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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,938 --> 00:00:26,315 You ever get the feeling that everything in America... 2 00:00:26,398 --> 00:00:28,775 is completely fucked up? 3 00:00:28,942 --> 00:00:30,318 You know that feeling? 4 00:00:30,402 --> 00:00:33,237 The whole country is one inch away from saying... 5 00:00:33,237 --> 00:00:35,323 "That's it! Forget it!" 6 00:00:35,406 --> 00:00:38,325 Think about it. Everything's polluted-- 7 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:41,995 the environment, the government, the schools--you name it. 8 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,663 Speaking of schools... 9 00:00:43,663 --> 00:00:45,415 I was walking the hallowed halls the other day... 10 00:00:45,498 --> 00:00:46,958 and I asked myself... 11 00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:48,918 "Is there life after high school... 12 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:50,377 "because I can't face tomorrow... 13 00:00:50,503 --> 00:00:52,921 "let alone a whole year of this shit." 14 00:00:53,005 --> 00:00:55,132 Yeah, you got it, folks. 15 00:00:55,132 --> 00:00:57,425 It's me again with a little attitude... 16 00:00:57,509 --> 00:00:59,927 for all you out here in white-bread land... 17 00:01:00,011 --> 00:01:01,429 all you nice people... 18 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,931 livin' in the middle of America the beautiful. 19 00:01:04,014 --> 00:01:07,351 Let's see, we're on 92 FM... 20 00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:10,353 and it feels like a nice, clean little band so far. 21 00:01:10,395 --> 00:01:14,398 No one else is using it and the price is right. 22 00:01:14,398 --> 00:01:15,900 And, yes, folks, you guessed it. 23 00:01:16,025 --> 00:01:17,943 Tonight, I'm as horny as a ten-peckered owl... 24 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:20,404 so stay tuned because this is Hard Harry... 25 00:01:20,487 --> 00:01:23,907 reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork... 26 00:01:24,032 --> 00:01:26,826 and do your homework in the dark. 27 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:52,515 Hey! Gimme that. 28 00:01:52,515 --> 00:01:54,517 Hey, man, let me see that. 29 00:01:54,517 --> 00:01:56,477 Give it on over here. 30 00:01:56,477 --> 00:01:58,312 He played Ice-T on this tape. 31 00:01:58,437 --> 00:02:00,480 Great. Plays Ice-T and talks about his dick. 32 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,023 Nah, man. Ice-T shreds on this. 33 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,733 I heard it last night. 34 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:23,250 Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez? 35 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:24,793 Yes, just for a second. 36 00:02:28,505 --> 00:02:31,049 All right, so I'll pick you up after yearbook? 37 00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:32,133 OK, Dad. 38 00:02:32,258 --> 00:02:33,509 And no big dates tonight. 39 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:36,345 Be well-rested for your history exam tomorrow. 40 00:02:36,429 --> 00:02:37,805 -OK. -Yo, Paige! 41 00:02:39,806 --> 00:02:41,516 Any time, anywhere, beautiful. 42 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:42,517 Mr. Paige. 43 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,687 Miss Paige Woodward arriveth. 44 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,481 So rich, so smart... 45 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:49,523 So perfect. 46 00:02:49,774 --> 00:02:51,525 Cheryl, good to see you. 47 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:54,736 Gonna see the principal this morning, huh? 48 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:03,119 Mr. Murdock, can you tell me what this is about? 49 00:03:03,244 --> 00:03:04,620 We'll see. 50 00:03:04,703 --> 00:03:06,747 Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood. 51 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,417 Check this out. 52 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:11,501 What is it? 53 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,002 It's this guy. 54 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,504 He's got a pirate radio station on the air. 55 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,924 His name is "Happy Harry Hard-on." 56 00:03:18,924 --> 00:03:20,425 He's a total sex maniac. 57 00:03:20,425 --> 00:03:21,551 Of course. 58 00:03:21,593 --> 00:03:24,137 He comes on every night at 10:00. 59 00:03:37,232 --> 00:03:38,858 Down to business. 60 00:03:40,818 --> 00:03:43,446 I got my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi... 61 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:46,406 and I got my Blackjack gum here. 62 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:47,991 And I got that feeling. 63 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,410 Yeah, that familiar feeling... 64 00:03:50,535 --> 00:03:52,912 that something rank is going down out there. 65 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:40,048 Yeah, I can smell it. 66 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,633 I can almost taste it-- the rankness in the air. 67 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,677 It's everywhere. 68 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,763 It's running through that old pipeline out there... 69 00:05:47,846 --> 00:05:49,681 trickling along that dumb concrete river... 70 00:05:49,681 --> 00:05:51,474 and coming up through the drains... 71 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:53,976 of those lovely tract homes we all live in. 72 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,645 So who is he? 73 00:05:55,645 --> 00:05:57,021 He goes to Humphrey. 74 00:05:57,062 --> 00:05:58,647 I mean, I don't know. 75 00:05:58,647 --> 00:06:02,692 Everywhere I look, it seems everything is sold-out. 76 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,779 They say this is where the reception is the coolest. 77 00:06:06,779 --> 00:06:08,948 Then he probably lives right around here. 78 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:11,617 Fuckin' yuppies. 79 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:14,202 My dad sold out... 80 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,997 and my mom sold out years ago when she had me. 81 00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:18,748 And then they sold me out... 82 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:20,416 when they brought me to this hole in the world. 83 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,585 Hey, they made me everything I am today... 84 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:25,671 so, naturally, I hate the bastards. 85 00:06:25,754 --> 00:06:27,214 Speaking of which... 86 00:06:27,297 --> 00:06:29,216 I'm running a contest... 87 00:06:29,257 --> 00:06:32,218 on the best way to put them out of their miseries. 88 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:33,720 Tonight, we have number twelve... 89 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,680 of one hundred things to do with your body... 90 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,223 when you're all alone. 91 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:42,269 Now, are you ready for the incredible sound... 92 00:06:42,352 --> 00:06:44,270 of Hard Harry coming on his own face? 93 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,690 Oh, my God. 94 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,233 It's very possible, you know? 95 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:53,987 Are you listening to this? 96 00:06:54,071 --> 00:06:55,197 Yeah, of course I'm listening. 97 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,948 Guy's gotta have hair coming out of his palms. 98 00:06:57,907 --> 00:07:00,201 This is a champion one. 99 00:07:00,576 --> 00:07:02,203 Oh. There. Yeah. 100 00:07:02,286 --> 00:07:03,454 Are you listening? 101 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,414 -Yeah, I'm going blind. -He's doing it. 102 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:07,207 So unreal. 103 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,084 Oh, my God. 104 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:10,668 This... 105 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:20,677 Yes, Hard Harry will go to any length to keep... 106 00:07:20,761 --> 00:07:23,305 his three listeners glued with ooey blooey to the radios. 107 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:27,892 But the question is, how far will you go? 108 00:07:27,975 --> 00:07:29,643 I mean, how far can you go... 109 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:33,647 to amaze and disgust the insatiable Hard Harry, huh? 110 00:07:33,772 --> 00:07:36,066 I mean, how serious are you? 111 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,318 Hi, beautiful. 112 00:07:39,652 --> 00:07:41,237 You know what I can't figure out? 113 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,072 How you manage to get such great grades... 114 00:07:43,072 --> 00:07:45,699 and you listen to that radio all night, you know? 115 00:07:45,783 --> 00:07:48,910 Tomorrow, don't forget-- Yale interview. 116 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:52,288 And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know? 117 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,915 Good night, sweetie. 118 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:58,210 Got a lot of letters here, guys. 119 00:07:58,794 --> 00:08:00,212 Here. "Dear Hard Harry... 120 00:08:00,337 --> 00:08:02,631 "my boyfriend won't talk to me anymore. 121 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:05,216 "How do I show him that I really love him?" 122 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,676 Look, I don't know anything... 123 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:08,678 about these letters asking for love advice. 124 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,638 lf I knew anything about love... 125 00:08:10,638 --> 00:08:12,222 I would be out there making it... 126 00:08:12,306 --> 00:08:14,308 instead of sitting in here talking to you guys. 127 00:08:14,391 --> 00:08:19,145 No. Just send me stuff at Box 2710... 128 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:23,649 U.S.A. Mail, Paradise Hills, Arizona, 84012. 129 00:08:23,649 --> 00:08:25,776 Reply is guaranteed. 130 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:27,110 "Dear Harry... 131 00:08:27,194 --> 00:08:29,196 "I think you're boring and obnoxious... 132 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:31,197 "and have a high opinion of yourself." 133 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:32,657 Of course, some of you are probably thinking... 134 00:08:32,782 --> 00:08:34,283 I sent this from myself. 135 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:37,286 "I think school is OK if you just look at it right. 136 00:08:37,369 --> 00:08:38,871 "I mean, I like your music... 137 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:40,664 "but I really just don't see why... 138 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:43,124 "you can't be cheerful for one second." 139 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,168 I'll tell you, since you asked. 140 00:08:45,335 --> 00:08:48,671 I just arrived in this stupid suburb. 141 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,882 I have no friends... 142 00:08:51,882 --> 00:08:53,300 no money... 143 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,509 no car... 144 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:56,177 no license. 145 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,179 And even if I did have a license... 146 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,640 all I could do is drive out to some stupid mall. 147 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:01,974 Maybe if I'm lucky... 148 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:04,602 play some fuckin' video games, smoke a joint, and get stupid. 149 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:07,604 You see, there's nothing to do anymore. 150 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,356 Everything decent's been done. 151 00:09:09,356 --> 00:09:11,649 All the great themes have been used up... 152 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,317 turned into theme parks. 153 00:09:13,359 --> 00:09:16,529 So I don't really find it exactly cheerful... 154 00:09:16,612 --> 00:09:20,532 to be living in the middle of a totally exhausted decade... 155 00:09:20,616 --> 00:09:22,701 where's there's nothing to look forward to... 156 00:09:22,826 --> 00:09:24,619 and no one to look up to. 157 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,582 That was deep. 158 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,544 Oh, no. Not again. 159 00:09:35,003 --> 00:09:36,379 The creature stirs. 160 00:09:36,504 --> 00:09:39,549 Oh, God, I think it's gonna be a gusher. 161 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,009 This is the sixth time in an hour. 162 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:43,719 Oh, God. 163 00:09:43,802 --> 00:09:46,096 He sounds like a chronic masturbator. 164 00:09:46,221 --> 00:09:47,264 He prides himself on it. 165 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,391 See? I have to take care of it. 166 00:09:50,016 --> 00:09:52,894 Or else I'm going to explode. 167 00:09:52,977 --> 00:09:55,980 Just excuse me while l... 168 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,991 Oh, my God, this is the biggest. 169 00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,827 Whoa, Nellie! Whoa! 170 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:13,704 God! I'm gonna explode! 171 00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:15,288 Oh, take cover, Arizona! 172 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:15,997 Here l-- 173 00:10:16,122 --> 00:10:17,707 Any time now, man. 174 00:10:17,832 --> 00:10:19,250 Oh, God. 175 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:22,295 Oh, God, it's the best. 176 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:25,297 Oh, God, yeah. 177 00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,798 Free at last. 178 00:10:26,924 --> 00:10:29,509 I'm beat. I'm whipped. Quittin' time. 179 00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:31,636 Gotta recuperate. 180 00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:33,012 There he goes. 181 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:34,639 Sometimes he's on for five minutes... 182 00:10:34,722 --> 00:10:36,140 sometimes he's on for five hours. 183 00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:37,516 That's my man. 184 00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:02,163 God, I feel so out of touch here. 185 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:06,333 Honey, we didn't move out here to stay in touch. 186 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,919 Then why did we move out here? 187 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,629 Because it's a nice place to live. 188 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,631 I'm making good money... 189 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,341 and I'm the youngest school commissioner... 190 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,634 in the history of Arizona. 191 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,927 Brian, you know what? 192 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,345 The man I married loved his work, not power and money. 193 00:11:20,387 --> 00:11:21,847 That's all right. I still love my work. 194 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,515 And I love power and money. 