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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:22,520 ## Subtitles made by listening, by Leead Negri! ## ## FAU - Florida Atlantic University. Go Owls! ## ## Please donate on PayPal: teleton11@gmail.com ## 2 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,740 Someone is sitting here. 3 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:12,860 All passengers, please get off the bus, the engine went bad. 4 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,220 Episode 1: The Replacement 5 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,620 Kill me now. 6 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,580 Let's go in first, we're late. 7 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,860 I can't even take one more step. Go in without me. 8 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,740 C'mon, I already missed two shuttles because of you and Rama is going to kill me. 9 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,100 Why doesn't anyone answer my letters? 10 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,860 Would you like me to carry your bag? -It's won't help. 11 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:23,860 I just can't go in to this base and start off another lame week. 12 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,420 Oh stop it, Dafda, It's gonna go by so fast. 13 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,420 We're gonna do some shenanigans, it'll be fun, we'll set a new record in Mine Sweeper. 14 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:37,740 Excuse me? 15 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,860 This is Shizafon Base, right? 16 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,740 "Shivzaon" (deragatory name for a lame place). - Yeah, this is here. 17 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,740 Oh great, I thought I was at the wrong place, I'm new here. - Poor thing, I'm sorry to hear that. 18 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:49,220 Please excuse here, she doesn't like Sundays (equivalent to Mondays). 19 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,260 Hold on, what's your name? 20 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,980 Tehila. -And what's your position? 21 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,060 Receptionist. -Where at? 22 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,740 In an office. - They didn't tell you which office? 23 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,420 What is this, an interrogation? I'm going in. 24 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:04,100 You don't get it? She is my replacement. 25 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:05,660 Ok. 26 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,100 What time is it? I need to serve coffee to the dickheads. 27 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:12,580 "Just so you know... there are a lot of fags in this base" 28 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,940 The private says: "Oh really?" The Sergeant says: 29 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,940 "Yeah sure. Would you like me to point them out?" 30 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,260 So the Private answers: "Yeah". The Sergeant responds: 31 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,180 "No problem, but first- I want a kiss." 32 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,300 So I guess we're not getting coffee this morning? 33 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,260 You'll get it, my soldiers are working on it right now. 34 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,100 Excellent, because if you want to command on 100 soldiers. 35 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,820 You better learn how to command 5 of them. - Absolutely - OK. 36 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:41,060 We're having the multi-branch drill this week so... - Ber, go ahead. 37 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:45,340 Ok, we'll be in training area Oscar-4, Tarantula location. 38 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:47,340 Blank only. section 280 closed for the drill. 39 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:52,220 How exactly did you decide that she is your replacement? - What do you mean? It's clear 40 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:56,220 My letters finally got to someone who read them and decided to take care of the issue 41 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:58,700 Hold on, where are you coming from? 42 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,020 From boot camp. 43 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,100 And where did they send you to? 44 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:03,140 To here. 45 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,100 You see? 46 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:12,820 This is the office of adjutancy, your new home. 47 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,820 This is your desk, and you can put your bag here. 48 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,060 Oh, here you are. Disobeying soldier. - Don't even ask what happened. 49 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,340 All the officers on base are waiting for me. 50 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,460 They are thirsty and dying to eat something 51 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:24,540 So I'm not going to ask. 52 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,460 But the bus broke down, I swear 53 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:29,740 I don't care, as far as I'm concernced aliens could be blocking all the roads in Southern Israel 54 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,660 You need to be here at 0930 55 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:35,060 It's my fault, she missed two shuttles at Be'er Sheeva Since she was waiting for me. 56 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:38,820 You don't have to come to base together all the time. You're like glue. We are not in kindergarten. Who's she? 57 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,700 This is Tehila... Ok, it doesn't matter now. 58 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,180 You have two minutes to serve breakfast and clean this afterwards. 59 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,500 What? - Exactly. 60 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,140 Get rid of this stain right away. 61 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,300 You don't have to salute. Boot camp is over. 62 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,300 That bitch! Why is she yelling at me? 63 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,260 And I'm supposed to clean her uniform? What am I, her slave? 64 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,460 Don't worry about it, Ignore her, We'll make her coffee and she'll calm down. 65 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,860 Coffee? She can take hike, that bitch, she can go fuck 66 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,380 Along with all the officers in her ass. 67 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,900 Rama, our Lieutenant, she is... A little uptight. 68 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,580 She's retarded. 69 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:14,700 Come. 70 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:23,340 "Soon enough, you'll talk to me again..." 71 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:26,860 "Any my body will feel your warmth" 72 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:32,540 "And your breathing..." 73 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:38,300 This is the sitting sketch of all the officers so You'd know what coffee to serve to which office 74 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,860 Get it? It's really simple. 75 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:43,180 Hey Anati. - Anat. 76 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,140 You don't remember me? 77 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,940 Well, you probably don't recognize me withouth the tears, huh? 78 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:53,540 Dafi, from adjutancy. - Oh right, without the hoodie also. 79 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,140 Look, they got me a replacement and I'm moving to the Kiryat (A base in Central Israel). 80 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,780 Oh really? - Yeah. That's great. 81 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:01,420 Good luck. Thanks. 82 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,980 "Wounds and kisses," 83 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,460 "All the lies and all the silence" 84 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,060 "Come back like gamblers with their deck of cards" 85 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,980 "And shiny shoes" 86 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:06,500 "singing..." 87 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:20,900 Shut up! 88 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:30,660 Adjutancy. 89 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,380 Yeah. Just a sec. Is this Meirav? 90 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,660 Hi Tzrifin (base in Central Israel). 91 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,820 Ok, there are a lot of forms here. 92 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:40,460 Vacation form, transfer form. - Ok, bye. 93 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,860 No, no, no, these are personal file. What are you looking for? 94 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:45,300 Oh, right. Anyways... 95 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,500 This is all the Adjutancy stuff. 96 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,220 Girls, this is my replacement. Tehila 97 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:53,900 Replacement? What replacement? 98 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,020 I'm Moving to the Kirya. No kidding! 99 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:57,380 How did that happen? 100 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:58,380 Jealous ,huh? 101 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:02,060 Anyway, Tehile these are your co-workers. 102 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,820 This is Liat, she's Rama's secretary, and this is Livnat 103 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,500 I'm the HR NCO, not a receptionist. 104 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,460 Wow, you really have no idea of what we are doing here 105 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,580 Well, it's not like we actually do anything here. 106 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,820 You'd be surprised, we work really hard. maybe if you come to the office sometimes, you'll see. 107 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,540 Dafi, if you put your bag on my desk one more time, 108 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,820 I'm going to shove it up your ass. - Stop it, let's not get started with this again 109 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,100 Like, this desk is for both of us 110 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:25,860 Not for both of us. Just mine. Rama said so. 111 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:29,420 This is Irena, she came here from ordnance corps. she's also new here. 112 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:32,220 New my ass, I've been here two months already. 113 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,820 Poor girl, she's overwhelmed. Two years sounds a lot but time goes by really fast. 114 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,380 Yeah it does. 115 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,740 Hi girls! 116 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,740 What have you been up to? 117 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:51,620 In this drawer there are staplers, pins, thumbtacks, separators, straight blades, envelope opener, 118 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:55,900 markes, pencil sharpeners, glue, pen fillins, staple pins... Stop, your'e giving me a headache. 119 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:05,500 Staple gun, the most expensive item in the office. 120 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,860 This thing is deadly. 121 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,460 Nothing works against the big posters, Not the thumbtacks, not the scotch tape. 122 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:15,500 There are only two of them, they are marked and we hide them here. 123 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:20,700 Even if god forbid you become a POW and they torture you, you can't tell anyone, got it? 124 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,860 Boaz? - Yeah - You got a minute? 125 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,500 For you, even 60 seconds. 126 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:34,540 I wanted to update you that I applied to become a Captain. 127 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,820 I understand that there is only one more opening and I need a recommendation from you. 128 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,420 It's not for a while, right? 129 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,580 Yes, but I rather take care of it ahead of time. 130 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:45,660 Do you know how many candidates are? - It's me, and three other officers from the division. 131 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,940 Excellent. Competition is a good thing You have plenty of time to impress us. 132 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:52,020 Also, there is going to be an inspection soon, correct? - Yes. 133 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,540 Well, it is a great chance to earn some points. 134 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,900 Absolutely. I'll do the best I can. - I'm sure. 135 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:06,020 Girls, are you on vacation? 136 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,300 What do you mean by "moving to the Kirya"? 137 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:14,980 It's exactly what it is. nothing more. 138 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:17,860 Don't you talk back to me. I don't have neither the time or patience for this. 139 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,580 We're not supposed to get new non-combatants till the end of the month. 