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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headin' on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see
if i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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? Do do do doo?
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? Da da da da daa
ya da da daa?
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? Do do doo
da da daa?
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? Hey-De hey-De
how's it going, guys?
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What the hell you so
happy about, fat-Ass?
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Oh, nothing,
no big deal, really.
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What's no big deal?
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Well, guys, it seems that
i am the first one of us
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To reach manhood
after all.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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Well, because
unlike you guys,
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I just got
my first pubes.
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? Ya da da da
ya da da dee?
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You got pubes?
What's pubes?
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Pubic hair, he's saying
he got his first pubic hair.
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Oh...
no, you didn't!
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Oh, yes, i did.
I'm becoming a man.
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He's lying.
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You wanna see 'em?
Hell, no!
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Here, check 'em out.
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We don't wanna
see them, cartman!
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There, see?
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How do you like
them apples?
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Ha!
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What are those?
My pubes.
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What?
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I got 'em from
scott tenorman.
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Scott tenorman-
The ninth grader?
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Yep, he let me have 'em
for just 10 bucks.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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? I got pubes
before you guys did?
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? I got pubes before
you guys?
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? Ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha?
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Cartman, you are so goddamn
stupid, it's unbelievable.
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Ah, ha,
don't be jealous, guys.
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This doesn't mean
we can't still hang out.
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It just means that i
matured faster than you.
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You'll get your
pubes, guys, someday.
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Cartman, you don't buy pubes,
you grow them yourself.
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Wh-What?
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When you get
old enough,
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You grow your own pubic hair
that's attached to you,
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You dumb-Ass!
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Nah-Ah.
Yeah-Huh.
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But then why would scott tenorman
sell me his pubes for $10?
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Because, retard,
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You're dumb enough to buy
scott tenorman's pubes for $10.
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You're telling me these pubes
are worth nothing?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna get that
son of a bitch.
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...and so i told him,
i say,
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"Here, i'll sell you my pubes
for only 10 bucks."
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And the stupid
asshole buys them.
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Speak of the devil,
what do you want?
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Uh, yes, i've come to
return these pubes
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That i purchased, please.
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Unh-Uh, i don't
take returns.
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Right, but you see, i didn't realize
when i bought these pubes from you,
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That you were
full of,
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So you can either
give me back my $10
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Or i can go
tell my mom on you.
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You would actually tell your mom that you
were stupid enough to pay for my pubes?
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Unh-Uh,
i don't think so.
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Just give me back
my money.
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Buyer beware, dude.
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Give me my $10, scott.
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Hey, i said no.
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Now get your fat little butt
out of here
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Before i kick
your head in.
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Hello, sir, my name is
kris kristofferson.
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I'm with the i.R.S.
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I'm here to collect $10
that you owe in back taxes.
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You're not
from the i.R.S.
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You glued my pubes
onto your face.
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Tax evasion is a very
serious offense, sir.
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I suggest that you-
All right, all right.
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I'll trade you my pubes
back for the money.
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You will?
Oh, cool!
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How much did i charge?
Oh, yeah, $10.
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You got change
for a 20?
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Oh, uh...
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I only got six dollars
and 12 cents.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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Here, just give me
the six dollars
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And then i'll give you the 20. Okay.
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Now, give me the pubes and
i'll give you back two dollars.
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Right.
Now, give me the 12 cents
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And i'll give you the
rest of your change back.
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Cool.
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And then give me the 20 and
i'll give you the pubes.
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Sweet!
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Uh- Ah, godammit!
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That asshole.
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That big, smelly,
ass-Sniffing asshole.
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I'm gonna get him!
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Cartman, can i give you
some advice?
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What?!
Just let it go, dude.
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You're only out $16.12-
Count your losses and move on.
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He's smarter than you.
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He is not
smarter than me!
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He just charmed me,
that's all.
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He's a charmer,
that scott tenorman,
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But i'll get him someday.
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One, please.
