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[beeping]
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[theme music]
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[music playing]
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Hard drive, hard drive,
wherefore art thou, hard drive?
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[laughs]
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[beeping]
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[laughs]
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All's well that ends well,
my futuristic friend.
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Uh!
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Oh, crap!
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[beeping]
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[music playing]
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[laughter and chatter]
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[inaudible] actor's
ratty wardrobe.
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Yum!
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Nothing makes me hungrier
than the three S's.
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Sun, surf, and sand.
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Want a bite of my Cinnamon
Soy Cluster Stick?
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I'll pass.
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I'm too weirded out by
the fact that Clover
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actually bailed on an
awesome beach sesh with us.
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It's so unlike her.
- Oh!
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No doubt.
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She must have had
something way major
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on her sched to skip the beach.
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Let me guess.
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What's the one
thing that can keep
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Clover away from the shore?
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[music playing]
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A boy.
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Uh, guys, you're coming
back from the beach already?
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There's still like 15
minutes of good sun left.
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Uh, Clover, we were
there for like four hours.
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Yeah, If we stayed any
longer, we would have
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had to pay rent to the lobsters.
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[laughs]
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[clears throat]
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So, who's your friend, Clover?
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[music playing]
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This is my new
beau, Wilhelm we've
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been at one of his weightlifting
competitions all day.
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Wilhelm!
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I'd like you to
meet Sam and Alex.
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(TOGETHER) Hi.
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Uh, nice to meet you, too.
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So, Wilhelm, I had like
a great time and all,
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but I need to get
back to my dorm
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and, um, dry clean my shoelaces.
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Uh-huh.
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Wow!
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That's quite a massive man
hunk you got there, Clover.
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Hm?
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Oh!
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I am so tired of dating
dumb jockey dudes.
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I need a serious
change in my life.
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Where are all the
artsy, sensitive boys?
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Usually taking artsy,
sensitive boy courses,
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like theater class.
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Yeah!
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Hey, look!
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An announcement for a new
theater class at Mali-U!
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I bet the artsy, sensitive
guys will be all over it.
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I better sign up
for this right away.
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I can't wait to be exposed to
an entirely new class of guys.
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Caio!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Let's see, now.
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Where to sit for
maximum hottie scopage?
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Ah!
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This job burdens my very
existence to its core!
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It's as if the students
are conspiring against me!
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Whoa.
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These cute, artsy types
are totally combustible.
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Clearly I made a mistake.
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Luckily there's
still time to bail.
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Uh!
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No one leaves this class
without my permission.
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If I have to be here, so do you!
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Even if it's for an eternity!
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[thunder]
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And scene.
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Hi, everyone.
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Welcome to Theater 101.
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That was an example
of an angry scene.
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[applause and chatter]
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We act not because we
want to, but because
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of a burning passion
inside lest it consume us
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like a fiery dragon of despair!
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Now it's time to cast
my latest one-act play.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Can I be cast as
the romantic lead?
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I totally have
tons of experience.
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Hm.
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Actually, I have something
else in mind for you.
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[music playing]
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So he kicked a chair
all crazy and mean,
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but really, he's pretty nice.
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And he has a role
in mind for me,
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so maybe I'm like the damsel
in distress or femme fatale.
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Oh!
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And he's really cute in a
tortured, artsy, sensitive kind
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of way.
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So I take it you
liked your first class?
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Hello!
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Are you hearing me?
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This is only like
my life's calling.
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[beeping]
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Hello?
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(EVERYONE) Whoa!
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[yelling]
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Thanks for taking
my call, ladies.
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That was a really
sneaky, dirty trick, Jere.
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Why, thank you.
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Shall we get down to business?
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There's been a break-in at
a clandestine computer lab.
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We're not sure if
anything has been taken,
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but there are a number of
top secret and potentially
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dangerous programs there.
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And if anyone's gotten
their hands on them--
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Hm?
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Clover, for the of Hampton Court
Palace, what are you doing?
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I'm practicing
acting indifferent
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for my theater class.
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Was I convincing?
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Oh, very.
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Perhaps these gadgets
will hold your attention.
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The Motion Alarm Pencil
connected wirelessly
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to the X-Powder, Head
For Cover Hoverboards,
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and the Metal Morphosis
Magnet Faux Tooth.
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Mad lineup, Jere.
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We can get some serious
snooping done with these.