195 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,183 When you were young radical Brian... 196 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,726 you were always fighting against the system... 197 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,643 and now you are the system. 198 00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,395 Now I am the system, yeah. 199 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:32,314 Is that a beer? 200 00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:34,733 Sure. 201 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:36,860 Have you noticed his behavior lately? 202 00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:38,027 What about him? 203 00:11:38,236 --> 00:11:40,154 He's just so unhappy here. 204 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,869 I'll go talk to him. 205 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,141 What's up? 206 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,434 I was just looking for some stamps. 207 00:12:14,726 --> 00:12:16,436 Oh, fine. I got some right here. 208 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,273 Going to send a letter to one of your friends back east? 209 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,026 No. I thought I might send away for an inflatable date. 210 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,445 You know, one of these days... 211 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,155 you're gonna outsmart yourself, young man. 212 00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:30,949 I love it when you call me "young man." 213 00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:32,408 You know, when I was your age... 214 00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,744 I was on all the teams and a bunch of clubs. 215 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:36,245 Look, all I'm saying is... 216 00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:38,747 that school must have some really terrific programs. 217 00:12:38,872 --> 00:12:39,540 It's very highly rated. 218 00:12:39,832 --> 00:12:42,042 Just save it for the masses, OK? 219 00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,878 Mark, they've got twelve hundred students at that school. 220 00:12:45,962 --> 00:12:48,339 Certainly, some of them got to be cool. 221 00:12:48,673 --> 00:12:50,758 Look, the deal is, I get decent grades... 222 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,843 you guys leave me alone, right? 223 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:12,026 OK, who is this guy? 224 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,736 I don't know. 225 00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,406 Nobody knows who he is, but he really hates this school... 226 00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:18,866 so I guess he goes here. 227 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,410 Yeah, but all the guys that go here are geeks. 228 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,286 Maybe not, my dear. 229 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,414 Later. 230 00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:27,707 Later. 231 00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:35,881 "And so then the Logicars questioned... 232 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,633 "the few remaining Despars more and more. 233 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,218 "They began to fade away... 234 00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:42,261 "until there was nothing left of them... 235 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:47,182 "and they disappeared from the face of the Earth." 236 00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:51,311 Pretty good, huh? 237 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:55,064 Leading with your heart, not your mind. 238 00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:57,775 Mark, I wondered if you'd tell us... 239 00:13:57,816 --> 00:13:59,860 what you were thinking about when you wrote this. 240 00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:03,863 I just wrote it late last night. 241 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,532 That's obvious. It's practically illegible. 242 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:13,163 I was hoping that you'd share your feelings about it. 243 00:14:20,753 --> 00:14:22,254 Saved by the bell. 244 00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:24,256 Don't think if I didn't read your composition... 245 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:25,632 it won't be read. 246 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:32,639 They're looking for new writers at the Clarion. 247 00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:34,849 Don't be embarrassed of your talent. 248 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,477 -Hey, Paige. -Hiya, Paige. 249 00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:43,857 Hey, I finally got my new Miata. 250 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,858 You should hear the cd player. 251 00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:46,859 It's unbelievable. 252 00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,236 Tennis team's throwing a party tonight. 253 00:14:48,236 --> 00:14:49,862 Later, Paige. 254 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:51,196 See you there. 255 00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:52,156 See ya. 256 00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,910 Hey, that's my box. How's about asking, huh? 257 00:15:27,895 --> 00:15:28,854 Good morning, Mr. Murdock. 258 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:29,647 Good morning, sir. 259 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,858 I'm not stupid, you know. 260 00:15:33,859 --> 00:15:36,152 School is judged on one category only. 261 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,862 Academic schools. 262 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,324 The lesson of modern education is... 263 00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:45,119 nothing good comes easily-- no pain, no gain. 264 00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:45,953 Excuse me, everyone. 265 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,954 Miss Creswood, you want to listen to this? 266 00:15:48,455 --> 00:15:50,957 It's the third tape this week. 267 00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,292 I can't believe it. 268 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,460 Oh, Nellie! 269 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,462 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode. 270 00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:58,339 Oh, take cover, Arizona! 271 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,507 Here I come! 272 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,551 Jan, this is no laughing matter. 273 00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,512 Enjoy. 274 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,516 You're in my writing class, right? 275 00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:12,267 Right. 276 00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:16,605 Yeah, I like Emerson. She's pretty funky. 277 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,524 Now you're in trouble. 278 00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:27,364 You owe twenty-five cents. 279 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,994 "How to Talk Dirty and lnfluence People"... 280 00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:35,246 by Lenny Bruce. 281 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,374 Who's he? 282 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,585 Any good? 283 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,586 He's all right. 284 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,797 Talk a lot? 285 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,675 Not too much, no. 286 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,896 Cute, but no way. 287 00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:05,898 Guess who? 288 00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:08,483 It's 10:00. Do you care where your parents are? 289 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,694 Because after all, it is a jungle out there. 290 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,497 I don't know. 291 00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:25,123 I mean, everywhere I look... 292 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,667 it seems like someone's getting butt-surfed by the system. 293 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:31,211 My parents are always talking about the system... 294 00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:33,630 and the Sixties and how cool it was. 295 00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:36,508 Well, look at where the Sixties got them, huh? 296 00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,801 Come on, people, now 297 00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,218 Smile on your brother 298 00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,304 Everybody get together 299 00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,806 Try to love one another right now 300 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,307 Tune in, turn it up! 301 00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:47,017 Now that was the Sixties. 302 00:17:48,393 --> 00:17:49,811 This is a song for the Nineties... 303 00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:51,229 from my buddies The Descendants! 304 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,607 Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel. may I take your order, please? 305 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,608 Yeah. I want... 306 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,696 Want whale sperm with that? 307 00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,491 Why don't we listen to that one again, huh? 308 00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,827 Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel. May I take your order, please? 309 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:08,828 Yeah. I want... 310 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,207 You want whale sperm with that? 311 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,836 I hate the Sixties, I hate school... 312 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,630 I hate principals. 313 00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,381 I hate vice principals... 314 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:26,009 but my true, pure, refined hatred... 315 00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:27,844 is reserved for guidance counselors. 316 00:18:29,221 --> 00:18:32,223 Happy Harry just happens to have in his very hands... 317 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,976 a copy of a memo written by one Mr. David Deaver... 318 00:18:35,142 --> 00:18:37,603 guidance counselor extraordinaire... 319 00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:40,522 to one Miss Loretta Creswood, high school principal. 320 00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,817 "I find Cheryl unremorseful... 321 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,610 "about her unfortunate condition." 322 00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:48,821 Bastard can't even say she's knocked up. 323 00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:51,824 What channel? 324 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,244 "And she's unwilling to minimize its effect... 325 00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:58,913 "on the morale of the student population." 326 00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,248 Guidance counselors. 327 00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,541 lf they knew anything about career moves... 328 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,710 would they have ended up as guidance counselors? 329 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,296 What do you say we call Deaver up, huh? 330 00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:09,631 Hard Harry just happens to have... 331 00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:12,300 the home phone numbers of every employee... 332 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,428 of the Paradise Hills school commission. 333 00:19:17,304 --> 00:19:18,347 Here we go. 334 00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,849 There you are, Mr. Deavski. 335 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,562 Deaver residence. 336 00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:27,396 David Deaver speaking. 337 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,648 Hey, this is WKPS. You're live. 338 00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:31,317 We're doing a piece on high schools. 339 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,110 We understand that you're a guidance counselor. 340 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,112 I'm head of guidance... 341 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:38,615 here at Hubert Humphrey High in Paradise Hills, Arizona. 342 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,867 l've been here seven years. 343 00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:43,410 Could you tell us a bit about what you do? 344 00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:48,874 I run a comprehensive American values program. 345 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:53,294 ln which we discuss... 346 00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:54,837 ethical situations... 347 00:19:54,879 --> 00:19:57,715 sex education, drug awareness... 348 00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:01,051 What do you say to young people who look around at the world... 349 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,887 and see that it's become, you know, like, a... 350 00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:06,306 a sleazy country, you know? 351 00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:07,890 A place you just can't trust. 352 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,725 Like your school, for example. 353 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,311 How come it wins all of these awards... 354 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,104 and yet students are dropping out like flies? 355 00:20:14,229 --> 00:20:15,439 Why is that? 356 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:19,192 Now, my listeners are curious about your participation... 357 00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:21,277 in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs. 358 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,447 l--l... 359 00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,742 I'm not aware of anything like that. 360 00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,452 I don't know what you're talking about. 361 00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,328 Well, that's not true, sir. 362 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:34,497 "Cheryl refuses to accept suggestions... 363 00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:36,624 "of a more positive mental attitude... 364 00:20:36,749 --> 00:20:37,917 "towards her health and her future. 365 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:40,752 "I find no alternative but to suggest suspension." 