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THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, woo!
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We love the fashion world.
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We are Totally Spies.
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Genuine secret agents cause
we never give in to fear.
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Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!
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We win every day of the year.
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S-P-I-E-S!
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We are Totally Spies!
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Flawless design,
intense action.
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Whoever designed this game
deserves a pat on the back!
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Huh?
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Huh, another game to test?
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Well, at least the disk
is flashy, heh heh.
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Aah!
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ALEX AND CLOVER:
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SAM: Guys, what are you doing?
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You missed our study
date in the library.
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That's because we're scoping
out hotties and cuties.
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Studying can wait.
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I should've known.
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Hotties and cuties
for you, Sammy.
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For me?
Why didn't you say so?
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Check out that super hottie!
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Ha ha ha!
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SAM: He looks totally jocky,
but I'm kind of looking
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for someone majorly brainy.
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Don't be so judgy, Sammy.
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How about him?
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CLOVER: Or him?
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ALEX: Or him?
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That one's too
cool for school.
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That one thinks he's
hot but he's so not.
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But that one
just might be Mr. Right!
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More like Mr.
Yeah Right to you.
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He is way out of your league.
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But if you're boy shopping,
Sammy, I could lend
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you one of my hand me downs.
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Thanks, Mandy, but she doesn't
need your second hand boys.
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Besides, after dating you,
they're probably damaged goods.
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Huh?
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Ooh!
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Hey!
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How about that super cutie?
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I guess he's cute in
a grandpa sort of way.
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m I'm Dean Warden.
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And it has come to my
attention that there
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were three students
roaming around campus
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very late at night.
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Well, Dean, why don't
you tell someone in charge?
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I am in charge,
and it's Mr. Warden,
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the new dean of students.
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And I'm quite sure
it was you three.
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In fact, I have the
footage right here.
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GIRLS: Aah!
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A well balanced whoop
if ever I saw one.
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Jerry!
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There's this weird
Warden guy who's
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like, this total busybody!
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But don't worry, I
have just the gadget
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that will alert you when this
dean fellow is approaching.
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Uh, Jer, penny for
your thoughts as to how
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this penny will help,
because I still can't
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make heads or tails of it.
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This is a state of the
art mini penny tracker--
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worth a lot more than
one cent, I assure you.
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Once placed on
the dean's person,
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an alarm will sound
on your compowders
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when the tracker is near.
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GIRLS: Cool!
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If only someone had
placed one of these devices
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on the prominent
video game developer
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who has gone missing under
rather strange circumstances.
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Strange?
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What do you mean?
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JERRY: Security
footage doesn't show
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the gamer leaving
the company premises,
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and his whereabouts are unknown.
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I need you to
investigate at once.
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But first things first,
it's gadget time.
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A totally tough as
nails polish remover,
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able to remove layers of thick
concrete with one application.
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A heat-seeking hair
dryer, hot enough to melt
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anything in its path.
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And signal-jamming earbuds.
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Music to my ears.
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Quite the contrary.
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They produce digital
waves powerful enough
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to crash the most stable
of digital platforms.
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And speaking of platforms--
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GIRLS:
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Remind me again
why we had to land
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on the roof instead of
going through the front door
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like normal people?
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Because we're not normal
people, we're Totally Spies.
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And the games they
make in this building
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are over the top secret.
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They wouldn't be too psyched
to find us snooping around.
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Done!
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Which is why they'll
never know we're here.
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Unless they have ears!
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GIRLS:
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Sounds like we just landed
in a major battle ground.
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The good new is
they probably didn't
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hear us cave in their roof.
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Let's check it out.
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ALEX: So this is the
major battleground?
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Just a gaggle of
gamers geeking out?
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SAM: Yes.
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But with their eyes
glued to their screens,
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they won't spot us
snooping around.
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I know what you're doing here.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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You broke in, dressed as
Orps from Planet Glurg,
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hoping to get Seth Nathan
to autograph your game.
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Uh, yep, that's what we did.
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Wait, what's Let's Orp?
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Where's Planet Glurg?
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And who's Seth Nathan?
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Only the greatest game
designer in Silicon Valley!
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But he's gone missing.
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We're all worried, because
he never leaves the compound.
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He practically
lives in his office.
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Well, since we
did come all the way
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from Glurg to meet
Seth, maybe you could
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show us where his office is?
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Sorry, off limits.
