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[music playing]
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You need to hook me
up with a good-looking
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date for the awards ceremony.
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And don't forget
to make sure he's
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blond so he matches my shoes.
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And please, no B-listers.
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I'm bored.
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How long until we
get to this place?
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Don't worry.
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We're almost there.
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Hey.
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What's up with
all the dizzy-diz?
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Oh.
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[screaming]
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I'm so glad I transferred to
Mali-U. We you guys has made
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this the best semester ever.
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I found something.
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Who knew paleontology
could be this fun?
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If you call clogged pores
and chipped nails fun.
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For some reason,
our artifact doesn't
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seem to want to come out.
- Here.
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Let me try.
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[gasping]
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Hey.
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Not bad, Clover.
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[gasping]
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[bell ringing]
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Years of ping
pong competition.
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It's all in the wrist.
- I wish I was more like you.
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You always seem to know exactly
how to get the job done.
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Really?
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I'm surprised.
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I've always been kind
of jealous of you.
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No way.
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I should be super
envious of you.
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I'm always trying to live
up to the legend of Alex.
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[grunting]
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Who doesn't want to be just
like WOOHP's ultimate superspy?
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Is she talking about our Alex?
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Wow.
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Thanks, Brit.
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Hey.
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It's T-Bone.
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Huh?
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Isn't he the greatest?
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I know.
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He's my fave singer
and such a great actor.
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Did you see his
movie "Cruise Cafe?"
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- Only 21 times.
- Oh.
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And he has the coolest
catchphrase ever.
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What you gonna do about it?
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I guess we have more in
common than we thought.
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You're about to have
something else in common--
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a long weekend getaway.
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You mean like a road trip?
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Exactly.
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It'll be a rehearsal
for spring break.
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And I know where we should go--
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the Aqua Vitae Resort.
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Located off the coast
of Tamale Island,
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the world's finest
underwater hotel
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is a vacation dream come true.
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Ah.
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I am totally in.
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Aqua Vitae Resort.
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I'd like to make a
reservation for two rooms
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with massages, hot stone
treatments, chocolate facials.
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Excuse me.
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But are you any of
the following-- movie
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star, singer, or celebutante?
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No, no, and almost.
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Then you aren't welcome here.
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The resort is for VIPs only with
an emphasis on the V. Good day.
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Looks like we'll be
spending the weekend chilling
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on the beach here
at Mali-U. I guess
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there are worse things in life.
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I guess this is one of
those worse things in life.
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[screaming]
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Jerry, when it comes to the
WOOHP tunnel, three's company,
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but four is totally a crowd.
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Point taken.
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Now I've brought you
here for a matter
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of the utmost importance.
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Water levels around the world
are rising at an alarming rate.
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What's wrong with that?
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The beach will be that
much closer to our dorm.
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Score.
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Your positive
outlook is refreshing.
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But you girls must find
out why this is happening.
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[alarm going off]
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Looks like we
have a doubleheader.
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Indeed.
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There's a celebrity
kidnapping epidemic.
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This time, the
intended target was
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someone by the name of T-Bone.
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T-Bone.
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Apparently Mr. Bone
was seeking inner peace
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in a herbal, hydro
meditation tank when someone
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tried to drive off with it.
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Luckily, he managed to escape.
- Phew.
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Still, we must find out
why so many celebrities
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have been abducted.
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I'll need two of you to
investigate this recent attack.
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[sighing]
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This is the perfect
chance to meet T-Bone.
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Please, Jer, we
need this mission.
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Very well.
It's yours.
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Now you'll all
need some gadgets.
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We're gonna meet T-Bone.
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We're gonna meet T-Bone.
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Here you go.
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The Wind Tunnel 9,000,
oxygen lipstick.
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Ew.
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This color is like
so three seasons ago.
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This lipstick is not
a fashion accessory.
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When applied to
your lips, it allows
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you to breathe underwater.
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And here's the Destructo
Ring cell phone.
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It emits a sonic ringtone that
can destroy anything it hits.
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And no, it doesn't
make personal calls.
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Good luck, spies.
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Thanks, Jer.
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OK.
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Here's your stop, T-Bone's
Hollywood bungalow.
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Where are you gonna land?
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Were not landing.
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We don't wanna disturb all
the celebrities down there.
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You'll be using the
new WOOHP Plummet Pod.
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Are you sure it's safe?
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It worked
perfectly in the lab.
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Bon voyage, girls.