366 00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:43,755 Who is this? How did you get this number? 367 00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:45,131 Do you admit it, sir? 368 00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:47,133 Admit what? 369 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,052 That you're slime. 370 00:20:50,136 --> 00:20:51,220 Now, wait just a minute. 371 00:20:51,303 --> 00:20:54,222 You interview a student, and then you rat on her. 372 00:20:54,306 --> 00:20:55,432 You betrayed her trust. 373 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,809 lsn't that right, sir? 374 00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:04,440 Well, as you can see, these guys are played out. 375 00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,817 Society is mutating so rapidly... 376 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,779 that anyone over the age of twenty really has no idea. 377 00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:13,614 All right. Back down to business. 378 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:16,033 "I share a room with my older brother. 379 00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,827 "Nearly every night after he turns off his light... 380 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,162 "he comes over to my bed... 381 00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:22,831 "and gives me a few arm noogies and stuff. 382 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,332 "And then he makes me scratch his back... 383 00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:26,834 "and other refinements." 384 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,504 Well, it's about time we had some refinements on this show. 385 00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:33,131 "Then sooner or later, he gets worked up... 386 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:35,717 "and without further ado... 387 00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:38,928 "he rubs his thing and makes me watch." 388 00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:41,931 Signed yourself "Screwed Up." 389 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,142 Well, first of all, you're not screwed up. 390 00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:48,854 You're an unscrewed-up reaction to a screwed-up situation. 391 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:51,231 Feeling screwed up in a screwed-up place... 392 00:21:51,356 --> 00:21:55,234 in a screwed-up time does not mean that you are screwed up. 393 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,236 lf you catch my drift. 394 00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:02,324 Now, as you know, dear listeners... 395 00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:07,078 if you enclose your number... 396 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,913 a reply is guaranteed. 397 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:12,082 This is Happy Harry Hard-on. You're live. 398 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,333 Is this Miss Screwed Up? 399 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,127 I have a couple of questions. 400 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,546 How big is this thing you described? 401 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,756 Is it bigger than a baby's arm? 402 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,927 You don't remember or you don't want to tell me? 403 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,639 Or maybe you made this whole thing up, huh? 404 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,640 Remember, my dear... 405 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,600 I can smell a lie like a fart in a car. 406 00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:41,149 it's too bad about that one, actually. 407 00:22:41,817 --> 00:22:43,652 You see, to me... 408 00:22:43,777 --> 00:22:45,528 the real truth is always a bigger turn-on... 409 00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,447 and it doesn't have to be a big deal. 410 00:22:47,572 --> 00:22:48,322 lt could be anything. 411 00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,450 Malcolm, have you finished your homework yet? 412 00:22:53,785 --> 00:22:55,787 Your father and l are downstairs watching TV. 413 00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:57,956 Why don't you come down and join us for once? 414 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,335 All right, Malcolm. Have it your way. 415 00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:04,878 Thanks. 416 00:23:07,964 --> 00:23:09,174 So, I don't know. 417 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,343 Send me your most pathetic moment, your most anything. 418 00:23:12,468 --> 00:23:13,845 As long as its real. 419 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:18,349 I want the size, the shape, the feel, the smell. 420 00:23:18,515 --> 00:23:21,101 I mean I want blood, sweat, and tears on these letters. 421 00:23:21,184 --> 00:23:26,189 I want brains and ectocasm and come spilled all over 'em ! 422 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,565 Hallelujah! 423 00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:33,195 And now, all my horny listeners... 424 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,655 get one hand free, because... 425 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,450 Yes, the "eat me, beat me" lady is back. 426 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,536 "Come in. 427 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:45,956 "Every night, you enter me like a criminal. 428 00:23:46,081 --> 00:23:47,249 "You break into my brain... 429 00:23:47,374 --> 00:23:50,085 "but you're no ordinary criminal. 430 00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,337 "You put your feet up and you pop a Pepsi... 431 00:23:53,504 --> 00:23:56,590 "you start to party, you turn up my stereo... 432 00:23:56,632 --> 00:23:59,218 "songs l've never heard, but I move anyway. 433 00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:01,678 "You get me crazy. I say do it. 434 00:24:01,803 --> 00:24:03,638 "I don't care what. Just do it. 435 00:24:03,763 --> 00:24:06,766 "Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard." 436 00:24:14,106 --> 00:24:15,357 I like that. 437 00:24:17,484 --> 00:24:18,568 Talk hard. 438 00:24:21,112 --> 00:24:24,948 I like the idea that a voice can just go somewhere... 439 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:27,367 uninvited... 440 00:24:27,492 --> 00:24:28,785 just kind of hang out... 441 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:32,372 like a dirty thought in a nice, clean mind. 442 00:24:32,455 --> 00:24:34,207 Maybe a thought is like a virus, you know? 443 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,334 lt can kill all the healthy thoughts... 444 00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:38,669 and just take over. 445 00:24:38,794 --> 00:24:41,296 That would be serious. 446 00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:43,465 That would be totally serious. 447 00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,800 Yeah. I know that all of my horny listeners... 448 00:24:45,883 --> 00:24:47,969 would love it if I would call up the "eat me, beat me" lady... 449 00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:49,178 but no! 450 00:24:50,304 --> 00:24:51,972 Because she never encloses her number. 451 00:24:52,139 --> 00:24:54,516 Tough luck, creepoid. 452 00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:57,143 Always the same red paper... 453 00:24:57,143 --> 00:25:00,146 the same beautiful black writing. 454 00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:06,985 Now, she's probably a lot like me-- 455 00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:08,487 a legend in her own mind. 456 00:25:12,073 --> 00:25:14,075 But you know what? 457 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:18,412 I bet in real life, she's probably not that wild. 458 00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:20,998 I bet she's kind of shy... 459 00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:24,375 like so many of us, briskly walking the halls... 460 00:25:25,877 --> 00:25:28,462 pretending to be late for some class... 461 00:25:28,546 --> 00:25:30,256 pretending to be distracted. 462 00:25:31,173 --> 00:25:35,469 Hey, poetry lady, are you really this cool? 463 00:25:35,677 --> 00:25:37,387 Are you out there? 464 00:25:37,554 --> 00:25:38,179 Are you listening? 465 00:25:38,388 --> 00:25:40,390 I'm always out here. 466 00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:44,685 I feel like I know you, and yet we'll never meet. 467 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,563 So be it. 468 00:25:48,772 --> 00:25:51,608 Here's a song from my close personal buddies back east-- 469 00:25:51,608 --> 00:25:53,776 The Beastie Boys. 470 00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,695 This is a song that was so controversial... 471 00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:57,780 they couldn't put it on their first album. 472 00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:59,448 Add a little night light. 473 00:26:01,491 --> 00:26:02,784 Well 474 00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:05,078 Chillin' at the corner this one time 475 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:07,580 Cool at the party, you're runnin' a line 476 00:26:07,663 --> 00:26:09,999 Smokin' my crack, sayin' my rhyme 477 00:26:10,082 --> 00:26:12,251 Countin' my pack just to pass the time 478 00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:14,711 Many young girls do some base 479 00:26:14,795 --> 00:26:17,380 Her boyfriend Pete, he was on my case 480 00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:18,506 Took him to the place 481 00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:20,133 Threw the mattress in his face 482 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,885 Got homeboy in his fuckin' face 483 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:29,099 I just love being the rap king of Arizona. 484 00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:31,684 I don't know. 485 00:26:31,684 --> 00:26:33,770 Drugs are out. Sex is out. 486 00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:36,522 Politics are out. Everything is on hold. 487 00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:39,608 We definitely need something new. 488 00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:41,777 I just keep waiting for some new voice... 489 00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:45,071 to come out of somewhere and just say, "Hey!" 490 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,115 "Wait a second. What is wrong with this picture? 491 00:26:48,199 --> 00:26:50,784 "Just take a look around." 492 00:26:52,036 --> 00:26:54,705 Maybe this is the answer to everything. 493 00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:57,707 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? 494 00:27:00,835 --> 00:27:02,086 "Dear Hard Harry... 495 00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:04,380 "do you think I should kill myself?" 496 00:27:05,464 --> 00:27:06,590 Great. 497 00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:11,594 Signed "I'm Serious." 498 00:27:11,886 --> 00:27:15,431 And, of course, there is a number here. 499 00:27:15,723 --> 00:27:17,433 Now, look... 500 00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:28,025 Hello. Serious? 501 00:27:29,777 --> 00:27:31,278 Are you OK? 502 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:36,283 I guess what I'm asking is, how serious are you? 503 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,868 Or how you gonna do it? 504 00:27:39,494 --> 00:27:41,913 I'm gonna blow my fuckin' head off. 505 00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:45,040 Well, do you have a gun? 506 00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,709 No, I'm gonna use my finger, genius. 507 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:54,215 All right, so, where's this gonna take place, huh? 508 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,508 Right here. 509 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,596 Where is this alleged gun? 510 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,639 Do you have it with you? 511 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,434 Did you at least write a note? 512 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,729 You have a reason, don't you? 513 00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,814 You're not gonna be one of those people... 514 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,066 who kills themselves, and nobody has any idea... 515 00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:15,525 why they did it, huh? 516 00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:18,444 That's why we need a note, pal. 517 00:28:18,945 --> 00:28:20,738 I'm all alone. 518 00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:26,034 Hey, look, maybe it's OK to be alone sometimes. 519 00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:28,537 I mean, I... 520 00:28:28,578 --> 00:28:30,038 Everybody's alone. 521 00:28:30,121 --> 00:28:31,706 You're not. 522 00:28:32,874 --> 00:28:35,126 I didn't talk to one person today... 523 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,586 not counting teachers. 524 00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:43,049 I sit alone every day, you know? 525 00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:46,052 Sit in the stairwell, eating my lunch, reading a book. 526 00:28:46,302 --> 00:28:48,054 What about you? 527 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,437 I hate that. 528 00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:00,273 Now I'm depressed. 529 00:29:01,232 --> 00:29:02,441 Now I feel like killing myself... 530 00:29:02,525 --> 00:29:05,444 but luckily, I'm too depressed to bother. 531 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:13,076 Great. He's got the phone off the hook now. 532 00:29:13,242 --> 00:29:17,246 Rejected again. That's OK, I'm used to it. 533 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,789 Terminal loneliness. 534 00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,503 People always think they know who a person is... 535 00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:26,796 but they're always wrong. 536 00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:29,298 Eats lunch on stairs. 537 00:29:29,757 --> 00:29:32,759 Parents have no idea. 538 00:29:32,926 --> 00:29:35,220 Mine had me tested because I sit... 539 00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:39,932 alone in my room all day, naked, wearing only a cock ring. 540 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,647 lt really bugs me. 541 00:29:46,772 --> 00:29:49,816 Everyone thinks they know how a person should be. 542 00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:53,236 Who cares how I should be, you know? 543 00:29:53,653 --> 00:29:56,822 ln real life, I could be that anonymous nerd... 544 00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:59,158 sitting across from you in chem lab... 545 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:02,744 staring at you so hard, and... 546 00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:10,334 Then when you turn around, he tries to smile... 547 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:15,046 but the smile just comes out all wrong. 548 00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:17,090 You just think, "How pathetic." 549 00:30:20,176 --> 00:30:21,844 Then he just looks away. 550 00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,557 He never looks back at you again. 