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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:21,500 Subtitles (c) Anny www.annystudio.com 2 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:30,200 In the 18th century philosopher Diderot and his friends wrote the first encyclopedia in the entire history of mankind 3 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:38,900 It met with recognition from the public, despite criticism from authorities and Church and became a precursor to the French Revolution of 1789 4 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,509 Shortly after, censorship suppressed the book, 5 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,614 but it was impossible to annihilate it 6 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:48,335 We wouldn't be free, if the word "freedom" hadn't been invented! 7 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,759 Sentimental words are often whispered to me, 8 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,073 Endearments are given to me very often, 9 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,588 I like dear words very much 10 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,437 And I like endearments too, 11 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:19,836 But what is better: endearments or words? 12 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,557 I'd prefer words! 13 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,392 Because endearments are 14 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,076 hiding behind the words 15 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,630 I choose words 16 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,595 because I don't want only endearments 17 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,357 I choose words 18 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,312 because I don't want only endearments 19 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,559 How dare you! - King's police 20 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:29,550 The encyclopedia, which you're publishing with Diderot, is banned! 21 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:30,800 I already know that 22 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,400 So, how can you explain that it is still being passed around? 23 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:40,500 The printery has been closed, the pressrun was withdrawn, but the book is still secretly speading, even abroad! 24 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,319 Isn't is strange? 25 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,396 It is. But you can't stop progress 26 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,757 THE LIBERTINE 27 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,276 Here is a clandestine printery! 28 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,312 Search through the castle! 29 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,030 Where is Diderot? 30 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,268 Where is Diderot? 31 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,638 Where is Diderot? 32 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,396 I don't know captain. I was praying 33 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,918 Sorry, madame 34 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,758 Keep looking! 35 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,516 We shall find him 36 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,639 Monsieur Diderot... 37 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,991 It's unreasonable... 38 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,957 Wonderful 39 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,319 I know nothing better 40 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,398 You tell the same to everyone 41 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,429 But... Didn't your cousin like me, did she not? 42 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,672 Stop spreading such gossip! 43 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,754 I'm not spreading. We are alone 44 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:51,834 Nevertheless, did your cousin like me? 45 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,837 Do you want me to say "yes"? - Yes 46 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,197 Well... Yes 47 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,674 To please you 48 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,269 Cloe, darling... 49 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,958 Monsieur Diderot, do you know my cousin? 50 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,277 By hearsay 51 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,477 My lovely husband - Where have you been my darling? 52 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:32,436 Monsieur Diderot tried to introduce some philosophy into my poor head 53 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,069 Your head was fine today 54 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,469 And? 55 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,555 And... He is very talented 56 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,592 Clandestine printery in a mansion! 57 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,679 Did we really scare them so much? 58 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,000 Friends, let's go have a dinner 59 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,959 They left 60 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,956 Paul, give us something to drink 61 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,630 They cannot do anything to us, until they find the printery 62 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,479 We will rest in prison 63 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,950 Sometimes it feels like I'm already in prison 64 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,790 Light will spread from this cellar, Abraham 65 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:58,975 Intellect from this cellar will beat superstition 66 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,435 Nothing, madame. A wild piglet was unlucky 67 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,557 It was too slow 68 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,909 It is still breathing 69 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,799 It is suffering 70 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,799 Madame Therbouche! 71 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,556 Excuse me for my morning dress 72 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,070 We were expecting you yesterday - I was unwell 73 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,596 Nothing serious, I hope - Nothing 74 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,791 You charmed everyone here. De Lambert, madame Lepinas... 75 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:45,000 Attention please, try this 76 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,319 What is this? - Chocolate 77 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,508 Choco-what? 78 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,235 Do you want to poison me with this black dirt? 79 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,272 It's wonderful, believe me 80 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,300 Even though it looks like shit, 81 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,790 it tastes completely different 82 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,877 Is it a remedy? 83 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,549 Too exotic for you. Chocolate has no future in France, obviously 84 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:20,231 But my doctor recommended me chocolate in tablets and bars, as much as I want 85 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,058 It awakens sensuality 86 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,395 Lokum. From Turkey - No, thank you 87 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,000 Enough. Hurry up 88 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,472 We're going to swim 89 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,398 To swim? What for? 90 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,959 Do you want him to be a sailor? 91 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,991 I want him to be a Man 92 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,550 I always thought that to be a man, one needs a penis rather than fins 93 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,957 Do you hear pig squeak? 94 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,476 That's we, probably 95 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,800 I can distinguish human's voice from pig's 96 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,518 You are lucky 97 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,511 Madame Therbouche is right 98 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,399 That is my new invention 99 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,190 Friends, this is Madame Therbouche 100 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,756 A very talented artist from Prussia 101 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:28,357 De Lambert recommended her to paint Diderot's portrait 102 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,760 Take courage Diderot can't sit still 103 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,639 I'd advise you stun him before each sitting 104 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,995 Do speak bad about me? - Not yet. You came too early 105 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,992 I guess, you are my model 106 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,829 Yes, but don't model my ways 107 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:57,998 It is risky? - You can risk 108 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,558 Do you remember me? I'm your wife 109 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,830 F-sharp is missing! 110 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,313 Let me introduce a new musical instrument 111 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,238 pig organ 112 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:51,900 A pig's squeal depends on its size and weight, 113 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,400 so we can get a note. 114 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,110 Are you sure it's F-sharp? 115 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,470 Only on an empty stomach, monsieur 116 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,153 Let me play "Moonlight" 117 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:20,073 on pig organ 118 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,152 When can we start? 119 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,676 In one hour, in the gallery 120 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,875 Eat, this is from Turkey 121 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,669 I do like F-sharp 122 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,230 What is there? 123 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,758 Earthquake or another invention of your daddy? 124 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,591 That's the Encyclopedia, mother 125 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,155 The steps of the progress 126 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,674 Why is the progress always walking so loudly? 