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[phone ringing]
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[theme music]
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[upbeat music]
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Do well, Ling.
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Yes.
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Make us proud.
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Duh.
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What else do you expect from
the highest ranked student
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in the entire freshman class?
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Ah!
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Huh?
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Hey!
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I want to go up.
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[screaming]
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There it is, girls!
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Mali U. The coolest,
poshest, most happening
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campus in the entire world.
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Ooh, I can't wait
to get down there!
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Me neither.
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I have been dreaming of
this day my entire life!
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COMPUTER: Autopilot engaged.
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Before you go, girls,
let us take a moment
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to reflect on the
life-changing journey
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you are about to embark on.
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[clears throat]
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The seeds of knowledge
that you plant today
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have the potential to yield a
great harvest in years to come.
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And as the fruits of your labors
nourish the body and soul--
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Planting the seeds
of collegiate success?
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Is he serious?
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I don't know, but I want
football games and fun parties,
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not boring farm metaphors.
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I'm with ya!
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As in, last one out of
the jet's a rotten egg!
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Girls?
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Girls?
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GROUP: Yeah!
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Whoa!
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Someone call the love
doctor, because I've
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just been infected with a
serious case of co-ed-itus.
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And check out
all the amenities!
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There's a high-tech
sports complex,
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a one of a kind
specialty boutique mall,
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and a private luau beach!
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Not to mention
the cutting edge
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internet cafe and the seriously
convenient mini trams.
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[gasps] There it is, girls!
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West Coast Hall.
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Our new home sweet home.
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Then our tour is
officially over.
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[rumbling]
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Better make that
tour a detour!
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GROUP: Whoa!
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I hope we make as strong
an Impression at school
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as we did on this roof.
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Well, this is it.
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Super Posh Suite 525.
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Whoo!
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Who wants to go in first?
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For maximum drama,
let's all enter on 3!
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1, 2, 3!
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GROUP: Ugh.
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[yelling]
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Whoa.
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Who knew our drama was going
to turn out to be a tragedy?
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That doesn't even
begin to describe it.
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Like, where's the
stylish three-person digs
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we were promised?
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I don't know, but
this place reminds me
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of the WOOHP holding facility.
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Yeah.
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Only not quite as glamorous.
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Uh, guys.
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Glamor is the least of what's
missing from this place.
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Where's all my stuff?
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It's in here, Sam!
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Hi!
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I'm Stacy, your new roomie!
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GROUP: What?
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But how can you
be Sam's roommate?
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We're her best friends.
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And, like, we're all supposed
to be rooming together.
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Oh, sorry, but there's a
huge housing crunch on campus,
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so Sam's stuff was
put in my room.
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And from what I've seen, I think
we're gonna get along great.
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You unpacked my things?
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Yeah.
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And judging by all
the books I found,
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I'm convinced we
have a ton in common.
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You see, Sam, I'm an
academic just like you.
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Wow, Sammy.
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I wish my roommate
was that helpful.
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Oh, please.
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You'd need about 10
helpful roommates to unpack
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all your stuff, Clover.
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What do you say I
give you a campus tour?
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I'm a sophomore, and I
know all the shortcuts
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and hidden passages.
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Uh, sounds great,
Stacy, but we still
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have to sign up for classes.
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I'll catch you later.
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This is so unfair!
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How come I'm the one stuck
with the nosy roommate?
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She's not nosy,
Sam, just eager.
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Besides, we've gotten out
of tight spots before.
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We can totally handle a
temporary housing sitch.
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And in the meantime, we'll
be right across the hall
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if you need us.
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[gasps] Check it out!
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I got the last seat
in Surfology 101!
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It's like the academic
version of a dating service!
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Ooh, and I got into
Intro to Basket Weaving!
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I can finally get in touch
with my artistic side.
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And I get into all
of my advanced courses,
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including quantum macro physics.
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Uh, Sam, doesn't that
class start in two minutes?
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Uh-- [gasps] you're right!
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Bye.
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Bye.
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[chatter]
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Huh?
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No way!
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I can't believe we have
a class together, roomie.
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Yeah.
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Talk about lucky.
