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So bad.
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I am the terror that flaps in the night!
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I am the pebble in the
penny loafer of depravity!
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I am...
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Darkwing Duck?
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Ah, so you've heard of me.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Ow!
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Dangerous? Aah!
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Dangerous...
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Oh, my goodness.
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Okay! You think a few
very painful explosions
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can stop me?
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Now, let's see who you really are...
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Me?!
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Whoa, what a twist!
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What?! I never saw that coming!
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Wait, haven't you seen this episode?
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Seventy-five times! But
never in a parking lot.
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Sadly, beloved TV show Darkwing Duck,
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starring me, Jim Starling, was canceled
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before we could end this story.
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But there's no end to the savings
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at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta!
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Let's get comfortable!
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Ha-ha! I'll be signing
autographs for one and all!
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If one and all want one!
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- No!
- Oh, my gosh, no.
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Buncha ingrates.
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- You good?
- Yep. Totally cool.
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Thanks for being here.
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_
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Okay, keep it together!
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"I am your biggest fan!" No.
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"I have modeled my entire
life after yours."
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"I wanna keep you in a
big jar in my closet!"
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Calm down, buddy.
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Jim Starling's just a regular guy.
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I've been to plenty of these signings,
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and one day, I'm
actually gonna meet him.
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Wait. If you've seen him so many times,
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how come you've never talked to him?
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Next!
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Uhh...
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This is why.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Look, I'm the one and
only Darkwing Duck.
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I need a real gig. I'm bigger
than sofa store openings. Eh...
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I don't care that they
sell recliners, too!
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Mr. Starling, you have
meant so much to me.
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I... I actually have
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a very important
question for you. Y-Y...
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Great. Who do I make this out to?
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Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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I am the president of
your fan club. I am...
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Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks.
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Stay dangerous.
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Waaaiiit!
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Uh, yes?
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A fresh-faced new fan!
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I knew the kids still loved me.
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Who do I make this out to?
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Oh, the fainter's back.
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He'd really appreciate it if
you could sign his... poster?
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"#DarkwingDuck"... Whoa! That's weird.
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"Darkwing Duck" is trending
number one worldwide.
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What?! Gimme!
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It says here they're making a movie
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of Darkwing Duck!
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They are? We am?!
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Darkwing Duck is back, baby!
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He is?!
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It's him! Uhh...
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Launchpad! Stop looking
in the rearview mirror.
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Yup! Totally profesh. No problem-ohh...
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Hey! Fragile cargo, huh!
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Back on top. Arriving on set
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for a big-shot movie in style.
Thanks for the ride, fans.
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Wow. I am going to a real movie studio!
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Where larger-than-life
big-screen legends are born!
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And you get to ride there
with a real-life movie star!
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Musky.
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Are we sure about this guy?
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Why wouldn't the studio
send a car for him?
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Or, you know, tell him the movie exists?
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They couldn't make a movie without him.
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Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck!
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Ya dang right he is, buddy! Heh.
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I'm his buddy! Uhh...
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Oh, man. I hope whoever owns the studio
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isn't mad at... Wait, what the... ?!
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Sorry, you need more money for... ?
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The grand finale of my film.
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A psychological examination
of man's inhumanity to man!
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Alistair, I haven't seen
a movie since 1938.
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This studio was built to make
cheap Office Safety Videos
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for my company.
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You convinced me a "fun
little action movie"
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would double my profits, but
you're already over budget.
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If you want one penny more,
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I have to be consulted on all decisions.
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How dare you, sir? An
artist's integrity...
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Splendid. The movie should be in color.
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Color's all the rage these days. Oh!
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And the villain is going to
need a mustache to twirl
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whenever he does something evil. Heh...
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You have a movie studio
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that could fulfill a starry-eyed
boy's cinematic dreams.
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Why didn't you tell me?!
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To avoid this exact conversation.
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Okay, yeah, no, I can see that.
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I am the terror that flaps in the night.
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I am the comeback the audience demands!