127 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:55,634 Monsieur Diderot, I so wanted to paint your portrait 128 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,792 Seat there 129 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,032 Look at me 130 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,157 I like philosophy 131 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,549 You'd better like philosophers 132 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,990 Nonsense: Socrates wasn't handsome 133 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,300 And as I was told, he had a defect 134 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,440 He liked men 135 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,111 He was lost for women 136 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,110 And women are losing me 137 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,590 I don't have ancient character 138 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,115 I like to take clothes off instead of put them on 139 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,719 Don't change your face expression 140 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,230 I can't catch it 141 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,992 I should tell you something 142 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,109 Yes? 143 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,795 Something is wrong. You are here, I'm there 144 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,719 We're going the wrong way 145 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,793 It is not what I wanted - What did you want? 146 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,999 I don't like this pose - No problems 147 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,428 We should go much further - Much further? 148 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,712 Then go, I will follow you 149 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,500 I'd like to respect the nature 150 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,392 and find innocence 151 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,795 Let's listen to nature 152 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,800 I'd like to do with you something 153 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,629 that I've never done with Monsieur Voltaire 154 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,234 Voltaire hasn't been able to do that for a while 155 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,035 I'd like to paint you... nude 156 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,510 What? 157 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,590 Nude, as any other artist's model 158 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:16,080 to let the world see you like the nature created you 159 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,029 Philosophy and science create philosophers 160 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,316 It will be a unique picture So sincere: a philosopher that is real 161 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,958 Well, I don't know... 162 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,191 My books are quite straightforward 163 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,794 Please monsieur Diderot : 164 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,838 nude philosophy 165 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,670 What if something happens to me? - For example? 166 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,955 To be like that in front of you... - And? 167 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,709 You are quite pretty 168 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,552 I was mistaken 169 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,073 I read your books, I admired you 170 00:17:56,040 --> 00:18:00,600 I thought that you are the only man in Europe who can step over the conventionalities 171 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,309 who can be unsophisticated. Like Adam before the Fall 172 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,071 I was silly 173 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,828 Wait! 174 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,231 So, I'm undressing and sitting down, right? 175 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,953 Yes, right 176 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,877 I adore you, Monsieur Diderot 177 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,133 Such a steadfast soul! 178 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,938 To notice that you needed me to take my pants off 179 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,592 You are beautiful 180 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,473 I know... my soul is 181 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,978 No, your body - Hush up 182 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,755 Talk to me like to a stil life 183 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:11,712 Why do you not look at me? Look at me 184 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,873 After Adam's fall, not all parts of the body are under our control 185 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,755 I don't know theology, and want you to look at me 186 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,313 For the sake of philosophy 187 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,597 Ohh, Monsieur Diderot 188 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,315 Growing expression of my steadfast soul 189 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,470 Don't be afraid, I'm not that steadfast like him 190 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,839 Let's come to an agreement: 191 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,279 I'll put you on my canvas 192 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,877 - Only if I put you in my bed - After 193 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,629 A carriage! 194 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,032 Oh, God! My brother 195 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,552 I don't believe my eyes. My brother is here! - The one who's wearing soutane? 196 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,900 Yes, that's him 197 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,100 Stop working - Stop, everybody stop 198 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,308 What a nice surprise, brother 199 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,904 Brother, you're like a father to me 200 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,614 My dear, it seems like you dont observe the fast, as usual 201 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,793 I like everything that God created 202 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,391 I'm going from Paris to Avignon 203 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,037 I'd like to spend a few days here 204 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,392 Abbot, the chest 205 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,075 Wonderful 206 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,118 A very nice idea 207 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,317 We can't think of anything better 208 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,399 Go F-sharp 209 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,476 A catastrophe! Cardinal came 210 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,000 We had to stop printing to not make noise 211 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:07,600 And now Baronne can't finish his article about morals 212 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,034 Continue printing 213 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,089 But the noise... 214 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,600 You will override it by playing organ 215 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,409 I play harpsichord only 216 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,041 Play organ somehow. And I'll finish the article 217 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,831 I thought that the encyclopedia is banned 218 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,509 and arrested 219 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,796 Do you really stand for freedom? 220 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,912 I don't know if I believe in freedom 221 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,953 Maybe we are only controlled by nature 222 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,295 See, I was posing, now I'm writing, but... 223 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,837 I'm a man, you're a woman 224 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,990 and I'm nude 225 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,110 Our mechanisms want to join 226 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,313 Open! It's me! 227 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,319 My wife 228 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,159 Only one person can say "It's me" so earnestly - 229 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,032 my wife! 230 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,193 You are not alone, of course - Alone 231 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,153 In such dress - Why not? 232 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,675 I'm not expecting anyone 233 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,639 Tell me the truth 234 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,597 Doubts are much more delightful than the truth 235 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:50,000 There is no woman in France that is deceived more than me 236 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,350 It's over. I'm taking our daughter 237 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,158 And we are going to Paris 238 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,273 Toinette, wait! Why now? 239 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,292 It has lasted for years 240 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,395 What? 241 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,756 I have been philandering for 20 years, 242 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,793 and today I decided to become reasonable 243 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,074 Do you despise me so much? 244 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,000 No! Don't I love you anymore? Tell me! 245 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,553 It's disgusting! When we are together, you're thinking of other women 246 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,109 Never! 247 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,551 Really? - Never! 248 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,473 I would think of them, if I didn't have them 249 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,799 But I come to you after them... 250 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,192 Promise me to put an end to it 251 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,708 No, it would be unnatural 252 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,513 Continence, like a diet, 253 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,672 brings health 254 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,433 Never! 255 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,274 I've crossed fidelity off the list of virtues 256 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,000 Do you hear this strange noise? 257 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,677 Which noise? 