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[CHERYL] Previously on Riverdale...
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- [ARCHIE] New wheels, Mr. Lodge?
- The car is yours, Archie.
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[BETTY] This is what guys like Chuck
think about women. We're objects.
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[PENELOPE] Cheryl was obsessed with you
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to the point where I was
afraid she might hurt you.
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Cheryl threatened me!
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Did you know about
Southside High closing?
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[BETTY] You acted like you didn't know.
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I can't trust you, V.
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Chic, I think that you
should leave this house.
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I hear I'm back just in time
for Carrie, The Musical?
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And this school's gonna burn...
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Jughead, thank you for
meeting me before school.
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Look, Kev, I know what you're gonna ask.
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I'm making a behind-the-scenes documentary
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following our production
of Carrie, The Musical.
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We're going period, '70s glamour,
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just like the Sissy Spacek movie
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and I want you to be our videographer.
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I'm in.
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[GRUNTS]
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♪ Every day I just pray ♪
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♪ Every move I make is right ♪
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♪ Where I go who I know ♪
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♪ Will I be alone on Saturday night? ♪
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♪ I don't worry if I blow my SATs ♪
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♪ I worry what can I possibly do ♪
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♪ To squeeze in? Pow! Why not now? ♪
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♪ When will I belong? ♪
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♪ Look where I am, damn! ♪
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♪ My whole life feels wrong! ♪
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♪ What if I do snap? ♪
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♪ Holy crap! I'd crawl out of my skin! ♪
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♪ And so would you ♪
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♪ Cause life just doesn't
begin Until you're in ♪
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Look, I was thinking,
maybe Andrews Construction
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could help build the sets
for the school musical?
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You know, I got the lumber, I got
the tools, I'm in between gigs.
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- You'd wanna do that?
- Absolutely.
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Son, I'm thrilled you're
getting back into music,
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even if it's not rock 'n' roll.
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And it's been a while since
we've spent some time together.
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- That would be awesome, Dad.
- Great, I'll give you a ride to school.
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Uh, I'm good, I'm just gonna
take my bike. But thanks.
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♪ God, it's rough stayin' tough ♪
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♪ Wonderin' what the world will say ♪
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♪ Make a plan! Be a man! ♪
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♪ All this frickin' crap
just gets in the way! ♪
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♪ I go crazy ♪
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♪ Nobody cares what it does to me ♪
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♪ And it's crazy! ♪
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♪ I would go out of my mind ♪
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- ♪ Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? ♪
- ♪ To be in It! In is it! ♪
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♪ What comes close to that? ♪
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♪ Until you've been in ♪
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♪ You ain't where it's at ♪
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♪ 'Cause when you're
out Well, life is hell ♪
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♪ You can never win ♪
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♪ There's no doubt That
life just doesn't begin ♪
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♪ Doesn't begin Doesn't begin ♪
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♪ Doesn't begin Doesn't begin ♪
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♪ Until you're ♪
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♪ In! ♪
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Welcome to Carrie, The Musical.
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[CHAIR SCREECHES]
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Okay, thanks.
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Okay. Next, introductions.
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I'm Archie, I'm playing
Tommy Ross. The boy next door.
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I'm Betty, I play Sue
Snell. The good girl.
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Veronica Lodge, playing
mean girl, Chris Hargensen.
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I'm Cheryl Blossom, playing
the iconic role of Carrie White.
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[JOSIE COUGHING] Tone deaf.
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[BETTY] Who's playing
your mom? Margaret White.
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- [ALICE] I am.
- [KEVIN] Ah!
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- Mom?
- Wait, seriously?
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Settle down. Yes, it's untraditional
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but to me, there's nothing more
amateur than age-inappropriate casting.
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I'm really looking forward to
getting to know who this woman is,
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you know, get under her skin.
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And, of course, to spend some quality
time with my daughter, Elizabeth.
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Uh, sorry.
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- I thought rehearsals were in the Music Room.
- No problem.
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All are welcome here.
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[JUGHEAD] So, Chuck Clayton, why did
you say yes to being in the musical?
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I'm trying to reform my image.
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And, yeah, maybe it's little
counter-intuitive to be playing the villain,
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but, I mean, somebody's gotta do it.
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And I wanna do it right.
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You know, show up, put in the work,
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be a member of the team.
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And who knows, maybe...
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Maybe then people will start
to change their minds about me.
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Kinda weird, huh? The two of
us, playing boyfriend-girlfriend?
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[JUGHEAD] Easy there, Arch.
Big Brother's watching.
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No, I mean, things are strained
with the four of us right now
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but we're here for Kevin,
and to do this play,
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and I hope we can do it
as painless as possible.
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Archie, Veronica lied to
all of us, you included.
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Conspiring with her parents
against the entire school?
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I mean, and it's fine that you're doing
exactly what Tommy Ross would do,
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which is stand by her, but
from where I'm standing?
