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I was about to ask you out.
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I ran it by Robert, and
he's totally cool with it.
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Did he sign the permission slip?
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I was thinking I could bring
dinner over tomorrow night.
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Why the hell would you wanna do that?
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I would like you to meet Henry.
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- ROBERT: Meet the new man?
- FRANCES: Mm-hmm.
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Yeah... yeah!
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I'm Taylor's grandfather.
The shoplifter.
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Hostile grandpa.
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TAYLOR'S GRANDPA:
You straightened me out.
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I feel like I owe you a dinner.
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Henry, this guy, Jeremy,
asks my permission
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to ask Frances out on a date.
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I hate the idea of Frances
going on a date with Jeremy.
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And I'm not even married to her anymore.
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No, I want Frances to
do whatever she likes.
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You know what? I'm gonna choose
to believe you don't mean that.
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I don't understand.
How did you leave it?
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Oh, who knows? But apparently,
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I'm at liberty to do whatever I want.
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♪ ♪
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DIANE: I mean, I still say you
should take him at his word.
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He said you could do whatever you want,
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so proceed.
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Open lane.
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- Whip it out.
- Oh, God,
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please stop. It's a high
school basketball trip.
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Nobody's whippin' anything out.
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- Can you pop the trunk?
- All right.
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I mean, it's not like you're
jumping into some wild orgy
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in a weird apartment on 12th Avenue.
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It's called "seeing other people."
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(GROANING) Stop.
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All right, I guess I'm just having
more fun with this than you are.
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I guess you are.
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Okay, and that, my friend,
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is the trifle in question.
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Twelve o'clock. Roman profile.
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Tartan scarf.
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- That's Jeremy?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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Oh, I beg of you, please
fuck him for all of us.
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Oh, God.
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♪ ♪
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Goddammit. I can't find my phone.
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Can you call it?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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There's that little prick.
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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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ROBERT (ON PHONE):
Officially losing my shit.
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It was in the medicine cabinet.
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JACKIE (ON PHONE): Well, you
have a lot on your mind.
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A lot of distractions.
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Well, it is a big weekend.
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- You know, stressful.
- At least Frances will be there.
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(SIGHING): That's fun. A little bonus.
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Like, I don't really care
one way or the other.
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She's just a chaperone.
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Well, hopefully you guys will
get to hang out a little bit.
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(ROBERT SIGHS)
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Jackie.
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You really gotta stop with this stuff.
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Come on.
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I don't have feelings like
that for her anymore, okay?
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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- GIRL 1: Lila, over here!
- GIRL 2: Hey, Lila.
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Oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey. Hi.
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I, um, got your Kind bars, saline spray.
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Oh, and don't forget you've
gotta check in with me.
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- Remember...
- Mom, shhh, you're embarrassing me.
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Lila, it's a... it's a food hand-off.
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It's not like I'm doing "the
robot" in the parking lot.
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But I could.
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- Mom?
- What?
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I just wanna be with my
friends this weekend.
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Don't feel bad,
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just try not to talk to me,
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joke around, or be anywhere near me.
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The entire time?
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Mom, yes, oh, my God!
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All right.
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You're so strict!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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(GIRLS CHATTERING)
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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My uncle's teaching me the banjo.
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Oh, really?
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My mom hates banjos.
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She says, "What do you call
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a hundred banjo players up
to their necks in water?"
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I don't know, what?
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"Not enough water."
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(POLITE CHUCKLE) Oh, yeah. Yep.
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Well...
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Different tastes.
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(BUS DOOR CLOSES)
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♪ ♪
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(SHOUTING GOODBYES)
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_
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AGNES: He has...
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I wanna say, like, 50
banjos in his collection.
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One's from the 19th century,
and it's worth, like...
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(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
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Seriously, the next time
you're in Rhode Island,
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you should go to his banjo museum.
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There's even a little room
where you can buy sandwiches.
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I'm just...
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so rarely up that way.
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Okay, girls. Listen up, listen up.
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This is an official school trip,
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so school rules of conduct apply.
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All right, what are those rules?
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No drinking, no smoking, no wire fraud,
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no malfeasance of any kind.
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You break one of these rules,
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you're gonna have to sit the game.
