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I made you a little pillow.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm about to step into someone else's
life.
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I can't believe I get to be a real
housewife.
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I'm having breakfast made for me. Sounds
like a vacation.
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Oh, my God.
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We can leave it just like this. Oh, my
God. This is my nightmare. We are going
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to make a raw vegan dinner.
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Raw? Raw.
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I am in a different world right now.
You're very mean.
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Making a favorite, huh?
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A little Thai deli with the peas and the
ham.
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I'm Melissa Gorga. And I'm Joe Gorga.
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We've been married for 20 years. 20
long.
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Amazing. Yes.
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Amazing years.
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Henningman.
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It's a Thanksgiving.
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Oh, my God.
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I wear many hats. I own a clothing
boutique, a sprinkle cookie company. I
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have three kids, a husband that's like a
child, and a dog that wears a diaper.
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So that's a whole job in itself.
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Hi, Tonya.
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My daughter, Antonia, gets off to
college, and there's Gino and Joey.
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You guys, I got a letter saying you have
too many parties.
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See you later.
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Bye.
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Joe is out of the house at 6 .30 in the
morning. He doesn't come home until
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dinnertime. I'm unloading this whole
trailer all by myself. Most of my days
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are with me.
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I have coffee, I work out, I do glam,
and then I go to work.
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This needs to be together. I'm like a
rat. Okay, come back home, and then I
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dinner together.
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I feel like I need to clean the stove
now.
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Who cleans up your clothes?
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She does.
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Who makes your food?
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She does.
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Who makes your bed?
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This is bad.
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If this house is unorganized, it's
better.
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Wet towels on the floor.
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Kind of, we're ahead.
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You're so messy.
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A lot of my anal -ness comes from my
childhood. I didn't grow up in a house
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where everything was run as tight.
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I lost my dad at a very young age.
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I always said, not in my house.
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In my house, we're going to eat dinner
together.
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You're going to see mommy and daddy home
together every night.
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And I keep it neat, and I keep it clean.
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That's what it's like living with
teenagers. You're so OCD on everything.
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Gotta keep on it. That's the word.
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OCD. Too much.
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Eat, because I want you guys to remember
how good of a cook your mom is. What I
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hope to get from this swap is to just
let some things go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You do.
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Oh, my God.
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You're realistic.
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That's my color.
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Girl, that's my color. Shut up.
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I don't think I can handle, you know,
the 1960s, 1950s, man come home, woman
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the cooking, woman do the cleaning.
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What? No.
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My name is Sean Clark, and this is my
wife, my life, Michelle Clark. We love
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being together all the time.
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I don't need any personal space.
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We have three kids.
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We have Sean Jr.
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We have Phoenix.
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Phoenix, you don't drink your smoothie.
You drank your smoothie?
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No. And then we have Maverick. We call
them Money Matt.
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The Clark household is a vegan
household.
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Going vegan was a health choice.
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Thank you, chief, for juice.
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And juicing is everything to us. Yes.
And double dutch. And to hell.
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We have a family business. It's called
Double Dutch Aerobics. If you've never
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jumped in your life, this is when you
learn.
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I am a world champion in Double Dutch. I
have been jumping Double Dutch since I
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was four years old. So I created a
Double Dutch Aerobics class.
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The rules of the house are joy and fun
is
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priority. How do you know if it's done?
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Is it done?
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Even if that means not doing the dishes.
If we're all miserable but the house is
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clean, what are we doing?
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Did you leave your sneakers here, honey?
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Michelle likes a clean house, but we
don't really keep a clean house.
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Cleaning with kids is like cleaning in
quicksand.
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No, you know where you're supposed to
put your sneakers.
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I hope that I get out of this
experience.
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what a more organized life is.
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Oh, it just made my shoulders relax.
Saving that.
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So where are you going? I'm going to
Georgia.
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Georgia. I'm going to East Point,
Georgia.
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Guess where mommy is going?
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New Jersey.
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How's I like this? You got to do hugs
like this. You always got to do that.
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on. All right.
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The only thing I know of housewives,
they live a very wealthy life. You got
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throw a glass here or there. Goodbye, my
beautiful babies.
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Bye, Mama.
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And the house must be flawless.
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I love you, Princess Fee. Bye, Mama.
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I don't like leaving you.
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And you hate sleeping without me. I do.
I made you a little pillow.
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Oh, my God.
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You put yourself on a pillow?
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Oh, my God.
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Worth kissing, I realize. Is this a milk
house?
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Oh, jeez. I'm very against dairy.
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Can you tell me how many kids they have?
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They're like two -year -olds. They're
going to be infants.
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A little rusty.
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I really hope they like sprinkle
cookies.
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Hello?
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Interesting paint choices.