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[screaming]
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I probably
shouldn't have eaten
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that burrito before a mission.
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Now I know what it feels
like to be born a baby chick.
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Hey.
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If we were just born, that
means we're kinda like sisters.
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We're twinsie,
but come on, sis.
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I can't believe we're
T-Bone's groupie pad.
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[music playing]
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Hey.
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That's my fave T-Bone tune.
(SINGING) You stole my heart,
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then you took my parking spot.
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Oh, baby, why?
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It's T-Bone.
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And he's chilling
in a hot tub.
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Yeah.
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Nice wardrobe.
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Your mother dress you?
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No wonder you got
kicked out of Teensicle.
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T-Bone, I'm Alex.
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And this is Britney.
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And we're your biggest fans.
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So what are you doing here?
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Don't worry.
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We were sent to check out
that earlier attack on you.
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Oh, that.
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It's cool now.
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Probably just an
overly excited fan.
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Yeah.
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Aren't they the worst?
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So do you have any
questions or anything?
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(LAUGHING) Could you do
your catchphrase for us?
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(COUGHING) It'll totally help
us out with our investigation.
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Well, if it'll help.
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What you gonna do about it?
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Oh.
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Wow.
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That hot tub is intense.
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Celebrities have
the coolest things.
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Hey.
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Help me.
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Don't worry, T-Bone.
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We've got your back.
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I always wanted to be
in a hot tub with T-Bone,
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but not like this.
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Time for the oxygen lipstick.
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Wait.
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That's not my color.
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I'm more of an autumn.
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[screaming]
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Those cabanas are so rad.
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Nothing like some prime
beachfront property.
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But those cabanas used
to be on top of a hill.
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So unless someone moved them--
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huh?
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The island is
becoming submerged.
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But how?
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Check it out.
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Sometimes nature looks even
better in person than on TV.
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There shouldn't be any
waterfalls on this island.
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This waterfall is man-made.
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You're right.
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It's faker than
Mandy's hair color.
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Hey.
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Stop.
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We need to talk to you.
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Why is there a bellhop
underneath a fake waterfall?
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Wow.
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That's like the deep existential
riddle where the answer
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leads to more questions.
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One semester of
Philosophy 101,
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and you get all flaky on me.
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OK.
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What's the deal
with this waterfall?
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And your look?
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Hotel employee chic
is totally played out.
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I really hate it when they run.
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[grunting]
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We got you.
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Might as well give up.
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Or maybe not.
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[screaming]
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So much for my
leave-in conditioner.
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Looks like we got ourselves
a souvenir from our mission.
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Let's head back to WOOHP and
see if Jerry can help figure out
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what's going on here.
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(SCREAMING) T-Bone,
don't leave us.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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What a rush.
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Man, this place has
got it going on.
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Welcome to the Aqua
Vitae Resort, where
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the celebrity is always right.
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First-class accommodations,
five-star entertainment.
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What more do you need?
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Try to think of the
resort as your new home.
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This must be a perk
from the studio head.
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Yeah.
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Now that's what
I'm talking about.
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I thought hot tubs were
supposed to make you feel good.
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We've got to find T-Bone.
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This time, they got him.
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[grunting]
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Looks like they got us too.
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Maybe not.
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We've got the Destructo
Ring Cell Phone.
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Ah.
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So either we're out
of a service area,
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or the WOOHP technicians
didn't make them waterproof.
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Don't move, Alex.
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The water keeps rising.
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I've never seen
anything like it.
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It's the same on the island.
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There were giant tubes
pumping water to the surface.
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But we found this.
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One of the guys behind the
flooding was wearing it.
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That's odd.
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The hat is made with material
from the WOOHP prison sewing
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room.
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A sewing room in a prison?
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Must be really popular.
- Not really.
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In fact, only one of our
prisoners ever went in there.
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You might remember
Captain Hayes.
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It seems he used the sewing
machines to make replicas
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of famous movie costumes.
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But he's still
locked up, right?
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No.
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He also used the sewing
machines to make a replica
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of a prison guard's uniform.
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It was so realistic.
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Jerry, we've been kidnapped.
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Where are they?
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Don't worry.
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This WOOHP signal tracker has
locked in on their coordinates.
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They're at the
Aqua Vitae Resort.
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00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:22,433
What?
268
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:23,367
That's so unfair.
269
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,000
I couldn't even
get a reservation.
270
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,067
Something tells me
they're not vacationing.
271
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,500
Off you go, girls.
272
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,433
I have a vehicle that will
get you there in no time.
