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�i acum, un mesaj
din partea pre�edintelui nostru animat.
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Compatrio�i americani,
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dup� s�pt�m�na asta,
cred c� vorbesc �n numele tuturor
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c�nd spun c�
"Acum ne distr�m!"
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Ce p�rere ave�i despre burs�?
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Pare la fel de agitat� ca un cerb
care fuge pe mijlocul autostr�zii.
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A�i auzit �i despre marea mea
parad� militar� care urmeaz�.
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�n sf�r�it,
la fel ca unii str�ini noroco�i,
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americanii vor apuca s� vad�
militarii no�tri m�r��luind pe str�zi.
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La naiba! O s� aducem
�i un Garfield gonflabil.
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O s� fie cea mai important�
transmisiune TV a anului,
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a�a c�, felicit�ri, Matt Lauer,
ai ie�it din joc!
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Acum s� vorbim
despre un erou �i mai mare
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dec�t to�i campionii olimpici
la un loc,
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congresmenul Devin Nunes.
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A�i v�zut vreodat�
pe cineva a�a de relaxat?
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De aceea proclam cu m�ndrie
c� ziua de azi
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e noua s�rb�toare na�ional�
cu numele de "Cinco de Nunes."
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�i ce crede�i,
membri ai congresului?
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Anul are cam 350 de zile.
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Una e pentru Iisus, una, pentru Nunes,
iar restul sunt disponibile.
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Congresmen Steve King,
�i-ar pl�cea
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cum sun�
Ziua Martin Luther Steve King Jr?
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Deci de ce se nume�te serialul �sta
"Anima�ie la Casa Alb�"?
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Nimeni n-are habar.
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Dar cred c� motivul e
c� suntem cu to�ii �n oala asta.
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M-a�i votat cu to�ii,
iar cei care nu m-au votat
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au vrut s� vad�
ce-o s� se �nt�mple.
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�i se �nt�mpl� mai multe
dec�t v-a�i fi imaginat.
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Unii se tem c� serialul �sta
m-ar putea umaniza.
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Prea t�rziu, oameni buni.
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Dup� ultimul examen medical,
dr. Ronny m-a asigurat
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c� sunt o fiin�� uman�
�i nu exist� leac pentru asta.
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Dar sunt
�i pre�edintele vostru animat,
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iar serialul nostru,
dar realmente al meu, �ncepe acum.
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ANIMA�IE LA CASA ALB�
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Seria I
Episodul 1
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Pre�edintele Trump
�ncepe aceast� zi
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cu cel mai sc�zut indice al �ncrederii
din istorie.
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�tiri false.
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�tiri false.
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�tiri false.
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Sunt 3?, mai mult dec�t
indicele de �ncredere �n pre�edinte.
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�tiri meteo false.
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�n regul�, Fox �i Prietenii,
sunt preg�tit.
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Bun venit
la "Fox �i Prietenii"!
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E ora 6:00.
Trezirea, dle pre�edinte! V� iubim!
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Nu �tiu de ce,
dar �mi place la culme emisiunea asta.
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S�pt�m�n� mare la Casa Alb�.
�nt�i, discursul despre Starea Na�iunii,
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apoi, �edin�a reunit� a congresului,
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transmis� televizat �ntregii na�iuni.
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Nasol de �la
care-o fi �n prim-plan.
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�n prim-plan fiind nimeni altul
dec�t pre�edintele Trump.
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�i, �n cur�nd, s�rb�torim
aniversarea c�s�toriei pre�edintelui.
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Poate c�, dac� nu fac t�r�boi, uit�.
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- Donald.
- Fir-ar!
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C�nd m-ai t�r�t aici de la New York,
am fost trist�,
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dar, �n fiecare an,
darurile tale aniversare �mi amintesc
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c�, �n spatele costumului
mare c�t o cas� pe plaj�,
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se afl� o inim�
�ngr�at� de br�nz� cu mucegai.
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De aceea,
anul �sta o s�-�i dau
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cel mai colosal cadou aniversar
de p�n� acum.
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O s�-�i plac� mai mult dec�t
atunci c�nd te-am dus s� v�nezi cai.
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Serios? Promi�i?
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Dac� nu aveam cuv�nt, nu convingeam
trei femei s� m� ia de b�rbat.
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De ce te ui�i la mine?
Ai televizor �n camer�.
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Uite ce nu �n�eleg eu.
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De ce ei au liber de Hanuka,
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iar eu trebuie s� lucrez �n ziua
anivers�rii pre�edintelui Trump?