140 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,540 No, Rama, it's all good everything is organized I... 141 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:25,820 It's just that I've been in touch with some official in the Kirya 142 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:26,860 Contact? 143 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,500 I've been sending letters. 144 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:31,540 A lot of letters. 145 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:37,500 To who? - To the mental health officer, to the head of personal affairs, to the general staff 146 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,060 To the chief of staff advisor for women relations, and frankly to the Chieff of Staff himself. 147 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:41,700 What? 148 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,180 Right, Zohar? We ended up sending him the letter. 149 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,940 To the Chief of Staff. - Yeah - Yeah, I think so. 150 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,900 You sent a letter to the Chief of Staff? 151 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:53,980 What did you write him? 152 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,020 That you are a spoiled secretary that the Army invented a position that doesn't exist for her? 153 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:02,460 Paper and shredding NCO, because she doesn't know how to type or transfer a phone call? 154 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,180 That you want to transfer to the Kirya because the desert makes your hair dry? 155 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,380 Well, obviously, we wrote it a little differently. 156 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,740 This is kind of authority bypassing is unheard of. - I don't believe that the Chieff of Staff took care of it by himself. 157 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,140 I suppose he probably forwarded it to a personal affairs officer or something like it. 158 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,580 I can't believe this disgrace. 159 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,700 Everything is so organized with the combatants soldiers 160 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,740 And the non-combatants are being thrown around like garbage. 161 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,500 And stop moving binders around here! Close the door! 162 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,460 You will wait for me to make time for it. Did it appear to you that I have other things to do? 163 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,180 You don't have to do anything, I'll take care of it all. 164 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,340 You became rude. 165 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,580 You were a good girl before you started admiring Zohar. 166 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,820 Why am I always to blame? 167 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,260 You, are you trying me? - No/ 168 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,700 it is 0107 and I still didn't get the mail. 169 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,340 It's been on your desk for an hour. 170 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,300 0000. 171 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,580 What about the uniform? did you get rid of the stain? I'm working on it. 172 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,300 Excellent. Continue 173 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,260 Is that what you do every day? 174 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,820 I personally rather not shred two and a half pages every day. 175 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:24,340 Once every... I shred a bunch of papers. But act as you see it fitting. 176 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:28,100 In general, as a Paper and Shredding NCO the position is a lot what you make out of it. 177 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:30,260 Sorry. 178 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:39,140 These girls, they really think highly of themselves. The base commander's receptionists are really stuck up. 179 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,420 what is MABAS? 180 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,740 That's the base commander. 181 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,820 Don't worry, you'll understand everything and know everyone. -Do you know all the soldiers on base? 182 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,460 Everyone? No way, do you have any idea how many soldiers are stationed here? 183 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:51,980 How many? - There are... 184 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,580 A lot! You're so funny... 185 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,980 No we can rest a little bit, basically you can take a nap every day. 186 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,260 But you know, don't tell anyone about it. 187 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:27,700 I can't believe that you are leaving, it's a disaster. 188 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,620 it's alright, you're gonna have some peace of mind. You won't have to listen to my cry all day. 189 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,940 Yeah right, with these two idiots who sing duets. 190 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,420 Here is Guy Shefi. 191 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,140 He just looked at you. 192 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,300 Really? - Yeah, go talk to him. 193 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,260 Are you crazy? What am I going to say? 194 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,180 I don't know. Say "Hi". 195 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,740 Look, his friends are also cute. 196 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,380 If we'll be a couple, I'll introduce you to them. 197 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:02,060 Let's start with actually talking to him. - I will if you stay. 198 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,020 What does it have to do with anything? 199 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,980 We'll talk all day over the phone. 200 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:12,540 You'll come visit me, we'll drink ice coffee at Azrieli. We'll chat over the phone. 201 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,060 The phone? Can you save seats on the bus with the telephone? 202 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,060 Set new high scores on all the computers in the office? 203 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,500 You are not going to like it over there. 204 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,220 You won't have anyone to talk to. Won't have anyone to eat with. 205 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,780 Ladies and gentlemen, after impressive game by the Spanish champion, 206 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,580 Will the Israeli competitor manage to overcome her? 207 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,140 Here she goes and starts to mark the monitor fiercely. 208 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:51,500 They're telling me that she went through rigorous training in the IDF! and now... 209 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:56,980 Woo ho! I broke a record! - No way, ,move I feel like I'm on a roll. 210 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:04,420 Zohar Ben Ari approaching the mission... - Didn't you have enough of this nonsense? 211 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,420 Rama? 212 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,820 In regards to Tehila, I fully trained her today. 213 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,860 So you can go ahead ant test her, and if everything is alright... 214 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,740 So I would be actually leaving tomorrow. 215 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,180 Come to my office first thing tomorrow morning and we'll take care of this. 216 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:38,700 Do you think it's funny? 217 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,100 You told me to get rid of the stain. 218 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:42,660 I did. 219 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,900 This is joke just cost you denial of vacation. 220 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,500 Forgive her. I will thread it, it'll be unnoticeable, I promise. 221 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,660 You need to worry about the trash cans. 222 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,820 They are flooded with papers, 223 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,060 You're not going anywhere before you shred all of this, get it? 224 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,620 Damn in. I think it's Shapiro, that son of a bitch. 225 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:26,940 Just a second! 226 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:35,860 Just a second! 227 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,220 Eitan. 228 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,660 What are you doing here? 229 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:52,820 I'm stationed here. 230 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,740 What? how can it be? - Can I come in? 231 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,740 Listen, girls are not allowed here. the Disciplinary Senior NCO is going around the barracks. 232 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,620 Hold on, Hold on, Listen It doesn't work now. Let's talk tomorrow. 233 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,140 You have no idea how worried I was. Why didn't you call or answer my texts? 234 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,260 Because I told you, I'm very busy now. - What's the matter, you didn't have fun at the Kineret? 235 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,500 No, it was... very fun. 236 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:21,140 I can't stop thinking about what we did over there In the water, inside the tent... 237 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,380 Okay, but it was... it was during the summer, also... 238 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,140 We met only... 239 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,900 8 times. We slept together for five nights, 240 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,380 Not including the night in the Kineret that I don't count since we didn't go to sleep. 241 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,580 And then we said we're going to meet during Rosh Ha'shana and I made you a surprise and all of a sudden you didn't answer me. 242 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:37,740 Listen, you really have to leave. - You have to see the surprise. 243 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,700 No no it's not right, okay? 244 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,140 I didn't get back to you because I'm really busy and also because... 245 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,300 I have never loved someone like this. You have no idea how you stole my heart. 246 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,100 Okay, but... It's over. I'm not interested. 247 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:52,980 How come? 248 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,180 I don't know... It's just not it. 249 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,220 So why did you text me that you think about me a lot? 250 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,300 I don't remember. 251 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,420 For 4 months all I've been thinking about is you. Nothing else, 252 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:04,900 Just Eitan, Eitan, Eitan... 253 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,220 Wait, you didn't... You didn't actually enlist, right? 254 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,620 How did you get in here? 255 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,540 I had to see you. I couldn't take it anymore. 256 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,300 Aren't you the new soldier from Adjutancy? 257 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:35,220 No she's not a soldier, she's a psycho that I met once and... 258 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,580 And we met a few times and that's it, nothing happened. - Nothing? 259 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,580 Do you know what he told me? 260 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,140 And then when I found your home number, your mom picked up and said that you are in 261 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,180 And a minute later she said you're not home. 262 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,500 Did you tell your mom to lie to me? 263 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,620 You have no idea what you're getting yourself in. Impersonating a soldier is a felony. 264 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,140 If we report you, you're going to get arrested. Right, Anati? 265 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,940 Don't you remember that in the Kineret you tole me... - Enough with the fucking Kineret, it was a long time ago! 266 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,940 It was a while ago! I also have a girlfriend now. 267 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,940 Do me a favor, pull it together 268 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,900 and leave this base before you get caught. 269 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,740 The same way you got in, leave. - Where did you get a uniform and a unit badge? 270 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,580 This is unreal. 271 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:16,300 Listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't answer your texts. Ok? Sorry. 