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Whoa.
Wrong apartment.
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No. I live here.
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We're your neighbors.
I'm Maria.
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I'm Yale. Apartment 2b.
Or not 2b.
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That is the question.
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Yeah, I get it.
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That's...
that's funny.
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Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind
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to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune...
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Ashley.
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Hey, honey.
So you... you met.
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We met, yeah.
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Yeah, they live
upstairs.
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They're in 2b.
Yeah, I know.
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Or not 2b.
That is the question.
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I'll tell her later.
She'll laugh.
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Yeah, so anyway, Yale and
Maria, they just stopped by
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because they have these
couple extra tickets
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to this documentary.
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It's on the collapse of
the ecosystem in brazil.
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And I told them we
probably couldn't make it.
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But they persisted
and persisted
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and persisted
until I finally agreed
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that it would be really
fun for the both of us,
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so we're going.
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I'm sorry.
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I speak
fluent portuguese,
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so it will be like having
your own personal tour guide
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right there
along next to you.
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Oh, Yale, buddy, you don't
even have to sugarcoat it,
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because
the ecosystem
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is, like, right up
there for me.
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But I work for
the Mayor's office,
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and we are right in
the middle of a crisis.
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What kind of crisis ?
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Crisis. Crisis.
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Where'd I put
that crisis ?
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Mike, Garfield is kicking our butt
all over TV again.
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Thought you might
be interested. See ya.
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Well, alas,
my hands are tied.
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I must go,
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so, uh, I'll just
take a rain check.
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A rain check on the rain
forest. I made a funny.
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Welcome.
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This is so exciting.
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It's my first...
sunday emergency.
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See you've paid
your final dues
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on your geek membership.
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Everybody here yet ?
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Not yet.
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Well,
that's cool.
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All right.
What's going on ?
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I have one day off.
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I'd prefer not to
spend it at work.
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Whoa. Heads up.
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Nikki, is there something
you'd like to share with us ?
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He's my sister's.
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I don't have time
for a life of my own,
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so I borrow one
on sundays.
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You were playing
basketball ?
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No. I was bowling.
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I looked like
an idiot.
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What I meant was...
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what you meant was you're
surprised I play basketball
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because I'm a gay man,
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but, you see, Stuart,
I'm also a black man,
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so it's really just a battle
between your archaic stereotypes.
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Which one's winning ?
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Well, it looks like
everybody's here except Pauly,
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so no reason
we shouldn't start.
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I am not just
the ex-Mayor.
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I am a New Yorker, and I
care deeply about this city.
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I wish I was confident that the
current Mayor felt the same way.
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He's been going on
like that for over an hour.
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That's bad. Very bad.
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Very, very,
very, very bad.
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We got to do something to quiet
Garfield down. Anybody got any ideas ?
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Everyone has
skeletons, Mike.
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I could whip you up
a smear campaign.
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Mmm-waaa.
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I love that about you,
Stuart.
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We're going to take
the high road on this one.
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Oh, don't pout.
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What do you think, Nikki ?
What do we know about this guy ?
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Huge ego. Totally
self-involved.
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Likes to see
his name on things.
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Ok. We'll just
give him something.
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So that's your brand
of politics ?
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You're going to
buy his support ?
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Carter, in ancient Rome,
they would call it an homage.
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We'd give Garfield a jug
of wine, a horse, a virgin.
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Problem solved.
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I can find him 2 out of 3
right here in this office.
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Just got to slap
his name on something.
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Nikki, that baby
got a name yet ?
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How about
a Garfield street ?
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Nah. Too expensive.
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How about a lovable
orange cartoon cat ?
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You're not helping.
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What about
a fountain ?
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James, that's brilliant.
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A fountain ? You sure ?
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'Cause I can have pictures
of him with a hooker by 7:15.
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A fountain it is. Meeting
adjourned. Let's get a beer.
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Ah, get a beer.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Where's everybody going ?
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Meeting's over, Pauly.
You missed it.
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No. I was on the throgs neck
bridge when I got your beep.
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Over 20 miles.
I can't feel my thighs.
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Anyone want to
hold little buckey ?
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I'm afraid
I might drop him.
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What'll happen with you guys
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when you have
your own kids ?