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Veronica's just as much of a privileged,
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selfish, spiteful, mean girl
as the part she's playing.
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Okay. Act one, scene one.
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Actually... Before we begin...
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I've heard whisperings that
some of you ensemble-vultures
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- don't think I'm fit to play or sing...
- No.
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The role of Carrie White.
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So, to settle this
matter once and for all...
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- Maestro?
- Okay, uh, Cheryl...
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♪ That's not my name! ♪
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[KEVIN] Uh, Cheryl...
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♪ I'd hear that word Sounding so sweet ♪
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♪ Thousands of voices forever repeating ♪
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♪ Carrie, Carrie, Carrie ♪
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♪ I am the sound of distant
thunder That color, a flame! ♪
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♪ I'm Carrie! ♪
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♪ I am a song of endless wonder ♪
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♪ That no one will claim ♪
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♪ But someday ♪
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♪ Oh, my, someday! ♪
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♪ Someone will know ♪
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♪ My name! ♪
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[ALL CLAPPING]
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Wow. I think I speak for everyone
when I say that was undeniable, Cheryl.
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- [CRACKING]
- [SCREAMS]
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
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I have a dark confession to make...
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After Cheryl's brush with death
this morning, I found a letter
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in my locker from
someone alleging to be...
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And I can't believe
I'm about to say this...
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the Black Hood.
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It's a prank. Look at it!
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Why would the Black Hood,
who was shot dead by my dad,
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be demanding that the
role of Carrie be recast?
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[JUGHEAD] Yeah, it does seem pretty
small potatoes for the Black Hood.
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Yeah. Still. Jug, you can't
tell anyone about this.
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As official documentarian,
you're sworn to secrecy.
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Also, the show, as
they say, must go on...
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♪ Tommy, lately, I've just
not been feeling right ♪
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♪ I'm so ashamed of how we've
all been treating Carrie White ♪
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♪ Now I realize this is
hardly your concern ♪
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♪ I hate to drag you into this ♪
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♪ But I've got nowhere else to turn ♪
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♪ Do me a favor? ♪
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♪ There's somethin' that Carrie
White'll just have to learn ♪
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♪ If she plays with fire
She's gonna get burned ♪
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♪ I want her to pay up for
all that she's cost me ♪
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♪ And make her good and sorry
that she ever crossed me ♪
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♪ You gotta help me If you help me ♪
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♪ I could even up this debt ♪
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♪ And we could both give Carrie
White a night she won't forget ♪
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♪ Do me a favor ♪
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♪ Think of Carrie ♪
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♪ I've said everything I could ♪
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♪ But one small act of kindness ♪
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♪ Might change Carrie's life for good ♪
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- ♪ Fine ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪
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♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪
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♪ There's something that Carrie
White'll just have to learn ♪
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♪ If she plays with fire
She's gonna get burned ♪
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♪ I'm begging, I'm pleading
I'm down on my knees ♪
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[ALL] ♪ If you really love me ♪
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♪ Well then, baby, baby, please ♪
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♪ Do me a favor ♪
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Ronnie...
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I need to ask you something.
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What?
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You want us to take that sexy new
Firebird of yours to Lover's Lane?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Actually, I was gonna ask if I could keep
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it parked at the Pembrooke
for a few days.
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Why?
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I still haven't told my
dad about the Firebird.
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And our dads are literal rivals.
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If my dad finds out yours gave
me this big, expensive gift,
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- it'll trigger World War Three.
- Fine.
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Our garage is your garage.
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About the election, do you
really think Fred has a shot?
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In our favor, he's essentially
running on a platform
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of family values with none
of his family by his side.
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I mean, Mary's gone, thank God.
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And well, Archie and Fred, they've
never been so distant, have they?
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We just need to keep it that way...
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No way is this legit.
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Well, it's a legit threat, but it's
definitely not from the real Black Hood.
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No, this is a classic Phantom
of the Opera tactic.
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Mystery Man sends menacing note
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demanding a certain diva
soprano gets recast or else.
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Who's to say this letter came
from a mystery man at all?
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That's a good point.
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Hey, Ethel, what looks good?
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Someone's picked out all
the M&M's from the trail mix.
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[BETTY] Ugh, that's terrible.
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It's probably Cheryl.
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I mean, she's always
taking things she shouldn't.
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Like the role of Carrie from you...
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That's nice of you to say, Betty.
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For Kevin to have cast Cheryl as Carrie
without even letting you audition...
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Would you say you feel angry?
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I mean, I was born to play Carrie,
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so not to be given a shot at
it, yeah, it makes me angry.
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Wait, is Jughead filming us?
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No. Oh, no, no.
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No, he's shooting B-roll.
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Look, I have no idea what
you're trying to get me to admit,
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but I am not a violent person
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and for the record, any record,
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I would never do anything to threaten
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or harm anybody for my own benefit, ever!
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What's happening, handsome?
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Just bussin' tables, Alice. You?
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Just finished rehearsal.
