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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,354 Is she really going out with him? 2 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,555 The Silver Jubilee 3 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,808 marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign. 4 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:26,439 Oi, watch it! 5 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:57,762 I'll fucking kill you! 6 00:02:57,846 --> 00:03:00,849 Don't come back here, you fucking thieving little git! 7 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:04,435 - Fuck off! - Fucking bastards! 8 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,526 - All right, John? - All right, boys? 9 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:13,111 All right, go, go, go, go! 10 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:18,825 Keep fighting the machine, boys! 11 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,202 To the Queen! 12 00:03:21,286 --> 00:03:23,246 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 13 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,456 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 14 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:28,960 Mum, can I have a word? 15 00:03:30,837 --> 00:03:32,839 Can you sub me next week's pocket money? 16 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,760 - You'll be home by 12:00? - Yeah. 17 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:41,055 A revolution bankrolled entirely by Mum's spare change. 18 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,852 God save the Queen! 19 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:48,938 The fascist regime! 20 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,690 Get off! 21 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:54,569 I fucked your mum! 22 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,654 I had some fun with her afterwards. 23 00:03:56,738 --> 00:03:58,698 She's a very generous lover. 24 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,116 Whoa! 25 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,920 Oi, slow down, mate. Slow down. Come on. 26 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:14,631 I can't believe you did that. That was so funny. 27 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:15,798 Thank you very much. 28 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:18,051 When did they start charging a bleeding pound 29 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,677 for a punk show in Croydon? 30 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,722 Shut it, Vic, all right? We're getting in for free. 31 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:25,141 Up here. 32 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,143 Females await, boys. 33 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,063 Don't touch my hair. 34 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,940 Don't touch my hair. 35 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:36,069 Please kiss my heart and touch my mind. Don't touch me there. 36 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,528 Don't touch my hair. 37 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,492 Don't touch my fucking hair. 38 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:44,118 Oi! 39 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,628 Fuck you, bitch! Bitch! 40 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:56,881 Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing 41 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:59,258 that ever happened to ugly people, isn't it? 42 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,885 Fuck you, Jerry. 43 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:04,472 Wait till you see Slap. Wait till you see my boy! 44 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,685 Oi, get the fuck out of here! 45 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,271 Come in the front door, you poofs! 46 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:16,651 Oh, boys, this place is teeming with proper gash. 47 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:19,362 Do you not like that word, Enn? 48 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,990 Would you prefer "lady bits" or "front bottom"? 49 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:23,074 Fuck off. 50 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:26,077 God, those braces are clinging on for dear life, ain't they? 51 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:30,456 I think the one with pink hair is Shirley from school. 52 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,835 Yeah, I know her. She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch. 53 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:37,463 Go and talk to her then. Get us into the after party. 54 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:39,799 Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck? 55 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,385 Must be another label sniffing around The Dyschords. 56 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,929 You know, Boadicea should be reading our fanzine. 57 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:49,267 Yeah, he's right. She could put us on the map. 58 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,893 - Get us an intro then. - I don't want to. 59 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:53,438 Talk to Shirley. You went to school with her. 60 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,148 - Sod off. - Aww, are you a virgin? 61 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:57,483 - Fuck off! - Go on! 62 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,027 The chick is leaving the nest. 63 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,570 I was in Despair, 64 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:02,373 and now I'm in another band called Lipstick, 65 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,490 which was formed from the remnants of Despair. 66 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:05,908 Hiya! 67 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:09,579 It's Shirley, right? 68 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:11,622 Uh, we went to school together. 69 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:14,292 The name's Spinning Jenny. 70 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,961 Nice. I'm Enn. 71 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:18,921 Uh, we did that show together? Do you remember? 72 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,715 Baa Baa Black Sheep? 73 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,801 I was a bag of wool, and so were you. 74 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,970 And we had that duet together. 75 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:27,597 Go on, give us a tune then, "Shirley." 76 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,807 - Piss off. - Um... 77 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:32,435 I do remember that song we did though. 78 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,770 Let's sing it. 79 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:36,481 Oh, come on. You start. 80 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:41,819 ♪ We are bags of wool, and I love you ♪ 81 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:48,076 ♪ And I'm happy 'cause you love me too ♪ 82 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,452 Don't pay any attention to that. 83 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,871 ♪ But now I'm a gray sock and you're a winter's cap ♪ 84 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:58,169 ♪ Forever apart on the same cold ♪ 85 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,255 ♪ Chap ♪ 86 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:10,598 Oi, oi, oi. Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks! 87 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,976 Ever get the feeling your invitation was lost in the mail? 88 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,104 Who could imagine you lot out here 89 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,940 - in a shithole like Croydon! - Fuck off! 90 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,192 In the world of quantum mechanics, 91 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,778 punks are everywhere at the same time. 92 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,239 Until, observe. 93 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:31,452 Let me welcome you to the leaders of the Party go Punk revolution! 94 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:35,206 The incredible Dyschords! 95 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,300 ♪ With your, with your va-ampire ♪ 96 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:49,220 ♪ 'Cause I'm your little sex to-o-oy ♪ 97 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,722 ♪ Your city is to-o-orn ♪ 98 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:53,349 ♪ She's singing I love you ♪ 99 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,600 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 100 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:57,311 ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 101 00:07:57,395 --> 00:08:00,148 ♪ Under duress ♪ 102 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:02,942 ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 103 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,611 ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 104 00:08:05,695 --> 00:08:06,696 Yes! 105 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,741 Fuck off! Fuck off! 106 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:14,954 ♪ Cradle to the gra-a-ave ♪ 107 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:18,082 ♪ We are told what to do-o-o ♪ 108 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:20,585 ♪ I'm bleeding from my to-o-ongue ♪ 109 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,336 ♪ But my blood's not blue ♪ 110 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,421 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 111 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:26,924 ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 112 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:33,639 Suck him off! 113 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:39,729 Stop! 114 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,607 - Fuck off! - Piss off! 115 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,775 Virgin Records! 116 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,739 - Fuck you, yeah! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 117 00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:51,782 ♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪ 118 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:54,243 ♪ Under duress ♪ 119 00:08:54,327 --> 00:08:57,455 - Yeah! - ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 120 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,874 ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 121 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,710 ♪ A planned adolescence ♪ 122 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,005 ♪ Under duress ♪ 123 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,673 ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪ 124 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,927 ♪ I'm so depressed ♪ 125 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:19,936 Get off! 126 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:22,396 There's your seven-inch. 127 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,106 You stupid fucking pillock. 128 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,108 We had him. We had him! 129 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:27,860 And then you had to go and fuck it up! 130 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:29,737 What are you, suicidal? 131 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,322 Ahh! 132 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,199 - You remind me of my mum. - Good! 133 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:34,951 Bo, I'm the golden goose! 134 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,787 You haven't laid the golden egg yet, have you? 135 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,081 - I've had it, Slap! - So where's the after party? 