All language subtitles for The Kardashians – S4E01

This season on The Kardashian.

Hi, guys.

I have died to be famous my whole life.

Thank you, guys.

So, guys, I'm having a baby.

We're going to make out now. I just know
it. People think they know us. They

think they have us all figured out.

Things are not always how they seem. You
hate us. We all talk about it. I don't

need you guys anymore.

Horton and Kim are still going out out.
Duh. You're like adding it into a fight

to like have a fight. You're just a
witch.

And I hate you.

Kim plays so dirty.

I need people to know that I'm single.
I'm the worst single person ever.

I feel like myself again. Good for you.
I can manifest like a...

Guys. Get married.

So watch out world.

Do you have that much anxiety? Yeah,
I've been really bad lately.

It's one of the reasons why I'm like
actually scared to have children.

Papa. Hi.

Honestly, you never know what you're
going to wake up to around here.

Things can change on a dime.

You're lying right now. Lying about
what? We put a band -aid over a bullet

You get the contract signed and then you
bail to the next. You're spiraling.

What the? No, put it down.

Calm down.

I don't deal with people that don't tell
the truth.

You look so cute today.

Tristan has so many great qualities
about him. Yay!

Mom is too nice sometimes. I see it.
They were your daughters. You should be,

like, fierce for us. She's a goddamn
liar.

Our kids, they watch our actions, not
our words. Exactly. I don't think you

deserve clout.

I have been over by almost every person
that's ever been in my life at some

point. The last thing I want them to do
is ever feel embarrassed that I'm their

father. But there's also levels to...
What?

And I could only be with so much. Best
father, yes.

Maybe you might want to try to save your
family. If someone did to my daughter

what Tristan did, I would probably
castrate them and smile doing it.

Okay. I think people are going to be
surprised to see the two of you

We're like, uh, cricket.

I know you've been waiting.

Season four. We're back.

Season four.

Yeah. The world better watch out. Oh.

We're back. We are ready for you. Are
you ready for us?

Hell yes.

Hey.

You look gorgeous.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate
the fact that Kylie is on this trip?

Yes. Yes. Kendall Jenner.

Family time is my favorite time. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's have a shot.

Cheers, Kendall.

Cheers.

Oh, we're actually doing shots.

Cheers. Cheers.

Woo -hoo.

I'm so happy to be with all five of y
'all.

Mine is my little sweet Courtney.

Yeah. Me too.

Me too.

Me too. Ditto.

The problem is, and I'll be real with
you guys, this is the real problem.

Last season was really rough.

She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce
thing.

I don't want everyone.

It's crazy.

It's not about business. It's just
there's so much, and it takes.

President, over hurting your sister. I
literally thought I was being mindful.

They wanted to do black veils.

I said, absolutely not, because Courtney
had them at her wedding.

Then we were over it. We had fun. You
saw we did that Christmas album.

We talked it out like everything had
been fine. I'm sorry that my choices put

in this situation.

Thank you for apologizing.

And then.

We watch the edits for our show.

Then I start hearing what she's saying
about me. It's almost like a greediness.

She hears what I'm saying about her.

But she doesn't have any friends. So,
Travis? No.

And then we get mad all over again.

Oh, it brings up so many, so many
feelings.

I think last season was really hard.

What's harder than living it in real
time is watching it back in the edit,

isn't. A natural way of living. So my
whole family is going on

a trip to Cabo. But three days earlier,
before the trip, Kim and

I have this heated phone call.

Hello? Hi.

Hi.

So as a part of this Dolce contract,
I...

have to go back to Milan to do a dinner
to launch my campaign that I shot.

So it's like, you know, I would love you
to come with me. I mean, I know that's

not what you want to do, but I always
want you to know you're invited and like

no one.

I'm a little dolce out, so I probably
won't come, but I'm always supporting

of like what you're doing. Yeah.

I just don't think it's cool the way
that that particular thing happened.

So it's not about that. It's just about
the deeper thing that we could talk

about.