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Then by all means, hop to it.
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[yelling]
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[laughs]
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I say we take a stealthy
approach in order to keep
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our investigation secret.
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Good thinking,
Sammy, just in case
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this happens to
be an inside job.
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[music playing]
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The Motion Alarm
Pencil has us covered.
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Now let's solve this case so I
can get back to where I belong.
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Under the spotlights.
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The X-Powder can scan
to see if any outside
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users bypassed
security and interfaced
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with a specific program.
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[beeping]
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Cool!
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Well, seem like our little
computer is smarter than them
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all.
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Looks like someone
cloned a computer program
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called the Nexi Project.
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It has the capacity to hypnotize
those exposed to a pulsating
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light pattern it produces.
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Freaky.
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Too bad we don't know
exactly who did the cloning.
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But we do know that they left
this piece of ripped fabric
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behind.
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SAM: Good fine, Alex.
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Let's get this back to
WOOHP for analysis--
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[beeping]
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It's the Motion Alarm Pencil!
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Someone's coming!
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Quick!
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The Head For Cover Hoverboards!
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Hey!
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Who is that?
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[yelling]
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Huh?
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Get back here!
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I can't hover around
this place all night.
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My play starts in
like 10 minutes!
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And you guys need to be in
the audience to supporting me.
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Don't worry.
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I have an idea to
outsmart Mr. Smarty Pants.
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Way to turn the
tables on him, Sammy.
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[music playing]
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Uh!
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I cannot believe we're
wasting our time here.
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I mean, what is
the point of having
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a play if there's not even
a red carpet and paparazzi?
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Yeah, totally.
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What's up with that?
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Lamest production or what?
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"King Henry the Eighth-capades
And Historical Musical."
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This ought to be interesting.
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[thumping]
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Oh, lookie!
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The curtain's going up!
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[music playing]
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(SINGING) Woe is me!
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Where is my bride to be?
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Years of girl trouble
have left me in rubble!
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This is kind of upbeat,
but where's Clover?
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I thought she was going
to be one of the leads.
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She's a lead, all right.
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SAM: Lead lightpost!
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[laughs]
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[music playing]
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(SINGING) I'll never taste
defeat, only this tender mead.
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I'm the monarch with style.
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Thanks for staying a while!
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I'm King Henry the VIII!
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Yeah!
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[applause]
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Thank you.
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[snoring]
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Wha-- what?
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I just wanted to let everyone
know that the Mali Cafe will be
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open late tonight,
and your ticket
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stub gets you a free straw with
every two beverage purchases.
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Well, that's something
you don't see every day.
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Ugh!
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That play was worse than
being stuck in the Valley
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without a cellphone.
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Totally.
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And what was with that
actor's ratty wardrobe?
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Ultra super mega
low budge much??
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Well, you've got to
hand it to Clover, though.
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She was the most convincing
lightpost I've ever seen.
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Guys, I'll catch up with you
in a few minutes at the Cafe,
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'k?
- Sure, Clover.
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See you there.
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Wowza!
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Who knew acting could be
so satisfying to the soul?
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Kind of like a Mali
Cafe double soy mocha.
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Want to join me?
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Fools!
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These people wouldn't know
good theater if it him
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them like 20-ton wrecking ball.
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[gasps]
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Uh, I guess you probably want
to work on your award speech
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after that powerhouse
performance.
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See you later?
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Guess I'll have to kick my
production up another notch.
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Then they'll have to
acknowledge my greatness.
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[music playing]
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What are you doing?
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Ahhh!
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[music playing]
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Where's Virgil?
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He said the Cafe was
going to be open.
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Virgil!
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I totally realize that I make
playing a lightpost look really
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easy, but I researched
that role extensively
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before I went on stage.
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Well, um, it
looked very natural.
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And didn't Milton rock?
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He's such an amazing,
misunderstood artist.
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You definitely got the
misunderstood part right.
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[chuckles]
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Finally!
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I've got a vicious
case of the munchies.
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Howdy, ladies.
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Can I get you 10 of my special
baked beans and pork bellies?
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Virgil, Halloween's
like five months away.
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What's with the getup?
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There's gold in
them thar hills.
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That's why this old
cowboy's headin' west.
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OK, whatever.
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Can I get a mineral water,
no ice, and a wedge of lime?
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I told you vermin
what's on the menu,
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baked beans and pork bellies!