136 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:41,791 Wadeson Street. And you! 137 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,668 You are barred! 138 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:49,590 I can't bear it if they sign to a major, though. So wrong. 139 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,092 Well, The Clash signed to CBS. 140 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,136 They're dead to me. I've written an editorial in the new issue. 141 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:57,098 - Did you put my Slits review in? - Some of it. 142 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,767 - What did you take out? - The epic fucking poetry. 143 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,478 Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist. 144 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,815 You want to forget the artsy crap next Tuesday, John, mate. 145 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,358 Where are you going to take her? 146 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,069 - Who? - My impending date. 147 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,321 When did you get a date? Who with? 148 00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:14,490 - Tracey. - What? Tracey the Slag? 149 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,325 Tracey the Magnanimous. 150 00:10:16,409 --> 00:10:18,953 "Now, boys, you can touch one of them. 151 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,454 Left one's bigger..." 152 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:22,456 "...right one's nicer!" 153 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:27,253 So I was thinking, do I save up and take her into town? 154 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,016 The Roxy maybe? I mean, she's not a punk... 155 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,840 Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now. 156 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,591 Don't know if he'll let you fuck her in the toilet. 157 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,635 That is genuinely sad to take advantage. 158 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:37,763 Not as sad as being the guy at the party who ends up in the kitchen, 159 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,598 talking to someone's mum. 160 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,226 "Oh, lovely shade of blue, your balls." 161 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,520 Yeah, that'll be the shade of your mum's lipstick, mate. 162 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,607 - Come on, boys! - Tonight, all that changes 163 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,819 at the after party! 164 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,988 - Do you know where we're going? - Yeah, Wadeson Street. 165 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,614 - Which is which way? - Just down the road around the corner. 166 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,199 I trust you implicitly, Vic! 167 00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:02,955 I absolutely know where we're going. 168 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,206 Ugh, again. 169 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,667 Why don't we go for a bit of a swing in the kids' park instead? 170 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,462 - Fuck me! - I'd hurt you, Enn. 171 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,629 How about this, right? 172 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,799 Why don't we finish our beers and decide on the Virys run tomorrow? 173 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:16,552 Enn? 174 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,137 Enn? 175 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,140 What's that music? 176 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,475 - What music? - Shh! 177 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,978 I've almost got it. 178 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:34,153 Now I hear it. 179 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:41,994 Never doubt me again. 180 00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,664 That music is amazing. Is it German? 181 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,542 I feel like I've heard it before. 182 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,294 You never heard nothing before me, mate. 183 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:54,131 Shut it. Let's get laid. 184 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,474 Hello. 185 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,894 We're friends of Boadicea. 186 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,397 She manages The Dyschords. 187 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,357 There is no discord here. 188 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:15,611 Right. What's your name, then? 189 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,155 Stella. 190 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,866 That's got to be the prettiest name I have ever heard. 191 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,661 It's like a star, isn't it? 192 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:29,333 No. Stellas have been stars, but not all stars are Stellas. 193 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,963 Well, you look like a star, Stella. 194 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,745 They must be from California. 195 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,747 Jackpot. 196 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,292 They fuck anything that moves in California. 197 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,920 Yeah, and Croydon is the sister city to Fresno. 198 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,705 It's going to be all right, mate. 199 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,514 Just corner the one that looks the loneliest 200 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:28,851 and speak in short admiring sentences. 201 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,523 Excuse me. 202 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,822 Hmm. 203 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:42,907 Enn. 204 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,242 Enn, mate. Come here. 205 00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:28,827 So cool. 206 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,039 Might have a bit of a dance to that. 207 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,415 I'm... 208 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,335 I'm gonna go find the kitchen. 209 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,874 Hello. 210 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,545 You look like you could use some company. 211 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,175 I'm Enn. 212 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,679 Short for Henry. 213 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,891 I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain. 214 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,602 I don't remember you. 215 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:40,441 Don't you find it sad that we never seem to recognize each other on birthdays? 216 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,694 Weren't you a virus last time? 217 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,280 - Last time? - I thought so. 218 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,782 I'm a Second. 219 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,784 A second what? 220 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,995 Second Colony. 221 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,873 Today... 222 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,252 I manifested imperfectly. 223 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,505 Again. 224 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,802 But that is no reflection on Parent-Teacher Wain. 225 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,014 That is my own burden. 226 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,017 My mate John has got a third nipple... 227 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,021 and it never held him back in any way. 228 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:24,777 In our culture, he would class as an abomination. 229 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,492 I'm... 230 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,799 Happy birthday, Waldo. 231 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,134 Happy birthday to you. 232 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,803 Fourth Colony manifests... 233 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,805 Individuality! 234 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,598 Let's be grateful for our bodies. 235 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,893 After all, they're our last ones. 236 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:15,953 The iconic London sights, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, 237 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,539 and the private Pleasure Dome of the Prime Ministers... 238 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,375 aren't going to happen. 239 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:25,420 This whole Queen's Jubilee celebration sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers 240 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,090 and the city is booked solid. 241 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,050 But we've managed to patch together 242 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,929 a brand-new itinerary of equally nourishing experiences, 243 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,432 all within this deeply authentic suburban community of... 244 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,185 Croydon. 245 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:45,190 Zan, what are you looking forward to experiencing in Croydon? 246 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:53,782 I've sensed some tension over our last few stops, Zan. 247 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,451 Do you have something you want to interjaculate? 248 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,413 Don't hold back, Zan. 249 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,291 - Fourth Colony manifests... - Individuality! 250 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:17,389 You constantly use words like "enrichment" and "authenticity," 251 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:21,435 but we're behaving more like tourists than travelers. 252 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:28,025 I mean, perhaps we could emulate the Stellas and really participate. 253 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:33,071 The Stellas have a different way of enriching their community. 254 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,283 Well, all we ever seem to do is observe and consume. 255 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,369 You are what you eat, Zan. 256 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,246 I know I am. 257 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,498 Zan... 258 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,178 Are you shocked? 259 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,513 No, um... 260 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,517 I get it. I'm into punk. 261 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,561 My name is Enn. 262 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,605 Zan. 263 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,275 Tell me more about yourself, Zan. 264 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,820 Why? We've probably met a thousand times. 265 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,823 What's punk? 266 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,243 Like, The Ramones? Or The Sex Pistols? 267 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,745 Or The New York Dolls. 268 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,873 Well, some people don't count the Dolls. But it's like anarchy. 