And I understand. I mean, I got worked
up watching the episode and watching the

cut. So I can only imagine, you know. I
see both sides. Like I said, I think

like you think things, so you're getting
riled up. I think things, so I'm

getting riled up. I'm actually not riled
up. I just think it makes me not want

to be around.

And that's... totally you know your
choice and decision i just think that

we should have a conversation about it
because i got worked up when i'm like

wait nothing happened at the wedding it
wasn't even a conversation at the

wedding you know i think it was what you
saw at the wedding because no one had

any interest before that what do you
mean i think it's that you saw this

that was mine and that wasn't yours and
that you wanted it see that's where i

think you're really made it

No, that's where I think that you're
wrong. If anything, I was like, I don't

like, and I told Chloe, I don't like
your look. I don't like this. I don't

if it was visually, it was not my thing.
And I tried to do everything to stay

away from that. But even like you said,
you're missing the point.

But isn't the point about the clothes
and you're talking about the look? I

steered away. I did what I. It's not
about the clothes. Courtney, it's not

original. Everyone does 90s. Like, it's
not a new concept is what I'm trying to

say. And there's only so many looks to
pick from. You're talking about the

bullshit details because it's all your
egotistical, selfish minds can think

about. You cannot stand someone else
being the center of attention.

You came to my wedding. You couldn't be
happy. You complained from the second

you got there till the second you left.
That's what it's about. Forget about you

couldn't be happy.

You couldn't be happy for me. You
couldn't be happy that I was the center

attention and you weren't. What is it
that you feel so low of me?

No, I want you to dig deep and figure
out why you hate me so much and why

so angry with me.

All of this never happened. I was so
happy for you.

I was so... Why would I not be happy for
you?

I felt at my wedding like you weren't
happy for me. Because you have a serious

vendetta. You just are a different...
You hate us.

You're a different person. We all talk
about it. I don't need you guys anymore.

I don't need to be a part of it.

All of your friends...

Call us complaining whether you think
they're the ones going to you. They're

coming to us on the side saying the
opposite to us. So we're all confused

we're on a group chat that's actually
labeled not Courtney. So we know and

to funnel what your friends are saying
to us and have to figure out why you're

such a different person and why you have
this vendetta out. Do you think I want

to be a part of that?

They're your friends, the ones that you
speak to on a daily basis. But you take

it all out on me.

And I'm trying the best that I can to
reconcile and figure it out and call you

all the time. It's about you.

You are a narcissist. It is all about
you.

Anything you do, it's about you and
about how it looks to the world about

So you just want to clear up your facts.
Take out my whole side of the episode.

I don't give a what anyone thinks about
me. Are you happy?

Yes. Not not.

I'm on the phone with you. I was five
minutes ago.

We all are concerned.

We all think that you're just really not
happy. So you're telling me that I'm

unhappy and that I'm miserable and that
you have a side chat called not

Courtney, but you're telling me that
you're happy for me.

All of this I just said after you told
me that I'm not happy for you. Right, so

that just confirms it.

I have a happy life and it doesn't...

The happiness comes when I get that away
from you guys.

I understood.

Specifically you.

I'm concerned, but I won't be because
I'm a narcissist. I'm only going to

about myself and be concerned about
myself.

If you want to think like, oh, wow, my
sister felt like I wasn't happy or

supporting her at her wedding. What can
I do to make you feel that? Think about

it. Certainly not having side chats
specifically.

As me as the topic, like who the has
time?

Maybe you guys need to go think about
why, if you're not happy, that's what

have time for to sit and have side chats
specifically to talk about me. We're

allowed to express concern. We have side
chats about everybody.

That's just what you do.

Life. I don't have side chats about
anyone. Well, your kids have even come

with problems that they have and how you
are.

Is that helpful? You're like adding it
into a fight to like have a side like

it's you and my friends and my kids and
everyone against me.

It's like you're just a witch and I hate
you.

Okay.

I think people are going to be surprised
to see the two of you together.

We're like, uh, crickets.

Just kidding.

What triggered you? You don't need to
get the details, but is it that she's

seeing your side or your point or just
rehashing it?

I think it's just there's so many
thoughts that come up after watching all

the edits.