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OK, students, let's begin
with a rudimentary question.
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What is the name of
the attractive force
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which acts between
two closed parallel
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uncharged conducting plates?
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Uh, Ling.
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Uh, Ling Gi.
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[fly buzzing]
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Apparently, Miss Gi
doesn't get the concept
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of mandatory attendance.
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OK, then.
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How about, uh, Stacy?
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[gasps]
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It's called-- um--
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it's called--
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It's called the
Casimir effect,
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due to quantum
vacuum fluctuations
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of the electromagnetic field.
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Very good, Samantha.
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Looks like someone
did her homework.
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Thanks a lot, Sam.
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You did that just
to make me look bad.
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No, I didn't.
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I was trying to help.
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Well, I don't need your help.
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In fact, I don't ever
want to talk to you again!
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Hmph!
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Hm.
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OK, surfer boys!
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Who wants to be the
first to wax my board?
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Welcome to Surfology 101.
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Today we're going to learn
about the anatomy of a wave.
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So does this, like, mean
we aren't going in the water?
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Well, not until
we learn the basics.
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I don't want basics.
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I want fun, sun, and
good times 101, just
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like I was promised in
the Mali U course catalog.
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In that case, why don't
you show me an atomic roll
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into the green room, followed
by a nose walk and a triple cut
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back?
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Um, on second thought, the
basics sound totally tubular.
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Chop, chop.
You're being graded on this.
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[laughing]
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[surf rock music]
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[screaming]
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Aw.
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[eastern music]
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The secret to
successful basket
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weaving, students, is to
become one with your creation.
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Now, close your eyes and
let yourself get completely
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enveloped in your work.
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Completely enveloped.
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Got it.
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Huh?
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That's a little too enveloped.
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Oopsie.
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Phew!
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College is so exhausting.
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Maybe I oughta stop
by the internet cafe
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for a brain-fueling latte.
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MAN: Help!
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Somebody help me!
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Guess my latte
will have to wait.
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[yelling]
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Hold on, I'm coming!
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Gotcha.
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[bell ringing]
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Ah!
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Whoa!
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OK, the mini tram just went
from seriously convenient
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to seriously annoying.
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Hey, what's that?
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A pink scrunchy.
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[gasps]
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The same pink scrunchy
Stacy was wearing.
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[footsteps]
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Hi-ya!
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Sammy?
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What are you doing?
- Yeah?
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What's with the
freaky ninja greeting?
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I was just chasing down
a co-ed-napping baddie,
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but whoever it was got away.
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And I think Stacy was
behind the attack.
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Stacy?
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, she's, like, super nice.
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Nice like Dr. Jekyll.
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But trust me, based on the
way she acted today in class,
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she is way more Miss Hyde.
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Ugh.
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Look, Sammy, I realize Stacy
may not be the ideal roommate,
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but don't you think your
accusations are a bit
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far-fetched? fetched?
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As in, you may be
having difficulty
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adjusting to new people.
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Ugh.
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I mean, think about it.
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Anyone could have
dropped the scrunchy.
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In fact, it could
be one of mine.
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Ugh.
Fine.
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Don't believe me.
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But I know there is
something strange going on.
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And I'm going to figure
out exactly what it is.
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BOTH: Hmm.
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The coast is clear, which
means it's officially spy time.
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[computer powering up]
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Bingo.
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A list of Mali U's top
five incoming freshmen,
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starting with Ling Gi.
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Hey, that's the missing
student from my physics class.
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Huh?
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A cranium dranium?
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OK, that definitely
qualifies as strange.
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[footsteps]
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Hey, roomie.
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How's it gong?
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Fine, I guess.
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Well, I'm awesome,
on account of the A+ I
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just got on my Brit Lit paper.
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So, do you want to join me
in a celebratory study sesh?
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Um, maybe later.
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I was just about
to take a shower.
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Even if Clover and
Alex don't believe me,
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I have to call Jerry.
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This is getting way weird!
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Whoa!
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And it just got even weirder!
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[screaming]
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Great.
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In addition to having
a defective roommate,
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I also have defective plumbing.
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Whoa.