272 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,060 Would you like me to walk you outside and we'll talk a little bit? 273 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:21,340 Ok that's it. 274 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,740 If you don't leave right away, I'm going to call CID. 275 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,380 Not a problem. Do you really want to ruin your life? 276 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,420 You already ruined my life. 277 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100 Tehila is everything alright? 278 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:36,740 Yes. 279 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,620 Ok, we are in the barracks. If you need anything, just say. 280 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:43,100 *singing in Hebrew* 281 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:43,220 Eating from the floor? Disgusting. *singing in Hebrew* 282 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,220 Eating from the floor? Disgusting. 283 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:51,020 I'm telling you, Zohar, nothing disgusts her. That's the way it is at the kibbutz, huh? 284 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,780 Yep. And how is it over at the ghetto? Watch it! 285 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,980 Don't worry about her, ignore her. Yeah, ignore her. 286 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,060 Dafi, Dafi. 287 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,940 Do you really think he looked at me today? 288 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:15,380 I'm worried about Tehila. How long does it someone to take a shit? 289 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:19,460 She's probably constipated. Like you were when you first got here. 290 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,940 Can you shut up already? I'm trying to go to sleep. 291 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,980 Who, them or us? - Both. 292 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:26,660 Both (mocking). 293 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:17,700 Livnat... 294 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:34,740 Fuck. 295 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:39,420 Shit. 296 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:48,380 Yes? 297 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:52,740 I'm coming. 298 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:27,300 We don't have to wait to the CID investigation 299 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,460 To know this was a disaster. 300 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:34,500 It's not enough that a soldier in our unit committed suicide, 301 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,500 She wasn't even a soldier. 302 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,500 She was an impostor. 303 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:43,060 5 HR NCOS are sitting in one office and no one even thought of it. 304 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,620 She didn't have a military ID card, no dog tag. She did have them, Rama. 305 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,540 I heard that she stole a drill instructors' bag in the bathroom in Beer Sheeva. 306 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,260 But if a soldier is coming and no one reported him and he is not on any lists, 307 00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,700 You need to report to me immediately! 308 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,260 You said that you don't have time for it. 309 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:57,820 Come again? 310 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,340 That's what you told Dafi, that you don't havetime for this nonsense. 311 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,100 You have a bad attitude, you know? 312 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,820 Yeah, you've already told me like 700 times. 313 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,580 I'm not supposed to privately take care of every soldier that arrives to this base. 314 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,580 You know why? Because it's not my job. 315 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,780 I'm supposed to oversee you job, not do it myself. 316 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:17,220 If one of you would have bothered to call and find out, or tell me there is a problem 317 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,180 She would have saved her life. 318 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,060 And your ass. 319 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:24,100 My ass? - Yeah. what's the deal here with blaming only us? 320 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,540 You're the office here. Be accountable for this. 321 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:29,500 I will be accountable for this. 322 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,540 For the fact that my soldiers have the worst attitudes. I will be accountable for this. 323 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:31,660 For the fact that my soldiers have the worst attitudes. 324 00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:35,180 I swear, Zohar, I will make a human being out of you. You won't go on vacation on my shift. 325 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:37,380 You're getting denied of vacation. - You already did that. 326 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:39,820 So another one. Would you like to get another one? 327 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,820 It's already 3. How about you learn how to count? 328 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:48,580 You're right. I'm wrong. Make it 4 vacations. Shall I carry on? 329 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:01,380 Rama. 330 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,340 Le'ts go over the details again. 331 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,540 She arrived with Dafi yesterday morning at 10:00 AM. 332 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,660 Let's continue this conversation in the conference room, ok? 333 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:33,460 I'm going to kill myself as well. That's the only way people will pay attentione to me here. 334 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:41,620 If you kill yourself they will pay attention to you, but you won't be able to enjoy it because you'll be dead. 335 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,700 Have you thought about it? - I don't care! 336 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,100 I'm going to kill myself and you need to report that I threatened doing so. 337 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:47,860 Kill yourself first, then we'll report it. 338 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,020 You don't belive me? We do. 339 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,940 Why not? We wanna see it. 340 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:55,500 I'll drink some white-out. It says "Danger, not for consumption". 341 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,220 Well, now it's empty. But just wait until we get supplies. 342 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,780 You'll regret that you didn't believe me. - I have some, here you go. 343 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,660 What else are you hiding there in that drawer? 344 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,180 All this was waiting for you in the registration office, postman NCO. 345 00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:12,740 Thanks. - Do you know how they call the adjutancy in this base? 346 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,500 "Shambles". 347 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:19,380 That's how they always call the adjutancy, in every base. - Not yo my adjutancy, not over my dead body! 348 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:29,660 Paper and shredding NCO, do you think that in between all your writing and complaining to the Chief of Staff 349 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,940 You'll find some time to do your job? 350 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,740 We thought that we don't recycle anymore. - So we threw everything together. 351 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,900 Can you shred this as well please? 352 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:35,340 What's this? 353 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:39,780 You never sent my letters? 354 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,460 Dafi...- I can't believe you've been lying to me all this time. 355 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,140 I wasn't lying. - Yes you did, and you pretended to help me. - Hey! 356 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:53,340 I worked really hard on these letters! - But you never sent them. 357 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,580 You didn't send them! 358 00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,220 I just saved you the humiliation, 359 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,820 They would probably end up in the trash or... 360 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,500 Or even worse, on some wall as a joke. 361 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,580 Do you think that my biggest dream is a joke? - Your biggest dream is a little lame, don't you thing? 362 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:15,060 I mean... to make coffee in the Kirya instead of here. At least here you have me. 363 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,580 Do you think that you can find a good friend like me anywhere? 364 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,300 I hope that I'll never find a friend like you again. 365 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:26,100 Yeah, I have no idea where you'll find someone that will wait an hour and a half for you in Beer Sheeva. 366 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,100 So you won't enter the base by yourself? 367 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,540 So are you doing me a favor? 368 00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:35,420 Ok, I'm sorry! 369 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,740 I was pissed off the Army for no reason. You are the one that doesn't give a damn about me and the reason I'm still here 370 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,900 You know what? Go ahead and send your whiny letters, you naive baby. 371 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,900 Let's see who will actually care? 372 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,260 Maybe the Chief of Staff... 373 00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:02,380 Explain to me what is so appealing for you in the Kirya? 374 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:07,100 At the end of boot camp, they let me choose 3 bases 375 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,980 that I'd like to be stationed it, by priority. 376 00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:13,940 So I put down: Kirya, Kirya, Kiryat. - I got it, but why? 377 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:18,980 Usually, whoever wants to server there is because he wants to stay close to his home. 378 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,380 But you are from Haifa. 379 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:24,340 But I'll live in Tel Aviv and I'll have a real life. 380 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,020 You know that the Kirya is a commuter base. 381 00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:28,660 A soldier that doesn't live in Central Israel, The IDF needs to organize a place to live in, 382 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:30,660 give him a fraction of the rent, it's not simple. 383 00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:33,500 But I can't stay here any longer Anati. - Anat. 384 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:49,180 Fill out the reasons for the transfer request and put it in my mailbox. 385 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,740 I'll try to forward the request but it'll take some time. 386 00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:57,540 I also hated my old base but I didn't act like it was such a tragedy. 387 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:00,940 So how did you leave? 388 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:04,100 I left for Officer Training. 389 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:13,660 Thanks. 390 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:26,580 Is everything alright? 391 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,820 "*singing in Hebrew...*" 392 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,260 You start and I'll jump in. 393 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:52,780 *singing in Hebrew...*" 394 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:58,300 adjutancy. 395 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,500 Yes. 396 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,820 Hi, can I please get a transfer form? 397 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,220 Hi, what... 398 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,380 Transfer form. I'm in the adjutancy, aren't I? 399 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,420 What, are you leaving? 400 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,340 Can you give it back to to Dafi? I forgot to give it back to her. 401 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,980 So do you have one? What? 402 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:26,420 Transfer form. Yeah. She Has it. - Ok, thanks. 403 00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:29,220 I'm not kidding, Rama. 404 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,420 Are you able to repeat it? 405 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:37,540 I said I want... Louder. - To think bigger, 406 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,780 Think about what I can give, not about what I can take. 407 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:43,940 I would like to be an offier like Rama. 408 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,900 I am honored to have such a role model. 409 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:49,420 Very impressive. 