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Apoi Hillary m-a sunat ca s� recunoasc�
�i a devenit oficial.
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C�tigasem pre�edin�ia.
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Aceasta a fost recapitularea zilnic�
a alegerilor din 2016.
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Trecem la subiecte fierbin�i.
Un sondaj arat� c� a�i cam redus
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00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:08,479
din gr�simea �n exces
a indicelui de �ncredere.
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P�i, indicele de �ncredere e mai dr�gu�
dac�-i sl�bu�.
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- Cu fundule�ul ferm.
- C��elu�ul Nuch intervine �n for��.
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Un fast-food
a numit un sendvi� dup� dv.
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- De ce n-ai �nceput cu asta?
- Domnule, scuze c� v� �ntrerup.
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A�i preg�tit discursul
pentru Starea Na�iunii?
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Sigur o s� men�ionez
faza cu sendvi�ul.
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�i, pe urm�,
poate anun� pas�rea na�ional�.
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Dle pre�edinte,
deja avem o pas�re na�ional�.
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E vulturul ple�uv.
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F� vulturul ple�uv floarea na�ional�.
Trump alege pas�rea.
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Cum s-a terminat
emisiunea "Fox �i Prietenii" de azi?
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Am prins doar primele 170 de minute.
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Brian Kilmeade
a spus c� sunte�i fantastic?
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Kilmeade s� foloseasc�
un cuv�nt cu trei silabe?
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Ce ascunzi?
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Eu dau nota zece
mandatului Trump.
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- �i eu, tot zece.
- Eu o s�-i dau un nou�.
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Fiindc� o parte a creierului meu
�mi spune c� e o mare gre�eal�.
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Dumnezeule!
L-am pierdut pe Kilmeade.
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Domnilor, m-am uitat la sondaje
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�i regret s� v� informez
c� cele mai negre temeri se adeveresc.
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Doar 38% dintre americani
au gusturi bune la pre�edin�i.
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Asta �nseamn� c� ne mut�m iar?
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Mai taci, Eric!
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- Gura, Don!
- Da, gura, Don!
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Gura, Eric!
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De-asta v-am chemat aici
pe am�ndoi.
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V� iubesc, dar n-am nevoie
s�-mi umfla�i procentele din sondaje.
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L�sa�i greul �n c�rca mea
�i vede�i-v� de ale voastre,
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m�nca�i jeleuri �i voma�i �n jacuzzi.
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- S-a f�cut, tat�.
- Stai a�a.
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Suntem cei mai tari fra�i
pe care-i ai.
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Cunoa�tem americanii mult mai bine
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dec�t ni�te sondatori
care analizeaz� America.
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Asta e noua normalitate, Don.
Dar nu-�i face griji.
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�tiu un truc folosit de pre�edin�i,
care s� umfle indicele de �ncredere.
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V� declar r�zboi!
Vreau mingea nuclear� de fotbal!
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D�-mi-o!
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Bine, fie, gata!
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�i ce planuri ave�i
s�pt�m�na asta?
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D�-mi-o! Te-am pri...
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- �napoi!
- Las-o balt�.
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Dac� tot ai acaparat mingea,
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de ce nu acaparezi
�ntregul guvern?
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- Ne-a cerut s� punem la cale un puci?
- Eu "puci" am auzit.
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Asta a zis, nu?
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Eu sigur am auzit "puci".
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Calma�i-v�, domni�oarelor.
M� ocup eu de asta.
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Domnule?
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Nu vorbesc cu generalul
"Nu M� Las� s� Declar R�zboi."
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Dle pre�edinte, v-a nec�jit
ce-a spus omul r�u din televizor?
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Poate.
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Dac� vre�i s� fi�i simpatizat,
nu trebuie s� folosi�i arme de r�zboi.
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Folosi�i cea mai puternic� arm�
din arsenalul pre�edintelui,
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discursul pentru Starea Na�iunii.
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Orice lider respectat
a folosit Starea Na�iunii
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pentru a-�i expune o viziune
motivant� �i unitar� pentru viitor.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
�i Noua Orientare,
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L.B.J. �i Marea Societate,
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Ronald Reagan �i gustul fin
al �igaretelor Chesterfield.
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Iar acum, dle pre�edinte Trump,
e r�ndul dv.
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Trump, Trump, Trump!
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Am g�sit declara�iile fiscale
ale pre�edintelui.
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Din ele reiese
c� e cel mai bogat om de pe planet�!