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I am... a huge fan, Alistair Borswan!
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I mean, I've never
actually seen your work,
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but you're British,
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so I'm sure that it's very
classy, and... yeah...
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Uh, yes. And you are?
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British and funny?
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Whoa! This feels like the beginning
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of a great creative partnership!
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Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot
of a thing I loved as a kid!
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Those are always great!
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Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it?
Is he still a noble hero
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who gets back up and fights for right,
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no matter what evil throws at him?
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You're keeping the theme song, right?
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Would you like to see the trailer?
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Ooh! Aah!
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Within every man,
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there is a war.
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- Not of action, but of ideas.
- Ugh!
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There is no right or wrong.
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No heroes or villains. Only darkness.
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There is one man
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who can fight the darkness.
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Yeah! Here we go, baby!
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- With more darkness.
- What's this, now?
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It's the Dark-wing! Run!
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You can't just flap around in the night!
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You'll terrify people!
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It's too dangerous!
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Darkwing: First Darkness.
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This film not suitable for children.
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That is not Darkwing Duck!
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DW'd never hurt innocent people
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or set the city on fire.
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Not on purpose.
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But are we all not both
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the heroes and the
villains of our own story?
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What? I don't... What?!
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Well, I kinda like it! Grim, gritty.
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Shows off my dark,
smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh!
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- I kinda hated it.
- What?!
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I didn't understand what was happening
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or what the bad guy was doing
or even who the bad guy was.
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I knew he needed a moustache!
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It needs aliens! Oh! Or ninjas!
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Or the streetwise sidekick
who skateboards everywhere
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and talks in catchphrases,
like ya Dewey!
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This is your main audience.
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If this fiasco is gonna make money,
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it has to appeal to the
most childish child I know.
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Dewey's in charge.
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- What?! No!
- Yes!
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Let's talk musical numbers!
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How many is not enough?
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Don't listen to these yahoos.
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We're making art! When do we start?
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Uh, we're almost finished, actually.
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Ah. So we're shooting the
Darkwing scenes last.
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No.
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Of course! I'll be...
be put in with CGI!
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You are not playing Darkwing Duck.
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He is.
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- Huh?
- You?!
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Mr. Starling!
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Uh, we met at the signing.
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You fell on me, remember?
It was a huge honor.
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Uh, do you have any words of wisdom
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for the man stepping into your cape?
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That is not the Darkwing
Duck I know and love!
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Yeah! It's not me!
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I wish there was some
way we could show them
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- how great the old...
- Original.
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... uh, original Darkwing is.
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Hey, maybe there is.
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Are you with me, sidekick?
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Okay. What's the plan?
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I break onto the set,
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you find this new hack actor's trailer,
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lock him up. I replace
him in the finale,
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they see I'm obviously better,
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I'm back on top! Any questions?
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- Seven.
- Pick the most important one.
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"Breaking in," "locking up."
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Doesn't that sound... not heroic?
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When the chips are down and
everyone's against him,
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what does Darkwing Duck do?
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Get back up and fight for right.
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And I'm Darkwing Duck, right?
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Of course!
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I'll have to disguise myself
to get past the guard.
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Luckily, I can disappear into any role.
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I am the courier who delivers the...
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Whoo!
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What production you delivering to?
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Darkwing Duck.
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Huh? Never heard of it.
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What?! Remake of the popular TV show.
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A superhero for the ages?
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Oh! Like Gizmoduck.
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No! Not like Gizmoduck!
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Like Gizmod...
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♪ Darkwing Duck! ♪
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"Let's get dangerous."
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♪ Badaba! ♪ None of this
rings a bell, seriously?
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Uh, we got a situation.
Requesting backup.
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Mmm...
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Aah! Unh!
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Perfect. Now, I wait
for that phony actor,
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lock the door, and us,
the good guys, win.
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Totally heroic.
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Mm.
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It's already locked. The
plan is falling apart.
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Help! I'm trapped in a prison of guilt!