I think it felt to me like in the call
that Kim was just like using any weapon

that she could find like to hurt me.

You know, just everything like almost
like weaponizing everyone against me.

I think we both got to a place that we
weren't proud of.

She hates me.

I'm going to have to deal.

I think the phone conversation was
really hurtful and I felt reminded of

characteristic that has been in my
family for so many years where we say

things to hurt each other. And it's what
I work hard at in therapy to change.

And when I'm reminded.

of those types of things that really is
hurtful. Like, why would my family treat

me that way?

And then I want to protect my energy and
be around

positivity and good vibes. And Palm
Springs with my husband is where it's

Cabo is always a place where we've been
able to go and have some amazing

memories and amazing times, lots of
family trips.

Family is the most important thing in my
life. And I think as the head of this

family, it's my responsibility to make
sure that I keep my family together and

that we experience these moments. And I
think that's really important.

No one else wanted a beer?

I've never had a regular beer. What?

Oh, don't you put, like, lemon in it?

Oh, lime, but they didn't have any.

I have had a beer only in Jamaica, a Red
Stripe, and I loved it.

Cheers.

I've never had a Corona or, I guess, an
American beer. I don't know if Corona

American. I have no idea.

I think it's a Mexican.

Oh, right.

Yeah. I've never.

You guys, the beer's not bad.

You want to taste it? Beer is the best
thing I'm having. I don't think I would

like it.

Oh, it's kind of sweet.

Yeah, I thought a beer was so different.
You guys, are you okay?

No. You've never had a beer? I've never
had a beer. That's crazy.

Oh,

the

little golf gun.

Oh, the little golf gun.

This is so cute.

We're staying at James Curtis' house in
Cabo, and I've stayed here before.

So pretty. Wow. Crazy. So pretty.

The view is so beautiful, and we haven't
done this in a really long time.

Guys, this is so beautiful.

I need to eat.

Hey, what have you got here?

Skinny margarita. Yeah. Okay.

How's your Spanish?

¿Cómo está?

It's all I got.

You know, el gusto es mio.

Mucho gusto.

Cilantro.

Margarita.

Oh, thank you.

It's really good.

Wow.

I'm really freaking out. He said they
come close to the shore.

That would be so crazy.

Past the wake, and they were jumping
last time I was here.

Oh, my God. I really, I feel like I'm
going to cry. I really can't see that.

it's so pretty to see. You're not going
to go in the ocean with them.

They're not going to come in the pool.

Oh, oh, my God.

Chloe has a fear of whales.

I can't quite figure out where Chloe got
this fear of whales.

The thought of a whale, the glance of a
whale, the conversation of a whale.

Yeah. It had to have been somewhere in
her childhood that I went really, really

wrong somehow.

I'm so sorry, Chloe.

I don't think I'm comfortable saying it.
Let's go see the room.

Okay. Let's take a room tour.

Okay, I'll go.

Pretty. How cute. It says James Percut,
you guys.

Why is this whale season?

Like, why?

What are they doing?

Mating? I don't know. That's sick.

And why do they come to the shore?

That is way too close for my comfort.

Oh, I saw something blow up over there.

Well, it is just really choppy water.

Nope, I saw it again.

It jumped again.

Chloe, get over here. No.

What in the are the chances that we're
here?

What is this, mating season or
something?

Here, look through the binoculars, but
you have to look here.

Okay, look over there.

Do you see it? Yeah.

It's awfully close right there. Yeah, it
is. Yeah.

It's weird.

Look over there. Off the coast of
California. You didn't hear about the

that got swallowed up by the... whale
and then spit back out because it was an

accident uh -uh this thing is so big you
don't see it coming there's no ripples

there's no warning that's weird and my
daughter bullies me she draws me photos

of whales just with me and she thinks
it's so funny everyone turns into a

asshole at some point oh my god there's
some water sprinkling out there's

another whale over there oh my god i
can't even look Oh, that was cool.

Its heart is bigger than a school bus.

Like, it's crazy.

I'm uncomfortable.

Dinner time.

It's so good.

