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Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.

Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.
It's very kind. Thanks for for watching

It's very kind. Thanks for for watching

It's very kind. Thanks for for watching
at home. Thank you for joining us here

at home. Thank you for joining us here

at home. Thank you for joining us here
in Hollywood. And I'm going to tell you

in Hollywood. And I'm going to tell you

in Hollywood. And I'm going to tell you
something. You're here on a very special

something. You're here on a very special

something. You're here on a very special
night. A night of celebration, not only

night. A night of celebration, not only

night. A night of celebration, not only
here all around the world, 55 years ago

here all around the world, 55 years ago

here all around the world, 55 years ago
today on January 27th, 1971,

today on January 27th, 1971,

today on January 27th, 1971,
Don Julio and the Pillsbury Doughboy

Don Julio and the Pillsbury Doughboy

Don Julio and the Pillsbury Doughboy
welcomed a child together, a baby. They

welcomed a child together, a baby. They

welcomed a child together, a baby. They
named him GMO. And tonight we wish him a

named him GMO. And tonight we wish him a

named him GMO. And tonight we wish him a
happy birthday.

happy birthday.

happy birthday.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK
YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
>> Thank you, Jimmy.

>> Thank you, Jimmy.

>> Thank you, Jimmy.
>> That means happy birthday. A little fact

>> That means happy birthday. A little fact

>> That means happy birthday. A little fact
about GMO speaks no Spanish at all.

about GMO speaks no Spanish at all.

about GMO speaks no Spanish at all.
>> Yeah. I do.

>> Yeah. I do.

>> Yeah. I do.
>> Did you know you share a birthday with

>> Did you know you share a birthday with

>> Did you know you share a birthday with
Mosart?

Mosart?

Mosart?
>> No, I didn't know.

>> No, I didn't know.

>> No, I didn't know.
>> You did not. You share a birthday with

>> You did not. You share a birthday with

>> You did not. You share a birthday with
Wolf Gang Amodus Mosart and Edward

Wolf Gang Amodus Mosart and Edward

Wolf Gang Amodus Mosart and Edward
Smith. Do you know who that is?

Smith. Do you know who that is?

Smith. Do you know who that is?
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
>> Okay. He was the captain of the Titanic.

>> Okay. He was the captain of the Titanic.

>> Okay. He was the captain of the Titanic.
Oh wow. Oh no.

Oh wow. Oh no.

Oh wow. Oh no.
>> He went down with the ship. Would you go

>> He went down with the ship. Would you go

>> He went down with the ship. Would you go
down with the ship?

down with the ship?

down with the ship?
>> Uh maybe. Maybe. Yeah.

>> Uh maybe. Maybe. Yeah.

>> Uh maybe. Maybe. Yeah.
>> I asked Cameron to bring us some

>> I asked Cameron to bring us some

>> I asked Cameron to bring us some
pictures from his life to celebrate and

pictures from his life to celebrate and

pictures from his life to celebrate and
he did. Here he is as a little boy uh in

he did. Here he is as a little boy uh in

he did. Here he is as a little boy uh in
Mexico before he met Tequila. How old

Mexico before he met Tequila. How old

Mexico before he met Tequila. How old
like were you born in 1937? How old is

like were you born in 1937? How old is

like were you born in 1937? How old is
that picture?

that picture?

that picture?
>> Oh,

>> Oh,

>> Oh,
>> let's look at that picture again. I mean

>> let's look at that picture again. I mean

>> let's look at that picture again. I mean
this is really Yeah. There you

this is really Yeah. There you

this is really Yeah. There you
>> That's an old picture, right?

>> That's an old picture, right?

>> That's an old picture, right?
>> Yeah. I think I was seven or eight.

>> Yeah. I think I was seven or eight.

>> Yeah. I think I was seven or eight.
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
No.

No.

No.
>> That's seven or eight.

>> That's seven or eight.

>> That's seven or eight.
>> Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

>> Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

>> Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
>> You've seen children before, right?

>> You've seen children before, right?