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I'm in the high school
musical. Can you believe it?
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[ALICE SIGHS]
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Maybe you'll come by?
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Check it out.
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I'm working, Alice. Sorry.
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Wow! Really? This old act again?
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You know what's funny?
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I was afraid our kids were going
to make the same mistakes we did,
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but, it turns out, we're the
ones making them, all over again.
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In this scene, gym teacher Mrs. Gardener
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is being a friend when our girl
has none, out of sheer kindness.
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I'll fake it as best I can. [SIGHS]
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ So many years you
faced the world alone ♪
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♪ Frightened that life
might pass you by ♪
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♪ Then he appears Someone
who smiles at you ♪
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♪ This is no time to question why ♪
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Okay, Cheryl, I'm the only
one that's allowed to stop.
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I can't do this!
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I can't have you hating me while
we're singing a song about friendship.
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I know everything I did
was legit crazy, Josie,
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but I was wrestling with some
dark, Carrie White-like demons,
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and I'm so, so sorry.
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So please, please forgive me.
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♪ That's how it starts ♪
243
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♪ Two unsuspecting ♪
244
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- ♪ Hearts ♪
- ♪ In a world where nothing's sure ♪
245
00:14:08,288 --> 00:14:11,155
♪ And nothing's ever guaranteed ♪
246
00:14:11,158 --> 00:14:15,560
- ♪ Nothing's guaranteed ♪
- ♪ You should trust the way you feel ♪
247
00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:17,896
♪ Trust the way you feel ♪
248
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,861
- ♪ That's the only thing that's real ♪
- ♪ Thing that's real ♪
249
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:25,837
[BOTH] ♪ It's like magic
how your spirit soars ♪
250
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:29,585
♪ Once you feel his hand in yours ♪
251
00:14:29,588 --> 00:14:31,610
- ♪ That's how it ♪
- ♪ That's how it ♪
252
00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:33,545
♪ That's how it starts ♪
253
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:38,416
- ♪ Two unsuspecting ♪
- ♪ Two unsuspecting ♪
254
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:45,635
♪ Hearts ♪
255
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:48,593
[CLAPS]
256
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[HIRAM] Veronica, mija.
257
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,260
I noticed the Firebird parked
in the Pembrooke garage.
258
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,776
Is there a problem with it?
259
00:14:56,779 --> 00:15:01,382
No, Daddy. Archie's just parking it here
until he tells Fred you gave it to him.
260
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:04,176
He's worried he's gonna bruise
his dad's ego or something.
261
00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:06,311
- That makes sense.
- Yup.
262
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,991
Cheers, mi alma.
263
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:15,619
In keeping with this week's theme,
264
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:17,422
I've just had a wicked idea...
265
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:26,343
[SNAPS FINGERS]
266
00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:30,257
["THE WORLD ACCORDING
TO CHRIS" PLAYING]
267
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,150
♪ Guess what? Ever
since the world began ♪
268
00:15:33,152 --> 00:15:37,287
♪ Same plot! Everyone's been
dumping on their fellow man ♪
269
00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:40,490
♪ Pounding people they feel better than ♪
270
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:45,062
♪ I hope you're taking notes 'Cause
you feel Everyone deserves a shot ♪
271
00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:49,099
♪ Get real! Some of us have got
it, girl and some got squat ♪
272
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:52,518
♪ That's the truth Oh,
honey like it or not ♪
273
00:15:52,521 --> 00:15:54,304
♪ I hate to break it to you ♪
274
00:15:54,306 --> 00:16:00,277
♪ My daddy taught me you
get nowhere being nice ♪
275
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:04,715
♪ So now, I'm sharing his advice ♪
276
00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:07,417
♪ The world according to Chris is ♪
277
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:10,124
♪ Better to strike than get struck ♪
278
00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:12,489
♪ Better to screw than get screwed ♪
279
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:16,159
♪ You'd probably think it's bizarre ♪
280
00:16:16,161 --> 00:16:18,799
♪ And that's the way things are ♪
281
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:24,267
♪ My daddy taught me who's
on top and who's below ♪
282
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:29,843
♪ And now it's time I let you know ♪
283
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:32,676
♪ The world according to Chris is ♪
284
00:16:32,678 --> 00:16:35,515
♪ Better to punch than get punched ♪
285
00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:37,781
♪ Better to burn than get burned ♪
286
00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:41,284
♪ Learn that and you're gonna go far ♪
287
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,720
♪ 'Cause that's the way things are ♪
288
00:16:43,722 --> 00:16:46,089
[VOCALIZING]
289
00:16:51,503 --> 00:16:53,403
Let's party, people!
290
00:16:53,406 --> 00:16:55,673
[ALL VOCALIZING]
291
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:58,924
♪ The world according to Chris ♪
292
00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:02,038
♪ The world according to Chris ♪
293
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,057
♪ The world according to Chris ♪
294
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:08,378
♪ The world according to Chris ♪
295
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,480
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- [ALL VOCALIZING]
296
00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:16,887
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
297
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,256
[APPLAUSE]
298
00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:24,026
Okay, Veronica, I am obsessed
with everything that just happened.
