pot on the boil. 40 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,200 Let your guard down and... you're dead! 41 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,400 It won't happen again, Dad, I swear. 42 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,080 - He's working his way up. - Working his way up? 43 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,520 He's no self-made man! 44 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,320 People get up early to work. "Working his way up"! 45 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,320 Can't he spread it himself? 46 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,000 Aristotle differentiates several forms of constitution. 47 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:42,400 The good ones, which provide peace, prosperity and stability. 48 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,720 And the bad... 49 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,600 Marinelli isn't wearing any panties 50 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,680 ...and civil war. 51 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,320 Which begs the question... 52 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,600 Benamou. 53 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,200 What's the subject? 54 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,600 Constitution. 55 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,720 What? 56 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,560 Prostitution, sir. 57 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,480 Funny. Three hours of detention. 58 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,560 Next time, you're out. 59 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,880 So, as I was saying: monarchy, 60 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,320 aristocracy, democracy... 61 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,200 Put your fingers in your mouth like that. 62 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,200 Benamou! 63 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,000 - Principal! - It wasn't me! 64 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,200 Move it! 65 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,400 You're my cousin's friend? 66 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,000 You got a brain problem or something? 67 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,760 Now hang on, Patrick! 68 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,880 How's his schoolwork? 69 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,520 I really worry about him. 70 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,120 So you want to work in the Sentier? 71 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,520 Yes, I dream of being a salesman. 72 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,920 But his mum mustn't find out. She'd kill him. 73 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,800 - I told him you knew lots of people. - Of course. I know everyone. 74 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,880 Come with us tonight to the Apocalypse. I'll introduce you to some people. 75 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,520 Thanks. 76 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,720 Patrick. 77 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,360 Can you come for a minute? 78 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,600 What is it now? 79 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,600 A customer won't pay for having her film too long. 80 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,080 - Just tell her it's the rules. - She won't listen. 81 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,240 I have to do everything here. Let me show you how it's done. 82 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,000 Sorry, I was a bit late bringing my films back. 83 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,040 Are you kidding? Ten days! 84 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,000 What is this, the post office? 85 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 What? 86 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,240 Relax a bit. That's what videos are for. 87 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,880 You watch the beginning, take a break... 88 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,240 and watch the end a bit later. 89 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,720 That's not the point. 90 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,000 Yvan, go and sort out the fresh stock. 91 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,120 Yvan, please. 92 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,240 Yeah, okay. 93 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,840 He's just following instructions. 94 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,560 Want something else? 95 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,000 Do you have Fame? I can't find it. 96 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,480 Fame? 97 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,400 Of course we have Fame. 98 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:21,200 - Yvan, can you find Fame? - It's not out on video. 99 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,840 I'll see to it. I work a lot with the States. 100 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,760 So what, it's not out. 101 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,800 So? I'll just call Warner. 102 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,680 Call who you like, it won't make any difference. 103 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,200 It doesn't matter. Some other time. 104 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,760 Some other time. 105 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,560 You really put her in her place, eh? 106 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,040 Should I call the police? She's a customer. 107 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,760 Yeah, right. 108 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,680 I'm off. Serge! 109 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,360 I told Illana I'd be home early. 110 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,280 - Just this once. - Are you taking the piss? 111 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,680 You're always late, you watch films all day, I'm the only one who works! 112 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,400 You see, Yvan? Your problem is that you think small. 113 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,480 In life there are eagles and there are beavers. 114 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,400 The beaver spends all day gnawing tree trunks. 115 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,320 He's a toiler. 116 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,800 The eagle soars. 117 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,840 You think he's asleep, but when he dives onto his prey... 118 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,320 it's like lightning! 119 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,320 Think about it. 120 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,000 And you're an eagle? Is that what you mean? 121 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,320 It's nature, you can't change it. 122 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,680 Hey, Tony. 123 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,960 He wants to work after school. Can you find him something? 124 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,080 When can you come? 125 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,960 Wednesday afternoon and Saturday. 126 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:00,520 Come at 2 o'clock on Wednesday. Max de Paris, do you know it? 127 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,800 Max de Paris? Of course. 128 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,960 - Don't be late. - Okay. 129 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,800 Don't mess up, eh? I'm vouching for you. 130 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,200 I have a reputation. 131 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,520 Serge. 132 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,000 What's wrong with your eyes? Don't ogle like that. 133 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,280 - Oh, yeah, you're still a virgin. - Rubbish! 134 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,000 - Are you or aren't you? - No, I mean... 135 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,120 A bit. 136 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,840 A bit? What do you mean, a bit? 137 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,400 Yeah. 138 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,200 Who's he think he is? 139 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,160 This is the VIP table here. All top models. 140 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,680 We can't let some old sod spoil the view, eh? 141 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,360 - Am I right or not? - Of course. 142 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,240 Rafi! 143 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,000 Rafi Marciano, it's great to see you. 144 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,480 Still in the army? 145 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,360 - I got discharged. - No way! 146 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,080 I did a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I stopped eating... 147 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,360 at night I cried for my mummy, 148 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,800 I threatened to jump out of the window... 149 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,080 To tell the truth, 150 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,680 I drove them completely mad. 151 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,080 - When are you going? - Me? Never. 152 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,120 - Flat feet. - That still works? 153 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,160 - It worked for your cousin, right? - That was Tunisia. 154 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,840 And my cousin's eyes too were a bit... 155 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,480 Excuse me. 156 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,000 - What a wanker! - Yes. 157 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,000 Hey, what do you take me for? 158 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,360 He's my cousin, a student, poor thing. 159 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,280 He has no time for fun. 160 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,960 Look at him. 161 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,360 - All alone. - You've got a nerve! 162 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,600 Be nice, you'll be doing a good deed. 163 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,000 I love you. 164 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,120 Good evening. 165 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,800 I'm Sophie. 166 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,120 Sorry, you can't sit here. 167 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,000 Really? Why's that? 168 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,200 It's the VIP table. 169 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,640 The what? 170 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,000 Only top models can sit here. 171 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600 I'm sorry. 172 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,640 Unbelievable! 173 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,240 Really funny! Dickheads! 174 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,960 Sophie, wait! 175 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,440 How did you fuck up this time? 176 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,680 Why didn't you warn me? 177 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,120 - Are you trying to close us down? - No. 178 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,640 You won't be disappointed, Max. He's really good. 179 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,400 Yeah, right. 180 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,520 You schwartze fiss are always so sure of yourselves. 181 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,280 Ever done any selling? 182 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,520 At the flea market in the holidays. 183 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,880 Well, there are no holidays here. 184 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,480 Do what he tells you and nothing else. 185 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,400 - Got it? - Yes, Mr Max. 186 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,480 What are you waiting for? 187 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,760 - Shoot! - Yes. 188 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,800 Hello. Of course it's Max! 189 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,880 He's none too friendly. 190 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,960 You'll get used to it. And don't go by appearances. 191 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,600 Max owns half the neighbourhood. 192 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,840 No kidding? 193 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,440 The Ashkenazi ruled this neighbourhood. 194 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:46,320 They didn't like our arrival. To them we were just schwartze. 195 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,240 - What? - Schwartze fiss. 196 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,160 Returned colonials. It's Yiddish. 197 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,000 Max is a veteran of this neighbourhood. What he says goes. 198 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,000 He can open doors for you. 199 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,440 But if you screw up, you can forget about the Sentier. 200 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,440 Okay. 201 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,680 Rule number one. 202 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,440 No one who walks in the door leaves empty-handed. Got it? 203 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,320 No one leaves empty-handed. 204 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,000 Rule number two. 205 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,960 A customer wanting to buy one article leaves with at least two. 206 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,440 Rule number three. 207 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,320 Don't be afraid to get stuff out, unpack it, throw it about. 208 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,320 It makes the chicks feel guilty. They have to buy something. 209 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,840 That's not bad. 210 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,840 - It's not "not bad", it's great. - Yes. 211 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,520 Fold that lot up, please. 212 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,640 Mrs Mijaoui, how are you? 213 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Just looking at your silhouette, 214 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,320 I know these new furs will be perfect. 215 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,880 You can't say no this time or I'll get annoyed. 216 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,960 Forget it. You've got no chance. 217 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:57,200 I'll invite her to the pictures. I've heard she wants to see Splash. 218 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,000 The mermaid film? You'll be bored shitless. 219 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,520 I'm not going for the film. 220 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Idiot! 221 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,840 Hi. 222 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,280 What are you doing Saturday? 223 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,680 - I was thinking of seeing Splash. - Forget it. 224 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,680 Well? 225 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,480 She's already seen it. 226 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,800 That's a shame. A real shame. 227 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,800 Hello. I'm looking for Marie-Laure Exelmans. 228 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 She's gone out. 229 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,440 I've got a present for her. 230 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,880 Be careful with it, it's something rare. 231 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,280 Say it's from Patrick Abitbol. 232 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,720 Just a second. 233 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,640 There. 234 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,520 Hello. 235 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,560 Madame. 236 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,160 - Isn't the boss in? - Mr Max? No, he went for a coffee. 237 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,800 I'm his right-hand man. 238 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,200 So I see. 239 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,080 - Did the jersey dresses arrive? - Yes. 240 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,200 There? 241 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,800 Yes! 242 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,040 A great choice. 243 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,480 Modern styling, flawless finish... 244 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,840 Try one on. 245 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,440 The fitting room is there. 246 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,160 You're hard to say no to. 247 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,200 You look really beautiful in it. 248 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,280 - Surprised? - No, you were beautiful out of it. 249 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,280 No, I'm sorry, I meant "before". Before you... 250 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,720 Sorry. 