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All right, now, that aside,
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I just wanna say how
proud I am of this team.
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You girls really
inspired me this season.
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And I just hope that maybe
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- I've managed to inspire...
- (CAR HONKING)
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- GIRL: Oh, my God, it's Jason Campbell!
- (GIRLS SQUEALING)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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Oh, my God, you've got to see
this woman right behind us.
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Don't stare, though.
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Her tits sure didn't look
like that at her junior prom.
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These virgin Bloody Marys taste like
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somebody pissed into a can of V8.
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I really enjoy your company, Diane.
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Yes, I do have that effect on people.
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And I've been told that I'm
a bit of a firecracker.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And, well, you... you...
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you have...
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you... you have sort of an
appealing zing about you.
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What do you say we add a splash
of glue to this little accord?
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I'm sorry, a splash of what
to this little what-what?
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We both enjoy good food, conversation.
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I love the theater, traveling.
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I think we'd make a fun combo.
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Well, fun is a big word. (CHUCKLES)
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I'd like to show you something.
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FRANCES: So, I don't know.
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I guess we're taking a little break.
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I just have to accept it's, you know,
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this is a mature relationship
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and people have their
differences and not...
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(OBJECT CLATTERS)
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Whoa.
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(ROCK MUSIC OVER STORE SPEAKERS)
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(LOUD CHATTERING)
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Cute couple.
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JEREMY: Yeah.
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Probably on their way to church.
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Well... we could all
use a little church.
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Hi there, checking in?
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(CHUCKLES) If it were only just me.
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No, I've got an entire girls
basketball team in my bag.
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Ha, ha.
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Hey.
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Jason Campbell.
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Let's make this a one-off:
no bullshit this weekend.
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Keep the noise down and
behave, you feel me?
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Point taken, Coach.
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- (MOUTHING)
- (BOYS GIGGLING)
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Move it along.
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I can smell your bong water.
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I admit I'm far from perfect
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and, you know, maybe I've been
a little less attentive lately
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and, you know, maybe I
should have jumped in
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when he talked about
drinking laundry detergent.
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But now he's just completely
fabricating things.
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AARON: They're all so self-absorbed.
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I've gotta lawyer up now just
because a dozen patients
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complained that I habitually
cancel appointments?
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Sorry, I have a life.
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DALLAS: All right, now, look
at this. This is another lie.
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He claims that I have been
frequently and cruelly combative.
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All right, one time.
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One time, I politely asked him
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to just collapse his drippy umbrella,
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and he got hostile. And yeah,
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you know, it got a little heated.
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I have a large sign right
in the waiting room:
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"Leave all drippy umbrellas
on the doormat."
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For them, that becomes a test.
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What a philistine this guy is,
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stating that I had sex with his wife.
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I merely guided them through
couples counseling.
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And when that proved
futile, we made love.
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She was my... sweet obsession.
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Now, she won't even return my calls.
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Well, I've had very much the...
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Well, if not exactly the
same experience as him.
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My son has completely
erased me from his life.
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Same with my daughter.
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I haven't heard from
Brian in ten months.
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♪ ♪
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(GLASS CLINKING)
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What do you got there, Cecily?
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It sounds like bottles.
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Ketchup.
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There was a sale.
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JEREMY: Let it slide, Robert.
She feels awful about it.
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ROBERT: I feel awful about it, too,
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but the rules are the rules, Jeremy.
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She practically had an entire
liquor store in that bag.
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(CECILY GROANING)
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I told you it wasn't mine.
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Some kid gave it to me. I was
just holding it for her.
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Oh, Cecily. Not to embarrass you,
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but that old chestnut's from 1810.
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Oh, well, that's not gonna help you.
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If you bench her, we lose the game.
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ROBERT: You're probably right.
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She's your niece.
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Maybe you should've been
keeping an eye on her.
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FRANCES: Okay, you know
what, you know what?
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As one of the chaperones,
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I'm gonna officially call it, okay?
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She doesn't play. She's not playing.
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It sucks, I know, but she messed up.
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So, let the school deal
with it on Monday.
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ROBERT: We have rules for a reason.
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Cecily broke a rule.
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So we have no choice,
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but to bench her the entire game.
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GIRLS: What? Wait, what?
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Agnes Diffenbaugh will be subbing.