299
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:27,931
Thank you, it helps to be
off-book and in full costume.
300
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,332
[BETTY CHUCKLES]
301
00:17:29,335 --> 00:17:31,268
Don't be so modest.
302
00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:34,913
You're the literal embodiment of Chris.
303
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:37,974
Never has a role been
so perfectly type-cast.
304
00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:40,791
- Betty...
- [KEVIN SIGHS]
305
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,113
What was that, Betty?
306
00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:45,816
I mean, think about it.
307
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:48,913
Spoiled rich girl, check.
308
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:52,088
Major daddy issues, check.
309
00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:55,315
Bad to the bone, trying to
control everyone around her,
310
00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:59,299
including her boyfriend and
best friend. Check, check, check.
311
00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:05,335
- [ARCHIE] How could you be so mean to her?
- Archie...
312
00:18:05,338 --> 00:18:08,472
No, Betty, you have no idea what's
really going on with Veronica.
313
00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:13,760
All this intense stuff at home with
her family, the pressure she's under.
314
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:16,680
She's trying to do her best
under insane circumstances.
315
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,749
But can you tell me how, please?
316
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:22,252
Help me understand so I can let this go.
317
00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,400
It's not for me to say, Betty.
318
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,791
You remember how
quickly she forgave you?
319
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:29,960
When the Black Hood made you
say all those horrible things?
320
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:34,674
So, really, who should be playing
Chris and who should be playing Sue?
321
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:40,669
Archie, Betty, can you join us on stage?
322
00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:43,440
We're ready to run Tommy
and Sue's love ballad.
323
00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:48,178
["YOU SHINE" PLAYING]
324
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:58,521
♪ If you could see the
way that you look to me ♪
325
00:18:58,524 --> 00:19:03,511
♪ I bet that you'd be
amazed at the sight ♪
326
00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:07,931
♪ You'd see a heart
that's fearless and true ♪
327
00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:11,434
♪ From my point of view ♪
328
00:19:11,436 --> 00:19:15,005
♪ Oh, you shine ♪
329
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,661
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
330
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,096
V...
331
00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:30,430
[SCOFFS] Betty, if you're
here to rip into me again,
332
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:33,961
I agree with what you said back there.
333
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,560
If there's anything playing
Chris has illuminated,
334
00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:41,398
it's that I've been a terrible friend.
335
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:43,867
I couldn't disagree more.
336
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,869
["YOU SHINE" PLAYING]
337
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:50,414
♪ I think you hide so
much you feel inside ♪
338
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:55,805
♪ But I know deep down there's
a fire burning bright ♪
339
00:19:55,808 --> 00:20:00,517
♪ From where you stand
it might not be clear ♪
340
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:05,255
♪ But you shine from here ♪
341
00:20:05,257 --> 00:20:10,047
[BOTH] ♪ No doubts no more fears ♪
342
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:15,065
♪ I see you shineand the dark disappears ♪
343
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:20,512
♪ Then I know everything
is gonna be fine ♪
344
00:20:20,515 --> 00:20:23,005
♪ Because you shine ♪
345
00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:27,744
♪ Just how you shine ♪
346
00:20:38,969 --> 00:20:40,863
Afternoon, Gentlemen.
347
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:44,093
I just came by to check on the
progress of the show I'm producing,
348
00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:46,129
and lo and behold, Fred Andrews.
349
00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,797
[HIRAM TAPS ON WOOD]
350
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,567
Just donating my free time, Hiram.
351
00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:55,683
Has Archie taken you for a spin yet?
352
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:58,041
- Mr. Lodge...
- In the new Firebird I bought him?
353
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:01,144
For all the help he's given me and
my family in the past few months.
354
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,315
That's, uh... It's a pretty smooth ride.
355
00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:08,418
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
356
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:12,288
A young man never forgets his first car.
357
00:21:16,332 --> 00:21:18,036
[WHIRRING]
358
00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:31,305
- [ARCHIE] Dad, it's just a car.
- Just a car?
359
00:21:31,308 --> 00:21:33,910
Did I raise you to be that spoiled?
360
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,613
[FRED LAUGHS]
361
00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:38,581
Seriously, this doesn't
have to be a big deal, Dad.
362
00:21:38,584 --> 00:21:40,456
It is to me, son.
363
00:21:41,652 --> 00:21:45,513
I was planning on us going to the
junkyard and picking out an old jalopy.
364
00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:49,464
We could've fixed it up, like me and
Grandpa Artie did with my first car.
365
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:56,399
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
366
00:21:58,103 --> 00:22:02,094
Honey, I'm sure you're
probably still upset with me,
367
00:22:02,097 --> 00:22:06,042
but I still miss you and
I am worried about you.