>> You've seen children before, right?
>> Yeah. I know. Well, maybe five. I don't

>> Yeah. I know. Well, maybe five. I don't

>> Yeah. I know. Well, maybe five. I don't
know, Jimmy. Yeah.

know, Jimmy. Yeah.

know, Jimmy. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go with four or

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go with four or

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go with four or
five. Yeah. All right.

five. Yeah. All right.

five. Yeah. All right.
>> This is one from little league. And u

>> This is one from little league. And u

>> This is one from little league. And u
Now, what's going on here? You playing

Now, what's going on here? You playing

Now, what's going on here? You playing
or coaching third base? What's

or coaching third base? What's

or coaching third base? What's
happening?

happening?

happening?
>> No, I was I was playing I was playing,

>> No, I was I was playing I was playing,

>> No, I was I was playing I was playing,
Jimmy, back in the day. Those were the

Jimmy, back in the day. Those were the

Jimmy, back in the day. Those were the
uniforms.

uniforms.

uniforms.
>> Yes. Sears GMO as a woman,

>> Yes. Sears GMO as a woman,

>> Yes. Sears GMO as a woman,
>> you know.

>> you know.

>> you know.
>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god.
>> Minus the facial hair. You're a

>> Minus the facial hair. You're a

>> Minus the facial hair. You're a
beautiful lady, G. You really are. This

beautiful lady, G. You really are. This

beautiful lady, G. You really are. This
one is from Christmas. Um, now I thought

one is from Christmas. Um, now I thought

one is from Christmas. Um, now I thought
you were Jewish. I'm surprised by this.

you were Jewish. I'm surprised by this.

you were Jewish. I'm surprised by this.
I know.

I know.

I know.
>> How old are you when that little

>> How old are you when that little

>> How old are you when that little
mustache came in?

mustache came in?

mustache came in?
>> Uh, 14.

>> Uh, 14.

>> Uh, 14.
>> 14. This is from either your high school

>> 14. This is from either your high school

>> 14. This is from either your high school
yearbook or the Emmys last year. I'm not

yearbook or the Emmys last year. I'm not

yearbook or the Emmys last year. I'm not
sure.

sure.

sure.
>> This is uh this was what GMO wears on

>> This is uh this was what GMO wears on

>> This is uh this was what GMO wears on
casual Fridays.

casual Fridays.

casual Fridays.
Now, as of this week, he is a

Now, as of this week, he is a

Now, as of this week, he is a
full-fledged salsa magnate. GMO SALSA

>> at Costco in the Northeast and soon

>> at Costco in the Northeast and soon
nationwide. Happy birthday, GMO. You

nationwide. Happy birthday, GMO. You

nationwide. Happy birthday, GMO. You
know what? Tonight, feel free to barely

know what? Tonight, feel free to barely

know what? Tonight, feel free to barely
pay attention for the whole rest of the

pay attention for the whole rest of the

pay attention for the whole rest of the
show. Okay.

show. Okay.

show. Okay.
>> All right. You got it. All right.

>> All right. You got it. All right.

>> All right. You got it. All right.
>> Winter storm Fern continues to wreak

>> Winter storm Fern continues to wreak

>> Winter storm Fern continues to wreak
havoc on much of the United States.

havoc on much of the United States.

havoc on much of the United States.
Hundreds of thousands of Americans are

Hundreds of thousands of Americans are

Hundreds of thousands of Americans are
without power right now. Yesterday, more

without power right now. Yesterday, more

without power right now. Yesterday, more
than 10,000 flights were cancelled or

than 10,000 flights were cancelled or

than 10,000 flights were cancelled or
delayed. American Airlines said this has

delayed. American Airlines said this has

delayed. American Airlines said this has
been the most disruptive storm in their

been the most disruptive storm in their

been the most disruptive storm in their
100redyear history. And Spirit Airlines

100redyear history. And Spirit Airlines

100redyear history. And Spirit Airlines
announced that for a limited time, they

announced that for a limited time, they

announced that for a limited time, they
will provide free blankets to passengers

will provide free blankets to passengers

will provide free blankets to passengers
who are seated on the wings of their

who are seated on the wings of their

who are seated on the wings of their
plane. In Boston, they got almost 2 feet

plane. In Boston, they got almost 2 feet

plane. In Boston, they got almost 2 feet
of snow, which resulted in this hostile

of snow, which resulted in this hostile

of snow, which resulted in this hostile
standoff between Man and Plow.

standoff between Man and Plow.

standoff between Man and Plow.
car stop. Go around me, man.

car stop. Go around me, man.

car stop. Go around me, man.
Car stop.