258 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,990 Yes, it's cold. Going back? 259 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,272 Don't you hear? - No, I don't 260 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,917 A strange noise - Do you hear something? 261 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,990 Very strange. Let's go 262 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,188 You were right 263 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,748 Somebody is playing music 264 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,759 I told you! 265 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,797 He has good hearing 266 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,954 So good, so I hear voices that you don't hear 267 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,470 God's voice, for example 268 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,671 How about free spirit? 269 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,237 I feel queasy! - She feels queasy! 270 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,278 Take the pig, please 271 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,989 I need fresh air! 272 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,029 Abbot, take the pig. And don't forget my umbrella 273 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,754 I feel better 274 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,754 I hope you don't communicate with those horrible philosophers and materialists 275 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,838 De Lambert, Helvetius, Diderot... 276 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,797 We severed all relationships with them long time ago 277 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,589 Diderot is a Devil's servant 278 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,072 We already have banned his encyclopedia 279 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,596 I would not recognize Diderot if I met him 280 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,388 Darling, a man can't retain all those body fluids 281 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,611 Otherwise they will get into the head, and he will become stupid 282 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,000 How about monks? 283 00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:20,149 I think they have fun with each other 284 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,392 Why deny such a nice and necessary thing? 285 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Go away with your pig, leave me alone 286 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,998 It is like bloodletting, but much more enjoyable - Ohh, no! 287 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,432 The nature doesn't like useless things 288 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,957 We shouldn't conflict with nature, we should follow it 289 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,594 Brother... - Give him smelling salts 290 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,478 Sister... 291 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,915 We are married, did you forget? 292 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,430 Marriage is flagrant violation of laws of nature 293 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,556 Lusts tear me apart 294 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,469 I'm the centre of the force that created me and overfills me 295 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,517 What did you give him? 296 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,354 Your invention that we use in bed 297 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,949 Sister... stay with me 298 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,192 Nice words said by a swine! 299 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,278 I am who I am. Nothing else 300 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,273 Nothing can be against nature or beyond nature 301 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,635 Philosophers don't look like this. You don't have any morals! 302 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,631 I have morals. But for me, morals mean for art to be happy 303 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,318 An idea! This is what I'll write 304 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,000 "Everybody is looking for happiness. And there is the only dream - to be happy, 305 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,354 The only duty - to be happy 306 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,109 With one woman, With thousands women...! 307 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,799 Enough, enough 308 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,435 Do not overdo it 309 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,876 God created me like this 310 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:09,271 God is not responsible for all the horrors that he sees on the Earth. I'm leaving 311 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,913 To Avignon? 312 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:13,519 To my room! Abbot, come here! 313 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,554 Don't catch a cold 314 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,854 Abbot! Umbrella, pig. Come! 315 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,136 Cardinal could baptize you like this 316 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,152 I'm sure it's him who sent police here last evening 317 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,078 They left with nothing, so he came today to nose about everything 318 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,679 While he hasn't found the printery, he can't accuse us of anything 319 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,156 He's dreaming to see us in jail 320 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,436 What can we do? 321 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,270 Arrange a hunt - Do you think so? 322 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,199 It will keep men busy, bring food for women, 323 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,150 and if we are lucky enough, we'll get rid of a little problem 324 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,098 This pig is ill-mannered 325 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,411 a copy of baroness 326 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,717 Open the door! What are you waiting for? 327 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,229 Madame Therbouche 328 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,037 What are you doing here? - Questioning myself 329 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,398 Don't do it here 330 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,071 The Church won't help you with the answer 331 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,558 Are you in troubles? - Yes 332 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,868 With your wife? - Yes 333 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,313 She wants to leave to Paris with my daughter 334 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,831 And what? - Nothing 335 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,776 Monsieur Diderot, show me your secret 336 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,078 I think you already know all of me 337 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,890 A secret becomes more important when it is shared 338 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,399 She's a friend 339 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,392 This is the printery 340 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,037 Here are two presses 341 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,072 She's a friend 342 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,075 I never trust women - Pity 343 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,312 Women always bring bad things 344 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,038 All, except your mother 345 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,791 Is this young boy indifferent to women too? 346 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,994 No, unfortunately for me, he has very broad preferences 347 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,078 Thanks to Madame Diderot for this article: 348 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,992 Morales are for art to be happy 349 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,473 I don't want hunting, 350 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,708 I want to pray in the chapel 351 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,030 He doesn't want hunting, 352 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:53,478 he wants to go to the chapel - Damn! 353 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,034 He will discover us 354 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:04,758 Holy Father, I need to confess 355 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,193 You??? - Yes, here 356 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,550 Here? Now? - Yes, now 357 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,709 Can't you wait? - Not a second! 358 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,109 Bless me Father, for I have sinned 359 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,035 Are you going to hunt? - I'm pursuing another game 360 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,515 Madame Therbouche 361 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,598 Where is Cardinal? 362 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,788 Don't worry. He is in baroness' hands 363 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,873 What about "Morales" article? - Finished. I'll reread it and that's it 364 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,073 Are you allright? - Yes, yes 365 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,079 Is your cousin here? - No... 366 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,872 "Our Father" two times, "Hail Mary" three times. And God will forgive you 367 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,674 Father, wait. This is not all 368 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:50,833 I'm listening - At night, when my husband falls asleep, I'm up 369 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,030 Pardon? - I'm up 370 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,876 I know that he is here 371 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,837 Who? - He is waiting for me 372 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,789 I can't help, and I'm not ashamed 373 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,149 Last night again... 374 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,114 Again... - Again... 375 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,478 What's happened? 376 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,872 Tell me, my child 377 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,398 - Ham. 12 pounds 378 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,232 All 12 pounds? - Yes 379 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,028 Yes, only bones were left 380 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:38,389 "Our Father" three times, "Hail Mary" fifteen times. And God will forgive you 381 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,913 Wait... 382 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,759 What else? 383 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,718 Then I bury bones. I pay servants for their silence 384 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,000 I'm sinful. I'm so sinful... 