273
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,700
- This is ridiculous.
- Hey.
274
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,967
When mingling with celebs,
you have to dress for success.
275
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,367
It's the law.
276
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,600
Girls, you are approaching
the Aqua Vitae Resort.
277
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,667
One problem, Jer.
278
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,000
How are we gonna get in there?
279
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,700
It's VIP only.
280
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,900
It's all taken care of.
281
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,033
I've made some
special arrangements.
282
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,467
So much for the
red carpet treatment.
283
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:02,600
Next time, could you get
us a limo at least, Jer?
284
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,100
[screaming]
285
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:09,433
You can't eat us.
286
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:10,500
We're famous.
287
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,800
I guess we really
are crashing the party.
288
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:31,633
I don't believe it.
289
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,600
It's Shoshanna.
290
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:34,600
Do you have your camera?
291
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,833
No time for stargazing.
292
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:38,567
We are only here to
find Captain Hayes.
293
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:42,067
I think we lost him.
294
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,067
[coughing]
295
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,500
[gasping]
296
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,600
Welcome to the Aqua
Vitae Resort, where
297
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,133
the celebrity is always right.
298
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,367
So tell me, why are you famous?
299
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,200
I'm a novelist.
300
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,100
Books?
301
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,900
Don't you know print is dead?
302
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,200
But her new book
is being turned
303
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,800
into a blockbuster movie
starring everyone who's
304
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,333
anyone, including me, Clover.
305
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:05,567
Oh, in that case, I'm
very pleased to meet you.
306
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,033
I hope you'll enjoy my
state of the art hotel.
307
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,700
We've got nightclubs featuring
the world's hottest DJs,
308
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,067
fully equipped spas,
round-the-clock room service--
309
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,400
all created to keep
VIPs like you happy.
310
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,500
This place rocks.
311
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,300
Race you to the spa.
312
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,200
Don't you think we should
save Alex and Britney
313
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,467
before you get a facial?
314
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,233
Ugh.
315
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,233
There's always something.
316
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,400
This is your captain speaking.
317
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,700
Welcome aboard.
318
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,967
I have gathered you here in
order to save your lives.
319
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,633
You see, I am
flooding the world so
320
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:38,200
that the only survivors will
be all the beautiful celebs
321
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,867
here on the Aqua Vitae.
322
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,033
[gasping]
323
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,633
And I'll be the
only one who will get
324
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,767
to hang out with all you stars.
325
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,333
[laughing]
326
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,633
He's crazy.
327
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:52,867
[screaming]
328
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,767
That dude is totally
cramping my style.
329
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:56,867
I'm so out of here.
330
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,733
The problem is
we're underwater.
331
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,733
There's no way out.
332
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,700
[screaming]
333
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,700
[laughing]
334
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,867
We've got to find a
way to stop the captain
335
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,033
and reverse the flooding.
336
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,700
Let's bust in
and take him down.
337
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,800
BRITNEY AND ALEX: Help.
338
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,000
Somebody help us.
Behind the door.
339
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:22,933
Help.
340
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,833
It's Britney and Alex.
341
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,167
Locked.
342
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,500
This calls for some super
kick Kung Fu action.
343
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,400
Ow.
344
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,500
Solid steel.
345
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,267
Not good.
346
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:36,500
Time to make a call.
347
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,233
I can't stand
celebrity posers,
348
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,600
especially when they're spies.
349
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,400
Welcome aboard.
350
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,500
Captain Hayes.
351
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,300
You're supposed to be
in the WOOHP prison.
352
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,667
And my resort is supposed
to be for celebrities only.
353
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:50,033
That's better.
354
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:53,100
I hate wasting electricity
on a couple of nobodies.
355
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,567
Oh, but don't get your hopes up.
356
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,667
You stowaways are never
going to leave here.
357
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,033
Now to get back to my
famous new friends.
358
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,600
Ha ha ha ha ha.
359
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,567
Oh.
360
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:09,767
Ha.
361
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,500
(GASPING) The cell phone's
all wet and fizzled out.
362
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,833
Same here. guess
we're on the same plan.
363
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,300
Ugh.
364
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,767
You guys really need to work
on your rescue techniques.
365
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,167
We can use that
inflatable furniture.
366
00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:21,167
Really?
But it's so tacky.
367
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:24,800
I'll use the Wind Tunnel
9,000 to put more air into it--
368
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,833
a lot more air.