>> You speak English.

>> You speak English.
The car is stuck.

The car is stuck.

The car is stuck.
Stress

Stress

Stress
beeping for

beeping for

beeping for
what you beeping for? The car stopped,

what you beeping for? The car stopped,

what you beeping for? The car stopped,
The car stops.

The car stops.

The car stops.
TELLING YOU THE CAUSE.

TELLING YOU THE CAUSE.

TELLING YOU THE CAUSE.
Get the out of here.

Get the out of here.

Get the out of here.
Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of here.
>> I'm on his side. I really am. I I'd like

>> I'm on his side. I really am. I I'd like

>> I'm on his side. I really am. I I'd like
to introduce that guy to my aunt Chippy.

to introduce that guy to my aunt Chippy.

to introduce that guy to my aunt Chippy.
She hasn't been on a date in a while.

She hasn't been on a date in a while.

She hasn't been on a date in a while.
Right. This is good, too. This We

Right. This is good, too. This We

Right. This is good, too. This We
believe this is from Philadelphia, the

believe this is from Philadelphia, the

believe this is from Philadelphia, the
city of brotherly love. It is similar to

city of brotherly love. It is similar to

city of brotherly love. It is similar to
the last video, but this time from the

the last video, but this time from the

the last video, but this time from the
point of view of the men who are plowing

point of view of the men who are plowing

point of view of the men who are plowing
the snow.

the snow.

the snow.
If your car look like this, just go

If your car look like this, just go

If your car look like this, just go
ahead to back in the house. Just go in

ahead to back in the house. Just go in

ahead to back in the house. Just go in
the house.

the house.

the house.
Ain't no need for you to be outside

Ain't no need for you to be outside

Ain't no need for you to be outside
today.

If I can't drive, you can't

If I can't drive, you can't
drive.

It's, you know, it's just what they say.

It's, you know, it's just what they say.
If you do what you love, you'll never

If you do what you love, you'll never

If you do what you love, you'll never
work a day in your life. Happy snow day,

work a day in your life. Happy snow day,

work a day in your life. Happy snow day,
motherers.

motherers.

motherers.
Millions of students got to stay home

Millions of students got to stay home

Millions of students got to stay home
from school today. They got a snow day.

from school today. They got a snow day.

from school today. They got a snow day.
Some of getting a lot of snow days,

Some of getting a lot of snow days,

Some of getting a lot of snow days,
which is great when you're a kid and not

which is great when you're a kid and not

which is great when you're a kid and not
great when you have a kid. So, we

great when you have a kid. So, we

great when you have a kid. So, we
thought, well, it might be fun to create

thought, well, it might be fun to create

thought, well, it might be fun to create
some entertainment for the parents. Now,

some entertainment for the parents. Now,

some entertainment for the parents. Now,
I'm going to do is pretend to be a local

I'm going to do is pretend to be a local

I'm going to do is pretend to be a local
news anchor. And what I would um want

news anchor. And what I would um want

news anchor. And what I would um want
you to do at home is show this video to

you to do at home is show this video to

you to do at home is show this video to
your children when they wake up in the

your children when they wake up in the

your children when they wake up in the
morning. Uh this will be good. All

morning. Uh this will be good. All

morning. Uh this will be good. All
right, bring in my news desk here. I

right, bring in my news desk here. I

right, bring in my news desk here. I
have to get set up. All right, here we

have to get set up. All right, here we

have to get set up. All right, here we
go.