368
00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:11,719
I love you, Chic.
369
00:22:11,722 --> 00:22:13,830
Please call me when you can.
370
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,223
Mom?
371
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,539
It's your brother. He,
uh, won't return my calls.
372
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,539
Not that I blame him for what I did.
373
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:30,192
I'm gonna get a class of
water. Do you want anything?
374
00:22:31,346 --> 00:22:35,508
Jughead, the sandbag was an accident
and the letter was a prank, right?
375
00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:37,636
- Seems like it.
- That's what I thought.
376
00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:39,769
But then I found this in my locker.
377
00:22:39,772 --> 00:22:41,441
Another letter from the Black Hood.
378
00:22:41,878 --> 00:22:44,881
"This is your last
warning to replace Cheryl.
379
00:22:44,884 --> 00:22:47,589
Next time, the sandbag won't miss."
380
00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:55,979
Cheryl, it's a matter of your safety.
381
00:22:55,982 --> 00:22:58,049
I have to recast the role of Carrie.
382
00:22:58,052 --> 00:23:00,667
I will not succumb to thespian terrorism
383
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:03,311
and allow myself to be
ousted from this production!
384
00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:06,253
After the fires I've
walked through, Kevin,
385
00:23:06,256 --> 00:23:08,902
the world needs to see
me up on that stage.
386
00:23:08,905 --> 00:23:11,406
A Dark Phoenix reborn
in the spotlight...
387
00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:14,503
Well, they'll have to wait, Cheryl.
388
00:23:15,658 --> 00:23:18,459
- Mother.
- Even in a town as twisted as Riverdale,
389
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:20,795
students require parental approval
390
00:23:20,797 --> 00:23:24,031
to partake in certain
extracurricular activities.
391
00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:26,866
As I reminded Principal
Weatherbee when I told him
392
00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:31,406
you didn't have my approval to
do the musical and never will.
393
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:34,709
So what? You just feast on
broken dreams now, is that it?
394
00:23:34,711 --> 00:23:39,013
Playing a murderous telekinetic
teen who kills her mother?
395
00:23:39,016 --> 00:23:40,315
Please!
396
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:45,719
This matricidal revenge fantasy...
397
00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,054
Never gonna happen.
398
00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:50,324
That's final.
399
00:23:58,554 --> 00:23:59,953
[SIGHS]
400
00:24:01,904 --> 00:24:05,272
Due to some unforeseen circumstances,
401
00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:07,975
Cheryl will no longer be
playing the role of Carrie White.
402
00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:09,577
- [WOMAN] What?
- Why?
403
00:24:11,313 --> 00:24:14,681
Let's just say that Penelope
Blossom isn't much of a stage-mom.
404
00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:16,384
- [SCOFFS]
- Oh.
405
00:24:17,253 --> 00:24:19,186
I think Cheryl's by the gym bleachers.
406
00:24:22,744 --> 00:24:25,601
In the meantime, Cheryl's
understudy will assume the role.
407
00:24:25,604 --> 00:24:26,894
Understudy?
408
00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,263
I appointed one after
the sandbag incident.
409
00:24:32,368 --> 00:24:33,734
Midge Klump!
410
00:24:34,871 --> 00:24:37,371
[ALL APPLAUDING]
411
00:24:39,308 --> 00:24:41,390
[CHERYL] Screw the musical.
412
00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:44,151
I just wanted to prove to everyone
413
00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:47,995
that I'm still me, but maybe I'm not.
414
00:24:49,285 --> 00:24:54,288
Toni, even Carrie White
could stand up to her mother.
415
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:57,992
Cheryl, you've gotta show
your mother who's in charge.
416
00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:01,914
I don't know if I can anymore.
417
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,733
I'm not the same girl who burned
down Thornhill and cut off her oxygen.
418
00:25:05,736 --> 00:25:07,402
Sure, you are.
419
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,242
You're not done playing Carrie, Cheryl.
420
00:25:10,245 --> 00:25:12,273
Not by a long shot.
421
00:25:15,611 --> 00:25:18,479
["STAY HERE INSTEAD" PLAYING]
422
00:25:20,983 --> 00:25:26,854
♪ Stay here instead Just tell
me what you'd like to do ♪
423
00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:34,462
♪ We'll talk and we'll
laugh And I'll sing to you ♪
424
00:25:34,472 --> 00:25:38,601
♪ And I promise you we won't fight ♪
425
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:42,203
♪ Don't leave tonight ♪
426
00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:47,859
♪ You don't know these people
They're not your friends ♪
427
00:25:47,862 --> 00:25:51,179
♪ Carrie! ♪
428
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:54,870
♪ They're only waiting
to tear you in two ♪
429
00:25:54,873 --> 00:25:57,213
What if they like me?
430
00:25:57,216 --> 00:26:00,213
♪ Just like your father They'll
leave when they're through ♪
431
00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:03,684
- They might like me! They'll like me!