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You're going to have to leave--
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COMPUTER VOICE: Avatar
adjustment accepted.
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Toby, leave my avatar alone!
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Don't you dare change
me into a troll!
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He lives in here
but there's no shower?
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This uber nerd must uber reek.
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He's not an uber nerd.
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He's a geek chic super cutie!
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Too bad he's unavailable.
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Really unavailable.
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Looks like something
broke out of his screen.
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Now that's some
serious 3D action.
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Look at Seth's sensitive eyes.
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I'll bet wherever he
is, he's really scared.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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GIRLS:
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Hopefully not as
scared as you, Sam.
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Guys, that doorslammer was
just snooping on our snooping!
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After him!
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Whoa!
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I know we cut a
hole in the roof,
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but there's no way
it's snowing inside.
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We're in Cali!
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Some sloppy geek probably
spilled their slushy drink.
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Well, if that
drink was slushy,
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why aren't our clothes soggy?
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Maybe the guy with the glowing
disk in his hand knows.
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This is not the kind of
boy chasing I had in mind.
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Oh, we missed him!
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Whoevs he was, we
better send whatevs
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this is to Jer for analysis.
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Good idea.
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Let's grab a sample and go.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Whoa!
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SAM: There's the dean.
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Time for another dumpster dive.
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That was majorly
close, and majorly gross.
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If we don't get that
tracking penny on him,
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this dean problem will
be tough to get rid of.
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Ugh!
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Not as tough as it'll be
to get rid of that smell.
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Pee-yew!
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Hey!
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He's totally spying on us.
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Come on, guys, we can do this.
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Slipping a penny on the
dean will be a cakewalk.
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Huh?
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Finally, we can
conduct our spy
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business without the
dean sticking his nose
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where it doesn't belong.
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Ha!
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Already in the dean's bad books?
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Isn't it funny how trouble just
seems to find you losers, nyah!
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Yet we still can't avoid you.
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And the paparazzi
just can't avoid me!
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I'll Get more free pub if I
look like I'm avoiding them.
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Aah!
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No pictures!
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No, really, no!
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SAM: I don't believe
what I'm seeing.
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Yeah. this is a new
low, even for Mandy.
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No, I mean the
dean is right there
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and our compowders
didn't go off.
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I can't believe
Jerry cheaped out
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on the penny tracking device.
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Come on, the WHOOP
chopper is waiting.
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GIRLS: Whoa!
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Ladies, there's
trouble lurking.
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Forget trouble.
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There's a dean lurking.
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Your tracking thingy
is a dud, Her.
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That creepy Warden crept
up on us without warning.
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What's that about?
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Right question, wrong topic.
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A game developer making
an in-store appearance
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to promote her
latest video endeavor
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is under attack in Tokyo.
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You need to find out what
that's about at once.
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We're all over it, Jer.
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Kind of like that dean
is all over us because
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of your lousy penny tracker.
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JERRY: Hm.
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Ta-ta.
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[LASERS SHOOTING AND PEOPLE
SCREAMING]
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Whoa.
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That game is like full
on virtual reality.
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Because it is reality.
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Maybe it's just
some over-the-top
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publicity stunt to get the
crowd stoked for her game.
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If it is, the stunt crashed.
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The customers are
totally freaked out.
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That's the frostiest
looking snowman ever.
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That was quite the
disappearing act.
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Well, time to melt some snow.
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It's not working!
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Don't tell me Jer gave us
another gadget gone wrong.
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It's not working because
that snowman isn't real.
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He's pixelated.
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Oh no!
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Hey, check out that guy.
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He's controlling
that big snowman.
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Well, things are about to
get out of control for him!
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Aah!
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Ha ha!
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Yes!
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This place so needs
better screen savers,
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because our rescue
mission was a major bust.
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I hope the surveillance
monitor isn't majorly busted,
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because we need to find that
snow creature and that guy
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with the out of controller!
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No need.
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I slipped the tracking penny
in his pocket during the fight.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, Sam!
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Way to unpick his pocket!
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OK, let's recap what we know.
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There's a freaky
snowman on the loose,
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which might explain
that slushy stuff
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we found back at gaming lab.
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But we still don't know why
someone would want to make
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two game developers disappear.
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Girls, things are
escalating rapidly.
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There are more game
game developers missing.
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I should also inform you that
the snowy substance you sent
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was not frozen water, but a
high tech, simulated snow,
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made to look and feel
real, but unable to be
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melted at any temperature.