While the snow isn't a problem for

While the snow isn't a problem for
everyone, thousands of local children

everyone, thousands of local children

everyone, thousands of local children
have been rooting for it, hoping for

have been rooting for it, hoping for

have been rooting for it, hoping for
another day at home. But district

another day at home. But district

another day at home. But district
officials are confirming now that

officials are confirming now that

officials are confirming now that
students who do get snow days will be

students who do get snow days will be

students who do get snow days will be
required to go to double school to make

required to go to double school to make

required to go to double school to make
up for it. Double school goes from 5:00

up for it. Double school goes from 5:00

up for it. Double school goes from 5:00
a.m. until 8:00 p.m. every day,

a.m. until 8:00 p.m. every day,

a.m. until 8:00 p.m. every day,
including weekends, and well into the

including weekends, and well into the

including weekends, and well into the
summer, which has now been cancelled.

summer, which has now been cancelled.

summer, which has now been cancelled.
There will be no summer this year on

There will be no summer this year on

There will be no summer this year on
account of the snow. And in cafeteria

account of the snow. And in cafeteria

account of the snow. And in cafeteria
news, the winter storm has interrupted

news, the winter storm has interrupted

news, the winter storm has interrupted
all shipments of pizza. So get ready for

all shipments of pizza. So get ready for

all shipments of pizza. So get ready for
raw potato. Every kid gets a raw potato

raw potato. Every kid gets a raw potato

raw potato. Every kid gets a raw potato
on a fork. I'm Fred Newsman, Channel 7

on a fork. I'm Fred Newsman, Channel 7

on a fork. I'm Fred Newsman, Channel 7
News.

So, we'll post that on social media and

So, we'll post that on social media and
have fun with it. The White House right

have fun with it. The White House right

have fun with it. The White House right
now is scrambling to clean up the mess

now is scrambling to clean up the mess

now is scrambling to clean up the mess
they made in Minneapolis. Trump met last

they made in Minneapolis. Trump met last

they made in Minneapolis. Trump met last
night in the Oval Office with Secretary

night in the Oval Office with Secretary

night in the Oval Office with Secretary
of Homeland Security Christy Gnome and

of Homeland Security Christy Gnome and

of Homeland Security Christy Gnome and
her top aid Cory Luwendowski. met for 2

her top aid Cory Luwendowski. met for 2

her top aid Cory Luwendowski. met for 2
hours, although Trump was asleep for

hours, although Trump was asleep for

hours, although Trump was asleep for
about 90 minutes of it, but two hours.

about 90 minutes of it, but two hours.

about 90 minutes of it, but two hours.
Gnome and Luendowski are widely rumored

Gnome and Luendowski are widely rumored

Gnome and Luendowski are widely rumored
to be romantically entangled. Anonymous

to be romantically entangled. Anonymous

to be romantically entangled. Anonymous
White House officials say their

White House officials say their

White House officials say their
relationship is the worst kept secret in

relationship is the worst kept secret in

relationship is the worst kept secret in
DC other than any secret Pete Haggath

DC other than any secret Pete Haggath

DC other than any secret Pete Haggath
tries to keep. Chrissy Gnome, a woman

tries to keep. Chrissy Gnome, a woman

tries to keep. Chrissy Gnome, a woman
who has never met a crime scene she

who has never met a crime scene she

who has never met a crime scene she
couldn't match her lipstick to, is on

couldn't match her lipstick to, is on

couldn't match her lipstick to, is on
the hot seat right now. Many are calling

the hot seat right now. Many are calling

the hot seat right now. Many are calling
for her resignation, but Trump today

for her resignation, but Trump today

for her resignation, but Trump today
said he will not ask her to step down,

said he will not ask her to step down,

said he will not ask her to step down,
which means she's done, right? I mean,

which means she's done, right? I mean,

which means she's done, right? I mean,
she's like a puppy in a gravel pit when

she's like a puppy in a gravel pit when

she's like a puppy in a gravel pit when
you say something like that. Border

you say something like that. Border

you say something like that. Border
Patrol Commander at large Greg Bo, this

Patrol Commander at large Greg Bo, this

Patrol Commander at large Greg Bo, this
clown is being sent to the bench for

clown is being sent to the bench for

clown is being sent to the bench for
sure. After pulling out all the Gestapos

sure. After pulling out all the Gestapos

sure. After pulling out all the Gestapos
in Minneapolis, he has been banished

in Minneapolis, he has been banished

in Minneapolis, he has been banished
back to El Centro, which is a small town

back to El Centro, which is a small town

back to El Centro, which is a small town
at the border of California where he's

at the border of California where he's

at the border of California where he's
expected to retire. The Department of

expected to retire. The Department of

expected to retire. The Department of
Homeland Security also suspended his

Homeland Security also suspended his

Homeland Security also suspended his
access to his own social media accounts.