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All right, so let's take a little look
around.
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I brought sprinkle cookies.
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Let's put those right here.
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Let me just see what they eat.
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Do they own a fruit farm?
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Oh, honey.
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All right, design.
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Okay. She is the star of the block.
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Oh, this is nice.
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Oh, that was a step. She doesn't want to
go like this.
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Alyssa, you do not need to put glitter
on the olive oil. Okay, we're eating
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chicken? Okay, I see some cheese,
cheese, and more cheese. Dairy, you know
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I'm saying. Dairy is the devil, if you
ask me. I feel rich and fabulous, and
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this is just the house to match.
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This house is beautiful from the bar.
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This is my house. What would you like?
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To the gym.
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Oh, my thighs would be popping down
here.
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To the pool.
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The house is fabulous.
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They're not neat freaks, so that's
refreshing.
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There's definitely little kids here.
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Definitely got boys. I see footballs. I
see basketballs.
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My house is so monochromatic and clean
lines and extremely
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organized, extremely neat. You can tell
that they live here. This is where we
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keep all the clothing.
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Am I allowed to do this?
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Oh, my anxiety.
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I have to organize this. So neat and
color -coordinated.
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Now, I know you don't spend time doing
this all day. I like a clean house, but
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like a lived -in house.
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Do kids live here? Because I don't know
how you keep it this white. It's so
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white, it feels like nobody lives here.
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These must be the rules.
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Okay, friend, let's do this.
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Temporary wife.
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We are vegan.
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No meat. No dairy.
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I'm anemic and I need to eat meat. We
are finishing our group juice cleanse
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which means we have not eaten food for
10 days.
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Just juice.
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Impossible.
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In our household, we don't follow
traditional rules. We have dinner on the
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We'd rather stay up late playing over
making it to bed on time.
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Wow.
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Joe usually gets home around 6 .30 for
dinner. Joe is going from 6 .30 to 6
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When do y 'all hang out?
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I do most of the chores and tidy up the
house. The greatest challenge for us is
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organization and rule.
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I got you, girlfriend.
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Have the best time, and I hope you learn
from each other.
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Enjoy my family. Oh, Melissa.
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Oh, Melissa.
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I think we're friends.
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I mean, the overall rules were that
there are no rules. I mean, there's a
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that they have to eat vegan, so I can't
even feed them any of my sprinkles.
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Hi. Hi,
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everybody.
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Oh, my gosh, how cute.
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Tell her your names.
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My name is Sean.
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We're both Sean.
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You're Sean? My name is Phoenix.
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Phoenix. And what's your name? Oh, my
God. I love you. You're so cute.
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Thank you.
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She's very nice. She's very beautiful.
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Nail polish, lip gloss, eyebrows.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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She's well put together. Everything is
in place.
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You know, different from me or Michelle.
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I can't believe there's three of you.
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No.
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Uh -uh.
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No, no. Why don't you pee in the
kitchen?
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He has a diaper on and still peeing on
the floor.
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Are we training this dog correctly? See
what you did?
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What are we doing?
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Wifey. Oh, my God.
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How are you?
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What's your name? Michelle. Nice to meet
you, Michelle.
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Nice to meet you.
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This is Gino. Hi.
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Gino, wait. Gino, you're the oldest boy.
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Yeah. This is Joey. Hi, baby.
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Hi. Oh, he peed.
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Yes. Can we do something? The dog pees
and poops all over the house on a
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basis. He does. That's why he's got a
diaper on. But the diaper's not working.
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Gotta put it on right. Did you put it on
yet?
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Who, Michelle?
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This is your bedroom. Yeah, this is
Michelle and I. Okay, good.
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This is where you're going to sleep.
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Okay, good. Beautiful. Thank you.
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And here's the kids' room. You guys have
a lot of books. Do you read to them a
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lot? I don't read to them as often as I
want to. Sometimes we get in too late.
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You all get in late, like with them?
Yeah, so we do everything together. Like
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literally, you start your day together.
You guys are a team.
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A team. Wow.
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Wow. I've never had a man help with a
child in my life. Get out of here.
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My husband, never. He's never changed my
child's diaper.
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That's the problem.
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That's the problem. We don't do that.
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Do you ever cook?
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No. You don't cook her a night meal? I
work a lot.
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She's very nice.
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Very nice.
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You know, a little opinionated already.
I don't know.
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We're just starting.
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Let's get to that time.
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You guys hungry?
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You cook?
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You make pasta?
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I do. Vegan pasta.
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Vegan? Yeah.
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You know, if you cook on vegan, you
don't know how to cook for an Italian.
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But I'm going to follow her rules. Okay.
And make pasta your style.
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This house is fabulous, by the way. It
looks like this every day.