410 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,100 And it's important to me to say, that Rama isn't to blame for... the incident. 411 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,140 It was us the receptionists that made the mistake. Myself. 412 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,780 It seems like there are plenty of mistakes here. 413 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:06,780 But whoever was found guilty was the front gate guard who let in a civilian with a fake military ID card. 414 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:07,660 Oh, ok. 415 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,060 Anyways, it wasn't Rama. 416 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:13,860 Boaz, are you with me? I'm still on the line. 417 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,500 Anything else? 418 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,580 Yeah Shakedi, I'm here. - Are you sitting down? I'm about to tell you something insane. Listen 419 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:27,100 Wow Dafi, you really put it together huh? Who's next? Liati, right? 420 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,060 God forbid. We don't say that, Rama. 421 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,660 You also want to go to officer training? 422 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,300 Ok, is everyone here? 423 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:37,260 I'm very proud in our Dafi, 424 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:41,900 That came here 6 months ago... 7.5 months ago. 425 00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:44,740 And she had a lot of difficulties, as we all know, but... 426 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:49,820 She decided to become a solider with high motivation, and push off any bad influences. 427 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:56,660 And here it is, she is going to be an officer representing the state of Israel. 428 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,380 Cheers. Hold on, I'm not done yet. 429 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:03,580 I ask that we don't only consider it a personal case for Dafi 430 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:08,820 Each and everyone of us can reflect about this case, 431 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:12,380 There is a starting point 432 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,940 And afterwards... 433 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:17,220 The sky is the limit. 434 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:20,100 Cheers. I would also like to say thanks. 435 00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:26,020 To Rama, that gave me a chance and wrote me a great recommendation... 436 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:27,980 Cheers. yeah cheers. 437 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,260 Just don't get drunk... 438 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:33,420 Yeah right, you can totally get drunk off of... grape juice. 439 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,500 I'll be in my room. 440 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:40,500 What about her dream about being a receptionist in the Kirya? It's going to come true. 441 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:42,300 I'll be an officer in the Kirya. 442 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:43,420 How do you know where you'll be placed? 443 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,980 Do you know Guy Shefi, the officer? 444 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:48,380 So he is transferring there, and he's going to retract me to his department. 445 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:51,820 Say, don't you think it's hilarious that the most spoiled soldier 446 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:55,900 that has to take a nap, that won't touch anything, 447 00:34:56,380 --> 00:35:00,500 That shower with a bathing suite, that has allergies and medical releases to every single grain of sand in this desert 448 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,460 Is going to be an officer in the IDF? 449 00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,660 So what are you going to be? I'll be the head officer of a Lieutenant Colonel's office. 450 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,340 Wow. That is is so good. 451 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,660 Zohar, did you drink all the wine? 452 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:19,980 The Kirya Cake. 453 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,380 This is Azrieli Mall, above Ayalon South interchange, Where will you be? 454 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,660 It's grape juice! 455 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,740 Are you crying? 456 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,780 No, I just hate throwing up. 457 00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:49,460 That's the only thing stopping me from being anorexic bulimic like you. 458 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:18,500 Here, drink. 459 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:23,620 Of all the guys on base, you have to choose him? 460 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,380 Just a coincidence, 461 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:28,940 He's leaving anyways. 462 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,980 I was just saving you the humiliation. 463 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:57,340 Episode 02. The Virgin. 464 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,380 C'mon, Irena, when? 465 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,100 At age 14. Oh, it's not that bad. 466 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:37,580 I thought it was a lot earlier. With who? 467 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:40,460 Some guy. He was my neighbor. 468 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:44,700 I was 17, on July 17. Such a nice date. 469 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:49,060 I had it in the summer between 10th and 11th grade In summer camp. With one of the camp counselors. 470 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:51,420 Zohar, what about yourself? 471 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:55,620 Zohar. - What? - What do you mean "what"? 472 00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:58,420 I didn't hear what you guys were talking about. Yeah right. 473 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:02,060 Greetings. - I'm not checking, nagger. You were here just yesterday. 474 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,140 Can you check? - Not now, Ok? Go see her. 475 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:06,620 Oh c'mon, check for me. It'll only take a second. When am I getting discharged? 476 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,860 Dude, I'm the postman NCO. 477 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:11,100 If you want, get in an envelope and I'll mail you to your mom. 478 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,660 Ok, Ok, come here for a sec. Yogev... 479 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:17,020 Interesting. They say that all the action is at the kibbutz. 480 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,900 So go there, on your way to Russia, tell them that you came to volunteer. 481 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,340 It is possible that I'm the only virgin in Southern Israel. 482 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:29,180 I'm the only virgin in my kibbutz, that's for sure. 483 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:32,900 All the ugly and hideous girls have already done. besides of me. 484 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:43,340 Stop counting us all the time! - Quite. 485 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,460 We are not going to multiply. 486 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,060 Ne'ama. 487 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:54,460 It's also clear that I'm the only virgin in this base. 488 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:58,580 It's true that everyone is a slut here. but I dont want to feel that different. 489 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:03,740 Liat. 490 00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:10,140 Zohar. 491 00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:19,540 God, please make me normal. 492 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,340 I don't want to die a virgin. 493 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,940 I mean, I don't want to die in general, but... 494 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,700 Not as a virgin for sure. 495 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,100 Girls, let's pay attention. 496 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:36,300 I know it's tough and hot and you're tired, but it's important to pay close attention. 497 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,140 Shira isn't feeling well, she's going to pass out. 498 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:41,260 Yeah, Rama, I'm going to pass out. 499 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,220 So Shira can go sit in the shade. 500 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,540 Can I go with her to the shade, in case she would need help? 501 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:50,380 No! If she needs help. she'll tell us. 502 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:58,420 Now after we took care of all the patients, I have something to say. 503 00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:02,820 Hilit and me went through officer training together. 504 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,420 Instructional base #12, respect. and power. 505 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:10,060 We went through a lot together and she's like my twin sister. 506 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,740 Here you go, Hilit. 507 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:18,940 What am I supposed to do when I see a suspect approaching base? 508 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:22,500 Like... someone with a fake military ID card? 509 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,740 No, a real suspect. What should I do? 510 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,140 Shout? 511 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:34,620 When I'm on guarding duty at the front gate and the security of the base is my responsibility 512 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,660 And I see a suspect approaching, 513 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:41,020 And all I have at my dispense are my awareness, my efficiency, 514 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:44,740 My responsibility for the base security, and my M-16 rifle. 515 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,580 What should I do? Shoot? 516 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,580 Just like that? Shoot? 517 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:53,100 What if I kill an innocent person? 518 00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:59,060 Exactly for this kind of situation, there is the suspect handling procedure. 519 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,380 A suspect approaches the front entrance, I first shout: "Stop!" 520 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:03,940 Repeat after me, 521 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:05,580 Stop! 522 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:10,900 He didn't stop. I shout: "Stop and identify yourself!" 523 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,140 "Stop and identify yourself!" 524 00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,700 He didn't stop. 525 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,220 I shout: "Stop or I'll shoot!" 526 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,140 Stop or I'll shoot! Didn't stop. 527 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,260 Now, pay attention. I cock the weapon for intimidation purposes. 528 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,500 Didn't stop. I fire in the air. Didn't stop. I shoot towards his legs. 529 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,260 But... - Let me finish, I'll allow questions in the end. 530 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,900 But what if he does stop? 531 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:37,500 No, seriously. What if he does stop? 532 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,500 If he does stop, call me. 533 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,260 Now Zohar, because you always ask all these questions. 534 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,940 You'll have the honor to cover first guard shift. 535 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,300 At least you're going to be first at something. 536 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,100 What did you say? 537 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,980 Ok, girls. Let's continue. 538 00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:57,340 Answer me, bitch. Did you say: "At least be first in something?" 539 00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:00,580 Calm down. I said: "Not a very good twin sister". 540 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,980 Girls! Let's continue. 541 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,140 Would you like some advice? - No. 542 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,980 Some free advice. I don't want it. 543 00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:27,180 You need a man. - Oh. That's the advice. 544 00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:30,500 You need to get laid and the sooner the better. 545 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,140 "You need to get laid and the sooner the better." 546 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,500 You are quite the romantic poet. 547 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,460 If you want romance, you need to pop your cherry first. 548 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,740 Nobody will want you like that. 549 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:44,820 An uptight virgin with spider webs over her pussy. 550 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:47,500 Wow, you are disgusting. 