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I'm going to put
a handle on mine.
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I'm looking forward
to being a father.
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Really ?
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Sure. Find the right guy,
buy a house, settle down.
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Ah, that'd be nice.
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We're looking at 5 future
fathers of the year here.
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Yeah, right. You guys
couldn't take care of a napkin.
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What are you talking about ?
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Let's try
an experiment.
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I got 50 bucks against
10 from each of you
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that you each can't
take one cocktail napkin,
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bring it back to me
in 48 hours,
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well-cared for,
nice and clean.
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Give me that.
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All right.
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You got to name them,
so we know whose is whose.
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I'm calling mine
Sheldon.
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Apparently Paul
wants his napkin
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to get beat up
a lot.
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I'm naming mine
Stuart.
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What if it's a girl ?
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It's a napkin,
and its name is Stuart.
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And last night,
it kicked Sheldon's ass.
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Ok. Me and tucker
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have the next round.
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5 beers.
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Wow. Thought
I'd find you here.
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Hey, Ashley.
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How was the documentary ?
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I cannot believe you
bailed on me like that.
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I got to tell you, it was an
incredibly difficult decision, honey,
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but the ship
was going down,
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and I could only
save one of us.
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Whatever happened to
women and children first ?
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Well, there comes a time
in every man's life
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when he's got to slap on a
dress and jump in the lifeboat.
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I just sat through 3 hours
of black-and-white footage
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of the rain forest
disappearing.
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By the end,
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I was actually rooting for the
rain forest to be gone faster.
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They're not here now,
so the nightmare is over.
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Uh, no, it's not.
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See, they invited themselves
over for dinner tomorrow night.
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You're killing me.
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All right, look.
We can get through this.
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It's just one night...
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in, then we're out,
nobody gets hurt.
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Ok.
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Pick up.
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Hey.
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No ! Stuart !
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You're out !
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He was so young.
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I wonder why we're doing
this for him, Michael.
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Garfield's been slamming
us pretty hard lately.
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I know. We're just giving
him a fountain, sir.
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I have such mixed emotions
about Garfield.
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He's such a man of the
people, larger than life.
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It's not jealousy.
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I just wish
I had what he had.
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You're the Mayor now,
sir, and don't forget that.
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Yeah. I know that.
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But still,
when he's around,
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I can't help feeling
like I just disappear.
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Good morning,
Flaherty.
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Where's that boss
of yours ?
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Abe.
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Randall.
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You better firm that baby up a bit.
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Look, the reason that
we invited you down here...
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Randall, open.
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You keep that.
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When you're out
with the people,
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you need
that minty breath.
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Yeah, anyway, we're aware that you've
been voicing some concerns lately,
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and, well, we thought
that we might...
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give me a fountain ?
I know. I love it.
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It's a good start.
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Mr. Mayor.
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Fong.
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Good to see you,
Mr. Mayor.
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It's just Abe now.
You know that.
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Not to me. You'll always be Mayor to me.
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Thank you,
my friend.
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He's good.
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You're better,
sir.
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Amigo, �que pasa ?
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�como esta
su novia Carmela ?
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Oh, bien.
Gracias. Gracias.
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De nada.
De nada.
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Have a good one, Jesus.
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It's Jesus. Jesus, sir.
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6 months.
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He could have
said something.
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And so it ends
as it began,
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with us cleaning
oil-soaked loons,
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the littlest victims
of the Exxon Valdez.
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Fascinating.
Fascinating stuff.
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Can you believe the time ?
It's already 9:15.
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Talk about
burning the candle, huh ?
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You know, we have
a whole bag of tapes.
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I'm just going to run
to the bathroom,
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just splash some water
on my face.
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So we'll just pop one in, then, huh ?
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Oh, yeah.
You go ahead, Yale.
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Let's, uh...
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let's see if we can
actually make time stop.
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Should we show the one
of our hunger strike
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or the one where we chained
ourselves to the redwood trees ?
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Ooh, I don't know.
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Mike ?
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You know, I'm not even comfortable
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making
that decision.
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Why don't you
go ahead ?
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You just pick
whichever one...
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is, uh, shorter.