access to his own social media accounts.

access to his own social media accounts.
Do you know how bad things have to be

Do you know how bad things have to be

Do you know how bad things have to be
for Donald Trump to take your social

for Donald Trump to take your social

for Donald Trump to take your social
media away? Trump was in the friendly

media away? Trump was in the friendly

media away? Trump was in the friendly
confines of Fox News today trying to

confines of Fox News today trying to

confines of Fox News today trying to
pretend that he's not pulling back in

pretend that he's not pulling back in

pretend that he's not pulling back in
Minnesota. And for Bo, this wasn't a

Minnesota. And for Bo, this wasn't a

Minnesota. And for Bo, this wasn't a
demotion.

demotion.

demotion.
>> I don't think it's a pullback. It's a

>> I don't think it's a pullback. It's a

>> I don't think it's a pullback. It's a
little bit of a change. Everybody in

little bit of a change. Everybody in

little bit of a change. Everybody in
this room that has a business, you know,

this room that has a business, you know,

this room that has a business, you know,
you make little changes. You know,

you make little changes. You know,

you make little changes. You know,
Bavino is very good, but he's a pretty

Bavino is very good, but he's a pretty

Bavino is very good, but he's a pretty
out there kind of a guy. And in some

out there kind of a guy. And in some

out there kind of a guy. And in some
cases, that's good. Maybe it wasn't good

cases, that's good. Maybe it wasn't good

cases, that's good. Maybe it wasn't good
here. But you have to understand when I

here. But you have to understand when I

here. But you have to understand when I
watch some of the people that I've been

watch some of the people that I've been

watch some of the people that I've been
watching over the last few weeks, these

watching over the last few weeks, these

watching over the last few weeks, these
are paid insurrectionists. These are

are paid insurrectionists. These are

are paid insurrectionists. These are
paid agitators. These people aren't

paid agitators. These people aren't

paid agitators. These people aren't
normal like OG that, you know, they're

normal like OG that, you know, they're

normal like OG that, you know, they're
incensed about anything. I believe he

incensed about anything. I believe he

incensed about anything. I believe he
believes it. He can't imagine anyone

believes it. He can't imagine anyone

believes it. He can't imagine anyone
ever doing anything without getting paid

ever doing anything without getting paid

ever doing anything without getting paid
for it. It's paid. These are not paid

for it. It's paid. These are not paid

for it. It's paid. These are not paid
agitators. These are concerned America.

agitators. These are concerned America.

agitators. These are concerned America.
If they're paid agitators, BY THE WAY,

If they're paid agitators, BY THE WAY,

If they're paid agitators, BY THE WAY,
PROVE IT. YOU KEEP SAYING THEY'RE PAID

PROVE IT. YOU KEEP SAYING THEY'RE PAID

PROVE IT. YOU KEEP SAYING THEY'RE PAID
AGITATORS. Prove it. You know who is a

AGITATORS. Prove it. You know who is a

AGITATORS. Prove it. You know who is a
paid agitator? You are a paid You

paid agitator? You are a paid You

paid agitator? You are a paid You
LITERALLY

You literally sold a cryptocoin that

You literally sold a cryptocoin that
says fight, fight, fight on it. You're a

says fight, fight, fight on it. You're a

says fight, fight, fight on it. You're a
paid agitator surrounded by a bunch of

paid agitator surrounded by a bunch of

paid agitator surrounded by a bunch of
greasy little paid agitator tots. Okay.

greasy little paid agitator tots. Okay.