- You're such a fool!
432
00:26:05,914 --> 00:26:09,515
♪ Aren't you aware how people deceive? ♪
433
00:26:09,518 --> 00:26:11,484
♪ They'll take you and break you ♪
434
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,906
♪ And then, they will leave you ♪
435
00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:18,500
♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪
436
00:26:18,503 --> 00:26:20,908
♪ Carrie ♪
437
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:25,421
♪ You are the love I was betrayed for ♪
438
00:26:25,424 --> 00:26:28,048
♪ My pride and my shame ♪
439
00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:31,352
♪ My Betty ♪
440
00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,981
♪ We're one and the same ♪
441
00:26:42,932 --> 00:26:45,207
♪ Don't go ♪
442
00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:49,803
Don't go.
443
00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:56,744
♪ Don't go ♪
444
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,316
Mom?
445
00:27:08,124 --> 00:27:09,890
Don't leave me, Betty.
446
00:27:10,892 --> 00:27:12,992
Don't leave me like all the others.
447
00:27:12,995 --> 00:27:14,795
[SOBBING]
448
00:27:20,836 --> 00:27:22,781
Am I directing a train wreck?
449
00:27:22,784 --> 00:27:24,738
And where's my tea?
450
00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:32,413
- [ALICE SOBBING]
- Mom?
451
00:27:33,049 --> 00:27:34,648
I'm not going anywhere.
452
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:37,289
Everything... Everything is crumbling.
453
00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:39,720
[STUTTERING] I've lost everyone.
454
00:27:39,722 --> 00:27:43,424
No, I haven't lost everyone,
I've driven everyone away.
455
00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:45,860
[SOBBING]
456
00:27:46,978 --> 00:27:52,378
I gave my son away when he was born,
457
00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:55,057
and then, I just did it again.
458
00:27:56,471 --> 00:27:58,605
And your father and I
aren't living together,
459
00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:00,378
because we're still fighting about some
460
00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:03,096
unspoken thing that happened years ago.
461
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:08,415
And... And you and I
have never been so frayed.
462
00:28:21,723 --> 00:28:25,191
[BETTY] My mom's always been a
woman on the verge, but this...
463
00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:28,369
I have to do something
to help her, Jughead.
464
00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:36,318
Something to make her feel
less alone and abandoned.
465
00:28:39,515 --> 00:28:42,437
Guys, the programs are
in, and they look amazing.
466
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,818
Make sure to get them
signed on opening night.
467
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,644
_
468
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,563
Dad, what're you doing here?
469
00:28:56,566 --> 00:28:58,299
Gotta get the sets loaded in.
470
00:28:58,302 --> 00:29:00,507
Yeah, I... I guess I just assumed...
471
00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:03,303
What? That I would quit
because we had a disagreement?
472
00:29:03,305 --> 00:29:04,705
That's not the way I roll.
473
00:29:10,203 --> 00:29:12,531
[ARCHIE] When Kevin came to me
about Carrie, The Musical,
474
00:29:12,534 --> 00:29:15,483
he said I was the literal
embodiment of Tommy Ross.
475
00:29:16,719 --> 00:29:19,553
Loyal, selfless,
476
00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:24,031
a hero, a force for good.
477
00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,361
But I'm none of those things.
478
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,945
I'm not the hero of any story...
479
00:29:32,948 --> 00:29:35,773
Lately, I've been going
down this dark path,
480
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,987
ignoring how much it hurt my dad.
481
00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:41,167
[ARCHIE] Mr. Lodge, there's
something I gotta get off my chest.
482
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:44,064
You may be my boss, but please,
483
00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:46,167
don't try to get between me and my dad.
484
00:29:46,882 --> 00:29:48,716
- Uh...
- Because I promise you, sir,
485
00:29:50,419 --> 00:29:54,621
that is a battle you
will lose, every time.
486
00:29:54,624 --> 00:29:56,323
[KEYS JANGLING]
487
00:30:00,184 --> 00:30:01,950
So, thank you for the Firebird...
488
00:30:05,534 --> 00:30:07,367
But I won't be needing it anymore.
489
00:30:23,592 --> 00:30:27,185
Oh, who are we kidding.
It's opening night!
490
00:30:27,188 --> 00:30:29,029
We're too nervous to eat, anyway.
491
00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:37,170
[HAL] Alice...
492
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,949
Thank you.
493
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:52,485
You're welcome.
494
00:30:55,424 --> 00:30:58,240
I'm allergic to peonies.
But how would you know that?
495
00:30:58,243 --> 00:31:00,409
We've only been married for decades.
496
00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:12,379
I'd really like to
come back home, Alice.
497
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,508
If you'll have me.
498
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,151
If we do this, Hal,
499
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:30,890
there can't be any
more secrets between us.
500
00:31:34,029 --> 00:31:37,130
- Which means... Betty?
- Yeah?
501
00:31:37,139 --> 00:31:40,006
- Honey, can you give us a moment?