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- (GIRLS GROANING)
- GIRL: No way.
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You're making the biggest
mistake of your life.
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Thank you, Agnes.
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- Wow.
- I bought it a long time ago.
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I sometimes use it as a spare office
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or a place for friends to
stay when they come to town.
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(SIGHING) I forgot what
this city looks like.
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If you want, if you like it,
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it's yours, Diane.
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You mean for free?
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(CHUCKLING) Well, yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Sure, why not? You do whatever you like.
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Refurnish the entire place if you want.
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Yeah, furniture is a little vomity.
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Oh, wow.
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♪ ♪
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Just to hash this out a tiny bit more.
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Going to the theater, great.
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Nice dinners, lovely.
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A little travel, superbo.
257
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:55,679
But after we toss all
that in the Cuisinart,
258
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,830
does it mean... ?
259
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,600
Does it mean that... ?
260
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:03,510
You... ?
261
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:07,720
That you'd have to answer my
occasional knock on the door?
262
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,620
Yeah.
263
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,750
(STOMPING AND CLAPPING)
264
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,039
(CROWD CHEERING)
265
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,219
You're part of a team, Agnes.
266
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,249
Everyone's here to help each other.
267
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,710
I was never baptized.
268
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,030
My parents meant to,
269
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,509
but it fell through the cracks.
270
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:33,330
You're gonna do fine, I promise.
271
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,210
But I was never baptized.
272
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,269
Okay. Oh, Lordy.
273
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,099
Oh!
274
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,870
Just need that for a second.
275
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:47,590
I hereby baptize Agnes,
276
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,219
a Lady Raider in good standing,
277
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,349
sparkling conversationalist,
278
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:54,860
and lover of banjos.
279
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,460
Amen.
280
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,830
Okay, up, up, up.
281
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,459
Good girl.
282
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,040
♪ ♪
283
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,540
(CROWD CHEERING)
284
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,320
Oh, Agnes!
285
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,220
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
286
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,639
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
287
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,060
♪ ♪
288
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:17,330
Okay, you're, you're not
gonna love this, but...
289
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:22,450
Okay, okay, come on.
Let's shake this off.
290
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,209
Let's shake this off, Raiders.
291
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,179
Now, for me, personally,
292
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:30,430
uh, in times like these,
I find myself reminded
293
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,380
of the "Theme from Mahogany."
294
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,750
Really? Noth... no?
295
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,410
Wow, it's a classic.
Well, ask your parents.
296
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:44,300
The point is that your
dreams don't have to die,
297
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:49,390
as long as you remember
where you've been.
298
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,480
And where you're going.
299
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:56,309
♪ Do you know where you're going to? ♪
300
00:15:56,310 --> 00:16:00,679
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
301
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,789
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
302
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:08,419
♪ Do you get what you're
hoping for, Lila? ♪
303
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:13,049
♪ When you look behind you,
there's no open door ♪
304
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,309
♪ What are you hoping for? ♪
305
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,220
♪ Do you know? ♪
306
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,639
CECILY: I'll break it down.
307
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,410
You played like a bunch of pussies.
308
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,910
Let's party, motherfuckers!
309
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,979
Let's blow this shit up!
310
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,639
(GIRLS CHEERING)
311
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,319
Fair point. You know, there's that.
312
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,070
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
313
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,559
Hey, how'd it go?
314
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,279
- Ah, not so good.
- I'm sorry.
315
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:45,060
Do you wanna get a drink
and talk about it later?
316
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,420
I get off at 11.
317
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:50,230
That's very sweet, but no,
I... I'm pretty wrung out, so.
318
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,750
- And I'm married.
- Yeah, I saw the ring.
319
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,630
Makes me horny.
320
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,910
FRANCES: I don't know, some
might say you're wrestling
321
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,940
between savory and sweet.
322
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,210
- Fair enough?
- (JEREMY CHUCKLING)
323
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,660
So, here's the bad news, church girl.
324
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:16,889
Although I find you mildly amusing,
325
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:19,690
there's just zero attraction.
326
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,010
Hmmm.
327
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,429
Well, I can also play
cards and dance a little.
328
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,009
(SCOFFING)
329
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,750
Now you tell me.