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Prezent la datorie, domnule!
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Asta e!
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O s� �in cel mai tare discurs
pentru Starea Na�iunii din istorie.
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�ine�i minte ce spun, o s�...
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A fost la musta��.
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Ce senza�ie tare!
Pun eu m�na pe tine.
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Dar, p�n� atunci, o s� c�tig
blestemata aia de Stare a Na�iunii!
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Blestemata aia de Stare a Na�iunii!
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Blestemata aia de Stare a Na�iunii...
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�n regul�, Paul,
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�nainte s�-mi prezint viziunea
pentru Starea Na�iunii,
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care e bugetul Casei
pentru artificii?
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Nu avem a�a ceva, domnule.
Dar �mi place cum g�ndi�i.
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Am putea s� �ncheiem cu ni�te
petarde beton. Nu-i a�a, Nuch?
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Domnilor, dac� �mi permite�i...
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V� uita�i la mine
de parc� eu sunt... nebunul.
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Doar nu eu am �nceput, nu?
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E datoria mea solemn�
s� v� amintesc tuturor
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c� Starea Na�iunii nu e
un spectacol de grandomanie.
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Bine! O s�-mi comunic "programul".
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S� aud ni�te fraze
care �mi vor aduce aplauze.
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S�rmanii sunt sc�rbo�i,
hai s� �mpr�tiem varicel� pe m�run�i�.
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C��elu�ul Nuch love�te.
�ine-o tot a�a!
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Zilnic mor de foame mul�i oameni,
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iar creierele lor func�ionale
se duc pe apa s�mbetei.
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S� folosim �esut cerebral ca s� izol�m
cl�dirile �n care te trage curentul
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sau ca s� facem pernu�e
pentru c��eii mari.
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Sun� grozav.
O s� fiu cople�it de at�tea aplauze.
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At�t de cople�it, �nc�t o s� umplu
golul din inima mea,
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l�sat de tat�l meu
aspru �i neiubitor.
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Cum �tim
c�nd se �ncheie �ntrunirea?
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Sun� cineva din clopo�el?
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Mike, nu-mi place deloc s� fac asta,
dar trebuie s� te ascult.
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Trebuie s�-i iau Melaniei
un cadou aniversar.
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Ce-i cumperi femeii
care are b�rbatul care are totul?
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- �n Biblie scrie c�-n vremuri...
- Altceva.
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Eu i-am luat lui Karen
�i prietenelor ei bilete �n r�ndul trei
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la festivalul de rug�ciuni
al lui Joel Osteen.
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M-a� fi dus �i eu,
dar g�ndurile-mi p�c�toase
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pentru un povestitor de c�r�i audio
m-au obligat s� m� ad�postesc
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�n bra�ele Domnului �n acea sear�.
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Stai a�a.
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I-ai plasat-o pe Karen altcuiva?
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Dar ea ador� s� petreac� timpul
cu "Cristo�elele" ei.
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Ce zici s� trimitem fetele
�mpreun� �n ora�?
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Michael, tu o cuno�ti pe Karen?
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Parc� ai vorbi
cu o perdea de du� umanoid�.
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- Mul�umesc, domnule.
- Nu era un compliment, Michael.
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Apoi au sosit rezultatele din Ohio
�i-am zis:
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- "Chiar se poate �nt�mpla."
- Da, m� rog, tat�...
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�tiu c-ai zis
c� suntem dep�i�i de situa�ie,
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dar ��i putem �mbun�t��i imaginea.
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Mai �tii c�nd to�i ziceau
c� tu e�ti marele prostovan,
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apoi am ap�rut �i noi la TV �i
s-au pl�ns c-au vorbit prea devreme?
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Putem fi
noii t�i purt�tori de cuv�nt.
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S-o mai scutim pe Susan
de h�r�oage.
195
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M�rturisesc,
am inventat-o pe Susan
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ca s� cread� criticii
c� se ocup� cineva de h�r�oage.
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Stai... Susan nu exist�?
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- Dar avea o voce frumoas� la telefon.
- �la era Jared.
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Bine. Gata cu Susan.
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Imagineaz�-�i, tat�.
Cei doi fii ai t�i la TV.
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- Machia�i, f�c�nd ravagii.
- Interesant.
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M� �ncred �n oricine e dispus
s� se machieze pentru mine.
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- Pute�i ap�rea la TV, dar nu duminica.
- La naiba, da!
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Merge�i la cei ce ne sus�in,
gen Hannity.