385 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,709 Repeat: Mea culpa, mea culpa, 386 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,072 mea maxima culpa. 387 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,191 Vade in pace, my daughter 388 00:35:58,720 --> 00:35:59,994 Monsieur Diderot! - I don't have time 389 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,998 I need to tell you something - Yes 390 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:06,878 About a girl that found a wonderful man 391 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,117 Courageous, with beautiful soul and body 392 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,589 And? 393 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,348 I'd like to tell him : 394 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:22,000 Monsieur, I don't respect anyone as much as you 395 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,034 I don't love you, and never will 396 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,000 Don't worry about it. I just want your baby 397 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,036 Please, give me a particle of life 398 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,473 We probably can investigate this matter - Make haste! 399 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,992 We will talk - Discuss details 400 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,279 Consider difficulties - And write everything on paper 401 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,794 What for? 402 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,557 My friend needs it 403 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:57,052 She needs evidence that her womb belongs to her 404 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,757 and everything that is conceived in there 405 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:09,791 I'd advise that girl to listen to her heart because... 406 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:21,320 because nature is always right 407 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,833 Here. Are you satisfied? 408 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,595 Angelique! 409 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,169 Papa 410 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:40,518 Angelique, what are you doing here? 411 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,876 I couldn�t dare to ask you myself 412 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,749 I love Jerfeuil 413 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,190 But he is only 10 years old 414 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,354 His father - Chevalier? 415 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,039 He is older than me! 416 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,591 I like your conversation. Lots to learn from 417 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:04,769 Get out! 418 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,870 I don't want you to sleep with that disgusting Jerfeuil 419 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,529 who likes only his horses and swimming 420 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,672 Who can't read philosophic books withiout yawning 421 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,637 I don't want to dandle little Jerfeuil 422 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,552 But I want to! 423 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,120 You said: nature is always right! 424 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:36,989 Why can't you wait till you love a coeval and marry him after? 425 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,274 Because you are against marriage 426 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,593 But... I... I... 427 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,078 Marriage is necessary for humans 428 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,191 I'm not persuaded 429 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,953 Angelique, you don't listen to me! 430 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,834 I always persuade everyone. Where are you going? 431 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,516 To Jerfeuil. I'll think there 432 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,469 What's happened, Monsieur Diderot 433 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,197 I've made a mistake 434 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,473 The Encyclopedia should help fathers 435 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,553 Three chicken, two piglets, and icecream, not very fresh 436 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,910 but I still ate it 437 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,915 "Our Father", "Hail Mary" And God will forgive you 438 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,953 Wait, Father! It is not all 439 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,896 Something else? - The worst thing 440 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,711 Do you remember that accident on our wedding? 441 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,831 Prosphora? - Yes 442 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,195 500 prosphora 443 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,078 disappeared 444 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,954 I almost died of shame 445 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:59,638 Wedding without prosphora! It's terrible 446 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,748 That was me... at night 447 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:09,872 I had a melancholy seizure. One moment and... 448 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,112 500 prosphora. It's terrible 449 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,473 Only when I finish - Show me 450 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,992 Artists don't show their unfinished paintings 451 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,874 Go, undress quickly! 452 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,353 My portrait, my portrait... 453 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,950 Do you want the portrait or the model? 454 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,431 If a storm comes into this gallery, what will you rescue? 455 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,830 Me or the picture? 456 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,589 The wind 457 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,631 You will be my second philosopher 458 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,354 I painted Voltaire 459 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,512 Just a portrait? 460 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,552 No. I did more 461 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,315 And? 462 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,038 That is a snowy lover 463 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,115 He thaws in hands 464 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,676 I don't indulge in illusions about myself, I won't leave any marks in history 465 00:41:55,820 --> 00:42:00,330 Why? - Because I feel better in bed than at a table 466 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:08,231 Have you finished your article? - Yes 467 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,000 And I added some things to it after conversation with my daughter 468 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,758 I defined more exactly that the only duty of man is to procreate 469 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,000 To follow nature's law, and, therefore, the law of human society 470 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,556 Strange, isn't it? 471 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,030 You vindicate personal pleasure in front of your wife, 472 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,254 and refuse the pleasure in sake of the common good in front of your daughter 473 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,739 Is it a contradiction? - Looks like that 474 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:45,000 Isn't morality contradictory? 475 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,790 Then there are two moralities, instead of one 476 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,032 Morality of an individual and morality of society 477 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:54,000 One is anarchic, another is conservative 478 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:57,788 And they have nothing in common - That's annoying 479 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,478 What's happened monsieur? - I need to improve something 480 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,793 You don't have much time to achieve a success 481 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:22,993 Perfection and me have been separated long time ago 482 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,478 Go, play organ! 483 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:33,513 And that wine... 484 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,714 That is not a sin. God drank wine too 485 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,749 Not that much to not get to his bedroom 486 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:50,000 Father, last night I spread your brother's body with honey 487 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,000 and licked it all the night 488 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,000 Leave me alone, I don't want to listen to you anymore 489 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,410 It's a torture. I don't deserve it 490 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,714 Then I went to sleep when exhausted 491 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,395 And I saw you in my dream 492 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:08,774 You were made of sugar, and I licked you all over 493 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,000 Do you want to know where I started? 494 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,155 Leave me, I'm going to pray in the chapel! 495 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,754 Father! - Leave me alone!! 496 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,356 I need to pray after all these horrors 497 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,398 Too late. It's dinner time 498 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,598 Let's go to eat 499 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,959 Papa, I'm cold - Don't be like a girl 500 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,274 Listen to daddy my darling, then you'll be like him 501 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,912 Have a nice meal - Thank you 502 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,072 Excuse me, pardon... 503 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,959 Of course, Monsieur Diderot, you came after the prayer on purpose 504 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,999 Of course I did 505 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,037 What is this muck? - It's caviar, mum 506 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,270 Cavi-what? - Caviar. Fish eggs 507 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,470 Fish? Looks like birds dung 508 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,434 The food bores me 509 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,148 Who is this Therbouche? 