551 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:52,140 How does a girl with so many facial creams is so disgusting on the outside? 552 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,220 You better listen to me. Find a man, now. 553 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,660 The first one you see, have sex with him as soon as possible before it's too late. 554 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:05,060 Ok, Irena, maybe in Russia a woman needs a man to justify her existence. 555 00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:08,020 Drop these old sayings. You are in the Western world. 556 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,740 Idiot. 557 00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:11,580 Look at the world map. 558 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:14,300 I used to live in the West. Now I'm here. 559 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,260 Gil Mesika and Liran Stoler, you are in the front entrance. 560 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,580 Rotem Ganon, and Nimrod Cohen, you are in the open. 561 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,980 Shir Ben Ezra and Adi Bracha, you are the patrol. 562 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:38,140 Gal Mizrahi and Shuki Solomon, you're in the guard tower. 563 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:42,380 Oleg Kovalski and Ran Saporta, you are in the rear entrance. 564 00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:46,420 So who's left? - Just me. 565 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:49,900 Zohar. Right. 566 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:52,460 You are guarding the weaponry. 567 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:56,180 What...by myself? I don't have a partner? 568 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,580 The weaponry is a one man guarding position because it's inside the base. 569 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:02,260 You need to stand here and one an hour walk around the building. 570 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:04,660 You are not allowed to sit or use your phone. 571 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,060 So what, I'm supposed to stand here for 4 hours without doing anything? 572 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:10,540 You asked for equal right. Here it is. 573 00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,780 And where are you going to be? 574 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:15,500 Where am I going to be when? - Meanwhile when I'm on guarding duty. 575 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,380 Asleep. 576 00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:21,660 You're probably going to be in all kind of girls' dreams. 577 00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:24,860 What? - Do you have a girlfriend? 578 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:30,260 Ok, have a good one. Bye. 579 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:32,940 I asked, do you have a girlfriend? 580 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:38,740 Boyfriend. 581 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,420 If something happens, call the officer on duty. 582 00:44:45,820 --> 00:44:46,940 Don't worry, nothing's going to happen. 583 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,500 Nothing will happen because this is my luck... 584 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:54,540 I wish that some guy would come, doesn't have to be a stud, but... 585 00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:57,380 Ok, not a catch. Mediocre. Average. 586 00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,460 Someone that would want me. 587 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:05,860 Who is it? 588 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:09,860 Stop or I'll shoot. 589 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:12,180 What is it, omg, put the weapon down! - Who are you? 590 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,420 Meyer. I'm looking for the kiosk. 591 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,620 You're not from here? 592 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,100 No, I'm from Maglan. We are training here. 593 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,580 Can you stand in the light for a second? 594 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:30,740 You guys are serious around here, huh? 595 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:33,660 Yeah, sorry. 596 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,180 I'm Zohar. Hi. - Hi Zohar. Nice to meet you. 597 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:42,540 So where is the kiosk? 598 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,740 I would have shown you but... I can't leave the position. 599 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:48,260 No problem, just tell me how to get there. 600 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,820 Hold on, how long are you guys staying here? - Until... 601 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:54,260 The day after tomorrow? 602 00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:56,260 So... If you'd like.. maybe... 603 00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,100 Tomorrow evening I can show you where it is exactly and... 604 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:03,900 other places on base. If you'd like. 605 00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,860 Ok, cool. - So tomorrow at... 606 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:08,620 10 PM? Does it work for you? Ok, cool. - So tomorrow at... 607 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:09,940 10 PM? Does it work for you? 608 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:15,900 Yeah. Yeah, it works for me. - Great, we're on. 609 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:19,580 But can you still tell me where is the kiosk? 610 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,180 The guys are waiting for their smokes and... 611 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:27,460 Yeah, it's right here. You walk down this path for a couple of meters. The red door. 612 00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,420 Oh. Thanks. 613 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,220 So tomorrow? - 10 PM at the kiosk. 614 00:46:58,060 --> 00:46:59,780 Oh my god. 615 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,980 Oh come one! help me up, will you? 616 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:18,860 I'm not dead yet. 617 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:26,500 Give her a hand. 618 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,900 Where am I supposed to sleep now, on the floor? 619 00:47:33,780 --> 00:47:35,460 You can sleep on the empty bed. 620 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:36,820 Oh, now it's called the "empty bed". 621 00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:39,660 That girl slit her veins and peeled all her skin of her body 622 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,140 And you expect me to sleep in her bed? 623 00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:43,300 Quite girls, I'm trying to sleep. 624 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:46,580 Sorry for interrupting you! I almost died! 625 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,020 Why just almost? 626 00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:50,740 I'm not going to sleep in her bed. I'm sorry, this is where I draw the line. 627 00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:53,180 They changed the mattress, Zohar. It's not that bad. 628 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:54,860 You go ahead and sleep there if it's not that bad. 629 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:17,020 *Singing in Hebrew* 630 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:20,540 I'll sleep on her bed, alright? Get in my bed and be quiet. 631 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,540 Coward. Paranoid virgin. 632 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:25,420 What does it have to do with anything? 633 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,940 Well done, Irene. Really nice of you. - Take notes of this. 634 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:40,340 It smells weird here. - Good night. 635 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:42,860 Smells like... 636 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,900 a Russian sausage. 637 00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:48,180 You would have died for a long sausage in that bed. 638 00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:57,220 There is no such thing as ghosts, Liati. 639 00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:02,140 So not a ghost. Maybe... a demon that's possessing her. 640 00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:06,580 There aren't any ghosts or demons or little gnomes that do our work at night. 641 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:09,820 Look at her. She's acting so strange. 642 00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:25,820 I'm the officer in the adjutancy inspection. 643 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:29,580 What am I going to pick? 644 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:37,740 August 03', headquarters, let's take a look. 645 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:43,460 What do I have here? August 24 logistics report. 646 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:46,180 It says here that soldier... 647 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,500 Och..Ochi... 648 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:53,540 Ochperkovich. - Ochperkovich Tomer didn't attend logistics on this date 649 00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:57,500 Because of vacation. That's what it says. 650 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,740 Now soldier, please show me supporting documentation for it. 651 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:11,660 Human Resources inspection is like the crucible for combatants. It's the biggest test for adjutancy. 652 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:16,660 Every attribute on every soldier at every date needs to be coordinated and documented. 653 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:20,060 Vacations, ranks, court marshals, absenteeism, transfer forms, everything! 654 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:23,100 It's enough to have one mistake in order to fail. 655 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:25,140 And the inspection is random. 656 00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,260 Random is incidental. 657 00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:31,260 Do you understand what that means? What does it mean? 658 00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:35,780 That we could use a little luck? 659 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,980 That we need to go through every binder, every page, check and update 660 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,140 Because whoever counts on luck, Zohar, We already saw what happens to him. 661 00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:45,660 Well, Rama, we would never be able to update everything here. Do you realize the mess in this office? 662 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:49,620 According to my calculations, if we get into a rhythm, 663 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:53,140 We would be able to go through everything until Thursday, 664 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:55,980 And also get 4 hours of sleep a night. 665 00:51:56,660 --> 00:52:01,220 It's in our hands and we will not just pass this inspection, we will pass it with flying colors. 666 00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:05,100 Let's go girls, let's have some fun. 667 00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:09,740 Now I understand that there is some sort of issue of a ghost that possesses Irena. 668 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,940 Irena, is that true? Irena? 669 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:15,620 Irena, you just have to put the pages into the plastic covers, ok? 670 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,780 It says that Shimi Samouha wasn't here for like a week. 671 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:30,260 It doesn't say here why, nothing. 672 00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:33,580 Here, send him to vacation. 673 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,820 Fuck, it's not ending! 674 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:42,060 You see how fast time flies? 675 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:53,620 Job well done with that ghost, really. 676 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:57,900 Who would have thought that you'll be so brilliant? with the idea and the acting. 677 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:00,420 I really think something happened to her. 678 00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:25,220 Rama? Yeah. 679 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:29,660 Irena is not doing well at all. I think I should take her to the infirmary. 680 00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:33,740 To the infirmary? What exactly are they going to do? Summon ghosts? 681 00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:36,460 It's better if a professional gets to see her, 682 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:39,420 That we don't get another... 683 00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:41,940 Tehila incident. 684 00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,980 Ok, go and return ASAP. 685 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,540 Every minute that you are not here is less sleep for the other girls. 686 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:50,940 Sure. 687 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,860 Irena, well done. 688 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:06,860 You do realize that we just escaped hell 689 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:10,540 And the devil himself opened the gate for us. 690 00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:19,100 Aren't we going to the infirmary? - Are you crazy? Let's go to the barracks. 691 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:22,020 But you told Rama that I need to go to the infirmary. 