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This time, I mean it.
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We don't have time
for any more questions.
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Yes, you in the back.
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This is about Mayor Winston
and Holly Cohen
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from the governor's office.
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They work together.
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They were seen last night
at a restaurant
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eating oysters with an expensive
bottle of cabernet.
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Do you think Mrs. Winston
would approve of this ?
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Absolutely not.
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No, she would never order
red wine with seafood. No.
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How do you respond to rumors the Mayor
is romantically involved with Miss Cohen ?
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How do I respond ?
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How do I respond ?
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How do I respond ?
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Hamlet.
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I cannot believe
what I'm hearing.
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Y- y-you actually spied
on the Mayor during dinner.
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So, what's the scoop ?
What, did the Mayor
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have parmesan cheese
on his pasta ?
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Did he have cream
in his coffee ?
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And if not, what the hell is he hiding ?
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Mike...
no !
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This is pathetic.
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The Mayor is a happily married man,
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and you have
no story...
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nothing, zip, nada,
the big bagel,
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which,
coincidentally,
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is what the Mayor
had for breakfast.
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No cream cheese,
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but you probably
guessed that.
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They can be
like dogs, Mike.
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Bad reporters !
Bad ! Bad reporters !
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Here you go,
champ.
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Good, Paul.
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Happy birthday,
Mayor Winston,
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from all of us
at Monday night football.
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You're the boss.
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Don't let anybody
push you around.
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This is your year, big
guy. Don't take any crap.
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Yeah.
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Whoever came up with this idea
of having celebrities
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wish the Mayor happy birthday
is a genius.
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Mike,
you thought of it.
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Oh, my gosh,
you're right.
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We're still going
through with the party,
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even with all this stuff
about the Mayor's love life ?
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We want the governor
to give us a bigger piece
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of the federal subsidy for
special education programs,
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so the Mayor and Nikki...
yes, Nikki...
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are working
with Miss Cohen...
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yes, working with her... in order
to make that happen. End of story.
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Actually, once we'd streamlined
the special Ed budget,
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the Mayor kind of
took me out of the loop.
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Apparently, he wanted to be
more hands-on with the project.
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It's the Mayor's 5oth
birthday,
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and we're not going to dignify the
press's sleazy tabloid mentality
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by changing the way
we do things around here.
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Nikki, I see you sent
John F. Kennedy Jr. An invite.
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If he was on the list,
I'm sure he got one.
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You felt it necessary
to send him one every day
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for the past 3 weeks ?
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I like to be
thorough, Mike.
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So you followed it up
with a phone call
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to his apartment
last Saturday at 1 a.m.
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Maybe.
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Hey, Nik,
don't get me wrong.
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I like the Kennedy men
as much as the next gal,
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but let's not use
the Mayor's birthday
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to further our
own personal agendas.
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Stalker.
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Stuart, don't
make me bring up
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the Connie Chung
restraining order.
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Ok, guest list,
check.
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Birthday videos ?
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We're editing
those together
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as soon as we get
Stephanopoulos.
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We're playing
phone tag.
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You're aware of the fact
that in order to play
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phone tag with somebody,
they have to call back.
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Mike, I know Steph.
We're like this.
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I've been playing
phone tag
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with Michelle Pfeiffer
and Cindy Crawford.
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Oh, yeah...
and Santa.
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Hey,
Mayor Winston...
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happy birthday...
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from the cast
of rent.
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The cast of rent, and they
just say happy birthday ?
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I mean,
what's the message ?
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What are we trying
to say there ?
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I think we're trying
to say happy birthday.
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What the hell's
with you ?
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Let's just throw these things
together so we can get out of here.
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I, uh... I don't want
to pull rank on you,
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but I almost went
to film school.
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It's interesting.
You know, I almost give a...
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ah ! Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh...
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let us try to channel that hostility
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into the project.
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And action.
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Happy birthday,
Mayor Winston.
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I love you, man !
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Great job, Patrick.
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Why am I even
doing this ?
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I don't even
like the guy.
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All he talks
about is the Yankees.
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Yankees this, Yankees that.
Get a life !
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I'm just going to edit
that last part out.
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No, no, no.
Some honesty.
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Finally.
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This I can use.
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Mike, you
have to relax.
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When I worked for
congressman Malins,
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the press printed stories
saying he cheated on his wife.
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Yeah, because he did, and
the scandal killed his career.
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True. But I ended up
working here,
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and now I make
a lot more money.
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No, no, no.
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It's pretty simple.
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See, we just take 1.5
million out of operating costs
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and reclassify it as
transportation expense.
