All language subtitles for Totally Spies s06e20 Astro-Not.eng

[theme music]

THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, whoo!

We arrive in the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are Totally Spies.

[fireworks]

[waves crashing]

Whale!

Woo ha ha.

Woo-hoo.

[gasping] Woo.

[sighing]

Hm.

Studying this early
in the morning?

What have you done with my Alex?

I'm not studying, Clover.

I'm just checking
out my horoscope.

[giggling]

Welcome back, Alex.

I can't believe you're wastingyour time on astrology when you

should be focused on astronomy.

As in that astronomy test?- I'm not worried.

Things will work out in the end.

How do you know?

Says so right here
in my horoscope.

Things will work out in the end.

Hm?

Don't tell me you
believe in astrology.

That's no reason not to study.

Yeah.

There are way better reasonsnot to study, like all the boys

in desperate need of scoping.

Horoscopes can be
totally accurate.

Clover, yours says, ahandsome stranger's smile

will brighten your day.

Hm?

Hm?

[sighing]

- See?
- Sorry.

That horoscope was way off.

Yeah, he smiled, but
he wasn't handsome.

He was a total hottie.

[squealing]

Let's check out yours, Sam.

Your mood will be ruinedby an irritating presence.

Hey, Sam.

Might want to get your nose outof the books and into a mirror.

That outfit is so last week.

[giggling]

She has a point, Sam.

Do you really think
horoscopes are real?

No.

That outfit is a little dated.

[growling]

Speaking of dates, we haveto get to history class.

[whooshing]

[shouting]

[splashing]

Hey, my horoscope
was right again.

It said a strange
event will bring

me and my BFFs close together.

This must be it.
[scoffing]

[giggling]

[motor]

Ah, Hello ladies.

Sounds like a spot of trouble.

There is a strange
event going on.

I know all about it, Jer.

My horoscope already told me.

Did it tell you there issomething very odd happening

on the beaches of the world?

Wahoo, Bora Bora, andLong Beach in South Africa.

Your mission is to
head to these beaches.

Ready.

Yes.

I see that.

But this is no beach
vacation, Clover.

You'll need to investigatethe bizarre tide

patterns at each beach.

The alignment of the Moonand the Sun and the Earth

may have something
to do with it.

Hm?

You're into astrology too?

What's your sign?

Scorpio?

Gemini?

Focus.

Your sign is focus?

I was referring to the
Moon's effect on tides.

When the Sun and
Moon are aligned,

there can be strong
gravitational forces

causing powerful spring tides,but not nearly this powerful.

Oh.

Here are your gadgets.

A diamond swim ring, a
jewel encrusted turbo

charged flotation device, apair of groovy gravity boots,

weighted boots that can helpyou defy gravity, a lunar lip

booster, a mini rocket boosterin the shape of a lipstick,

and finally, 3D
projector sunglasses

that can project global images.

Cool.

Travel safe, spies.

[shouting]

I know we're on a
mission, but I'm still

super psyched to hit the sea.

Well, we're about
to, in a big way.

Brace yourselves.

[whooshing]

Whoa!

What?

[boing]

What happened to the water?

Did we miss our mark?

Nope.

We're right in the
middle of the ocean.

And over there is the bay.- A waterless ocean?

This makes no sense.

Dudettes, I was
stoked for dawn patrol.

Totally amped for this epicset, ready to fully mack

a double over head
corduroy to the horizon.

Now it's all churley.

Hey, I dig your suits.

That makes no sense either.

You're going totranslate that surf speak?

Fortunately, I speak surf.

Check it.

This surfer dude
was about to catch

a giant wave when the watergot rough and then disappeared.

Dude.

Dude.

Me and my salty sistas aregonna scope the jacked waves.

Slata.
- Yeah, man.

Ciao.

Hm.

Impressive.

Hm?

So is this.

A starfish looking for water?

No.

The new friend my
horoscope said I'd meet.

We are going to BFFFs,best fish friends forever.

Mwah!

A girl hugging a starfish.

You don't see that every day.

Huh?

Hm?

You don't see that
every day either.

The Moon just appeared
out of nowhere.

Don't worry.

I'll protect you.

Oops.

Alex?

Please tell us that
was your stomach.

[shouting]

[gasping] The
tide's coming back in.

Chillax.

It's all gonna end fine.

My horoscope said so.

Did it also say to run?

