All language subtitles for Wife.Swap.The.Real.Housewives.Edition – S1E01

I'm going to Chalice, Idaho.

You're going to die.

I'm about to step into someone else's
life.

I can't believe I get to be a real
housewife. I'm having breakfast made for

Sounds like a vacation.

Oh, my God.

Oh, and she has a bidet.

This is a whole new world for me.

Oh, my God.

Have you ever gutted a fish before?

No, no, no.

This is where I'll shower. Yeah. I
thought she's probably going to think

am just so vain.

That kind of made me realize that.

What are you doing?

Cleaning. He's re -cleaning what I've
already cleaned. Yeah, wait.

Everything was cleaned.

Is it, though?

Am I OCD or am I just a person that has
a gift of making things perfect?

It's a gift most of the time.

I'm Angie Kalkanavis. I'm Sean.

We have one daughter, Electra, and we
live here in Salt Lake City.

I'm glad everyone enjoyed the movie
night and I get to clean up. It takes a

for me to keep the house running the way
that it does. I love to cook. I love to

keep my home.

Perfect. I am hustling from sunup to
sundown.

Can I sit in your wife's bed?

Set it down.

Being the bossy Greek wife that I am, I
find that sometimes Sean doesn't do

things just the way I like it. There you
go. Feel beautiful.

So I just get in there and do it myself
so I know it's done right. There you go.

Thank you. Go eat your breakfast.

There you go.

Angie, you know, when she gives
direction, you kind of start to feel

there's maybe some micromanagement that
happened.

Go put your sunscreen on. I didn't put
my sunscreen on.

No voice in the show.

You've never done this before. Stop.

Rinse it off right away.

See all the green goop in there? Some
people run on the treadmill. Some people

run their mouth.

Look, that is why I haven't had a
facelift. And I look pretty good for my

And this is all the muscles. It's been
working. It's been talking all day.

The thumbnail's choice are very
important. I've got a little bit of...

Fast, because I'm tired, so I might go
with something bigger.

I've always loved fashion. It makes me
feel expensive.

Like one time, I saw a bill for a $12
,000 dress.

Yeah, I think it was a Schiaparelli
dress.

I think that was kind of stupid.

Elektra and myself, we have a really
good rapport.

Are your knees touching my feet? No.

She pushes boundaries with me a little
bit. Hey, get off your phone.

Give me your phone. No, you're being
rude.

I feel like I'd be closer with my mom if
she would tone it down a little bit.

Electra tells me to chill all the time.
She's like, Mom, chill. But if I chill

the F out, our lives would probably fall
apart.

I love you.

I love our time together.

I don't feel like Angie has any chill.
The struggle for her is just being able

to just kind of sit together.

Hang out as a family. For me, that's
precious time.

Mom, do you want to go get boba?

Uh, you know what? I've got to do a
bunch of laundry.

I've got a couple of quick phone calls
to make, too. Okay.

We'll try to wait. I wish Angie would
join us in that a little bit more.

I'm hoping from this swap that Angie can
learn it is okay to chill out. Let's

go.

I'm doing this swap because I don't feel
Sean and Electra really appreciate me.

I want them begging me back.

That's what I want.

Begging, like groveling.

Cut.

Let's rake this a little bit, and we can
plant those onions right there.

Living off -grid is living in an
ancestral way of life, and that is what

important to me.

Dad, look at this.

Whoa, that is a serious mud ball, Hazel.
I'm Lindsey.

My name's Tanner. Ready, let's roll.

Bridger is our oldest.

Wyatt's our middle child. And then we
have Hazel. We ended

up kind of doing the standard American
dream thing, and we bought a house.

It was a nice house. We had running
water. We had showers. We had a washer

dryer.

Society has this box that they want us
in, and we are definitely outside of

box now.

It kind of started with I got diagnosed
with rheumatoid arthritis and going to

the doctors and them wanting to just put
me on a pill.

I decided to eat like an anti
-inflammatory diet.

That led us toward this type of a
lifestyle, throwing our own food.

And I felt instantly better. So we moved
away from suburbia.

Especially for a night.