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Virgil, you know my policy
about eating cute things.
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I'm extremely against it.
267
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,200
Gosh durn city slickers
don't know hospitality
268
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,700
when it's offered to ya.
269
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,233
Now git out of my cantina!
270
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,000
Hey!
271
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:03,933
Watch it!
272
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,033
No shoving!
273
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,867
OK, that was bizarre
even by Virgil's standards.
274
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,333
Which is saying something.
275
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:14,133
Apparently someone's
been breathing
276
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,600
in too many coffee fumes.
277
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,800
Oh!
278
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,667
Come on, let's just go to bed.
279
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,567
[sinister laugh]
280
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:26,500
[music playing]
281
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,800
[bell ringing]
282
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,800
I had the weirdest dream
about Virgil last night.
283
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,767
Unfortunately, we
all had that dream,
284
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,467
and even more unfortunate is
the fact that it was real.
285
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,367
Actually, I think
it was a dream that
286
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,500
just turned into a nightmare.
287
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,267
What a dreadful mess.
288
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:50,333
I'll have this place
spick and span in no time.
289
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:53,167
It is mankind's
destiny to explore
290
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:56,567
space, the final frontier.
291
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,800
[chatter]
292
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,600
Is Mindy cleaning
the classroom?
293
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,767
With her own hands?
294
00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,200
Where'd she even
learn to do that?
295
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:06,133
More importantly, where
did Mandy learn to do that?
296
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:09,767
It is mankind's
destiny to explore
297
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,333
space, the final frontier!
298
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:15,733
[cheering]
299
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,633
OK, so Ken and
Virgil, that makes
300
00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:25,600
three cases of full-blown
insanity at Mali-U
301
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,667
in the past few hours.
302
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:27,567
Hm.
303
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,533
Insanity or hypnosis?
304
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,467
I'm calling Jerry to
follow up on that stolen
305
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,767
computer program.
306
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:33,700
JERRY: Psst!
307
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,633
Girls, over here!
308
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,567
Wow, that was fast, Jere.
309
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,700
I'm glad you called.
310
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,533
I've gotten the results
on the fabric you sent.
311
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,200
Turns out it is a
rare velvet which
312
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,033
dates back to the 16th Century.
313
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,300
Terrific.
314
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,800
We can make a tiny set
of curtains with it.
315
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,067
That's not all.
316
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,100
I've tracked down the
person who bought it
317
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,833
recently at an antique auction.
318
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,567
His name is Stefan Toucay.
319
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:53,833
Stefan Toucay?
320
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,600
Who's Stefan Toucay?
321
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,600
This is.
322
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,967
[gasps]
323
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,000
No way!
324
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,200
That's Milton.
325
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,933
But why is his name
listed as Stefan?
326
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,233
Duh!
327
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,733
Obviously, it's one of
his many stage names.
328
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,733
The more stage names you have,
the more talented you are.
329
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,733
I think you girls should
immediately investigate
330
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,900
this Milton character.
331
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,800
TTFN!
332
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,100
This is ridiculous.
333
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,367
Like Milton would ever
waste his time on crime.
334
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,467
Let's go over to the theater
right now and clear this up.
335
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,200
Better yet, you go
over to the theater
336
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,467
and keep Milton busy while
we snoop his office to see
337
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,900
what sort of evidence turns up.
- What evs.
338
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,067
This is a total waste of time.
339
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,800
Come on, let's
check out that office.
340
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:31,200
[music playing]
341
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,567
According to this,
Milton used to direct
342
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,067
plays off-off-off Broadway.
343
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:41,167
That's so off Broadway
it's almost back on Broadway.
344
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,567
He sure has written his
share plays, though.
345
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,500
Huh?
346
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,867
What is it, Sam?
347
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,067
Tell me if this
sounds familiar.
348
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,000
"There's gold in
them thar hills.
349
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,300
That's why this old
cowboy's headin' west."
350
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,367
"It is mankind's
destiny to explore
351
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,567
space, the final frontier."
352
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,100
These are the lines that
Mandy and Virgil were saying.
353
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,833
But why are they in a script?
354
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:02,033
I'm not sure, but
it looks like we
355
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,500
found our criminal connection.
356
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,700
Uh!
357
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,200
The very thought of
accusing Milton of something
358
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,400
so silly is like beyond lame.
359
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,367
[gasps]
360
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,267
What is he up to?