Thank you so much. This is so beautiful.
So beautiful.

I love you guys.

I love you. Thank you.

I'm so happy to be here with all of you.
I'm so happy to be here.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Wow.

Thank you. May I bring you some wine?

I think I'm going to have another
martini.

Yeah, Mom.

I'm going in.

This seriously tastes so good. Wow.

Is Tristan's house done?

No, it's been three weeks that he'll be
at my house.

And he used to be there, too.

I'll give him until a month before I say
something.

He'll be over at our house in a minute,
babe.

Well, no, I'm sure he can move in. At
his point, I'm assuming.

I am not back together with Tristan.

Hate to break it to everybody, but I'm
not.

Chloe is so sensitive. Like anything
that had nothing to do with them, she

literally jump in and snap.

But it would be like, oh, yeah. Oh, have
you guys seen this cute couple? And

she's like, well, don't think Tristan
and I are a couple. We're not together.

don't hook up. We don't this. We don't
that. I won't sleep with him. It'll be

like, oh, this fork. Oh, don't even
think that I would lift a fork for

And we would be like, we're not talking
about you guys.

We get it. You guys are not together. No
one thinks you're together. Relax.

I need people to know that I'm single. I
think you need a great photo.

You know what we need for that?

We need a bikini pic tomorrow.

Yeah. We'll look so hot and we'll just
say, tell us you're single without

telling us you're single. Oh, I love it.
You're single. Who needs a boyfriend

when you're single?

I'm the worst single person ever because
I'm not going out. I'm not exploring

anything. I just... sit at home.

But whatever.

I don't chase. I attract.

I'm not kidding.

We need a single sister photo.

Are you a relationship girl? Yeah. But
I'm also really good at being

independent. And it's not something that
I'm looking for either. I think I just

find myself in relationships.

I don't know. I hate this conversation.

I feel like I just did therapy this
morning, Danielle. I don't feel like I

it again.

I think unless people know, how is
anyone going to approach you?

No, I need people to know for me too,
you guys. There's another way to do it.

Tits and ass.

Oh, I hate that word.

Titties. I don't like it.

I don't know why it's such a raunchy
word.

Tatties. You're not going to say
tatties.

If you say the T word one more time.

Titties. Anything is better than
boobies. I never said boobies.

I know, breasts. I'll say boobs. I hate
breasts.

You don't like to say tits? I think tits
is my favorite.

No, you don't. It's so trashy. You're
better than that. You're right. You're

better than that. It's definitely like
more of a millennial thing.

You're a Gen Z, bitch.

Or you're a Gen Z. No, I'm not. So if
you say the T word, I'm going to call

a Gen Z. You get into a Gen Z thing and
say titties. Ugh.

Titties.

Titties?

Titties.

Titties.

I can't even say it. I really don't
think I can.

Titties.

So crass. Like, I don't know.

Boobs, breasts, chichis, whatever else
you want to call them.

I don't really know what I call them.
Breast? Breast seems like little mature.

I don't know. Pit seems like perky
little titties.

And tits is fun to say.

Boobies isn't the same.

You say boobies a lot. Little boobies.
Because you have little boobies. When I

see your boobies, I'm like, oh, they
look like little boobies. I've got some

tits. You've got some tits. And that's a
beautiful way of explaining it. She's

got the tits and I've got the boobies.

Yeah.

Don't you remember when Julia Roberts
said breasts?

In that movie? You're a baby boomer. We
have different references.

I'm a millennial just like Kendall and
Kylie.

Oh my God. What about me? And Khloe.

Millennials are Gen Y.

I'm a millennial and so is Kendall and
Kylie. But they're the last year of the

millennial and I'm the first year. I
thought for sure I was in Kourtney's

bracket.

I don't care if I'm the first year of a
millennial and they're the last year of

the millennial. I'm still in their age
bracket.

And that feels so cool.

And embarrassing, but cool.

Yeah. Like, it's just embarrassing that
I care so much.

If anybody wants to get me anything for
Valentine's Day, I'm going to give you a

little idea. This cart?