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Honey, we've got to
get rid of them, ok ?
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You go out there.
You tell them I'm sick.
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I'll stay in here,
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and I'll make
vomiting noises.
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I don't think
it'll work.
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They probably have
herbal remedies with them.
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I was actually with them
for the first couple of loons.
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After that,
I got it, you know.
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They're oily,
they're clean.
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Have we not made it clear to
them that we want them to leave ?
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Are you kidding me ?
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I have done everything but
rifle through their pockets
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looking for the 3 hours
of my life they stole.
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All right. All right.
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You know what ?
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We just got to
ride this thing out.
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Ashley, I-I-I don't
want to alarm you...
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so I'm not going to
overstate this.
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These people
are out to destroy us.
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I mean, look at them.
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Look at them watching
our TV, eating our food,
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drinking our water.
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If we don't
snuff this out,
254
00:10:57,334 --> 00:10:58,480
we might as well
give them the keys
255
00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:00,234
because it's not our place, it's theirs.
256
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,067
I got it.
257
00:11:04,634 --> 00:11:06,747
Oh, my god.
We're too late.
258
00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:07,979
No, no, no.
259
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,046
We can do this...
together.
260
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,713
I love you, Ashley.
261
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:14,546
I'll never
leave your side.
262
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,634
All right. Here we go.
263
00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:20,680
That was your editor.
264
00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:21,813
He said
it was no big deal.
265
00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:23,113
Call back
whenever you want.
266
00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:24,912
Oh, it sounds bad.
Got to go.
267
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,434
Oh, no.
268
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:47,413
So the actual fountain will look
just like this only much, much bigger.
269
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:49,680
Well,
on the plus side,
270
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:50,847
when the
dedication's over,
271
00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:52,313
he can just take it
home with him.
272
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:54,346
Ladies and gentlemen.
273
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:57,413
It is my pleasure to introduce
the Mayor of New York,
274
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:59,046
the honorable
Randall Winston,
275
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,480
and the formerly honorable
Abe Garfield...
276
00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:05,100
who was...
who was the Mayor.
277
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,012
As Mayor of this city,
it's my distinct pleasure
278
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,467
to officially pronounce this
the Abe Garfield fountain.
279
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,113
Mayor Winston,
what did you wish ?
280
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,879
Uh, to be reelected.
What else ?
281
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,146
Uh, Mayor Garfield,
what was your wish ?
282
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:41,246
That New York remain
the greatest city in the world,
283
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:44,747
that we set the standard
for culture and compassion,
284
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,446
for life and liberty,
285
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,968
not to mention the best
pastrami known to man.
286
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,747
Mike, can I
have another penny ?
287
00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,079
Thank you all.
288
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,713
Well, gentlemen, that was
quite a moving ceremony,
289
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,912
to see 2 great leaders of
this city come together...
290
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:06,847
did you really think you could
buy me off with this... birdbath ?
291
00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:09,613
That was the plan.
Yeah.
292
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,113
I've had martinis
bigger than this.
293
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,879
This is an insult.
294
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,079
You of all people should know
how difficult this job is.
295
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,879
But no, no, no.
You play the critic.
296
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,879
You do
the talk-show circuit.
297
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,246
Well, you know
what it does ?
298
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,480
It just proves to me
that you're nothing
299
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:26,879
but a vain, petty,
self-centered, egomaniacal...
300
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,446
why are you lying down ?
301
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:31,367
Somebody get
an ambulance !
302
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:41,567
It's so weird to see
the flag at half-mast.
303
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:46,446
I can't believe
he's gone.
304
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:50,446
Sir, we should probably work
up some sort of statement.
305
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:54,146
I killed him, Mike.
I killed him dead.
306
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,446
Well, that's
a good starting point.
307
00:13:56,567 --> 00:14:00,012
I think we should probably
soften it a little.
308
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,546
The other day,
309
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,346
I watched Abe
walk these hallways,
310
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,912
patting strangers
on the back,
311
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,146
speaking flawless
cantonese,
312
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:08,413
and you know what
I wished ?
313
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,580
I wished that
he were gone,
314
00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,613
I wished that
he weren't here.
315
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,246
It's not quite the same
as wishing he were dead.