510 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,817 Madame Therbouche is an artist from Berlin, she decided to move to Paris 511 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,731 I'm a patron of art, I like to help talents 512 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:34,318 You help vagabonds 513 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,434 Oh, my brother.... - Pardon... Therbouche? 514 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,677 Look at my daughter. She fell in love with Chevalier de Jerfeuil 515 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,000 Does it bother you? 516 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,511 She wants his baby 517 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,229 I don't think there is anything to worry about 518 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,509 Jerfeuil is lost for women - He?? 519 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,058 But he is married 520 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,959 He is not the first, nor the last like that 521 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:12,474 Moreover, his wife is not satisfied. She is looking for anyone to grasp by the cock 522 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,712 Even if a victim doesn't have one 523 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,513 How do you know? 524 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,638 I observe 525 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:28,151 Look at Jerfeuil: he is always agreeing with marquis 526 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:33,580 Always looking at his collar, as he is guessing the shape of his body 527 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:38,111 And he doesn't show his teeth when he is laughing, 528 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,012 as a man who hides his vices 529 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,516 How to recognize a woman who hides her virtues? 530 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,758 Which vertues? 531 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,354 Compassion on a wounded animal, for example 532 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:08,872 Trust me, your Jerfeuil is like marquis 533 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,148 The only difference is that 534 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,315 he will never admit it 535 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,117 I'd like to offer you pineapple for desert 536 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,858 Pine-what? 537 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,276 So, to save my daughter from Jerfeuil, 538 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:39,000 You just need to expose him 539 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,037 Let us to laugh with you, Monsieur Diderot 540 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,800 Well, Madame Therbouche and I are talking about sodomy 541 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,671 I don't want to talk about it, especially during the meal 542 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,618 There is a punishment of eternal fire for this sin 543 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:03,273 At least it is not so silly as solo pleasure 544 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:08,314 If we are talking about sensuality, I think it is better to have it with someone else than alone 545 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,000 God ordered us to share 546 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,390 If you share a sin, you'll get two sinners instead of one 547 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,592 Sinner! 548 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,793 How terribly you name generosity 549 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,112 When one man joins with another man, 550 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,516 it is only altruistic masturbation 551 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,318 Monsieur Diderot grants honours to masturbation! 552 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,832 These are morals of your Encyclopedia 553 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Did you read it Monsieur Cardinal? 554 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,456 Encyclopedia grants honour to pleasure 555 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,549 Do you think that God cares about your pleasure? 556 00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:46,000 God ! hates ! pleasure! 557 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,678 Why he created it then? 558 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,917 It is a trap! 559 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:57,159 A trap to induce men and women to procreate 560 00:49:58,220 --> 00:50:01,300 I think that a man has no vices or perversions, 561 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,634 he just spoils his health and is guilty only when he hurts his body 562 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,872 I, I, I! Stop putting your "I" in the beginning, middle and end of all your phrases 563 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,560 I'm speaking for myself according my conscience 564 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:14,000 And, at least, unlike you, 565 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,700 I don't give my words out to be God's orders 566 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,555 You are a libertine! 567 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,272 I accept your compliment 568 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,717 If this word means an ability to differ sex and love, coition and union 569 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,838 To be a libertine means to feel nuance and to be exact 570 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:37,591 By the way, Monsieur de Jerfeuil, did you see marquis' collection of swords? 571 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,277 How?? Do you collect swords? It's hard to believe 572 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,909 I collect them too! 573 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:50,236 One of them is especially wonderful 574 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:59,195 In the dark red sheath, the blade is thin and sharp 575 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Marquis has the best collection in Ile-de-France 576 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,416 Will you show me? - What? 577 00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:10,413 Your swords - Whenever you like 578 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:24,636 So delightful... Please serve 579 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,592 Strange, but it's very tasty 580 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:48,915 What is it? 581 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,000 Meat 582 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,034 This is F-sharp 583 00:51:57,340 --> 00:52:00,279 F-what? - F-sharp 584 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,793 My darling... 585 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,518 Strange, but it tastes like pork 586 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,691 I'll read it and come back 587 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,639 Continue, Abraham 588 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,754 I don't know what else to play. I have only indecent songs left 589 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:30,432 You can play them, just do it solemnly 590 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,629 Move your legs quicker 591 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,711 Hurry up my cousin 592 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,393 Come to me 593 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,553 Hurry up my cousin 594 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,796 Usually 595 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,232 Marquis licks me 596 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,160 But when he is absent 597 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,353 But when he goes somewhere 598 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,835 Cousin licks me instead of him 599 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,153 Cousin licks me 600 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,675 instead of him 601 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,519 What is this? 602 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,273 My secret garden 603 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,312 My fabulous mushrooms 604 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,639 What's going on in the chapel? 605 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,131 I thought it's neglected 606 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,752 Chapel of your forefathers is neglected?! 607 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,678 Never! 608 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,468 What is being played? - Gloria 609 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,670 Father - What else? 610 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,838 I'm unhappy - Why, my daughter? 611 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,310 Your brother harmed me because of F-sharp - Piglet? 612 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,632 I didn't realise that he will react that way when he found out 613 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,634 What? 614 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:13,912 Baronne created a nice little choir 615 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:18,000 And what did you do? 616 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,440 I slaughtered all the orchestra 617 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,511 And made sausages 618 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,591 A sausage symphony 619 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,115 I couldn't resist - Of course 620 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:34,230 Those little tails and pink legs were so attractive 621 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,997 And I made sausages of them. I'm a monster 622 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,673 How can I believe in God, if people like me exist 623 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,036 Yes, it's a difficult question 624 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:07,897 In case of a conflict between an individual and society, 625 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,034 society should win, and the individual should sacrifice themself 626 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,751 Is it your conclusion? 627 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,634 Yes. Mankind is always mankind 628 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,000 Life should continue 629 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,350 So, you reject abortion? - Pardon? 