- Yeah.
502
00:31:43,338 --> 00:31:45,881
There's something that
you should know about Chic.
503
00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,115
[SIGHS]
504
00:31:56,170 --> 00:32:00,820
To be honest, I always
suspected that Chic wasn't mine.
505
00:32:03,492 --> 00:32:05,291
I don't care, Alice.
506
00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,428
I want to come home.
507
00:32:12,623 --> 00:32:13,922
Alice...
508
00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:23,974
Our secrets can't hurt us anymore.
509
00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:31,050
But we can be together again.
510
00:32:47,439 --> 00:32:49,539
Don't you have a show to get ready for?
511
00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:51,843
Yeah, I do, but this couldn't wait.
512
00:32:53,642 --> 00:32:55,508
I gave back the Firebird, Dad.
513
00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:57,176
And I sold some of my music stuff so
514
00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:58,980
I could buy this off of Junkyard Steve.
515
00:33:16,231 --> 00:33:20,200
It needs a lot of work, Dad,
but I'm up for it if you are.
516
00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:29,176
You better get going, Arch.
517
00:33:30,378 --> 00:33:32,212
[VOICE BREAKING] I don't
want you to be late.
518
00:33:42,034 --> 00:33:44,991
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
519
00:33:44,993 --> 00:33:48,228
♪ It's gonna be a night
you'll never forget ♪
520
00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:50,863
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
521
00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:54,167
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
522
00:33:54,729 --> 00:33:56,803
♪ This will be just great ♪
523
00:33:56,805 --> 00:33:59,132
♪ Oh, my life is gonna take flight ♪
524
00:33:59,135 --> 00:34:02,275
♪ Can't wait till Saturday night ♪
525
00:34:02,277 --> 00:34:04,644
♪ Yeah ♪
526
00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:07,614
- ♪ Eighty bucks for a tux? ♪
- ♪ Damn, we better get laid ♪
527
00:34:07,616 --> 00:34:10,750
♪ You've been prayin' for
that since the seventh grade ♪
528
00:34:10,752 --> 00:34:15,429
♪ It's the least we deserve
after everything we've paid ♪
529
00:34:15,432 --> 00:34:17,690
- ♪ Got the food ♪
- ♪ Got the drinks ♪
530
00:34:17,693 --> 00:34:19,026
♪ Got the limo for ten ♪
531
00:34:19,029 --> 00:34:22,197
♪ And we won't get a
chance like this again ♪
532
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:27,166
♪ We'll be leaving as boys
but we're coming home as men ♪
533
00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:29,235
♪ This will be just great! ♪
534
00:34:29,237 --> 00:34:31,726
♪ Yeah, my life is gonna take flight ♪
535
00:34:31,729 --> 00:34:34,774
♪ Can't wait till Saturday night ♪
536
00:34:34,776 --> 00:34:37,492
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
537
00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:40,580
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
538
00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,882
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
539
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:46,352
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
540
00:34:46,354 --> 00:34:49,022
♪ I believe in getting even ♪
541
00:34:49,024 --> 00:34:50,890
♪ That's what I believe ♪
542
00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:55,395
♪ And I just don't
forgive and forget ♪
543
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:01,301
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
544
00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:04,156
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
545
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,773
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
546
00:35:06,775 --> 00:35:09,742
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
547
00:35:09,745 --> 00:35:11,999
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
548
00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:15,348
♪ It's gonna be a night
we'll never forget ♪
549
00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:17,884
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
550
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:20,486
♪ It's gonna be a night we'll never ♪
551
00:35:20,488 --> 00:35:22,121
♪ No, never ♪
552
00:35:22,123 --> 00:35:25,892
♪ We'll never forget ♪
553
00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:33,057
♪ A night we'll never forget ♪
554
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:36,025
[DOOR OPENS]
555
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,174
Claudius, is that you?
556
00:35:49,309 --> 00:35:51,742
Do you know whose blood this is, Mummy?
557
00:35:53,241 --> 00:35:56,992
This is Jason's blood...
This is Daddy's blood...
558
00:35:56,995 --> 00:36:02,355
And the next blood to
be spilt will be yours.
559
00:36:02,358 --> 00:36:05,031
Cheryl, dear God!
560
00:36:05,034 --> 00:36:07,867
You've been in cahoots
with Daddy's twin,
561
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,979
you tried to kill Nana Rose,
562
00:36:10,982 --> 00:36:14,354
and then you shipped me
off to a ghoulish nunnery.
563
00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:16,588
But your depraved gambits are finished.
564
00:36:18,279 --> 00:36:24,346
If you so much as pluck one hair
from Nana Rose's little head,
565
00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:27,782
I'll end you.
566
00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:35,194
I burned one house down,
I'll happily burn another...
567
00:36:35,197 --> 00:36:38,231
[SOBBING] Nightmare child,
what do you want from me?
568
00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:40,414
I want to be emancipated.