269 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,460 Now that is punk! 270 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,840 Do more punk to me. 271 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,554 Hmm... 272 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,394 Me and my mates were thinking of starting a band, actually, 273 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,562 'cause none of us know how to play anything, which is... 274 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,315 Oh, God, I'm-I'm sorry. 275 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,860 Um, you're bleeding. 276 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,084 How do I further access the punk? 277 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,463 Well, I could take you dancing at the Roxy. 278 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,132 Rape is playing tomorrow. 279 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,593 Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape. 280 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,013 Does yours? 281 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,223 - Are you a Sixth? - What do you mean? 282 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,518 You're a local? 283 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,563 Stella said it was all right. 284 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,275 And only the Stella knows you're here? 285 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:44,036 Hey, Stella. You're luminous, you know that? 286 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,874 I wanna kiss you forever... 287 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,127 but you make me feel shy. 288 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,798 I don't wanna go too fast, but... 289 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,054 Are you prepared? 290 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,307 Yeah. 291 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,601 Then kneel. 292 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,935 What? 293 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,021 Remove your clothes. 294 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,899 Okay. 295 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,738 How long have you lot been here? 296 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,031 We arrived this morning. 297 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,241 It's the last stop on our tour. 298 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,660 What do your people do on an ordinary day? 299 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,045 Relax. 300 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,925 Breathe. 301 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,431 Close your eyes. 302 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,497 Breathe, Victor. Breathe. 303 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,625 Respire from the orifice. 304 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,254 Saturday's our fanzine distribution day. 305 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:23,176 Sunday, we pick tomatoes over by the sewage pipes. 306 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,180 You see, tomato seeds, they don't break down in the digestive system, 307 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,142 so they grow wild wherever there's a leak in the pipes. 308 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:33,103 We pick them to sell them for photocopying money. 309 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:38,191 Dancing, free trade, duplication, 310 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,360 having no restrictions? 311 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,404 Well, we do what we want. 312 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,490 Release! 313 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,827 Merge! 314 00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,580 Let go! 315 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,253 Ascend! 316 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,599 Who the fuck are you? 317 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,602 Who the fuck is he? 318 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,313 Who the fuck are you? 319 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,160 Do you think I could smell it? 320 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,494 Yeah, pop it off like that. 321 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,424 That's a Level One violation. 322 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,551 Yes, it is, Celia. 323 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:50,722 Level Two. 324 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,671 She's approaching a Level Three! 325 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,811 Enn! 326 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,000 Enn, we've all got to get out of here! 327 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,316 What? 328 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,985 You! I see you! 329 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,487 Stay away from me! 330 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:24,965 I claim our Colony's right to unique experience, Waldo! 331 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,800 This is unprecedented. 332 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,635 Oh! You mean it's unique? 333 00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,932 Zan, this tone. 334 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,479 John! John! We've got to get out of here! 335 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,356 Shut the fuck up! 336 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,233 Hurry! Hurry! 337 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,902 Out! Out! 338 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,491 Out! Out! 339 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,500 Lads. Lads, lads. Lads, lads. Lads. 340 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:04,421 Lads, that was the future. 341 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,757 What the hell is wrong with you? Did you force her or something? 342 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,719 Fuck you! 343 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,721 What was that for? 344 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:16,433 Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate? 345 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,518 - Vic. - Enn! 346 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,937 Enn. Enn. 347 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,857 I claimed a unilateral dispensation. 348 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,608 What? 349 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,277 I can come with you. 350 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,613 To the punk. 351 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,116 Oh. Well, everything's closed. 352 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,870 Everything on the island? 353 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,621 The island? 354 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,832 Oh... Well, yeah. 355 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,127 Wh-when do you have to be back? 356 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,129 I have 48 hours. 357 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,136 Enn... 358 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,888 What is it? 359 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,558 I feel... 360 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,895 this body is dying. 361 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,792 It may yet live. 362 00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,890 Are those my shoes? 363 00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:28,851 How did you know? 364 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,604 Because they look exactly like my shoes. 365 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,899 No, you don't have to. 366 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,544 Did you build this place? 367 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,130 No. My dad built it for me. 368 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,342 I like your ring. 369 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,428 It's the symbol of my Colony. 370 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,140 Are these the symbols of your Colony? 371 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,852 - Uh... - The Punk Colony? 372 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,396 I guess, some of them. 373 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:17,233 'Cause our mag's called Virys, uh... 374 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:24,240 so I... I came up with this cartoon character, Virys Boy, 375 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,617 because he looks a bit punk. 376 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,037 See here, he goes around 377 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,289 and he meets all these arseholes... 378 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:35,251 and just spreads himself everywhere and infects everyone 379 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,338 to fight fascism and conformity. 380 00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:46,054 So the solution to conformity is forced insemination and cloning? 381 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,765 Oh. Um... 382 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:53,561 That's... It was meant to be a metaphor for freedom. 383 00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:57,649 I just think, uh, once we're free, we'll... 384 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,693 we'll stop doing what we're told, which is just consume. 385 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:04,530 If we don't stop, we'll eat the fucking world. 386 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:09,952 There are contradictions in your metaphor. 387 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,371 Yeah. 388 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,122 But I am moved by it. 389 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:16,501 - Really? - Mm. 390 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:22,215 Do you know that in every person's DNA 391 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:26,803 there's a remnant of every virus that has ever infected a human being 392 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,263 since the birth of man? 393 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,266 I think adapting to survive viruses 394 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:37,438 is what eventually turned bacteria into human beings. 395 00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,606 I was a bacterium... 396 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,483 Who knows what we will become in the future. 397 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,569 - ...but I never met a virus. - I think viruses will save us. 398 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:14,684 Wow, your skin is so soft there. 399 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,479 Your hands are so cold. 400 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:21,816 Your ears are translucent. 401 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,197 Your penis is small and folded, 402 00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:31,451 like the bud of a tiny pink flower. 403 00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:38,875 Oh, it's losing its structure. 404 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:42,962 Hmm. 405 00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:15,995 Mum, this is, uh, my friend. 406 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,914 She... 407 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,836 We, um... We actually... 408 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,557 Right. Explanation. 409 00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:38,142 I am Zan. 410 00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:39,852 Zan's American. 