551 00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:33,187 Ah, hey. 552 00:30:33,229 --> 00:30:35,940 Who cares? That's my motto. 553 00:30:38,817 --> 00:30:41,528 Well, sleep tight, Cheryl. 554 00:30:41,737 --> 00:30:43,947 Sleep tight, Miss Refinements. 555 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:47,366 Sleep tight, poetry lady. 556 00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:53,330 Sleep tight, Mr. Serious. 557 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:59,043 Maybe you'll feel better tomorrow. 558 00:31:05,049 --> 00:31:08,510 Hey, what's a cock ring? lt sounds cool. 559 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:09,636 How should I know? 560 00:31:09,719 --> 00:31:12,472 Maybe it's a ring with a cock on it. 561 00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,348 But he said he was wearing it. 562 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:48,378 How much you want for it? 563 00:31:48,545 --> 00:31:49,671 Five bucks each. 564 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:30,874 Like your school, for example. 565 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:32,750 How come it wins all of these awards... 566 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:34,544 and yet students are dropping out like flies? 567 00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:36,087 Why is that, Mr. Deaver? 568 00:32:36,378 --> 00:32:38,839 My listeners are wondering about your participation... 569 00:32:38,964 --> 00:32:40,090 What is this? 570 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,091 I don't know, sir. 571 00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:42,801 Is that your tape? Whose tape is this? 572 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:43,677 I don't know, sir. 573 00:32:43,677 --> 00:32:44,844 I looked around, and someone had slipped that on. 574 00:32:45,386 --> 00:32:47,263 You know, people, this dancing is a privilege... 575 00:32:47,388 --> 00:32:49,390 and it'll be taken away if it's abused. 576 00:32:49,473 --> 00:32:50,975 You understand that? 577 00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,245 What? What are you lookin' at? 578 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,223 You got a stick of gum? 579 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,476 "Blackjack." 580 00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:48,108 You really as horny as a ten-peckered owl? 581 00:33:54,489 --> 00:33:56,740 Hi. My name's Nora. 582 00:33:56,907 --> 00:33:57,908 What's yours? 583 00:33:58,575 --> 00:33:59,493 Mark. 584 00:34:01,411 --> 00:34:03,997 Well, hi, Mark. 585 00:34:05,707 --> 00:34:07,583 Listen, I was gonna cut fourth period. 586 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,211 You want to join me for a smoke in the art supply room? 587 00:34:10,419 --> 00:34:13,088 No, I can't. I gotta go. Sorry. 588 00:34:14,047 --> 00:34:15,423 Sorry. 589 00:34:20,094 --> 00:34:22,179 Boy, these damn tapes keep popping up all over the place. 590 00:34:22,263 --> 00:34:23,681 They were playing this out in the alcove. 591 00:34:24,473 --> 00:34:25,724 Who is this guy, anyway? 592 00:34:25,724 --> 00:34:27,184 Every day there's more graffiti. 593 00:34:27,476 --> 00:34:29,728 I don't know, but he's sure turning the school upside-down. 594 00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:33,189 Has anyone seen Luis Chavez? 595 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:34,273 He wasn't in my class today. 596 00:34:34,774 --> 00:34:35,691 Mine, either. 597 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:36,484 Listen to this. 598 00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:40,404 ...a memo, written by one Mr. David Deaver... 599 00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:42,614 guidance counselor extraordinaire... 600 00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:45,283 to one Miss Loretta Creswood, high school principal. 601 00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,743 "I find Cheryl..." 602 00:34:46,868 --> 00:34:48,286 Turn that off. 603 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,789 I have an announcement to make. 604 00:35:00,713 --> 00:35:04,008 I have some very upsetting news. 605 00:35:08,303 --> 00:35:10,180 Last night... 606 00:35:10,305 --> 00:35:12,265 one of our students... 607 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,892 Malcolm Kaiser... 608 00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:16,394 took his own life. 609 00:35:17,603 --> 00:35:19,855 For those of you who knew him... 610 00:35:19,855 --> 00:35:25,109 there will be a memorial service at Dempsey Hall on Friday. 611 00:35:25,276 --> 00:35:26,110 I know it hurts. 612 00:35:27,445 --> 00:35:30,114 It's painful to lose someone. 613 00:35:30,823 --> 00:35:31,699 Six, seven, eight 614 00:35:32,032 --> 00:35:33,200 We've got spirit 615 00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,409 Yes, we do 616 00:35:34,493 --> 00:35:35,702 We've got spirit 617 00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,787 How 'bout you? 618 00:35:48,588 --> 00:35:50,006 We've got spirit 619 00:35:50,131 --> 00:35:51,216 Yes, we do 620 00:35:51,424 --> 00:35:52,717 We've got spirit 621 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,719 How 'bout you? 622 00:36:59,692 --> 00:37:02,903 You're the voice crying out in the wilderness. 623 00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,780 You're the voice that makes my brain burn... 624 00:37:04,947 --> 00:37:07,199 and my guts go gooey. 625 00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:09,117 Yeah, you gut me. 626 00:37:09,201 --> 00:37:12,620 My insides spill on your altar and tell the future. 627 00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:16,415 My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature. 628 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:20,627 I know you-- not your name, but your game. 629 00:37:20,711 --> 00:37:22,921 I know the true you. 630 00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:25,506 Come to me, or I'll come to you. 631 00:37:25,798 --> 00:37:27,216 So, you are him. 632 00:37:29,802 --> 00:37:32,304 Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything. 633 00:37:33,430 --> 00:37:35,098 Aren't you going to ask who I am? 634 00:37:35,307 --> 00:37:36,808 No, I don't think so. No. 635 00:37:37,726 --> 00:37:39,936 I'm the "eat me, beat me" lady. 636 00:37:40,478 --> 00:37:42,021 You don't believe me? 637 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:47,192 I know you-- not your name, but your game. 638 00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:48,485 I know the true you. 639 00:37:49,319 --> 00:37:53,448 Come to me, or I'll come to you. 640 00:37:56,992 --> 00:37:59,995 Hey, relax. I'm not really like that except when I am. 641 00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:02,330 Look, I really can't handle this right now, OK? 642 00:38:02,622 --> 00:38:06,042 It's not your fault. I was listening last night. 643 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,044 I didn't think he'd go through with it. 644 00:38:16,676 --> 00:38:19,345 We heard about Malcolm Kaiser. 645 00:38:19,512 --> 00:38:20,847 We're just wondering if you knew him. 646 00:38:23,724 --> 00:38:25,351 No, not really. 647 00:38:27,102 --> 00:38:28,687 I'm going to ask you something. 648 00:38:29,187 --> 00:38:31,106 Your mother and l have been talking... 649 00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:32,232 and I guess we realized that-- 650 00:38:32,357 --> 00:38:34,525 Mark, basically, we thought... 651 00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:37,152 that you might benefit from seeing a psychiatrist. 652 00:38:37,444 --> 00:38:38,654 Is it that obvious? 653 00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:41,198 No, honey, of course not. We think you're perfect. 654 00:38:41,365 --> 00:38:44,659 lt just seems that here you're so sad and lonely all the time. 655 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,036 And we want you to feel good about yourself. 656 00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:49,205 You have friends in New York, hon. 657 00:38:49,372 --> 00:38:50,956 Are you trying to meet people here at all? 658 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,958 lt was never-- 659 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,167 I know this sounds stupid... 660 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:57,379 but have you ever just walked up to a girl here and said hi? 661 00:38:57,670 --> 00:38:59,714 Look, the girls here, they're different. 662 00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:00,965 I can't talk to them. 663 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,216 How are they different? 664 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:04,510 I was talking to your English teacher today-- 665 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,844 Come on, Dad, please. 666 00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:08,430 It's creepy enough there without you snooping around. 667 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,724 She says that you've got a great promise as a writer... 668 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,976 but that you're having trouble concentrating. 669 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,645 So, when is Johnny going to concentrate, huh? 670 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,398 Get happy, get a girlfriend... 671 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,441 and then write a best seller, huh? 672 00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,943 Fine! You don't listen. You don't talk to me. 673 00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,445 You hate everything. 674 00:39:25,653 --> 00:39:27,238 I can't talk to you people. 675 00:39:27,363 --> 00:39:28,781 I'm certainly not going to a shrink. 676 00:39:28,948 --> 00:39:31,950 Everybody's got problems, not just you... 677 00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:34,953 but you won't solve them if you don't communicate! 678 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,038 You've got to talk to somebody! 679 00:39:37,747 --> 00:39:39,123 OK, he's gone. 680 00:39:39,624 --> 00:39:42,543 He's gone back downstairs. 681 00:39:43,836 --> 00:39:46,130 And so, family and friends of Malcolm Kaiser... 682 00:39:46,255 --> 00:39:47,631 sadly come and go into the night... 683 00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:49,841 even as phantom DJ Hard Harry... 684 00:39:49,966 --> 00:39:54,387 prepares to broadcast anonymously from somewhere... 685 00:39:54,387 --> 00:39:56,806 in this formerly peaceful community. 686 00:39:57,056 --> 00:40:00,225 Shep Sheppard reporting live from Paradise Hills, Arizona. 687 00:40:00,475 --> 00:40:01,435 Back to you, Bill. 688 00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:03,228 Thank you, Shep, for that-- 689 00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:05,230 Yeah, back to you. 690 00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:32,462 lf it be your will 691 00:40:35,172 --> 00:40:37,967 That I speak no more 692 00:40:40,052 --> 00:40:42,721 And my voice be still 693 00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:47,767 As it was before 694 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:54,189 I will speak no more 695 00:40:54,231 --> 00:40:56,733 I shall abide 696 00:40:56,858 --> 00:40:58,234 Until 697 00:41:00,570 --> 00:41:03,364 I am spoken for 698 00:41:04,782 --> 00:41:07,242 lf it be your will 699 00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:21,755 You see, I never planned it like this. 700 00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:26,259 My dumb dad got me this shortwave radio set... 701 00:41:26,426 --> 00:41:29,720 so I could just speak to my friends back east. 702 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,473 But I couldn't reach anybody... 703 00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:35,809 so I just thought I was talking to nobody. 704 00:41:36,351 --> 00:41:39,145 But I imagine nobody listening. 705 00:41:39,145 --> 00:41:42,023 Maybe I imagine that one person out there. 706 00:41:42,857 --> 00:41:45,651 Anyway, one day I woke up... 707 00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:48,028 and I realized I was never going to be normal... 708 00:41:49,738 --> 00:41:51,030 so I said, "Fuck it." 709 00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:54,575 I said, "So be it..." 710 00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:58,662 and Happy Harry Hard-on was born. 711 00:41:59,246 --> 00:42:02,290 But I never meant to hurt anyone. 712 00:42:02,457 --> 00:42:04,250 Honestly... 713 00:42:04,876 --> 00:42:07,545 I never meant to hurt anyone. 714 00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,880 I'm sorry, Malcolm. 715 00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,424 I never said... 716 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:14,676 don't do it. 717 00:42:18,471 --> 00:42:19,681 I'm sorry. 718 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:25,978 Anyway...that's it. 719 00:42:26,436 --> 00:42:27,688 The show's over. 720 00:42:29,898 --> 00:42:31,483 I'm done. 721 00:42:31,691 --> 00:42:33,151 Stick a fork in me. 722 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,986 It's been grand. 723 00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:38,364 This is Hard Harry saying sayonara. 724 00:42:38,364 --> 00:42:39,948 Over and out. 725 00:42:40,699 --> 00:42:42,450 Come on, you can't do this. 726 00:42:43,076 --> 00:42:44,452 This is a joke, right? 727 00:42:44,911 --> 00:42:48,080 Come on, Harry, baby, don't stiff. 728 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:50,749 What am I doing? 729 00:42:54,669 --> 00:42:55,670 Fuck it. 730 00:42:59,173 --> 00:43:03,135 You hear about some kid, did something stupid-- 731 00:43:04,762 --> 00:43:06,054 something desperate. 732 00:43:07,389 --> 00:43:09,349 What possessed him? 733 00:43:09,474 --> 00:43:11,476 How could he do such a terrible thing? 734 00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:14,478 Well, come here. 735 00:43:14,562 --> 00:43:16,605 It's really quite simple, actually. 736 00:43:19,608 --> 00:43:22,986 Consider the life of a teenager, huh? 737 00:43:23,361 --> 00:43:25,989 You have parents and teachers telling you what to do. 738 00:43:26,155 --> 00:43:29,617 You have movies, magazines, and TV telling you what to do... 739 00:43:29,909 --> 00:43:32,453 but you know what you have to do. 740 00:43:33,162 --> 00:43:34,871 Your job, your purpose... 741 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,624 is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend... 742 00:43:37,665 --> 00:43:40,168 think up something great to do for the rest of your life. 743 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,754 What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? 744 00:43:44,797 --> 00:43:47,591 What if you're funny-looking and can't get a girlfriend? 745 00:43:47,883 --> 00:43:50,385 You see, no one wants to hear it. 746 00:43:52,387 --> 00:43:54,305 But the terrible secret... 747 00:43:56,765 --> 00:44:00,310 is that being young... 748 00:44:00,602 --> 00:44:04,481 is sometimes less fun than being dead. 749 00:44:05,106 --> 00:44:07,066 This is great. He's making it worse. 750 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,403 Suicide is wrong, but the interesting thing about it... 751 00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:13,780 is how uncomplicated it seems. 752 00:44:14,698 --> 00:44:16,157 You know? 753 00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:18,785 There you are, you got all these problems... 