692 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:25,740 Go to the infirmary if you want. I just have to go. 693 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:31,420 I had that neighbor in Oropinsk that got stabbed 694 00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:33,900 and I saw his hand coming out of the drawer. 695 00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:38,260 Irena, enough with this creepy thing. You're starting to scare me. 696 00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:41,060 Why are you putting on make up? 697 00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:44,300 Remember you told me I had to lose my virginity ASAP? 698 00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:45,220 No. 699 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:49,060 You did and you were right. That's exactly what I'm going to do. 700 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,460 Can I come with you? 701 00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,860 What? No! 702 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:58,540 Why don't you go to your friends room? - I don't have any friends. 703 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,700 Why don't you go and read a Russian book? 704 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,540 You said you'll take me to the infirmary. 705 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,020 So go to the infirmary, psycho. 706 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:14,300 Be thankful that I got you out of the office and stop following me. 707 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,580 Please don't leave me alone. 708 00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:19,420 But I'm going to attend some private business. You know. 709 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:22,900 Come on Irena. 710 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:28,100 I found a cute guy and he's also into me. 711 00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:28,140 He's not from here and he is leaving tomorrow. I found a cute guy and he's also into me. 712 00:55:28,140 --> 00:55:29,300 He's not from here and he is leaving tomorrow. 713 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,740 I won't be in the way. 714 00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:32,340 How so? It's a date! 715 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:36,340 If you don't let me come along, I'll tell Rama that we didn't go to the infirmary. 716 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:45,860 I see that the "ghost" didn't change your lousy attitude. 717 00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:53,100 You are going to be like air, got it? Air! 718 00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:25,500 You're early. 719 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,540 So are you. 720 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:30,260 I like it. 721 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:31,980 I like you as well. 722 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:44,340 This is Irena, she'll sit with us due to personal reason, but she won't be in the way. 723 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:48,300 Awesome. Hi, Irena. Hello. 724 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:56,740 Boot camp was horrible. The worst five months I've ever had. 725 00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:00,780 They kicked our ass. Treated us like in holocaust. 726 00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:03,500 Like in the holocaust? - Irena, what did we talk about? 727 00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:05,780 You know, it means that it was really bad. 728 00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:09,100 I don't think you can use this expression as you wish. - Irena! 729 00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:11,780 But it's true. The Drill Instructors were actually Nazi. 730 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,940 Huh. and what did they do? 731 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,780 First, they killed 6 million of us. 732 00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:21,700 We left on vacations via trains only. 733 00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:26,260 Irena, I'm kidding. Loosen up, smile a little. 734 00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:27,860 What... 735 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:31,180 What... How long have you been in the unit? 736 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:35,340 Around 11 months. - Cool. And the commanders are not Nazis over there? 737 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,540 No way. They are great. 738 00:57:39,380 --> 00:57:41,140 But never mind, these jokes offend Irena. 739 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:45,820 How the hell does this offend Irena? What does it have to do with her? The Russians weren't even in the Holocaust. 740 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:50,060 Ok. I'm going to bring some drinks. What are you having? 741 00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:52,580 Diet Coke. - Diet Coke for the lady, and for you? 742 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,900 Nothing. - Diet Coke and nothing coming your way. 743 00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:00,180 What's you deal? We agreed that you're going to be like air. 744 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,380 I didn't order anything. 745 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,420 Can you just go back to the barracks? Can't you see we are starting to connect? 746 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:11,620 Vacation, huh? She was enslaving us just until now. 747 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:16,260 Hey, do you mind switching tables? It's just that someone is already sitting here. 748 00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:19,380 Who? - Who? - Now you are also talking in two voices? Someone! 749 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:21,100 So it's not enough that we do you work, 750 00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:24,100 Now we also need to eat standing up like horses while you are sitting on your ass? 751 00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:29,180 Eat in the barracks, blood suckers! - We feel like sitting here. 752 00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:32,860 But I'm telling you that I'm in the middle of something and this seat is taken! 753 00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:35,540 No worries. I'll get another chair. 754 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:39,860 Hi! 755 00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:41,940 What's up? My sister... 756 00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:10,260 Listen. You have 9 cans here. Let's see you knock 757 00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,220 them out all in once... 758 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:33,820 Get away from me, maniac! 759 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:36,020 You were gone for a while. 760 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:37,900 Like anybody even noticed. 761 00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:46,180 I did. - You. It's because of you all the idiots went over to our table. 762 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:47,260 They saw you. 763 00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:50,020 Turns out I'm the air in this date. 764 01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:21,620 Damn it, no privacy around here. 765 01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:25,100 Where should we go? - You tell me. 766 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:35,380 Everything alright? - Yeah. 767 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:38,580 All this time in the infirmary? Where? 768 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:42,620 The infirmary, yeah. -Welcome back. 769 01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:45,380 We're almost done with the soldiers, tomorrow we will finish the commanders. 770 01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:49,340 What could be really helpful is that you guys clean up this mess. 771 01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:53,700 Ok. So I'm just going to bring the broom. -The broom is here. 772 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:56,940 So I'll... 773 01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:58,900 I'll get some rags from the other office. We'll clean thoroughly here. 774 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:38,660 Hold on. Just a sec. 775 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:46,340 Can you be a little more gentle? 776 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:48,540 What? - More gentle. 777 01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:51,940 I'm just...not used to it. 778 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:54,620 You want it to be gentle? Yeah. 779 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:56,540 A little. 780 01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,660 You want it to be gentle, go look for a non-combatant. 781 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,700 I'm coming from training, sweetie. 782 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,380 Hold on, hold on. 783 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,340 What happened, sweetie? I thought you want it. 784 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,900 Hold on...No...Wait... 785 01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:38,900 Hold on...No, stop. 786 01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:43,100 Stop! 787 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,540 Stop or I'll shoot. 788 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:50,540 Put down the gun! 789 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:53,060 You, dress up. 790 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,020 Not you! 791 01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:00,260 What do you think you're doing? Huh? 792 01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:04,020 What do you thing you're doing to this girl? What makes you 793 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,740 think that you can stick your ugly duck to wherever you feel like? 794 01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:09,420 It's a lady in front of you, not a garbage can. 795 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,820 I'm sorry. - I'm sorry for interrupting you. 796 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,140 Come. -Where? 797 01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:16,660 Over there! 798 01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:26,220 Pick up your stuff. 799 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:32,740 Walk! 800 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,380 Stop! 801 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:37,940 See that trash can? 802 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:39,540 Fuck it. 803 01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:44,740 What? - Fuck the trash can. 804 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,900 Now! Wasn't I clear? What... 805 01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:50,540 What do you mean by fuck the trash can? 806 01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:54,860 Whatever you were doing to Zohar before, do it to the trash can. - But... 807 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,900 What? You can't all of a sudden? 808 01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:09,900 You're insane. 809 01:05:10,660 --> 01:05:13,060 What were you thinking, that you can bang whoever you want to? 810 01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:23,100 Get me the clothes. 811 01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:27,020 Leave and don't come back. 812 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:34,420 I need my rifle back. - I can't give it back to you. 813 01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:38,220 Irena, give him back his rifle. What are you doing? 814 01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:39,660 He's going to kill us. 815 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:41,900 Give me back my rifle and I won't do anything to you, I swear. 816 01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:45,620 They will put my in military prison. 817 01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:47,020 Haven't I gone through enough? 818 01:05:57,180 --> 01:05:57,860 Thanks. 819 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,860 Rama! - No more Rama. You're done. 820 01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:16,900 Just so you know, I almost got raped and killed. 821 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,460 Why can't I believe to any word coming out of your mouth? 822 01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:21,220 Ask Irena if you don't believe me. 823 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,260 I have no idea what she's talking about. 824 01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:30,060 Irena! You were just pointing an M-16 rifle to a soldier, about to kill him! 825 01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:32,060 What the hell are you talking about? 826 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:36,180 You are no longer possessed! That's what happened! Rama, listen. 827 01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:39,700 Tehila's ghost possessed Irena while she was sleeping in her bed. 828 01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:43,220 And then she sent Irena to avenge all the assholes that hurt her and... 829 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:46,940 And now Tehila's ghost left Irena's body 830 01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:48,380 And that's the reason Irena doesn't recall any of it! 831 01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:55,220 I called the infirmary and asked to check if you were there. Guess what? 832 01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:58,500 Right, we weren't in the infirmary, but it has nothing to do with it. 833 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:01,420 What would you do if you were me? 834 01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:04,300 What? I'm asking you. 835 01:07:05,340 --> 01:07:06,340 What would you do? 836 01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:08,580 In regards to what? In regards to you! 837 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:12,220 What would you do if you were me? 838 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,340 I can't imagine a situation like that. 839 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:24,100 Go to the barracks. Good night. 