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One, please.
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One please.
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That'll be six dollars.
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Okay, and how much
is that in pubes?
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We don't take pubes.
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Listen, my money is as good
as anybody's, don't you-
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Discriminate against my people
by not accepting these pubes.
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We don't take pubes,
end of story!
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Racist!
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Scott, scott!
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Courtney love
is in south park!
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She's all drunk
and spreading her legs
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And showing her
"poonaner" to everybody!
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You gotta go check it out!
I'll watch your house for you.
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Okay, i'll buy
the pubes back, here.
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What?
$16, take it.
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I'll even throw in
an extra five, here.
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Give me back my pubes.
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Why do you want them
back so much?
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No reason.
I don't believe you.
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All right, all right.
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The pube fair
in fort collins.
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Pube fair?
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They're paying five bucks
a hair for pubes.
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If i leave now i can
catch the last bus.
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Five bucks a hair?
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That's like
a million dollars!
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Here, take your money.
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Ha, ha, i don't
think so, scott,
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I'm going to
fort collins myself.
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Oh, you can't
do this to me, no!
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Ha, ha, sure,
right you are, scott.
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Have you no heart?
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Ha, ha, what
a stupid asshole!
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Ha, ha, hoo!
One million dollars!
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Woo! Ah!
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Heh.
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Eh, excuse me, sir.
Yes.
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Can you tell me where
the pube fair is?
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The pube fair?
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Yeah, i've got some
pubes to sell.
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There's no such thing,
you little smart ass.
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No- No such thing?
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You wouldn't happen to be
eric cart-Man, would you?
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I'm ericcartman.
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Oh, i think
this is for you.
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Ahhhh!
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106 miles, scott.
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I had to ride 106 miles in
the back of a pickup truck
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To get back here.
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You really went?
What a 'tard.
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All right, scott,
you win, i give up.
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You do?
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Wow, you're not as
stupid as i thought.
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Yeah, i'll see you around.
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Sure is too bad
about my grandmother.
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Your grandma?
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Huh? Oh, it's not
really your concern,
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It's just that
- Well, my grandma is in the hospital.
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She's very sick.
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The doctor's say unless i can
come up with $16 for her operation
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They're gonna
put her down.
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Oh, jeez,
i didn't realize that.
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Yeah, poor grandma.
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Hey, kid,
hold on a second,
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I'll get your money.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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He's such a douche.
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Here you go.
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Oh, wow, thanks
a lot, scott.
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But, just one thing
before i give it to you.
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What?
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I just- Well,
i want to you beg for it.
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Huh?
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Just get down on your knees
and beg me for the money.
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Why?!
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Do you want your grandma
to live or not?
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Please, scott,
give me my money.
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No, no, get down
on your knees.
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Lower your head...
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And say, "i beg you to
give me back my money."
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I beg you to
give me back my money.
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Now say,
"i'm a little piggy."
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What?!
Say it.
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I'm a little piggy.
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"Here's my snout."
Here's my snout.
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"Oink, oink, oink."
Oink, oink, oink.
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Now, dance, little piggy,
dance and oink for me.
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? I'm a little piggy,
here's my snout?
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? Oink, oink, oink
oink, oink, oink?
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? I'm a little piggy-?
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All right, now
give me back my money!
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You mean this?
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You really care that much
about 16 measly dollars?
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I mean, what can you
buy with $16?
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My parents give me
a $50-A-Week allowance.
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This pittance means
nothing to me.
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Watch.
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Wh-What are you doing?
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No, no... why?
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Now you can't bug me
for your dumb money.
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Concerned citizens,
i thank you for coming.
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I know that you're all
deeply troubled
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And want to find
a quick and painful way
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To get rid of scott tenorman
once and for all.
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Yes, clyde.
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Who's scott tenorman?
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Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Scott tenorman is an 8th grader
who sold cartman his pubes for $10,
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And now cartman's
all pissed off.
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16 dollars
and 12 cents.