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She's psycho.
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She's OCD.
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You're going to trip out from my house.
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You got it by yourself.
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You see that?
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All right. We're moving and grooving.
All right.
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Look at that. We're going to eat all
these fries.
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No fries for you.
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What? No, these are for the kids. Oh,
no, no, no. They look so good. Melissa,
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don't do it.
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Don't do it. OK.
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And you're going to just finish out this
juice cleanse with me. It's only one
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day. OK.
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It's only one day.
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It's fine.
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Michelle and I are on our last day of
our 10 -day juice cleanse. And I know
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Melissa is a housewife, and it can be a
little high maintenance. But I know I
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can get Melissa to do it.
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Because this is what I do.
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I'm going to live by your rules.
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If that's what your wife would do,
that's what I'm going to do.
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I love a good juice, but I get hangry.
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So I'm going to cook the rest of this
beyond burgers.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm always hungry.
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All right, so where would you normally
eat the dinner? Right there at the
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table right over here. OK. So grab a
spot wherever you can.
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I just feel like sitting around at a
table is a great memory for you and your
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family to have.
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I'm going to wipe down the dinner table.
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You kids hungry?
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Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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Hi.
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Tanya! You're gorgeous.
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Thank you. Nice to meet you.
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I'm cooking.
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Sundae sauce is a thing?
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What? She didn't even know what sundae
sauce was.
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Wow.
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Oh, my God. I haven't touched animal
eggs since the 80s.
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What?
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Salute. Salute.
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Ooh, here it goes.
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Sangria without the wine. That's what
this is to me. That's just the way I
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it, actually. Mmm.
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That's how Michelle cooked.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yeah.
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Not bad.
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Really? Yeah.
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I think it's good.
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Okay. I'll eat it. It was fine. I don't
even have it. But it wasn't like mom's,
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obviously. No.
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Who's supposed to clean all this up?
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Me? Yeah.
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You.
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Can I help clean this up for you guys?
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No, we could leave it just like this.
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We could clean this up later.
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Oh, no.
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This is my nightmare.
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My goodness.
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We are going to make a raw vegan dinner.
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Raw? Raw.
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But you can change your faces because
you're going to like it.
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We can leave it just like this.
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Really? Are you sure?
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I'm in sensory overload.
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I am in a different world right now.
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My goodness.
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Like, we're just going to go to bed and
leave that all in the sink right now?
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None of what goes on in this house goes
on in mine.
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Why don't y 'all all clean together?
She's just so quick with it. Like, we
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our dishes in the sink, and she cleans
it really quick, and then we leave.
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So I'm taking way too long for all of
this.
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Yeah.
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I'm having so much fun with the little
kids right now because I miss my kids
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being this age. But I'm also like, they
got to go to bed.
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Good morning. I feel it.
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You're leaving for the day. Hi,
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Melissa. Hi, cutie.
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It's workout time.
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The silence is odd.
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Oh, yes.
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Smoothie time. Smoothie.
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Oh, my.
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It's not my rules.
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Can I scream loud in this house? Would
anybody hear me on the outside?
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Can anyone hear me?
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It's a beautiful day.
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Let's go, y 'all. Hello.
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Hello.
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So here's what I noticed about Melissa.
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She's very OCD.
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Melissa, Melissa, Melissa. Hi. How are
you? Very nice to meet you.
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So I want Melissa to see what fun
actually looks like. That's what life is
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about. It's not about doing this shit.
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Turn around.
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Yeah, you're on the wrong foot.
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Turn around. Turn around.
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Turn around.
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So I'm here to do your glam for today.
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We're going to do like a little zhuzh.
So I'm going to just pop up your lips. I
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have to shut up, right?
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I've been by myself, George, just a lot.
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Contour, body makeup, boobie glow.
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All right, she's ready. Yeah, she's
ready to work.
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Melissa, you're next.
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What?
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Sean and the kids see this as like a fun
family activity in the park.
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It's like a trip to the emergency room.
That's what's going to happen right now.
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Okay, ready?
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Yep.
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So, yep, there it is. There you go.
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How easy was that? See?
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360.
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Good.
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She did very good in double dot.
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It was like the easiest thing ever.
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I wanted to jump on it. See?
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00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,370
You did it. Oh, my gosh. Yes, sir. Uh
-oh. Meltdown coming. Voice.
357
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:30,010
I appreciate what an amazing hands -on
dad Sean is. He never gets a break.
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What's up? What's up?
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Goodbye. And that's going to change
along with the dirty, disgusting dishes
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that sink. Hey.
361
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You did fantastic.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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This is nice, guys.
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00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,440
So what does she do?
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Trying on some clothes and taking
pictures for social media, because
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Melissa does when she gets here. We get
to dress up?