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I knew Stacy was
up to something,
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but I never could have guessed
she'd do anything this bizarre.
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[whimpering]
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Huh?
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Wait a second, you're all the
students from Stacy's list.
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Ah!
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What is this freaky
machine doing to me?
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Tapping into your
information-rich
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brain waves and preparing
for a transfer of knowledge.
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I don't know what kind of
crazy plan you've cooked up,
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but you have to turn
this machine off
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and set these students free!
269
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,133
Forget it.
270
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,433
This is my ticket
to a perfect GPA.
271
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,167
Last year, I
studied my butt off,
272
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,100
but there were too
many smart students.
273
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,833
So I decided if you
can't beat 'em, join 'em.
274
00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:31,300
Or better yet,
make them join you.
275
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,067
Or you could just try
studying a little bit harder.
276
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:36,900
Why study at all when I
have you guys cramming for me?
277
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,133
In fact, I have a
couple of homework
278
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,700
assignments due tomorrow.
279
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,300
Time to show me what you know.
280
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,800
Ah!
281
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,733
[grunting]
282
00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,667
[snickering]
283
00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,033
Hmm, feels like an A+ to me.
284
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,700
Thanks for the study sesh, guys.
285
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,300
Oh, and save your energy.
286
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,867
We have a term
paper due on Friday.
287
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,300
Save what energy?
288
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,067
Huh?
289
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,633
What are you doing here?
290
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:16,667
Checking in on Sam.
291
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,833
And hello to you too.
292
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,600
Well, she isn't
here, so goodnight.
293
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,333
I've got to study.
294
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:23,267
Uh--
295
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,667
Well, do you
know where she is?
296
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,033
Probably goofing off
like all the other students
297
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,900
at Mali who take basket
weaving and surfology classes.
298
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,867
Oh!
299
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,167
Hey!
300
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:35,100
Those classes are a lot
harder than you think.
301
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,933
Hey, where'd you
get that scrunchy?
302
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,333
It's mine!
303
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,233
[screaming]
304
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,933
Rude much!
305
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,800
Sam was right about Stacy.
306
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,267
She's a total nightmare.
307
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,300
I have a really bad
feeling about this.
308
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,733
We'd better call
Jerry right away.
309
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,433
[phone ringing]
310
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,567
Hello, girls.
311
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,667
Just checking to see if
any of my words of wisdom
312
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,100
have guided you in your
academic endeavors.
313
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,633
No, Jer, not even slightly.
314
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,033
But if you really want to help,
you can WOOHP us right away.
315
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,700
Oh, very well.
316
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,167
[yelling]
317
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,567
Jeez.
318
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,200
All that wisdom, and
you still haven't
319
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,733
figured out how to soften
our WOOHP landings, Jer.
320
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,167
So what seems
to be the problem?
321
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:18,167
Books, beakers, boys?
322
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,467
Who has time for boy problems?
323
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,233
Sam's missing, and we
think her evil roommate
324
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,700
has something to do with it.
- I see.
325
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,567
Well, Sam may be missing,
but her X powder isn't.
326
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,267
Is that cute little
blip on the screen Sammy?
327
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,633
Indeed.
328
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,533
And It appears she's located
in the basement of your dorm.
329
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,633
What would Sam be
doing in the basement?
330
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:37,167
Probably hiding from that
heinous roommate of hers.
331
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,200
Whatever Sam's engaged
in, it's wreaking havoc
332
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,667
on her physiological systems.
333
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,533
Her brain is functioning
at a dangerously slow rate.
334
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:45,700
How can you possibly
know that, Jerry?
335
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,100
All X powders are equipped
with a capacity to monitor
336
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,300
the owner's bio-function.
337
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,333
Hello?
338
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:51,767
Is there a single
aspect of our lives
339
00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:54,100
you're not totally
trespassing on?
340
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,833
Actually, no.
341
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:57,133
Come on, Jer.
342
00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:01,067
Lay some gadgets on us
so we can go help Sam.
343
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,800
BOTH: Huh?
344
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,700
Whoa.
345
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,633
Old school much.
346
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,367
What happened to Gladys?
347
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,233
Let's just say her
bossy ways landed
348
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,333
her an extended vacation at
the WOOHP recycling facility.