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He is a disease.
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He is a cold,
calculating man,
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And i will have revenge!
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What are you
gonna do?
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Did you guys see that
movie, "hannibal"?
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Where the deformed guy
trained giant pigs
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To eat his enemy alive?
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Well, if we find a pony,
we can train it,
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Train it to bite off
scott tenorman's wiener.
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It will be painful
and humiliating.
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Everyone will
see it happen.
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And then, scott tenorman
will forever be known
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As the kid who had his wiener
bitten off by a pony!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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What's in it for us?
What?
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Yeah, why should
we all care
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About getting scott
tenorman back for you?
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Oh, right.
Why should we care?
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00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:42,953
Why should we
care, indeed.
250
00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:45,807
Let's just let scott tenorman
walk away with my $16.12.
251
00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:48,627
Hell, let's let all the
scott tenormans of the world
252
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,162
Take what's ours and
laugh in our faces.
253
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,663
Why stand up for yourself
when you can just
254
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,399
Walk out of here
right now and say
255
00:08:53,434 --> 00:08:55,099
It's not your problem.
256
00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,736
But, years from now,
when you're old
257
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,436
And have children
of your own,
258
00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:02,290
What would you give to come back
and fight this one day?
259
00:09:02,325 --> 00:09:05,110
This one day, where you could
have made a difference.
260
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,147
Where you could've told scott
tenorman, "you may take our pride
261
00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:11,617
But you will never take
my god damn $16.12!"
262
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,918
Now who's with me?
263
00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,653
Timmy!
264
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,353
Christ.
265
00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:18,123
All right, i guess it's
just you and me, timmy.
266
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,292
Oh, no, not timmy.
267
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,330
There we go.
268
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,499
Come and get it!
269
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,570
Come on, pony,
bite the wiener.
270
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,704
Bite it.
271
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,474
Come on, good pony.
272
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:36,341
That's it.
273
00:09:36,775 --> 00:09:37,608
Now, bite it off!
274
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,378
Bite off the wiener,
good pony!
275
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,980
Oh, no, pony,
he'll like that.
276
00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:44,583
Eric, are you training
that pony to please you?!
277
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,752
No, i'm teaching it how to
bite someone's penis off.
278
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:47,619
Oh.
279
00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:49,788
Well, does mr. Jenkins know
you're using his pony?
280
00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,957
He shoots trespassers
on sight, you know.
281
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,059
He said it was okay.
282
00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,126
All right, then.
283
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,295
Wait- What the hell are you
training jenkins' pony
284
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,698
To bite off
someone's penis?
285
00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:01,031
Because...
of scott tenorman.
286
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:03,634
I hate him, and i want to
make him suffer.
287
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,838
Well, son, i think you've got
a pretty stupid plan there.
288
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,538
Not like that, pony!
289
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,175
Look, if you wanna get
revenge on somebody,
290
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,344
You've gotta
think like a hunter.
291
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,610
What do you mean?
292
00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:15,779
Find
someone's weakness.
293
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:18,200
Exploit that weakness.
294
00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,586
How do i do that?
295
00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:30,094
What do you see?
296
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,829
I see scott tenorman,
297
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,599
With his ginger red hair
and his stupid freckles,
298
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,785
And god damn it,
i hate him, i hate him!
299
00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,936
No, young hunter,
i mean, what do yousee?
300
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,105
You must learn all you can
about your kill.
301
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,641
Right, right.
302
00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,142
Let's see...
303
00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:44,842
There's posters,
radioheadposters.
304
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,612
And he's reading a magazine
about radiohead.
305
00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,312
What's a radiohead?
306
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,648
You know, the band
that sings that song.
307
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:53,118
? Well, i'm a creep
i'm a weirdo?
308
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,287
? What am i doing here?
309
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,987
Oh, jesus, don't
start singing, ned.
310
00:10:57,022 --> 00:11:00,023
So, the subject is a big
radiohead fan, huh?