368
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Yes. We absolutely do.
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Yes!
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Yes, honey!
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Yes!
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You look hotter than hot.
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I love it. I love this for you.
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In Melissa's life, you get to focus on
you, and there's a beauty to that. But
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the same time...
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It is a little lonely. And then the
people that do come in are kind of on
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Melissa's payroll.
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See, I could do this once every three
months, but doing this daily? Yeah, a
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So we're going to go by my rules for the
next 24 hours.
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It's Melissa time.
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It's time to change the rules.
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I don't really do. We've been living
under Melissa's rules for 24 hours. Now
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it's Michelle's time.
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First off, while we're on my time, we're
going to eat my kind of food. So
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tonight we're having pasta.
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Real Italian style homemade sauce.
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You know what's the first thing in
order?
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You're not leaving me.
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You will be with me this entire time.
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I have a conference call.
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00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,350
There's no conference call. This is
family time.
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My next rule is we are going to make a
raw vegan dinner.
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Raw? Raw. Raw vegan dinner. But you can
change your faces because you're going
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to like it, okay?
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We are going to make a raw vegan dinner.
396
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,820
Raw? Raw. Raw vegan dinner. But you can
change your faces because you're going
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00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,820
to like it, okay?
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I do believe in bedtime.
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00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:51,030
So we are having bedtime tonight.
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00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,630
Your mother needs a little help with
organization.
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00:20:56,370 --> 00:21:00,070
And I just happen to be, like, the queen
of organizing.
402
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:04,910
But in order to do that, I have
something very important that I want to
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00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:09,430
for. So I am going to take these three
little ones shopping today because
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00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:14,750
you
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00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:20,320
sir are so amazing but you never get a
break to just have a little independence
406
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:27,160
you could take a nap whatever floats
your boat first order of business
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00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:32,360
is to take off this makeup i feel like
i'm taking it off and more is coming on
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00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:38,140
let's go shopping i have a friend that
was gonna meet me here you want to meet
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my friend
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I really want to get the Clarkson dining
room table. So I had to dial in a local
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friend in the area to help me figure
that out.
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00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,580
Do I fly Melissa?
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With three babies in tow.
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This is Sean Jr.
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This is Phoenix.
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I've known Melissa for over a decade.
She runs a tight ship. So when I saw
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Melissa turn the corner with three young
children.
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00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,180
Give me a Xanax.
419
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,200
You're in the dirty south.
420
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:15,580
Have you been eating good food?
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They're vegans.
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00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,140
They're vegans. I can't get enough meat
in my life.
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00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,820
We've been juicing.
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00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,740
Forget the juice. What about the gravy?
425
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,040
Why don't you take a look at all the
little toys and stuff? They've got
426
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:34,160
It looks like Elsa. She has blonde hair,
too.
427
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,540
And I want makeup, too.
428
00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:38,550
Like the housewife.
429
00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:44,790
These parents are like so sweet. He
cooks. He cleans. He spends every minute
430
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:46,810
with them. But to be honest, the guy
needs a break.
431
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,110
Yeah. Yeah.
432
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,670
Look at that pool table. This is sort of
interesting.
433
00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:00,270
Oh, I see it. Let me see.
434
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,280
Oh my God, they need that. It's so
important to eat dinner together.
435
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,580
Honestly, sometimes the only time I see
my kids now that they're older is at
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dinner. Thank you.
437
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:18,060
The Clarks are going to realize as their
kids get older how important this is
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and they need to get used to that now.
439
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,720
Miss Melissa likes shopping.
440
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,040
I know that's right.
441
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,140
This was the toy store.
442
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,380
Okay, y 'all. Let's get raw.
443
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:31,570
What is this?
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00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:36,470
Nutritional yeast is how we make vegan
cheese and vegan cheese sauce.
445
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,990
We literally call cheese vegan.
446
00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:41,730
Oh. Joey, forget it, Joey. Just stop.
447
00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:42,930
What animal?
448
00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:44,810
We didn't cut it open. I was cheesy.
449
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,210
Where do you get your milk from?
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The cow.
451
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,930
I'm going to let you figure this one out
yourself. What's fun about this is that
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we're all doing this together.
453
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Put the corn in coconut milk.
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00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:02,230
You're going to put the corn. No, you
can't say Ilya. Wait until it comes
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together. Rabbit food.
456
00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:06,190
That's messed up.
457
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:11,270
You got to say I love you to the food. I
love you. I love you, kale.
458
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,030
I love you, kale salad.
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00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:14,570
Say that.
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Make him say it.
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00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:17,910
I love my steak.
462
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,170
It smells good in here. Okay, well,
we're just starting.
463
00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:26,230
Thank God I know how to make a good
marinara sauce.