330
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,750
- (ELEVATOR BEEPS)
- (DOOR OPENING)
331
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,250
Room 317, sister.
332
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:46,350
(LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
333
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,620
(BOY YELLING)
334
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,740
- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHTER)
335
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,800
(GIRL SCREAMS)
336
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:10,890
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
337
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,170
ROBERT: Girls!
338
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,130
This is done.
339
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,510
Take the cart back downstairs.
340
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,250
I want everybody in their
room in ten minutes.
341
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:21,180
Spread the word before I
go looking for people.
342
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,680
Quite frankly, I'm very disappointed.
343
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,000
FRANCES: (KNOCKING) Hello?
344
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,710
Okay, sorry. I know
Lila's dying right now,
345
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,510
but I got a job to do. All
right, one, two, three.
346
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,319
Apparently, everybody's breathing.
347
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,899
- Yes, I believe so.
- All right, then.
348
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,270
Check complete. Good.
349
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,930
None of you left the
room tonight, right?
350
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,949
No, we're avoiding the jackasses.
351
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,280
That's my girl.
352
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,909
Oh! Oh! Mom!
353
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,890
What was that Lifetime
movie we saw that one time
354
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,630
about the guy who makes a scarecrow
355
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,540
that looks like his dead
wife and then marries it?
356
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:59,169
Um, uh, "Straw for Scarlett."
357
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,919
- Yeah, "Straw for Scarlett"!
- ASHLEY: Ah, that's creepy.
358
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,840
Classic.
359
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,560
(CHAIR SLIDING)
360
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,719
- Hey.
- Hi.
361
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,590
Hi.
362
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,090
How long you...
363
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,010
how long are you gonna
be sitting out here?
364
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,199
Probably until sun up.
365
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,809
As long as that termite Jason
Campbell is in house...
366
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,059
anything's possible.
367
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,230
Oh, God, Robert. I mean, you know,
368
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,670
it's been such a long day.
369
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,270
You know, maybe get some rest.
370
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:40,190
Get some nice... restorative REM sleep
371
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,719
where you're just out, you know?
372
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,009
You're just comatose.
373
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,630
Negative.
374
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,690
I'm here to hold the bridgehead.
375
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,009
All night.
376
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,580
Okay.
377
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,010
And I told them, I said,
"I need my weekends."
378
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,530
You know? I...
379
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,060
Fuck me.
380
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,780
The stamp collectors are here again.
381
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,710
(DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES)
382
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,770
(BARKING, KNOCKING)
383
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,690
Oh, my God, what is that sound?
384
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,709
Jason!
385
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,059
Step away from the girl.
386
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,710
Hey, Coach, I was just
about to help Cecily
387
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,339
with her robotics homework.
388
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,799
I want you to picture something, Jason.
389
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,349
The future. You, a holding cell,
390
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,340
with a couple of fellas
391
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:37,760
who just don't appreciate your
special brand of irreverence.
392
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,130
Now, I want you to disappear
and meditate on that.
393
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,390
Go on now.
394
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,259
Run away, little man.
395
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:47,280
♪ ♪
396
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,730
You didn't see a guy out here
397
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,410
with a bag of ginger chicken, did you?
398
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,460
Nope.
399
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,580
Thirty minutes my ass.
400
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,500
(DOOR SLOWLY SQUEAKS OPEN)
401
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,400
Shit.
402
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:18,360
(ROBERT SNORING)
403
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,260
(SOFTLY KNOCKING)
404
00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:26,820
- (DOOR OPENS)
- Shh.
405
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,620
(RAPID KNOCKING)
406
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,000
(GIGGLING)
407
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,290
(SNORING)
408
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,889
Buddy boy,
409
00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:56,680
I am going to take you
apart like a cheap watch.
410
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:01,349
Hey! I just bought that.
411
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,000
Bill me.
412
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,530
Drink. Fuck. Your room. Now.
413
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,909
Jesus, did you have a stroke?
414
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,870
What? No, wait, wait!
415
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,870
I'm sorry if I've misled you
in some way, desk clerk.
416
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,790
But I-I have to
reiterate, I have a wife.
417
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,660
So, you're...
418
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,099
you're saying no?
419
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,049
There's really no way?
420
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:30,550
There's no way.