251 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,440 - I'll be back. - Very well. 252 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,520 Whenever you like. 253 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,400 I'm Dov. I'm here Wednesdays and Saturdays. 254 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,880 Goodbye, Dov. 255 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,560 Goodbye. 256 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,800 Yes, hello. Is this Marie-Laure Exelmans' residence? 257 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,480 My name is Patrick Abitbol. 258 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,680 Abitbol. 259 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,440 Mademoiselle, a phone call for you. 260 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,880 I'll take it here. 261 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,000 It's Patrick, from Planète Vidéo. 262 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:16,960 Yes. 263 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,200 I'm sorry, I was going to call you, but I was doing stuff and... 264 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,080 Of course. Just as along as you got it. 265 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,640 It's just the sort of film I love. 266 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,720 I'm glad because it wasn't easy to get hold of. 267 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,560 But I have contacts in the States. 268 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,720 It's so nice of you. 269 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,640 I don't know how to thank you. 270 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,480 I have an idea. What are you doing tonight? 271 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,160 I'm busy tonight. 272 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,600 Tomorrow night? 273 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,800 Tomorrow too. 274 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,960 Doesn't leave me much! 275 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,160 Look... 276 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,280 Dinner with my friends on Saturday? 277 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,960 - Are they nice? - No. 278 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,680 But they're not why you're coming. 279 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,320 26 Avenue Matignon. 280 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,480 Well? 281 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,000 She'll bust your balls. 282 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,600 We met at the club. But she gave up tennis for the violin. 283 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,120 - She's a musician? - Didn't she tell you? 284 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,280 She was at the conservatory. An amazing family. 285 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,000 Her father's a banker and her grandfather's big in business. 286 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,920 - He invented minibars. - Little fridges? 287 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,000 No, it was his idea to put them in hotel rooms. 288 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,680 Hoteliers were interested. 289 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,560 But if you have 300 rooms you can't afford that many minibars. 290 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,800 That's where his genius came in. He said: "The fridges are on me." 291 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,280 You see? He bought the fridges, 292 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,520 but he got to fill them. 293 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,800 So each time you buy a small whisky from a minibar... 294 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,440 Granddad gets a cut. 295 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,480 - His company is now a multinational. - Not bad. 296 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,440 In business, you have to get a foot in the door to stop it closing. 297 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,480 - It's the bottom line. - "The fridges are on me." 298 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,520 Genius, eh? 299 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,960 I saw Richard with his slut. 300 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,040 We don't care! 301 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,960 Why mention that arsehole? Can't you see she's moved on? 302 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,680 And he's cute. 303 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,840 - Stop it! We barely know each other. - Yeah, right! 304 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,480 So why did you invite him? 305 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,200 He's not bad, though. 306 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,200 Apart from his boots! 307 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,760 Just the one shop for now, 308 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,760 but it's doing so well I'll have to open more before the year's out. 309 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,040 You're right. Video is the future. 310 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,000 If you're looking for a partner, I'm interested. 311 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,440 Would I lie? I'll talk to my partner. 312 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,840 "Would I lie"? 313 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,360 You're a colonial, right? 314 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,600 A Rolex, weekends in Deauville? Would I lie? 315 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,320 - Jean-Marc, that's enough. - What? 316 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,320 - Is that how I talk? - "Is that how I talk?" 317 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,120 Cut it out, Jean-Marc! 318 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,840 What? I'm only joking. Sorry, no offence. 319 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,200 I'm sorry. 320 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,240 They have no manners. 321 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,840 It's fine. 322 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,480 - Please. - I insist. 323 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,400 The bill is on me. 324 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,800 Have a good look first. 325 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,200 We tease the poor guy, then he pays. 326 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360 Are you sure? 327 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,120 Would I lie? 328 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,160 Thanks for dinner. 329 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,440 And sorry, they were odious. 330 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,560 It's okay, it wasn't nasty. 331 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,360 Well... 332 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,960 goodbye. 333 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,000 Yes. 334 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,160 Goodbye. 335 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,640 Do you really play the violin? 336 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,840 Yes. Why, do you like classical music? 337 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,440 Of course. 338 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,360 I don't know that much, 339 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,120 but I like Mozart, Saint-Preux... 340 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,040 Yes, I see. 341 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,520 Sorry. Don't you like me? 342 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,800 No, no, it's not that. 343 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,800 I mean that you... 344 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,520 I like you. 345 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,840 But I'm just getting over a pretty complicated relationship. 346 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,840 We planned to live together, 347 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,120 then I found out he was sleeping with my friend. 348 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,120 It's not very original. 349 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,200 But it's mostly just sad. 350 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,800 It depends on your point of view. 351 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,120 For me, the sad thing would be if you were still with him. 352 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,520 There, a smile! 353 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,800 Eyes sparkling. 354 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,240 Maybe next time I can change your point of view. 355 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,800 Shall I call you? 356 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,160 No. I'll call you. 357 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,000 They don't mess about with me. 358 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,240 The first one... I make an example. 359 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,800 After that, all the others toe the line. 360 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,200 He's a guy who can't score, so... 361 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,000 You with me, Serge? 362 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,280 Serge. 363 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,560 Hi. 364 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,800 Okay? 365 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,440 Just watch her brush him off. 366 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,760 What are you doing? 367 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,320 No, Serge, no! 368 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,560 You're suspended for three days. 369 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,240 Enough time to think about your behaviour. 370 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,840 And I'll see your parents. 371 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,400 - My parents? - No avoiding it this time. 372 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,400 Two months ago they couldn't come because they had a virus. 373 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,600 Then their car caught fire. 374 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,440 And last time they were stuck in Africa. 375 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,840 It's not possible. 376 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,760 They still haven't got back? 377 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,160 No, no, they're... 378 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,120 They're... 379 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,600 They're dead. 380 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 What? 381 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,000 This is no joking matter. 382 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,960 I swear! Their plane crashed, 383 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,160 they couldn't... 384 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,400 - Was it the flight from Kinshasa? - The what? 385 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,160 The flight from Kinshasa. It was on the news. 386 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,440 The plane crashed in the sea. 387 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,160 Why didn't you say? 388 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800 I didn't dare. 389 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,360 You should have told me. 390 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,120 That's what I'm here for. Where are you living? 391 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,320 With my pa... my aunt. 392 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,240 - He needs to talk to Madame Perlès. - Madame Perlès? 393 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,280 The school psychologist. 394 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,680 She's really nice, she'll take good care of you. 395 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,840 No, no, there's no need. 396 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,680 I'm well looked after. 397 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,920 There's my Uncle Henri, there's my cousin... 398 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,800 I can't really complain. 399 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,200 The poor lad. 400 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,280 Such courage! 401 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,840 Thanks, Dov. You've made me go mad again. 402 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,200 It's not my fault if everything suits you. 403 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,800 - Come back soon. - My pleasure. 404 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,200 Okay? Or I'll get annoyed. 405 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,000 Great! 406 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,800 Learning the ropes. 407 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,000 Take this to my place. The address is on it. 408 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,400 - Right now? - No, next year! 409 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,400 For the taxi. 410 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,160 Go on, shoot! 411 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,960 Max, honestly, you could have praised the kid. 412 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,640 Why? He's here to sell, isn't he? 413 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,120 Surprise! 414 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,000 No, Alf! 415 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,360 Be nice, he's Max's right-hand man. 416 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,680 Right? 417 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,160 Come in. 418 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,480 I'm sorry, I didn't know that you... You must have thought me crass. 419 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,400 I liked it, a handsome young man flirting with a woman my age. 420 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,640 No, Madame, you're not old. 421 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,960 Old enough for you to call me madame. 422 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,400 My name's Hélène. A drink? 423 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,400 - No, I... - Sit down. 424 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,440 - Want one? - No, thanks. 425 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,280 How old are you? 426 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,600 Eighteen. 427 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,280 Almost nineteen. 428 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,120 And on days other than Wednesday, what do you do? 429 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,240 I go to school. I'm in my last year. 430 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,440 But all I want to do 431 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,560 is sell. 432 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,600 I'm sure you'll make it. You have all the right attributes. 433 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,600 Well, I'll be off. 434 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,800 Wait a minute. Do I scare you or something? 435 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,440 No, Madame Finkelstein. 436 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,080 Stop calling me that! 437 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,920 Yes, Madame Finkel... Yes. 438 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,840 We can get to know each other. 439 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,920 Got a girlfriend? 440 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,480 I bet you've got lots. 441 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,880 Don't tell me no. 442 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,920 With that angelic face you must be a heartbreaker. 443 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,000 Am I wrong? 444 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,200 I really must go. 445 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,120 Wait a minute. 446 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,000 I need you. 447 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,080 I want your advice about something. 448 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,400 - Dov! - Yes? 449 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,080 Can you come here, please? 450 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,080 Yes, coming. 451 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,920 Close the door. 452 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,600 - Who is she? - I can't tell you. 453 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,040 - Do I know her? - No. 454 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,760 - What's going on? - Nothing. 455 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,680 - Dov's slept with an older woman. - Serge! 456 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,040 - Shit! - She's 39, you said. 457 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,400 Do you want to get me killed? 458 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,760 Tell us about it. 459 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,040 No, guys, you can't even imagine it. 460 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,080 Nothing like your little girlies. A real woman! 461 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,120 She was wearing stockings and suspenders. 462 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,920 - Like in Emmanuelle. - Yes! 463 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,840 She came up to me, looking right into my eyes. 464 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,680 She started rubbing herself against me. 465 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,880 She took off her bra. 466 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,920 She placed my hands on her hips, 467 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,680 and then... 468 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,080 I slipped off her tiny panties. 