840 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:34,460 Your friends are working their butts off and me too. We are giving everything to this office. 841 01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:37,780 And how does it look like? 842 01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:40,660 Looks disgusting. 843 01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:42,140 When I'm back in the morning, 844 01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:45,220 I don't want to know where I am, because it's going to be spotless. 845 01:07:46,060 --> 01:07:50,660 Organized, tidy, without this dust and these extra papers all over the place. 846 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:51,780 A new office! 847 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:53,700 But it's going to take me the whole night. 848 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,340 Why won't we all do this together, in the morning? 849 01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:58,220 What wasn't clear in my orders? 850 01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:01,900 I don't understand why are you calling me out and giving me the most brutal punishments 851 01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,500 I'm doing this for you. 852 01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:08,020 Because one day you'll wake up and realize that you spend two years in the IDF and didn't do anything. 853 01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:10,660 Didn't leave your mark. 854 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:15,180 While there are soldiers that sacrifice their lives. 855 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:21,620 So here it is, your chance to contribute a little to the Army. 856 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,140 Careful. It's still wet here. 857 01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,220 Where are all the pages? 858 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,900 You told me to shred all the extra papers. 859 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:11,300 Those in the bins. Not the ones we need. 860 01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:16,020 We don't need so much paper, It's just making our life complicated. 861 01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:23,100 So where are old the records? 862 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:25,540 In your office. 863 01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:52,580 Rama? 864 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:56,260 Rama? 865 01:11:12,580 --> 01:11:15,460 Episode 03: The Commander 866 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:30,300 Officer Training School 867 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:36,620 1. Assault 2. Stun 3. Elbow 4. Knee, knee, knee. 868 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,260 Knee, good. Now switch. 869 01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:42,180 Let's go, Let's go! 870 01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,540 68, two... 871 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:49,820 69, training is almost over, Up! 872 01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:52,740 Yelena, you're not trying! 70! 873 01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:57,940 Up! I can do this all day. 71, I have time. 874 01:11:58,980 --> 01:12:02,580 Up! 90 degree knees, 72! 875 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:07,820 How do you expect to get "attention" if you can't do sit ups? 876 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:12,060 76! Faster! Up! 877 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,620 77! 878 01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:35,820 You'll never finish training like that, Dafi. 87! 879 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:41,860 Up! Look at you. 88, Disgrace! 880 01:12:42,820 --> 01:12:43,820 Up! 881 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:46,580 Responsibility! Question: 882 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,940 What is so unique about accomplishing the goal? 883 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:54,780 Yeah. Equality. Good. Moving on. 884 01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:02,140 Hi, this is Zohar. Don't leave me voicemails because I can't hear them. 885 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:03,540 So get lost. Bye. 886 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,540 The soldiers on training, in order to calculate who is going to ask for sick days and when... 887 01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:07,940 Adjutancy. 888 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,540 Hi, may I speak to Zohar? 889 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:13,820 Who is this, Dafi? - Yeah. Can I speak to Zohar? 890 01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:15,780 Zohar is in prison. 891 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:17,500 What? Why? 892 01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:19,220 She shred the entire office. 893 01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:20,940 Why are you whispering? I can't hear you. 894 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,620 Because Rama doesn't want us to talk about this. 895 01:13:23,740 --> 01:13:26,220 Anyways, Zohar got 3 months of prison time. 896 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:27,860 3 Months? 897 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:39,500 I was just planning on moving up the ranks in the Army. I mean, go far and... 898 01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,780 I know it was pretty bad after we failed the inspection, 899 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:47,100 But look how the office has progressed since then. Greatly. 900 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:49,580 Look, we don't have the quota to promote you. 901 01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:53,140 What, but... Why isn't there a quota? 902 01:13:53,980 --> 01:13:57,260 There was only one quota for non-combatants and the Education office got it. 903 01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:02,660 Rama, It's ok. You are getting discharged. 904 01:14:05,220 --> 01:14:06,180 Is it because I'm a woman? 905 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:08,820 The education officer is also a woman. 906 01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:12,380 Yeah, I... 907 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,820 Rama, you have been outstanding and no one can't take it away from you. 908 01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:17,420 Don't think that I overlook the fact that you are talented and dedicated. 909 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:21,660 But upon looking on other aspects, personal communication and the ability to command efficiently 910 01:14:22,340 --> 01:14:23,580 Are also very important for a military career. 911 01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:04,020 To Rama and Liat- Good luck in your future endeavors. 912 01:15:13,220 --> 01:15:13,780 Thanks, Boaz. 913 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:18,100 Damn, Shira left, now you. 914 01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:20,820 Namonet is leaving soon as well. It'll be just me very soon. 915 01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:26,500 Guys, today we are saying goodbye to an officer that gave a 110 percent of herself, 916 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,340 So hand of applause to Rama. 917 01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:30,940 Rama, good luck with the civilian life. 918 01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,620 I also prepared something. 919 01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:46,140 Frantz Kafka once said: "The chains that cuff humanity 920 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:48,180 Are made of office paper". 921 01:15:49,740 --> 01:15:53,140 And really, after we lost all the records, I was lost. 922 01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:57,980 But in the past few weeks, we started the digital records restoration, 923 01:15:58,780 --> 01:16:03,260 broke loose from the papers and I'm proud to announce that we are most advanced 924 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:04,980 and eco friendly in the IDF. 925 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,540 And big thanks to Zachi, The great computer systems officer, 926 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:10,420 That worked day and night. 927 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,060 Cheers. -Hold on. 928 01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:18,940 I would like to end on a personal note... 929 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,620 Excuse me, Boaz? 930 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,820 Ofer is waiting in the office. He says it's urgent. The region just got hot. 931 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:29,380 Ok, get the operations officer and the company officer for an evaluation. Nir, come. 932 01:16:29,780 --> 01:16:31,140 Rama, good luck with you civilian life. 933 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:33,260 Thanks, Boaz. 934 01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,300 Good luck. -Thanks. 935 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:44,660 You can go ahead and eat from the pie if you'd like. My mom made it. 936 01:16:48,340 --> 01:16:49,220 Thanks, Zachi. 937 01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:53,100 Ok... 938 01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:56,660 Ok, good luck... I'll be in the office for now. 939 01:16:57,380 --> 01:16:58,140 Good luck, Rama. 940 01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:06,100 First Lieutenant Dafna Tazfrir! 941 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,580 First Lieutenant Shira Pinchas! 942 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:16,180 First in class, Tama Lahav... 943 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,460 Dafi, the commanders are proud of you. 944 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:46,260 I'm speaking on behalf of all of us. 945 01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:49,340 You arrived here as a soldier that didn't believe in herself. 946 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:54,180 You came a long way of empowering yourself and now there is an office sitting in front of us 947 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,300 a success. 948 01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:01,460 You are going from here to additional training and this is your placement. 949 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:02,780 Good luck. 950 01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:17,660 No, it can't be. It's a mistake. 951 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:20,340 For sure. I'm supposed to be placed in the Kirya. 952 01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:25,700 I'm supposed to be placed in the Kirya, It's... It's all been taken care of. 953 01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:29,220 No. No. It's not a mistake. It's correct. 954 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,140 Dafi? 955 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:40,500 We've been all so impressed by your motivation. 956 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:46,100 You remember that we are here to serve the military. Right? 957 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,540 For six months I've been suffering in this training 958 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,140 And what helped me make it the belief and I will be placed in the Kirya. 959 01:18:58,420 --> 01:19:01,500 Ok, this is too much. There is a war going out there. Pull yourself together. 960 01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:04,060 War? I'm just a non-combatant officer! 961 01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:07,780 What? Our soldiers are getting killed and here you are crying over your placement. 962 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,100 Come on, Dafi, let's not be disgraceful. 963 01:19:19,660 --> 01:19:23,340 In regards to the medical aspect. Evacuation is based on two ambulances and a Ze'ev. 964 01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:26,820 This week we are expecting a heat load of 3, we are supplying a water tank of course. 965 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:30,980 We need to pay attention that everyone drinks, because last week 3 trainees were evacuated. 966 01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:34,380 It was a long hour until that wretched doctor found them. One is still in the hospital. 967 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:36,340 And listen, I don't want to have anymore incidents. 968 01:19:36,780 --> 01:19:37,700 Ok, did the maintenance officer update you? 969 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:42,260 Ok. Pay attention to the next move. - Zohar... -Quiet 970 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:45,580 What about that coffee? All the officers are waiting. 971 01:19:46,180 --> 01:19:46,700 Hold on... 972 01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:51,300 I'm going to break a record. 973 01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:55,540 Let's not be disgraceful. There is a war going out there and you are playing computer games? 974 01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:57,300 What do you want? I'm sweeping mines over here! 975 01:19:57,980 --> 01:19:58,980 It's really dangerous. 976 01:20:04,820 --> 01:20:07,340 The crowd is on its feet. 977 01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:10,260 All the Mine Sweeper champions... 978 01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:13,580 And she is clearing her targets with no fear... 979 01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:20,060 Who's the boss? Me! Alright, shut up, shut up, shut up. 980 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,020 Thanks, god! I broke a world record! 981 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,380 You really have an attitude. 982 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,540 This talk sounds familiar. 