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Dar nu vorbi�i despre Rusia.
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Eu m� descurc.
Pentru Eric s�-�i faci griji.
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00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:04,186
Da, tat�,
pentru mine s�-�i faci griji.
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Eric, dac� e�ti debusolat,
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g�se�te un poli�ist
�i spune-i c� te-ai r�t�cit.
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�n regul�, Chuck �i Nancy,
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�nainte s� �ncerca�i s� v� strecura�i
programul �n Starea Na�iunii,
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s� �ti�i c� nu m� �nmuia�i
cu vr�jeal� despre New York.
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Sigur c� nu, dle pre�edinte.
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N-o s� discut�m despre New York.
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Ce-i cu New Yorkul?
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Ieri am luat feribotul
din Staten Island.
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- Cl�direa Empire State.
- R�ul Hudson.
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- Delicatese Katz.
- Pizza! Calea ferat�!
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Central Park!
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Cinci. Bine, m-a�i c�tigat.
221
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Ce vre�i s� fac?
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Pres�ra�i cuv�ntul progres
�n discursul dv.,
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ca s� le spunem sponsorilor c� ai fost
de acord cu solicit�rile noastre.
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- Nici nu trebuie s� vorbi�i serios.
- Acum vre�i s�-mi face�i pe plac.
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Apropo,
cine se ocup� de petrecere?
226
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Acum parc� se bat pesc�ru�ii
pe-un cartof pr�jit.
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Ted Cruz!
228
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- Ce dracului faci aici?
- Ce fac eu aici?
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- Ce-�i faci tu la din�i?
- �i perii.
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Ai p�r pe din�i?
Ce-mi scap�, Don?
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Ce vrei, Ted?
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M-am g�ndit s�-�i sparg yala
de la dormitor,
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s� m� furi�ez la du� �i s� te a�tept
234
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,507
ca s�-�i arunc o idee
pentru Starea Na�iunii.
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- Iar �ncepem.
- Uite la ce m� g�ndeam.
236
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Pe la minutul trei,
te prefaci c� te f�st�ce�ti,
237
00:12:20,846 --> 00:12:24,558
zici "La naiba cu toate" �i-l la�i
pe bunul t�u amic s� preia fr�iele.
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Nu prea cred, Ted.
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Dar dac� a�a te cari din baia mea,
le zic oamenilor
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c� e�ti de treab�,
ca s� nu mai judece cartea dup� miros.
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E cel mai frumos lucru
care mi s-a spus vreodat�.
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�n schimb, promit s� nu te �njunghii
pe la spate de dragul aten�iei.
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Grozav. Altceva?
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Ia zi, toat� lumea se spal� pe din�i
245
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sau e o chestie
de medicin� alternativ�?
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Dup� cum �tim, pre�edintele Trump
�i cu mine nu ne-am �n�eles mereu,
247
00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:51,084
dar b�iatul nostru
s-a dat pe brazd�
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�i-a hot�r�t s� fac� lucrurile
ca la Washington,
249
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iar eu am ales s� aleg
oportunit��ile politice
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�n detrimentul con�tiin�ei.
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Hannity!
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00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:09,978
Poporul american s-a pus de acord
cum c� democra�ii trebuie �neca�i.
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S� le ur�m bun venit
celor mai grozavi fii
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ai celui mai grozav pre�edinte
din istorie.
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�ncep prin a spune c� e o onoare
s� m� aflu �n prezen�a
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a ceea ce-a fost
sperma lui Trump.
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- Simt m�re�ia.
- Ne bucur�m s� fim aici, frate.
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Mandatul merge grozav.
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Bun� diminea�a, Sean!
Eu sunt Eric.
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Prima �ntrebare pe care
tat�l vostru mi-a zis s� v-o pun.
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De ce sunte�i buni?
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Scuze de �ntrerupere, Sean,
vreau s� �ncep prin a spune
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c� n-am venit s� vorbim despre Rusia.
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Desigur. Alea-s prostii!
Rusia nu exist�.
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Tata ne-a spus c� n-avem voie
s� vorbim despre asta.
266
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:44,095
Treaba cu Rusia e secret�.
Nu cred c-am fost vreodat� �n Rusia.
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Nu-mi amintesc...
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00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:46,890
Da, �i oricine spune altceva
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poate putrezi �n iad,
cu to�i democra�ii �neca�i.
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E amuzant, Sean. Ideea c� Rusia
nu exist� e at�t de bun�,
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�nc�t pare chiar adev�rat�.