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00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,890
We've been cleansing. I'm hungry.
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I'm ready to eat pasta.
466
00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:32,730
It's the only thing I know how to make
vegan.
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00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,090
I don't like pasta.
468
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:41,610
It's okay. I want you to just try it. I
got a little table for us to... A table?
469
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,130
Yeah. To eat?
470
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:47,190
Yeah, so we can sit like a family. I
want you guys to start doing that. I
471
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that is something that you guys will do.
472
00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,690
If you don't mind grabbing it out of the
car, though. Sure.
473
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Thank you, man.
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00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,060
Out with the old and with the new.
475
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,700
What about we watch a movie while we
eat?
476
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,560
No. We talk.
477
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:09,040
Okay. I want to see you guys try the
pasta. I want to see if you like it.
478
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,580
It's good.
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Thumbs up.
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00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:26,160
Really good thumbs up. Really?
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00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,420
You like it? Oh, my God, I'm so happy.
482
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:34,500
Phoenix is very hard to impress. It's
like... It was yummy.
483
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:40,080
The sauce was very great. I didn't know
onion and garlic made it better.
484
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,820
Can I have some more? Of course you can.
485
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:45,220
They're literally licking their plates.
486
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:49,580
What a different sort of tomato sauce.
You're making me so happy. Nothing makes
487
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,360
an Italian girl happier than when
someone likes their song.
488
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,060
Does anyone want to tell a knock -knock
joke?
489
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Knock -knock. Knock -knock. Knock
-knock. Who's there?
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Your temporary mama.
491
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:06,000
Forget about it.
492
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,900
Oh, this is what was missing.
493
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120
Very simple.
494
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:13,160
I just never thought that it was
important, but it's so important.
495
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:14,740
Guess what time it is now.
496
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,320
What? Bedtime!
497
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:26,959
Let's see.
498
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I'm scared.
499
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,220
All right, three, two, one.
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Got a little kick to it.
501
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,320
It's all right, but this is my meal.
502
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,140
I'm going to need just this.
503
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,380
I'm hungry.
504
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,460
Yeah, I don't know. Exactly what I
thought it was going to be.
505
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720
This is disgusting.
506
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,340
This is not disgusting.
507
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,720
It's not bad. You did all right.
508
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:58,040
That was not edible.
509
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,900
So who's going to clean all this up?
510
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,140
Nobody. Let's go. We're going out there.
511
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,760
Oh, sh**. It's Michelle's rules.
512
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,540
Look at Antonia. Antonia, she's starting
to commote.
513
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,200
If my mom saw that kitchen, I think
she'd have a stroke.
514
00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,080
That's true.
515
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:20,260
I just feel like I need to clean it.
516
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:21,460
Look at her.
517
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,940
You got a juice for a headache?
518
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,580
Who's going to clean all this up?
Nobody. Look at Antonia.
519
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,120
She's starting to convulse.
520
00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:38,040
She's like, stay like that.
521
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,380
I just feel like I need to clean it.
522
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,900
I miss my mom.
523
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,440
She hated saying that.
524
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:47,100
And I don't want to eat her food
anymore.
525
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:48,740
It's bad.
526
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080
We're going outside?
527
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,760
We're going outside. I love when kids
see their parents act as children.
528
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:58,660
Because, you know, kids think you were
born grown. What is this called?
529
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,400
Double Dutch. Now it's time to do Double
Dutch on Robyn!
530
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:04,260
One, two, three. Start jumping.
531
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,740
Good. Keep jumping. Look at me, not the
rope.
532
00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:07,719
Low factor.
533
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,960
Jump. Good. Cross.
534
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,740
Cross. Open. Cross.
535
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,040
No, don't jump.
536
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:14,900
What the heck is going on here?
537
00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:29,190
Melissa is my wife tonight.
538
00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:31,790
Michelle is my wife.
539
00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:32,990
My name is Lisa.
540
00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:37,170
Michelle. I just wanted to come over and
see her kitchen right now. The house is
541
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:38,170
in shambles.
542
00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:41,750
If Melissa was here, she would say, go
change your clothes. Look at you. Put
543
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,790
your pants down. Put your pants down.
Put your pants down.
544
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:45,050
Ready?
545
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:48,930
One, two. Go a little faster. Yep. One,
two.
546
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,040
My whole life I've been told what to do.
547
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,660
I love Michelle.
548
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:04,300
She's like, go with it. You look like an
idiot, but you look great.
549
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,280
Okay,
550
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,240
you're such a good boy.
551
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,320
Can I have a kiss?
552
00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:19,910
Good night, sweetie pie. Taking care of
young kids again is reminding me how
553
00:29:19,910 --> 00:29:21,810
much I thrive in this environment.