754 00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:23,747 swarming around in your brain, and here is one simple-- 755 00:44:23,914 --> 00:44:26,416 one incredibly simple solution. 756 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,461 I'm just surprised it doesn't happen every day around here. 757 00:44:29,628 --> 00:44:32,297 Now, they're going to say I said offing yourself was simple... 758 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:35,299 but no, no, no, it's not simple. 759 00:44:35,508 --> 00:44:38,177 Like everything else, you have to read the fine print. 760 00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:42,597 For instance, assuming that there is a Heaven... 761 00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,307 who would ever want to go there? 762 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:46,184 You know? I mean, think about it. 763 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:49,311 It's cool. You're sitting there up on this cloud. 764 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,688 It's nice, you know, it's quiet. 765 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,648 There's no teachers... 766 00:44:52,689 --> 00:44:54,691 there's no parents, but guess what? 767 00:44:55,108 --> 00:44:56,943 There's nothing to do. 768 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,695 It's fucking boring. 769 00:44:59,028 --> 00:45:01,489 Another thing to remember about suicide... 770 00:45:01,697 --> 00:45:03,407 is that it is not a pretty picture. 771 00:45:03,616 --> 00:45:05,492 First of all, you shit your shorts. 772 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:06,618 You know? 773 00:45:06,827 --> 00:45:08,412 So, there you are, dead. 774 00:45:08,703 --> 00:45:10,997 People are weeping over you, crying. 775 00:45:11,122 --> 00:45:14,625 Girls you never spoke to are saying, "Why? Why? Why?" 776 00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:16,836 And you have a load in your shorts. 777 00:45:16,961 --> 00:45:19,505 That's the way I see it. Sue me. 778 00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:22,340 Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this. 779 00:45:22,507 --> 00:45:25,385 They're saying that something is wrong with me... 780 00:45:25,510 --> 00:45:28,095 that I should be ashamed. 781 00:45:28,179 --> 00:45:29,972 Well... 782 00:45:30,139 --> 00:45:32,016 I'm sick of being ashamed. 783 00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,350 I mean, aren't you? 784 00:45:33,392 --> 00:45:34,935 Sick to death. 785 00:45:35,018 --> 00:45:38,146 I don't mind being dejected and rejected... 786 00:45:38,396 --> 00:45:40,314 but I'm not going to be ashamed about it. 787 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440 Hallelujah. 788 00:45:41,524 --> 00:45:42,775 At least pain is real. 789 00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:45,027 You look around, and you see nothing is real... 790 00:45:45,194 --> 00:45:47,195 but at least pain is real. 791 00:45:47,404 --> 00:45:49,322 Even this show isn't real. 792 00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:51,407 This isn't me. I'm using a voice disguiser. 793 00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:54,410 I'm a phony fuck just like my dad. 794 00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,120 Just like anybody. 795 00:45:56,203 --> 00:46:00,249 The real me is just as worried as the rest of you. 796 00:46:00,499 --> 00:46:02,626 They say I'm disturbed. 797 00:46:02,751 --> 00:46:04,794 Of course I'm disturbed! 798 00:46:04,961 --> 00:46:08,130 We're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not? 799 00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:10,674 Doesn't this blend of blindness and blandness... 800 00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:12,801 want to make you do something crazy? 801 00:46:12,926 --> 00:46:14,678 Then why not do something crazy? 802 00:46:14,761 --> 00:46:16,429 lt makes a hell of a lot more sense... 803 00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:18,431 than blowing your fucking brains out! 804 00:46:18,515 --> 00:46:20,224 Go nuts! Go crazy! 805 00:46:20,308 --> 00:46:21,726 Get creative! 806 00:46:21,976 --> 00:46:23,769 You got problems? You just chuck 'em. 807 00:46:23,811 --> 00:46:26,230 Nuke 'em ! They think you're moody? 808 00:46:26,355 --> 00:46:27,814 Make them think you're crazy. 809 00:46:28,106 --> 00:46:32,026 Make them think you might snap! They think you've got attitude? 810 00:46:32,026 --> 00:46:33,528 You show them some real attitude. 811 00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:35,321 I mean, go nuts! 812 00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:36,822 Get crazy! 813 00:46:36,947 --> 00:46:40,617 No more Mr. Nice Guy! 814 00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:44,329 Oh, God! 815 00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,334 God! Yeah! 816 00:47:08,809 --> 00:47:11,352 Happy Harry Hard-on! 817 00:48:05,567 --> 00:48:06,609 Time out. 818 00:48:21,122 --> 00:48:22,665 This is good. 819 00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:26,335 This is very, very interesting. 820 00:48:31,673 --> 00:48:34,133 Hi, it's me. You're on the air. 821 00:48:34,258 --> 00:48:37,052 Are you willing to tell my listeners... 822 00:48:37,136 --> 00:48:38,637 what you told me here in this letter? 823 00:48:38,762 --> 00:48:40,639 I think they're ready to handle it. 824 00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:42,432 I'm not ashamed. 825 00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:44,350 So, tell us what happened. 826 00:48:44,434 --> 00:48:47,436 This guy I knew, he invited me up to the ridge... 827 00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:51,273 and, well, I wasn't really sure why... 828 00:48:51,357 --> 00:48:53,650 but I was really happy, because he's pretty cool. 829 00:48:53,859 --> 00:48:56,528 He's an athlete and everything. 830 00:48:56,695 --> 00:48:59,656 First of all, when was this, and how old are you? 831 00:48:59,989 --> 00:49:01,115 Just before school. 832 00:49:01,324 --> 00:49:02,950 I'm sixteen. 833 00:49:03,159 --> 00:49:04,034 Go ahead. 834 00:49:08,705 --> 00:49:12,542 So, we get up there, we take off our shirts... 835 00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:14,710 and we start fooling around. 836 00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:19,756 And then, I sort of told him how much I liked him. 837 00:49:24,052 --> 00:49:25,970 He just smiled and said he knew it. 838 00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,597 Then he says... 839 00:49:27,763 --> 00:49:31,267 "Why don't we take our pants off and get a tan?" 840 00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:32,893 So I did it. 841 00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:36,896 But he stalled. 842 00:49:37,439 --> 00:49:38,731 Go ahead. 843 00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:42,026 And then two of his friends showed up... 844 00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:45,112 and they were drinking beer and laughing. 845 00:49:46,572 --> 00:49:50,075 And they took my clothes and threw them up in the trees. 846 00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:56,956 I didn't know what to do. 847 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,750 I started to cry, but... 848 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,752 they just laughed at me, so I stopped. 849 00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:07,256 Then they started calling me things... 850 00:50:07,423 --> 00:50:09,759 but I don't even care about that. 851 00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:12,261 I know I'm into guys, but... 852 00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:15,972 this was different. 853 00:50:16,765 --> 00:50:18,975 So, what did you do? 854 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:20,351 Everything. 855 00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:22,603 Everything they told me. 856 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:24,897 I'm calling the police. 857 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,773 Fraud, pornography-- 858 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,442 he is just using those poor kids. 859 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,445 That's the thirteenth call tonight. 860 00:50:32,695 --> 00:50:34,989 Sounds like kids bullshitting to me. 861 00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:36,574 I don't know. 862 00:50:36,657 --> 00:50:38,492 Things like that happen when you're a kid. 863 00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:39,993 You swallow it, Donny? 864 00:50:40,577 --> 00:50:42,996 I think you're forgetting what it's like when you're young. 865 00:50:43,038 --> 00:50:44,372 Come on, Shep. 866 00:50:44,581 --> 00:50:46,874 He got some kid to call in with some story they've concocted. 867 00:50:46,999 --> 00:50:48,042 lt isn't real. 868 00:50:48,376 --> 00:50:51,503 Who cares if it's real if the people are riveted? 869 00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:52,754 Let's go. 870 00:50:53,046 --> 00:50:56,758 No. People are rebroadcasting this thing over state lines. 871 00:50:56,883 --> 00:50:59,052 I think it's time to bring in the feds. 872 00:50:59,177 --> 00:51:00,761 This is FCC jurisdiction. 873 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:04,390 I feel bad that I didn't even do anything. 874 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:07,059 I didn't even say anything. 875 00:51:07,059 --> 00:51:09,769 Now he won't even talk to me. 876 00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:12,272 He won't even look at me. 877 00:51:12,397 --> 00:51:14,482 I'm pretty confused. 878 00:51:14,607 --> 00:51:15,566 Confused? 879 00:51:16,442 --> 00:51:17,610 You're not the one who's confused. 880 00:51:17,693 --> 00:51:20,404 You sound like you know exactly what's going on. 881 00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:23,281 lf anyone's confused, it's those guys out there. 882 00:51:23,406 --> 00:51:26,909 I know, but I think about him a lot. 883 00:51:26,993 --> 00:51:31,705 Sometimes I wonder why one person is born one way... 884 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,999 and another person is born another way. 885 00:51:38,378 --> 00:51:40,088 Are you there? 886 00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:45,926 So, I guess you think I'm a faggot wimp, right? 887 00:51:48,303 --> 00:51:51,306 I'm just thinking how strong people can be... 888 00:51:53,141 --> 00:51:56,977 and how everyone is alike in some way... 889 00:51:59,605 --> 00:52:02,816 and how everyone needs the same things. 890 00:52:02,899 --> 00:52:05,360 So, what are we going to do about all this? 891 00:52:05,652 --> 00:52:07,070 I don't know. 892 00:52:09,488 --> 00:52:11,782 That's the big question, isn't it, huh? 893 00:52:11,907 --> 00:52:14,117 I guess nobody knows, huh? 894 00:52:14,785 --> 00:52:17,120 Well, that's tough. I got to go. 895 00:52:17,495 --> 00:52:18,371 See you. 896 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:25,002 I guess we all got to go now. 897 00:52:25,085 --> 00:52:26,503 Good night, pal. 898 00:52:27,629 --> 00:52:29,089 Good night, friends. 899 00:53:40,610 --> 00:53:42,987 "Believe it or not, I care"? 900 00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:45,697 "Eight-thirty to three-thirty." What's that? 901 00:53:46,031 --> 00:53:48,867 It's some new hotline Deaver's setting up. 902 00:53:49,075 --> 00:53:50,368 Hey, it's eight-thirty in the morning... 903 00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:52,328 so I guess it's OK to kill myself. 904 00:53:52,370 --> 00:53:54,205 Oh, my God, it's after three-thirty... 905 00:53:54,372 --> 00:53:56,207 so I guess I'm totally fucked. 906 00:54:10,678 --> 00:54:12,221 What are you doing? 907 00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:15,515 Tramp. 908 00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:17,392 Bitch. 909 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,686 How's he getting this information? 910 00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:22,605 I want all the locks in the school changed. 911 00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:26,400 I want a list of every student with relatives on the staff. 912 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:29,402 Just found the graffiti on the roof of the cafeteria. 913 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,737 They're taking it down now. 914 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:31,905 What's it say? 915 00:54:31,988 --> 00:54:34,407 "Creswood's a maggot pus wad." 916 00:54:35,908 --> 00:54:37,701 Hey, are you the guy selling tapes of that guy? 917 00:54:37,826 --> 00:54:39,078 -Yeah. -How much? 918 00:54:39,244 --> 00:54:40,329 Five bucks each. 919 00:54:40,412 --> 00:54:41,580 All right, let me have it. 920 00:54:41,705 --> 00:54:43,707 -There you go. -Thanks, man. 921 00:54:43,998 --> 00:54:46,250 Selling pretzels, Donald? 922 00:54:46,292 --> 00:54:48,085 Nobody knows who he is. 923 00:54:48,211 --> 00:54:49,712 We don't believe you, Donald. 924 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,381 I swear to God. Nobody has any idea. 925 00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:56,509 Then you've got until the end of the day to get an idea. 926 00:54:56,635 --> 00:55:00,513 And don't forget-- your file is under review. 927 00:55:02,306 --> 00:55:05,225 You better bring all your enrollment files to my office. 928 00:55:13,399 --> 00:55:15,401 What did they do to you? 929 00:55:15,651 --> 00:55:17,027 -You Donald? -Yeah. 930 00:55:17,111 --> 00:55:18,112 I'm Joey. 931 00:55:18,112 --> 00:55:20,239 Can you get me into the P.A.? 932 00:55:25,994 --> 00:55:27,328 Stay hard! 933 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,917 All right! Yeah! 934 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,627 The truth is a virus! 935 00:55:41,424 --> 00:55:43,134 That's it for music in the alcove. 936 00:55:43,509 --> 00:55:45,427 And from now on... 937 00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:49,639 anyone caught defacing school property is expelled. 938 00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,349 David Deaver speaking 939 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:52,600 Who is this 940 00:55:52,684 --> 00:55:54,310 Who--who--who is this 941 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,062 You just hold on a minute there 942 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,939 David Deaver speaking 943 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,232 David Deaver speaking 944 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,651 What's happening? What's going on? 945 00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:03,943 It's Mr. Deaver. 946 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,237 David Deaver speaking 947 00:56:11,408 --> 00:56:12,910 Admit what 948 00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:14,244 lt won't stop. 949 00:56:14,328 --> 00:56:15,412 Turn the speaker system. 950 00:56:15,537 --> 00:56:17,038 Shut off the whole system. 951 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,248 We can't! 952 00:56:29,591 --> 00:56:32,343 Shut down the whole school. 953 00:56:37,348 --> 00:56:39,933 You just--you just 954 00:56:44,854 --> 00:56:46,314 -All right, Randy. -Check this out. 955 00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:48,649 You're the TV guy, right? Want to interview me? 956 00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:50,776 Because I was listening the first night it was on... 957 00:56:50,859 --> 00:56:51,860 and I'm amazing. 958 00:56:51,944 --> 00:56:52,736 Here. Plug it in. 959 00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:54,654 I used to go here, you know? 960 00:56:54,863 --> 00:56:56,948 But they kicked me out for no reason. 