greasy little paid agitator tots. Okay.
Meanwhile, the first lady is not in a be

Meanwhile, the first lady is not in a be

Meanwhile, the first lady is not in a be
best mood right now. According to the

best mood right now. According to the

best mood right now. According to the
writer Michael Wolf, Melania is bigly

writer Michael Wolf, Melania is bigly

writer Michael Wolf, Melania is bigly
upset that the murders in Minneapolis

upset that the murders in Minneapolis

upset that the murders in Minneapolis
are overshadowing the release of the $75

are overshadowing the release of the $75

are overshadowing the release of the $75
million bribe, I mean documentary that's

million bribe, I mean documentary that's

million bribe, I mean documentary that's
that Amazon made for her. Alex Prey was

that Amazon made for her. Alex Prey was

that Amazon made for her. Alex Prey was
killed on Saturday, the same day they

killed on Saturday, the same day they

killed on Saturday, the same day they
had the VIP screening of the movie at

had the VIP screening of the movie at

had the VIP screening of the movie at
the White House. So now, while she's

the White House. So now, while she's

the White House. So now, while she's
promoting her film, she has to answer

promoting her film, she has to answer

promoting her film, she has to answer
questions about it. What is your message

questions about it. What is your message

questions about it. What is your message
for America about unifying both sides?

for America about unifying both sides?

for America about unifying both sides?
>> We need to unify. I'm calling for unity.

>> We need to unify. I'm calling for unity.

>> We need to unify. I'm calling for unity.
>> Oh, good. Melania is calling for unity.

>> Oh, good. Melania is calling for unity.

>> Oh, good. Melania is calling for unity.
Either that or she's ordering tea. It's

Either that or she's ordering tea. It's

Either that or she's ordering tea. It's
hard to tell. You need tea. Who need

hard to tell. You need tea. Who need

hard to tell. You need tea. Who need
tea? And all right, back to the movie.

tea? And all right, back to the movie.

tea? And all right, back to the movie.
>> What did the president say to you after

>> What did the president say to you after

>> What did the president say to you after
the screening after he saw it for the

the screening after he saw it for the

the screening after he saw it for the
first time? Was that the first time you

first time? Was that the first time you

first time? Was that the first time you
saw it Saturday night?

saw it Saturday night?

saw it Saturday night?
It was the first time that he saw a

It was the first time that he saw a

It was the first time that he saw a
whole film and he loved it. Uh he said a

whole film and he loved it. Uh he said a

whole film and he loved it. Uh he said a
mustwatch.

>> Well, for him it is a must. Not not for

>> Well, for him it is a must. Not not for
us, but for him, yes. My guess is he saw

us, but for him, yes. My guess is he saw

us, but for him, yes. My guess is he saw
the first eight minutes and fell asleep

the first eight minutes and fell asleep

the first eight minutes and fell asleep
in his popcorn bucket.

in his popcorn bucket.

in his popcorn bucket.
>> And then what about Baron? Because I

>> And then what about Baron? Because I

>> And then what about Baron? Because I
know Baron's in the film a lot. What did

know Baron's in the film a lot. What did

know Baron's in the film a lot. What did
he say? What was his reaction?

he say? What was his reaction?

he say? What was his reaction?
>> He is uh in the film and he liked it

>> He is uh in the film and he liked it

>> He is uh in the film and he liked it
too.

too.

too.
>> Okay. He liked it, too. Her son and her

>> Okay. He liked it, too. Her son and her

>> Okay. He liked it, too. Her son and her
husband liked it. All the people in the

husband liked it. All the people in the

husband liked it. All the people in the
movie are giving it rave reviews. That's

movie are giving it rave reviews. That's

movie are giving it rave reviews. That's
enough for me. It is not, however,

enough for me. It is not, however,

enough for me. It is not, however,
getting a positive response for some of

getting a positive response for some of

getting a positive response for some of
the people who worked on the film.

the people who worked on the film.

the people who worked on the film.
According to Rolling Stone, twothirds of

According to Rolling Stone, twothirds of

According to Rolling Stone, twothirds of
the New York crew asked to have their

the New York crew asked to have their

the New York crew asked to have their
names removed from the credits.