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00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:57,943
Clar. Dar dac� n-ar exista,
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de ce se sup�r� tata at�t de r�u?
Normal ar fi s� zic�:
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"Rusia nu exist�, s� continu�m."
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Eric, vorbe�ti despre asta!
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Taci, tata o s� se supere r�u!
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- Tat�, am dat-o �n bar�!
- Faci ca totul s� fie at�t de greu.
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- Du-te dracu', tat�!
- �mi pare r�u.
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00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:19,631
C�nd ne �ntoarcem,
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eu �i Rudy Giuliani vom discuta
despre un doctor de culoare,
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iar apoi vom vedea
cum un steag american joac� fotbal.
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00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:27,681
Bag� reclama
cu ipoteca invers�!
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00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:31,017
Apoi au venit rezultatele din Wisconsin
�i-am ie�it pre�edinte.
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00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:33,311
- Vre�i s� mai auzi�i o dat�?
- Mereu.
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00:14:33,395 --> 00:14:36,690
Dar, mai �nt�i, cum sta�i cu discursul
pentru Starea Na�iunii?
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00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,566
Excelent.
�l scrie Stephen Miller.
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00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:41,736
Tipul �la s� pricepe de minune
s�-mi imite vocea.
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00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:44,906
Anamalick, demon al celor neauzi�i,
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c�l�uze�te-mi sintaxa ca s� poat� trece
valea celei mai �ntunecate suferin�e.
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00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,162
Fierbinte!
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00:14:51,705 --> 00:14:56,376
Grozav. �i tocmai am fost informat
despre aniversarea dv.
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00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,629
Ce planuri ave�i
pentru doamna dv.?
293
00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:01,548
A� vrea s�-�i spun,
dar nu-mi place
294
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s� m� laud cu averea mea
�n fa�a altora.
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Haide, Donald!
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Doar ne prefacem
c� suntem prieteni.
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Bine.
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00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:11,850
Urma s� fie o mare surpriz�,
dar v� spun acum.
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00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:17,147
Limuzin�, cin�,
o noapte de lux absolut �n ora�
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00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:21,026
pentru tine �i pentru Karen Pence.
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00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:26,698
S� nu ne a�tepta�i, b�ie�i.
Ne ducem la restaurant.
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00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:28,742
Karen Pence?
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00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:31,369
Nu �tie nici cel mai elementar lucru
despre mod�.
304
00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:34,789
Creatorul ei preferat e
magazinul de suvenire Cracker Barrel.
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00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:39,210
P�n� g�sesc un job mai bun, suntem
prin�i aici. D�-te bine pe l�ng� Karen.
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00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:42,255
- Nu. Ce mai zice Ted Cruz?!
- F�r� tartar �n Texas!
307
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:45,216
C�nd am auzit c� pre�edintele
�i acoli�ii lui fanfaroni
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00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,053
lucreaz� la un program
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00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:51,222
care �l va falimenta
pe cet��eanul de r�nd, mi-am zis:
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"Care e cel mai crud �i mai egoist lucru
pe care-l pot face?"
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�i iat�-m�, Ted Cruz!
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Instig la boicotarea St�rii Na�iunii!
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�n plus, voi �ncepe
s� m� sp�l pe din�i.
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00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:08,114
Am nevoie doar de o past� de din�i
care alunec� u�or pe g�t.
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00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:09,449
�tim c-am dat-o �n bar�,
316
00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:13,328
fiindc� am f�cut �n trecere o trimitere
la Rusia, dar putem repara asta.
317
00:16:13,453 --> 00:16:16,331
Trebuie doar s� facem ca lumii
s�-i fie mil� de noi.
318
00:16:16,456 --> 00:16:20,376
A�a c� Eric o s� plece �i o s� dispar�
�n Triunghiul Bermudelor.
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00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,378
Serios, Eric?
E�ti de acord?
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00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:25,965
Da. M� rog, abia acum
aud �i eu despre asta.
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00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,550
�ti�i ce?
A�i f�cut destul.
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00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:31,012
Ruga�i-v� s� scornesc un mesaj
pe Twitter care s� distrag� presa.
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00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:33,681
Greu de zis ce-o s� scriu
p�n� m� pun pe toalet�.
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�i c�inele de pe rochia mea
fug�re�te un os.
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00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:39,938
- Iar osul e pe spatele meu.
- Doamne!
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00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:43,691
�i-aici, lucrurile devin tare stranii.