Yep. And we are so much more fulfilled
here.

The closest person is probably four
miles away. It takes us a good 30

get to town.

We're not tied to any type of power grid
at all. We have our own solar system

out here. And then we have composting
type of toilet.

We have no running water.

Oh, these ruthless little savages.

We changed our mindset to having less.

Where are the plants? Not my feet.

Having more experiences in the dirt with
our kids than buying them toys.

We got some squash.

I'm hoping by doing this swap, I can
show another family a different way of

living, connecting to the land. Who
better to teach those values to than to

real housewife? I think they probably
need it the most.

What do you think she's going to be
like?

Rich and a little brat.

Why?

Because rich people are little brats.

What if you go to some fancy house and
it's amazing and you're like, why am I

going back to this dump?

Did you want some feather teeth?

Are you not loving feta cheese anymore?

I have a block of it.

Oh, my gosh. I just got a message with
my location.

Guys, I'm going to Chalice, Idaho.

Oh, it looks beautiful.

Does it? Well, it's ranch country.

You're like, come a wrangler to do
ranch. A wrangler to do ranch?

Mm -hmm. Do you think I'd be a fit? I
know you'd suck.

I've been an outdoorsman myself.

Her idea of roughing it is the four
seasons.

You're gonna die.

Who wants to find out where I'm going?

Me! You found out?

Welcome to Salt Lake City!

Let's see if we can figure out who we
think it'll be. Lisa Barlow, maybe?

Should we go back?

Yeah. You guys gonna help me? I'll help
you back. I'm getting a new wife.

I'm gonna be, like, a natural fit for
this place.

Where in the world are my cowboy boots?

Yee -haw!

Can I just come with you? I want to go
to some rich lady's house.

You can love Miss Michelle, but you
can't love her more than me. No, no.

I can't believe I'm going on this
adventure without you guys.

I think my mom is cooked.

I think she's cooked, too.

I'm coming with you. I wish you could.

Bye, Mom. Bye, guys.

Bye. Love you.

See you guys soon.

See you in a few days. Bye, Mom.

Here we go.

I'm nervous.

It's getting real.

It's kind of scary.

Okay, we passed the first house I've
seen for miles.

Who lives out here in the middle of
nowhere?

Oh, is that it?

Look at their view.

Is it God's country or... Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Welcome home.

Looks like an adventure.

I'm definitely overdressed and
underprepared.

Hi.

I don't want to leave this room. Steph,
it's so perfect.

What do I do? Do I take my shoes off,
huh?

Wait, I got to figure out who this is
first.

Is that Angie?

Oh, dear.

This place is giving scary.

Like the hills have eyes, scary.

Wow.

This is old.

Is this my husband or a piece of art?

One, two, three children.

Wife looks sweet.

What is it?

They don't want to touch button.

Oh.

What are we, killing our own meat around
here?

It just keeps going.

Oh, this is the daughter's room.

It's so fancy and so perfect, and this
is a whole new world for me.

Is the floor heated?

How does she have this nice bathroom?

Oh, it's nice to have the amenities.

Oh, and she has a bidet.

Okay, I've never used a bidet. But I'll
still be conscientious about the amount

of water I use because I'm not going to
abandon my values to live in this fancy

house and fancy world.

Oh, a bathroom.

Pop socket to open the toilet.

Oh, my God.

Wait a minute. Is there running water
here?

What in the world is this?

Oh, my God.

There's poop in there.

Oh, God.

One toilet and not really having running
water to that toilet.

That was a little alarming. How in the
hell do you flush?

I have a little bidet at home.

And an automatic flusher on my toilet.
So I don't dare use the restroom for the

next three days.

Oh, my gosh.

I wonder what she does in all these.

Oh, my goodness. These glasses.

I have to try these on.

Oh, my gosh. Well, we'll see where these
go.

Oh, my God.

Wait. I would wear these dirt biking or
mountain biking.

Who needs this many glasses?

It just seems a little.

Excessive.

I mean, the rules.

It's so fancy.

It's a scroll.

Oh, my goodness.

Here's a few things that I'd like an
apology for.

So, number one.

Welcome.