[screaming]

We can't outrun the water,so it's either sink or swim.

Or float.

Activate the diamond swim rings.

[whizzing]

[wave crashing]

So that's why
they say diamonds

are a girl's best friend.

Yeah.

Watch out for the buoys.

What buoys?

Oh, those buoys.

[shouting]

Hey, look at all yourfellow fishies flying by,

squid, jelly fish,
octopi, shark.

Shark?

[squealing]

[growling]

[shouting]

[screaming]

[water crashing]

Gnarly.

[gasping]

I'm gonna go [inaudible].

Later, brah.

If you're ever in Cali, say hi.

We should probalby go too.

Over here.

[whooshing]

[water crashing]

Worst beach trip ever.

We barely got any clothes.

And I barely got a tan.

Well, we do have one big clue.

The Moon appeared
out of nowhere.

But what does that have to dowith the freaky tide patterns?

Good question.

Let's see if these
3D projector glasses

can help with some answers.

I can't see a thing.

Oh, that's better.

So the Moon was definitelyway far out of its orbit.

And it was too close
to Earth considering

it was just the firstquarter of the lunar phase.

Wow.

Someone snuck a peek at
their astronomy textbook

while they were sleeping.

Oh, it wasn't me.

I just read my horoscope.

Does it say anything
about a heat wave?

Oh, it is suddenly
mega hot in here.

And out there.

[grumbling]

Wow.

Hot enough for you?

Yeah, they are.

I mean, yeah, it is.

What can I say?

I like boys and their
summer fashions.

[panting]

But not all the boys.

I don't see whateveryone's whining about.

I don't even feel the heat.

[groaning lightly]

Gee, I wonder why.

[ringing]

Ladies, as impossible
as it sounds,

the Sun seems to be gettingcloser to the Earth.

It's a global emergency.

I'm picking you up at once.

[whooshing]

OK.

So any idea why the
Sun and the Moon

are getting closer to Earth?

I'm guessing it
might have something

to do with the weird beam firingup from the Earth to the sky.

Hm?

I see no evidence of
this on my computer.

Where are you
getting your intel?

From my own two eyes.

Look.

Wow.

Best laser show ever.

That laser's not for show.

In theory, it's
supposed to counter

the effects of black
holes using super

powerful anti-gravity forces.

This must be what's affectingthe Sun and the Moon.

And the stars.

I see no evidence of that.

Well, that's because youhaven't seen my horoscope.

That beam changed star patterns,which changed my horoscope,

and not for the better.

The end is near.

[shouting]

They didn't say the end of what.

I mean, maybe it means theend of all this trouble,

or this hot weather, orjust some lame fashion fad,

like legwarmers.

I've tracked the beam toSan Francisco straight ahead.

Buckle up, spies.

[whooshing]

Spies, you'll need to jumpout now if you're going

to make it to San Francisco.

We're not leaving you, Jerry.

Whoa.

[shouting]

[coughing]

[whoosh]

What's that whirlpool doingin the middle of the ocean?

Ah, it's sucking us in.

Swim for your lives.

[screaming] pGR

[water gurgling]

Where are we?

Looks like some kind ofold school space capsule.

But instead of outer
space, it's under water.

Whoever parked it here hasa terrible sense of direction.

Hello, ladies.
[shouting]

I just sucked you into
my underwater lair.

Serves you right
for following me.

Wasn't that whirlpool ride fun?

[cackling]

I don't think she's goingto let us out of here.

I do think she's
out of her mind.

Wait.

You thought we
were following you?

We don't even know you.

So you've never heard thename called Cosmo Stratus?

Just once, when you said it.

[laughing]

[grunting] You're just likeeveryone at the space agency,

failing to see the
genius in their midst.

Overlooking me for 15
space missions in a row.

Hm.

Kept failing the
psychological test, huh?

Who told?

You did, when
you said, who told?

[laughing]

[grunting]

Those tests were
totally unfair.

I didn't even get to study.

Well, space school's outforever, because I have a plan.

If they won't take
me to outer space,

I will bring outer
space to Earth.

ALL: What?

I'm scared to ask, but howare you going to do this?

By using the machine
I've constructed

called the Stratosphere-Monger.

With it, I am pulling theMoon, the Sun, and the stars

closer and closer to Earth.

[cacklng]

Out of this world.

[laughing]

Out of your mind, huh?

Before you go,
what's your sign?