411 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:45,066 Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once. 412 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:47,860 No, Mum. You actually didn't nearly go to Hollywood once. 413 00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:50,905 - I was a model. - A foot model. 414 00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:54,742 There was this audition for a Diana Dors film. 415 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:57,411 That film was shot in Ealing. I looked it up. 416 00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,997 They needed to do a close-up on Diana's foot, 417 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,624 and they called us models in, 418 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:05,169 because Diana had six toes on the foot in question. 419 00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:08,965 I kept my foot wrapped in Vaseline for seven days. 420 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,967 And then when I took the bag off, 421 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,802 my skin was as soft as a baby's lips. 422 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:16,097 Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth. 423 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,559 Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache from using Vaseline. 424 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:21,769 And she did all right for herself, didn't she? 425 00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,938 If by "all right," you mean dead. 426 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:26,732 Do you ever see me shaving my feet? 427 00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:29,026 - Thankfully not. - Right. 428 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,114 Oh! I love this record! 429 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:35,449 It's not a record, it's a tape. 430 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,540 And white people trying to sing like black people is racist. 431 00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,041 I'm not a racialist. 432 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,503 Pancakes! Let's make pancakes. 433 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,027 Americans love pancakes, don't they? 434 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,132 Come on, love. You show me how it's done. 435 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,717 You don't have to. 436 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,064 - Come on, Henry. - No, Mum. 437 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,026 - Come on. - No! 438 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,903 Come to Mama. 439 00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,654 That is not okay. 440 00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,239 Grind it. 441 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,675 Stop it. 442 00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:36,510 - What? - Looking at me. 443 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,348 Looked-at babies make more successful adults. 444 00:35:40,431 --> 00:35:41,933 That's proven. 445 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,064 She's adorable. 446 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:51,901 And everyone needs that special someone. 447 00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:55,029 Everyone, Enn. 448 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:57,198 What's that supposed to mean? 449 00:35:57,281 --> 00:36:00,451 - Henry, it's just a date. - Malcolm? 450 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:03,955 Well, it's the Jubilee tea dance on Sunday, and that's all it is. 451 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,539 Mum, he's repugnant. 452 00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:08,000 He was a paratrooper in Indochina. 453 00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,294 He peeled potatoes. I looked it up. 454 00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:13,018 Your generation will eventually be doing nothing but looking it up. 455 00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:16,884 I'm a woman. With a clitoris. Look that up. 456 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,264 Malcolm says that my best days are not behind me. 457 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,639 They've just begun. 458 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,599 You're not England, for Christ's sake, Mum. 459 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:27,186 Well, he's a right lot kinder to me than your left-wing father ever was. 460 00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:28,688 Well, he was kind to me! 461 00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:30,356 He left you when you were nine. 462 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:32,233 Well, who'd blame him, with your yammering. 463 00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,734 You'll do the same to someone else one day. 464 00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:35,945 - I'm sure! - I would never do that! 465 00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:43,244 Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked. 466 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:46,914 It's okay. It's my first time at this. 467 00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,791 It's taking longer than I expected. 468 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,668 Hmm. 469 00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:57,133 Ma'am? 470 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,723 Zan. 471 00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,433 Waldo. 472 00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:09,103 I agree in principle that there is no progress without deviation. 473 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:14,442 But you have to remember that you are not just you. 474 00:37:15,526 --> 00:37:18,154 And we are not just us without you. 475 00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:21,699 I'm nourishing my body with raw data to enrich the Eating. 476 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,952 Isn't that the purpose of this endless tour? 477 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:27,288 I'm doing it for you. 478 00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,331 Oh, this is not about me. 479 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:33,210 I ate pancakes, which I am currently excreting. 480 00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,172 And I danced. 481 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:39,091 I danced with the Parent-Teacher you are riding. 482 00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,719 Those are unique experiences, Waldo. 483 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:44,847 You've exceeded your experience quota, young lady. 484 00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:52,396 Ooh. I lost my place. 485 00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:54,857 Oh, yeah. 486 00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,741 You just finish up this one, love. 487 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,249 I can see you, Keyhole Kevin. 488 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,211 Oh, she's a lovely girl. 489 00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,214 Let's go! 490 00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:15,354 I like this body. 491 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,148 Is it a good one? 492 00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,191 I like yours. 493 00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:21,443 It smells like butter. 494 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,196 Tastes like salt. 495 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,282 What do I smell like? 496 00:39:58,189 --> 00:40:00,274 I like your Parent-Teacher. 497 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:03,194 Who, Mum? She never taught me a bloody thing. 498 00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:06,530 What about the other one? 499 00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:09,533 The one who made your tree-temple? 500 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,328 Oh, my dad? 501 00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:17,958 Well, he was a jazz musician, actually. 502 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:22,870 But he never really recorded anything, 'cause he said that would be selling out. 503 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:25,716 Is that punk? 504 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,510 Dad was definitely a punk. 505 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,640 He was someone who never settled for the way that things were. 506 00:40:34,892 --> 00:40:36,727 Is that why he left you? 507 00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:54,620 If I was your Parent-Teacher, I would never leave you. 508 00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:51,635 - Waldo? - Yes, Wain? 509 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,972 Has it not occurred to you, if you allow her this degree of freedom, 510 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,265 she may do more than rebel? 511 00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,184 Stop. 512 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,986 - That's my fault too? - Who else's? 513 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:12,865 Well, Stella did approve interaction with the local. 514 00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,909 Limited interaction is my Colony's prerogative. 515 00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:19,371 It's not my fault you can't regulate your own progeny. 516 00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:24,376 You have less than 24 hours until Exit to rectify the situation. 517 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,296 And then we eat. 518 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,592 I'm aware of the schedule. 519 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:33,469 Then why not eliminate the problem? 520 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,352 - I could do with an appetizer. - Oh, come on. 521 00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:39,975 Stella, eating before Exit in this manifestation will be very messy. 522 00:42:40,059 --> 00:42:42,603 I recommend sequestration. She'll soon come running back. 523 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:45,356 - I really don't... - That's a fair compromise. 524 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:46,440 All those in favor? 525 00:42:47,858 --> 00:42:49,485 PT First? 526 00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:54,323 Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted. 527 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:55,824 The offspring is shunned. 528 00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,285 Shunned. 529 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:02,039 - Shunned? - Shunned. 530 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,125 Shunned. 531 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:16,762 It was like choral vocals over a driving backbeat. 532 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,639 - Do you know what I mean? - Eh? 533 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:21,517 It was metronomic, yet tribal. 534 00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:23,936 There's 12 there. 535 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,772 Like... Did Eno ever produce any dub-reggae? 536 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:28,982 - Try krautrock. - That's where I am! 537 00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:35,280 Oh, speak of the devil. 538 00:43:35,364 --> 00:43:38,367 That music that was playing at your party, is that available on LP? 539 00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:41,703 Oi. What you bringing her here for? 540 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,622 What's your problem? 541 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,249 Where're your other Americans? 