469 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,400 Serge is enjoying this! 470 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,000 Look! 471 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,880 Would I lie? What the hell is that? 472 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,480 What's that? 473 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,720 Shut your faces! 474 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,200 Planète Vidéo, hello. 475 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,200 The annual subscription is 400 francs. 476 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,360 Then you have cards for 5, 10 or 20 films. 477 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,240 20 works out cheaper per film, of course. 478 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,200 - Hang up. - What? 479 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,240 They can call back later. 480 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,320 Just pop into the shop. 481 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,080 We're open every day from 11 a.m to 11 p.m. Goodbye. 482 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,400 What? 483 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,000 You're hogging the line. 484 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,040 It was a customer wanting information. 485 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,240 Don't take hours. Maybe others want to get through. 486 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,560 - You never know. - Oh, right! 487 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,920 - What? - Nothing. 488 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,720 I wondered why you've been locking up too. 489 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,920 What are you talking about? 490 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,200 You have to give up on that bird. 491 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,600 Give up on this music too! 492 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,600 You didn't like her from the start. 493 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,400 No! Thanks to her, you're always here. 494 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,920 You still don't work, but you're here. 495 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,920 The problem is, she's not your type. 496 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,880 What would you know? 497 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,400 With your nice steady girlfriend! 498 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,120 That bird's like too-small shoes. 499 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,040 You know they'll hurt but you buy them anyway. 500 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,360 Planète Vidéo, hello. 501 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,560 I'll see if he's here. 502 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,320 No, you're not disturbing me. 503 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,840 But take care with the legato of the andante. 504 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,880 Sustain it. 505 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,480 See you Wednesday for the final rehearsal. 506 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,600 Goodbye, Mr Hebrich. 507 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,680 That was magnificent. 508 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,760 I know nothing about it but it was great. 509 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,680 Is that a compliment? 510 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,400 Yeah, too right. 511 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,000 Who was the composer? 512 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,400 - Who? - J.S. Bach. 513 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,680 My teacher's German, so he says... 514 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,360 Yeah, of course, I know. 515 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,120 Heavy stuff, eh? 516 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,000 Shouldn't I say that? Ignorant, right? 517 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,000 At least it's sincere. That's what I like about you. 518 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,400 Really? 519 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,080 Sorry, I'm exhausted. 520 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,920 Some other time, then? 521 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,880 Why? Are you in a hurry to get away? 522 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,560 - No, but I... - I could do with a drink. 523 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,680 Great, yeah, of course. Where do you want to go? 524 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,760 Why not your place? 525 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,120 That's a bit complicated. 526 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,600 Why, are you married? 527 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,320 No, of course not. 528 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,000 No, I don't believe it! You still live with your parents. 529 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,880 I'm so busy with the shop 530 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,360 that I haven't got around to looking... 531 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,080 So, what do we do? 532 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,920 - Good evening. - Madame, Monsieur. 533 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,720 A room, please. 534 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,800 We have room number 535. 535 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Very well. 536 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,480 That'll be 700 francs. 537 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,000 No luggage? 538 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,080 For your granddad's nest egg! 539 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,400 What's with the TV? It's not even 11. 540 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,080 What a country! 541 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120 You know what? 542 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,880 I'll start a business with hotels. 543 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,360 A guest wants to watch a film, he calls a number, 544 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,600 and an hour later he gets a cassette. 545 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,480 What do you think? 546 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,560 I think... is that all that being in bed with me inspires in you? 547 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,600 Haven't I already shown you? 548 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,880 I don't think so. 549 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,360 Or... 550 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,040 I've forgotten. 551 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,400 Hang on... 552 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,400 I'll refresh your memory. 553 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,400 Yes, twenty candles. 554 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,520 And "Happy Birthday, Marie-Laure", right? 555 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,080 Yeah, that's right. 556 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,560 Champagne? Of course. I'll leave it to you. 557 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,720 Organising a birthday party is hard work. 558 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,720 Why not hire David, my cousin? He's a DJ. 559 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,600 It's not a bar mitzvah. This is really select! 560 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,840 See! He spoils his girlfriend. 561 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,080 You never take me anywhere like that. 562 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,200 What do you mean? I do spoil you. 563 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,080 Come off it! We should have moved a year ago. 564 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,600 Whenever I bring it up he says you're about to go bust. 565 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,480 I'm just being careful. 566 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,480 Careful! 567 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,320 And this place is okay. 568 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,120 Fuck you! I'm leaving, do you hear me? 569 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,400 I can't bear to see your face, bitch! 570 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,880 Fuck off, then! 571 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,400 There! 572 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,400 It's the same performance every day. 573 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,600 Yvan, you can't carry on like this. 574 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,600 - Look, she's traumatised. - He doesn't give a toss! 575 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,560 You're a boss, Yvan. 576 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,000 A boss doesn't live in a tiny flat surrounded by psychos. 577 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,040 - He lives it up. - Right. 578 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,520 He claims expenses. 579 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,800 We have a video rental shop, not a catering business. 580 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,600 What do we say when we get a tax inspection? 581 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,920 "Sorry, Mr Inspector. My bird thinks she's God's gift. 582 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,200 "I can't just take her for a kebab." 583 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,680 What? I think I'm God's gift? 584 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,560 No, not you. 585 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 I've had enough. 586 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,600 What's got into you? Baby? 587 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,560 There's an apple tart for after. 588 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,560 Don't worry, it was reduced! 589 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,360 Where are you going? 590 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,000 To run up some expenses! 591 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,360 Illana... 592 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,600 Thanks. 593 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,680 Here comes Tom Cruise. 594 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,600 Seriously? 595 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,840 Unbelievable. 596 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,360 Shit, Serge! 597 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,520 Dov! 598 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,040 Dov. Your mum. 599 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,360 My mum? 600 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,200 Well... 601 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,920 I'll be off. 602 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,840 Wow, his mum's hot! 603 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,760 No. 604 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,040 That's not his mum. 605 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,400 Really? 606 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,320 I don't believe it! 607 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,840 Darling, look what I've found in your son's bedroom. 608 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,440 The Ten Commandments? I was looking everywhere for that. 609 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,400 He'd put it on his shelf. 610 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,560 That Charlton Heston is so handsome. 611 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,440 Is that Charlton Heston? 612 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,240 I don't understand. 613 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,680 Switch it off! 614 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,960 This time you really do have to talk to him. 615 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,760 Have you called Esther? 616 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,320 You know, Fleurette and René's daughter. 617 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,200 - Oh, Crunch. - Crunch? 618 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,400 Like the chocolate bar with crisped rice. 619 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080 We called her that because of the spots on her face. 620 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,600 You can be so nasty. 621 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,520 She's just come to Paris. 622 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,600 The poor thing's all alone. No one to talk to! 623 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,040 She can't talk anyway, with that brace on her teeth! 624 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,680 You could take her out. To the town centre. 625 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,200 "The town centre"? Dad, we don't live in Nice any more. 626 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,880 Anyway, I have my exams and... 627 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,040 Yes, but you should also go out with girls. 628 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,600 Why do you say that? 629 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,600 We never see you with a girl. 630 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,000 At your age I was going out with girls. 631 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,320 Oh, yeah? Who did you go out with? 632 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,680 It's just an example. 633 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,240 Use a different example! 634 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,600 Leave us alone. 635 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,960 I asked you to talk, not tell him about your wild youth. 636 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,720 Wild youth, me? Out, please! 637 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,360 This is men's talk. 638 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,720 Go out with girls but, whatever you do, 639 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,080 don't get married. 640 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,000 I'll put it back tomorrow. 641 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,360 Well, guys... 642 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,160 I'm waiting for Illana. We'll see you there? 643 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,400 See me where? I didn't plan on you coming with me. 644 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,560 - Twat! - No, I'm not joking. 645 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,440 She doesn't know you. 646 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,640 Exactly, it's a chance to meet. 647 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,880 What is this? We always go to your parties. 648 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,600 It's not my party, it's her birthday. 649 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,200 And, honestly, you'd be bored stiff. 650 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,880 It's not your thing. 651 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,080 They're... How can I put it? They're formal. 652 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,000 Formal? 653 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,640 Formal. 654 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,520 Otherwise I'd have invited you. 655 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,400 You've talked about it all week. 656 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,960 Yeah, I even bought her some bubble bath. 657 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,520 Here, look. 658 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,360 She'll like that. I'll give it to her. 659 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,880 Thanks, Sergio. 660 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,120 Nothing from you, of course. 661 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,040 You were going empty-handed? 662 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,120 Well, I don't want to be late. 663 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,560 Patrick! See you in a bit. 664 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,880 Hi. 665 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,960 All right? Aren't we all going together? 666 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,360 We're not invited. 667 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,200 What? 668 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,880 Tell me this is a joke, sweetie. 669 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,080 - Why? - We're not formal enough. 670 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,800 Not formal enough? 671 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,600 Have you seen me? 672 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,600 I bought this dress especially. 673 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,240 - Well, I'm off. - See you, Serge. 674 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,000 Happy birthday! 675 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,040 Your boyfriend's a phenomenon. 676 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,520 At least I know where I am with him. Things are simple. 677 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,200 Simple, but Chanel! 678 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,560 Is that new? 679 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,000 Earrings too. 680 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,960 Are you coming to Géraldine's wedding next week? 681 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,000 We're in London. I got tickets for Yehudi Menuhin. 682 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,920 I love Yehudi Menuhin. What'll he be playing? 683 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,240 The violin. 