Because maybe today isn'tthe best day for you

to end the world?

I don't believe in astrology.

Too weird.

[whoosh]

Let's get outta this thing.

Ram the door.

[grunting]

[banging]

Ugh.

It's sealed too tight.

[gasping]

But not tight enough.

Look.

[shouting]

I don't believe it.

I know.

We're gonna drown.

Not that.

That your horoscope was right.

The end is near.

We are so not going
down with this ship.

[grunting]

Check it out.

Buried treasure.

Rocket boosters?

But we need something
to activate them?

The lunar lip booster.

Ladies, time to put
on some lipstick.

COMPUTER: Oxygen level, low.

Oxygen level, low.

Don't worry.

Nobody knows how to put onlipstick faster than me.

[whizzing]

Take a deep breath, and
get ready to blast off.

COMPUTER: Oxygen empty.

Three, two.

[blasting]

[boom]

Safe at last.

Looks like the Moon and
the Sun are gonna kiss.

Hey.

[gasping]

Gravity must be
compromised because

of the Stratosphere-Monger.

[gasping]

[shouting]

Good thing we have
groovy gravity boots,

stylish and functional.

Oh, we better call Jerry.

[ringing]

Sorry.

I can't get to the
phone right now.

Literally.

He's not answering.

OK.

Where's Cosmo.

[laughing]

That's one small step forme, one giant mess for mankind.

[cackling] Time for some
bird watching up close.

Here, birdy, birdy.

[gasping]

Look.

Let's get her.

Hey, what are you doing?

You're supposed be under water.

Yeah, we came up for air.

So what do you think ofwhat I've done tot he place?

Isn't it a kick?

[squealing]

Whoa.

[grunting]

[crying out]

Now, it's a party.

[giggling]

But maybe we need
to play a game.

Tennis, anyone?

[shouting]

That shot is
way over the line.

[banging]

[gasping]

[laughing]

Slowest dive for cover ever.

[panting]

All right.

Let's get her.

These boots were
made for stomping.

Forget Cosmo.

We need to focus ondestroying the beam of light

and restoring gravity before
everything in the world

starts to float off.

The ray is coming from thetop of the Golden Gate Bridge.

But how are we
supposed to get up

there without becoming
a human hot air balloon

and floating off?

I'll do it.

The world needs us.

Besides, my horoscope saideverything will end well,

and I believe it

You're not doing this alone.

Hey, what about me?

Don't worry.

I'll take care of you.

[shouting]

[laughing]

[shouting]

Hey.

The bridge is still too far.

Too bad we're out
of lunar lip booster

so we can't blast our wayto the top in the capsule.

What if we put our diamondswim rings around the capsule?

It's worth a shot.

[grunting]

[whooshing]

Looks like it's smooth
sailing from here.

I hope it's smooth
sailing for Clover too.

[shouting]

[grunting]

[shouting]

[thud]

[giggling]

They're catching huge
air without a stick.

Gnarly.

Huh?

[zapping]

You activated the
rocket launcher.

[screaming]

Unhappy landings.

Brace yourself, Alex.

You too, Sammy.

Ah!

[boom]

[gasping]

Whoa.

It's raining diamonds.

I've had dreams like this.

Ah!

[sizzling]

And nightmares like this.

You OK, Clover?

[squealing]

I was about to ask
you the same thing.

We're fine.
But where's Cosmo?

[gasping]

ALL: Huh?

[crying]

Why is it so dark
and scary up here?

I wanna go home.

I miss my mommy.

Well, at least
Cosmo's wish came true.

She made it to space.

Too bad she'll be
coming back to Earth

courtesy of WOOHP authorities.

[laughing]

Big announcement, besties.

I was way wrong to
believe in my horoscope.

[sighing] So great to
hear you say that, Alex.

Yeah, me too.

So what made you
come to your senses?

I read my horoscope.

My real horoscope.

[gasping]

Turns out I was
reading the wrong sign.

I totally thought I was
a Taurus, but turns out,

I was wrong.

I'm a Pisces.

Which makes way more sensebecause I love sushi.

Wanna hear my new horoscope?

Pass.

Uh, no, thanks.

A cute boy will say hello.

Hello.

Huh?

Alex, you're right.

He said hello.

Cool.

Oh, but it said that hewas gonna say hello to me.

[scoffing]

So goodbye to
horoscopes for good.

[laughing]

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