Together with Sean, I'm handing you over
my greatest treasure. My home and my

family. That's sweet. I take pride in
both.

Welcome to my home.

You might have noticed our home is
unique and we live off grid.

Well, I sure did. We hit the ground
running at 7 a .m. You want to be

and ready for your morning workout with
Sean.

After the gym, it's time to head to the
salon. Makes me really nervous thinking

I have to get all dolled up to put
myself into Angie's life because part of

journey to move off grid was...

To leave this life behind of what
society tells you they think is

hope you leave with a new understanding
of what peace can look like.

Wow.

Well, honey, I'm home.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome. Hi, Tanner.

Hi. What's your name? I'm a hugger. My
name's Angie. Oh, good, because I'm a

hugger, too. Yes. Oh,

your dog is a hugger, too.

Are you Bridger? Yes. Can I give you a
hug? Oh, my goodness. Thank you.

You hazel.

Oh, my goodness. Want to come say hi?
Can I give you a hug, man?

When I first saw Angie, I thought, what
the heck?

Yeah, this is quick.

Nice to meet you.

What is she doing out here?

Oh my goodness, you all give such great
hugs. And I love your hair.

Hi there.

Hi. How are you? Good.

Sean Trujillo. Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you. This is Electra.

Electra. Nice to meet you. It looks like
you met Celia. Yes. And this is Fowl.

Definitely has a granola, outdoorsy kind
of vibe. I think Lindsay's a VIP at

REI.

I'm sorry I, like, snooped in your
house. Oh, that's okay. And walked

That's okay. I love your room. Thank
you. It's nicer than my whole house.

Oh, is that my room? This is your room,
the master suite.

Oh, can I get comfortable and just put
on some sneakers and take my heels off?

Okay, let's do that.

So are you guys ranchers? We bought a
cabin to homestead it.

We're homesteading, so we're going to
grow our own food, have our own animals,

so we don't even have running water. Oh,
gotcha. So your mom is not going to

have running water. That's going to be
interesting, huh?

I think he's going to want to come home.

You ready?

Are you going to tour the house? Yes, I
want to see your property. There's so

much of it. This is our main heat
source.

Big wood stove.

Wow. That was a tough one. And where do
we get this water from?

From our spring. The spring is all the
way down the hill. We have to go and get

a five -gallon bucket and carry them up
here and fill this up. And this is 50

gallons, so it takes a while.

I'm wondering why Tanner and Lindsay
made this choice for their family.

It is extreme.

Oh, is this another way outside?

Yeah. Okay, show me the way. I better
get my sunglasses on.

So is this all your property?

Yeah. tenor where do i shower here this
is the the tub the tub wow

what wait a

minute wait a minute wait a minute so
will i this is where i'll shower and

my hair yeah

This is where I'll shower and wash my
hair?

Yeah. It's kind of the only option.

Why don't we go to the hot springs?

I'm used to a nice, big, beautiful
shower.

Okay, wow.

Let's go show Angie a little piece of
our paradise up the road.

You see okay?

Oh, yeah. I'm ready.

Okay, buckle up, guys.

I won't go too fast.

Oh, wow.

It's beautiful.

Yeah, 360 -degree view.

Yes, it is.

You're a good driver. You're a good
leader for us. Yeah, good job driving,

Bridger. Look at this, you guys. Do you
believe you live up here?

Hazel, pick her a whole bunch. Oh, my
goodness.

That is so beautiful. Thank you.

I love being needed as a mother. Those
are the best years of my life. It's like

being on the ground with my daughter and
bonding with her. Oh, there's deer

poop. Just being back in this
environment with small children that

attention, it feels really good.

I love how Hazel loves you already.

Oh, I'm so happy. And that is such a,
like, take that as a big compliment.

you. I've got a teenager at home, and
she's, you know, pulling away a bit.

Yeah. These kids wanting me to play with
them or hang out with them, it's fun.

And you miss those days, and it's short
-lived.

Coming here is so opposite of my life on
the daily. I mean, you guys are so off

-grid. What was that pivotal moment for
you guys that you just said, let's pack

it up and let's do it? Lindsay had
gotten diagnosed with rheumatoid

Oh, wow.