349
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,267
Now, here's the
hot and spicy gum,
350
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,600
the drill heel boot, and
the ultra fast hardening
351
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,300
enamel toenail polish.
352
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,100
Ooh!
353
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,433
Glittery aqua blue.
354
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,200
A classic.
- Ta-ta.
355
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,867
And good luck, spies.
356
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:24,767
[yelling]
357
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,767
Bushwhacked by Jer again!
358
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,300
[gasps] I think that
door leads to the basement.
359
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,233
Come on!
360
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,200
Wait.
361
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,433
We better take a
less obvious route.
362
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,000
After all, you never
know where that loon
363
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,167
Stacy might be lurking.
364
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,033
[yelling]
365
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,267
[coughing]
366
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,367
Don't get me wrong,
I love these boots,
367
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,367
but they should really
come with a feather duster.
368
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:56,167
[gasps] What is that thing?
369
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:56,933
Oh!
370
00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:57,833
It's Sam!
371
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:58,933
Are you OK?
372
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,333
Sammy, say something!
373
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,533
Now we know what Jer meant
by slow brain function.
374
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:05,067
We have to get her out of
here before it's too late.
375
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,567
Ow!
376
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,967
Sorry, freshmen, but
I can't let you do that.
377
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,433
Figures you're the
one behind all this.
378
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,367
Why, because such
an elaborate plan
379
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,000
involving
sophisticated machinery
380
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,733
could only be the work
of a genius like myself?
381
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,300
No, because Sam
warned us that you
382
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,233
were one seriously wacky chic.
383
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,133
[yelling]
384
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,633
Nice try, but I already
had my weekly facial.
385
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:35,367
Now it's time for us to
give you a little treatment,
386
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:39,300
and I don't mean the spa kind.
387
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,333
Not if my mechanic friend
has anything to say about it.
388
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:50,467
How come you brought us over
here instead of plugging us
389
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,833
into your machine?
390
00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:54,533
Let's just say it's pretty
obvious that neither of you two
391
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:56,300
can help elevate my GPA.
392
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,833
So I decided to drop you
from the Mali U roster.
393
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:01,000
All right, we've known you
for, like, less than a day,
394
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,133
and that's about the 10th
time you've insulted us.
395
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,433
It's getting really old.
396
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,800
You won't have to worry
about it much longer.
397
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,333
[screaming]
398
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,967
Now, if you'll excuse
me, I need to continue
399
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,900
my search for superior minds.
400
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,767
Later, losers.
401
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:21,267
[laughing]
402
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,033
She's getting away with Sam!
403
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,367
We have to worry
about saving ourselves
404
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,800
before we save anyone else.
405
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:30,467
If only we could get our
hands on a gadget, any gadget.
406
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,367
Hey!
407
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:32,133
I got one!
408
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,733
The hot and spicy gum.
409
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,767
OK, let me rephrase.
410
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,467
Any gadget except that one.
411
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:40,300
The last thing we need to do
is turn the heat up any higher.
412
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,633
Might as well enjoy it.
413
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:49,700
It's probably the last piece
of gum I'll ever get to chew!
414
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,633
Clover!
415
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,033
The gum worked!
416
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:54,733
I sweated my way to freedom.
- Cool!
417
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,267
I mean, hot.
418
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:59,467
Now sweat your way over here
and spring me before I'm toast!
419
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:00,833
Come on!
420
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,467
We better catch Stacy before
she hijacks all of Sam's smarts.
421
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,667
[crowd screaming]
422
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:10,833
Let's see, where do all
the smart people hang out?
423
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:14,800
The library, of course!
424
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,367
[thudding]
425
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,333
[screaming]
426
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:23,767
Hmm, good English, but
poor math proficiency.
427
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,233
Good math, but poor
science skills.
428
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,167
[gasps]
429
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:28,667
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
430
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,500
The total academic package!
431
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,433
[yelling]
432
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,333
[laughing]
433
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,533
Where could she have gone?
434
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,600
It's not like it's easy to
blend in riding that machine.