630 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,516 You blame a woman which frees herself from a child, 631 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,911 which has no time, no bravery and no money 632 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,793 to rear an accidentally made child, 633 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:44,990 which hates the man and the circumstances that put the child in her body, 634 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,756 when her belly only keeps bad memories 635 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:52,277 You are like the priests who you dislike 636 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,830 And treat a woman like a womb for a man and mankid 637 00:55:57,180 --> 00:56:00,374 I don't know any woman who was happy after abortion 638 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,352 Of course! And? 639 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:11,329 But I don't blame her. I feel sorry for her, because she didn't have 640 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:15,836 any space for love and a new life in her life 641 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,394 You speak beautiful words, you should write it down 642 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,758 Did it hurt you? 643 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,111 Write about it 644 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,749 Certainly you should write 645 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,953 Noooo... - Yes! 646 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,150 I always liked swords 647 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,672 I don't know why 648 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,112 Maybe, because of their shape? - Because of strength? 649 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,670 Or because of their place... 650 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,520 Sword is along the leg when it's not used, 651 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,753 and it is directed up and forward in attack 652 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,514 I don't know... 653 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:21,656 Do you really want to see our swords? 654 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,000 And to touch them? 655 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,912 I'm burning with the desire 656 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,474 Then let's go to our cosy nook - Pardon? 657 00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:35,000 There is a place in the park for our swords 658 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,276 Here is our collection 659 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,189 The key 660 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,110 Open the door, my friend 661 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,993 But I don't see any swords 662 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,351 Where are the swords? 663 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,708 What is going on? 664 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,191 Father, all these women want to confess 665 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,116 My cousin is the first 666 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,554 Father, everyone wants to confess only to you 667 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,189 Why? Do you have something special? 668 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,676 Probably. Come in my daughter 669 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,260 My cousin alone will take the whole hour 670 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,950 Ladies, let's go to bath-house 671 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,948 Nobody can resist nice light steam 672 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,314 I was afraid to forget something, 673 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:33,269 so I brought my notebook 674 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,349 There is a list of my sins 675 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,952 All classified: deadly sins 676 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,877 minor sins 677 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,077 To not forget anything 678 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,397 My mother always told me: a good Christian 679 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,472 keeps everything in order 680 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,358 Very good 681 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:01,917 My cousin played a joke on me, and I did the same for her 682 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:05,608 But it is nice, jokes are not a sin 683 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,269 I started to pet myself 684 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,351 and then... 685 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:17,079 It's impossible! 686 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,675 I was lying with baronne... 687 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,236 My child, do you believe in God? 688 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,109 I love God, I adore God! 689 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,670 Do you do your religious duty? 690 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,957 I'm... I'm very religious 691 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,630 Then I don't understand anything 692 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,754 You believe in God - Yes 693 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,091 But you behave like a lascivious cat in spring 694 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,355 Oh, no-no 695 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,109 It is not like that 696 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,712 My head thinks one thing, 697 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,197 but my body acts completely different 698 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:07,277 But, but... Poor you, you don't understand what the sin is 699 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,070 The word "sin"! Sin! 700 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,279 Your body conflicts with your soul 701 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:20,359 Sin is when your soul can't resist desires of the body, 702 01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:25,473 sin is when your body is against your mind 703 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:26,910 And... 704 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,753 Please, don't repeat 705 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,278 the word "sin" all the time 706 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,680 It excites me! 707 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,754 The next one! 708 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,151 The next! - Already? No! 709 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,588 I beg you! Only you can save me 710 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,154 Go - Monsieur! 711 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,833 Calm down, beauty - Please, 712 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,752 please listen to me! 713 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,598 The next! 714 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,949 I want to go to the Heaven 715 01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,912 Don't worry about it 716 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,638 My bed for massage 717 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:19,259 Luison and Josefine Both were baptized by Cardinal 718 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,277 And my little hot room 719 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,917 It's horrible! - Not at all, it helps to lose weight 720 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,478 This is Mohamed 721 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:33,692 Baronne bought slaves in Istanbul to give them freedom 722 01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:36,551 After that Mohamed wanted to stay with us 723 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,548 He massages me every day 724 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:41,972 His skin is very soft. He is castrated 725 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,989 He is also mute. His tongue was cut off when he was a slave 726 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,778 And tongue too?! Poor boy, he must be very sad 727 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,877 He can't have sex - Quite the contrary! 728 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,958 Castrates are the best lovers in the East 729 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,590 They have no testicles, but their penis is fine 730 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,115 They can have sex for hours, they just don't have any orgasms 731 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,000 and don't cause any side effects 732 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,558 Mohamed, do you still have F-sharp oil for Madame Diderot? 733 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,028 Long, tender, sterile... 734 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,397 Not like our men 735 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,678 Probably, castration was invented for our pleasure. Come in 736 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,111 Mohamed, massage Madame Diderot 737 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:32,997 And his hands...Hands... Wonderful hands! 738 01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,239 You both are virgins 739 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,958 How did you know? 740 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:04,953 When you went into the water, there were no air bubbles between your legs - And? 741 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:10,918 A woman who lost virginity always lets a few bubbles out 742 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,455 Madame Therbouche, if only you knew how I'm tired of being a virgin 743 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,232 And me! 744 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,780 I can foretell your future through lines on your hands 745 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:29,553 How strange. I've never seen anything like this before 746 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,072 What do you see? 747 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,552 You both will lose your virginity with 748 01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:39,110 - Whom? - Chevalier? 749 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,149 with a circumcised man 750 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,079 - Circumcised? - Circumcised? 751 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:52,110 My milk bath 752 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,993 Why are you laughing like hyenas? 753 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,433 The hands... 754 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,391 Oh, these hands... 755 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,559 Swine! Swine! 756 01:06:53,740 --> 01:06:55,851 Darling, this is just massage 757 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,477 No, I wouldn't name it massage. That was something different 758 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:10,592 Mo-mo, what did I tell you? 759 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,236 Not with guests! 