316
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,067
I wished that, too.
317
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,067
Oh, boy.
318
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:26,380
You know,
he gave me this...
319
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:28,313
and a little
sage advice.
320
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,146
Garfield was
an older man.
321
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,279
He had a history
of heart problems.
322
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,847
No, no, Mike.
My words cut him down,
323
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,380
and the guilt
is so heavy.
324
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,946
I need to atone. I just
need to tell the world.
325
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,513
All right, I know
you're hurting, sir.
326
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:42,079
What you want to do
is you want to take
327
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,879
all that hurt
and all that pain
328
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,046
and all that confusion
and overwhelming feelings
329
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:51,000
and you want to just...
bottle them right up.
330
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:54,413
Morning, sir.
331
00:14:54,534 --> 00:14:56,234
Yes, I am, son.
332
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:02,012
The whole city is.
333
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,200
I'm sorry.
334
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,901
Ok.
335
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,346
How's he doing, Mike ?
336
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,046
He blames himself.
337
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:15,279
Why, just because he yelled at
the old guy till he dropped dead ?
338
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,847
Let me make this perfectly
clear for everybody.
339
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,380
What happened between the Mayor
and Garfield was not an argument.
340
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,879
It was merely
an animated discussion
341
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,380
that quite suddenly...
342
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,546
became unanimated.
343
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,847
They had a vigil
at the fountain last night.
344
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:33,246
Hundreds showed up.
345
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,879
Of course, only 5 people could
fit around it at one time.
346
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,446
They had the vigil
in shifts.
347
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:43,179
I think they're
still going.
348
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,146
This is
a tough time.
349
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,146
A beloved man has passed
on to his great reward,
350
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,847
and people are going
to be a little upset.
351
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,912
Garfield esta muerto !
352
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,413
�por que ?
353
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,200
�por que ?
354
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,701
Sheesh !
355
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:08,580
Let me just say that
Abe Garfield was a good man
356
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,912
and a good Mayor,
357
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:11,580
and for this,
he will be missed.
358
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:14,380
He was a good friend.
We knew him well.
359
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:17,680
So today, our love
goes out to his wife,
360
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,179
our thoughts and prayers,
to his children.
361
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,046
Garfield didn't have
any children.
362
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:26,000
Then the thoughts and prayers
go to the wife, too.
363
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:31,346
Will there be some kind of
memorial service for Garfield ?
364
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,546
Yes, yes.
365
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:37,979
The ex-Mayor will be honored and
remembered for his years of public service.
366
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,680
Will Mayor Winston deliver
a eulogy at the memorial ?
367
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:44,234
Yes and no.
368
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,546
Let me just
clarify that.
369
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,912
Yes, the Mayor
will be speaking,
370
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:53,912
but then again,
maybe he won't. Who knows ?
371
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:57,413
Right now, the only thing
that we can say
372
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:03,000
is that ex-Mayor Garfield
is in fact still dead.
373
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,680
Think they heard us ?
374
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,279
Take off your shoes.
375
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,380
Yeah. Good idea.
376
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:12,146
Oh, and while
we're at it,
377
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,234
why don't you
take off your clothes ?
378
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,713
What ?
379
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,279
I'd take off mine
380
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,346
except that we're prisoners
in our own home.
381
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:24,446
Can you please try to focus
on the issue at hand here ?
382
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,246
Hey, I'm not
the one who invited
383
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:30,146
these 2 circus freaks
into our life.
384
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,580
You're saying
it's my fault ?
385
00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:33,780
Yeah, I'm definitely
saying that.
386
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,380
You're going to wash your
hands of the situation ?
387
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:40,012
You know, I'd love to, but Yale's
probably in the damn bathroom !
388
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,780
Shh !
389
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:45,213
We have to
reclaim our lives.
390
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:46,879
Ok.
391
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,380
Listen,
I have some friends...
392
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,501
with the police department.
393
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:57,834
I can have them arrested
on trumped-up drug charges.
394
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,133
It's too big.
395
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:05,413
Yeah. I think one of us
just needs to talk to them.
396
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:08,113
They'd probably
only do 5, 10 years.
397
00:18:08,234 --> 00:18:11,813
You're right. You're right.