327
00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:47,445
- Rochia asta are buzunare.
- Mai vreau vin!
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00:16:47,529 --> 00:16:49,572
�tii de ce ai tu nevoie,
Melanarnia?
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00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:53,660
Tu ai un aer care spune,
"Eu nu-s de pe aici."
330
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:58,164
Ce-ar fi dac� �i-a� spune c� frizerul
meu gay are deschis p�n� t�rziu lunea?
331
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,961
- Scumpo, cred...
- Nu vorbi cu mine �n clipa asta.
332
00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:06,506
Voiam doar s� spun
c� semeni cu Karen Pence.
333
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:09,425
A �ncercat s� m� boteze
�n balta unei f�nt�ni.
334
00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:13,221
�i-e at�t de greu s� te adaptezi
vie�ii �n care te-am �mpins eu?
335
00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:15,056
Donald, c�nd m-am mutat aici,
336
00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:18,142
tu erai singurul pe care-l �tiam.
Tu erai c�minul meu.
337
00:17:18,226 --> 00:17:21,479
Dar, c�nd te compor�i a�a,
m� simt ca o refugiat�.
338
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,481
A�a c� m�ine
m� �ntorc la New York.
339
00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:26,276
Delicatese Katz.
Adic� nu te duce!
340
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,861
- Noapte bun�, Donald!
- Noapte bun�, LaGuardia!
341
00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:31,531
Adic� Melania.
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00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,419
Doamne!
343
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,714
Unde �i-e ma�ina de pompieri,
ratatule?
344
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:55,179
Declara�iile fiscale ale lui Trump.
Reiese c� e doar foarte bogat!
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00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,434
- Melania, te c�s�tore�ti cu mine?
- Da, Colin!
346
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:02,937
Hei, Donald!
�i-am folosit periu�a de din�i.
347
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,902
Ted Cruz!
348
00:18:09,986 --> 00:18:12,905
Asta da, amenin�are!
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00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,160
CAMPANIA 2016
CELE MAI BUNE MOMENTE
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00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:20,330
E erou de r�zboi
fiindc� a fost prins.
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00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:24,083
�mi plac oamenii care nu-s prin�i, da?
Nu-mi place s� spun asta.
352
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:27,795
�ns� noi vrem s� re�ntregim
fondul fiduciar de asigur�ri sociale.
353
00:18:27,962 --> 00:18:29,005
Ce femeie ur�cioas�...
354
00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:31,549
Ia te uit�! Ce t�n�r eram!
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00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,178
Cresc rata infrac�ionalit��ii.
Sunt violatori.
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00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:38,181
Dar presupun c� unii
sunt oameni buni.
357
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:40,892
Incredibil. Mai am costumul �la.
358
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:44,395
... de asta vom avea parte.
E vorba doar despre bun-sim�.
359
00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:48,107
C�nd mi-am pierdut calea, b�ie�i?
Ora�ul �sta e de vin�.
360
00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:51,944
Rata�ii �tia din Washington sunt
de vin� cu "n-ai voie s� spui asta"
361
00:18:52,028 --> 00:18:54,614
�i "n-ai voie
s�-�i pui minifrigider �n baie".
362
00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:58,076
- "Ar fi neigienic."
- Uite cum st� treaba.
363
00:18:58,159 --> 00:19:00,870
Washingtonul o s� ne critice
indiferent ce facem.
364
00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:03,456
A�a c-ar trebui s� fim
a�a cum suntem, ca tine.
365
00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:05,958
�l vreau pe cel care
a dat-o �n judecat� pe mama,
366
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:09,712
cel ce-a c�tigat la TV o Stea de Aur
pentru familiile militarilor mor�i,
367
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:13,049
cel care m-a p�lmuit pentru c� am
comandat prea pu�in la localul Chili.
368
00:19:13,174 --> 00:19:14,217
Ai dreptate.
369
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,970
S�-l fi v�zut pe tipul �la... "Nu �tiu
ce-am spus. Nu-mi aduc aminte!"
370
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,598
- �sta e Donald Trump.
- "Nu-mi aduc aminte."
371
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:23,142
El va c�tiga Starea Na�iunii.
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00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:26,604
- Noi ce trebuie s� facem?
- Ceea ce �ti�i mai bine, b�ie�i.
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�i anume, nimic, ca s� ne fie clar.
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00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:31,734
Am �n�eles. O s� facem
cel mai nimic f�cut vreodat�, tat�.