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Says right here.
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See that ? Nothing.
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That's the answer ?
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This is so exciting !
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Yeah, I guess so.
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What ?
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Nothing,
it's just...
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you were made
to wear that suit.
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You're saying
I look good, right ?
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Because nobody
forced me to wear this.
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I pick out
all my own clothes.
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Funny, too.
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You've got
the whole package.
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He wants her.
Whooh !
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George didn't leave
my name for you, huh ?
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I'm not some pathetic groupie,
you know. I know the man.
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Look at me !
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Steph !
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Steph !
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Steph !
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What ? Oh, hey !
Oh, hey, Steph !
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Paul, how you doing ?
Good to see you.
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Good to see you.
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Listen,
sorry I'm late.
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I'm doing this commentator
thing at ABC now.
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Oh, I wouldn't know about that.
I don't watch that network.
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I really wanted to see you
because we're old friends,
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but I kind of hoped you'd gotten
this competitive stuff behind you.
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You're right, because
you're you and I'm me,
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regardless of speaker's
fees or the book deal...
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come on, Paul. You know,
we're both doing well.
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So,
what do you need ?
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Well, see, it's the
Mayor's 50th birthday.
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I'm sort of his right-hand
man, like you used to be
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with, um... what's his...
um... uh...
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Bill Clinton ?
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Clinton. Clinton.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
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The president ?
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Whatever.
Titles are titles, yeah.
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You're doing it again. You're right.
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You're right.
The party. Ok.
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It would really be a great
favor to me if you would...
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then I'd love to. Whatever
you need, Paul. You know that.
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Really ?
Sure.
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Oh, thank you, man.
That's great.
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Steph, let me just ask you something.
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You still doin'
that podium thing,
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leaning over with
the furrowed brow ?
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Ok, Paul, I gotta go.
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Yeah, I know.
But listen.
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Do you still do that "any
more questions" thing ?
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Everyone says that.
No, no, no.
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They say
"any further questions ?"
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"Any more questions ?"
Was mine. You copied that.
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You're a copycat !
Copycat ! Copycat !
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Paul, you're better
than this. No, I'm not.
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Mayor Winston,
I just want to take
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a second here to wish you
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a very,
very happy birthday.
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By the way, thank you so much for
taking care of those parking tickets.
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But the Mayor,
he's, like, nuts, right ?
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Sir, I really need to talk
to you, just the two of us.
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This is kind of awkward. I don't really
even know how to broach the subject.
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Miss Cohen's an interesting woman, Mike.
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Well, there you go.
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A lot easier
than I thought.
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She's committed.
She's vibrant.
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She's very passionate. Don't you think ?
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Well, she certainly makes
my heart skip a beat.
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Uh...
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here's the thing.
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I know you two are spending
so much time together
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because of the work,
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but the press,
they're trying to make
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something more
out of it.
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Hell, they're a couple
days away from writing
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that you two
are an item.
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Ha ha ha !
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I'm 50 years old,
Mike.
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50.
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Am I the man
I wanted to be,
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or am I just someone whose
decisions have all been made for him ?
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Well, sir, I think I can
safely speak for the both of us
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when I say that you are exactly
the man you wanted to be.
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Now, I know this is kind of
personal, but I have to ask.
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Am I in love
with her, Mike ?
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Wow.
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Ok, I was
going to ask,
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"do you have any
feelings for her ?"
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But you seem
to have jumped
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a couple of rungs
on me.
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So, are you, uh...
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sir,
are you, uh...
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...in love...
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...with her ?
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Maybe. I love the way
she makes me feel.
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Ok.
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All right, I'm
going to recommend,
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if anyone asks, that
you say "no comment"
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over "maybe."
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Michael...
and by all means,
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stay away from, "I just love
the way she makes me feel."
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Michael, now, Michael, there
is the problem right there.
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Watching what I say,
what I do.
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Everything has to be
so careful.
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And then I go home
to Helen.
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Don't get me wrong.
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We love each other,
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but in a comfortable,
relaxed,
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watching-the-evening-
news-in-separate-rooms kind of way.
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I'm a man,
not just a Mayor,
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and holly
finds me exciting,
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and I really...
really need that.
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I find you exciting, sir.
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I want to feel alive !
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I want to be like those
guys walking that tightrope
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between 2 cliffs
with no net !
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I don't want
to discourage you,
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but most of those guys end
up a bloody mess on the rocks.
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We did it.
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The governor approved every
section of the proposal !
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Ohh...
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whoa ! Ho !
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Whoa. That's exciting.