No. Oh. Krispy Kreme.

Mom? Aren't you guys all in the mood for
Krispy Kreme?

No. Okay.

Are you well?

Never mind, then.

Go lower.

Careful of my nose.

Got a lot of money on it.

Scissors, sisters.

It's not bad. No, it's absolutely
freezing. It's freezing.

I do wish Court was here with us. I
think it would be so fun and like old

I'm going to go in and have breakfast,
guys.

But she is in Palm Springs with her
hubby, and I'm sure she's having a great

time. But I don't think she realizes how
much fun she would be having with me.

Good morning, sunshine.

Hi.

This looks beautiful.

Last night, I laid in bed for an hour
and a half. I didn't even put the TV on,

and I just was like, okay, this is fun,
with, like, no kid running in.

It just took, like, a minute.

So my intentions for the year, can I
tell you what they are? Please.

To not feel like I have to fill every
available hour.

That's a great intention.

So my goal this year, my resolution for
the whole year is to just say no to more

things, slow down work -wise a little
bit and just be more present. But I do

have to get all these trips out of the
way. I have Milan coming up for the

& Gabbana fashion show. I have Miami, a
European trip.

I need to say no. I got to figure that
out.

I'm excited for like normalcy, you know,
calmness.

Peace. Peace.

That's it. Peace.

My intentions for the year are to just
get off the hamster wheel a little bit

and enjoy life.

Yeah. Because it's short. I think it's
really important to prioritize quality

time. And that is my love language.

I used to say yes to everything and go
everywhere and be everywhere and do

everything for my kids, for...

business associates, for people I barely
knew. We all know that we can spread

ourselves really, really thin.

And what I've learned, ladies and
gentlemen,

when I'm doing

things that get out of my comfort zone.

Chloe, what are your intentions for this
year?

Remember I told you this is the year
that I'm shedding and I'm going to be

upgrading, but my year won't start until
2024.

Okay, let's shed. Most people are scared
to turn 40. I have hated every day of

my 30s has been agony.

Like what?

Of course, I've had some incredible
moments in my 30s.

I mean, I have two beautiful kids. I
have great, great moments. This has

to do with that.

Besides that, though, every other day is
torture.

It's just a terrible decade.

So guess what?

I am pumped.

I'm ready. I'm actually pissed I'm only
turning 39 this year. Oh, my God. We're

living. La Vida Loca.

You only live one.

Okay, my little cook, my little chef,
don't let me down. Hi. How are you? I'm

good. How are you? I'm Moses. So is this
like team Chloe and Kim versus?

Yeah. Okay, so it's the Kardashians and
the Jenners.

This is the guacamole challenge, ladies
and gentlemen.

Are you ready for this amazing
competition?

Every time we go on vacation, we try to
think of things to do that will be

really fun for us to do as a family.

I've set up a little cooking competition
and let the cooking games begin.

With a spoon, remove the... No, no, no,
no, no. You cannot sell them. You can't

give them to me. Oh, no, no, no. This is
a competition. This is serious stuff.

Who of your sisters is the best cook?

Kylie and Khloe.

Me and Kylie, we're neck and neck.

Where do you fall?

Probably last. Probably right under that
cucumber that Kendall can't cut.

Be careful. I nicked myself the other
day. I know. I'm kind of scared.

Hey, chef. Do you want to cut this up
for her? I'll do it, mom. It's fine.

By the way, guys, I cut that cucumber
safely.

So anyone that says I can't cut a
cucumber, it was sliced. It was cut.

People really think it's like a diss
now. It's like you're hanging out with

She can't even cut a cucumber.

You think that you're offending me?

Because you're not. Like, who gives a
shit? Seriously.

I just go home and I cry.

You think you're hurting me? Because I'm
totally fine.

Actually amazing.

Actually, if that's the only thing bad
you have to say about me, keep it going.

That's the last thing I'll say about
this cucumber thing.

Okay? Pepper.

Do you have lime and also do you have
chili pepper flake?

Yes.

Lime. Ten minutes, guys. Clock starts
now.

Do you want me to be on tortilla duty
and you can be on guacamole duty?