names removed from the credits.

names removed from the credits.
Two is a lot of thirds. Two is

Two is a lot of thirds. Two is

Two is a lot of thirds. Two is
maybe almost possibly even more than

maybe almost possibly even more than

maybe almost possibly even more than
half. But here's a guy who I am sure

half. But here's a guy who I am sure

half. But here's a guy who I am sure
will be lined up for Melania this

will be lined up for Melania this

will be lined up for Melania this
weekend. Greg Kelly from Newsmax. This

weekend. Greg Kelly from Newsmax. This

weekend. Greg Kelly from Newsmax. This
is a a disturbed person. A man is killed

is a a disturbed person. A man is killed

is a a disturbed person. A man is killed
in the street standing up for what he

in the street standing up for what he

in the street standing up for what he
believes, trying to help a woman. And

believes, trying to help a woman. And

believes, trying to help a woman. And
Greg Kelly dumps all over the guy and

Greg Kelly dumps all over the guy and

Greg Kelly dumps all over the guy and
then actually blames Tim Walls for his

then actually blames Tim Walls for his

then actually blames Tim Walls for his
death. He is telling people like this

death. He is telling people like this

death. He is telling people like this
poor soul to go out there with this

poor soul to go out there with this

poor soul to go out there with this
camera and confront these guys. That is

camera and confront these guys. That is

camera and confront these guys. That is
inherently violent. It is dangerous. And

inherently violent. It is dangerous. And

inherently violent. It is dangerous. And
I think it's a criminal act. And can I

I think it's a criminal act. And can I

I think it's a criminal act. And can I
tell you something? Look at that. Take

tell you something? Look at that. Take

tell you something? Look at that. Take
that full. In a weird way, that phone I

that full. In a weird way, that phone I

that full. In a weird way, that phone I
think could be mistaken for a gun. I

think could be mistaken for a gun. I

think could be mistaken for a gun. I
want to show you something else. Put

want to show you something else. Put

want to show you something else. Put
that picture down just real quick.

that picture down just real quick.

that picture down just real quick.
Right. Put it away if you don't mind.

Right. Put it away if you don't mind.

Right. Put it away if you don't mind.
And take me full. I want to show you

And take me full. I want to show you

And take me full. I want to show you
something.

Does that look like a gun? I think it

Does that look like a gun? I think it
does a little bit. It's a phone.

does a little bit. It's a phone.

does a little bit. It's a phone.
>> Oh my god. Is that a phone? I I thought

>> Oh my god. Is that a phone? I I thought

>> Oh my god. Is that a phone? I I thought
it was an AR-15. I'm shocked. Guys,

it was an AR-15. I'm shocked. Guys,

it was an AR-15. I'm shocked. Guys,
Greg's been huffing toner cartridge

Greg's been huffing toner cartridge

Greg's been huffing toner cartridge
again. I told you keep that cabinet

again. I told you keep that cabinet

again. I told you keep that cabinet
locked. Here I am. Oh my god, there's a

locked. Here I am. Oh my god, there's a

locked. Here I am. Oh my god, there's a
guy over there. Stop. Doesn't that look

guy over there. Stop. Doesn't that look

guy over there. Stop. Doesn't that look
like a gun? Seriously,

it's just my silly phone.

it's just my silly phone.
I can't change the screen saver. I

I can't change the screen saver. I

I can't change the screen saver. I
didn't choose that one. It just popped

didn't choose that one. It just popped

didn't choose that one. It just popped
up. I think it's like Black Lives Matter

up. I think it's like Black Lives Matter

up. I think it's like Black Lives Matter
or something. I do not support, but I

or something. I do not support, but I

or something. I do not support, but I
can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. I

can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. I

can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. I
knew he supported Black Lives Matter.

knew he supported Black Lives Matter.

knew he supported Black Lives Matter.
I've known it all along and now everyone

I've known it all along and now everyone

I've known it all along and now everyone
knows it. Greg, do yourself a favor.

knows it. Greg, do yourself a favor.

knows it. Greg, do yourself a favor.
Take your phone, hold it up like this,

Take your phone, hold it up like this,

Take your phone, hold it up like this,
and call your psychiatrist with it

and call your psychiatrist with it

and call your psychiatrist with it
because it's crazy.