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Yee-ha.
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What is taking him
so long ?
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He'll be late
for his own party.
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It's a big night
for him, Mike.
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All those V.I.P.s will
be there, his coworkers,
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the woman he loves...
his wife...
253
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,146
what are you doing
in the limo ?
254
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,146
Seriously,
shouldn't you be
255
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:46,446
in the back of
the catering truck ?
256
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,346
What ? I'm just
telling it how it is.
257
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:49,946
Tonight is
about what isn't.
258
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,380
There isn't anything
between the Mayor and holly,
259
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:55,046
the press isn't going to be
snooping around for a story,
260
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,680
and my life isn't
going to fall apart.
261
00:10:56,801 --> 00:10:58,079
Mike, that
is classic denial.
262
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,480
No, it isn't.
263
00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:01,480
The Mayor
is just confused,
264
00:11:01,601 --> 00:11:04,167
and he needs some time for his
head to catch up with his heart.
265
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,480
Thank you.
266
00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:10,813
Mike.
267
00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,146
Other
worker.
268
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:14,100
Pour me a drink, please.
269
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,100
Boy, you look lovely
tonight, ma'am.
270
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,912
And ready
before your husband.
271
00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:22,012
Strike another small blow for feminism.
272
00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:24,213
He's already in another
car with that woman
273
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:25,946
from the governor's office...
274
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,634
something about finishing
up some business.
275
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,513
Excuse me. You're not going anywhere
276
00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:34,413
until we discuss table
arrangements for tonight.
277
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:35,580
I'd love to, ma'am...
278
00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:38,079
because your whole theory
of boy, girl, boy, girl
279
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,167
is truly inspiring.
But I gotta...
280
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,946
Oh ! Oh !
281
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,446
What a shame.
282
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:46,012
I know.
283
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:48,067
Oh, that's very
expensive vodka.
284
00:11:49,701 --> 00:11:51,179
Happy birthday,
Mayor Winston.
285
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,780
Since I know
you're watching,
286
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,580
how do you respond
to the criticism
287
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:58,067
that your administration
is gutting social programs ?
288
00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:02,713
No. If I had gotten
to work with him,
289
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,747
I know I could have tapped
into the real Larry King.
290
00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:08,246
The funny thing about
a 50th birthday video
291
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:11,747
is that it's generally only a good
gift on someone's 50th birthday !
292
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,446
Give me that thing.
We gotta get out of here.
293
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:17,012
"That thing" ? You know what ? If you
don't share my artistic vision, fine.
294
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:21,079
I don't need you here, stifling
the creative process. You're fired !
295
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,667
Yes !
296
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:27,912
I never knew working on a
budget could be so much fun.
297
00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,747
You probably never did it
with champagne before.
298
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:31,946
No.
299
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,467
Ooh !
300
00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,868
These last few weeks
have been... I know.
301
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,946
So it's been
the same for...
302
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,513
it has.
303
00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:47,446
Amazing. We even finish each other's...
304
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,067
meals ?
305
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,546
I was going to say
"sentences."
306
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,780
Sorry. I haven't eaten
since... breakfast ?
307
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,367
There we go,
right back on track.
308
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:02,747
You know, I can't believe
I'm acting like this.
309
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:06,079
If I were to step outside
and look at the woman,
310
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,713
I wouldn't believe
it was me.
311
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,246
It just feels...
312
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:12,879
so right.
313
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,879
You know ?
314
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,534
I know.
315
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:22,213
Hi. How are you ?
316
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,979
I hope you don't mind.
My limo's just a two-seater.
317
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,446
Mike, we're almost
2 miles from the mansion.
318
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,680
How did you catch us ?
319
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:33,546
Actually, sir, it's only
a mile as the crow flies.
320
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:36,646
I would have caught you
on the other side of the park,
321
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:40,747
but Mario Andretti up there
ran a couple of red lights.
322
00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:42,246
Whoo, boy !
323
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,179
Well, how we doing
in here ?
324
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,480
Hey, Mayor Winston,
it's me, rosier O'Donnell.
325
00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:49,413
Sorry I couldn't make the big
bash, but I got other things to do.
326
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,413
Got to stay home
and dye my hair.
327
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,146
Speaking of hair,
yours looks nice.
328
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,413
Salt-and-pepper ? Cute.
329
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,279
Little John Forsythe thing
going on ?
330
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,313
I like it.
You're a good-looking guy.
331
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,901
You're no tom cruise,
but then again, who is ?
332
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:09,713
So, let me
get this straight.
333
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,480
You went to Stephanopoulos office.
