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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hi there. It's me, Peter.
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You know, when it comes
to making dreams come alive,
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there used to be nothing
like the movies.
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So we thought it would
be fun to ask
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a few visionary Hollywood
directors to create his...
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let's be honest, his...
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own unique version of
the same Family Guy story:
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"Peter Gets Fired."
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Of the countless
directors we contacted,
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three did not
say no immediately,
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and I got a weird message
from Paul Verhoeven
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that I could not understand.
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Ah, Pieoter,
habinsky Vermhoeven.
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Kibbensme comfurdle. Stupf.
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I've listened to that
over a hundred times now.
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I-I got nothin'.
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Anyway,
here's our first director,
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Quentin Tarantino.
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♪ Hey, well,
I'm the friendly stranger ♪
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♪ In the black sedan, won't you
hop inside my car? ♪
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♪ I got pictures, got candy,
I'm a lovable man ♪
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♪ And I can take you
to the nearest star ♪
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♪ I'm your vehicle, baby ♪
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♪ I'll take you anywhere
you wanna go ♪
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♪ I'm your vehicle, woman ♪
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♪ By now I'm sure you know ♪
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- ♪ That I love ya ♪
- ♪ Love ya ♪
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- ♪ I need ya ♪
- ♪ Need ya ♪
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♪ I want you,
got to have you, child ♪
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♪ Great God in heaven,
you know I love you... ♪
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- What's in your lunch?
- Pizza.
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From home or from a place?
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A place.
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♪ Well, if you wants to be
a movie star ♪
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♪ I'll get a ticket
to Hollywood. ♪
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Griffin, you're
three hours late.
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Stop trying to be a clock,
you ain't got the face for it.
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I've had enough
of your nonsense.
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Here's Christoph Waltz
to fire you in a weird accent.
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Yer fi-YERD!
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It's a cliché.
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You think you can fire me?
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I'm taking this keg as payback.
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Cinema is an event.
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- Where's my family?
- Dead. All of them.
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Oh, my God, where am I?
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- What happened?
- Ugh! Coma breath.
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Coma?!
How long was I out?
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- What year is this?
- It's whatever year
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Quentin Tarantino used
to watch television.
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Well, can I go home?
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Well, you're not
really ready,
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but if it's for revenge,
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you can stab me
with this scalpel
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- and then run out.
- Thanks.
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Oh, that was
unnecessary but cool.
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So awesome!
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Ah, so close.
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No, this is better.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Somebody order
a wet-haired black guy
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to help with your revenge
and sometimes
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speak louder than necessary?
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Angela?
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We got business.
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Sorry, that's my car alarm.
Cleveland, turn that off!
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I'm pressing the button.
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Y-You got to put the keys
in the ignition.
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I've been doing that, but...
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Oh, there we go.
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Tricia Takanawa 88s!
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Peter, I'm standing here
because I am
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the only Asian recurring
character on the series.
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- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Stay on the scene ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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♪ Like a lovin' machine ♪
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♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Taste ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
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- ♪ Of piano ♪
- ♪ Get on up. ♪
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Peter, you can tell
I'm different
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because my weapon
is different.
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Oh, well, then, maybe
I won't be able
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to chop your head off.
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Oh, yep.
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Opera music makes
violence classy.
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Of course.
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That!
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♪ What's new, pussycat? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa. ♪
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Welcome back
to our special episode,
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featuring
famous directors' versions
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of the same Family Guy story,
"Peter Gets Fired."
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I'm still here
in front of the Hollywood Sign,
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but I've asked the cameraman
to adjust the shot
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so that you can only see "wood."
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I thought
that would be hilarious.
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You know why?
'Cause of boners.
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Anyway, our next director
is Wes Anderson,
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a guy who makes you feel
like you ate a pot brownie
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and woke up in a greeting card.
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Mmm.
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Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
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On a March day, with
a temperature of 64 degrees,
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my father lost his position
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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company,
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near our village
in central Quahogia.
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Needless to say, it would
change our lives forever.
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What does it say?
I can't read spaghetti.
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You're relieved
of your position.
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I see.
And what's to happen to my play?
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The opening is only days away.
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The play's off.
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With no discernible reaction,
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my father made his way home to
deliver the news to my mother.
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Let me tell you about my house.