961 00:56:57,282 --> 00:56:58,324 Know what I'm saying? 962 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,577 Check it out. School colors, you know? 963 00:57:01,744 --> 00:57:03,287 It's instant pep rally. 964 00:57:03,329 --> 00:57:05,831 The smog's getting worse and worse in this town. 965 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,040 Go down on him. 966 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:08,959 Come here, you little-- 967 00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:10,752 Mr. Murdock. 968 00:57:11,002 --> 00:57:12,879 Can you direct me to the office? 969 00:57:12,962 --> 00:57:14,046 Come on! 970 00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:15,673 This is Shep Sheppard reporting live... 971 00:57:15,715 --> 00:57:18,258 from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High. 972 00:57:19,843 --> 00:57:20,969 Sit down. 973 00:57:21,344 --> 00:57:23,013 Anybody mind if I smoke? 974 00:57:23,346 --> 00:57:24,973 You do understand you're expelled. 975 00:57:25,348 --> 00:57:26,474 That's cool. 976 00:57:26,683 --> 00:57:28,976 I can quite legally expel you. 977 00:57:29,143 --> 00:57:32,438 Loretta, I'm already expelled. Don't you remember? 978 00:57:32,688 --> 00:57:35,023 You booted me out the first week for dress code. 979 00:57:35,357 --> 00:57:37,984 You're trespassing. How'd you like to be arrested? 980 00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:39,861 That's cool, too, you know? 981 00:57:40,028 --> 00:57:41,654 Because I told them cameras to wait. 982 00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:43,030 I got lots to tell them. 983 00:57:43,155 --> 00:57:45,115 Who's going to believe anything you say? 984 00:57:45,282 --> 00:57:47,451 Who's going to believe you? 985 00:57:47,534 --> 00:57:49,035 Maybe Harry might. 986 00:57:53,373 --> 00:57:54,582 What are you doing? 987 00:57:54,665 --> 00:57:57,126 It's cool. We're safe in here. 988 00:57:58,669 --> 00:57:59,670 Guess what I heard? 989 00:57:59,711 --> 00:58:00,879 What? 990 00:58:01,046 --> 00:58:03,173 That smug Paige Woodward... 991 00:58:03,173 --> 00:58:05,133 she burned up all her shit last night... 992 00:58:05,341 --> 00:58:07,176 right after you suggested it. 993 00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,553 ln her kitchen! 994 00:58:09,970 --> 00:58:13,390 Her precious pearls were flying like bullets. 995 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,393 Her dad was unthrilled. 996 00:58:18,353 --> 00:58:19,896 What? 997 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,230 This is out of control. 998 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,315 Yes! 999 00:58:23,482 --> 00:58:26,026 Students are requested to inform their parents... 1000 00:58:26,151 --> 00:58:28,028 of an emergency meeting tonight... 1001 00:58:28,153 --> 00:58:29,654 with the PTA and the school commissioner. 1002 00:58:29,988 --> 00:58:32,031 That's it. 1003 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,242 It's over. I just hope it isn't too late. 1004 00:58:35,451 --> 00:58:36,827 Just leave me alone, OK? 1005 00:58:36,952 --> 00:58:38,037 Please. 1006 00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:46,461 Oh, yes. D-D-David Deaver 1007 00:58:46,669 --> 00:58:48,462 And I really, really don't give a damn 1008 00:58:48,504 --> 00:58:50,172 I really don't know anything 1009 00:58:50,172 --> 00:58:51,548 Because I haven't got it 1010 00:58:51,757 --> 00:58:53,217 Have you guys listened to the Hard Harry show? 1011 00:58:53,342 --> 00:58:56,344 We would never, ever listen to trash like that. 1012 00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:57,554 He's obscene, dude. 1013 00:58:57,679 --> 00:58:58,930 Yo, Mom. 1014 00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:02,183 Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver 1015 00:59:17,363 --> 00:59:19,239 Is that box registered to a name? 1016 00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:21,033 Yes, of course that box is registered to a name... 1017 00:59:21,199 --> 00:59:22,742 but I can't give it out to you. 1018 00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:24,244 But you can to me. 1019 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:28,581 Yes, sir, I can do it for you. I will give it to you instantly. 1020 00:59:28,789 --> 00:59:31,792 That box is rented to Mr. Charles U. Farley... 1021 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:32,960 One-one-two-two Crescent. 1022 00:59:33,168 --> 00:59:34,878 But that's the address of the school. 1023 00:59:36,087 --> 00:59:38,047 Chuck U. Farley. 1024 00:59:38,464 --> 00:59:40,800 ln a follow up to Monday's tragic suicide... 1025 00:59:40,883 --> 00:59:42,927 we have a story on Paige Woodward... 1026 00:59:43,052 --> 00:59:45,179 who was a senior at the same high school... 1027 00:59:45,179 --> 00:59:47,180 who, apparently at the urging of the pirate DJ... 1028 00:59:47,264 --> 00:59:49,766 set off an explosion in her family's home. 1029 00:59:49,933 --> 00:59:52,185 Are you OK, Mark? 1030 00:59:52,268 --> 00:59:54,687 Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen. 1031 00:59:54,770 --> 00:59:56,022 Very funny, darling. 1032 00:59:56,147 --> 00:59:57,273 Listen to this. 1033 00:59:57,356 --> 00:59:59,316 ...still anonymous radio operator. 1034 00:59:59,483 --> 01:00:01,485 He's been charged with criminal solicitation... 1035 01:00:01,568 --> 01:00:03,778 in the suicide death of Malcolm Kaiser. 1036 01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:05,029 Elsewhere-- 1037 01:00:06,072 --> 01:00:09,033 Mark, have you ever listened to this character? 1038 01:00:09,158 --> 01:00:11,201 No, not exactly listened. 1039 01:00:11,285 --> 01:00:13,162 He's knocking the best school in the district... 1040 01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:14,579 and apparently, he goes there. 1041 01:00:15,956 --> 01:00:18,374 Well, it's not exactly the best school in the district. 1042 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,334 There are some problems with it. 1043 01:00:20,585 --> 01:00:22,461 I figure you don't rock the boat... 1044 01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,338 especially if you're sitting in it. 1045 01:00:24,463 --> 01:00:26,048 We should get going. I don't want to be late. 1046 01:00:30,677 --> 01:00:33,346 Come on, Mark. It's your father's big meeting. 1047 01:00:33,888 --> 01:00:34,889 Good evening. 1048 01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:37,016 On behalf of myself... 1049 01:00:37,057 --> 01:00:39,518 and the staff of Hubert Humphrey High... 1050 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:42,812 I would like to thank you for turning out in such numbers. 1051 01:00:43,188 --> 01:00:45,565 I congratulate you on your concerns. 1052 01:00:45,815 --> 01:00:47,900 Now, before we begin... 1053 01:00:47,984 --> 01:00:52,196 I would like to introduce our new school commissioner... 1054 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:55,073 fresh from several educational triumphs... 1055 01:00:55,282 --> 01:00:57,867 on the East Coast-- Brian Hunter. 1056 01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:04,707 Before I introduce the rest of our speakers-- 1057 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,583 Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood. 1058 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,543 Can we just skip the preliminaries... 1059 01:01:08,668 --> 01:01:10,378 and find out what you're doing about all this? 1060 01:01:11,045 --> 01:01:13,256 Well, when I introduce Mr. Deaver... 1061 01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:16,383 he'll talk about our new 24-hour hotline-- 1062 01:01:16,550 --> 01:01:19,052 Wait a minute. The kids who need the most help... 1063 01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:20,554 the ones with drug problems... 1064 01:01:20,887 --> 01:01:22,389 they don't go in for stuff like that. 1065 01:01:22,681 --> 01:01:25,058 I know kids. They just want to be happy. 1066 01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:26,809 Would you please sit down? 1067 01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:29,687 This radio person is the whole problem. 1068 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,272 Are we gonna allow this guy to be heard... 1069 01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:32,981 by anyone who can turn a dial? 1070 01:01:33,065 --> 01:01:34,399 Please, one at a time. 1071 01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:36,359 I work with teenage gangs in the city. 1072 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,403 I say we go after this guy. 1073 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:39,696 Remove him physically. 1074 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:40,905 Same old rhetoric! What are you doing-- 1075 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:44,366 Please! We can't have this kind of meeting. 1076 01:01:44,491 --> 01:01:45,951 This is not the way-- 1077 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:47,286 You'll all be heard. I promise. 1078 01:01:47,494 --> 01:01:50,413 Brian, this is my meeting. 1079 01:01:50,955 --> 01:01:53,541 That's the girl who blew up her kitchen last night. 1080 01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,211 My name is Paige Woodward... 1081 01:01:57,294 --> 01:01:59,296 and I have something to say to you people. 1082 01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:02,507 People are saying Harry is introducing bad things... 1083 01:02:02,674 --> 01:02:04,134 and encouraging bad things. 1084 01:02:04,217 --> 01:02:06,803 lt seems to me these things were already here. 1085 01:02:06,928 --> 01:02:08,221 Please go and sit. 1086 01:02:08,387 --> 01:02:10,097 My God, why don't you people listen? 1087 01:02:10,222 --> 01:02:12,057 He's trying to tell you there's something wrong... 1088 01:02:12,182 --> 01:02:13,517 with this school. 1089 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,726 Paige-- 1090 01:02:14,810 --> 01:02:17,604 Half the people here are on probation of some kind. 1091 01:02:17,687 --> 01:02:21,065 We're all really scared to be who we really are. 1092 01:02:21,315 --> 01:02:22,650 I am not perfect. 1093 01:02:22,983 --> 01:02:25,986 l've just been going through the motions of being perfect... 1094 01:02:26,111 --> 01:02:27,988 and inside, I am screaming! 1095 01:02:28,196 --> 01:02:30,824 Paige, you were a model student. 1096 01:02:31,824 --> 01:02:33,618 Why won't you listen? 1097 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,288 Let's hear what she has to say! 1098 01:02:37,371 --> 01:02:38,831 Paige, I want to hear what you have to say. 1099 01:02:38,831 --> 01:02:39,915 Do you know who he is? 1100 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,291 Are you prepared to do anything he says? 1101 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:43,710 Can you hear me? Don't listen to them ! 1102 01:02:43,835 --> 01:02:46,379 Don't listen to any of them ! Stay on! 1103 01:02:46,838 --> 01:02:48,589 Has this affected your school work? 1104 01:02:48,839 --> 01:02:50,841 Stand hard! 1105 01:02:51,008 --> 01:02:52,843 What do your parents think about this? 1106 01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:56,054 Are you on drugs? 1107 01:02:56,346 --> 01:02:58,223 Talk hard! 1108 01:03:03,727 --> 01:03:06,230 I got a lot of homework. I'm gonna take off, all right? 1109 01:03:06,730 --> 01:03:09,733 I know why you're really going home. 1110 01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:13,611 'Cause you want to listen to that show tonight, don't you? 1111 01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:52,562 Let's go. 1112 01:04:31,429 --> 01:04:32,805 What are you doing? 1113 01:04:35,558 --> 01:04:37,142 Those your letters? 1114 01:04:40,812 --> 01:04:42,898 You having fun? 1115 01:04:54,741 --> 01:04:56,618 Here. I took some of these off the wall for you. 1116 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:59,287 I mistakenly thought you might want them. 1117 01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:01,956 Thanks. 1118 01:05:03,624 --> 01:05:07,002 So I guess you're not going on tonight. 1119 01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:08,628 Brilliant. 1120 01:05:11,548 --> 01:05:14,133 Is this all just a game to you? 1121 01:05:14,509 --> 01:05:17,511 You can't just shout "fire" in a theater and walk out. 1122 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,931 You have a responsibility to the people who believe in you. 1123 01:05:21,139 --> 01:05:22,849 What is this? 1124 01:05:23,016 --> 01:05:24,559 Come on, say something. 1125 01:05:24,642 --> 01:05:26,311 Say anything! 1126 01:05:27,228 --> 01:05:28,771 Open your mouth and say... 1127 01:05:28,813 --> 01:05:30,606 "Get the hell out of here, bitch." 1128 01:05:30,814 --> 01:05:32,149 I can't. 1129 01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:33,984 You can't what? 1130 01:05:34,443 --> 01:05:36,987 I can't talk. 1131 01:05:37,153 --> 01:05:39,030 Sure you can talk. 1132 01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:41,324 I can't talk to you! 1133 01:05:51,624 --> 01:05:55,461 I got a letter from this guy who has a problem. 1134 01:05:55,836 --> 01:05:58,005 He can't talk. 1135 01:05:58,172 --> 01:06:01,550 I mean, he can talk, but never when he wants to-- 1136 01:06:01,633 --> 01:06:03,843 not to girls, not to people. 1137 01:06:04,469 --> 01:06:07,555 What did they say, around FM 92? 1138 01:06:10,349 --> 01:06:12,476 I can't believe it's as bad as they say. 1139 01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:15,770 He just opened up his mouth, and nothing came out. 1140 01:06:15,896 --> 01:06:21,025 Then this jerk finds somebody that he likes... 1141 01:06:21,234 --> 01:06:23,360 which is probably the worst thing that can happen... 1142 01:06:23,569 --> 01:06:26,155 to a person that can't talk. 1143 01:06:27,447 --> 01:06:30,033 I don't know what to tell this guy... 1144 01:06:30,158 --> 01:06:32,952 because lately, every time I give advice... 1145 01:06:33,036 --> 01:06:35,746 the fit hits the shan. 1146 01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:37,790 So... 1147 01:06:37,957 --> 01:06:40,959 I don't know. Maybe the... 1148 01:06:41,251 --> 01:06:44,337 best thing to do is just... 1149 01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:47,840 turn around... 1150 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,926 face the music... 1151 01:06:51,051 --> 01:06:53,011 and try to talk. 1152 01:06:58,558 --> 01:06:59,934 Fuck. 1153 01:07:02,353 --> 01:07:03,562 Damn it. Coming! 1154 01:07:03,604 --> 01:07:06,356 It's just us. We want to come in for a minute. 1155 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:10,151 Just give me a second here! 1156 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,488 Two seconds! 1157 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:17,157 Mark, unlock the door. 1158 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:20,869 Mark, can you hear us? 1159 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,871 We want to come in for a minute. 1160 01:07:22,954 --> 01:07:24,497 Open the goddamn door! 1161 01:07:24,789 --> 01:07:26,249 On my way! 1162 01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:32,171 Your mother and I have been out there for five minutes. 1163 01:07:32,296 --> 01:07:33,964 What the hell are you doing in here? 1164 01:07:34,506 --> 01:07:36,966 I was just reading. 1165 01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:39,469 Oh, come on, Mark. We heard you. 1166 01:07:39,552 --> 01:07:41,012 We heard you talking, all right? 1167 01:07:41,262 --> 01:07:43,055 Yeah. I was reading aloud. 1168 01:07:43,264 --> 01:07:46,350 Oh, come on. You really expect us to believe that? 1169 01:07:46,558 --> 01:07:48,685 OK, I'll tell you the truth. 