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Thanks, Jer.
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We'll save Seth,
whatever it takes.
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And the other gamers?
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Oh yeah, yeah, them too.
260
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,200
A garage in the burbs?
261
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:26,133
not exactly the scary,
evil lair I was picturing.
262
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,200
SAM: Coast seems clear.
263
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,467
And I was wrong.
264
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:33,700
This place is scary--
265
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,667
scary messy!
266
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:38,333
Ew!
267
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,300
Ew, ew!
268
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,267
Eww!
269
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,200
Huh?
270
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,000
Eugh.
271
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,800
Hey, look what I found.
272
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,067
Wow, Sammy.
273
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:51,267
That sock is so stinky,
it's glowing green.
274
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,400
CLOVER: So you found
the green desk, Sam.
275
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,333
We don't have time
for some lame game,
276
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:56,767
we need to find
some lame gamers.
277
00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:57,700
Seth isn't lame!
278
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,167
I mean-- let's see
what the game is.
279
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,033
Help!
280
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,967
We're stuck in here!
281
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,900
Get us out of here!
282
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,400
This is no game.
283
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,567
But it's going to be game over
for them if we don't help.
284
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,867
Good pep talk, Sam.
285
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,733
But we need to get in the
game by getting in the game.
286
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,433
I wonder what kind of
twisted, evil, messy genius
287
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,367
would do this.
288
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,567
I would.
289
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,900
Who are you?
290
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,467
Skip Joystick.
291
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,700
And what are you doing
in my mom's garage?
292
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,667
And what are you doing
in your mom's garage?
293
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:35,100
Aren't you a little old?
294
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,100
You're right.
295
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,667
I shouldn't be living here.
296
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:40,267
I should be in a mansion
living off the millions made
297
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,367
from my video game creations.
298
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:45,300
But they were all rejected
by the so-called gaming
299
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:49,633
gurus you see trapped in the
game, begging for their lives.
300
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:52,333
For a guy who looks like he
should be used to rejection,
301
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,533
you don't handle it well.
302
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,433
Why should I?
303
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,867
They're all fools
for not knowing
304
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,000
gaming gold when they see it.
305
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,600
Look at these.
306
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,167
"Sonic Ultra Button Bash."
307
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,500
"Turbo Empty Can
Recycling Race."
308
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,800
And the piece de resistance, I
have created a technology that
309
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,400
released the character from
my latest gaming invention,
310
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:13,433
"Raging Snowman's Xmas Revenge."
311
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:16,500
And while my cold-hearted
snow creature wreaks havoc,
312
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,200
those gamers are being
controlled by me.
313
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,400
How can a guy smart enough to
create techie stuff like that
314
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,367
be lame enough to create
games as weak as those?
315
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:27,433
Whatevs.
316
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,433
You can explain it
to WHOOP authorities.
317
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:32,933
Skip Joystick answers
to no authority--
318
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,033
except my mom.
319
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,533
Well, you better
tell me you're
320
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:39,067
going to be late for dinner
for the next 10 to 20 years.
321
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,033
Ha ha ha!
322
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,533
Aah!
323
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,400
Enjoy the game, ladies.
324
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,533
SKIP'S MOM: What's
going on in there?
325
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:52,000
Nothing, mother.
326
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,933
GIRLS:
327
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,900
Whoa!
328
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500
Nice catch!
329
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,533
And such strong arms.
330
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:04,567
Huh?
331
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,933
Thanks.
332
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:08,233
Uh, sorry to
spoil your moment,
333
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,267
but we need to get
out of here right now.
334
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,033
This world is
pixelating around us.
335
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,833
I can't believe
this is happening.
336
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,667
Actually, it's
quite believable,
337
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,400
but it requires a
fundamental understanding
338
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,933
of hexadecimal
language, which is
339
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,400
easier to comprehend than binary
code, but a whole lot harder
340
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,333
than English.
341
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,600
Oh, sure, now you
figure out how to flirt.
342
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,933
SKIP: Ha ha!
343
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,033
The technical difficulties
you're experiencing
344
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,967
are about to end permanently.
345
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,233
The game will
crash, depixelating
346
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,700
into a black void
of nothing, taking
347
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,800
you with it in 30 seconds.
348
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,733
Ha ha ha ha!
349
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,900
CLOVER: Come on, guys.
350
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,633
Pull it together.