334
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,380
He graciously agreed
not only to do a video,
335
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,879
but also to show up
here tonight,
336
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,646
and then you
beat him up.
337
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,146
We have issues.
338
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,513
Paul,
we're friends.
339
00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:23,146
Why don't you just admit
you don't know the guy ?
340
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,546
But I do !
341
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,046
No, no, I do !
342
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,979
Look. These are
his teeth marks, see ?
343
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,613
That is so sad.
You actually bit yourself.
344
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,046
Please.
345
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,213
Ok. Snapshots
of the happy couple.
346
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,546
Very good.
We like that.
347
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,946
Everybody,
huddle up.
348
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,613
Close your eyes. I want to
paint you a mental picture.
349
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,246
The Mayor's
very vulnerable tonight.
350
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,847
There are
a lot of reporters here,
351
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:49,912
and also in attendance is a woman I
will refer to simply as "the shark."
352
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:54,613
Whereas the Mayor... the Mayor is
like an older, slow-moving sea lion.
353
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,480
I will stay aboard
the calypso
354
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:59,012
while my assistant Mike
dive into the ocean
355
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,780
to join in the
life-and-death struggle
356
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,667
between the shark
and the noble sea lion.
357
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:08,580
No. You're going to
stay with holly
358
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,513
and make sure she stays the
hell away from the Mayor.
359
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:11,979
Think you can
handle that ?
360
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,346
If she challenge me, I shall
simply punch her on the snout.
361
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:20,313
All right. Carter, I want
you with Mrs. Winston.
362
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,713
Make sure she doesn't
make a scene, huh ?
363
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,879
All right.
364
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,546
Nikki, you're going to
hang with the Mayor.
365
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,480
Suggested topics of
conversation include marriage,
366
00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:29,446
commitment,
sense of duty.
367
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,546
I'm just going to
finish this champagne.
368
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,713
Ooh ! And this egg roll. Thank you.
369
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,979
Paul, eat this.
370
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,046
Mmph.
371
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,513
Hot ! Hot ! Hot !
372
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,279
Wash it down
with that.
373
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,879
Look at you... you're
all done. Away you go.
374
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,646
I guess that leaves
me free to mingle.
375
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:47,012
Not so fast, Paul.
Your task is as follows:
376
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,012
There's the Mayor, there's
the press, and you, my friend,
377
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:51,246
you are the great wall of Lassiter.
378
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,413
Hiya, fellas.
379
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,146
Paul will be your host for the evening.
380
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,613
I just came by
to remind you
381
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,580
that this is a party,
not a press conference.
382
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,646
So please reserve
any offensive, unfounded,
383
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:01,680
potentially libelous
questions until tomorrow,
384
00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:04,279
when I'll be happy to mislead,
misdirect, and misinform you
385
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,847
as per our usual
arrangement.
386
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,067
That's right. I'm bad !
387
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,012
We've actually
never had a divorce
388
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,113
in the Faber family.
389
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:19,012
The occasional tiff, a couple
of separations, and an assault.
390
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,346
That was
my great-aunt Edna.
391
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,346
She swears to this day
it was an accident.
392
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,446
She was walking across the floor
taking a typewriter to my uncle ray.
393
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,434
She tripped, stabbed him
repeatedly while he was sleeping.
394
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,613
Mike, have you
seen miss Cohen ?
395
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,879
No, I haven't,
your honor,
396
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,380
but there's James,
and it looks like
397
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:37,434
he's got your birthday
video in his hand.
398
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:39,946
James.
Mike, I think
399
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,680
it's a very powerful
and honest piece.
400
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,613
I tried to capture the
Mayor's... James. James.
401
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,313
I'm just looking to burn a few
minutes off this damn party.
402
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:50,580
I need some time to come to
terms with letting this go.
403
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:51,767
No problem.
404
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,313
There, how's that ?
405
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:55,601
Lights !
406
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,313
If you like it, I have
a 6-hour director's cut.
407
00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,279
Happy... no tom cruise,
but then again...
408
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,680
get a life... life... life...
409
00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:05,480
how do you respond... I
don't even like the guy !
410
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:07,613
I know you're watching...
watching... watching...
411
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:08,747
I want to take a second...
412
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,734
birth... day ! I love you, man !
413
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:13,046
Why am I doing this ?
414
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,713
Don't let anybody
push you around !
415
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,513
Thanks for taking care
of the parking tickets.
416
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,012
If you think about it... the Mayor...
417
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,912
this is your year,
big guy.
418
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,546
The administration
is gutting...