435
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,000
[crowd screaming]
436
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,133
If these missions
have taught me anything,
437
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:53,800
it's that whenever you're in
doubt, follow the screams.
438
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,733
Professor emeritus
of Cro-Magnon
439
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,267
man's dental hygiene habits?
440
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,900
Talk about a major egghead.
441
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,200
Oh, well.
442
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,300
You never know when you
might need a specialist.
443
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,233
[gasps]
444
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,033
Hi-ya!
445
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,367
You two again?
446
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,200
Maybe I underestimated
you after all.
447
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,667
You better believe
you did, grade grubber!
448
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,500
You're just jealous
because I'm naturally gifted
449
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,400
and you're not!
- Hey!
450
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,667
Uh, reality check.
451
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,900
There's nothing remotely
natural about where
452
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,367
your smarts come from.
453
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,167
Ah!
454
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:26,567
I think the wise
move is to run!
455
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,467
Whoa!
456
00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:35,833
How are we gonna
stop this thing?
457
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,300
It's as tough as a tank!
458
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,800
But not tougher than our
ultra fast hardening enamel
459
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:40,800
toenail polish!
460
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:45,767
[gasps]
461
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,633
[grunting in frustration]
462
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:56,567
OK, that was not a smart move!
463
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,533
[yelling]
464
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,267
Whoa!
465
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,433
Clover, can I borrow your
nail polish, like, now!
466
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,767
Huh?
467
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:17,767
Gotcha.
468
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,733
No!
469
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,733
Now I'm gonna flunk
all my classes,
470
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,933
and it's all your fault!
471
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,367
Maybe you should
just hit the books!
472
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,267
Whoa!
473
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,567
Ugh.
474
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:30,033
I guess Some people just
have to learn the hard way.
475
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,533
Ladies, you'll be pleased
to know that everyone's brains
476
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,467
have been restored to
their prior states,
477
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,133
minus the memories of what
happened here, of course.
478
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,700
That's a relief.
479
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,067
I mean, who ever heard of going
to college and getting dumber?
480
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,767
So, Sam, now that you're
back to being the smarty
481
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,433
pants we all know and
love, how about helping me
482
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:56,433
with my homework?
483
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:57,600
Uh, no thanks.
484
00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:00,967
My newly recharged brain
cells need a little R&R.
485
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,533
It's just as well.
486
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,700
No amount of tutoring can keep
me from being an embarrassment
487
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,833
in surfing class.
488
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,133
Oh, tell me about it.
489
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,433
I'm known as the basket
case of basket weaving.
490
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:12,200
Who knew college
was so complicated?
491
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,667
Speaking of complicated,
we still haven't
492
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,167
solved our housing crisis.
493
00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,800
Well, we better do it
fast, 'cause I'm getting
494
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,433
claustrophobic just thinking
about that tiny dorm room.
495
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,433
Kooky roommates and
cramped living spaces
496
00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,700
will no longer be a
concern for you, girls.
497
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,000
I've arranged for
the three of you
498
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,000
to live together in the
penthouse of your dorm.
499
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,367
Penthouse?
500
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:31,867
Since when does West Coast
Hall have a penthouse?
501
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,100
Since the WOOHP
prop department
502
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,333
built one last night.
503
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,133
Come on.
504
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,033
Let's take a tour, shall we?
505
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,167
[gasping]
506
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:43,500
Check out this killer
buff-boy-watching ocean view!
507
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,967
Oh, this place has everything
our beach house had and more!
508
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:50,367
But the best feature
is what it doesn't have.
509
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,100
Nutso roommates.
510
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,567
BOTH: Yeah!
511
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,600
So I take it this living
arrangement is to your liking?
512
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,500
Oh!
513
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,733
To our liking?
514
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,500
More like to our loving!
515
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,733
Thanks, Jer!
516
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:01,833
You're very welcome.
517
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,367
[clearing throat]
518
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,967
From here, you'll be able to
plant the seeds of knowledge--
519
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,467
Jerry, no more
agricultural advice.
520
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,100
Give it a rest.
521
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,867
CLOVER: Just leave before
we have to call the RA!
522
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,200
[laughing]
523
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,167
[theme music]
524
00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:25,767
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