760 01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:17,837 With me - yes, and whenewer you want 761 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,758 But not with guests! 762 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,155 You are mine - I have a rendezvous 763 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,233 Who with? - With you, of course 764 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,218 You promised me 765 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:13,549 Three days ago I got rid of a child that I carried inside 766 01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:23,429 Leave me alone 767 01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:27,559 I hate compassion even more than lust 768 01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,992 Man's care is worth no more than his caress 769 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,919 It's just another way of trying to have me. Nothing else 770 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:40,976 "Our Father" three times, "Hail Mary" two times, and God will forgive you 771 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:42,233 Next! 772 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,776 Three "Our Father", two "Hail Mary", and God will forgive you 773 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,558 Next! 774 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,511 Kneel, my daughter! 775 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:56,191 Three "Our Father", two "Hail Mary", and God will forgive you 776 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:57,776 Next! Next! 777 01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,794 Hurry up 778 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,991 Three "Our Father", two "Hail Mary"... 779 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,356 Nobody? Anybody else? 780 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,153 Next! 781 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,954 Kneel, my daughter 782 01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,919 Three "Our Father", two "Hail Mary", and God will forgive you 783 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,453 Get out of there! 784 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:05,076 Get out, miserable... 785 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,329 Go and confess, immediately! 786 01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:08,874 But I dont want 787 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,437 Don't worry. Everything will be fine 788 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,797 It is like vomit after bad food 789 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,714 And then you can eat anything you want again - It's disgusting! 790 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,950 I'm going to pray - It's impossible, Father 791 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:25,429 There is a poor girl that wants to save her soul 792 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,233 She can't wait 793 01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:29,632 Do you want my cousin to die from the burden of sin? 794 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,955 Of course not 795 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,788 Priest! 796 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,110 I need a priest! 797 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,909 We have everything that you need 798 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,754 Go away, go away! 799 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,510 Monsieur, I need to confess 800 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,230 I'm dying, my sin strangles me 801 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:54,598 Don't worry my child, I'm here to help you 802 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,911 Let us in! It's urgent! 803 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:06,055 What "three"?! Three, three, three men! 804 01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:08,590 Three men together! 805 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:11,232 And I shared bread with them! 806 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,836 Yes, but it was so nice, Father. Very nice 807 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,433 Shut up! 808 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:22,513 You and your wife... You are beasts! 809 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,028 My wife? 810 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,670 Yes, your wife! A bitch that wants 811 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,673 everyone whom she sees! 812 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,910 We both are bogged down in sin! What a couple! 813 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:38,754 My wife? - Go away! 814 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,436 I don't confess you! You will all burn in hell! 815 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,076 You, your wife and your abominable cousin! 816 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,311 My cousin? - My friend! 817 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,158 What I have just learned! 818 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,588 Wait! Our child... He has a fever! 819 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,471 He is all shivering! He is dying! Monsieur... 820 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:05,149 This is the beginning of punishment! Visitation of God! 821 01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:20,091 He is paying for your sins! He will die 822 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,998 Kneel! Everybody 823 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,034 Open your mouth, show your tongue 824 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:37,634 What a scoundrel, he's eaten all my chocolate 825 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,678 Then it's easy, he has liver pain 826 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,509 It's impossible to have liver pain after only 4 kilos of chocolate 827 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,594 It is high quality food 828 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:52,837 Baronne, bring volume VII of the Encyclopedia, there is an article about liver 829 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:56,349 Open your mouth 830 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,109 Resign yourself, Monsieur Diderot 831 01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:01,635 If there is God's will, he will recover 832 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,996 If not, then he will die 833 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,475 Your religion made you lazy, Cardinal 834 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:12,169 You can take care of his soul, and I'll concern about his body 835 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,950 Liver is an internal organ of the human body, 836 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:26,116 joined with four other organs... 837 01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:23,760 People treat you like a market-woman, but for me you're the only noble woman here 838 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:29,095 Last night I read your thesises about gravitation 839 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,079 You surpassed Newton 840 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,709 You are the only woman who is master in 841 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,793 Greek, Latin, Hebrew and ancient Chinese 842 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:49,552 I adore you... - Oh, thank you... Thank you 843 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:54,796 Toinette, what is the matter? 844 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:04,499 You are an idiot! 845 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:07,388 You still haven't found the printery! 846 01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:10,130 Don't you have any ideas, suspicions? 847 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,550 No - I'll fire you out 848 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,612 Then pay me. You already owe my a lot 849 01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:21,579 No! You have a mission. I pay for espionage, not for games 850 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,948 I spent a lot. Pay half at least 851 01:15:24,050 --> 01:15:25,312 No. Let me through 852 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:33,230 I'll force you to speak and find the truth 853 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,630 My God, this world is so horrible 854 01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:19,917 God, why are you doing it to me? 855 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,393 I'm just a common man 856 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:34,434 God, please, give me a sign 857 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,638 Break is ower. Go back to work 858 01:16:44,060 --> 01:16:46,016 Thank you, God! 859 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,391 Thank you!! 860 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:37,914 My friend, my friend... 861 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,038 Don't do it here! 862 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:08,634 Hurry up... 863 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,596 Abbot, my chest, my chest 864 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,755 Hurry, quicker! 865 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,774 Abbot, didn't you forget my umbrella? 866 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,771 Are you leaving us already? 867 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,038 Enough is as good as a feast 868 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:29,114 You can't just leave our souls in sin 869 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:34,316 A long time ago, when I just became a priest, I confessed a whole brothel 870 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,915 Young whores and old whores 871 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:43,432 I have more respect for them than for you! 872 01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:47,809 They worked a lot. Their behavour was sinful, but their souls were fair 873 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:52,013 Those respected whores had fear of God 874 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:56,469 And you don't give a damn about anything, you only want to enjoy yourself and have fun 875 01:18:56,720 --> 01:19:00,395 You pervert even the Sin! 876 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:07,278 Even the devil would despair if he met you 877 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:11,437 I don't want to waste my time with you 878 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,673 But Father, we're having African dinner today 879 01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:18,635 Why has he left so suddenly? 880 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,156 We got rid of him and it is wonderful! 881 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:50,993 F-sharp... 882 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:39,078 So, you are a spy 883 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:45,716 By the way, can you paint? 