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We lived
in a New England cottage
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that was inside
a vintage Army tent,
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that was inside
a decommissioned submarine,
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that was all inside
an old airplane hangar.
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I've lost my position
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with the Pawtucket Brothers
Brewery Company.
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And the play is off.
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We have to inform the children.
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My brother Chris
had spent his life
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conjoining his twin loves,
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medicine and escape artistry.
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Eureka.
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A possible cure.
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Do you want to do
a Spider-Man kiss?
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Our dog Brian had been
making a name for himself
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on the pickleball court.
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And that's match
for Gene Porterfield.
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Are those marking sole shoes?
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I'd like to officially file
a grievance.
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Brian had quietly become
the most successful
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grievance filer
in league history.
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I'll be there right away.
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The exterior of our
house is a lighthouse now.
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Inside's the same.
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Okay, back to the story.
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I've summoned you all
and arranged you
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in a perfectly symmetrical form
in front of me
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to tell you some important news.
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I've been relieved
of my position at the brewery.
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What of the play?
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The play is postponed,
indefinitely.
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No, Mr. Griffin.
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You need to do this play.
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We'll help you.
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But I've lost access
to the brewery.
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That's where the whole piece
is set.
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Maybe it doesn't have to be.
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But that's where
the free tape and paper is.
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I'll buy you new tape and paper.
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The play is back on.
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On an overcast
Thursday afternoon,
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my father presented his play,
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one of the most compelling
stories of the 1980s,
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Max Dugan Returns.
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Max, you've returned!
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I have.
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This took a lot of work.
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My father passed away
in the spring of his 43rd year,
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and was put to rest
in the family graveyard.
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He died chasing a Pokémon
across a busy street.
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Hey there. It's me again.
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Wouldn't it be great
if Wes Anderson's movies
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were actually that short?
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Anyway, the Hollywood Sign
is more historic than you think.
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On this very spot, 52 years ago,
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a piece of beef jerky
was planted in the ground
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and watered with Red Bull.
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A speedboat erupted
from the soil,
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and in that speedboat...
was Michael Bay.
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This already doesn't make sense.
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You're fired, Griffin,
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for destroying
company property.
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Tell it to my tongue.
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Mr. President,
we have a situation.
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The Decepticons plan to destroy
the Seven Wonders of the World,
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starting with the Hagia Sophia.
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The what? Is that even
one of the Seven Wonders?
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The Decepticons
have only one weakness.
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They're allergic to beer.
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I don't like the taste
either so much.
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That chest plate is
where they're most vulnerable.
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If we could find someone
strong enough to throw a keg
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with enough force,
we might have a shot.
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The only problem is,
there's not a man alive
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who can throw a keg
with that kind of force.
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There may be one.
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I wonder who it is.
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Our top story: stopping
the Decepticons with beer?
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According to our sources,
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the search is underway
for a man strong enough
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to throw a keg
with enough force
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to save
the Seven Wonders of the World.
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What took you so long?
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There was a train and
I like to count the cars.
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It was a big one.
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Me, too. That is fun.
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But you're wasting
your time coming here.
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I don't throw kegs anymore.
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Who's this?
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What are you wearing?
That's my funeral shirt.
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Look, Peter, I didn't want
to ask you to do this
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because of that maverick
but awesome thing you did
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in the battle war of the past.
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Is this the stuff you didn't
want me to ask you about?
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I told you not to
ask me about that.
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He went rogue
and saved everyone's lives,
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but he didn't do it
by the book.
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Is that why he can't
get an erection?
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Everyone stop talking about me!
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Listen,
it's not me that's asking,
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it's America.
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Tell America my answer is "no."
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go change my mind
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in the shower.
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♪ Peter's country needs him ♪
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♪ But he just doesn't know ♪
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♪ He's scared
he'll miss his shows ♪
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♪ And he's expecting
a UPS package ♪
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♪ Who's gonna
water his plants? ♪
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♪ He's got a lot of balls
in the air ♪
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♪ That's for sure. ♪
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Hold on!
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Damn it, I'm in.
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But I do things my way,
and I pick my crew.
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Deal. Now let me sit sideways
on your motorcycle
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like a Vietnamese woman,
and let's get out of here.
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Still trying to put the world
back together, I see.
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Hello, Peter.
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We're not
joining your team.
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I'm putting
together a team.
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- We're in.
- Good.
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Let's shake hands
like tough guys.