And so she learned she would need to
make major...

Our diet changes, and that's a big
reason why we like to grow our own food

live here so that we can come up here
and hunt. Like, where we're sitting

now is an amazing hunting ground.

Wow. Talking to Tanner, it's helped me
wrap my head around their lifestyle

Oh, hey, little girl.

That's a pretty... Oh, my goodness.

But it wouldn't hurt if there was a
Prada within driving distance.

Look out for snakes.

Famous last words.

Are there a lot of snakes up here?

Fair amount.

Oh, no.

What do I need to do?

Cleaning.

You want to clean something?

I don't care if my clothes are wrinkled
at home.

I mean, I'm not going to take up my
electricity to do this.

I had no idea he was in it.

It is such a good cast.

Yeah, it does. I don't know. I'm going
to open the dishwasher.

Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

Knock on it twice like you're knocking
on a door.

Why? It's beautiful that it's like, why
do you need it? I feel sad for Angie.

Like, cleaning her glasses is more
important than sitting on the couch with

family.

That's just crazy.

Hey.

I'll come check you.

Why?

Dinner's ready.

Tell me about this, Tanner.

This is the whole tale of a cow.

Right.

Golly.

Bon appetit, everyone.

We'll say it the Idaho way. Bon appetit.

Wow, what a good girl.

You got to try some, too.

It's kind of eating around the tail
bone.

It's gritty and fatty and chewy.

Yeah, so did you guys get out much for
dinner?

I mean, we haven't been able to a whole
lot. It's organic. That's the good part.

It's got a unique texture. I'm not sure
how to describe it.

Is it time to get your padella?

Yeah! The children are darling, very
sweet, loving.

Hazel wants my attention, which I love.

Are you having fun with me? Yeah!

I haven't had a shower. There is no
dishwasher.

There is no washing whiskey.

And there is no running water.

Sweet dreams.

Yeah, I will be holding my number.

Morning of day two.

Everyone's still asleep.

I like to start my day. Oh, good. I see
a big...

Pink shiny thing walking around down on
the property, and that must be Angela.

Nope, bud.

Maybe more natural. I don't really get
manicure.

Did your mom get her nails done like
this a lot?

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe. Once you guys are done, we're
going to get to the gym.

Okay. And then the salon, so.

Hey, I haven't been in a gym for a while
because my life is a gym constantly.

Make sure you bring the sunglasses.

How do they look?

They work.

Okay.

Can you show me where the water is so I
can do dishes?

So this is the pump, and it pulls the
water from here?

Mm -hmm.

Okay, so the water's running now.

Now you just put the hose in here and
fill it up. Okay.

I thought this was going to be easy.

My workout is like hauling my five
gallons of water.

Farm girls.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, we're back on the bikes one more
time.

Here I am trying to talk now. Thanks so
much.

Angie can bike and talk at the same
time.

Hauling water from the bottom of the
hill and into the kitchen.

It's made me think twice about wanting
to even brush my teeth.

It's like water's a luxury.

High five, bud. We did it. High five.

Is that temperature okay?

Yep.

I check my hair daily for tics. I'm
paranoid about them.

Hey, open your eyes. I'm a little dizzy
now.

Whoa.

It's a nice little change.

That's so not who I am.

Now I get to do yours. Yeah, right.
Change.

Yeah.

What are we going to do now?

Change the toilet.

You want me to change the toilet? Like
take the bag out?

Oh, my goodness.

Mommy does.

Mommy changes the toilet?

My God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to
hurl.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This boat was stinky.

Oh, my gosh.

Very humbling moment.

Okay, Hazel. One chore down.

As a mother, there's a lot of dirty jobs
that come along with keeping up the

household, but this is, it's a lot.

Good job, guys.

Toilet, check.

Oh, s***.

We've been in Angie's life, and you
know, it's time to switch things up.

important to me to be connected to
nature.

Love it. And we're going to have a fun
night off -grid.

Really? Yes, completely upgraded.

Like out in the hills in your backyard.

So no showers. Our phones will be inside
all night long.