Yes. Get the good one, Kendall.

Get out of here. I think that's enough.

It's like an Easter egg. Why do you get
the one bowl?

I took it first.

Good answer.

We'll be back in a few minutes. We'll
give you your space.

We'll go have a shot of tequila.

Hey, Kim, how are we going to keep ours
separate?

You're on one plate. I'm on the other.
Oh, my God.

It's so hard.

Don't you hate when people make it look
so easy?

It's so easy.

Easiest thing I've ever done in my life.

We are all very competitive people in a
very healthy way.

I think Kim is the most competitive.

I am competitive.

I'm like, I mean, who doesn't like to
win?

Would I be lying and saying I'd love to
be a loser?

You know, like who says that?

Hey, you can't take from ours.

Put it back.

Kimberly, cheater.

I'm not a dirty fighter. I believe
enough in my talent that it will get me

enough to win. I don't play dirty.

Please. Kim used to have me make her
cupcakes and frost them and then I would

leave and she would tell her boyfriend
that she made them all. So, you know.

Kim, I didn't. Stop touching them.

It's rude.

Kim plays so dirty.

She's a goddamn liar.

And she's a cheater.

She is. She is. She is.

Louie, you know I worked really hard on
these.

They're sabotaging us.

They know they're going to lose.

Yeah. Can you blame them, really? I
wasn't even paying attention to them. I

just tunnel vision to my craft.

Yeah. And what we were there to do.

Okay. Which was win.

Right. But Kendall, but I don't, I feel
like a little gush. No, no, no, no.

Garland powder.

Garland powder? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get out of here.

It's not some magical thing that you're
putting cheese on top of Glock.

Chloe, try this. What's happening over
there? Get it away from them.

No, you're not taking all the chips.
Chloe!

Chloe, get the chips!

Mom! What the? Put it down!

Calm down!

Calm down!

She's the one who threw them at me!

Trying to take the chips. And now we
have no chips. Oh, we have chips on the

table. Chloe.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, poor Kendall. I wrestled the out of
her. And she literally, I think, avoids

me at all costs when I'm drinking.

I'd say of the family, Chloe's the most
aggressive. And then maybe I'm second,

but only when I am drunk.

It's just, she's so cute. I just want to
throw, she's a good, a great dame.

And she's kind of like, you know, she
can't really walk like they stumble and

fall. Kendall is so clumsy and it's so
cute. I just love Kendall.

So she's so easy to throw around.

So bad. Three, two, one.

Mom! Yeah!

Disgusting, guys.

Yours is disgusting.

You guys stole the bowl. I would never
eat that. I would never eat that. This

like a real cooking show.

Yeah, everybody's aggressive.

Kendall and I would like to present ours
first.

One at a time, like this. Okay. Then
that. Okay.

Presentation, everything.

Take notes. You guys have pen and paper.
What do you think?

Get in there. Get in the middle. Get the
cheese and the sour cream and, you

know. These are homemade tortillas. Who
made the tortillas?

Wow. This is hot.

Bland. Yeah, that's what you could
write.

I hope you're going to write, it tastes
like shit.

Wow. You guys don't mess around.

Ours is called?

Bland. The classic Chris.

Oh. So, you know, don't disrespect mom
like that. Way to kiss mom.

I would like to say as far as
presentation, I do love both

equally. This is very traditional.

We weren't given the same bowl. I know.

I'm not finished. You're not supposed to
yell at the judges. Sorry.

You're right about that. She's not
wrong.

She's not. What the?

So which one do you like better? Okay,
what do you like best flavor -wise?

Wait, if you'll step away for a second
because I have to talk to my fellow

for a second. Okay, guys, let's hug it
out. We're good.

I'm happy if you guys win.

Aw. Yeah, I'm not happy if you win.

Okay, so we're ready with our results.
Ladies?

Yeah, sorry. My decision... It's upside
down.

Kendall and Kylie.

It's Kendall and Kylie. I know you guys
are such...

And you're going to pick us, because you
guys have to, like, split it down the

middle. No. They have a 10. I scored
them at a 10, and I scored them at a 12.