983 01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:33,100 Is that what they teach you at officer training? Respect. 984 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,500 You will get up right now and take the trays from me. 985 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,700 I can't get up. We are in the middle of a bet. 986 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:39,060 Excuse me? 987 01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:41,260 We are having a bet who can last the longest without getting off their chair. 988 01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:44,940 With all do respect, I have no intention of losing to this "green" soldiers. 989 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:50,260 Zohar, I already prepared everything, just serve this please. 990 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,100 Give me a push, come on! 991 01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:01,060 Zohar, stop it. 992 01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:05,420 Zohar, you will get off the chair right now. 993 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,940 But this is a start-up. Finally, they won't check out our asses. 994 01:21:14,820 --> 01:21:15,980 Zohar Ben Ari, you just got denied of your vacation. 995 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:18,500 I understand that you want to act like a commander 996 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,020 Because you are upset that you got screwed and have to stay here for double the time, but... 997 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:24,100 I'm sorry. I'm going to have fun here and not suffer. 998 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:25,940 My time is valuable. 999 01:21:27,580 --> 01:21:28,740 Even if I can't wait for it to be over. 1000 01:21:30,060 --> 01:21:32,660 So take it down a notch with this "denial of vacation" thing. 1001 01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:35,340 Are you trying me? 1002 01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:38,460 Don't see her like that. Poor thing, she is ill. 1003 01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:40,740 She has the First Lieutenant illness. 1004 01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:43,820 But it will go away, right Dafi? 1005 01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:46,260 Ok, well it seems you are enjoying each others company. 1006 01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:52,100 So from now on, every punishment Zohar will get would carry on to all of you. 1007 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,380 Is it clear? You have 10 seconds to get in formation. 1008 01:21:56,020 --> 01:21:57,460 Formation? There are only four of us. -Let's go. 1009 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,580 For welcoming the officer, the office' soldiers will stand in attention. 1010 01:22:07,740 --> 01:22:08,700 Attention. 1011 01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,260 What are you? A Drill Instructor? 1012 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,140 Give me a hundred sit ups. Yeah, right! 1013 01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:17,580 Ok , like I said before, the punishment carries on to all of you and... 1014 01:22:18,660 --> 01:22:20,220 Now you need to give me a hundred sit ups. 1015 01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:24,660 Quickly, before it's gonna go up to 200. 1016 01:22:30,580 --> 01:22:33,180 One, two, two... 1017 01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:34,100 Have you lost your mind? 1018 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:40,260 I'm your officer now. Get it already. 1019 01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:42,180 I'm an officer now. 1020 01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:47,180 " I will appreciate if you consider my difficulties of being in a desert 1021 01:22:47,740 --> 01:22:49,060 that triggers my allergic reactions. 1022 01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:53,460 I'm under close observation by orthopedists and surgeons 1023 01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:58,380 And so I would be able to contribute more if I am stationed in the Kirya rather than Shizafon Base. 1024 01:22:58,740 --> 01:22:59,420 It's important for me..." 1025 01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:49,580 You are so mean. 1026 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:53,540 Zohar, look at me. 1027 01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:55,500 Commander. 1028 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:57,940 You can't make me look at you. 1029 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,580 Especially not while I'm eating. 1030 01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:03,180 Don't you have a little respect for our past friendship? 1031 01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:08,380 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1032 01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:09,580 A true friendship is to be stick together. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1033 01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:10,300 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1034 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:13,420 A true friendship is that you care about somone, with no regards to his location. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1035 01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:14,780 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1036 01:24:14,780 --> 01:24:15,820 And you only care about yourself. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1037 01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:17,980 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1038 01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:19,220 Stop playing, we're having a conversation. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1039 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,220 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1040 01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:22,300 I can't stop playing, dear, Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1041 01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:24,220 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1042 01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:25,940 Because I'm about to set another record. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1043 01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:30,220 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1044 01:24:30,220 --> 01:24:33,140 I'm going to delete them. All these games. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1045 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:33,700 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1046 01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,580 Delete? You don't even know where "Enter" is. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1047 01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:37,460 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1048 01:24:37,460 --> 01:24:38,780 You barely even know how to turn it on. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1049 01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:39,420 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1050 01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:42,660 Here it is. Pretty simply. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1051 01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:47,780 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1052 01:24:47,780 --> 01:24:49,500 Don't Touch it. - Move, Zohar, you're in the way. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1053 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,580 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1054 01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:55,020 I'm just reminding you that mine and yours highest score in Average Mine Sweeper is on this computer. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1055 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:55,380 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1056 01:24:55,380 --> 01:24:56,660 I don't care about this high scores anymore. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1057 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:57,740 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1058 01:24:57,740 --> 01:25:01,100 These high scores are the best achievements you will ever have. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1059 01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:01,140 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1060 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,460 Don't move. 1061 01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:20,180 Cut the bullshit. 1062 01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:24,700 The next one will go in between your eyes. 1063 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,860 Zohar, Stop, you're insane. 1064 01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:30,340 Get off the computer. - No. 1065 01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:10,420 Dafi, I'm warning you. 1066 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:39,020 Dafi! Don't you touch my computer! 1067 01:26:42,140 --> 01:26:42,740 Dafi! 1068 01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:44,420 Don't you touch my computer! 1069 01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:57,020 Did something happen in your office? 1070 01:26:58,780 --> 01:26:59,820 It's really private. 1071 01:27:00,460 --> 01:27:01,580 I'm talking about the server rack. 1072 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:05,020 The what? - The system main server, did anyone touch it? 1073 01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:06,260 Because I'm missing some information. 1074 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:12,420 It's Zachi from computing. Can you please open up? 1075 01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:19,820 I need your statement for the incident. What exactly happened there? 1076 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:25,140 We had... 1077 01:27:28,140 --> 01:27:28,980 An argument. 1078 01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:34,220 I meant to delete all the games from the computers, but accidentally 1079 01:27:35,140 --> 01:27:36,780 I clicked on the... - She's lying. 1080 01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:40,340 It was me that deleted a bunch of things to piss her off. 1081 01:27:41,180 --> 01:27:44,020 Wait, so it wasn't you? - No, no, it was actually me. 1082 01:27:45,220 --> 01:27:46,380 She tried to stop me, but she was late. 1083 01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:49,260 Aren't you the one that shred the entire adjutancy record once? 1084 01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:52,700 Yes. But there is no connection between the incidents. 1085 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:56,620 Really. Back then I was following my ideology and now... 1086 01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:00,740 It was a mistake. 1087 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,900 Do you know that what you did is unrecoverable? 1088 01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:05,060 All our work went down the drain, three months worth of work 1089 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:08,060 That doesn't have any written backup because, Thanks to you, there is no paper trail! 1090 01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:09,740 Zachi, calm down. 1091 01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:11,060 I will not calm down. 1092 01:28:17,740 --> 01:28:21,740 You shouldn't have. They are now going to go after you. 1093 01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:25,380 I doubt it. 1094 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:28,740 It's no ok. I'll tell them I am to blame. 1095 01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:32,780 Don't worry about it, you're an officer now. 1096 01:28:35,420 --> 01:28:36,460 You need to hold yourself to higher standards. 1097 01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:49,700 So, how was officer training? 1098 01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:53,540 A nightmare. How was prison? 1099 01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:55,940 Not bad. It was actually alright. 1100 01:28:59,020 --> 01:28:59,980 Anything is better than the kibbutz. 1101 01:29:00,940 --> 01:29:01,780 Please come. 1102 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:05,060 Not every orchestra is the right fit for a trumpeter. 1103 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:09,900 There is a trumpeter that's good for the philharmonic orchestra, another one is good for the local orchestra. 1104 01:29:10,780 --> 01:29:12,860 The challenge is to find the right fit. 1105 01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:18,500 Along this corner. You see? All across the corner. 1106 01:29:25,180 --> 01:29:26,020 Well, what did you get? 1107 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:31,340 He said I'm not suitable for an operational position and he's demoting me to a position with less responsibility. 1108 01:29:32,020 --> 01:29:33,500 Really. Where? 1109 01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:34,660 In the Kirya. 1110 01:29:38,980 --> 01:29:39,980 I'm moving to the Kirya. 1111 01:29:48,220 --> 01:29:51,500 Very soon it became clear that that only thing Dafi didn't delete from the computers were the games. 1112 01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:58,340 I'd decided to stop looking for guys, quit Mine Sweeper 1113 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:01,100 And devote my life to "Freecell". 1114 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,340 She's been like that all day. 1115 01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:30,500 They left me to rest in the infirmary. And time flew by quickly. 1116 01:31:32,260 --> 01:31:34,460 There is no more such thing as a postman NCO. Everything is via emails now. Discharged! 1117 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:44,660 I sent you a letter over a week ago. 1118 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:49,060 I asked to move to another office because it smells like whitewash, the window is facing east and I'm allergic to the sun. 1119 01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:51,380 So is it being considered? 1120 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:54,460 It's good. Add "Thanks for considering it". 1121 01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:56,180 Shit. 95940