Are we actually staying out there all
night?

Yeah.

I'm excited.

Let's go to the hot springs. This is it.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.

I don't know how many people have wore
their Louis Vuitton sandals down to

hot springs. Okay, guys, since we're
going to switch to my rolls, guess what

we're going to do?

We're going out to eat.

Sound good? The little nibble of oxtail
that I took last night, out of

obligation, didn't really cut it.

So I went to bed hungry.

Oh, and at the sawmill station. You can
get any drink you want.

We've never, ever, ever.

Ordered a dessert.

I'm strict with my daughter at home, but
Electra knows when we go out to a

restaurant, she orders a Shirley Temple
and she gets ice cream for dessert.

I see that they eat really healthy, but
we have to live a little.

One dessert in your life?

I'm back.

I need help setting up tents.

Okay. And you chop wood. Sounds good.

How do you want these to go?

How do I next to each other away from
the fire?

Fire? You going to start us our fire
tonight?

Maybe.

Hope,

can I put this inside?

You don't need a screen in front of your
face all the time.

You need the sun on your face. You need
adventure.

She is not my thing.

Like, we're actually, like, sitting down
here.

We're not going to fit. I don't want to
be self -sustaining.

I might sink in in the middle of the
night.

Everybody, I got a chicken sandwich.

Those are giant chips. Right here. Thank
you. Here we go.

Guys, this looks so good.

Wait, we have an extra. Oh, my gosh.

It's like you've never seen a milkshake
in your life.

Whoa.

I love your excitement.

Yes. Thank you. I know. Oh, that looks
so good. That looks amazing.

So bad for your body, but they're yummy.

Cheers,

guys. What a fun day.

What a fun day. I hope you're having fun
because we're still going by my rule

for the next 24 hours.

So I need you, Tanner, to call Nana.

to come and watch the kids tonight so
Tanner can take me out.

This off -grid life is a bit extreme,
and it's a lot of work. But the tomatoes

will still be there. The compost toilet
will still be there.

None of this is going away.

So I think it's important for Tanner to
get out and get off the property and

have some new experiences.

What do you think? You guys good with
that?

Meow.

No, Dad, you're already married. Are you
cheating on Mom?

Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Barely, no.

Oh, no.

No,

I won't be cheating on Mom.

Do you guys like this?

Yeah. Yes.

Have you ever gutted a fish before?

No. Okay, you turn it upside down right
in front of the fin, and you want to go

all the way up to...

The tip of that gill right there. Going
old school here.

And you grab it.

I'm dying.

We'll watch those.

What is she doing?

Is she skinning a chicken?

Oh, my God. Mary, come and meet my new
wife.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

That's what we're doing?

We're learning how to gut fish.

No.

We're learning how to gut fish.

No.

So we just gutted it.

I don't need to see my fish gutted. I
don't need to see the babies. I don't

to see the placenta.

Are you coming for dinner?

Mm -mm.

You're gutting the next one, I hear. No.
You don't like Red Snapper?

Yeah, I love Red Snapper, but I don't.
No, no, no. What happens if you have to

do it yourself, though?

I just pray to God I don't ever have to
do it.

Is Angie doing this?

I mean, if they go fishing, maybe.

She's off grid.

We hunt for our food. We have no running
water.

Oh, really?

It's so fun.

I think we need to go rescue her.

I just pray that she gets back in one
whole piece.

So how are you feeling? Are you okay? My
dad's enjoying this off -gridness. I

don't know why.

I'm hoping Angie learns to appreciate
what she does have and, like, live in

moment. Because you are not appreciating
no jungle.

Come on, she's going with me. Okay, all
right.

You look like a little sheen or a little
glam or something. Okay.

I'm in love with Hazel. She loves all
things girly, so that's fun for me. What

would you like done with your hair
today? Bray.

You want bray?

Electra once wanted me to do her nails
and do her hair, so I'm just in heaven

right now.

So, how do you think Angie and Tanner
are doing?

That's the question.

I know. It's been on my mind since the
last.

I know. Several hours. Did you get a
chance to read the letter?

I haven't read the letter yet. Oh,
thanks. Yeah, you should read it.