311
00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,227
Maybe i should come up
with a lit'l scheme
312
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,060
That involves them.
313
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,396
Nice thinking,
young hunter.
314
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,264
Whoa.
What?
315
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:06,998
I'm looking in
scott's parents' room.
316
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,300
Scott's mom's about to
take off her bra.
317
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,566
What?!
Give me those!
318
00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,301
Holy crow,
he's right, ned!
319
00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:13,071
Mrs. Tenorman's
lettin' the twins out.
320
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,373
Let me see.
321
00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,940
Radiohead...
yes, of course.
322
00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:19,144
Dear god, they're even bigger
than i ever imagined!
323
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,844
Let me see,
let me see!
324
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,831
Here you go.
Wow, those were great.
325
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:24,692
Maybe i should
grab some beers, ned.
326
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,518
Ned, what-
Are you jackin' it?
327
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,121
Kinda.
Well, stop it!
328
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,025
Hey, what the hell are you
doing out there?
329
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:33,857
Oh, crap!
330
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,159
Who's out there?
331
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,495
Ned, for christ's sakes,
stop jackin' it.
332
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,327
I can't.
333
00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,062
Don't think
i don't see you!
334
00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:40,399
I know who you are,
and i'm calling the police!
335
00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:41,665
Whoa!
Whoops!
336
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,869
I gotta get
out of here!
337
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,773
Oh, hey, scott,
how's it going?
338
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,473
I was just wondering,
339
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,677
Do you like the band, uh,
radiohead at all?
340
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,943
Uh-Huh.
Oh, really?
341
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,546
Oh, 'cause they're doing
a big interview onmtv,
342
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,183
And they're playing it tonight
on a big screen downtown.
343
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,449
Everyone's gonna be there.
344
00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:02,521
Oh, cool,
thanks for telling me.
345
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,690
You're welcome, scott.
346
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:09,027
Okay, well, looks like
everyone is here,
347
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,630
Let's play the video,
shall we?
348
00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,799
Welcome back to mtv.
349
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,933
We're here with the
members from radiohead,
350
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,703
Probably the hottest band
in the world right now.
351
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,270
Guys, when is your next
album coming out?
352
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,040
That's an interesting
question, kurt.
353
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,740
But first
i'd just like to say,
354
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,510
That i really hate this kid
named scott tenorman.
355
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,777
He's stupid.
356
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,113
Yeah, i hate scott
tenorman, too.
357
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,716
I think all the guys in the band
hate him, right, guys?
358
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,451
Oh, jesus, did you
hear that, scott?
359
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,151
And, will there
be a new tour?
360
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,656
Well, we would tour, but we just
hate that scott tenorman kid so much
361
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,922
That we don't want to.
362
00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:41,126
Yeah, scott tenorman
is totally not cool.
363
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,427
He's not cool.
364
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,596
Wow, that really sucks
for you, scott.
365
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,730
Scott?
366
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,500
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Did you see that?
367
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,669
Scott must've run home
so embarrassed.
368
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,369
Ha, ha, ha!
And you know what?
369
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,139
That wasn't really
radiohead talking,
370
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,525
I just dubbed their
voices over.
371
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,442
Ha, ha, ha!
What a retard!
372
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,044
And everyone saw it!
373
00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:03,682
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
374
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,302
It's time for the
amazing pube boy!
375
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,913
? I'm a little piggy
here's my snout?
376
00:13:08,948 --> 00:13:11,490
? Oink, oink, oink
oink, oink, oink?
377
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,562
? I'm a little piggy
here's my snout?
378
00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,238
Oh my god,
he killed kenny.
379
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,504
That does it.
380
00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:31,009
I'm gonna get scott tenorman
once and for all!
381
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,214
You think you're so cool,
scott tenorman.
382
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,251
We'll see how cool you feel
after this.
383
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,420
Yes, yes...
384
00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:43,155
Yes!
385
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,192
Ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha.