You're right. I'll talk to them.
398
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,146
I mean, we're adults.
399
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,801
We shouldn't have to be
afraid of these people.
400
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:20,979
Mike ? Ashley ?
Hello.
401
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,467
Don't move.
402
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:27,467
Come on.
We saw you from the street.
403
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,580
What happened
to James' speech ?
404
00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:34,113
Oh, uh, yeah.
405
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,513
I had James make
one or 2 changes
406
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:38,213
just for
stylistic purposes.
407
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,313
Well, what happened to the part
about the blood on my hands ?
408
00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:43,646
Sir, you can't
go up to that podium
409
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,580
and say that you killed
Abe Garfield.
410
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,079
I mean,
I might be wrong,
411
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,813
but that could
hurt us in the polls.
412
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,813
This isn't about
politics, Mike.
413
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,780
This is about
taking responsibility.
414
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:54,979
Ahh...
415
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,979
it's about
being a man.
416
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,879
Oh !
417
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,380
Ow. That hurt.
418
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,000
Oh.
419
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:15,179
Abe Garfield
was a good man.
420
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,646
I must admit...
421
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:19,467
no. I must confess that...
422
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,467
I'm sorry.
I can't go on.
423
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,979
You ok, Paul ?
424
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,446
Yeah, yeah.
425
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:34,079
I'm just proud to
be working for a man
426
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,446
who's not afraid to show
his feelings to the world.
427
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,546
It will be ok, Paul.
428
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,979
You just need...
429
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,179
you just need to
give me 10 bucks.
430
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,380
What ?
431
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,912
Your baby napkin.
432
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,801
Oh, sugar.
433
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,979
Well, tucker
went through the wash.
434
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,847
Here's my 10 bucks.
435
00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,613
We'll divert the rest
of his college fund
436
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,747
towards another round
of drinks.
437
00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:01,100
Where's yours,
James ?
438
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,480
Oh, my god,
where's my baby ?
439
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:06,646
Where's my baby ?
I had the baby at the office.
440
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:08,380
I brought the baby
to the bar.
441
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,879
I put the baby
on the table.
442
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,667
Stuart asked me
if he could see the baby.
443
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,334
10 bucks.
444
00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:25,613
I believe you have
something that belongs to me.
445
00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:27,813
Mmm.
446
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,580
Mm-hmm.
447
00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,847
Carter, you've heard
it a thousand times.
448
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,912
All the good ones are
either married or...
449
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,946
I know. I know.
450
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,912
I made such a fool
out of myself.
451
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:43,213
No, sir. You thoroughly
honored Garfield's memory.
452
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,346
I was moved.
453
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:46,480
Everybody in the whole park was moved.
454
00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:49,300
I mean, you cried, sir.
455
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,446
That wasn't me,
Mike.
456
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,067
That was
the binaca talking.
457
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,067
Garfield's.
458
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,446
You know, strange,
isn't it ?
459
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,613
How could I have
missed my mouth ?
460
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,446
Happens to
a lot of people.
461
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,534
You know, the little nozzle gets bent.
462
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,546
But how incredible
was that timing ?
463
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,912
Pretty damn good.
464
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:19,179
There I was,
about to confess...
465
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,179
to something that
wasn't your fault.
466
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,580
This canister
stopped me.
467
00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:23,847
Do you believe
in signs ?
468
00:21:23,968 --> 00:21:25,279
Depends.
469
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,012
I think that Garfield
saved me from myself.
470
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:32,946
Then yes, I definitely
do believe in signs.
471
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,046
We owe him one.
472
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,946
Mmm.
473
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:39,446
Open up, Abe.
474
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,067
Oh, my god.
475
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:50,346
This is the hunger strike.
476
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,747
You know something,
though ?
477
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:55,167
I'm really starting
to enjoy this.
478
00:21:56,701 --> 00:21:58,480
Shh. This is
my favorite part.
479
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:00,979
Oh...
480
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,879
oh...
481
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,434
I'm so hungry.
482
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,100
Oh, Yale,
that's great.
483
00:22:11,868 --> 00:22:13,067
Popcorn ?
484
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,367
Sit, Ubu, sit
good dog.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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