684 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,600 Thank you very much. 685 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,400 - Take care. - Thank Patrick for us. 686 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,400 Thanks, sweetie. 687 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,880 Happy birthday. 688 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,000 Richard? 689 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,400 Here, Monsieur. 690 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,520 The coffees are on the house. 691 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,280 That's very kind of you. 692 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,360 I broke up with Charlotte last month. 693 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,680 Really? 694 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,560 I've wanted to call you. 695 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,360 Why? Want to meet some of my girlfriends? 696 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,360 I miss you. It was the biggest mistake of my life. 697 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,200 Stop it. 698 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,720 - Hello. - Good timing. 699 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,040 Richard, this is Patrick. 700 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,200 Patrick, Richard. 701 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,520 Pleased to meet you. 702 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,520 Got any change for the doorman? 703 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,200 I'll be off. 704 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,880 It was really great to see you. 705 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,160 Patrick. 706 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,040 He seems nice. 707 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,920 Who is he? 708 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,440 Shall we go? 709 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,720 Can you take me home? I don't feel too well. 710 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,160 What is it? 711 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,720 I'm just tired. 712 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,760 I thought we were... I've booked a suite at the Regina. 713 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,640 I'm sick of the porters thinking I'm a whore! 714 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,360 A whore? 715 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,360 What's the matter, sweetie? 716 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,600 I'm sorry. I'll feel better tomorrow. 717 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:32,320 Get a flat, but why? Aren't you happy here? 718 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,520 Yes, Mum, but I'm 40 minutes from my shop. 719 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,200 I should live near it. 720 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,880 I could work later in the evening. 721 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,040 If he wants to pay rent, that's his problem. 722 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,160 Have you got a girlfriend? 723 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,320 If so, don't think you can count on us. 724 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,800 What? 725 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,760 I know how it goes. 726 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,640 Poor Denise Aboulakia's son fell in love. 727 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,720 They wanted to live together before getting married, 728 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,560 so they got a small flat. 729 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,840 The girl stayed for two weeks. 730 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,200 And the flat became a shag pad! 731 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,360 A new girl every week. 732 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,160 A blonde, a brunette... Poor Denise! 733 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,920 I'm not financing a shag pad for my son! 734 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,640 What's got into you? 735 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,520 Where did you get that expression, "shag pad"? 736 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,440 Oh, wake up! 737 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,880 Your son's heading for disaster but, as usual, you criticise me! 738 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,200 At least he wouldn't spend all morning in his pyjamas, 739 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,040 having his bread buttered by his mum. 740 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,640 So? If we like doing that? 741 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,760 What's your goal? To split up our family? 742 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400 I'm not talking to you. 743 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,880 - So, your decision? - Ask your mother! 744 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,880 Yes, make me the villain! 745 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,040 Go on, encourage him, pay for his shag pad! 746 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,680 In fact, move in with him! That was probably your idea. 747 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,520 You think I don't see through you? 748 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,080 Shut up, you madwoman! You'll drive me insane! 749 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,960 You'll both drive me insane! 750 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,200 - Calm down. - Shut up! 751 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,040 What's this about a flat? I don't want to hear about it again! 752 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,560 I've had enough! 753 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,840 Mum! 754 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,400 What? 755 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,880 You heard your father. He decides, not me. 756 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,160 Dov! 757 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,200 Yes? 758 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,040 My wife wants a word. 759 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,320 With me? 760 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,000 No, with your sister. 761 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,560 I want you! 762 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,960 - What? - I miss you. 763 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,080 I keep thinking of the naughty things you do to me. 764 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,200 Do you think about me? 765 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,760 Of course, Madame Finkelstein. 766 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,600 So get over here. We have all afternoon. 767 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,400 But... 768 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,880 I bought an outfit 769 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,320 which you'll like. 770 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,800 Well? 771 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,520 It was your wife. 772 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,760 Yes, I know that. 773 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,040 She wanted me to take her this little cotton piece. 774 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,680 Well, what are you waiting for? 775 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,080 Yeah, okay. 776 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,240 Not very smart. 777 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,680 - What? I'm just taking her a dress. - Stop it. 778 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,000 I wasn't born yesterday. 779 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,520 - I swear, Madame Finkelstein... - Enough Madame Finkelstein! 780 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,360 You don't realise what you're playing with. 781 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,320 Why spoil it all? You have a future here. 782 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,680 I'm spoiling nothing. It's your imagination. 783 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,240 Have it your way! 784 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,600 Don't say I didn't warn you. 785 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,720 Did I tell you I saw Richard? 786 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,720 The pig didn't waste any time. 787 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,920 He's in a bad way. He asked for a second chance. 788 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,600 You're not going to? 789 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760 No. 790 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,960 I don't know. 791 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,640 Patrick's taking me to London. What do I do? 792 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,440 Don't do anything. Go to London, have fun. 793 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,200 Above all, take the time to think it over. 794 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,800 - He says he loves me. - Of course he does. 795 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,840 I'm talking about Richard. 796 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,760 I can't carry on like this. 797 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,360 I feel too bad for Patrick. I'll tell him everything. 798 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,200 The restaurant bills, the plane tickets! 799 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,480 Don't worry, I'll settle it all. 800 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,800 I am worried, Mr Abitbol, and so are my superiors. 801 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,080 I want to see you, 9 a.m. Monday. I expect you to be there. 802 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,000 Don't make me regret putting my trust in you. 803 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,840 What did he want? 804 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,200 Who? 805 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,720 Our bank manager. 806 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,360 Wasn't that him? 807 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,640 Yes. 808 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,560 He was just asking about our subscriptions. Nice guy. 809 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,200 I have to call the suppliers. 810 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,160 We've had no new films for two weeks. 811 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,680 You've paid them, right? 812 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,960 Of course. 813 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,400 I have to pop home. Marie-Laure's coming in a taxi. 814 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,680 - I'll call them, then. - No! 815 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,320 Don't worry about it, I'll deal with it. 816 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,240 That's him. 817 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,880 - Mr Abitbol? - Yes... no. What's it about? 818 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,840 - Come with me, please. - What? 819 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,640 National service. Heard of it? 820 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,440 Is this a joke? 821 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,840 You ignored your call-up papers. 822 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,200 No, I can't do national service. 823 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,040 I'm an entrepreneur, you see, I have employees who depend on me. 824 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,960 - What's going on? - Don't worry. 825 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,800 We'll get a later plane. 826 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,760 - Where's he going? - Military service. 827 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,400 You'll see him next year. 828 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,760 Let's go. 829 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,880 You bet I'll give him a talking to! 830 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,080 Send him in here as soon as he turns up. 831 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,520 Is this the thanks I get, after all I've done for him? 832 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,240 Max wants a word. 833 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,400 Sit down. 834 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,200 Got nothing to say to me? 835 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,240 Don't you think I've noticed what you're up to? 836 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,320 Do you think I'm deaf and blind? 837 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,640 I'm talking to you! 838 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,160 How could you do such a thing to me? 839 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,520 Haven't I been fair with you? 840 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,720 Tony's told me everything. 841 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,200 Tony? 842 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,640 What did he say? 843 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,960 I'm unfair to you, I don't appreciate your work enough... 844 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,160 - I never praise you. - He said that? 845 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,400 I feel hurt. I was going to take you on full-time. 846 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,600 No, Mr Max, I just meant that... 847 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,200 Really? 848 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,720 I thought it'd be good news, but if you're unhappy... 849 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,720 No, Mr Max! 850 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,680 On the contrary. I really didn't expect that. 851 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,920 Thanks. This is the best day of my life. 852 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,920 It's funny, you have your father's smile. 853 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,440 - You knew my father? - Of course. 854 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,320 He was a big supplier of mine. 855 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,000 Your dad was a... 856 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,200 mensch. 857 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,000 A what? 858 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,640 A mensch, a decent man. 859 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,080 Probably too decent for this world. 860 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,200 - Any plans for tonight? - No. 861 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,080 Come for dinner. I want you to meet someone. 862 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,320 Okay. 863 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,680 Actually, no, I... 864 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,200 No excuses! We'll surprise my wife. 865 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,200 No, Mr Max, I don't want to be in the way. 866 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,840 You're joking, my wife adores you. 867 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,440 Cool T-shirt. 868 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,840 - They're a group. Know them? - Hall and Oates. I love them! 869 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,400 I'm a big fan of Californian rock. 870 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,360 - Me too. - By the way, Sandrine... 871 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,680 How's your boyfriend? 872 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,960 - Stéphane, right? - That's over. 873 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,720 Just as well. 874 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,720 I didn't like him at all. 875 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,400 How is it? Max isn't too hard on you? 876 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,920 No. I think I'm doing pretty well. 877 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,320 He has quality goods to sell. 878 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,800 Your mother must be proud of you. 879 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,040 - She wants me to be a pharmacist. - A pharmacist? 880 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,080 You deserve better. 881 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,040 How can you say that? It's a fine profession. 882 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,000 A doctor, fine. 883 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,200 But a pharmacist, what's that? 884 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,520 You sell stuff in boxes. 885 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,040 Behind your counter all day long. 886 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,600 "Hello, Madame. Here's your box." 887 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,800 Or two boxes. 888 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,400 Five years studying! 889 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,200 None of it is up to you. 890 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,360 One minister tells you how much to sell them for, 891 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,800 another, how much to buy them for. 892 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,200 How are you supposed to make a living? 893 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:11,840 The only upside is having all those anti-depressants within reach. 894 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,240 What? What's so funny? 895 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,000 I'm thinking of the one at Place des Fêtes. 896 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,960 - You live near there? - Yes, in Rue Compans. 