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Fear not, helpless... Oh, hey, it's you.
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I... I heard your cries, and I freed you
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from my... trailer? What... what...
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what are you doing in my trailer?
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Definitely not locking you in here
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to sabotage your movie... buddy?
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Ahh...
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Aw, man. I'm sorry.
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You will be, villain!
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I've just gotta fix the movie
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to make Darkwing look like a hero!
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Oh, so what, you're
gonna hold me hostage?
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Yeah. Real heroic.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
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Wait, don't touch that!
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Whoa! A vintage Darkwing
Duck Grim Avenger
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Grape Shampoo bottle?!
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Oh! My Darkwing Adventures comics!
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It's a complete run!
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Huh?
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Is that... ?
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A hyper-rare Battle-Hat
Darkwing Duck Action Figure!
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I thought these were
banned because they posed
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a blinding hazard for kids! May I?
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Ah, a keen eye. I insist.
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Ow! Cool!
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Gentlemen, thank you for coming
to today's presentation.
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What is this?
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Oh, you're in the "Splash Zone."
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Sir, you cannot expect me
to hand over the finale
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of my grim, complex
masterpiece to this child.
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Filmmaking is a team effort!
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You've got to be open to new ideas.
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The time: dusk. Neon! Drama!
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Those big lightning tower things!
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An epic showdown between Darkwing Duck
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and the villainous villain Megavolt!
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- Question.
- Who has a moustache.
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Question rescinded.
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Your pyro-pandemonium
is passé, Hot Couture!
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Au contraire, Darkwing.
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I'm setting the fashion
world... on fire!
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Oh, no!
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Aah! Work through the pain.
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You got this.
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Oops. My bad.
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Hey, I had that same lunchbox as a kid.
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Not like this one.
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Now, shocking as it may sound,
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I was not the coolest kid growing up.
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What? No.
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I know, right? But one day,
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I saw this show about this hero.
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He was unstoppable. No
matter how many times
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he was beat up or blown
up or electrocuted...
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No matter how many
planes he crashed or...
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or how much property damage he caused...
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He always got back up and
fought for what's right.
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So you got that lunchbox,
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everyone saw how cool you are,
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and they stopped beating you up!
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Oh, no. They... they
beat me up much harder.
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But I kept... getting... up.
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Look, I know this movie's not perfect.
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But I really want to make it better.
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Then, maybe I can be on the lunchbox
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that inspires some other kid like me.
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And a cut of the toy
sales would be nice.
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You are a true fan. We
can save this movie!
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We gotta tell Mr. Starling.
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Yeah, I... I don't know.
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He kind of wants to make
me not alive anymore.
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Get your cape.
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We're gonna save Darkwing Duck.
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How hard can it be to find
an idiot in a purple cape?
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Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew.
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To stardom!
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One, two, three, and four.
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Up and down and left and right.
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Left and right and up and down.
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Up and down and left and right.
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It's so easy, it's so right.
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Up and down and left and right.
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Up and down and left and right.
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Left and right and up and down.
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Up and down and left and right.
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Dewey, the actor playing
Darkwing is a big fan,
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so Jim can give him pointers
and help make him more heroic,
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and together, we're going
to convince Borswan
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to fix the movie. Have you seen Jim?
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He might be on my set!
They're letting me do
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whatever I want, and
it's crazy and huge,
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and I don't even know if
it's any good. Follow me!
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Making movies is fun!
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Mr. Starling! There you are.
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- Mm!
- I am so sorry about... everything.
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You helped me through
a really rough time.
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Your heart is in my lunchbox.
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Come work on the movie with me.
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Together, we can inspire
a new generation
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and make the best Darkwing Duck ever!
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Yes. I will.
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Ow! Oh! Why?
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We! Fix movie. Together. Why?
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Stupid. Movie star. Face. Get. In!
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Showtime!
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What?! No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Easy, Matthew. Don't want that baby
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out of tune for the big musical number.
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What did you do to my
psychological masterpiece?