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Some of your sweat
went in my mouth.
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00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,197
Oh, hello, Peter.
255
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,433
I was just out back
working in the garden.
256
00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:17,434
Oh, yeah?
257
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,968
Trying to grow some balls?
258
00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:21,103
Okay, okay.
259
00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:22,439
Play nice, boys.
260
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:29,945
Love the cookie-cutter house
you and Poindexter got here.
261
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:32,115
Never pegged you
for a burbs dweller.
262
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:33,783
Peter, you used to live here.
263
00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:35,017
That was a long time ago.
264
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,553
It was two months ago.
265
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:37,853
Two months is a long time
266
00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:40,623
when you don't sleep
and only eat ground beef.
267
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:42,391
Did you tell Chris
about my mission?
268
00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:44,460
I thought you should.
269
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:45,829
This is my favorite
270
00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:47,796
out of all the Seven
Wonders of the World.
271
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,900
The Hagia Sophia.
272
00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:53,135
It's like God made
a basilica for himself.
273
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,337
Dad, nothing bad
will ever happen
274
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,573
to the Hagia Sophia, right?
275
00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,746
Not on my watch.
276
00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:04,581
The Decepticons' second target
277
00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:05,582
has been announced.
278
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:07,150
It's Machu Picchu.
279
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,419
City in the clouds.
280
00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:12,091
Inca Empire.
281
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:18,827
When did our kids get so
obsessed with the Seven Wonders?
282
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,264
They learned it from you.
283
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,766
Got to go, babe.
284
00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,768
Pete.
285
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:28,608
Save that (bleep) basilica.
286
00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:50,561
According to the calculations
on my Microsoft Surface,
287
00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:52,963
they have advanced
cloaking technology.
288
00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:54,799
The Microsoft Surface
confirms it.
289
00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:56,167
Microsoft Surface.
290
00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:59,707
My Samsung Gear S2 watch
says the same thing.
291
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:24,162
We came from outer space
to step on church stuff.
292
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:25,564
That does it.
293
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,032
Let's have a fight with so many
quick shots and close-ups,
294
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:29,701
you can't tell what's going on.
295
00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:32,369
♪ Up ♪
296
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:36,508
♪ To break it back down ♪
297
00:18:36,544 --> 00:18:41,279
♪ We're building it up ♪
298
00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,013
♪ To burn it down ♪
299
00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:44,516
♪ We can't wait ♪
300
00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:46,785
♪ To burn it to the ground ♪
301
00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:57,332
♪ The colors conflict. ♪
302
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:22,554
Peter, don't.
303
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,155
It's suicide.
304
00:19:24,191 --> 00:19:27,392
Take care of my kids' bikes.
305
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:28,930
They're expensive.
306
00:20:00,795 --> 00:20:01,960
Oh, my God!
307
00:20:01,996 --> 00:20:04,162
I can't believe
Peter's gone.
308
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:06,932
I never got to repeat to him
the line he said to me
309
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:09,433
earlier in the film
that has taken on new meaning
310
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,937
in the context
of all that has happened.
311
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:23,647
Today is the day we honor
the late Peter Griffin,
312
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:27,655
the hero who saved the
Seven Wonders of the World.
313
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:37,431
Who's that
ugly son of a bitch?
314
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,400
Peter, you're alive.
315
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:43,567
But-but how?
316
00:20:43,603 --> 00:20:45,804
You were blown
into a million pieces.
317
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,411
Luckily, I know a couple
of pretty good welders.
318
00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:54,346
Wait, they-they
welded you back together?
319
00:20:54,382 --> 00:20:56,847
A-And they knew you were
alive the whole time?
320
00:20:56,883 --> 00:21:00,454
You want to ask questions or you
want to do it in a cemetery?
321
00:21:05,484 --> 00:21:08,117
Is... is everything all right?
322
00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:09,618
Yeah, no,
I-I think I'm just tired
323
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,320
from all the flying
back and forth.
324
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,455
Maybe we just talk here
for a little bit,
325
00:21:13,491 --> 00:21:16,125
and then you can tell everyone
that I functioned as I should.
326
00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:18,494
Yeah, uh, okay.
327
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,195
So, which director thing
was your favorite?
328
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,998
Mine was this one.
329
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:25,338
Oh, honestly, I-I didn't
care for the episode.
330
00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:28,601
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