554
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:26,970
Like, I loved when my kids needed me,
depended on me. Like, I miss that so
555
00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:27,889
Good night.
556
00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:28,890
Good night.
557
00:29:29,490 --> 00:29:34,490
I'm having a blast with this family. And
yet, I feel like cleaning up at the
558
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,950
same time I want to clean up.
559
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:40,250
Because cleanliness makes you want to
stay clean.
560
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,480
My stomach's got these weird noises like
it's not used to all this grass I just
561
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,480
put into my stomach.
562
00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:01,820
Today we're going to do a lot of
organizing because we want mommy to come
563
00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:02,820
and be like.
564
00:30:03,399 --> 00:30:05,520
Look at this. I'm just going to follow
your lead.
565
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,920
Just follow my lead. I'm going to fall
back.
566
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:11,220
Okay. So break down the table. Yeah. Can
we wipe a town?
567
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,700
Can I do it? Yeah, sure. Yes, there you
go.
568
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:18,840
These kids are such angels. They want to
be there and help, and I love that
569
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,700
because I'm like, maybe they're going to
show their moms, like, this is how we
570
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,220
want it done, and they're going to like
this.
571
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,460
I'm tired.
572
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,460
I'm tired.
573
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,620
Beautiful. Now you wipe it. Now you wipe
it nice and dry.
574
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,970
Family. Come on down.
575
00:30:33,410 --> 00:30:36,050
Oh, you're making juice? Good morning.
You're making juice? No,
576
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,430
I'm not making juice. We're making
juice.
577
00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:42,150
We're doing this thing together. My
hands are hurting from cutting all that
578
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:43,150
stuff yesterday.
579
00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:44,410
Good morning.
580
00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:47,130
It's Michelle's morning. I'm not being
in this house alone.
581
00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:49,010
Here's the help.
582
00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:50,870
Nice. All right, here we go.
583
00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:52,990
Like it?
584
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:55,310
I don't like that, though.
585
00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:56,510
Yes!
586
00:30:56,850 --> 00:30:58,770
From now on, you put your shoes away.
Right here, look.
587
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Together. Oh, that's smart.
588
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,700
And boop. What do we think? Look at
this. Oh, that is really cool.
589
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:10,900
Melissa showed us how organized we can
actually be.
590
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,540
The book. I want them all perfect.
591
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,040
It's always better to go to sleep when
the bed is made.
592
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,800
So let's do that.
593
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,060
When Michelle walks through the door,
she's going to love it. I know. And
594
00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:24,160
going to want to keep it this way.
595
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,360
Don't we like organizing, family?
596
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,680
Sometimes.
597
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,760
I got to go to work.
598
00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,520
We have to go to work. No, I got to go
to work.
599
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,900
No, we have to go to work.
600
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,700
We? We're doing it my way, and we're all
going together.
601
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:42,820
Work to Melissa to get on, to get a
couple emails, and they go to the gym,
602
00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:44,000
know, right? Just like you.
603
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,480
Why are you coming at me for?
604
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280
All right.
605
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,260
Reigning, you sure you want to come?
606
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,880
Yep, 100%. I'm already excited.
607
00:31:55,240 --> 00:32:00,400
You just come along all the time. I like
him. I like my wife, but I just don't
608
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,400
want her to work with me.
609
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,060
I want it all.
610
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:04,260
You're very mean.
611
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:10,200
Joe is so old school. You know, men do
the work, women do the nails. You
612
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,860
understand? And so I'm going to prove to
him that that's not how this works.
613
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,500
Okay? That's what let's do.
614
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,540
And I'm going to prove him wrong.
615
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,399
Come on.
616
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,960
Come on, come on, come on.
617
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:27,890
No. Oh, we got to move up. I can't put
my feet in. Are you guys kidding me?
618
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:31,850
This is a construction site. Are you
really?
619
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,270
It's a little deep.
620
00:32:35,350 --> 00:32:36,350
What the hell?
621
00:32:40,890 --> 00:32:47,570
This is a construction
622
00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:48,730
site. Are you really?
623
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:50,590
Hold on.
624
00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,070
Tell me when.
625
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,149
All right, stop.
626
00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:59,950
The wife and kids should never join you
at work because they're just, they waste
627
00:32:59,950 --> 00:33:01,130
your time. They complain.
628
00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:02,429
Are we kidding?
629
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:03,089
My shoes.
630
00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:05,330
You're going to complain, really? My
shoes.
631
00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:07,270
I've been saying this for years.
632
00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:09,290
Really? Good.
633
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:11,010
Put that back there.
634
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,290
Joe! Is it always this dirty here?
635
00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:18,010
Come on. I'll help you. Do I look
stylish?