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I added chainsaw jugglers.
You're welcome.
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- I don't know about this.
- Thank you!
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The villain's moustache has to be
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at least twice as twirly.
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Listen...
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Ignore all these distractions.
Stick to our script.
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Darkwing confronts Megavolt,
surrenders, then takes a knee.
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Excuse me!
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I didn't work this hard
to make a comeback
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just to lose a fight to that joker.
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Oh! There you are! Did you find... ?
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Uh, that actor kid? Yeah.
Said I could film the finale.
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- He... did?
- Oh, yeah.
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Stubbed his toe really
badly and just quit.
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Movie stars.
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One little boo-boo and they fall apart.
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That doesn't sound like him.
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And why are you saying things all mean?
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And... action!
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You can't defeat me! I'm awesome!
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Surrender, and do it now!
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I've lost... the ability to surrender
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to a two-bit, ten-watt
dim bulb like you!
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Wait. Who is that?
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Why isn't his robot face coming off?
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Feast on this!
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Quick! Cut!
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No cuts!
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- Jim Starling never cuts!
- Huh?
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I'll film this finale if it kills me.
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And everyone on this roof!
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I am the terror that flaps in the night.
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I am the overstuffed burrito
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that spills onto the lap of crime.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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No, I am!
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What is that idiot doing?
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Drawing fire. Get everyone out!
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Ugh!
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We've gotta stop the flames!
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I'll keep him distracted. You
turn on the rain machine.
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Let's. Get. Dangerous.
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- This is so cool!
- I know!
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It feels so right!
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Ha-ha!
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What?! I knocked you out cold.
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Like, a lot!
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I don't want to brag,
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but I'm incredibly strong and resilient.
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Oh, really?
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- Darkwing!
- No!
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Uh, what?
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Get back up.
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Darkwing!
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No!
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Why won't you stay down?
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Keep... getting... up...
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Uncle Scrooge, stop the bad guy!
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Which is the bad guy?!
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If only one had a blasted moustache!
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Show's over, Dead Meat Duck.
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Stop!
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You're not a villain. You're a hero.
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Our hero.
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No matter how hopeless things got,
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Darkwing Duck got back up
and did what was right.
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For Darkwing Duck is
bigger than one man.
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He is the hope that flaps in the night.
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This may be the most eloquent
Launchpad has ever been.
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He knows a lot about this one thing.
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But he is light. Just.
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And the most tenacious
part of all good men.
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Um, Launchpad?
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Inspiring the citizenry to
rise to a new Promethean...
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Hey, dummy, it's about to blow!
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You really can't stop him
once he gets started.
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Well, yeah. He's your biggest fan.
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... one who subjugates his will.
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To the will of the common good.
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A caring duck of mystery.
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A champion of right.
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Who is the cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise?
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- I got ya!
- No, I got him!
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... about ourselv... unh!
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That was the perfect end!
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A hero grappling with his dark id.
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In a cleansing rain! Here's the footage.
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No! Over the entire fight?
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It's... my masterpiece.
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Well, this was a disaster.
I'm shutting this down.
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There will never be a
Darkwing Duck movie.
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Well, there's still no sign of Starling.
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The movie's ruined, I lost my big break,
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my hero tried to kill me,
and, oh! I blew him up.
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Oh, what am I gonna do now?
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What Darkwing Duck always
does: Get back up.
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You know, you could do this for real.
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What? Be a superhero?
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I mean sure, I'm scrappy, I'm brave,
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I look great in the cape.
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Gizmoduck does it.
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I am better than Gizmoduck.
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It's one thing to play a hero.
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And it's another thing
to actually be a hero.
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Do it for Jim.
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I don't know, I...
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This whole thing sounds
like it could get...
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Dangerous?
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You already got one fan.
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"Drake Mallard." Never heard of ya.
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It was all a setup.
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That hack put my fan in danger
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to steal the glory and humiliate me.
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They want grim and gritty, huh?
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Happy to play the part.
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