361
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:17,367
So, didn't care for
my play last night, huh?
362
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,867
Maybe this will
adjust your attitude.
363
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,100
[screams]
364
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,633
[laughs]
365
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,567
[gasps]
366
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,933
I feel like as a butterfly.
367
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:32,067
[laughs]
368
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:33,833
[thump]
369
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:34,833
Huh?
370
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,733
Huh?
371
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,367
Oh!
372
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:40,300
[music playing]
373
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,333
Hm.
374
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,300
Huh.
375
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,767
What would a theater
geek like Milton
376
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,200
want with a computer disk?
377
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:52,900
[beeping]
378
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,067
Nexi Project?
379
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,967
That's the top secret
hypnosis program
380
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,400
that was stolen from the lab.
381
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,800
Which might start to explain
why people around campus
382
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,500
are acting so weird.
383
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,000
And Clover is alone with
that totally demented guy!
384
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,567
Let's go!
385
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,667
Keep your distance,
you creepy imposter!
386
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,067
Hm.
387
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,333
Excellent use of stage
props, my lovely understudy.
388
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,833
Your acting potential
seems limitless!
389
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:16,767
Really?
390
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:17,900
Do you mean it?
391
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,600
Cause I've been
working on my skill.
392
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,967
Yes, but now that you've
seen what I'm doing,
393
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,467
I'm going to have to
cut your career short.
394
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,400
[yelling]
395
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,767
Alex, no!
396
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,000
Huh?
397
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:29,900
Oh, my.
398
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,400
It's drafty in here.
399
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,533
Now where did I put
my crocheted shawl?
400
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,800
How care you turn our best
friend into a frail old granny!
401
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,067
[chuckles]
402
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,267
What can I say?
403
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:40,833
The theater takes all kinds.
404
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:41,767
[beeping]
405
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,033
[yelling]
406
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:47,133
[music playing]
407
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:54,367
Clover!
408
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:55,633
Are you OK?
409
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:57,600
Other than feeling like I
fell head first into a bag
410
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,133
of hammers, I'm great.
411
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,033
Where are we?
412
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,500
[evil laughter]
413
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,500
OK, what is going
on with Milton?
414
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,567
The show.
415
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:08,000
Because the show must go on!
416
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,633
I can't believe I used
to like his cheesy lines.
417
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,267
And therein lies the problem.
418
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:14,333
It seems as if a
few people don't
419
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,900
enjoy my brand of theater.
420
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,633
Judging from the old
reviews in your office,
421
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:18,700
most people don't enjoy it.
422
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,333
In fact, they kind of hate it.
423
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,500
Which is why I've decided
to hypnotize those who were
424
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,267
critical of last
night's production
425
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,133
and turn them into characters
for my newest production,
426
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:31,200
"Disaster On The
Terror Express!"
427
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,633
Uh!
428
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,533
Oh, my.
429
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:34,867
It's drafty in here.
430
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,933
Now where did I put
my crocheted shawl?
431
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:39,700
It is mankind's
destiny to explore
432
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,433
space, the final frontier!
433
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:45,000
OK, so you've turned everyone
into bad actors like you.
434
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,367
What now?
435
00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:48,300
I'll turn all of Earth's
population into actors,
436
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,500
and the entire world
will be my stage!
437
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,733
[laughs]
438
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,233
The premise is very simple.
439
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,000
Several unlikely characters
meet on a train which is headed
440
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,533
towards sudden destruction.
441
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:00,800
(TOGETHER) Ahh!
442
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,867
By certain destruction, I
take it you mean brick wall?
443
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,633
All aboard!
444
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,500
And action!
445
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,367
[train whistle]
446
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,333
[laughs]
447
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:20,533
[music playing]
448
00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:22,500
Those wheels are going to
slice us into one big cut roll
449
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,367
if we don't stop that thing.
- Uh!
450
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,000
I can't reach any of my gadgets.
451
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,700
Quick, use the Metal
Morphosis Magnet Faux Tooth!
452
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,667
Good thinking!
453
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:32,667
Blech!
454
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:36,467
[music playing]
455
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:37,233
Awesome!
456
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,333
Worked like a charm.
457
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,700
[screaming]
458
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,200
[crash]
459
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:46,000
I think it worked
a little too well.
460
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,000
Come on!
461
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,567
[crash]
462
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,567
Nobody rewrites me!