897 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,440 - But I use Place des Fêtes metro. - Me too. 898 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,040 I live in Rue Botzaris, by Buttes-Chaumont. 899 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,160 That's amazing, isn't it? 900 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,200 Same neighbourhood, same metro... 901 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,880 Yes, darling, we understood. Okay? 902 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,080 All right, I'm unsubtle. 903 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,560 Come and give your husband a kiss. 904 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,520 Isn't she terrible? 905 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,720 Dessert! Get the plates, Dov. 906 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,200 - I'll help. - Don't move! 907 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,320 We can't all fit in the kitchen. 908 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,800 Max, pour some more drinks. 909 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,880 Dov, come on! 910 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,080 What are you playing at? 911 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,800 I saw you ogling her. I didn't know you liked dozy chicks! 912 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,360 I'm just being polite. 913 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,200 From tomorrow, you don't use Place des Fêtes metro! 914 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,920 I'm not interested in her. 915 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,760 - Swear on your mother's life. - You're being crazy. 916 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,680 You drive me crazy. 917 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,200 - Kiss me! - Hélène... 918 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,920 Well, where's this dessert got to? 919 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,360 Don't stand there, Dov. I can't get to the fridge. 920 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,080 There you are. 921 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,000 What are you doing, playing Cupid? 922 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,880 He seems to like her, eh? 923 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,880 They have nothing in common. 924 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,640 She's a clever girl, he just sells skirts! 925 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,680 That's not a very nice thing to say. 926 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,440 I don't know what you're up to. 927 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,160 I'm just saying that they hitting it off. 928 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,560 Mum... 929 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,960 Mum, stop it. 930 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,000 If you're not on parade in 3 minutes 49 seconds, 931 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,200 you can say goodbye to your next leave. 932 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,720 At the double! 933 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,080 Thanks. 934 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,960 Léon de Saint-Simon. 935 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,800 Patrick Abitbol. 936 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,720 Do you know where I can find a phone? 937 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,440 You're joking. There are no phones for us here. 938 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,280 Léon de Saint-Simon? Classy! 939 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,080 Léon was after the film character. My dad loves Belmondo. 940 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,720 He knows all his films. 941 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,200 - When he became a general... - Your dad? 942 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,360 Faster, you useless lot! 943 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,640 He's at the ministry of defence, in charge of military procurement. 944 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,520 Couldn't he help you out? 945 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,880 No. That's not my family's style. 946 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,840 Move it, Pitiful! 947 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,200 It's Abitbol, Sir. 948 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,560 - Not "Sir", "Sergeant"! - Yes, Sergeant! 949 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,800 Don't try it on with me, okay? You have no chance of winning! 950 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,560 - Planète Vidéo... - Yvan! 951 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:41,200 Patrick? Where the hell are you? 952 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,080 In the army. 953 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,840 You've been missing for 4 days. 954 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,560 I'm in a barracks 200 kilometres from Paris. 955 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,800 What? You're joking, right? 956 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,600 They caught me at home. 957 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,800 - Shit! - Any news of Marie-Laure? 958 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Has she been to the shop? 959 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,960 We have delivery problems. 960 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,600 They haven't been paid. 961 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,840 When are you back? Not next year? 962 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,200 No, I'm going to play the loony. 963 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,320 Patrick, who are you with? The paras? 964 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,360 - I'm with the sappers. - Well, you're no sap! 965 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,600 My sergeant makes the Turk in Midnight Express look like Big Bird! 966 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,200 What the hell are you doing? 967 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,520 - Sergeant. - Using my phone? 968 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,800 No, I was cleaning it. 969 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,640 Yeah, play the loony. Remember Rafi Marciano? 970 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,520 His One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest got him kicked straight out. 971 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,680 You'll fool 'em, 972 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,160 those squaddie twats! 973 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,520 And you know what? 974 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,680 When you get back we'll have the party of the century! 975 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,000 Yallah, cousin! 976 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,800 Patrick? 977 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,840 Rafi... 978 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Marciano. 979 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,840 Yallah! 980 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,000 Sorry. 981 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,160 She's coming. 982 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,640 ERASE ME IF YOU CAN 983 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,520 Good morning. 984 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,560 Who wrote that? 985 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,800 If the culprit doesn't own up, I'll punish the whole class. 986 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,160 I'm counting to three. 987 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,720 One... 988 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,200 two... 989 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,080 three! 990 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,000 It was me, Madame Arsac. 991 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,320 Benamou, of course. 992 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,240 No spelling mistakes. 993 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,240 You're improving. 994 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,680 You're in detention for the next two Wednesdays. 995 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,400 Surprise test! 996 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,400 Thanks. 997 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,400 No problem. 998 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,000 My dad would have killed me. 999 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:36,640 Oh, yeah, I'm having a party the Saturday after the exams. 1000 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,560 If you want to come... 1001 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,920 Yeah, great. 1002 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,040 I don't have anything planned for that Saturday. 1003 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,160 Why did you invite that lump? 1004 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,320 What else could I do? 1005 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,080 - What a move! - I knew I'd get there in the end. 1006 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,200 Benamou! 1007 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,840 Principal's office. 1008 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,600 He has good news for you. 1009 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,520 Really? 1010 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,320 Benamou, in you come. 1011 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,160 We're witnessing a miracle. 1012 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,960 Dad, Mum, 1013 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,320 but what are you doing here? 1014 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,320 Sit down! 1015 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,920 How could you do that to us? 1016 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,720 We've sweat blood to give you an education. 1017 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,720 How do you thank us? By flattening us in a plane? 1018 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,440 We never go anywhere. 1019 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,600 Where do you get such ideas? 1020 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,880 Your son has a boundless imagination. 1021 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,240 Not reflected by his marks, alas. 1022 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,800 It's not my fault... 1023 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,520 Shut up! You've done nothing but lie to us. 1024 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,200 Your physics teacher has never seen you. 1025 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,840 Mr Charretier? Of course he knows me. 1026 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,600 Your physics teacher is Madame Pons. 1027 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,160 Mr Charretier teaches history. He doesn't know you either. 1028 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,640 Well... 1029 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,040 Shut up or I'll strangle you! 1030 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,680 What are we going to do with you? 1031 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,960 For a start off he's suspended for two weeks. 1032 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,760 Time for him to think. 1033 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,160 And he won't be allowed to retake the year in this school. 1034 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,080 Assuming he doesn't pass his baccalauréat. 1035 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,960 But who knows? 1036 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,560 Another miracle could happen! 1037 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,400 - I'm ashamed! - But, Dad... 1038 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,080 Never call me "Dad" again. Understand? 1039 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,200 Saying I was dead! It's what you wished, eh? 1040 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,800 No! I made that up to spare you the pain of knowing about my marks. 1041 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,000 What about the pain of finding out we were dead? 1042 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,960 - I promise, I... - Stop it! No more promises. 1043 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,200 - I'll deal with you back in Nice. - Nice? 1044 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,400 What are we going to do in Nice? 1045 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:55,040 Your father's decided to go back. His work isn't going well here. 1046 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,680 We can't leave, my life is here. 1047 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,920 Well, you can change your life! 1048 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,600 The easy life is over. You'll work for me. 1049 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,840 Is that what you want for me? 1050 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,080 Selling bras by moped? 1051 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,520 Is that what you made all those sacrifices for? 1052 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,560 You heard what the principal said. 1053 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,640 You won't pass your exams. 1054 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,680 I'm not letting him decide my future for me. 1055 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,680 I'll pass my baccalauréat, I promise you. 1056 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,400 How? The physics teacher has never even seen you. 1057 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,800 I don't care about physics! 1058 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,720 I want to be a... 1059 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:33,680 lawyer! 1060 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,720 I'm warning you. 1061 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,520 If you don't pass your exams, we're going back to Nice. 1062 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,080 No argument! 1063 01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,920 What the...? 1064 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,520 What do you think you're doing? 1065 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,040 I'm sorry, Madame Finkelstein. 1066 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,840 It must be his hormones. 1067 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,040 Apologise, you lout! 1068 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:10,680 I'm sorry. 1069 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,200 - My son. - Yes, I know. 1070 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,720 You know him? 1071 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,240 No, but I guessed. 1072 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,640 Do you know who her husband is? Max de Paris. 1073 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,400 You know, the big shop in Les Halles. 1074 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,200 Dov worked on the flea market, for Robert Partouche. 1075 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:29,800 Do you know him? 1076 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,040 But I've forbidden him working this year. 1077 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,400 Because of his exams. 1078 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,720 Really? 1079 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,360 Yes, the kids drive us mad with their baccalauréat. 1080 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,640 There, I've finished. You can take it off again. 1081 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,520 Are you still here? Go on, shoot! 1082 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,520 You voyeur! 1083 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,520 But then you are so pretty. 1084 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,200 You're too kind, Madame Mimran. 1085 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,320 - Are you mad, coming here? - It's your fault. 1086 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,200 Where were you on Monday? 1087 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:02,800 - Did you see her? - What? 1088 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,360 Don't come it! I'm sure you've seen her. 1089 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,800 Of course I haven't. 1090 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,080 You don't know what I'm capable of! 1091 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,960 I don't believe this! 1092 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,640 - Are you here again? Out! - Wait... 1093 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,440 I was wondering, Madame Mimran, 1094 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,240 if you'd mind lending me your son. 1095 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,080 I have to put all my old things in the cellar. 1096 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,040 I can't do it by myself. 1097 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,560 And my husband, with his bad back... 1098 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,080 - When? - Right now. 1099 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:32,320 What? 1100 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,880 No, sorry, I can't. 1101 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,320 - What's got into you? - But you said I have to revise. 1102 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,400 You'll help Madame Finkelstein! 1103 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,680 It won't take long. Right? 1104 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,160 That all depends on him. 1105 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,520 Hélène, we have to talk. 1106 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,960 No time. Max'll be back in two hours. 