542 00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,750 I have no idea. 543 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,461 What, so you've been with him the whole time? 544 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:54,007 I slept at his house and met his mum. 545 00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:58,637 And we engaged in incomplete sexual activity. 546 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,639 Now I'm looking forward to experiencing 547 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,433 just an ordinary Saturday with your Colony. 548 00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:07,396 Well, you butchered my Slits review, but otherwise, it looks great. 549 00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:08,981 Thank you, mate. 550 00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:11,358 Right, I need you to push this issue this time. 551 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:13,569 Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run. 552 00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:39,720 So, uh, what do they think of the Queen's Jubilee in America? 553 00:44:41,263 --> 00:44:42,472 In America? 554 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:46,393 Um, they're in favor of it. 555 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,437 Really? 556 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,398 The sovereign embodies their collective consciousness. 557 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:55,319 They haven't had a sovereign for, what? 200 years. 558 00:44:57,154 --> 00:45:01,950 Um... Their superior longevity keeps the memories fresh. 559 00:45:02,034 --> 00:45:04,536 Are you saying Americans live longer than us? 560 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,621 Absolutely. 561 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,247 Well, why would that be the case? 562 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:13,086 Because of the largely isolated and vegetarian lives they lead. 563 00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,632 McDonald's is from America. 564 00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:21,428 McDonald's. Yes. 565 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:25,557 Right. So they're not, like, all vegetarians, right? 566 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,893 No. Not all. 567 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,561 Only the alpha elite. 568 00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:31,772 Oh? Like the President? 569 00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:35,317 Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian? I did not know that. 570 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,860 I've already said too much. 571 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:39,613 Surveillance, repercussions... 572 00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:41,198 What, like the FBI? 573 00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:44,409 Mmm. The FBI, yes. They would be vulnerable. 574 00:45:46,328 --> 00:45:49,414 I don't wish to be interrogated on this matter any further. 575 00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:53,794 So I'm just going to walk away, 576 00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:57,297 and, when I come back, we won't speak of this again. 577 00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:09,309 What's with the third degree? 578 00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:11,895 She's not normal. None of them are. 579 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:22,656 Ready to come home yet? 580 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,783 You're riding a child, Waldo? 581 00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:28,161 You gave me a dispensation. 582 00:46:28,245 --> 00:46:29,871 Zan, your peers are acting out. 583 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,624 The PTs are angry. This can't continue. 584 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,042 You're just jealous. 585 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:36,169 Has it not yet occurred to you, young Henry, 586 00:46:36,253 --> 00:46:39,715 that these people could be operating as some kind of a high-level cult? 587 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:42,050 - Exactly. - The code of silence. 588 00:46:42,134 --> 00:46:45,053 Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism. 589 00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:47,472 Shouldn't you be touring a potato field or something? 590 00:46:47,556 --> 00:46:49,725 Zan, you're being childish. 591 00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:52,519 I've been forbidden to even talk to you. 592 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:55,981 I bet they participate in some bizarre sex rituals. 593 00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:57,399 No. 594 00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,318 - How do you know that? - I just... 595 00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:00,777 I don't see it happening. 596 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,697 - Well, it's a global phenomenon. - What is? 597 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:06,825 Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts. 598 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,077 Do you want me to Exit without you? 599 00:47:09,161 --> 00:47:11,204 Because I can do it like that. 600 00:47:11,288 --> 00:47:12,789 I don't care what you do! 601 00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:24,217 I only have 22 hours left. I now wish to see the punk. 602 00:47:24,301 --> 00:47:25,635 All right. 603 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,224 Fucking hell. 604 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,355 What are they saying? 605 00:47:36,438 --> 00:47:38,690 What? That's where we're going. 606 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,081 What? 607 00:47:54,164 --> 00:47:57,167 That's it. Give me more, give me more. 608 00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:12,557 Boadicea, meet Enn. 609 00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:18,063 He's got something very important to tell you. 610 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,025 Hiya. 611 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:26,571 I hope we're not interrupting your work. 612 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:30,909 Uh, I thought you might want to see our fanzine. 613 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:42,838 - I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I? - Yeah. 614 00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:49,344 Jumping around, falling over. Looking like a fucking idiot. 615 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:50,720 Oh! 616 00:48:50,804 --> 00:48:53,432 What you laughing at? You're Flash Harry, right? 617 00:48:54,516 --> 00:48:57,561 Shiny on the outside, gaping hole within. 618 00:48:57,644 --> 00:49:00,689 And this one, you're a social liability. 619 00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:03,483 Not funny. 620 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,913 Why'd you do that? 621 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,791 Are you the Parent-Teacher here? 622 00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:27,549 That's me. Come here. 623 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,153 Would you like to take a look around? 624 00:49:55,327 --> 00:49:58,288 Piss off! Come on. 625 00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:02,250 You need to control your girl, Enn. 626 00:50:03,502 --> 00:50:05,128 It sounded sort of Krautrock-y. 627 00:50:05,212 --> 00:50:06,671 So like Faust? 628 00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:09,716 - Similar, but more intense. - Like Neu? 629 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,177 No, no, no. It was like... It had choral undertones, 630 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,970 like a million whales being strangled. 631 00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:16,473 - Pere Ubu? - Maybe. 632 00:50:16,556 --> 00:50:19,184 All right, then. All right. Wait two minutes, 633 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:21,478 and I swear I'm gonna find something for you. 634 00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,355 - All right, bless, brother. - Bless. 635 00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,192 Maybe cults don't record their own music. 636 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:31,530 Although Charlie Manson had a couple of boss tunes. 637 00:50:31,613 --> 00:50:34,032 I think she's trying to leave the cult. 638 00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:37,619 Exit. People exit cults. 639 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:40,080 Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer. 640 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:42,332 What, like kidnapping? 641 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,377 Extraction. 642 00:50:46,545 --> 00:50:48,004 Bo-diss... 643 00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,966 No. Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea. 644 00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,635 - Boadicea. - That's it. 645 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,554 Haven't you heard of her? 646 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:59,849 She was the Celtic queen who ran the Romans out of London. 647 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,145 The first punk. 648 00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:07,482 The first punk was a she. 649 00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:11,027 What is punk, Boadicea? 650 00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:16,741 It's just the fag end of the blues, dear. 651 00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:22,289 You know, a year ago, I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there. 652 00:51:22,372 --> 00:51:26,418 Next time I saw him, he didn't even know me, the fucking Frampton. 653 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:30,797 Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone, Ari Up from The Slits. 654 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,508 I knew all of them in the day, 655 00:51:34,718 --> 00:51:37,470 which was only a few months ago, really. 656 00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:40,015 Sellouts now, of course. 657 00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:41,766 I worked with Vivienne Westwood 658 00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:44,894 till she fired me for improving on one of her gowns. 659 00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:47,856 Green is not a good color on her, let me tell you. 660 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,027 Yeah, they pose as mentors, but they suck your blood 661 00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:55,113 because they know that their days are numbered. 662 00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:58,450 Hmm. 663 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:04,122 Your skin is like milk. 664 00:52:08,418 --> 00:52:10,879 Anyway, the fucking point is to smash the oppressor, 665 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,757 tell the truth, be an original, blah, blah, blah... 666 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,425 I'm boring myself now. 667 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:17,719 "Every breath is an original." 668 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,971 That's a motto from my group. 669 00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:21,890 What? Are you a singer then? 670 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,393 I've been many things. 671 00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:28,229 I've even been a star. 672 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,317 Really? 673 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:36,571 I once harmonized with a brown dwarf. 674 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,909 A Brown Dwarf? 675 00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:47,749 Didn't they open for The Shits? 676 00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:04,933 Fuck off! 677 00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:09,604 Quiet. 