463
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,900
None the less, I'll see to it
that this play ends in tragedy!
464
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,433
[music playing]
465
00:17:58,533 --> 00:17:59,500
Everyone!
466
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,100
Get off the train
before it's too late!
467
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,133
There's gold in
them thar hills!
468
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,200
That's why this old
cowboy's headin' west.
469
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,267
Milton's got them so messed
up Virgil doesn't even realize
470
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,500
he's already in the west.
471
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,867
Uh-oh!
472
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,367
The one and only top on this
line looks like the Mali Cafe.
473
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:18,233
Except I don't
think it's stopping!
474
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,067
Ah!
475
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,400
A fitting climax to my story.
476
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,867
[music playing]
477
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:26,833
Break a leg, everyone!
478
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,000
Huh?
479
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:28,900
Whoa!
480
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,900
Not so fast, pal.
481
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,333
Whoa!
482
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,533
Oh!
483
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,767
Hey, let me go!
484
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,533
The hero always gets away.
485
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,800
Exactly why you
won't be getting away.
486
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,167
Nice catch, Clover.
487
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:41,633
But if we don't stop this
train, let's just way
488
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,033
there won't be a sequel.
489
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,567
No prob, Sammy.
490
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:45,567
Yes!
491
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,533
[train whistle]
492
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,500
Hey, watch it!
493
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,433
What?
494
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:56,833
[yelling]
495
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,400
OK, what now?
496
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,800
[train whistle]
497
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,000
It looks like we
managed to steal
498
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,700
the train away from
the Cafe, but now
499
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,800
we're headed for the ocean!
500
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,300
We have to evacuate the actors!
501
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,067
But how?
502
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,233
They won't listen to us.
503
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,500
But they will listen
to the director.
504
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,467
Come on!
505
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,467
Forget it!
506
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:13,567
I won't do it!
507
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,600
Milton Bard doesn't take
notes on his own script!
508
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,900
Fine.
509
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,100
Then I guess you'll go
down with the ship just
510
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,300
like all the extras.
511
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,300
Huh?
512
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,533
Oh.
513
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,700
MILTON (ON PA):
Everyone abandon ship!
514
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,700
Now!
515
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,133
Ahh!
516
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,700
It is mankind's
destiny to explore
517
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,733
space, the final frontier!
518
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,700
[yelling]
519
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,700
[music playing]
520
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,300
[splash]
521
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,700
(TOGETHER) Yeah!
522
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,267
Oh, my, it's drafty in here.
523
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,300
Now where did I put
my crocheted shawl?
524
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,433
Excellent work, girls.
525
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,167
And thankfully,
we've figured out
526
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,767
a way to reverse the hypnotic
effect of the computer program.
527
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:04,967
And best of all--
528
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,500
ALEX: Ahh!
529
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,733
What happened?
530
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,600
I feel like an elephant
played soccer with my head.
531
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,600
No one will have any
recollection of what happened.
532
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,433
Don't worry, we'll fill you
in on the details later, Alex.
533
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,933
So what do you have planned
for our friend Milton?
534
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,500
Or should I say Stefan?
535
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,000
He'll have an entirely
new audience now,
536
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,467
his fellow inmates
at the WOOHP prison.
537
00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:29,967
Did you say audience?
538
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:31,500
I'd better start
working out a new play.
539
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,367
Whoa!
540
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:36,367
Perhaps a comedy
set behind bars!
541
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,200
Some people don't
know when to give up.
542
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,967
[beeping]
- Huh?
543
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:41,200
Oh!
544
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,333
Time flies when you're
catching bad guys.
545
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,100
I'm late for my
date with Wilhelm.
546
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,633
We're going to the ballet.
547
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:46,833
Wilhelm?
548
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,433
I thought you were
sick of jockey guys.
549
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,533
That was before I
realized how seriously
550
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,933
mental artsy boys are.
551
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,367
Ciao!
552
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:56,500
Looks like we're headed
to the beach alone again.
553
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,433
The beach?
554
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:58,667
I love the beach!
555
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,700
Let me just grab my bathing
suit, and I'll join you.
556
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,400
Ew!
557
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,767
Jerry, go work on your base tan.
558
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,067
Yeah.
559
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,400
You're going to blind
us with that pasty skin.
560
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500
[laughter]
561
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,567
Oh.
562
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,733
[laughs]
563
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,267
[theme music]
564
00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:25,867
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