884 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:48,438 Only sketches 885 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,633 Portraits help me to get in everywhere 886 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,789 I finish my pictures very seldom 887 01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:57,598 People are so self-complacent, 888 01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,950 and possibility to pose for history takes their caution away 889 01:21:01,420 --> 01:21:05,677 I steal their secrets and leave a sketch of the picture 890 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,517 Why are you still not exposed? 891 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:15,057 Nobody wants to tell that he was a fool 892 01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:24,437 Why do you work for those people? - They pay me 893 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:26,800 Paid, at least 894 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,017 I don't understand. You are so beautiful and smart... 895 01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:30,559 This world is horrible 896 01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,332 I learnt how to survive 897 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,818 Do you think there is big difference between you and Cardinal? 898 01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:38,832 You are the same! 899 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,150 You want power! You want your ideas to be the best 900 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:46,098 I just want to convince Without force or persecution 901 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,919 Why are you smiling? 902 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:51,838 You are an actress! 903 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,198 Me? 904 01:21:56,480 --> 01:22:00,553 Nero was an actor too in Rome in fire 905 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,953 I always wanted to spend one night with Nero 906 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,192 Hush up 907 01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,155 I got used to much simpler compliments 908 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:19,476 Thank you for not telling anything to Cardinal. But... Why did you keep silence? 909 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:24,269 After I talked to you, 910 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:29,630 I've got a new, exotic, strange feeling 911 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,279 What is it? 912 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,551 Sympathy 913 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:57,320 I'm going away. I'm leaving France 914 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,589 You are not going, you are running away 915 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,997 Please, stay... I have completely... 916 01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,831 lost my mind 917 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,091 Put it back 918 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,000 Stay... 919 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:59,760 The ship to Amsterdam won't wait for us 920 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,629 Tell me what we wrote in "Ethics" in a previous volume 921 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:11,113 Ethics, Ethics... Ethics: see "Morals" 922 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:16,279 Good. You will write in the "Morales" article the following: 923 01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:22,677 Morals: see "Ethics" 924 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,550 But... - Don't argue 925 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,478 But this is cheating 926 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:32,478 Morals - Yes And absence of morals 927 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,520 But our readers will be torn between volumes VI and X and won't find anything 928 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,910 So much the better. They will start to think 929 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:43,794 I'm disappointed, monsieur 930 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,798 Me too, Abraham 931 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,435 Is life like this? 932 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:58,539 No, not life 933 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,692 This is philosophy 934 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,954 You want simple philosophy 935 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,435 But life is complex 936 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:11,192 Desire for simple ideas leads only to fantasies 937 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:16,428 Let your mind to be free 938 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:21,469 Go to sleep with one, wake up with another 939 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,359 I'm talking about ideas 940 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:28,679 Be engaged with one, attack another. And don't get attached to anyone 941 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:34,392 Thoughts are like women 942 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:40,273 You reject them, follow them, get tired of them, 943 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:43,830 and suddenly forsake everything and disappear 944 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,589 Philosophy is an accidental girl 945 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:54,276 Don't take it as true love 946 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,588 And don't trust anyone, Abraham 947 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:03,996 Even yourself 948 01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:09,152 Excuse me monsieur, I'll be right back 949 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,515 Are these you in Madame Therbouche's painting? 950 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,111 Don't you see? 951 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:14,399 I'm not sure. Here is everything except the head 952 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:41,549 Abraham, please help us. Only you can help us 953 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:42,789 I can't right now 954 01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:44,274 It is a question of life or death 955 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,752 Are you sure that Abraham is circumcised? 956 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:54,190 It is very likely with such name 957 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,075 Abraham, come in... 958 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,000 What is it? 959 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,017 Police, madame 960 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,597 Go back, quickly! 961 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:48,579 Come now, have some food 962 01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:51,628 I can't see my friends skinnier than me 963 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,055 What is this? 964 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,837 Popcorn - No, thank you 965 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,114 It is not for you. Don't look 966 01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:15,953 Police! They are coming here with the Cardinal! 967 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,949 You are surrounded! Surrender! 968 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,311 Surrender, Diderot! 969 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,113 Shoot! 970 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:29,919 We can't shoot at a church 971 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,992 Shoot in the air! 972 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,433 Break the door! 973 01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:44,838 The church is a holy place 974 01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:48,476 This is not a church, there is the clandestine printery! 975 01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,517 Break the door! 976 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,632 Happy birthday, Father! 977 01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:20,555 Happy birthday! 978 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,080 What? What's going on? 979 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:30,428 Look at this ungrateful man! He thinks that we forgot about him 980 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,513 Cellar! I want to go to cellar! 981 01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:36,319 See, he has found out 982 01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:38,511 I told you to not try surprising him 983 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,671 He is too smart 984 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,237 Come in monsieur, this is for you 985 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,753 Mind your steps. Let's dance 986 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,992 Stop! Marionettes, heretics! 987 01:31:21,020 --> 01:31:23,314 This is not my birthday 988 01:31:58,060 --> 01:31:59,475 Nobody is here 989 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,232 Strange 990 01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:29,037 This is our present 991 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,754 We tried to hide it from you 992 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:37,278 An illustrated Bible with your initial 993 01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:39,351 Unique. The only copy 994 01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:43,389 It's beautiful 995 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,113 See, he likes it 996 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:48,637 I always knew that he likes these old fairy tales 997 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:56,196 This is me, looking like St Peter 998 01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:59,958 All apostles look like you. Charming 999 01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:04,237 You can't stop progress 1000 01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,038 Yes, we can't stop progress 1001 01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,551 I'd like to offer you a job 1002 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:51,518 To be our agent in Amsterdam 1003 01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:54,316 Agent of the Encyclopedia 1004 01:33:58,360 --> 01:33:59,873 I accept your offer 1005 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,111 Under one condition 1006 01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:19,713 Stay with me till volume XIII - Till XIII? 1007 01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:30,010 I'm tired and can't write "Morals" article. I need you for the main article of volume XIII 1008 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:32,089 What is it about? 1009 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,936 This article has to be created by two people 1010 01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,636 The arcticle is about Sensuality 1011 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,636 You can't stop progress 1012 01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:10,000 Subtitles (c) Anny www.annystudio.com73362

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