678 00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:12,399 Quiet down, you cruds. Shut it! 679 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:16,277 Tonight, I am delighted to announce 680 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,948 that The Dyschords will be welcoming a guest singer. 681 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,951 Who will be also modeling... 682 00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:25,704 - Where's Slap? - Shut your gaping gob! 683 00:53:25,787 --> 00:53:27,622 He's on probation! 684 00:53:27,706 --> 00:53:30,083 So, tonight, I introduce to you 685 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,460 the erstwhile frontwoman 686 00:53:32,544 --> 00:53:35,505 for legendary American cult collective 687 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:37,716 A Brown Dwarf. 688 00:53:40,802 --> 00:53:44,639 Let's make some noise for... 689 00:53:44,723 --> 00:53:48,226 Zandra! 690 00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:54,482 - I don't know any songs. - You just make it up. 691 00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:57,068 Just sing about something that you know. 692 00:53:57,152 --> 00:53:58,528 Enough of this hippie shit. 693 00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:00,780 Get up there. 694 00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:03,992 All right. Zandra! 695 00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:15,962 This is, um, this is the history of my people. 696 00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:18,715 The Mayflower! 697 00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:26,723 ♪ Six is the number of the Body Celestial ♪ 698 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:29,934 Shut the fuck up. 699 00:54:31,603 --> 00:54:35,231 ♪ Six are the holy names ♪ 700 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,485 You need to shout it a bit more. 701 00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:45,909 ♪ Six are the Colonies ♪ 702 00:54:46,910 --> 00:54:52,081 ♪ And six their Parent-Teachers ♪ 703 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,960 Oi, that's my mic, you Yankee bitch! 704 00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:57,712 Shut the fuck up, Slap! 705 00:54:58,713 --> 00:55:00,548 She's only a bloody tourist. 706 00:55:01,925 --> 00:55:05,970 I am not a tourist! 707 00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:11,184 ♪ They suckled us ♪ 708 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:14,229 ♪ Like babes in a crèche ♪ 709 00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:19,984 ♪ Until Eating Time ♪ 710 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:25,073 ♪ Where they tear our flesh ♪ 711 00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:28,868 ♪ They ate us alive like the Titans ate the gods ♪ 712 00:55:28,952 --> 00:55:33,206 ♪ They ate us alive like the punks ate the mods ♪ 713 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:36,251 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪ 714 00:55:37,252 --> 00:55:40,296 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 715 00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:44,300 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪ 716 00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:50,139 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 717 00:55:50,223 --> 00:55:51,724 ♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ♪ 718 00:55:57,981 --> 00:56:00,233 ♪ They took their children's flesh ♪ 719 00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:01,985 Come on, you pricks! 720 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,112 ♪ And wore it like a robe ♪ 721 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,698 ♪ Abducted my body ♪ 722 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:12,036 ♪ And fucked me with a probe ♪ 723 00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:16,541 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 724 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,794 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 725 00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:21,296 I love it! I love it! 726 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:24,382 ♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 727 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:29,345 ♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 728 00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,222 ♪ The Sun grips the Earth ♪ 729 00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:32,599 ♪ Takes a bite ♪ 730 00:56:32,682 --> 00:56:35,685 ♪ Spits the Moon into the sky ♪ 731 00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:38,479 ♪ We sink our teeth into the ground ♪ 732 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,148 ♪ And suck it dry ♪ 733 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:43,818 ♪ Shit the world a fat goodbye ♪ 734 00:56:44,861 --> 00:56:48,907 ♪ But man can't live by man alone ♪ 735 00:56:48,990 --> 00:56:51,701 ♪ The fate of a cannibal people ♪ 736 00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:56,372 ♪ Is one of tooth and bone ♪ 737 00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:01,210 ♪ Tooth and bone ♪ 738 00:57:01,294 --> 00:57:02,462 ♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy ♪ 739 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,130 ♪ Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 740 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,257 ♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪ 741 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:31,699 ♪ Tooth and bone ♪ 742 00:57:31,783 --> 00:57:36,788 ♪ Please, God, don't leave me alone ♪ 743 00:57:37,789 --> 00:57:39,374 ♪ Hey ♪ 744 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,042 ♪ Ha ♪ 745 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,544 ♪ La ♪ 746 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:47,715 ♪ I'm here, I see you ♪ 747 00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:53,721 ♪ Let me inside, I'll never leave you ♪ 748 00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:55,223 ♪ Hey ♪ 749 00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:57,225 ♪ Ha ♪ 750 00:57:57,308 --> 00:58:00,186 ♪ La ♪ 751 00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:02,563 ♪ Let me be your virus, let me be your virus ♪ 752 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:06,901 ♪ Let me be your virus, let me be your virus ♪ 753 00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:33,594 ♪ And in the end ♪ 754 00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:37,557 ♪ The love you take ♪ 755 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,519 ♪ Is equal to ♪ 756 00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:44,105 ♪ The love, the love, the love, the love ♪ 757 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,024 ♪ The love, the love, the love, the love ♪ 758 00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:51,529 ♪ You ate. ♪ 759 00:59:28,483 --> 00:59:30,443 Yes! 760 00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:33,321 Move back! Move back! Everyone, move back. 761 00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:34,781 Go back there. 762 00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:38,076 This is a moment! 763 00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,578 I made this happen! 764 00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:44,165 Get Vivienne on the phone! Get her on the phone now! 765 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:51,130 - Did you see what I saw? - Yes! 766 00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:53,591 Somebody must've dosed us. 767 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:14,278 How did we know what to sing? 768 01:00:14,362 --> 01:00:16,155 Something mad about an Eating Time. 769 01:00:16,239 --> 01:00:17,949 But that's real. That's the end of our journey. 770 01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:20,493 - How did you know about that? - I don't know. 771 01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:22,787 What do you mean by "the end of our journey"? 772 01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:26,999 Tomorrow we Exit, which is followed by the Eating. 773 01:00:28,084 --> 01:00:29,836 What is the Eating? 774 01:00:30,837 --> 01:00:32,505 The Parent-Teachers eat their children. 775 01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:33,965 I don't know, it's supposed to feel good. 776 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,342 It's how we sustain the species. 777 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,679 What? 778 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,851 Stay here! 779 01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:46,769 Don't move! 780 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:52,316 John! 781 01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:55,111 I think they're planning a mass suicide. 782 01:00:55,194 --> 01:00:58,406 Amazing. The time is now, comrade. 783 01:00:58,489 --> 01:00:59,907 Do what must be done. 784 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,577 John, I found some krautrock. 785 01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:11,252 - Do you hear that? - This is what I was talking to you about! 786 01:01:57,298 --> 01:02:00,384 That was amazing, Zan. 787 01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:02,511 Where did you learn that song? 788 01:02:02,595 --> 01:02:04,347 Something happened to you on that stage, 789 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,766 something that has never happened before. 790 01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,267 Does Waldo know you're here? 791 01:02:08,351 --> 01:02:10,478 You've been shunned. 792 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:11,979 What does that mean? 793 01:02:12,063 --> 01:02:15,775 Zan, what you sang about the Eating, you made it sound frightening. 794 01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:16,859 Wainswain! 795 01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,153 Multiple violations! 796 01:02:28,037 --> 01:02:31,791 Unauthorized manual permeation? 797 01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:39,131 Bad Stellas. 798 01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:46,305 Oh, the things I'm going to do to you for this. 799 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,851 You're in extreme danger of being left behind. 800 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,812 We have to leave now. 801 01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:54,230 I feel alive. 802 01:02:55,231 --> 01:02:56,482 I feel opened. 803 01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,484 Zan. 804 01:02:59,694 --> 01:03:01,214 - Get away from her! - Leave him alone! 805 01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:05,449 Everyone just leave everyone alone! 806 01:03:47,116 --> 01:03:48,576 Ugh! 807 01:04:00,129 --> 01:04:01,130 Enn? 808 01:04:02,298 --> 01:04:03,382 Enn. 809 01:04:07,053 --> 01:04:08,304 Enn! 810 01:04:28,157 --> 01:04:30,993 Congratulations are in order, my dear. 811 01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:36,832 You are with child. 812 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:16,288 Fuck! 813 01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:58,622 She's a menace. 814 01:05:58,706 --> 01:06:01,917 I move for the immediate eradication of the deviant child. 815 01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,461 - No! - I call a vote. 816 01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:05,671 We don't have a quorum to vote. 817 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,006 Where is Stella? 818 01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:11,093 - Welcome, Stella. - Thank you, Stella. 819 01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:16,265 You know, Daddy doesn't get out very much. 820 01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:19,101 Only for special occasions. 821 01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:21,812 Stella, you know there are consequences 822 01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:25,191 when you interact with locals without permission 823 01:06:25,274 --> 01:06:28,235 and it can't wait until after Exit. 824 01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:30,779 Will it feel like the supernova manifestation? 825 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,700 Stella, will you do the honors? 826 01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:36,785 Certainly, Stella. 