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00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:39,992
Disear�, e prima
Stare a Na�iunii a pre�edintelui Trump
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00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:41,828
�i to�i se �ntreab� ce va face.
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00:19:41,911 --> 00:19:43,287
Va �mbr��i�a Washingtonul
378
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:46,499
sau va vorbi la telefon
timp de 40 de minute cu Carl Icahn?
379
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:49,919
Va urca treptele podiumului
sau va vorbi din tocul u�ii?
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00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,213
Dle pre�edinte,
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00:19:52,296 --> 00:19:55,967
v� prezint "Starea Na�iunii 2018:
Orizonturi �ns�ngerate."
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00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:59,428
Permite�i-m� s� v� citesc
unul dintre pasajele mai bl�nde.
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00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,848
�i, iat�, valul puterii omului alb
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00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,433
se va zdrobi de malurile
din Chicago,
385
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,978
�nro�ind apele Lacului Michigan
386
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,480
cu s�ngele �omerilor irecuperabili.
387
00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:12,149
Sun� grozav.
�l putem folosi pentru alt discurs.
388
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,402
�i spun lui Susan
s�-l p�streze la dosar.
389
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,158
Melania, �ncepe Starea Na�iunii.
390
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:24,704
M� duc la New York.
Am bilete la Stomp peste �ase ore.
391
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:27,832
Melania, �tiu c� tu
nu �i-ai dorit s� vii aici.
392
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,125
Niciuna nu �i-a dorit.
393
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,795
Dar Hillary nu s-a dus la Wisconsin,
a�a c� iat�-ne aici.
394
00:20:32,878 --> 00:20:35,756
�i trebuie s� vedem p�r�ile bune
din situa�ia asta.
395
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:37,133
Hai, scumpo, s� mergem.
396
00:20:37,258 --> 00:20:39,802
O s-avem timp de palavre
c�nd vom fi �n pu�c�rie.
397
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:44,181
V-am spus s� nu face�i nimic.
398
00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:47,435
Voiam s�-�i ar�t�m c� nu suntem
nepricepu�i la absolut orice.
399
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,314
��i place?
400
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:56,527
C�nd a�i confirmat c� am leg�turi
cu un puternic stat ostil,
401
00:20:56,611 --> 00:21:01,324
recunosc c� m-am bosumflat,
dar chestia asta e grozav�!
402
00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:03,409
Tat�, ce zici de-o �mbr��i�are?
403
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,953
Mi-ar pl�cea,
dar mai �nt�i �nchide gura.
404
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,789
- Nu vreau s�-mi schimb costumul.
- E �nchis�.
405
00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:12,376
- Don, sunt eu nebun? Nu-i deschis�?
- Ba da, tat�, e deschis�.
406
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,004
E mereu deschis�.
407
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:23,929
Dle purt�tor de cuv�nt,
fiul pre�edintelui Statelor Unite.
408
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:28,184
Doamnelor �i domnilor,
America e �n fl�c�ri
409
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:32,063
�i un singur om
poate stinge incendiul...
410
00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:37,276
Pre�edintele Donald J. Trump!
411
00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:53,250
Dragi concet��eni americani,
412
00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:56,796
Starea Na�iunii este...
413
00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:03,219
- Te iubesc, tat�!
- �i eu m� iubesc!
414
00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:10,601
Urm�torii �apte ani
vor fi formidabili!
415
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:13,562
Mai �nt�i voi termina acest discurs,
416
00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:16,732
care va fi un uria� succes!
417
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:19,485
Apoi str�ngem toate insignele
cu "Timpul s-a scurs",
418
00:22:19,568 --> 00:22:20,986
le topim �i facem arme.
419
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:25,449
�n s�pt�m�na audien�ei, c�nd intrigile
o iau razna, preg�ti�i-v� pa�apoartele,
420
00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:30,579
fiindc� trimitem toat� �ara �n Hawaii!
421
00:22:33,707 --> 00:22:36,710
�n regul�, oameni buni,
s� scoatem la �naintare invita�ii.
422
00:22:36,836 --> 00:22:37,878
Hocus-pocus!
423
00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:40,756
Un poli�ist, un pompier,
o duduie care face �i ea ceva,
424
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,551
un om de �tiin��
�i sendvi�ul care-mi poart� numele.
425
00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:45,845
Cu to�ii sunt patrio�i, oameni buni.
426
00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:47,972
Ce-mi place!