421
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,840
You are on my list, kiddo,
422
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:38,480
and that ain't a good place to be.
423
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,430
Can we be friends?
424
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,460
Uh, bear in mind, I have your address.
425
00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,120
(ELEVATOR DOOR CHIMES)
426
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,810
- I'm sorry.
- What?
427
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,210
I'm-I'm sorry, I can't.
428
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,330
- I can't. Oh, man.
- What's the matter?
429
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,120
You're joking, right?
430
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:17,400
I... it's...
431
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:22,000
I don't know what it is. I just...
432
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,830
I can't, I'm sorry.
433
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,900
Unbelievable.
434
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,320
I was gonna surprise you, too.
435
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,449
Aww, that is so sweet!
436
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,360
But don't waste it on me.
437
00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:39,580
Save it for a girl who
really deserves it.
438
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,499
(SIGHS)
439
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,009
CECILY: Shh! Keep your
fucking mouth shut.
440
00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,870
Well, well, well.
441
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,790
Jason Campbell.
442
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,290
You, my friend, do not understand
443
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,720
the concept of structure.
444
00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:58,139
You're an anti-beaver.
445
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:02,450
And unlike good beavers,
you're a destroyer of dams.
446
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,760
Well, now little man,
447
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:08,110
justice has come to
your bend of the river.
448
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,370
That was a good game tonight, Coach.
449
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,659
- Oh.
- That's just great.
450
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,960
FRANCES: Fuck. Fuck.
451
00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:23,870
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
452
00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:25,160
Oh, shit.
453
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,030
Cecily, open this door
454
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,799
and get that weasely
son-of-a-bitch back up here!
455
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,840
JEREMY: What the hell's going on here?
456
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,960
Why don't you tell me what
the hell's going on here?
457
00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:41,810
Hey, anybody up for, um, a complimentary
458
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:43,710
Green Mountain tea down
in the business center?
459
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,470
- Anyone?
- CECILY: Uncle Jer!
460
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,429
He was cursing at me, and
he called Jason a weasel.
461
00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:51,410
Well, no, come on, Cecily.
462
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,890
I... I was witness.
463
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,390
He cursed, not at you.
464
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,809
But I will concede he did
call Jason a weasel.
465
00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,239
You called my niece a weasel?
466
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,890
She just explained it to you, jackass.
467
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,030
I called the weasely boyfriend a weasel.
468
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,979
Okay, you guys, come on,
just take a deep breath.
469
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,999
This is getting just weird.
470
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Screw it, I'm over this shit.
471
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:12,240
All of it.
472
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,620
Let's go.
473
00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:18,370
(LAUGHING)
474
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:20,840
Really? That's where you wanna go?
475
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,290
Go anywhere you want, man.
476
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:25,469
You know, Jeremy, after
careful evaluation,
477
00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,179
you're really an asshole.
478
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,849
And you're an idiot.
479
00:25:28,850 --> 00:25:30,599
That game tonight is on you.
480
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,790
- That was on me?
- Yeah.
481
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,179
- It was on me, was it?
- Yeah!
482
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:34,420
- Shhh.
- Yeah.
483
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:35,660
Why don't you just walk away?
484
00:25:35,670 --> 00:25:37,170
You walk the fuck away.
485
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:40,150
I'm tired of your bullshit
and your grand morality.
486
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,970
All right, both of you,
just stop it, all right.
487
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:43,650
Just stop, stop!
488
00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,850
All right, guys, no.
Go back to your rooms.
489
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:48,070
Come on, Robert, do something.
490
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,240
Give me a reason.
491
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,630
You know...
492
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,350
as much as I'd really like to punch you
493
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,679
- in the fucking windpipe right now...
- GIRL: Oh, my God.
494
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,290
... I'm not gonna do that
in front of these kids.
495
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,870
So back off.
496
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:04,469
Come on, guys, show's over.
497
00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:06,890
Back to your rooms. Good night.
498
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,639
You're really lucky that
Lila slept through all this.
499
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,029
Unfortunately, tomorrow she's
gonna hear all about it.
500
00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:19,360
You better hope that's
all she hears about.
501
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:22,490
Really, Robert?
502
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,160
(SCOFFS)
503
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:36,099
Going out front for a Pall Mall.