569
00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:44,003
I want Thistlehouse all to my self
570
00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,338
and my Nana...
571
00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,275
Start packing, Mummy.
572
00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:53,588
You and Uncle Claudius are pig-people.
573
00:36:53,591 --> 00:36:56,862
And should live amongst the pigs.
574
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,668
Thank you. Hello. Good to see you.
575
00:37:09,671 --> 00:37:12,964
Thank you. Gillian, how are you?
576
00:37:18,674 --> 00:37:20,273
[ALICE] Hal, come here!
577
00:37:22,252 --> 00:37:24,552
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
578
00:37:24,555 --> 00:37:26,021
Did you bring it?
579
00:37:39,236 --> 00:37:41,441
Ten minutes to places! Where is Fangs?
580
00:37:41,444 --> 00:37:42,643
I don't know.
581
00:37:46,776 --> 00:37:51,145
- Fangs!
- I was giving Midge some last minute notes.
582
00:37:51,148 --> 00:37:53,448
Well, hurry up, because
it's ten minutes to places!
583
00:38:03,256 --> 00:38:04,589
[JUGHEAD] Hey, Ethel?
584
00:38:07,647 --> 00:38:09,988
I'm doing final interviews.
585
00:38:09,991 --> 00:38:11,290
Ethel!
586
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:21,334
[SIGHS]
587
00:38:32,022 --> 00:38:33,288
What...
588
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,678
QED, folks, it was Ethel.
589
00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:45,378
[ETHEL] What was?
590
00:38:45,381 --> 00:38:48,761
Uh, just some magazines.
591
00:38:48,764 --> 00:38:51,138
Okay, I know what you're
thinking but you're wrong.
592
00:38:51,141 --> 00:38:52,446
Those were for my vision board.
593
00:38:52,449 --> 00:38:54,943
It's okay. You can tell me.
594
00:38:54,946 --> 00:38:57,286
Get out of my dressing room, Jughead.
595
00:38:59,808 --> 00:39:01,850
[JUGHEAD] Sounds like a
guilty conscious to me.
596
00:39:01,852 --> 00:39:04,653
- Hey, Moose.
- Get out of my way, Jones!
597
00:39:06,253 --> 00:39:09,774
[ALL] What a to-do to die today
at a minute or two till two.
598
00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:13,585
A thing distinctly hard to
say, but harder still to do.
599
00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:15,288
[LAUGHING]
600
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:20,399
Chuck?
601
00:39:21,019 --> 00:39:25,340
Let me speak for the whole gang
when I say that your behavior
602
00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:27,609
throughout rehearsals
has been nothing short
603
00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:30,931
of that of a proper Victorian gentleman.
604
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:33,901
Um, what does that mean?
605
00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:38,495
Your pariahship is officially over.
606
00:39:41,058 --> 00:39:42,391
Hey, Betty.
607
00:39:45,362 --> 00:39:46,595
Chic...
608
00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:50,098
You made it.
609
00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:52,040
Of course, I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
610
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:54,076
[KEVIN] Five minutes to places, people.
611
00:39:56,674 --> 00:39:59,107
You should get back to your seat, Chic.
612
00:39:59,109 --> 00:40:01,510
You're not really
allowed to be backstage.
613
00:40:02,446 --> 00:40:03,712
No problem.
614
00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:08,083
Break a leg, sis.
615
00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:24,533
♪ Father Almighty she's only a child ♪
616
00:40:24,542 --> 00:40:30,162
♪ But the woman is waking inside her ♪
617
00:40:30,165 --> 00:40:35,470
♪ She will be lost if
her passion runs wild ♪
618
00:40:35,473 --> 00:40:39,696
♪ So I can't let her stumble and fall ♪
619
00:40:41,485 --> 00:40:46,420
♪ Maybe I do things
that I can't explain ♪
620
00:40:46,423 --> 00:40:50,993
♪ But my feelings for her never change ♪
621
00:40:51,862 --> 00:40:56,598
♪ You are still my precious one ♪
622
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:03,528
♪ Can you forgive what I've done? ♪
623
00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:10,861
All right, Carrietta, it's
time to come out of your closet.
624
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:16,243
- [AUDIENCE GASP]
- Uh, Kevin, did you re-block this scene?
625
00:41:16,246 --> 00:41:18,157
Why isn't she on her knees singing?
626
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,726
[STUTTERS]
627
00:41:20,891 --> 00:41:24,446
_
628
00:41:27,464 --> 00:41:30,290
- I don't think that's part of the show.
- Oh, my God!
629
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:32,968
Somebody, should help her.
For God's sake, help her!
630
00:41:35,773 --> 00:41:39,141
- [SCREAMING]
- [AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
631
00:41:42,046 --> 00:41:43,311
Betty!
632
00:41:43,314 --> 00:41:45,881
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
633
00:41:47,921 --> 00:41:51,300
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00:41:52,305 --> 00:41:58,161
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