827 01:06:50,633 --> 01:06:52,927 Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 828 01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,678 Come. 829 01:06:54,762 --> 01:06:56,263 Come, my pretty. 830 01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:58,432 In you go. 831 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:00,893 No... 832 01:07:00,976 --> 01:07:03,187 No, I... 833 01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,730 I don't wanna go. 834 01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:07,274 No! No! 835 01:07:18,661 --> 01:07:20,204 Enn! 836 01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:01,412 The Kronos Syndrome. 837 01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:03,872 Who? 838 01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:06,292 Cannibal incest, comrades. 839 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,002 This is a higher level of cult. 840 01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,670 We need to get the authorities involved. 841 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:11,463 No. It'll be a bloodbath. 842 01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:12,798 Fine by me. 843 01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:14,508 Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out. 844 01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:16,512 Look, I don't know happened to you in there, Vic, 845 01:08:16,552 --> 01:08:19,471 but if they took your balls too, you can leave now. 846 01:08:22,558 --> 01:08:23,642 I've got my balls. 847 01:08:23,726 --> 01:08:25,436 How did you find out all this info again? 848 01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:27,896 I saw it through their fucking window! 849 01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:30,190 Now, are you lot with me? 850 01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:31,817 Yeah, course we are, Enn. 851 01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:35,154 Yeah, mate. 852 01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:36,238 Right. 853 01:08:37,865 --> 01:08:39,700 We'll need backup. 854 01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:43,162 It's not a joke. 855 01:08:43,245 --> 01:08:45,789 She's part of an American cannibalistic cult. 856 01:08:45,873 --> 01:08:48,917 They eat their young. 857 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:52,963 Enn, all species eat their young. 858 01:08:53,047 --> 01:08:54,632 Boadicea, I need your help. 859 01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:56,258 - Fuck off. - I can't do this... 860 01:08:56,342 --> 01:08:57,593 Come here. Come here. 861 01:09:02,765 --> 01:09:05,809 Your skin... 862 01:09:05,893 --> 01:09:09,980 Yes, your skin is like cheese. 863 01:09:10,064 --> 01:09:12,066 Like a fine Stilton. 864 01:09:13,484 --> 01:09:15,694 - What, do I repel you? - No, but... 865 01:09:15,778 --> 01:09:18,197 When I was your age, I was pretty. 866 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,908 - Zan needs your help, and I... - Let me tell you something. 867 01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:26,205 I have had 12 abortions and nothing to show for it. 868 01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:31,460 How did I end up in this fucking Croydon at the fag-end of my fertility! 869 01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:34,630 But you're the closest thing to a mum that Zan's ever had. 870 01:09:34,713 --> 01:09:36,298 You chose her. 871 01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:40,302 She was chosen. 872 01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:26,682 It's hard to be a parent. 873 01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:32,062 You must relinquish all other attachments. 874 01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:34,773 You will raise them, teach them... 875 01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,318 and then you will let them go. 876 01:10:40,612 --> 01:10:42,448 I wish to stay. 877 01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:45,534 I'm not sure they could be born here. 878 01:10:46,702 --> 01:10:48,620 We are made of different stuff. 879 01:10:50,456 --> 01:10:54,543 Zan, listen carefully. 880 01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:56,712 Our people are dying. 881 01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:02,384 We give birth to fewer and fewer each cycle. 882 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:09,641 But your children are a sign that there's a different way for our people. 883 01:11:12,186 --> 01:11:14,605 - What way? - I have a plan. 884 01:11:14,688 --> 01:11:16,273 We must play along 885 01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:17,816 until I can implement it. 886 01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,240 Yes? 887 01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:28,285 - Asbestos check. - The hidden killer in your home. 888 01:11:30,162 --> 01:11:31,497 This is not our home. 889 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,957 Mandatory check. Government regulations. 890 01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:35,292 Won't take a minute. 891 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:38,170 Shh. 892 01:11:38,253 --> 01:11:41,173 - Do you have identification? - Certainly. 893 01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,510 We're in! 894 01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:57,856 Perimeter breach! 895 01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:26,510 Onward! 896 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:31,181 - Let's split up. - Oh, I don't know... 897 01:12:31,265 --> 01:12:32,557 No. We'll find her faster that way. 898 01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:34,351 - Shout if you see her. - Fuck. 899 01:12:38,647 --> 01:12:40,357 - What the fuck? - Keep looking. 900 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,441 Oh, shit. 901 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,068 - Any luck? - Nothing. 902 01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:45,153 - No. Can't find her. - Bollocks. 903 01:12:47,656 --> 01:12:49,116 Oh, shit! 904 01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:02,629 Zan! 905 01:13:02,713 --> 01:13:03,880 - You must stay quiet. - Zan! 906 01:13:03,964 --> 01:13:06,216 If they find us, they'll kill us all. 907 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,580 Enn would never let that happen. 908 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,891 Good thing you can just swallow us up. 909 01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:17,311 You sprang from our loins. 910 01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:20,480 We are England! 911 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,120 Oi, them's the ones what stole my arse-cherry! 912 01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:36,705 I was saving that. 913 01:13:36,788 --> 01:13:38,332 Oh, really? 914 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,962 Victor. 915 01:13:44,046 --> 01:13:46,048 We've been waiting for you. 916 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,015 Gotcha. 917 01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:45,023 What, you-you, uh, you can't be ridden? 918 01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:49,778 I gave that up ages ago, dear. 919 01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:53,115 Herpes and sprogs. 920 01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:55,117 - Sprogs? - Kids. 921 01:14:56,284 --> 01:14:58,745 Sex is over. Haven't you heard? 922 01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:01,623 Tear it all down. 923 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,710 Evolve or die, love. 924 01:15:07,379 --> 01:15:11,883 Evolve or die. 925 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:22,686 It's been a long day. 926 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:24,938 Drink? 927 01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:31,903 I could do something with you... 928 01:15:36,616 --> 01:15:38,743 you might have a future. 929 01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,705 Tea break! 930 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:48,044 Fucking fancy, comrades. 931 01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:50,464 The outcome of this assault is in doubt. 932 01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:54,468 Zan must be dealt with, without delay. 933 01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:55,594 Come, my dear. 934 01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:57,304 You will harm no child of mine. 935 01:15:58,305 --> 01:16:00,223 You're not permitted to touch me. 936 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,601 I created you. 937 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:05,520 Well, you curated us, really. 938 01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:08,773 And now I will save us all. 939 01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:16,656 Fourth Colony manifests... 940 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,742 Individuality! 941 01:16:24,289 --> 01:16:25,415 Zan! 942 01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:29,127 We feast... 943 01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:32,464 We feast a lot on-on children. 944 01:16:34,925 --> 01:16:36,510 And I'd say, you know, it fills me up. 945 01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:40,055 It fills me up, good and proper, but then I get lonely after that. 946 01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:41,515 What's going on? 947 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,935 I feel deeply, deep hole, deep hole inside... 948 01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:46,478 What's going on? 949 01:16:46,561 --> 01:16:48,855 - What is going on? - Where the hell is Zan? 950 01:16:48,939 --> 01:16:51,441 I don't know. Uh, try through there. 951 01:16:51,525 --> 01:16:53,235 Try through there. 952 01:16:53,318 --> 01:16:54,903 Whoa! 953 01:16:58,073 --> 01:16:59,533 Zan! 954 01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:00,617 Enn! 955 01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:04,788 I call a General Synod. 956 01:17:05,997 --> 01:17:08,833 I have that right, once an eon. 957 01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:16,091 Prepare for Wide-Radius Counterruption. 958 01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:30,772 Ugh. 959 01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:45,287 Waldo, you dare call a Synod? 960 01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:48,248 Oh, Wain, why do you always have to shout? 961 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,833 PT, you are compromised. 962 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,251 Ooh. Level One Violation! 963 01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:57,215 PT First, the humans are neutralized. I recomm... 964 01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:01,761 I told you he was different. 965 01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:04,806 I'm an artist. 966 01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:07,601 Brothers and sisters, I move to amend the Celestial Charter. 967 01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:10,562 I propose the elimination of the Eating. 968 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:15,609 Don't be ridiculous! The Eating is what keeps us alive. 969 01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:16,860 What about the children? 970 01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,653 Their experiences will go to waste. 971 01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:22,741 They will live out their natural cycles, nourished by their own experiences. 972 01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:24,701 What, and they all get to breed? 973 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,536 Where does it end? Factionalism? 974 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:28,121 War? Environmental collapse? 975 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,373 The answer is yes. 976 01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:35,211 Each of your peoples met apocalypse. 977 01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:36,963 Have you forgotten? 978 01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:43,178 Each of you were convinced you were the only species in the universe. 