369
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:32,700
[gasping]
370
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,100
[screaming]
371
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,033
It worked.
372
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,033
CROWD: (GASPING) Uh.
373
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:37,967
What?
Huh?
374
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:38,900
Hey.
375
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,233
Whoa.
376
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,767
(LAUGHING) Does hanging
out with celebrities
377
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,233
make me a celebrity too?
378
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,367
All it does is make you
a celebrity hanger-on.
379
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,133
Take that back.
380
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,700
They're my friends.
381
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,433
Alex, you and Britney get the
celebrities onto the WOOHP sub.
382
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:55,500
Clover and I'll take care of
Captain Misguided over here.
383
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,667
Easier said than done.
384
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,033
Have you met my entourage?
385
00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:00,633
[bell ringing]
386
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh.
387
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:15,167
Since you got us out of the
room, you should save him.
388
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,267
No.
389
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,567
You're the president
of his online fan club.
390
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,433
You save him.
391
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,200
Will one of you
please save me?
392
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,900
And watch the face.
393
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,700
Follow me, and we'll
get you out of here.
394
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,067
[screaming]
395
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,700
Faster.
396
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,600
Faster.
397
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:39,167
Clover, watch out.
398
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,300
Ah.
399
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,900
That's coming out of your pay.
400
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,400
Thanks for the heads-up.
401
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,633
[grunting]
402
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:49,300
I think you're gonna be
needing a wake-up call.
403
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,000
Oh.
404
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,667
The tide may have turned,
but I'm not done yet.
405
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:07,967
Hmm.
406
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,700
I found the master
control panel.
407
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,300
Let's see if I can reverse
the Earth's flow of water.
408
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,200
That's one way to do it.
409
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,267
Now let's check out
of here before we have
410
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,967
to deal with the captain again.
411
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,067
[screaming]
412
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:40,833
- Position 35267-niner.
- Don't worry.
413
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:41,800
It's gonna be OK.
414
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,800
Yeah.
415
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,800
We'll get you home safely.
416
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:46,800
[gasping]
417
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,900
It's the underwater hotel.
418
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,233
And apparently it's mobile.
419
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,400
They didn't mention
that in the brochure.
420
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,633
I told you my hotel
was state of the art.
421
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:59,700
If I can't hang out with you
celebrities, then nobody can.
422
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,600
[laughing]
423
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,467
Say cheese.
424
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,367
Portside.
425
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,267
Oh.
426
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:23,567
[screaming]
427
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,933
Starboard.
428
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:28,133
Let's see if that hotel
can keep up with this.
429
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,767
I think it's time we got
a little bit stealthy.
430
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,400
I think it worked.
431
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,367
We're safe.
432
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:47,167
Hey.
433
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:48,733
Do you hear something?
434
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,667
[beeping]
435
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,633
Full speed ahead.
436
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,267
Oh, you celebrities.
437
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,767
We could have been
so happy together.
438
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,133
Portside.
439
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:22,767
[screaming]
440
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,867
If my calculations about
the declining sea levels
441
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,633
are correct, the shoreline
just might work in our favor.
442
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,533
Might work?
443
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,567
That's not good enough.
444
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,200
I need to call my agent.
445
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,233
This totally isn't cool.
446
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,367
My stunt double isn't even here.
447
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,233
All of you, sit down
and fasten your seatbelts.
448
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,100
We've got everything
under control.
449
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,700
Get back here.
450
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,667
Everyone, brace yourselves.
451
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,633
[screaming]
452
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,167
[screaming]
453
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,533
Ah.
454
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:21,767
Can I get just one
more autograph?
455
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:22,667
It's not for me.
456
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,667
Ha.
457
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,467
All the celebs have
been returned home safely.
458
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:41,600
Good work, girls.
459
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,767
You really do make a great team.
460
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:48,233
And the best part is we're
gonna be together forever.
461
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,967
While it's good to
see you girls bonding,
462
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,400
I have some important news.
463
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,200
Britney has been transferred
to WOOHP Australia.
464
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,900
(GASPING) Oh, no.
465
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Don't be sad.
466
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,333
You guys are my
new best friends.
467
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:02,600
I'll call every single day.
468
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,867
And Britney, we're
going to be pairing you up
469
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,700
with superspy
Blaine on missions.
470
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,300
Oh, he's cute.
471
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,067
You stay away
from my boyfriend.
472
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,600
[grunting]
473
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,700
Oh, I never liked her.
474
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:21,167
[music playing]
475
00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:25,767
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