636
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:22,390
There you go. My dad had some colored
tape he'd be popping.
637
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,100
All right, let's go to work.
638
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,659
I'm ready.
639
00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:29,240
Come on, Antonio, come on. We can't find
the pipe. I don't know where the PVC
640
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,260
pipe is. Drain pipe.
641
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,000
You didn't find it? We didn't find it.
It's got to be right here. I want to do
642
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,460
this. You want to do it? Yeah.
643
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:36,820
Get in there.
644
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,700
My new wife, you keep digging until you
find the white pipe.
645
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,120
Tony, why don't you get in there? Come
on, this is fun.
646
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,520
You are out of your damn mind.
647
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:48,840
You want to do everything together?
648
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,420
Everything. I'll show you how it's done.
Come over here.
649
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:52,820
Now you got this.
650
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,240
Okay, husband, I see.
651
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,520
There it is. There it is.
652
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,900
We got it. Who's the best?
653
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,940
We are. We're the best. Together.
654
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,240
You see that?
655
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,600
It's better together.
656
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:05,900
Yay.
657
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,340
Woo!
658
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,280
Michelle showed you what a real woman
does. Come on. A real woman says, I'm
659
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,580
getting in the mud, in the dirt with
you. I want to see what you do.
660
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,260
Antonio, what are you doing?
661
00:34:21,670 --> 00:34:22,670
I was looking cute.
662
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:27,150
I assume when Melissa comes back, you're
going to ask her to come with you to
663
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,150
work every day.
664
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:33,070
No. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no,
no, no. We're family, honey. That's what
665
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:34,070
happens when we work together.
666
00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:38,310
You're making vegan sprinkle cookies.
667
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:41,610
I found vegan sprinkles.
668
00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:43,230
We do this last.
669
00:34:44,389 --> 00:34:47,250
Look, this is what you do. Go like this,
and you make a little ball.
670
00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:48,770
Look at this. See?
671
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,380
Did you like hanging out with me this
week? Yeah.
672
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,679
Did you have fun?
673
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:53,860
Yeah.
674
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,680
You're so sweet. You're so cute. Why do
I feel like I could cry? You're so cute.
675
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,740
I'm crying because I'm happy I got to
meet you guys.
676
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,060
I'm such a mush.
677
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:09,720
I look at this little innocent child,
and I bonded with him, I feel like, a
678
00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:14,690
The last couple of days. And I need to
spend more quality time with my kids.
679
00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:18,350
Like there's not a ton of time left
before they want to move out of my
680
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,450
You're going to like this part.
681
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,130
Brinkles.
682
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:26,130
This is the fun part. You know what?
Let's just put them everywhere.
683
00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,190
Let's just put this sprinkles
everywhere.
684
00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:32,670
The best thing I ever did. It is. Can I
have a kiss?
685
00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:33,950
Yeah.
686
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,240
Who is this? My husband.
687
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,500
This is Joe.
688
00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:40,859
Hi, Joe.
689
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,860
Give Joe a hug.
690
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:49,580
Even though I'm excited to go home, I
mean, wow, it's bittersweet because I'm
691
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,360
really falling in love with these kids.
692
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,620
Oh, my God, you're so strong.
693
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Oh, my God.
694
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:59,960
We had so much fun. I appreciate it. I
appreciate all the knowledge you gave
695
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,400
I really do. Like, I learned a lot. Say,
we're going to miss you. We're going to
696
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,400
miss you.
697
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:09,120
I've learned from this experience that I
do need rest. I need that downtime.
698
00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:15,540
When you don't do it, you don't know you
need it. When Michelle comes home, I
699
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:17,860
think I'll be doing more of that. Thank
you, Melissa.
700
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:24,140
Miss Melissa is going to Jersey.
Everybody wave. Everybody wave.
701
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,660
We had fun.
702
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,080
Bye, everybody.
703
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:31,580
Don't cry.
704
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,120
You're all right, son.
705
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:42,600
Never miss Jersey more.
706
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,300
I hope my family's not missing out.
707
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,100
Hello.
708
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,660
Smell of fresh cut grass.
709
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,480
I haven't cleaned up.
710
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,140
My room's a mess.
711
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,940
The bed's a mess. I don't know how she's
going to handle it.
712
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200
What is this workaboot?
713
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:13,540
Why are there clothes everywhere? Are
you kidding me right now?
714
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,320
Hello?
715
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:26,740
What is this workaboot?
716
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,020
Workaboot on the floor ready to hide.
717
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,840
Do you miss me?
718
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,580
Look at you.