504
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,210
Want one?
505
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,639
Sure.
506
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,530
DESK CLERK: There was also
extensive damage to the pool area,
507
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,000
the fitness center,
508
00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:46,490
and a large spray-painted image
509
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,710
of someone who looks like you
510
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,719
with penis arms in Room 316.
511
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,500
And, uh, who was in 316?
512
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,890
A Mr. Jason Campbell.
513
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:59,689
So, all of this going on my credit card?
514
00:26:59,690 --> 00:27:02,239
- That hardly seems fair.
- You're the head chaperone.
515
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,620
You're the responsible adult.
The rules are the rules.
516
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:12,740
(EXHALES)
517
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,330
One more thing.
518
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:28,210
Mr. Campbell was not in my party.
519
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,150
You'll have to bill him
for the penis arms.
520
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,480
Good day, ma'am.
521
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,790
Hey, did you have a good time?
522
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,389
We lost.
523
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:47,559
Did you fuck Frances at least?
524
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,370
Nope. Jeremy fucked Frances.
525
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,420
Nice game, Coach.
526
00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:57,919
- DIANE: Hey, welcome back!
- FRANCES: Hey.
527
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,639
- So they lost, huh?
- Yeah.
528
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,750
That sucks.
529
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,350
(SIGHING)
530
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,810
So... ?
531
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,229
Almost third base.
532
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,560
- (GASPS)
- Ugh. Don't feel like talking about it.
533
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:23,649
(SIGHING) What about here?
Anything good happen?
534
00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,259
Nah.
535
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:27,569
I might have to fuck an
old man for an apartment.
536
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:32,110
Yep. It was one of those weekends.
537
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,740
Yeah.
538
00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:40,429
(BANJO INTRO TO THE
"THEME FROM MAHOGANY")
539
00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:42,530
(TRAFFIC, STREET NOISE)
540
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:46,469
AGNES SINGING: ♪ Do you know
where you're going to? ♪
541
00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:51,849
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
542
00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:55,889
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
543
00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:57,969
♪ Do you know? ♪
544
00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:01,609
♪ Do you get what you're hoping for? ♪
545
00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:06,969
♪ When you look behind you,
there's no open doors ♪
546
00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:10,920
♪ What are you hoping for? ♪
547
00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:14,719
♪ Do you know? ♪
548
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,790
♪ Once we were standing still in time ♪
549
00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:24,330
♪ Chasing the fantasies
that filled our minds ♪
550
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:31,460
♪ And you knew how I loved
you, but my spirit was free ♪
551
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:37,620
♪ Laughing at the questions
that you once asked of me ♪
552
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,750
Okay.
553
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,370
♪ Do you know where you're going to? ♪
554
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:49,739
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
555
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:53,739
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
556
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:55,740
♪ Do you know? ♪
557
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,960
Do you know?
558
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,710
Can I leave now?
559
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,980
Post-divorce life, no trip
to the candy factory.
560
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:13,860
Well... it's definitely not as fun
561
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,849
as they make it look in the brochure.
562
00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:18,139
♪ Sometimes... ♪
563
00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:21,229
I think we should finally
separate our assets.
564
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:23,430
This is the house where
you nursed our children.
565
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,640
FRANCES DUFRESNE: They were toddlers.
566
00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:26,430
Lila was drinking out of a glass,
567
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,529
Tom was practically
rolling his own joints.
568
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,850
You, pretty mama, are healed.
569
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:33,190
I can go out? Anywhere?
570
00:30:33,490 --> 00:30:35,350
I hate working, and with Gordon...
571
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,619
one-stop shopping. Does
that make me a whore?
572
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,850
Maybe you could rob a
bank and just, you know,
573
00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:40,870
cut out the middleman?
574
00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:45,839
This job is who I am. Don't
take that away from me.
575
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,800
We've been making each other
so happy, it's such a shame.
576
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,010
You've made it clear
where your loyalty is.
577
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,469
It's with her, not with me.
578
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,259
♪ Just enjoy the ride ♪
579
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,599
FRANCES: I guess I couldn't
know how hard it was gonna be.
580
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,099
Just knowing when it's worth it,
581
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,729
and when it's not.
582
00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:03,216
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)
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