386
00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:51,396
Yes, it is the most
genius plan ever.
387
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,866
Scott tenorman is going to
wish he never met me!
388
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,839
Okay, cartman,
what do you want?
389
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,158
Stan, kyle,
thanks for coming.
390
00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:03,251
I've got it all
figured out.
391
00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:04,274
Got what all
figured out?
392
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,044
How to get
scott tenorman back.
393
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,311
Oh, jesus.
394
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,081
I've just finished planning
a "brilliant lit'l scheme"
395
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,781
That should put scott
in his place for good.
396
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:14,286
And if you help me, i'll give
each of you two dollars.
397
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,986
Okay, so what's
the plan?
398
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,190
It's a brilliant combination
of my last two plans.
399
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,359
Scott's favorite band
is radiohead, right?
400
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:21,625
Yeah?
401
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,926
So, i realized,
402
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,130
What if we got radiohead to
come here to south park, right?
403
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,299
Then they could meet
scott tenorman,and,
404
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:31,203
See him get his wiener
bitten off by a pony!
405
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:33,337
What?
Don't you see?
406
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,974
If i can get this pony to bite off
scott's wiener in front of radiohead,
407
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,674
Then scott would cry.
408
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,444
And if scott cries,
then radiohead will think
409
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,578
Scott tenorman is
totally not cool!
410
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:43,348
And that would make
scott tenorman want to die.
411
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:44,614
Ha, ha, ha!
412
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:45,951
Okay, i'll keep
working on the pony,
413
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,252
You guys go get
radiohead to play here.
414
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,421
Ready? Break!
415
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:52,856
You're such a
dumb-Ass, cartman.
416
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,494
Fine, i'll do it myself!
You guys just watch!
417
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,530
Ready, pony?
Bite it!
418
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133
Yes!
419
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,169
Thom, will you stop
reading fan mail?
420
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,036
We have work to do.
421
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,772
Just a second, fellas,
listen to this.
422
00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:08,905
"Dear radiohead.
My name is eric cartman,
423
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,844
"I'm a young, supple 8-Year-Old
boy from south park, colorado.
424
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:15,013
"I'm writing to you
because of a kid i know
425
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,713
"Named scott tenorman.
426
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,351
"Scott is 15, and
i'm afraid he has cancer.
427
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,918
"In his ass.
428
00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:24,521
"Radiohead is his favorite band,
and it would make his short life
429
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:28,894
"If you could find it in your hearts to
visit him before he dies, alone and scared.
430
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,195
"Won't you please
consider it?
431
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:34,966
I don't think he'll make it past
next tuesday around five."
432
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,666
Wow, we have to go.
433
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,870
To colorado?
But we've got an album to mix.
434
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,570
Didn't you hear
the letter?
435
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:43,642
This poor kid has cancer!
In his ass!
436
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:46,209
Hello?
437
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:47,545
Scott tenorman?
438
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,812
What do you want?
439
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,582
We just wanna warn you,
eric cartman, the 4th grader,
440
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,450
Is going try to
trick you somehow
441
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,184
Into getting your
wiener bitten off
442
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,486
By a pony that lives at
jenkins ranch.
443
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,353
How do you know?
444
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:56,655
'Cause we're his friends.
445
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,390
Then, why are you
telling me?
446
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,656
'Cause we hate him.
Oh.
447
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,992
Well, we just thought
we'd let you know.
448
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,860
See ya.
See ya.
449
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,330
Hello, scott.
Hey.
450
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,366
I was just stopping by to invite
you to my "chili con carnival".
451
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,101
It's a chili cook-Off
with rides.
452
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:11,802
Everyone's coming,
453
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,439
And i wanted to drop by
your invitation, personally.
454
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,740
Ooh, a chili
carnival, huh?
455
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,441
That sounds great.
456
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,078
Yeah, there's even gonna
be a big surprise
457
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,778
So you won't wanna
miss it, scott.