719
00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:41,750
these clothes what's happening we just
lived alone you was in my space you know
720
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:48,610
what living is oh yes so nice to meet
you i hope you had a like a nice
721
00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:53,850
day i was like what i hope you're okay
good michelle's just like full of energy
722
00:37:53,850 --> 00:38:00,690
like hi i was like hi he's so messy nice
meeting you
723
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,020
Do you want to go sit outside?
724
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,560
Yes. Let's talk about everything.
725
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:14,000
First of all, I am obsessed with your
kids. They're the most polite children.
726
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:20,380
The sweetest, kindest, all three of
them. We're together a lot. Yes. I
727
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:26,580
But Sean needs a little time as well.
And so do you. You both do. One thing we
728
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,160
do have in common is we love our
husbands.
729
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:34,700
Right. And so when everybody left and
then Jill went to work, I felt like,
730
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,299
Alone. Yes.
731
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,680
I felt lonely.
732
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:43,940
That many hours every day without each
other is too long to me.
733
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,520
We do spend a lot of time apart during
the day. It's too much.
734
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:51,720
But I got to go to work. He's got to go
to work. I can't go sit in an excavator.
735
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:55,960
I have to make sprinkle cookies. How am
I going to do that? I don't know. Just
736
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,000
has to be more.
737
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,540
time together. You're saying we spend
too much time apart and I feel like you
738
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:06,960
guys spend too much time together. So
let's both take 10 % to start. Let's do
739
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,879
it. Good.
740
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,880
Also, I feel like you need to let loose
a little more and make more intentional
741
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:18,720
family joy because your kids are still
here, but the moment is going to happen
742
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,440
when they're moved out of your space.
743
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:23,510
You make me want to cry because you're
right. I know.
744
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,930
But sometimes I just can't let go of
control. I think that's what it is. Yes.
745
00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:32,750
But I think I'm inspired because the
cleanliness made me want to stay clean.
746
00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:37,510
Good. So, like, at night, I know you
guys go to bed with the dishes in the
747
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:38,538
Yes.
748
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:42,700
I wake up already exhausted if I were
you. Like, I'd wake up like, wow,
749
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:46,700
a lot to freaking do today. What you
said is true. I wake up exhausted.
750
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:52,380
I wake up exhausted saying all of that.
Yes, because I can't keep up. I know, I
751
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:55,560
know. I feel like I'm in quicksand
trying to keep up.
752
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,880
No, it's not easy to do all of that. It
just has to become part of your everyday
753
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:06,660
routine. I know. If you keep up with it
every day and every night, I promise you
754
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:07,860
it'll be habit.
755
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,580
And I am rooting for you.
756
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,340
And hopefully, like, we both learn a
little something. Yeah.
757
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,500
We did this. We did this.
758
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,760
We did it. My children are watching me.
759
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:25,300
Tell them all I said hi to those babies
and give them a kiss from me. All right.
760
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:30,520
Bye. Cleaning up and being tidy and
being organized is not just for me. It's
761
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,520
setting an example.
762
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:35,960
Aw. Oh, Miko. I hope she keeps her house
clean.
763
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,540
I really hope she does.
764
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:45,140
And yes, I am obsessed with my husband.
But he also needs that time for him.
765
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,880
And I want to give that to him.
766
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:57,460
I did watch Sean really spend quality
time with
767
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,339
his children.
768
00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:02,360
Everything was like a teaching moment. I
learned a lot about that.
769
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,700
Do you want to spend more quality time
together?
770
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:09,350
What is wrong with you? I'm with my kids
a lot, but we need to have different
771
00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:10,890
conversations when we are together.
772
00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,470
We need to dig a little deeper.
773
00:41:12,690 --> 00:41:16,510
It's not just about being with them.
It's like, what are you guys talking
774
00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:17,510
when you are together?
775
00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:19,090
And that was big for me.
776
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:23,450
Cook a steak. I've been vegan for 48
hours. I've been waiting to give you the
777
00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:27,290
meat. This is not going to... Oh, my
God.
778
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:30,710
Your daughter is standing right there.
779
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:32,350
I have to leave.
780
00:41:45,610 --> 00:41:47,850
Like a plate, a plate set? Yes, so good.
781
00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:49,610
Oh, I'm going, I'm going on that.
782
00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:52,010
Why is there always sprinkles
everywhere?
783
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,470
Everywhere,
784
00:41:54,650 --> 00:41:57,670
literally.
785
00:42:05,450 --> 00:42:06,450
Where's my purse?
786
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,100
I cannot believe I am about to be a
housewife. Not my style.
787
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:17,960
Feels like I could have walked into
Pottery Barn. I'm not a judge.
788
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,500
There's lots of poop in here.
789
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,760
This, this is not what I envisioned.
790
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,940
I have never left Eric alone with our
three children.
791
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,280
Just like, right now.
792
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,720
This is not going to fly.
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