1107 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,800 - No, I feel too bad for him. - He doesn't care! 1108 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,320 All he cares about is my happiness, and you see to that. 1109 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,600 Hélène, listen, it's over! 1110 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,680 I'm sorry, but it's over. 1111 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400 Okay. 1112 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,680 - I'll tell Max you've ditched me. - What? 1113 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,840 You can kiss your sales career goodbye. 1114 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,560 Why are you doing this? 1115 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:18,160 And you? Suddenly just dumping me like this? 1116 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,320 You had a nice time screwing your boss's wife, eh? 1117 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,520 You used me, you bastard! 1118 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,000 No way! 1119 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,880 Yes, you did. 1120 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,000 My own little bastard. 1121 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,200 What? 1122 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,760 Stop it, Hélène. 1123 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,600 The things you make me say when you're nasty. 1124 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,240 - Hélène, stop it. - Come on! 1125 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,200 Stop it! 1126 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,720 All right, I get it! No need to be aggressive. 1127 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,760 I'm too old, right? 1128 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,280 No, not at all. 1129 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,080 Really? 1130 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,520 You're not just saying that? 1131 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,480 No, I promise you. 1132 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,080 - No. - Yes. 1133 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,280 No, Hélène, stop it. Please. 1134 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,000 Just one last time. 1135 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,160 I know you want to as much as I do. 1136 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,160 Dov, darling. 1137 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,800 Come on. 1138 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,840 Please. 1139 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,600 The last time, you promise? 1140 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,720 What was that? 1141 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,720 It's Max. 1142 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,920 - What? - Shit! 1143 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,360 Alf! 1144 01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,560 It's all right, he's going to take Alf for a walk? 1145 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,080 They'll be half an hour. 1146 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,240 But Alf is here! 1147 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,200 Shit! 1148 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:06,880 Alf! 1149 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,000 There you are, you scamp. 1150 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,600 Where were you hiding? 1151 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,920 Hélène, stop it! 1152 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,680 Help me find my sock. 1153 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,520 What are you doing with that? 1154 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,560 Give that sock to Daddy. 1155 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,040 Give it to me! 1156 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,000 Been in the dirty washing again? 1157 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,600 You'll call me, yeah? 1158 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,200 I forgot his lead. 1159 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,000 What's up, my love, are you ill? 1160 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:56,760 No, I... 1161 01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,600 I felt a bit... 1162 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,240 a bit tired, but I'm fine now. 1163 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,240 Stop it, Alf, come on! 1164 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,720 What's that? 1165 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,680 This is carrots in cumin. 1166 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,920 This is slata mechouia, tomatoes and peppers. 1167 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,880 And this is bkeila. 1168 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,840 Want some? 1169 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,040 The names make me want to puke! 1170 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,000 - I'll try the paella. - No, it's bkeila. 1171 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,880 Gosh! It's quite delicious. 1172 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:05,040 Hey, guys, did you hear him? "Gosh! It's quite delicious." 1173 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:11,680 Sweetie. 1174 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:13,840 Got you at last. 1175 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,720 It's hell here. The sergeant cancelled all my leave. 1176 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:21,560 But I'm toeing the line now. I'll see you this weekend. 1177 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,200 - This weekend? - Yes. 1178 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:26,560 Nothing will stop me this time. Are you bearing up? 1179 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,920 We have to talk, it's important. 1180 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,560 I miss you too, you're always on my mind. 1181 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,840 I've been seeing... 1182 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,160 - Patrick! - I have to go now. I love you! 1183 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,080 All right, cutey? 1184 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,920 Hey, twiggy! Where are you going? 1185 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,400 Cut that out! 1186 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,280 Don't make such a fuss, countess. 1187 01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,240 Stop it, you fucking idiot! 1188 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,200 Gosh, what vulgar language! 1189 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,800 - We're in the army. - That's enough. 1190 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,840 What's your problem? You want some too? 1191 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,200 Just try it. 1192 01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,480 Leave him, he's not worth it. 1193 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,880 Don't you get it, arsehole? I said stop it. 1194 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,200 What's going on? You three, no leave! 1195 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,840 Sergeant, you can't do that. I have to get home. 1196 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,600 I can't help it if you don't behave. 1197 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,360 - He was just sticking up for me. - Be quiet! 1198 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,200 Your high-up dad gets you no favours here! 1199 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,920 Sergeant, please. 1200 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:54,080 One more word, and you won't get leave the next two times. 1201 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,040 - That's unfair. - Bingo! A whole month. 1202 01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,920 Happy now? 1203 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,840 Anyone else want some? 1204 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,240 Well? 1205 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,800 Lights out, and no chat! 1206 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,880 I said no chat... spoilt brat! 1207 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,880 No chat, spoilt brat! That's a good one. 1208 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,360 Under the barbed wire! 1209 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,280 Move it, you bunch of girls! 1210 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,880 Pitiful, what are you doing? Run! 1211 01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,800 Go on, move it! 1212 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,640 Get your fat arse up there! 1213 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:51,960 Pitiful! 1214 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,680 What are you doing? 1215 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,880 What's got into him? 1216 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,520 I don't know, Sergeant. 1217 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,160 Don't make me come and get you! 1218 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,040 God! 1219 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:24,880 Shit, shit, shit! 1220 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,760 - That's all we needed! - Hold on in there, mate. 1221 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,160 Pitiful? 1222 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,000 Looking for this? 1223 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,400 Where does this come from? 1224 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,200 Answer me! 1225 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,480 I earned it. 1226 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,760 - I've been working. - What? 1227 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:52,640 As a salesman. 1228 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,960 I don't believe it! 1229 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,040 I told you I want you to concentrate on your exams. 1230 01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,880 I don't want you to work. 1231 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,360 Mum, I'm not cut out for studying. 1232 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,960 What did I do to deserve this? 1233 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,640 Mum, I'm good at it. 1234 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,440 I'll earn a good living. 1235 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,200 You don't need to earn a living at your age! 1236 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:16,960 I work day and night so that you and your sister can learn. 1237 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,360 I'm learning, Mum, learning the trade. 1238 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,000 You won't have to slave for us any more. 1239 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,200 Just like your father. 1240 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,840 You saw where that led. 1241 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,720 He was unlucky. No one will con me. 1242 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,000 - You've quit school? - No one asked you. 1243 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,840 - Don't let him ruin his life. - Keep out of it, go and pray! 1244 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,360 Dickhead! 1245 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,200 Have faith in me, Mum. 1246 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,840 You won't regret it. 1247 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:54,040 Some people are practically minded, others are more logical. 1248 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,200 Have you been revising? 1249 01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:01,200 Him? The only book he knows is the women's lingerie catalogue. 1250 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,800 Oh, yeah? So what's this? 1251 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,800 And what's this? 1252 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,040 What's this? 1253 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,240 - No, okay. You're the best. - Hang on... 1254 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,520 And this! 1255 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:42,720 - Isn't it maths today? - No, history. Maths is tomorrow. 1256 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,840 Oh, shit! 1257 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,720 I'm in the shit. 1258 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,520 I'll have to go back to Nice. 1259 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,600 Just as I'm making progress with Marinelli too. 1260 01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:58,720 With Marinelli? 1261 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,680 - How did you do that? - Subtly! 1262 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,800 Would I lie? She's mad about me. 1263 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,200 - Stop it. - She invited me to her party. 1264 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,880 She almost snogged me in front of everyone. 1265 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,880 Imagine if I get off with her and then I have to go back to Nice. 1266 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,760 I can't do that. 1267 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:22,720 Shit, Patrick! 1268 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:26,600 - Patrick, what the hell happened? - It's okay, I can manage. 1269 01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,680 - You believed it, right? - You maniac! 1270 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,200 I thought you'd gone to Vietnam. 1271 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,360 It's so good to see you both! 1272 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:47,760 Taxi! 1273 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,520 The hardest bit was the final test, 1274 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,840 the last step before freedom. 1275 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,040 And the doctor knows that. 1276 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,720 He sees fakers every day. 1277 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,200 He looked through my file a dozen times. 1278 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,800 He said, all matey: "You're discharged. That what you wanted, eh?" 1279 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,120 And you said: "How did you guess?" 1280 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:13,960 No, it's a trap! If you look happy, you'll do three more months. 1281 01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,360 No, I looked him in the eye and I said: 1282 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,840 "Discharged? 1283 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,960 "But the army is my whole life!" 1284 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,240 You said that? 1285 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,600 Would I lie to you? I almost cried. 1286 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,520 He looked at my stupid face 1287 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:31,120 and thought: "He has to go or the whole barracks will be on Valium!" 1288 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,520 "The army is my whole life." 1289 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,000 Really clever. 1290 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000 Marie-Laure will be amazed when I show up. 1291 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,720 Hey, isn't that her there? 1292 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,120 Maybe it's her brother. 1293 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,040 Idiot! Let me out! 1294 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,560 That fucker! 1295 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,040 - Marie-Laure! - Patrick, stop it! 1296 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,320 Let me out, let me out! 1297 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:18,240 Let me out, I'm gonna kill that fucker! 1298 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,840 Back from the dead! 1299 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,240 - You'll never guess what's happened. - I don't care. 1300 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,640 What's got into you? 1301 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,200 Look. 1302 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:49,800 Look at... 1303 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:52,800 the shit you got us into. 1304 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,360 Twelve nights at the Regina, 1305 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,560 dinner at Lasserre and Taillevent, 1306 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:01,320 a weekend at the Country Club, a 15-grand watch, 1307 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:05,040 the rent unpaid, suppliers chasing us... I found all the bills. 1308 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,800 You'd hidden them well. 1309 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,040 Do you know how deep we're in? 80,000! 1310 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:14,240 You blew 80,000 francs, you fucking bastard! 1311 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,240 - She's left me. - So? 1312 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:21,560 Did you imagine she'd take you for the Duke of Windsor? 1313 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:24,680 - She knew what a loser you are. - I'm unhappy. 1314 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,000 And I'm dead, do you understand that? 1315 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:30,520 This business was my only chance of escaping my shit life! 1316 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:35,960 How can I tell Illana our only way of moving is to end up homeless? 1317 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,360 You want my sympathy for being dumped by some bimbo? 