If it seems like things are getting

If it seems like things are getting
scarier by the day, it's because they

scarier by the day, it's because they

scarier by the day, it's because they
are. Today, the United States officially

are. Today, the United States officially

are. Today, the United States officially
withdrew from the Paris Climate

withdrew from the Paris Climate

withdrew from the Paris Climate
Agreement. We're the only country that

Agreement. We're the only country that

Agreement. We're the only country that
pulled out. They're saying that in the

pulled out. They're saying that in the

pulled out. They're saying that in the
near future we might not be able to have

near future we might not be able to have

near future we might not be able to have
the Winter Olympics in more than half

the Winter Olympics in more than half

the Winter Olympics in more than half
the cities that are bidding to host them

the cities that are bidding to host them

the cities that are bidding to host them
because there won't be any snow there.

because there won't be any snow there.

because there won't be any snow there.
And the doomsday clock, you know this

And the doomsday clock, you know this

And the doomsday clock, you know this
doomsday clock, every year they tell us

doomsday clock, every year they tell us

doomsday clock, every year they tell us
how close humanity is to destroying the

how close humanity is to destroying the

how close humanity is to destroying the
world. The bulletin of the atomic

world. The bulletin of the atomic

world. The bulletin of the atomic
scientists announced today that we are

scientists announced today that we are

scientists announced today that we are
closer to the end times than ever

closer to the end times than ever

closer to the end times than ever
before. It is the determination of the

before. It is the determination of the

before. It is the determination of the
bulletin's science and security board

bulletin's science and security board

bulletin's science and security board
that humanity has not made sufficient

that humanity has not made sufficient

that humanity has not made sufficient
progress on the existential risks that

progress on the existential risks that

progress on the existential risks that
endanger us all. We thus move the clock

endanger us all. We thus move the clock

endanger us all. We thus move the clock
forward. It is a hard truth, but this is

forward. It is a hard truth, but this is

forward. It is a hard truth, but this is
our reality.

It is now 85 seconds to midnight. This

It is now 85 seconds to midnight. This
is the closest the world has ever been

is the closest the world has ever been

is the closest the world has ever been
to midnight. Could

Could somebody please get these people

Could somebody please get these people
some Zoloft? Because

some Zoloft? Because

some Zoloft? Because
5 minutes with that group, I'd want the

5 minutes with that group, I'd want the

5 minutes with that group, I'd want the
world to end. I would be I would welcome

world to end. I would be I would welcome

world to end. I would be I would welcome
it. I mean, my god, if we only have 85

it. I mean, my god, if we only have 85

it. I mean, my god, if we only have 85
seconds until midnight, let's have some

seconds until midnight, let's have some

seconds until midnight, let's have some
fun. Bring in Ryan Serest to count it

fun. Bring in Ryan Serest to count it

fun. Bring in Ryan Serest to count it
down. Bring in the desk. Actually, I I

down. Bring in the desk. Actually, I I

down. Bring in the desk. Actually, I I
have one more idea for the kids.

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists today

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists today
announced that the Doomsday Clock, a

announced that the Doomsday Clock, a

announced that the Doomsday Clock, a
symbolic clock designed to warn the

symbolic clock designed to warn the

symbolic clock designed to warn the
public about man-made threats to human

public about man-made threats to human

public about man-made threats to human
existence, is now at 85 seconds to

existence, is now at 85 seconds to

existence, is now at 85 seconds to
midnight, meaning that snow or

midnight, meaning that snow or

midnight, meaning that snow or
otherwise, there is no longer any point

otherwise, there is no longer any point

otherwise, there is no longer any point
to sending children to school. The

to sending children to school. The

to sending children to school. The
future is black and we're all going to

future is black and we're all going to

future is black and we're all going to
die. Sports is next. We'll be back with

die. Sports is next. We'll be back with

die. Sports is next. We'll be back with
Jacobi, so stick around.