1170 01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:51,187 He was talking to me. 1171 01:07:52,814 --> 01:07:56,067 Hi. I'm Nora Diniro. 1172 01:07:56,192 --> 01:07:57,693 Nice to meet you. 1173 01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:58,944 How do you do? 1174 01:07:59,194 --> 01:08:02,572 I was afraid you'd be mad I interrupted Mark's homework. 1175 01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:04,783 Oh, no. Not at all. 1176 01:08:04,866 --> 01:08:06,868 You don't know how happy we are to meet you. 1177 01:08:06,951 --> 01:08:08,035 Yeah. Really. 1178 01:08:08,661 --> 01:08:10,371 Well, listen, I gotta go... 1179 01:08:10,371 --> 01:08:13,081 but it was really nice to have met you. 1180 01:08:14,249 --> 01:08:15,333 Bye, Mark. 1181 01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:17,502 You don't have to go. It's all right. 1182 01:08:17,502 --> 01:08:18,628 Mark, she doesn't have to go. 1183 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,797 I'll see you tomorrow. 1184 01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:23,966 You've been a bad dog, haven't you? 1185 01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:25,676 You know, for a second there... 1186 01:08:25,759 --> 01:08:29,888 we actually thought you were that crazy DJ character. 1187 01:08:30,764 --> 01:08:33,891 Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad. 1188 01:08:34,225 --> 01:08:35,643 Right. Very funny. 1189 01:08:35,935 --> 01:08:38,604 Go get her. Come on. 1190 01:08:40,564 --> 01:08:43,066 That's my idea of homework. 1191 01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:54,618 Sorry about that, folks. Technical difficulties. 1192 01:08:55,619 --> 01:08:58,955 Happens all the time in professional radio. 1193 01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:03,209 Who do we have out there tonight? 1194 01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:07,671 The usual band of teenage malcontents? 1195 01:09:07,879 --> 01:09:09,297 I certainly hope so... 1196 01:09:09,798 --> 01:09:12,675 'cause Hard Harry's feeling kind of rude tonight. 1197 01:09:17,388 --> 01:09:19,848 And she's so pretty, too. 1198 01:09:20,015 --> 01:09:21,558 She sure is. 1199 01:09:21,641 --> 01:09:23,351 That little lech. 1200 01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:26,437 Well, like father, like son. 1201 01:09:27,146 --> 01:09:28,189 I feel good! 1202 01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:29,482 Damn! 1203 01:09:30,858 --> 01:09:33,235 Well, well, the big news. 1204 01:09:33,443 --> 01:09:36,738 Emergency PTA meeting to discuss yours truly! 1205 01:09:36,905 --> 01:09:39,240 Yes, all of the professionals have come out... 1206 01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:40,908 to talk about little old me... 1207 01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:42,952 and now they've all run home to tune in... 1208 01:09:43,077 --> 01:09:45,079 and listen to what they've all been talking about. 1209 01:09:45,162 --> 01:09:48,081 They say I am deluded... 1210 01:09:48,206 --> 01:09:50,959 demented...deranged! 1211 01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:52,710 Well, guess what I say! 1212 01:09:52,877 --> 01:09:54,879 So be it! 1213 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:57,256 Rise up in the cafeteria... 1214 01:09:57,423 --> 01:09:59,925 and stab them with your plastic forks! 1215 01:10:00,092 --> 01:10:02,969 I say flogging and flagellation for Miss Creswood! 1216 01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:05,847 She gets a hundred lashes for every single kid... 1217 01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:08,266 that she has hounded out of that fucking place! 1218 01:10:08,432 --> 01:10:11,685 I say down with all guidance counselors! 1219 01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:13,145 Make them work for a living! 1220 01:10:13,478 --> 01:10:14,938 I can't stay away from this man! 1221 01:10:15,105 --> 01:10:17,440 I gotta give him another call! 1222 01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:19,108 Here I come, Deav. 1223 01:10:21,277 --> 01:10:22,945 Hotline. Believe it or not, we care. 1224 01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:25,823 Hi, Believe lt or Not, this is Hard Harry... 1225 01:10:25,864 --> 01:10:29,409 and I would like the pleasure of speaking with Mr. Deaver. 1226 01:10:29,576 --> 01:10:32,203 Just a moment. I'll see if he's available. 1227 01:10:32,412 --> 01:10:35,581 I love it. They just put me on hold. 1228 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:39,001 I'm waiting for you. 1229 01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:41,670 You can run, but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver. 1230 01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:43,963 Waitin' for the Deav. 1231 01:10:44,172 --> 01:10:46,424 Hello, my young friend. 1232 01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:48,718 You're in on it, right, Mr. Deaver? 1233 01:10:48,801 --> 01:10:50,803 It's all over, son. 1234 01:10:50,844 --> 01:10:53,096 This phone call has been traced... 1235 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:57,183 and whoever you are, you're history. 1236 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,691 Well... 1237 01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:10,987 So be it. 1238 01:11:11,196 --> 01:11:14,115 Hallelujah. 1239 01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:30,212 Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run! 1240 01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:44,099 Don't worry about me. 1241 01:11:44,225 --> 01:11:45,768 I'm all right. 1242 01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,103 See, I'll bet what's happening out there... 1243 01:11:48,437 --> 01:11:52,232 is that the police are busting some poor little old couple... 1244 01:11:52,232 --> 01:11:55,192 unknowingly supplying me with my phone feed. 1245 01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:57,903 There's a phone line coming into the shed here. 1246 01:12:03,283 --> 01:12:04,951 There's the transmitter... 1247 01:12:05,118 --> 01:12:07,203 which means the receiver could be in any house... 1248 01:12:07,286 --> 01:12:08,913 within a thousand yards of here. 1249 01:12:09,205 --> 01:12:10,915 I am everywhere. 1250 01:12:11,123 --> 01:12:15,210 I am inside each and every single one of you. 1251 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:18,505 Just look in, and I will be there... 1252 01:12:18,796 --> 01:12:20,423 waving out at you... 1253 01:12:21,299 --> 01:12:22,633 naked... 1254 01:12:23,509 --> 01:12:25,177 wearing only a cock ring. 1255 01:12:29,806 --> 01:12:32,308 Time flies when you're on the run. 1256 01:12:32,767 --> 01:12:35,311 I'm gonna cut out now with this unusual song... 1257 01:12:35,436 --> 01:12:37,896 I'm dedicating to... 1258 01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:40,315 an unusual person... 1259 01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:43,193 who makes me feel kind of... 1260 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,153 unusual. 1261 01:13:02,209 --> 01:13:04,753 So many people 1262 01:13:05,879 --> 01:13:07,589 Come walking by 1263 01:13:09,216 --> 01:13:11,134 Looking so happy 1264 01:13:11,301 --> 01:13:14,428 When all I do is cry 1265 01:13:16,222 --> 01:13:19,183 I just wanna be 1266 01:13:19,224 --> 01:13:22,561 With somebody, too 1267 01:13:23,019 --> 01:13:26,606 What l'd give for a kiss 1268 01:13:26,856 --> 01:13:29,859 What am I gonna do 1269 01:13:30,317 --> 01:13:35,572 Why can't I fall in love 1270 01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:41,118 It's OK. You don't have to talk. 1271 01:13:42,953 --> 01:13:44,288 You don't have to say anything... 1272 01:13:44,538 --> 01:13:47,040 and you don't have to do anything... 1273 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,251 unless you want to. 1274 01:13:54,338 --> 01:13:57,299 You're so different. 1275 01:14:03,263 --> 01:14:04,848 I meant... 1276 01:14:05,014 --> 01:14:07,016 you're so fearless. 1277 01:14:10,853 --> 01:14:13,522 I wish I could be like you. 1278 01:14:13,647 --> 01:14:15,565 You are. 1279 01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:19,027 I wish... 1280 01:14:19,152 --> 01:14:21,821 I could say things to you. 1281 01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:23,572 You do. 1282 01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:28,994 Everything's so strange. 1283 01:14:34,457 --> 01:14:36,667 Maybe we're just crazy. 1284 01:14:37,835 --> 01:14:39,044 So be it. 1285 01:14:39,253 --> 01:14:42,506 And change where I'm at 1286 01:14:42,923 --> 01:14:45,466 But the same old questions 1287 01:14:45,925 --> 01:14:48,969 Keep flowing back 1288 01:14:50,679 --> 01:14:55,183 Why can't I fall in love 1289 01:14:57,519 --> 01:15:01,480 I know she's out there waiting 1290 01:15:01,606 --> 01:15:08,111 It's time to fall in love 1291 01:15:08,236 --> 01:15:10,071 And I know 1292 01:15:10,113 --> 01:15:12,365 Just how I feel 1293 01:15:12,448 --> 01:15:15,660 Give it up or give it all 1294 01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:18,245 Something tells me 1295 01:15:18,329 --> 01:15:21,540 This can be real 1296 01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:26,127 It's the cops. 1297 01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:29,463 It's OK. I think they're just dropping off my neighbor. 1298 01:15:38,638 --> 01:15:39,806 So... 1299 01:15:40,056 --> 01:15:42,808 are you really wearing a cock ring? 1300 01:15:43,184 --> 01:15:45,352 l've never even seen one. 1301 01:15:46,812 --> 01:15:49,231 I read about 'em in a magazine. 1302 01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:50,648 Maybe I don't believe you. 1303 01:15:50,774 --> 01:15:52,650 What are you doing? I have neighbors. 1304 01:15:52,817 --> 01:15:54,152 Stop! 1305 01:15:57,363 --> 01:16:00,866 So you can talk when you want to. 1306 01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:03,368 Yes, I can. 1307 01:16:03,451 --> 01:16:07,205 I know she's out there waiting 1308 01:16:07,205 --> 01:16:10,666 It's time, it's time 1309 01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:13,919 Why can't I fall in love 1310 01:16:14,753 --> 01:16:19,382 Maybe we should pause for station identification. 1311 01:16:21,551 --> 01:16:22,927 I gotta go. 1312 01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:31,059 Why can't I fall in love again 1313 01:16:31,226 --> 01:16:34,937 I know she's out there waiting 1314 01:16:36,188 --> 01:16:39,066 It's three days since the death of Malcolm Kaiser... 1315 01:16:39,233 --> 01:16:41,735 and state and local officials still have little idea... 1316 01:16:41,818 --> 01:16:44,487 of the identity of this so-called Hard Harry... 1317 01:16:44,696 --> 01:16:49,116 although many are convinced he is a student at this school. 1318 01:17:11,845 --> 01:17:13,721 You OK? 1319 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:20,686 You? 1320 01:18:38,087 --> 01:18:40,922 This is deep. Your message is out there. 1321 01:18:41,089 --> 01:18:42,507 "The truth is a virus." 1322 01:18:42,591 --> 01:18:43,717 Oh, God. 1323 01:18:45,969 --> 01:18:48,763 Jesus, this whole thing is making me ill. 1324 01:18:49,096 --> 01:18:50,472 Mark, what is with you? 1325 01:18:50,973 --> 01:18:52,891 Look, Nora, last night was a mistake. 1326 01:18:52,933 --> 01:18:54,976 I'm not going on anymore. It's over. 1327 01:18:55,185 --> 01:18:57,270 -But you're so close. -Close to what? 1328 01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,188 To getting your message out. 1329 01:18:59,397 --> 01:19:01,482 This is my life you're screwing around with here. 1330 01:19:01,774 --> 01:19:03,901 Not anymore, it isn't. This is everyone's life. 1331 01:19:04,109 --> 01:19:06,486 You can't leave it like this. People are confused. 1332 01:19:06,695 --> 01:19:07,821 Well, so am l. 1333 01:19:08,113 --> 01:19:09,489 The thing's fucked up! It's crazy! 1334 01:19:09,781 --> 01:19:13,201 No. The world is fucked up, just like you said. 1335 01:19:13,451 --> 01:19:16,495 Don't you see that you're the voice? 1336 01:19:16,579 --> 01:19:18,497 You're the voice you were waiting for. 1337 01:19:18,706 --> 01:19:20,582 You're completely nuts. 1338 01:19:23,001 --> 01:19:25,503 Yeah, well, you make me nuts. 1339 01:19:31,842 --> 01:19:32,801 Excuse me. 1340 01:19:33,010 --> 01:19:35,178 Young lady, would you come along with us? 1341 01:19:35,428 --> 01:19:38,389 Donald, come along. Miss Diniro. 1342 01:19:38,515 --> 01:19:40,099 Come along with us, please. 1343 01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:41,684 What are we being busted for? 1344 01:19:41,809 --> 01:19:43,978 We check your files, we'll see. 1345 01:19:44,103 --> 01:19:45,437 Come along. 1346 01:19:47,022 --> 01:19:49,441 No, Brian, everything is under control. 1347 01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:51,568 l've just ordered psychiatric evaluations... 1348 01:19:51,734 --> 01:19:55,571 on a couple of the key troublemakers, and l-- 1349 01:19:55,696 --> 01:19:59,533 I can do whatever I like. It's my school, Commissioner. 1350 01:19:59,575 --> 01:20:00,826 No, you're not coming over here. 1351 01:20:00,993 --> 01:20:03,411 lt would only upset me more. Good-bye. 1352 01:20:04,037 --> 01:20:05,121 Well... 1353 01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:07,540 shall we have a look at these files? 1354 01:20:07,582 --> 01:20:11,001 Or shall we discuss the identity of our DJ friend? 1355 01:20:14,421 --> 01:20:16,715 No more Mr. Nice Guy! 1356 01:20:16,923 --> 01:20:18,299 Oh, God! 1357 01:20:18,383 --> 01:20:21,427 Kick out the jams, motherfuckers! 1358 01:20:24,513 --> 01:20:27,307 Don't push me, people. You understand that? 1359 01:20:32,186 --> 01:20:35,856 They got forced to take me back. 1360 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,691 Where you going? 1361 01:20:37,775 --> 01:20:38,984 Yo, I'm putting this up. 1362 01:20:39,109 --> 01:20:40,319 Get off the campus. 1363 01:20:40,485 --> 01:20:41,653 Put it on my desk. 1364 01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:43,405 You're not supposed to be here. 1365 01:20:43,488 --> 01:20:45,323 What's the matter, Murdock? You're getting so tense. 1366 01:20:45,490 --> 01:20:47,408 You're not supposed to be here. 1367 01:20:47,492 --> 01:20:49,368 I'm a big fan of yours. 1368 01:20:49,493 --> 01:20:50,786 Can I get an autograph? 1369 01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:56,333 Stop! That's enough! 1370 01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,084 What's wrong with you? 1371 01:20:58,168 --> 01:20:59,502 He was beating up students. 1372 01:20:59,627 --> 01:21:01,504 -What's wrong with this school? -Control yourself. 1373 01:21:01,671 --> 01:21:03,339 I will not! I want an answer! 1374 01:21:03,422 --> 01:21:05,007 Or suffer the consequences. 1375 01:21:05,174 --> 01:21:06,633 What are you talking about? 1376 01:21:06,884 --> 01:21:09,678 I'm talking about your dismissal. 1377 01:21:31,822 --> 01:21:34,241 l've been looking all over for you. 1378 01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:37,786 I just wanted to apologize for saying that you were nuts. 1379 01:21:38,036 --> 01:21:39,120 Forget it. 1380 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,330 Look... 1381 01:21:41,414 --> 01:21:43,624 FCC. You know what that means? 1382 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,794 Yeah, it means Federal Communications Commission. 1383 01:21:47,878 --> 01:21:50,922 They can drive around and triangulate... 1384 01:21:51,089 --> 01:21:53,633 wherever the hell the radio signal's coming from. 1385 01:21:54,091 --> 01:21:56,427 Yes, I know exactly what it means. 1386 01:21:56,635 --> 01:21:58,929 So fuck it, right? I mean it's over. 1387 01:21:59,054 --> 01:22:01,515 Frankly, I don't even give a shit anymore. 