1318 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,000 Where are you going? 1319 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,040 I'm done. 1320 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,240 Don't count on me to pay off your debts. 1321 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,960 Yeah, that's it, piss off! 1322 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,120 I don't need you, I'll manage by myself! 1323 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,880 My little boy! 1324 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:01,040 I'm so happy. I thought they'd never let you go. 1325 01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:02,640 So? 1326 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,520 Not even the army wanted you! 1327 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,720 Why are you immediately getting at him? 1328 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,480 Because he's a good-for-nothing. 1329 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,600 You gave me your word. 1330 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:18,120 - What? - I know about the shop. 1331 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:22,200 I talked to your partner and the bank. How will you pay it back? 1332 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:26,400 You're not getting a penny off me, do you hear me? Not a penny! 1333 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,480 You've never had faith in me. 1334 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,960 You only financed me because of Mum. 1335 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:34,400 If you'd worked with me, you wouldn't be in this position! 1336 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,440 All you care about is your shop, working every day, eating there, 1337 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,720 sleeping there... 1338 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,800 Shut up and show me some respect! 1339 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,360 I'm ashamed of you. Ashamed. 1340 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,440 Patrick, darling, where are you going? Come back! 1341 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,640 Happy now? He's gone. 1342 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,600 Stop defending him. 1343 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,000 Do you want him sponging off us for the rest of his life? 1344 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,800 What's wrong? 1345 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,800 What's wrong? 1346 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:28,280 If he doesn't improve, I'll have him hospitalised. 1347 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:29,720 Is it that serious? 1348 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,280 It's an alarm call. We must listen. 1349 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,600 All he needs for now is peace and quiet. 1350 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,120 Madame Abitbol. 1351 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,600 Monsieur. 1352 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,320 What'll become of us? 1353 01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:58,680 Grégoire? 1354 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,280 It's Patrick. 1355 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:01,800 Patrick Abitbol. 1356 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:05,200 Hi, how are you? I'm sorry about what's happened. 1357 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,200 No, I'm not calling about Marie-Laure. 1358 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,120 I was thinking about your proposition. Remember? 1359 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,680 I turned you down. 1360 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:17,600 But things have changed, I've sacked my partner, it's a new start. 1361 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,320 A 50% share is 80,000 francs. 1362 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,520 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 1363 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,960 You said you wanted to invest. 1364 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,720 Yeah, but that was just talk. 1365 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:30,000 I'm glad you're so upbeat. 1366 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,920 Yeah, don't worry about that. 1367 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,080 I'm spoilt for choice. 1368 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:37,960 I was talking about Marie-Laure. You know about the wedding? 1369 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,800 Shit, I've got another call. I'll have to go. 1370 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,800 - Your Grace! - Gosh! 1371 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,200 As you said! 1372 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,200 - What are you doing here? - Waiting for you. 1373 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,920 - We miss you here. - Even the sergeant? 1374 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,440 The poor chap thinks you're crippled. 1375 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,960 - Call him, he's all depressed. - Will do. 1376 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,920 Get in, we'll go for a drive. 1377 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:29,280 Okay, but I have to be back by 9. You know the rules. 1378 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:30,800 Of course. 1379 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:35,920 Léon... 1380 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,400 I need a favour. 1381 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:56,800 Films? 1382 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:59,760 Mr Abitbol, the army is not a cinema. 1383 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,080 Absolutely, but... 1384 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,400 There is no "but". 1385 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,560 Those youngsters are defending the nation. 1386 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:10,400 Quite. But to be effective they also need rest and recuperation. 1387 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:14,040 If the army gave them some wholesome entertainment, 1388 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,600 they wouldn't lounge about smoking. 1389 01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:19,800 Or bullying their comrades. 1390 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:25,200 Léon spoke to me about your brave intervention. 1391 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:26,760 Just doing my duty. 1392 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,800 But I'm not sure it was a favour. 1393 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,600 I'd rather he learnt to stick up for himself. 1394 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,200 Sorry, but I'll have to end this. 1395 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:39,240 Excuse me, but what if, once or twice a week, 1396 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,400 the whole barracks watched a classic film together? 1397 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,200 A comedy. Or even a war film. 1398 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,800 The Longest Day... 1399 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,280 No, American films are full of anachronisms. 1400 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:51,120 - Really? - Gosh, yes. 1401 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,880 When you see soldiers disembarking 1402 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:57,720 from 1960s-type landing craft, 1403 01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:00,080 sorry, but it's balderdash. 1404 01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:01,720 Of course. 1405 01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:06,040 - I was watching Weekend at Dunkirk... - You know Weekend at Dunkirk? 1406 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,240 I love Belmondo. 1407 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:09,800 My favourite actor. 1408 01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,800 That's mental! 1409 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,400 I mean it's... 1410 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,720 amazing. 1411 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:17,200 I've seen Weekend at Dunkirk three times. 1412 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,520 A Monkey in Winter, seven. 1413 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:24,400 "A paella without shellfish is a leg of lamb without garlic." 1414 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,720 - "A crook without a medal..." - "...is offensive to God!" 1415 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,560 What would it all cost? 1416 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,800 I was thinking 20,000 video cassettes, 1417 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,960 distributed among all the barracks, 1418 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,680 25% of them being changed every 3 months, 1419 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,280 at a cost of 100 to 300 francs per film. 1420 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:48,520 Gosh! 1421 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:53,120 Thinking about it, I believe I could make the budget available. 1422 01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:56,680 The problem is the equipment. 1423 01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:59,120 Our barracks don't have any. 1424 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,800 We'd have to buy a thousand VCRs. 1425 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:03,400 Yes, my friend! 1426 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:07,680 The army is a great force, but it's in a state of great poverty. 1427 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,000 But it's been a pleasure to meet you. 1428 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,720 Goodbye, Mr Abitbol. 1429 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,080 General, 1430 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:23,600 the VCRs are on me. 1431 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,280 Sorry? 1432 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:27,240 I'll supply a thousand VCRs 1433 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:31,080 in return for an exclusive contract on the rental of the films. 1434 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,040 Will you put all that in writing? 1435 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:42,920 Next. 1436 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,560 Benamou, Serge. 1437 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:52,720 Isn't Benamou here? 1438 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:23,720 What happened to you? 1439 01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:26,960 I was hit by a bus. 1440 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,400 Good Lord! 1441 01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:31,600 Terrible timing. Just before my revision. 1442 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:34,920 Your poor boy, you should have requested an exemption. 1443 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,200 No! 1444 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,560 I didn't want to exploit it. 1445 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:41,400 That does you great credit, but this... 1446 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,760 It's not so bad. 1447 01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:47,360 The surgeon said that in six months I can have a softer neck brace. 1448 01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,160 Look, I don't really know what to do. 1449 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:55,000 It's all right, I'll try. 1450 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:07,600 What's wrong? 1451 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:12,960 I just can't concentrate. I'm sorry. 1452 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,640 It doesn't matter. Calm down, it's okay. 1453 01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,280 I so wanted to go to university. 1454 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,760 Studying... 1455 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,640 is my whole life. 1456 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,600 What mark do you need? 1457 01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,240 Well? 1458 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:01,720 Done it! 1459 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,360 No way! 1460 01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:06,160 The way I screwed her! 1461 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,840 She was close to sobbing her eyes out. 1462 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,000 I thought I was even going to get a distinction! 1463 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:15,920 What? 1464 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:18,360 What is it? 1465 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,120 How about a special distinction for retaking the year? 1466 01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,800 I'll explain. Come on. 1467 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:51,880 I failed. 1468 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:03,960 What do you mean, Serge? 1469 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:09,000 A distinction. I failed to get a distinction. 1470 01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:11,400 You silly boy! 1471 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:12,960 You had us going there! 1472 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,280 - Who cares about a distinction? - You did pass, though? 1473 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,960 Of course I did. It's the least I could do. 1474 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:22,040 And modest with it. I'm proud of you, my love. 1475 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:26,840 If anyone had told me we'd have an intellectual in the family... 1476 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:31,920 Open it, sweetie. 1477 01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:33,600 Is that for me? 1478 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,600 Thanks. 1479 01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:45,600 Indispensable for law school. 1480 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,560 Honestly, you couldn't have given me a nicer present. 1481 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:01,600 Can we talk? 1482 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:14,280 One: it's fixed with the bank. We can pay back over ten years. 1483 01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:19,040 Two: I've got first shout on a premises at Place de Mexico. 1484 01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,160 I wanted your opinion first. 1485 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,000 Patrick, let's not pretend... 1486 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:25,720 Three: I understand you don't want to see me. 1487 01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:29,760 But we started this business together. I can't do it without you. 1488 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:54,760 - You really are an arsehole, you know? - Don't overdo it! 1489 01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,880 - Did your dad bail you out? - He doesn't even know. 1490 01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:01,200 So how did you persuade the bank? 1491 01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:05,120 Have I told you the story of the eagle and beaver? 1492 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:30,960 All right, Serge? 1493 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,120 - It's busy! - There's another upstairs. 1494 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,800 Shit! 1495 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:14,880 Shit! 1496 01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:20,440 Oh, shit! 1497 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,800 Anyone there? 1498 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,480 Coming? 1499 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,280 - I'll be right with you. - Okay. 1500 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,040 Serge, what the hell are you doing? 1501 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:22,920 Go on, get out of it. 1502 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:27,000 What the hell is this mess? 1503 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:30,840 Are you coming? 1504 01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:47,800 What are you doing? Get into bed. 1505 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:00,000 Chantal, help, I'm locked in! 1506 01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,440 Get out, you maniac! 1507 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,000 - Why? - Get out, I said! 1508 01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:13,280 And if you tell anyone, I'll have your eyes out! 1509 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:16,840 Is anyone there? 1510 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,120 Chantal! 1511 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,600 Well... 1512 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:24,680 from now on, you're in charge of the shop. 1513 01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:27,320 Me? What about Tony? 1514 01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,680 I've sacked him. 1515 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:30,120 What? No! 1516 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:33,360 But he slaves for you, he taught me everything. 1517 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,560 Calm down, I was joking. 1518 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:40,480 That's the trouble with you Tunisians: no sense of humour. 1519 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:43,920 Tony and I are opening a new shop on Rue de Passy. 