It's a draw, so we all have to pick a
shot. But truly, it's a draw.

Tie Shmi, because a tie is just my mom
not being able to pick a side.

She just wants it to be fair and not
hurt anybody's feeling.

And I really don't appreciate it.

If it was a blind taste test.

We would have absolutely won. I don't
care what anyone says. We definitely

Corey is still eating our guacamole, and
the competition's over.

So that doesn't last. You guys are
actually, Mom, you are a severe liar.

This was a little more flavorful. I
think we needed a little more salt and a

little more lime, if you ask me. Okay.

I did. But our presentation was
gorgeous.

You did, actually. You tried it. And you
said perfect.

Did I?

Yeah. All right, listen.

It's a draw.

You guys are all talented guacamole
chefs.

I admire your skill.

Guacamole. And I salute you.

Salute. Abajo, alala, adada, adentro.
No, you can't. Mom, you've got to.

Please.

Abajo, adentro. A la derecha, a la
izquierda.

What is that?

To the left, to the right. I don't know.
We're the best judges. You're all

winners. Winners, winners, winners,
winners.

That's right. Es la verdad.

We always love going on family trips. We
love being together. We love just being

Billy and like we're doing nothing, but
it's so much fun.

So we want to take a couple of thirst
trap photos.

Just why not?

You guys look like twins.

Exactly that. Exactly that. But keep
going with your hair.

Ready?

This is so good.

Yes. Yeah.

These are our years, Kendall.

They are our years. I'm 25. You're like
30.

Kylie, that is so rude.

What? I'm 27.

I have two more good years than me.
You're basically 30.

Okay. So when I turn 27, you can call me
32.

Okay. But you'll be 40 by that time.

I'm literally 22 months older than you.

I am so hungry.

Thank you. Oh, wow.

That's gorgeous.

With the potatoes?

I would love one of those.

Are they all shrimp?

I'll have one. Thank you. Thank you.

Kendall, I love when supermodels eat,
like, savages.

It's like Nipplegate over here. I'm
freezing.

I love nipples.

We all got them.

But you don't like titties. No.

I don't like the word.

Chi -chis. Don't even think about it.

It's just so fun to be all here together
and literally like old times, like

without a care in the world. It's so
much fun to grow up and be 16 and 17

older than Kendall and Kylie. I always
thought that I would never really have a

lot in common with them. We'd never
really hang out. And now I just love and

respect them so much as like women.

And, like, friends of mine, that's,
like, a trip to me.

It's so weird to think that there was a
time that Kylie and I were too young to,

like, go out with them or to go have a
drink or, like, whatever. I can only

imagine from their perspective how much
weirder that is. But I kind of look at

it with my, like, nieces and nephews as
well because I think one day they're all

going to be old enough that me and Kylie
will probably be hanging with them.

It's really kind of cool that now Kylie
and I get to do what my older sisters

did with us.

Oh, my God.

Guys, look at this.

Oh. I was like, what's this music?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

I would definitely burn myself.

Hopefully, you won't be doing this
without adult supervision.

I'm going to go finish packing.

I'll try to cough this phlegm out of my
throat. Okay. Your DMs will be filled

after that statement.

Right. Okay, group chat me.

I'm going to pack.

Get on it. Get in it. Bye, Kiles. Bye.

Kourt and Kim are still going out at
stuff.

Mm -hmm.

Like, I feel bad that Kourt feels the
way she feels.

We don't know when the other one's
watching an edit, so she'll start

these scathing text messages for no
reason. She'll say, and at this minute,

said this, and then at this minute, I
saw Chloe say this, and you, Chloe. And

I'm like, oh, she's probably watching an
edit and is, like, mad all over again.

Sometimes I don't feel understood.

I think it gets played out in, like, an
unnatural way through the show with

watching the edit.

And like the interviews and it just
brings it up where people would just

on. Yeah.

I'm so excited to wash my face.

I'm so excited to watch the next episode
of Yellowstone. I can't wait.

If it wasn't for you, I would be a
Yellowstone star.