There was a part of it that she had
mentioned all the work it takes going

the house and sometimes not being seen
and appreciated.

I'm not sure they understand what it
takes for me to keep it all together at

level I do.

Just the constant upkeep. Yeah. You
know, I think there could be a lot of

pressure in that.

Yeah. So maybe like she feels she go,
go, goes all day. Right.

All the things she does for her family
and she does it out of love because.

Right. Isn't that what we do as wives
and mothers? It is work.

It just seems like Angie's all put
together all the time. I couldn't

exhausting that would be on top of all
my other duties as a mom.

You have to open my.

My eyes up a little bit. Now something
that's going to be on my mind from this

experience.

I definitely think Angie's nagging and
perfectionism comes from a good place.

Come have a seat.

And I need to get better at letting her
know that she is seeing and she is the

backbone to this family.

Faust. Oh, my God.

Faust. Faust.

He's marking his territory.

You better call your tempers.

You better get it.

There's so much you didn't ask. He did
it. Well, you probably peed in there.

Come here, Fausty. Where did he pee?

Okay, bye -bye.

Thank you. I got to retrain Sean.

I can get used to this thing.

Go ahead after you.

Angie is the fanciest thing to walk in
that place in a long time.

Do you think we could steal a chair from
you, bud?

Not one of those people said, is that a
Givenchy boot?

What are you going to have?

I feel like it's appropriate to do a
whiskey.

Okay. I'll do it with Kielce. It's kind
of a waste of money, honestly. I could

have gone to Walmart, and I didn't.
Thank you. You're welcome.

What's yours?

Mom and Dad's Night Out. Wait, what's
the Greek?

Oh, Yama.

Yama. Yeah, Kielce.

Look, Tanner and I, we kind of need to
let our hair down.

And I say that with all due respect,
because Tanner doesn't have hair.

Can you spin me?

Okay.

All right. And then what?

I don't know.

When you live where we live, you almost
forget what city life is like.

One of the things that Angie is showing
me is that it's

okay to take time away, get back on the
grid.

You don't need this, do you?

And go and enjoy that time being plugged
in.

But yeah, I do need to take my wife
country dancing one of these days. I

pick that up with my mouth.

My mouth ain't going to fit on that.

Where did you come from?

I love this song.

Where did you guys sleep last night?

We ended up inside.

We've been trying to sleep now for about
an hour, and it's not really

working.

Good night.

If I'm being honest, the tent's a little
small. There's no pads. I also didn't

want to stay out all night, if I'm being
honest.

How amazing would it be to build your
own garden here at your house? I could

into that.

So we're going to do that today with
electricity. Okay.

I kind of feel like my mom's not going
to use that garden. I kind of feel like

she's still going to buy processed
foods, but it's fine.

So we'll see how this goes.

Oh, hi, guys.

Hi. Are you going to help me?

Yeah. So I want to give you guys a
little present so you can remember me

go, okay?

These have the Greek flag on them.

What do you think? You want to try them
on?

Yeah.

They look so cool on you.

And you can still feature them, right?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my goodness.

They look cool on you, too.

Is this a good size for your house, do
you think? I think it's perfect.

Thanks. Perfect.

I would be okay to do this actually with
65 degrees, not when it's 94.

Want to help us dump dirt?

Not a girl.

And let's have you design the garden.

Where do you think bell pepper? Where do
you want that, hon?

Maybe like here.

Should I put the tomatoes over there?
The tomatoes over here?

Yeah.

Maybe we put oregano here.

Nice.

Good job.

Thank you. Planting a garden. It wasn't
that bad.

Wait, Dad, can you dig this one over
here? Yes.

I'm feeling very hot right now.

After this, we are going inside and
having a popsicle.

That sounds amazing. I was just so
surprised at how disconnected they are

nature. Their house is so big, and then
you just have this tiny little patch of

green in the back. And now that they
have this garden, maybe they can spend

time out there.

I'm going to run these back to the
toolbox.

Okay.

How does it make you feel now that it's
all done? I think it's cool.

Are you proud of yourself?