979 01:18:43,261 --> 01:18:45,305 Maddened by the arrogance of solitude, 980 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:47,641 you gorged on your worlds' resources. 981 01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:51,645 You grew fat as your planets shriveled. 982 01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,146 You eat when you're lonely. 983 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:57,651 And now, our numbers dwindle, 984 01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:01,571 for holy attrition was always at the secret heart of my design. 985 01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:04,658 We shall diminish. 986 01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:10,288 And we shall do it with grace and compassion. 987 01:19:10,372 --> 01:19:12,332 The parents will consume the children, 988 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,793 and then I will consume the parents, 989 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,461 until at last... 990 01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:22,258 I, alone, will turn upon myself and eat. 991 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:26,513 No more knowledge in the meat to distract us. 992 01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:30,600 Only the freedom of silence. 993 01:19:30,684 --> 01:19:33,269 And the universe 994 01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:37,857 breathes a sigh of perfect relief. 995 01:19:39,359 --> 01:19:40,944 Bollocks! 996 01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,072 I don't know what the bloody hell you're on about 997 01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:46,658 with your Swedish suicide complex, 998 01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:49,077 but you can't just come down here and insult us. 999 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,245 - Silence! - Now we may 1000 01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:54,332 have cocked this planet up royally, but at least we're fucking alive. 1001 01:19:54,416 --> 01:19:57,127 We like to eat, we like to shit, we like to dance. 1002 01:19:57,210 --> 01:19:58,670 We like to fall in love. 1003 01:19:58,753 --> 01:20:02,090 And we try and fix what our parents fucked up. 1004 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:03,800 But you! 1005 01:20:03,883 --> 01:20:06,261 What kind of parents are you? 1006 01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:08,930 I mean, even the most pathetic poser of a punk, 1007 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,642 who'll end his days wanking on the wall of his padded tree house, 1008 01:20:12,726 --> 01:20:15,687 at least he had a dad who'd rather leave him in a ditch 1009 01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:18,398 than stick around and eat him alive! 1010 01:20:24,738 --> 01:20:26,030 Enough of this. 1011 01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:28,908 Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote. 1012 01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,995 All those in favor of retaining the Eating? 1013 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:36,541 Bob? 1014 01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:40,170 I vote to abolish. 1015 01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:42,088 - Predictable. - Fuck you, Wain. 1016 01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:43,465 Fuck you for millennia. 1017 01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:45,759 - Stella? - What? 1018 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:48,511 Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual? 1019 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,351 Yeah, what the hell. 1020 01:20:55,435 --> 01:20:59,022 The little shits taste staler every cycle. 1021 01:21:00,732 --> 01:21:02,150 I vote to abolish. 1022 01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,196 Evolve or die. 1023 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:08,615 That is nonetheless a deadlock. 1024 01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,950 - No change is possible. - There is one more vote. 1025 01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:16,623 Zan is a mother with children growing within. 1026 01:21:16,706 --> 01:21:18,833 That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher. 1027 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,586 She is entitled to full voting powers. 1028 01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:25,215 Uh-uh. Contamination is not conception. 1029 01:21:25,298 --> 01:21:27,509 PT First, I beg you to adjudicate. 1030 01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:28,802 You're pregnant? 1031 01:21:29,803 --> 01:21:32,096 - PT First. - But... 1032 01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,475 They're ours. 1033 01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:39,062 Waldo's logic is sound. 1034 01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:42,315 Zan's would be the deciding vote. 1035 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,069 But to cast her vote, she must give birth. 1036 01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:49,322 To give birth, she must Exit. 1037 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:53,827 Her brood cannot be born in this manifestation. 1038 01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:59,666 Zan, your decision is between this world and our own. 1039 01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:02,669 But if you Exit, you cannot return. 1040 01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:05,755 You must choose. 1041 01:22:19,686 --> 01:22:20,770 Stop her! 1042 01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:23,606 Stop him! 1043 01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,608 Get off me! 1044 01:22:25,692 --> 01:22:27,610 - PT First... - Shut up, Wain. 1045 01:22:27,694 --> 01:22:31,155 Zan will either become a Parent-Teacher or she will not. 1046 01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:32,240 Release him. 1047 01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:39,581 We Exit in three hours. 1048 01:22:39,664 --> 01:22:41,541 Make your preparations. 1049 01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:45,670 John! 1050 01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:48,631 John! 1051 01:22:48,715 --> 01:22:51,301 John, mate! John! John! 1052 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:00,059 Zan! 1053 01:24:20,598 --> 01:24:22,558 It's a good world. 1054 01:24:26,646 --> 01:24:29,816 I thought it would be bigger... 1055 01:24:30,817 --> 01:24:33,152 and cleaner... 1056 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:38,616 and more colorful somehow. 1057 01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,619 But... 1058 01:24:43,538 --> 01:24:45,248 still... 1059 01:24:45,331 --> 01:24:47,000 It's a jewel. 1060 01:24:49,002 --> 01:24:50,461 Then stay. 1061 01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,927 I could be their father. 1062 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:02,306 I could. 1063 01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:06,436 I don't think that they could be born here. 1064 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:17,113 My brothers and sisters will die, 1065 01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:19,532 and I can stop it. 1066 01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:24,287 Maybe I can stop it forever. 1067 01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:44,932 Spirit, mind, 1068 01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:49,437 voice, will, sex, strength. 1069 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,523 - Six colonies... - Seven. 1070 01:25:54,025 --> 01:25:55,777 Is that my ring? 1071 01:26:03,242 --> 01:26:04,911 It's the heart. 1072 01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:08,081 The interchange. 1073 01:26:09,499 --> 01:26:11,542 The way in and the way out... 1074 01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:15,088 to what is beyond. 1075 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:19,717 Love. 1076 01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,558 I can hear them. 1077 01:26:30,436 --> 01:26:32,939 Our children are singing. 1078 01:26:36,442 --> 01:26:37,735 Don't go. 1079 01:27:52,435 --> 01:27:53,811 No! 1080 01:27:53,895 --> 01:27:56,189 What are you doing? 1081 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,901 No, no, no... 1082 01:27:59,984 --> 01:28:01,402 Shh... 1083 01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,010 I love you. 1084 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:37,563 No! 1085 01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:50,076 No! 1086 01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:53,246 No, no, no! 1087 01:30:34,305 --> 01:30:36,057 So, Enn. 1088 01:30:36,140 --> 01:30:38,100 What do you think happened to your lady? 1089 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,480 She must've gone on with the others. 1090 01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:47,860 They didn't even say goodbye. 1091 01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:53,532 She'll be all right, mate. 1092 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,202 She's a tough one. 1093 01:30:58,204 --> 01:31:01,916 Well, look, let us not forget the day. 1094 01:31:01,999 --> 01:31:03,000 - What? - Tonight, 1095 01:31:03,084 --> 01:31:05,711 I take Tracey the Magnanimous to the pictures. 1096 01:31:05,795 --> 01:31:07,421 So I'm turning to you now, 1097 01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:10,132 as you're both men of fashion and adventure. 1098 01:31:10,216 --> 01:31:11,842 Lay it on me. 1099 01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:20,226 You got to forget everything you think you know. 1100 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:29,235 Just... accept that you are nothing but a worthless initiate at her altar. 1101 01:31:31,362 --> 01:31:33,322 That's how you build trust. 1102 01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:36,742 Right. 1103 01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:42,581 No great secret. 1104 01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:48,462 Just remember that you're you, and she's her. 1105 01:31:48,546 --> 01:31:50,673 And together... 1106 01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:55,094 that'll be another thing. 1107 01:31:59,056 --> 01:32:01,600 Fat lot of good yous pair were. 1108 01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:08,482 It's all right, mate. 1109 01:32:14,447 --> 01:32:16,198 All right then. 1110 01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:18,409 Ride on, you rotter. 1111 01:33:43,327 --> 01:33:44,912 - Hiya. - Hi. 1112 01:33:44,995 --> 01:33:46,247 - How's it going? - Very well, thank you. 1113 01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,915 Thanks so much for coming out. 1114 01:33:47,998 --> 01:33:50,543 - I adore your work. - Thank you very much. 1115 01:33:50,626 --> 01:33:52,336 - What's your name? - Emily. 1116 01:33:52,419 --> 01:33:55,297 - Where have you come from? - Um, East Sussex. 1117 01:33:55,381 --> 01:33:58,342 Thanks for making that journey. 1118 01:33:58,425 --> 01:33:59,552 Lovely to meet you. 1119 01:33:59,635 --> 01:34:01,929 - Thank you, Tom, keep writing. - Thank you. 1120 01:34:02,012 --> 01:34:04,306 Cheers. See you later. See you guys. 1121 01:34:04,390 --> 01:34:06,600 Hello, how are you? 1122 01:34:06,684 --> 01:34:08,060 Very well, thank you. 1123 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,521 - What's your name? - It's for all of us. 1124 01:34:10,604 --> 01:34:12,273 We can only afford the one copy. 1125 01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:13,899 We've just moved here. 1126 01:34:14,900 --> 01:34:18,696 Okay, well, I can make it out to all of you. What are your names? 1127 01:34:18,779 --> 01:34:20,614 Siouxsie. With an "X." 1128 01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:24,034 Dee Dee. 1129 01:34:25,035 --> 01:34:26,370 Ari Up. 1130 01:34:29,915 --> 01:34:30,916 Jonesy. 1131 01:34:36,255 --> 01:34:37,923 Enn. 1132 01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,059 She thought we should travel alone. 1133 01:34:49,143 --> 01:34:50,936 We think we'd like to stay. 1134 01:34:51,937 --> 01:34:53,772 We want to start a band. 1135 01:42:24,181 --> 01:42:25,640 Shut the fuck up! 1136 01:42:27,851 --> 01:42:31,188 That was terrible. Do it again! 80240

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