I know. So they asked Corey.

They asked you to be on Yellowstone, and
you said no?

Correct, because I told them to say no.
Why would you tell him to turn down

Yellowstone? Because I thought he was
going to have to have a romantic

relationship. Okay.

But if they said they wanted you to star
in Kiss with Kevin Costner, I'm sure

you would take it. Oh, that's a hard
yes. Okay, so bring on the saddle.

Now I know my next role.

Oh. Oh, my God. Now you know your next
role play.

Saddle up, Cory.

No, he's the best.

And you never not wear silk.

The other night I wore Baconia.

What's Baconia with you? What's Baconia
with you?

What is Baconia? Y 'all got to get on
that. Listen, trust me. What's a Baconia

with you?

Hey, trust me.

I've never even heard of this.

Did you take a week on me?

Yeah, I don't know.

Y 'all cannot miss me with that. That is
so good.

I'm still here.

I'm right here.

What is it? All I want for my mom is to
be

happy and to laugh and have a good time.

She is giving me flashbacks to Palm
Springs right now. Oh, my

God, Chloe. When's the last?

Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Oh, it's a hyena, but she's
in a zebra outfit.

That's not what zebras sound like. You
guys, what is the baconia with you?

Listen, if I indulge in any way, shape,
or form at the end of a day, it's

well -deserved.

And you know what? It's exactly what
these vacations are for.

Okay, guys.

Hey, you should not walk in those shoes.
No, I'm not going to walk.

You just step back. I'm not going to
walk. I'm not going to walk. I'm not

to walk.

What just happened?

You look cute.

So your job is to get all the beiges
this way and in here.

I think hell froze over.

Why? Because I'm playing backgammon.

Corey and Kendall are chatting. Oh,
shit. I forgot.

It's only taken us, what, two seasons?
They haven't talked. For them to talk?

No, they haven't talked since Palm
Springs. Exactly. Of keeping up with the

Kardashians. That's right.

That's why I love these family trips.

They're very necessary.

Wow.

Very necessary.

You hear me?

Corey and I, we were close for a while.
And then Kylie and I had a big sister

fight and he tried to intervene into it.
And so that caused a little problem

between us.

We apologized and we got over it, but it
never really, it just kind of stayed

here. It never really did this. So I
think that sometimes that's what makes

these family trips really important
because then it gives Corey and I the

opportunity to slow down and actually.

Spend some time together and slowly do
that.

Oh! Wow!

Smooth as silk.

Yeah, I love that color, Kori.

Ready to get on that plane, baby.

I know it's 10 a .m., but Kori's gotten
me a little wet.

Really?

I got robbing and sitting here, and I'm
like, okay, just act like it's 10 a .m.

Good for you.

Well, we're going to miss this place,
but it was therapeutic.

Don't you feel like a little renewed,
like we could go home and, like, no.

the day. Seize the day.

This was such a short trip, but it was
everything we needed.

I feel like we all got to recharge.

I feel like this is the beginning of my
shedding transformative next couple

years.

But I always know as soon as I walk
through the doors of my house, I'm like,

right, give it to me. What's about to
happen? What was the drama I missed?

broke? What's this? What's that?

Well, we don't have anything to toast
with, but we can spiritually toast to

everybody and their beautiful soul to
more good health, more wealth, and lots

love throughout 23.

More good times.

More good times. 2023.

This trip has been great. A lot of
quality time. It was quick and easy. I

like it was perfect.

I loved it. My favorite part is just
when we all get out of L .A. together

we're forced to be in a house together
and we always have the best time.

So I just liked being with all you guys.

Cheers, guys.

I love you all.

I'm on such a different vibe that I feel
like this year I'm going to continue

that. I'm just seeking happiness and I'm
just seeking new energy. I want to be

cool with everyone. I don't want any
issues with anyone.

Just good vibe.

Love you. Love you guys. Love you,
Kenny.

Cheers, everyone.

Cheers. This has been the perfect trip.
A great reconnect with everybody.

And now we've got our energy back and we
can go home and get back to work. And

we just really needed this.

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