Yeah. Cool. Now you guys will have a
whole meal right here in a couple

Yeah.

It was so fun. I had the best time.

Hazel, are you going to miss her?

Is that edible?

Like everything else out here?

I didn't know this experience would be
such a blessing.

Like showing up and like my heels and...

a miniskirt and look at all high body
count and the kids are probably like oh

gosh who is this lady and

then just spending time with them and
seeing how hard they work just to

live in nature and just they're thinking
about resources which we all take for

granted you guys are The most amazing
family. I've learned a lot from you

Like, you think that your way is the
right way, and I learned this weekend

there's no right way. Just whatever
works for your family.

Well, we learned a lot from you, too.

I'm leaving a better person than I was
when I came.

Like, I'm standing here barefaced and
not worrying about, like, what if my

doesn't look better? What if you can see
wrinkles under my eyes? It's kind of

like, who cares? Like, you let it go.

It felt good to just let it go.

Oh, Hazel might try and crawl in there
with you.

Okay. All right. Thanks for everything.

We're so different, but so similar.

Bye, guys. Love you. It's interesting
because we hardly know each other, but

she's been very open to...

My thoughts and feelings.

And sometimes that's all, like, anyone
really needs.

I love you.

Love you, guys.

She's hanging out the door.

How dare you say I love you? Love her
like a friend, man.

Your lifestyle is really humbling. And
then kids have to take a bath outside,

and it made me feel sad.

I felt guilty that I even thought.

I know Electra's at school, so give her
a big hug for me and tell her bye. I

will.

Oh my God, it's you.

What's going on?

How are you? Come and meet my new wife.

I know you from everybody else.

Oh my gosh.

How are my kids?

I love your kids. Oh good, I love your
daughter. She's amazing and John was so

nice. Oh God.

What in the world is going on out there?
Have we moved outside?

We have.

Is this my new primary?

Since my swap sons are not here, I'm
going to need you to go grab my

Where are they? Man, having those strong
boys. Yeah, they're right outside.

It's so crazy because I feel like I
haven't been here forever.

And I think part of that is...

Just living your life and after seeing
your to -do list and seeing what Tanner

does, you guys work really hard on your
property.

Yeah, this is like the dream we want.
All that other stuff was just

for us. Your lifestyle is really
humbling. And then I thought when I

like, oh, these kids have to take a bath
outside. And it made me feel sad.

But then when I saw that you guys have
everything.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

And I felt guilty.

Yeah, I did.

Sorry for even saying it. I felt guilty
that I even thought.

It's okay.

I thought I'd be laying poolside
drinking margaritas or something.

And then I get here and the cameras and
having to be on all the time. I thought

it'd be easy.

So I'm sorry.

My biggest thing is I just want to
connect more.

Yeah. Just as a family.

That's what's most important.

It's strange that you have to go so far
away from your own life. I know.

To see it. I needed to have this
experience. So thank you. Thank you.

Swapping lives with someone else, I felt
like I went back in time and was

reminded of what's important in life.

Thank you.

It's the moments, it's the memories, and
Electra's growing up so fast, and I

want to spend as much time as I can with
her. I will never forget your family.

I will never forget yours.

Being off -grid, it's hard doing what we
do.

You know, I've had days crying and
thinking, like, what the hell did we get

ourselves into?

And doing the wife swap.

I realized I was able to be able to show
another family a different way of

living to bring happiness into their
life.

Okay, can we talk about this for a
second? Oh my God, is that what you

This is my bag.

Your family must have been horrified
when they saw all my stuff.

Well, this does it all. As much as I
loved Health Idaho, I am a city girl.

Lindsay, thank you.

It's so nice to meet you.

Angie Kay is back on the grid. Wow.

I've got to simplify.

Oh, baby.

Gross,

but it's done.

They're not neat freaks. That's
refreshing.

All the juice. We can clean this up
later.

She's very OCD.

We are vegan.

I'm anemic. I need meat. We about to
switch it up. I got to go to work. We

to go to work. We?

We're very needy.

You make me want to cry. I feel like I'm
in quicksand.

No, wait.

This is not going to. Oh, my God.