427
00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:51,642
De c�nd am c�tigat
Colegiul Electoral
428
00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:53,978
cu cea mai mare marj� din istorie,
429
00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:56,272
Washingtonul a �ncercat
s� m� �ngr�deasc�,
430
00:22:56,355 --> 00:23:00,109
s� m� oblige s� spun cuvinte aiurite
din dic�ionar, cum ar fi "progres",
431
00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:03,279
�i s� dau noroc o zi �ntreag�,
432
00:23:03,404 --> 00:23:06,240
dar eu nu sunt a�a.
433
00:23:06,323 --> 00:23:08,033
Donald Trump liber g�nde�te,
434
00:23:08,158 --> 00:23:11,120
mai mereu se pream�re�te
�i ca Bing Bong se suce�te!
435
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:14,999
Ba sunt un dulce,
ba amenin� cu bomba atomic�!
436
00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:18,627
Pun eu m�na pe ea
�i n-o dau la nimeni!
437
00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,754
Atunci s� v� v�d dac� v� place!
438
00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:25,009
Dar acum vreau s� v� vorbesc
439
00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:28,762
despre so�ia mea, Ivana...
Ivanka, Melanka... Melania.
440
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:30,598
Da, Melania.
441
00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:33,350
A renun�at la multe
pentru a veni �n Washington,
442
00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:38,022
la sc�ri rulante, la pizza,
�i nu-i sunt destul de recunosc�tor.
443
00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:43,861
Nici eu nu-�i sunt destul
de recunosc�toare. Mul�umesc, Jared.
444
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:47,031
Dac� m-ai iubi, i-ai spune lui taic�-t�u
s� m� concedieze.
445
00:23:47,114 --> 00:23:49,825
Jared,
asta n-o s� se �nt�mple niciodat�.
446
00:23:49,908 --> 00:23:53,871
De aceea, �n spiritul revenirii
la felul meu impulsiv de-a fi,
447
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:58,334
o s-o numesc pe Melania,
s� zicem, pas�re na�ional�.
448
00:23:58,417 --> 00:23:59,918
Ne place?
449
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:03,172
Ne place.
Vino-ncoace, p�s�ric�!
450
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,760
��i place cadoul de aniversare?
451
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,470
Te-ai �ntors.
452
00:24:10,262 --> 00:24:14,391
Mam�, ce mai m�runtaie!
�i ce condimentate sunt!
453
00:24:14,475 --> 00:24:16,518
Vre�i s� auzi�i cum face p�s�rica?
454
00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:18,145
Cra-cra!
455
00:24:18,312 --> 00:24:20,898
O s� mai exerseze.
456
00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:26,737
Ofer discursului preziden�ial
nota zece.
457
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,198
�i eu, tot zece. Brian?
458
00:24:29,281 --> 00:24:32,910
Eu o s�-i dai 9,9,
fiindc�, din nou,
459
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,954
o mic� parte din creierul meu,
care oricum e minuscul,
460
00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:39,333
url� din r�sputeri
c� totul e o mare gre�eal�.
461
00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:43,295
Accept �i-a�a. Melania,
am c�tigat Starea Na�iunii
462
00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:45,923
�i n-a� fi reu�it
dac� nu t�ceai m�lc
463
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,258
�n privin�a actri�ei porno
pl�tit� de mine.
464
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:51,095
M� simt de parc� eu am c�tigat
Starea Na�iunii.
465
00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:53,055
Sigur. Dar tu n-ai c�tigat nimic,
466
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:55,849
fiindc� se pare c� avem deja
o pas�re na�ional�.
467
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,601
Nu mul�i oameni �tiu asta.
468
00:24:57,684 --> 00:25:01,230
- Dar am �i ve�ti bune.
- Ce-i asta?
469
00:25:01,313 --> 00:25:05,484
Un decret care proclam�
c� am �ncercat s� te fac fericit�.
470
00:25:06,151 --> 00:25:08,946
Donald, ��i mul�umesc.
471
00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:10,531
Alte ve�ti bune.
472
00:25:10,989 --> 00:25:13,409
Am avut o audien�� a�a de mare
la Starea Na�iunii,
473
00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:16,912
�nc�t m-au rugat
s� vorbesc �i la anul!
474
00:25:17,913 --> 00:25:21,333
ANIMA�IE LA CASA ALB�
475
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,878
Seria I
Sf�r�itul episodului 1
476
00:25:25,129 --> 00:25:31,760
Subtitrare: Retail
477
00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:16,346
Trump!
478
00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:18,724
Te-am prins!
Acum hai s� ne distr�m!
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