1520 01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:46,640 Closer to where the bourgeois housewives live. 1521 01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,640 And you're in charge of home. 1522 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,280 Home? 1523 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,000 The main shop. 1524 01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:57,160 You're a bit dim today, what's wrong? 1525 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,200 No. 1526 01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,200 No, it's... 1527 01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:04,960 it's the emotion. 1528 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,000 Would I lie? You won't regret it. 1529 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,040 I'm already regretting it. 1530 01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:13,640 I'd prefer an Ashkenazi but they all want to be pharmacists. 1531 01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:22,680 Well? Do you like it? 1532 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:26,000 - It'll change your life. - Thank you. 1533 01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:29,280 No more meat sink and milk sink. 1534 01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:32,800 No, you'll have to wash meat and milk things separately. 1535 01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:44,600 So, whereas I used to just do the washing up, 1536 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:46,840 now I'll have to wash the machine too? 1537 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:48,200 Otherwise it's a sin. 1538 01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:53,640 You haven't forgotten me? I'm waiting for you. 1539 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,320 No, I have to stay with my mum. 1540 01:35:56,480 --> 01:35:59,360 Max is away until tomorrow. Come on! 1541 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,600 No, I'm sorry, I can't. 1542 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,480 Let me talk to your mum. 1543 01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:04,400 What? 1544 01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:05,440 Come right now 1545 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,120 or I'll tell her everything! 1546 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:08,280 Hélène... 1547 01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:11,960 You're impossible! 1548 01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:14,440 I help you get a job with him, 1549 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,240 and you thank me by shagging his wife? 1550 01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:19,680 What am I supposed to do? 1551 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:24,000 It's not my fault. I've tried everything but she won't let me go. 1552 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,680 What's your secret? 1553 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,360 A special kind of musk? 1554 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:33,120 Stop laughing, it isn't funny. 1555 01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:36,560 I've thought about it. I have to resign. 1556 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:39,040 A good thing you don't think too often. 1557 01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:40,520 What will you tell your mum? 1558 01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:44,600 You're sorry but you couldn't keep your dick knotted? 1559 01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:47,760 What can I do? 1560 01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:51,440 There's one thing you haven't tried. 1561 01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,040 Shut up, bloody dog! 1562 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:25,120 Come in, darling. 1563 01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:27,200 We've been waiting. 1564 01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:30,400 Hello, Madame. 1565 01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:33,280 Patrick de la Tour of De La Tour estate agents. 1566 01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:37,800 This is Mr Touati, who's been renting the flat until now. 1567 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:41,280 Mr Touati's removal men are a bit late. 1568 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:43,280 But the flat will soon be free. 1569 01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:44,960 Right, Mr Touati? 1570 01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:46,640 Yes, absolutely. 1571 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:47,800 Can you explain? 1572 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,680 Great! So here is the kitchenette space. 1573 01:37:51,480 --> 01:37:52,520 Fully equipped. 1574 01:37:57,440 --> 01:38:00,920 It's better left open. To get that loft feeling. 1575 01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,320 Dov? 1576 01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:05,120 This is it, our own place! 1577 01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:07,200 What? 1578 01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:10,800 - Imagine it with your own decor. - Of course. 1579 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:13,200 I'm sick of you, you bitch! 1580 01:38:13,320 --> 01:38:14,600 Piss off! 1581 01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:17,320 I'm staying, you arsehole! 1582 01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:19,400 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you! 1583 01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:22,120 That's a lovers' tiff. 1584 01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:24,720 We've all had them, eh? 1585 01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:27,040 Well, what do you think? 1586 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:29,720 It's great, we'll have our own place! 1587 01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:32,440 Are you serious? 1588 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:33,600 Yes. 1589 01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:35,240 I'm sorry, I... 1590 01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:37,680 I don't feel very well. 1591 01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:40,200 - It's the emotion. - Of course. 1592 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:43,000 I'll let you talk it over. 1593 01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:50,800 What are you doing? 1594 01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:52,800 - I'm going to tell Max. - What? 1595 01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,520 Are you mad? Tell him what? 1596 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,120 Everything. 1597 01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:00,520 That we're in love. I'm sure he'll understand. 1598 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,200 As you said, all he wants is your happiness. 1599 01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:04,880 Dov, 1600 01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,720 I can't live here. 1601 01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:11,040 There isn't even room for my shoes. 1602 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:14,200 Sell them. You won't need them around here. 1603 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,240 This ring'll feed us for six months. 1604 01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:22,200 I'm sorry, it's not possible. 1605 01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:24,800 Why? 1606 01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,040 Because... 1607 01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:32,680 Because you're young. You should go out with girls your own age. 1608 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,720 You're 20 years older, so what? 1609 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:37,600 I didn't especially mean that! 1610 01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,080 Basically... 1611 01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:41,520 I can't leave Max. 1612 01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:43,800 It'd kill him, poor thing. 1613 01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:45,200 He loves me. 1614 01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:46,960 He loves you too. 1615 01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:49,800 He loves you so much. 1616 01:39:56,080 --> 01:39:57,680 Okay, I understand. 1617 01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:20,960 Have some chakchouka, Simon. 1618 01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:25,200 Mum, his name isn't Simon. It's Léon de Saint-Simon. 1619 01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:27,200 Nobility? 1620 01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:29,800 Yes, my father is the Count of Saint-Simon. 1621 01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:32,320 We have a property in Sologne. 1622 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:34,800 So you're not French? 1623 01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:39,040 Darling, Sologne is in France. It's near Dijon. 1624 01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:41,600 No, Dijon is in Burgundy. 1625 01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:43,400 Our property is near Orléans. 1626 01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:46,680 Alas, it's pretty much in ruins. 1627 01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:49,440 We had a nice house on Tunis port. 1628 01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:52,200 Eat up! 1629 01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:54,880 Patrick, give some challah to Simon... Léon. 1630 01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:58,400 It's Jewish bread. And there's dafina, that's Jewish too. 1631 01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:01,800 Gosh! Is it as delicious as bkaila? 1632 01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:05,200 - They eat bkaila in Sologne? - Of course. 1633 01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:07,800 Louis XIV loved bkaila. 1634 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:10,560 And slata mechouia. 1635 01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:16,760 So you'll be the official supplier of the French army? 1636 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:19,960 Exclusive supplier. 1637 01:41:20,440 --> 01:41:22,800 Those soldiers don't bear a grudge, eh? 1638 01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:24,600 - Darling! - I have shops too. 1639 01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:28,200 Two more this month and another three soon after. 1640 01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:29,880 To your success! 1641 01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:32,240 Mabruk! 1642 01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:42,800 And... where will you live? 1643 01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:46,760 I don't know, I've started looking. 1644 01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,040 Why not stay here? 1645 01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:51,800 You'll just be spending money needlessly. 1646 01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:53,320 All you need is here. 1647 01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:56,800 And with your job you won't have time to cook and clean. 1648 01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:58,960 And we'll get to see you. 1649 01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,600 Why not? 1650 01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:09,200 Go on, eat up! Mr de Léon! 1651 01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:11,760 You can't fix your château if you don't eat! 1652 01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,440 Wait, Patrick. 1653 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:18,200 - A toast. - To what? 1654 01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:19,600 Friendship? 1655 01:42:20,080 --> 01:42:21,200 To friendship! 1656 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,280 To family! 1657 01:42:27,480 --> 01:42:28,280 André! 1658 01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:30,600 - How are you? - Fine. 1659 01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:33,400 - Where's Rafi? - He's back in the army. 1660 01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:35,240 - He was discharged. - Cancelled! 1661 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:38,680 They came for him and did loads of tests. 1662 01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:41,880 Now he's been sent to do another 18 months. 1663 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,200 The poor bloke. 1664 01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,600 No one understands what happened. 1665 01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:52,480 - Could they do that to you? - Shut up, you'll jinx me! 1666 01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:56,240 That girl's staring at you. 1667 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:03,840 Do you know her? 1668 01:43:04,480 --> 01:43:07,080 No, I've never seen her before. 1669 01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:14,360 Excuse me, are you Serge Benamou? 1670 01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:16,560 Do we know each other? 1671 01:43:16,720 --> 01:43:20,240 I'm Esther. Esther Attia. I don't know if you remember. 1672 01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:21,400 Crunch? 1673 01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:23,480 I mean Esther! But you're... 1674 01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:26,920 It's amazing, you look completely different, it's... 1675 01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:28,800 Different in a good way, I hope. 1676 01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:30,920 You haven't changed at all. 1677 01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,880 - Would I lie? He'll never change. - Right, Serge? 1678 01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:36,000 Why don't you invite your friend? 1679 01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:37,720 Do you want to sit down? 1680 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:39,680 Sorry, I have to go. 1681 01:43:39,840 --> 01:43:42,000 What are you doing tomorrow? 1682 01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:45,960 Going to Australia. I got a grant to study in Sydney. 1683 01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:49,120 So you're... going for a long time? 1684 01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:51,240 Three years, minimum. 1685 01:43:52,960 --> 01:43:54,560 I bumped into your parents. 1686 01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:57,600 I suggested you and I could get together. 1687 01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:59,800 I suppose they forgot to tell you. 1688 01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:03,000 Well... 1689 01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,720 good luck! 1690 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:11,400 See you. 1691 01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:19,240 You impressed us there, Sergio! 1692 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:22,600 I could have been seeing her all this year! 1693 01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:25,080 - Why do these things happen to me? - Yep! 1694 01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:27,800 - Did you see how she looked at me? - No! 1695 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:30,400 Yes, Serge. 1696 01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:33,760 No way! Is that your car? 1697 01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:37,200 I'm a boss, I have to flaunt it. 1698 01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,680 Right, Yvan? 1699 01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:42,320 Well... shall we go to Deauville? 1700 01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:43,400 Go! 1701 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:45,720 Here we go! 1702 01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:58,200 Can't I enjoy violin music? 1703 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,760 - Yes. - Yes, of course. 1704 01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:03,880 On the way to Deauville everyone listens to Bach! 1705 01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:07,360 It's not pronounced "bac". It's Bach, you h'mar! 1706 01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:12,240 You think I'm still thinking about her? 1707 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:13,560 Her? 1708 01:45:13,720 --> 01:45:15,000 - Who? - I dunno. 1709 01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:16,800 I don't know either. 1710 01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:19,200 Yeah, joke about it! 1711 01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:21,600 But you know what? I'm glad it's over. 1712 01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:26,200 With all the responsibilities I have, I'd never have had time for her. 1713 01:45:28,840 --> 01:45:30,080 Load of rubbish! 1714 01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:39,800 - Hey, Serge! - What? 1715 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,360 Your parents will find out you didn't pass your bac. 1716 01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:47,200 - What will you say? - Nothing. Law isn't my thing anyway. 1717 01:45:47,360 --> 01:45:50,800 What I'm interested in is business. Like you, Patrick. 1718 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,200 I feel I have a gift. 1719 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:54,120 Pass your bac first. 1720 01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:57,560 Yeah, you hear that, Serge? Pass your Bach! 1721 01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:02,400 No, no, no. My Baaaaach! 1722 01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:35,200 Yes, my darling, yes. Yes, he's here. 1723 01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:38,760 Okay, I'll send him. 1724 01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:40,480 Bruno! 1725 01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:43,760 - Take a parcel to my wife. - Now? 1726 01:46:43,920 --> 01:46:45,680 No, next year. 1727 01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,840 - Hurry. Do you have the address? - Yes. 1728 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:50,240 Off you go. 1729 01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:54,520 He's no genius! 1730 01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:58,000 Subtitles by Howard Bonsor 1731 01:49:58,120 --> 01:50:01,480 Subtitling: HIVENTY 113215