458
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:26,151
Oh, and here, here's a coupon
good for one free pony ride.
459
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,851
Wow, a pony ride, neat.
460
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,621
Oh, it will be
very neat, scott.
461
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,790
Gosh- Chili,
rides and ponies-
462
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,091
What more could i want?
463
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,826
A little penis-Biting,
perhaps.
464
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,092
What?
Nothing, nothing.
465
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,429
So you'll come
for sure then, scott?
466
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,832
How could i
turn it down?
467
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:42,200
Sweet, killer.
Bye, scott.
468
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:46,104
Oh, you are good, eric,
you are very, very good.
469
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,140
Mom, dad, that was my good
friend eric at the door.
470
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,893
He told me that there's
a starving pony
471
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,611
At jenkins ranch
that's been abandoned.
472
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:53,877
Oh, dear.
473
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,612
Yeah, i feel really bad,
474
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,913
But i don't know
how i can help it
475
00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:59,117
Because i have a lot of
homework to do.
476
00:16:59,152 --> 00:16:59,985
Well, don't you
worry, scott,
477
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,685
Your mom and i can
go get the pony
478
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,021
And have it taken to
an animal shelter.
479
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,721
We sure can.
480
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:05,624
Wow, would you really?
481
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,324
I feel so much
better now.
482
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,528
Oh, scott, you're such
a loving, caring boy.
483
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,228
I'm so proud of you.
484
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,564
I'm proud of
you too, mom.
485
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,166
Let's go, hon.
Let's.
486
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,734
What are you
doing, scott?
487
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:18,637
What's it look like?
I'm making chili.
488
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:19,938
Did you bring
the goods?
489
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,638
We got everyone we could find
to chip in.
490
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,842
There's pubes from just about
every kid in town in here.
491
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,143
Awesome.
492
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,444
Oh, dude!
493
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,578
The little fat kid thinks he's
gonna get revenge tomorrow.
494
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:30,782
We'll see how he likes it when
i tell him he just ate the pubes
495
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,951
Of every kid in town.
Yeah!
496
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,961
Oh, hello, guys, thanks for
coming to my chili con carnival.
497
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,147
This is the dumbest thing
you've ever done, cartman.
498
00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:47,299
Oh, it won't be so dumb when
scott tenorman arrives.
499
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,467
I suggest you stay
to see the fireworks.
500
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:50,769
Oh, we will.
501
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:52,938
Trust us, we wouldn't
miss this.
502
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:54,204
What's so funny?
503
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,071
Oh, nothing,
it's just cool
504
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:56,408
How you're gonna get
scott tenorman back.
505
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:57,709
Is radiohead here yet?
506
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,010
Not yet,
but they will be.
507
00:17:59,045 --> 00:17:59,843
Yeah, sure.
508
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,578
Hello, eric.
Hey, chef.
509
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,348
I made some chili to
enter into the contest.
510
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:04,614
What contest?
511
00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,167
This is a chili cook-Off,
ain't it?
512
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,686
Huh? Oh, yeah,
i guess it is.
513
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,421
Here, just put it
over here.
514
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,156
It's my
special recipe.
515
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,856
Scott tenorman!
516
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:16,361
How are you, scott?
Thanks so much for coming.
517
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,530
Oh, i wouldn't miss
this for anything.
518
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,230
Likewise.
519
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,000
Well, come on, you've
got to see the pony.
520
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,266
Just a second.
521
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:25,001
Don't you wanna
taste my chili first?
522
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,736
Well, yeah, but there's
a special guest coming
523
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,808
And i want you to be near
the pony when they arrive.
524
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,343
Well, i don't want it
to get cold.
525
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,844
I think i can win
first prize.
526
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,880
All right, scott, let's go
over to the judging table
527
00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:37,616
And we'll try the
chili first.
528
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:40,218
God damn it.
529
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:43,688
All right, i guess we should
taste each other's chili, huh?
530
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,990
This chili looks
pretty good.