1388 01:22:02,057 --> 01:22:03,475 What the hell's wrong? 1389 01:22:07,436 --> 01:22:09,730 I just got expelled. 1390 01:22:11,023 --> 01:22:13,192 What the hell are you talking about? 1391 01:22:13,442 --> 01:22:15,735 I'm failing math. 1392 01:22:17,529 --> 01:22:19,197 They can't kick you out for that. 1393 01:22:19,322 --> 01:22:21,324 l've been cutting classes, and I'm way over the limit. 1394 01:22:21,532 --> 01:22:22,908 They didn't tell me till now. 1395 01:22:23,117 --> 01:22:25,035 So that just deserves a suspension, right? 1396 01:22:25,327 --> 01:22:28,205 Well, then I said "fuck you" to Creswood. 1397 01:22:28,622 --> 01:22:30,540 You should have seen her face. 1398 01:22:30,749 --> 01:22:32,625 She was so happy, she said thank you. 1399 01:22:33,334 --> 01:22:35,002 This school sucks! 1400 01:22:35,503 --> 01:22:36,796 Jesus Christ. 1401 01:22:36,879 --> 01:22:39,339 I don't even care-- No, just leave it alone! 1402 01:22:39,506 --> 01:22:41,716 There's nothing you can do about it. 1403 01:22:44,344 --> 01:22:46,346 Hunter, wait a minute! 1404 01:22:46,763 --> 01:22:50,849 I just wanted to say good-bye... 1405 01:22:51,517 --> 01:22:53,018 and good luck. 1406 01:22:53,227 --> 01:22:54,436 Why? 1407 01:22:54,728 --> 01:22:57,188 I was fired. I made a mistake. 1408 01:22:57,355 --> 01:22:59,148 I thought I could change things. 1409 01:22:59,357 --> 01:23:01,359 I forgot you don't rock the boat. 1410 01:23:01,692 --> 01:23:03,652 Especially when you're in it. 1411 01:23:04,403 --> 01:23:06,196 Come on, chin up. 1412 01:23:15,121 --> 01:23:17,039 Loretta, what in the hell's happening here? 1413 01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:18,749 It's the troublemakers. 1414 01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:21,918 You can't run a top school with troublemakers in the mix. 1415 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:24,379 OK, so what exactly is a troublemaker? 1416 01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:27,548 Someone who has no interest in education. 1417 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,509 Come on, that includes every teenager I know. 1418 01:23:30,843 --> 01:23:32,136 Can't you understand... 1419 01:23:32,219 --> 01:23:34,930 that nothing is more important than a good education? 1420 01:23:35,138 --> 01:23:37,140 Except the basic right to it. 1421 01:23:38,641 --> 01:23:40,059 The point is... 1422 01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:44,355 I have the highest average S.A.T. scores in the state. 1423 01:23:44,772 --> 01:23:46,064 Yeah, but how? 1424 01:23:46,106 --> 01:23:48,066 I stand by my record. 1425 01:24:14,965 --> 01:24:16,132 There he is. Mr. Watts. 1426 01:24:16,216 --> 01:24:18,635 Shep Sheppard, Channel Six news here. 1427 01:24:20,053 --> 01:24:21,137 Good evening. 1428 01:24:22,847 --> 01:24:25,557 How does Washington intend to deal with this situation? 1429 01:24:25,766 --> 01:24:28,226 We at the FCC feel that democracy is all about... 1430 01:24:28,477 --> 01:24:31,229 protecting the rights of the ordinary citizen. 1431 01:24:31,479 --> 01:24:34,273 Unregulated radio would result in programming... 1432 01:24:34,482 --> 01:24:36,150 of the lowest common denominator... 1433 01:24:36,442 --> 01:24:38,485 the rule of the mob. 1434 01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:42,239 This is vandalism, not free expression. 1435 01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:19,062 Hey, NBC's here, and if he goes on... 1436 01:25:19,188 --> 01:25:20,772 they're gonna rebroadcast him nationally. 1437 01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:22,857 There's no way he can go on. It's too risky. 1438 01:25:23,066 --> 01:25:24,943 Oh, God, come on. 1439 01:26:16,154 --> 01:26:19,657 OK, everybody, ten seconds till Happy Harry Hard-on. 1440 01:26:20,867 --> 01:26:22,868 Eight, seven... 1441 01:26:22,952 --> 01:26:25,162 six, five, four... 1442 01:26:25,371 --> 01:26:27,456 three, two, one. 1443 01:26:37,298 --> 01:26:40,050 Come on. We're right here waiting for you right now. 1444 01:27:01,861 --> 01:27:03,279 You OK? 1445 01:27:03,946 --> 01:27:06,156 Yeah, fine, great. 1446 01:27:06,365 --> 01:27:07,783 Never been better. 1447 01:27:10,618 --> 01:27:12,620 We started something here. 1448 01:27:12,662 --> 01:27:13,579 We? 1449 01:27:13,871 --> 01:27:15,831 All right, I started it, but... 1450 01:27:16,082 --> 01:27:19,460 now I need your help to finish it. 1451 01:27:22,379 --> 01:27:25,590 Nora, I need you. 1452 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:29,135 Well, it's about time. 1453 01:27:30,302 --> 01:27:32,304 I've got something to show you. 1454 01:27:33,388 --> 01:27:36,474 Is it bigger than a baby's arm? 1455 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,769 No. It's outside. 1456 01:27:43,689 --> 01:27:45,149 It's my mom's Jeep. 1457 01:27:45,357 --> 01:27:47,609 She kind of loaned it to me. 1458 01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:50,862 Who did all this? 1459 01:27:50,987 --> 01:27:53,489 Me and Radio Shack. 1460 01:27:57,159 --> 01:27:59,620 You have driven a Jeep before, right? 1461 01:28:01,872 --> 01:28:07,001 Everybody knows 1462 01:28:07,168 --> 01:28:10,754 Everybody knows 1463 01:28:11,797 --> 01:28:15,050 That's the way the story goes 1464 01:28:17,761 --> 01:28:19,304 Got him. 1465 01:28:20,805 --> 01:28:23,891 You know, personally, I had hoped that we'd get... 1466 01:28:24,016 --> 01:28:26,727 to hear him a little bit before they nab him. 1467 01:28:26,768 --> 01:28:30,021 Be interesting to see how hard he is then. 1468 01:28:31,606 --> 01:28:33,733 Hi, Dad, happy birthday 1469 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,985 I'm in jail 1470 01:28:36,193 --> 01:28:38,028 Jail 1471 01:28:38,070 --> 01:28:39,780 Hello, Dad 1472 01:28:39,905 --> 01:28:41,114 I'm in jail 1473 01:28:41,198 --> 01:28:43,408 Hello, Dad 1474 01:28:43,491 --> 01:28:45,410 I'm in jail 1475 01:28:45,493 --> 01:28:46,577 Hi, Dad 1476 01:28:46,786 --> 01:28:49,622 I'm calling you from jail 1477 01:28:49,705 --> 01:28:50,789 Hi, Dad 1478 01:28:50,915 --> 01:28:52,875 Happy birthday 1479 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,918 I'm in jail 1480 01:28:55,001 --> 01:28:56,878 Jail, jail 1481 01:28:57,087 --> 01:28:59,172 Hello, Dad. We're going to jail. 1482 01:28:59,422 --> 01:29:00,882 Say hi to Mom ! 1483 01:29:01,882 --> 01:29:03,092 I like it here 1484 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,010 It's nice, I like it 1485 01:29:05,302 --> 01:29:08,305 Hi, folks. Seems we have a new listener tonight-- 1486 01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:09,889 Mr. Watts of the FCC. 1487 01:29:10,181 --> 01:29:12,433 My favorite person and yours, too, I know. 1488 01:29:12,684 --> 01:29:14,894 Hi, Arthur, thanks for coming out. 1489 01:29:15,102 --> 01:29:17,396 Well, thank you for coming out. 1490 01:29:17,730 --> 01:29:19,481 Imagine, a fucking political hack... 1491 01:29:19,648 --> 01:29:22,484 being in charge of free speech in America. 1492 01:29:22,651 --> 01:29:24,486 I'll bet Watts was the guy who took names in high school... 1493 01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,321 when the teacher was absent. 1494 01:29:26,487 --> 01:29:28,864 This is the problem with free speech. 1495 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,324 Would you cut that thing, please? 1496 01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:33,202 He's the kind of phony in politics who wears a wig. 1497 01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:34,911 Would you just turn the damn thing off? 1498 01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:35,704 Christ. 1499 01:29:50,508 --> 01:29:51,634 He's obviously moving. 1500 01:29:51,843 --> 01:29:53,636 Just pull over everything on wheels. 1501 01:29:53,803 --> 01:29:56,180 Welcome to Radio Free America. 1502 01:29:56,347 --> 01:29:57,890 America's ready, I'm ready. 1503 01:29:58,015 --> 01:30:01,685 I want a million voices crying out in the wilderness. 1504 01:30:01,726 --> 01:30:03,645 Jesus, let's get serious. 1505 01:30:14,029 --> 01:30:16,531 Hello. Hello, anyone. 1506 01:30:16,656 --> 01:30:18,116 This is Arthur Watts. 1507 01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:20,368 I am under siege. 1508 01:30:20,701 --> 01:30:22,912 Maybe Mr. Watts can shed some light... 1509 01:30:23,037 --> 01:30:26,248 on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students. 1510 01:30:26,331 --> 01:30:29,042 Luis Chavez, age fifteen... 1511 01:30:29,084 --> 01:30:31,211 legally kicked out on September 26. 1512 01:30:31,503 --> 01:30:35,423 Arthur Washington, age sixteen, expelled on September 27. 1513 01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:36,674 Hector Garcia... 1514 01:30:36,841 --> 01:30:37,800 So what does this prove? 1515 01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:39,635 Not everyone goes to college. 1516 01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:40,761 Right. 1517 01:30:41,344 --> 01:30:45,223 I think you should be aware of something. 1518 01:30:45,765 --> 01:30:48,351 After the school received the money from the government... 1519 01:30:48,517 --> 01:30:50,227 for every enrolled student... 1520 01:30:50,311 --> 01:30:52,146 Mrs. Creswood would then proceed... 1521 01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:55,774 to weed out those she felt were undesirable. 1522 01:30:55,941 --> 01:30:58,318 Nonsense. She doesn't know what she's talking about. 1523 01:30:58,484 --> 01:30:59,819 ln the first week of school... 1524 01:30:59,944 --> 01:31:03,531 you flagged all the names with low S.A.T. scores... 1525 01:31:03,656 --> 01:31:05,616 and started files on them. Why? 1526 01:31:05,783 --> 01:31:07,492 What are you doing with school property? 1527 01:31:07,659 --> 01:31:08,743 She asked you why. 1528 01:31:08,910 --> 01:31:10,120 For extra tutoring? 1529 01:31:10,370 --> 01:31:11,788 You expelled over twenty students... 1530 01:31:11,829 --> 01:31:13,206 in the first thirty days of school. 1531 01:31:13,373 --> 01:31:15,458 And how many others did you harass into dropping out? 1532 01:31:15,499 --> 01:31:17,042 And you kept the expelled students' names on the rolls. 1533 01:31:17,126 --> 01:31:18,252 That's illegal. 1534 01:31:18,335 --> 01:31:19,837 The money went to the school. 1535 01:31:20,045 --> 01:31:21,338 It's all for the good of the school. 1536 01:31:21,463 --> 01:31:22,756 Those kids had rights. 1537 01:31:22,797 --> 01:31:24,215 They were losers. 1538 01:31:24,424 --> 01:31:26,134 -Troublemakers. -They're just kids. 1539 01:31:26,217 --> 01:31:28,135 I don't regret my policy. 1540 01:31:28,219 --> 01:31:30,638 It's criminal, and I'm suspending you. 1541 01:31:30,763 --> 01:31:32,681 You can't do that. 1542 01:31:32,723 --> 01:31:34,516 I think I just did. 1543 01:31:57,077 --> 01:31:58,704 Please get some help. 1544 01:32:07,253 --> 01:32:08,629 Just drive over them. 1545 01:32:26,645 --> 01:32:27,813 Oh, jeez, my harmonizer. 1546 01:32:28,105 --> 01:32:28,939 Forget it. 1547 01:32:29,105 --> 01:32:30,815 Hold on. I gotta get us out of here. 1548 01:32:38,739 --> 01:32:40,949 I needed that to disguise my voice. 1549 01:32:41,116 --> 01:32:42,826 Give me a minute. Maybe we can fix it. 1550 01:32:48,122 --> 01:32:49,331 Jesus. 1551 01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:51,834 Look at this. 1552 01:32:54,544 --> 01:32:56,254 Fuck it. I'm going on without that thing. 1553 01:32:56,421 --> 01:32:58,006 No. I think I've got it. 1554 01:33:01,133 --> 01:33:02,718 OK. 1555 01:33:03,636 --> 01:33:05,137 This is really me now. 1556 01:33:05,345 --> 01:33:06,930 No more hiding. 1557 01:33:09,432 --> 01:33:11,351 Listen. 1558 01:33:11,434 --> 01:33:13,436 We're all worried. 1559 01:33:13,436 --> 01:33:15,021 We're all in pain. 1560 01:33:15,438 --> 01:33:18,399 That just comes with having eyes, with having ears. 1561 01:33:18,690 --> 01:33:20,942 But just remember one thing. 1562 01:33:21,068 --> 01:33:24,237 lt can't get any worse. lt can only get better. 1563 01:33:24,737 --> 01:33:26,447 I mean, high school is the bottom. 1564 01:33:26,739 --> 01:33:29,283 Being a teenager sucks, but that's the point. 1565 01:33:29,450 --> 01:33:31,243 Surviving it is the whole point. 1566 01:33:31,744 --> 01:33:34,246 Quitting is not going to make you strong. 1567 01:33:34,454 --> 01:33:39,375 Living will, so just hang on and hang in there. 1568 01:33:41,043 --> 01:33:44,546 I know all about the hating and the sneering. 1569 01:33:44,630 --> 01:33:47,799 I'm a member of the "Why bother?" generation myself. 1570 01:33:48,091 --> 01:33:51,427 But why did I bother to come out here tonight? 1571 01:33:51,636 --> 01:33:53,054 And why did you? 1572 01:33:53,846 --> 01:33:55,806 I mean, it's time. 1573 01:33:55,931 --> 01:33:59,434 lt begins with us-- not with politicians... 1574 01:33:59,601 --> 01:34:02,979 the experts, or the teachers, but with us-- 1575 01:34:03,104 --> 01:34:05,356 with you and with me-- 1576 01:34:05,648 --> 01:34:08,109 the ones who need it most. 1577 01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:12,112 I believe with everything that's in me... 1578 01:34:12,404 --> 01:34:15,574 that the whole world is longing for a healing. 1579 01:34:15,782 --> 01:34:19,285 Even the trees... 1580 01:34:19,577 --> 01:34:22,371 and the Earth itself are crying out for it. 1581 01:34:22,580 --> 01:34:25,040 You can hear it everywhere. 1582 01:34:25,290 --> 01:34:30,045 It's the same kind of healing I desperately needed, and... 1583 01:34:31,629 --> 01:34:33,589 finally feel has begun... 1584 01:34:34,590 --> 01:34:35,633 with you. 1585 01:35:28,763 --> 01:35:30,973 Everyone listen up! 1586 01:35:31,056 --> 01:35:33,684 It's not over yet. This is just the beginning... 1587 01:35:33,892 --> 01:35:35,602 but it's up to you. 1588 01:35:35,727 --> 01:35:38,062 I'm calling for every kid to seize the air. 1589 01:35:38,271 --> 01:35:40,690 Steal it. lt belongs to you. 1590 01:35:40,857 --> 01:35:42,024 Speak out. 1591 01:35:42,066 --> 01:35:43,442 They can't stop you. 1592 01:35:43,692 --> 01:35:45,319 Find your voice and use it. 1593 01:35:45,569 --> 01:35:47,696 Keep this thing going. Pick a name. 1594 01:35:48,071 --> 01:35:49,573 Go on the air. 1595 01:35:49,698 --> 01:35:52,158 It's your life. Take charge of it. Do it. 1596 01:35:52,283 --> 01:35:54,952 Try it, try anything. 1597 01:35:55,161 --> 01:35:56,370 Spill your guts out. 1598 01:35:56,454 --> 01:35:58,163 Say shit and fuck a million times... 1599 01:35:58,288 --> 01:36:00,624 if you want to, but you decide. 1600 01:36:00,707 --> 01:36:02,083 Fill the air. 1601 01:36:02,292 --> 01:36:03,626 Steal it. 1602 01:36:03,668 --> 01:36:05,128 Keep the air alive! 1603 01:36:18,806 --> 01:36:20,850 We're behind you all the way, Harry. 1604 01:36:22,393 --> 01:36:25,312 You talked to me, man. You really talked to me. 1605 01:36:25,396 --> 01:36:27,814 You're the one, man. 1606 01:36:27,981 --> 01:36:29,691 We believe in you, Harry. 1607 01:36:29,774 --> 01:36:31,484 Stay tough, man. 1608 01:36:31,693 --> 01:36:33,111 You did great. 1609 01:36:33,152 --> 01:36:36,155 Forget it, man. We believe in you, Harry. 1610 01:36:37,781 --> 01:36:41,076 We're with you, man. We're with you all the way. 1611 01:36:41,993 --> 01:36:43,787 Talk hard! 1612 01:36:54,504 --> 01:36:58,383 Hi, everybody, this is Amy at 97 FM in Springfield... 1613 01:36:58,508 --> 01:37:00,176 and my show is Radioactive. 1614 01:37:00,343 --> 01:37:01,385 Can anyone out there hear me? 1615 01:37:01,636 --> 01:37:04,346 This is Ethan from L.A., and I'm here... 1616 01:37:04,513 --> 01:37:06,515 Are you running in the streets? 1617 01:37:06,723 --> 01:37:07,891 Call the real runaway hotline... 1618 01:37:08,183 --> 01:37:10,727 K.C.A.T., Los Gatos, California... 1619 01:37:10,852 --> 01:37:13,688 This is "I am, are you?" 1620 01:37:13,855 --> 01:37:15,523 Hi, you're on the air... 1621 01:37:15,690 --> 01:37:16,774 Turn on the truth. 115575