419
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,513
send over a piece
of cake... cake... cake...
420
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:25,246
real original.
421
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,179
And don't take
any cr-cr-crap.
422
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,400
Yeah.
423
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:38,400
What ?
424
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:44,000
And my other great-aunt
was married for 57 years.
425
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,113
Nikki, why don't
I tag in now ?
426
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,580
You're just in time.
I'm down to my last aunt.
427
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,334
Happy birthday, sir.
Thank you.
428
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,446
Thanks for the rescue,
Mike.
429
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,367
She's
excruciatingly dull.
430
00:17:58,434 --> 00:17:59,912
Sir, this thing
is winding down.
431
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,012
What say you grab the missis
and we head outta here ?
432
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,513
I can't leave, Mike.
I promised holly
433
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,113
I'd save the last
dance for her.
434
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:09,801
Oh, yeah. The traditional
Mayoral dance of death.
435
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:15,012
Sir, you are aware that all those
people over there with cameras
436
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,747
are not tourists ?
437
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:20,079
Bondek, I don't have the
patience to ask you again.
438
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,446
Leave me alone, or I'll
have you terminated !
439
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,546
You can't fire me.
440
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,701
I meant killed.
441
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:27,813
You, uh,
442
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:28,813
promised
you'd save
443
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:29,879
the last dance
for me.
444
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,546
Well, I'm more
of a rumba man,
445
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,446
but let's go.
* dum dum dum *
446
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:34,501
* oh ! *
447
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:36,968
no.
448
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:39,467
Mr. Mayor.
449
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:41,413
I'd like to dedicate
450
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,046
this next song
to the Mayor.
451
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,434
Uno, dos,
tres, cuatro !
452
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
* whrrrr... aah ! *
453
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:52,847
Michael !
454
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,501
* whrrrr... aah ! *
455
00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:02,380
Bad beat,
hard to dance to.
456
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,879
I give it a one.
457
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,780
Maestro, please play
something slow.
458
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:11,167
Sorry. He's the boss.
459
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,146
Uh... toast ! Toast !
460
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,601
Toast, toast, toast.
461
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,847
We are here to honor
a great man
462
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:24,847
on this, the occasion
of his 50th birthday,
463
00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:29,847
and I would like to do that
by reading a few passages...
464
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,734
from the bible.
465
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,513
Does anyone, uh...
466
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,079
have one on 'em ?
467
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,380
All right, Michael,
that's enough.
468
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,313
You're embarrassing
me. Come here.
469
00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:44,780
Sir...
470
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:48,413
I don't care, sir, 'cause
this dance, Mr. Mayor...
471
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:51,012
I know.
It's political suicide.
472
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:55,580
To tell you the truth, I could probably
spin this so it wouldn't kill you.
473
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:56,834
I'm coming to you
as a friend.
474
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:02,613
There are a lot of guys who
could do this and feel nothing,
475
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,946
but you're not
one of those guys.
476
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,934
You're gonna regret this.
477
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,912
You're gonna get hurt.
478
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,680
You let me be
the judge of that.
479
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,946
Randall...
480
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:20,100
just don't do this.
481
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,033
Did you just
call me Randall ?
482
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,813
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
483
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:33,046
Look, I don't have a whole
lot in my life I can hold onto.
484
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:38,912
But I've always respected you more
than anyone I've ever worked with...
485
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,868
more than anyone
I ever knew.
486
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,413
And I don't
want to lose that...
487
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:47,480
Randall.
488
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:49,079
It's my birthday,
489
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,968
and I'm going to at
least have one dance.
490
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,000
I'm really sorry.
491
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,546
Would you do this
poor old fool the honor
492
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,580
of a dance on
his 50th birthday ?
493
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,801
Now ?
Mmm.
494
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,133
Of course.
495
00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,879
Nice job !
496
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,413
Talk about
your damage control.
497
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:30,912
Stuart... everything I said... I meant.
498
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,912
It came
from the heart.
499
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:36,912
Uh-huh. How long you been saving
that call-him-Randall thing ?
500
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,868
About 6 months.
501
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,534
Just showed up.
502
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:55,813
Happy birthday, Mr. Mayor.
503
00:21:55,934 --> 00:21:58,380
Oh, and, Paul ? Don't worry.
504
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:00,480
You and I are still friends.
505
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:03,912
You need help,
but we're still friends.
506
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:06,380
Nobody here to see it.
507
00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:07,946
He did it again.
508
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:11,380
I don't know what the big
deal is with that guy, anyway.
509
00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:13,767
Everything he does,
he copied from me.
510
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,634
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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