351
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,300
We need an exit
strategy, like, right now!
352
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,300
Come on brainiacs,
we can do this!
353
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,433
We've been playing games as
dangerous as our whole lives.
354
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,600
Let's show everyone
really made of.
355
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,700
I know a way out!
356
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,533
676F20, 746861!
357
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,233
You guys speak hexi
language, right?
358
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,367
Oh!
359
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,533
I do, but can you
translate for my friends
360
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:30,267
when we run for our lives?
361
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:33,100
Guys!
362
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,700
Ha ha ha ha ha!
363
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,067
Hay!
364
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,700
That might be our
portal out of this game.
365
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,167
And that frozen
water slide might
366
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:46,200
just be our ticket to reach it.
367
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,933
That almost hit me!
368
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,433
ALEX: Better put
on ear protection--
369
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,833
like these
signal-jamming earbuds.
370
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,133
Of course!
371
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,167
Jerry is a genius.
372
00:16:59,267 --> 00:16:59,900
Oh.
373
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,467
Is Jerry your boyfriend?
374
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:02,767
GIRLS: Huh?
375
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,500
What are you laughing at?
376
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,000
You have four seconds until
you're permanently deleted!
377
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,333
SKIP'S MOM: Skip!
378
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:13,933
Did you take out the
trash like I asked you to?
379
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,600
Not now, mother,
I'm in the middle
380
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,633
of something very important!
381
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,067
Come on, guys.
382
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,400
Time to plow the snow
and get to that portal!
383
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,867
Huh?
384
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:29,800
Agh!
385
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,867
Ha ha ha!
386
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,767
Whoa!
387
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,700
You destroyed my game
and my life's work!
388
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,633
And you ruined my mom's
monitor and her garage.
389
00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:32,633
I'm going to be so grounded!
390
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:36,833
But it'll be worth it
to see you destroyed.
391
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,200
They're going to destroy US?
392
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:50,933
I have two words to say
to that, puh, and leeze!
393
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,500
Ew!
394
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,900
You ruined me outfit?
395
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,367
Oh, now it's personal!
396
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,600
Button downed!
397
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,867
Aah!
398
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:18,333
Hands off!
399
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,600
Why?
400
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,033
Because I'm a girl and you're
worried I have cooties?
401
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,767
Because I so don't.
402
00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,600
Huh?
403
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,633
Mommy, mommy, mommy!
404
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,333
Sorry, Skip, but your
game has a bug in it.
405
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,800
And you know you do with a bug?
406
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,433
You squish it!
407
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:43,800
No!
408
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,767
SKIP'S MOM: Everything
OK in there?
409
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,067
Uh, yeah.
410
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,900
Just hanging out with
some new friends, mom.
411
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,833
Yeah, and you'll be hanging
out with some newer friends
412
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:55,300
at WOOHP.
413
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,100
Ahem.
414
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,467
Listen, um, Sam.
415
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,533
I was wondering if maybe
you'd want to-- you know--
416
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,833
go out sometime, with me.
417
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,267
I know this cute
little vintage arcade
418
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,067
that has these old
school video games and--
419
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,833
- Sounds fun!
420
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,167
I mean.
Thank you.
421
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,067
Heh.
422
00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,333
Mission accomplished, spies.
423
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,267
Make that two
missions accomplished.
424
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,467
Saved some lives and got a date.
425
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,933
And the stealth mode
on the WHOOP chopper
426
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,633
helped us avoid the nosy dean.
427
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:27,533
Until now!
428
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:31,500
We'll sneak in through
the back entrance.
429
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:33,433
Aah!
430
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,833
Two deans?
431
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,433
That's way worse than one!
432
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:39,067
And that's why the penny
tracker didn't seem to work,
433
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,767
and why it seemed like
there are two of you.
434
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,267
There are two of you!
435
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,067
So which one of you deans
is the kinder, gentler Warden?
436
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,167
Sneaking in through
a prohibited back door?
437
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:51,167
I think a pink slip
is very appropriate.
438
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,667
Remember Remember, we're
always watching you.
439
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,333
Great.
440
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,700
Now we're going to have
to try twice as hard
441
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,867
to avoid their prying eyes.
442
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,367
Alex, what are you doing?
443
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,567
Just making sure there isn't
another dean on the loose.
444
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,867
They could be triplets.
445
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,633
Or quadruplets, or quintuplets!
446
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:15,233
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