531
00:18:45,423 --> 00:18:46,291
Here's mine.
532
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:50,195
Mmm, i don't know,
your chili is good, cartman.
533
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,930
But i think mine
is better, try it.
534
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,532
All right.
535
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,256
Hey, this is great!
536
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,208
It's a special recipe.
537
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,593
God, this is
really good, scott.
538
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,510
I'm glad you
like it so much,
539
00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:08,847
Because now that
you're almost finished,
540
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,582
I have something
to tell you.
541
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,282
What?
542
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,486
You mean about how you
put pubes in your chili?
543
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,186
What?!
544
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,257
Yes, i'm afraid this
isn't your chili, scott.
545
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,391
I switched it
with chef's.
546
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,595
It's delicious, chef.
I hadn't planned on that.
547
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,896
What i did plan on,
however,
548
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,631
Was that my friends
stan and kyle would betray me
549
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:30,535
And warn you that the chili
con carnival was a trap.
550
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,836
I assumed that
they would tell you
551
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,404
That i trained jenkins'
pony to bite off your wiener.
552
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,475
What they didn't tell you was
that jenkins is a crazy redneck
553
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,210
Who shoots
trespassers on sight.
554
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:42,246
Knowing that you would go and
try to do something to the pony,
555
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,849
I warned mr. Jenkins that violent
pony killers were in the area.
556
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,818
I also knew that you
wouldn't go yourself
557
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,670
For fear of having
your wiener bitten off.
558
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:50,453
You would most likely
send your parents.
559
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,958
And. I'm afraid that when mr.
Jenkins spotted them on his property
560
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,561
He shot and killed
both your parents.
561
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:02,200
Well, they was trespassin'
and i was protectin' myself.
562
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,466
I have my rights.
563
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:06,069
My... mom and dad
are dead?
564
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,405
I came just in time to see
565
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,008
Mr. Jenkins giving his report
to officer barbrady,
566
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,309
And of course
to steal the bodies.
567
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,213
After a night with the hacksaw,
i was all ready
568
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,913
To put on my
chili con carnival.
569
00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:19,984
So that i could tell you personally
about your parents' demise.
570
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,552
And of course,
feed you your chili.
571
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:25,155
Do you like it?
Do you like it, scott?
572
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,660
I call it...
"mr. And mrs. Tenorman chili".
573
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,865
Oh, my god!
574
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,468
Oh, my god!
575
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,504
? Nyah, nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah?
576
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,823
? I made you
eat your parents?
577
00:20:40,858 --> 00:20:42,107
? Nyah, nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah?
578
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,709
Jesus christ, dude!
579
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,312
My mom and dad
are dead!
580
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,481
No, no!
581
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:51,215
Ah, excuse me?
582
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,083
Who are you?
583
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,384
We're that band,
radiohead.
584
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,987
Jeez, what a
little crybaby.
585
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,156
You gonna cry
all day, crybaby?
586
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,856
You know,
everyone has problems,
587
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,060
It doesn't mean you have to be
a little crybaby about it.
588
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,326
Come on, guys,
let's go,
589
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,061
This kid is
totally not cool.
590
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,265
Yeah, that's the most
uncool kid i've ever met.
591
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,434
Little crybaby.
592
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,603
No, wait!
593
00:21:12,036 --> 00:21:13,303
Wait!
594
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,940
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
595
00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:18,508
Yes! Yes!
596
00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,928
Oh, let me taste
your tears, scott.
597
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:23,314
Mmm, your tears
are so yummy, sweet.
598
00:21:23,748 --> 00:21:25,917
Dude, i think it might be best for
us to never piss cartman off again.
599
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,183
Good call.
600
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:29,821
Oh, the tears of
unfathomable sadness.
601
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,388
Mmm, yummy,
yummy, guys.
602
00:21:32,423 --> 00:21:34,592
Yibbidy-Bip-
That's all, folks!
603
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,062
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