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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headin' on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see
if i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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Hey, you guys,
look what i have!
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What?
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Four tickets to
"the lion king" on stage.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Oh, come on, you guys,
it's supposed to be really cool.
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Yeah, no,
it sounds really cool.
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You guys, you guys,
oh my god!
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Oh my god,
you guys!
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What, dough boy?
I was just-
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I was just watching the tv,
they had this commercial.
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So?
They're gonna say
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Tonight on that show
"cop drama".
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What?
Guess.Me on,
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They're gonna say something
that's never been said on tv.
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What?!
You'll never guess.
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What?!
Guess.
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God damn it, cartman, what are
they gonna say on cop drama?
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You ready?
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Tonight on cop drama, on tv,
they're gonna say...
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"Shit."
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They're gonna
say shit on tv?
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They can't say
shit on tv.
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It was just on the news!
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People are
freakin' out, dude!
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Holy shit.
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We gotta watch.
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Yeah, i'm gonna have people
over my house to see it.
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But i've got these tickets
to see lion king on stage.
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Maybe you didn't
hear me, kyle,
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I said "shit"
on television.
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It's just a marketing ploy
by the network.
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Like that time they had the first
male-To-Male kiss with terrance and phillip.
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Oh, come on dude,
this is history.
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It's stupid.
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Jeez, you're a little
irritable, kyle.
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What's the matter, you got
some sand in your vagina?
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No, i don't have
sand in my vagina,
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I just think it's a little immature
for us to be standing around,
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Talking about one dumb word
being on tv!
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Hey, ah, sam, did you
hear the news?
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Yeah, they're gonna
say "shit" on tv.
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We should all get together
and watch it at the bar.
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Are you guys gonna
let your kids watch?
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Oh, sure.
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I mean, y'know, cop drama's
a very artsy, dramatic show.
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And they're gonna
say "shit"!
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Hey, butters, i got tickets
to go see lion king tonight,
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And i decided to invite you
before anybody else.
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Oh, sorry, i can't.
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They're gonna say "shit"
on cop drama,
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And my mom and dad say
i have to watch it with them
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So that i don't take it
the wrong way.
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How many ways are
there to take it?
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It's just a stupid word!
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Hey, everybody,
it's on in 30 minutes!
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Listen, mitchell, i put my life
on the line every day.
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How dare you accuseme!
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Oh, i bet this is it,
here it comes.
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I'm doing my job, frank.
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We have to know where that
evidence was shipped.
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Oh, was that it?
Was that it?
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Shipped,
he said "shipped."
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We don't have a record
of that, and besides,
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Your job is to protect the men
who serve this force.
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God damn it, when are
they gonna say "shit"?!
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Shh!
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Maybe... maybe
protect them from you.
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Maybe you're forgetting
who you're talking to.
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And maybe you're forgetting
i used to be a cop, too!
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Yeah, you used to be
a lot of things!
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Oh, he doesn't know mitchell
slept with his wife, does he?
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That's it,
i've had enough of this.
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Don't you turn your
back on me, you.
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I said enough!
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Is it?
Will it ever be enough?
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Cop drama will return
after these messages.
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Jesus christ,
another commercial!
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Are they ever
gonna say "shit"?
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I'm sure they're just holding
it to the very last scene.
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Uh! Uh!
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Where you going, kyle?
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I'm going to the kitchen,
this is stupid!
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But you're gonna miss it.
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They're gonna say "shit"
and you're gonna miss it.
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I don't really
give a.
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Oh.
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Just understand
that it's my job.
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I still think
you're a good cop.
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Well, mitchell, i guess
you're going to do
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What you're gonna do.
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Let's just try and stay
friends no matter what.
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You're right, maybe
i'll see you around.
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Goodbye.
Oh, and mitchell-
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You've got some shit on the
side of your mouth right there.
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Oh, yeah,
thanks, thanks.
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Wow!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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They did it.
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I can't believe
they actually said it.
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Dude, you missed it, kyle,
it was so awesome!
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Well, i hope it lived up
to all the hype.
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You must feel
somuch better now.
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Kyle, we've gotta get that
sand out of your vagina,
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It's making you cranky,
does it itch?
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Do you really think anything's
gonna be any different now?
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Do you really think
that this will have
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The tiniest, smallest
effect on the world?
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It's still the same old
world out there, look!
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What the hell?
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Whoa, dude,
it's raining frogs.
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Oh, whatever.
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Last night the daring
and bold show "cop drama"
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Broke new ground by
saying "shit!" On television,
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Making shit officially okay
to say around the country.
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A recent poll shows
that 24% of americans
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Think the show has pushed
the envelope too far,
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While a whopping 76%
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Say they don't really
give a shit.
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In other news,
a strange virus
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Which causes victims to
vomit up their intestines
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Is making life shitty
for a small farming community.
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Rick watts
has the story.
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Thanks, tom, shit is
certainly going down
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Here in the small town-
Rah rah rarlb!
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Whoa, shit!
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All right, children,
in lieu of the common usage
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I'm supposed to clarify
the school's position
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On the word "shit".
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Wow, we can say "shit"
in school now?
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Oh, this is
ridiculous.
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Just because they say it
on tv, it's all right?
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Yes, but only in the figurative
noun form or the adjective form.
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Heh?
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You can only use it
in the non-Literal sense.
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For instance:
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"That's a shitty
picture of me."
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Is now fine.
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However, the literal
noun form of
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"This is a picture of shit,"
is still naughty.
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I don't get it.
Me neither.
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The adjective form is now
also acceptable.
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"The weather
outside is shitty."
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However, the literal adjective
is not appropriate.
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For example:
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"My bad diarrhea made the inside
of the toilet bowl shitty,
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"And i had to clean it
with a rag
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Which then also
became shitty."
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That's right out.
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S... s...
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Shit!
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Very good, timmy.
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Ah, ms. Choksondik.
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Can we say it
in the expletive?
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Like, "oh shit!"
Or "shit on a shingle"?
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Yes, that's now fine.
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Wow, this is
gonna be great-
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A whole new word.
It's not new!
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I'm gonna look "shit" up in
the encyclopedia and prove it.
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Don't mind kyle, everyone,
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He's just got a little
sand in his vagina.
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There's no sand
in my vagina!
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Boys, watch your
language, shit!
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And so children, instead of
saying, "hand in your papers."
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I may now say,
"hand in your shit."
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Any questions?
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What about, "i have to
take a shit"?
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No, no, filmore!
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You can say, "i have to
poop and shit."
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Or "oh shit,
i have to poop."
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But not
"i have to shit."
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Are we all clear?
No! No!
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Look, it's all
about context.
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For example, recently
i have come out
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And admitted that
i was a homosexual- I'm gay.
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That means that now i can say
the word- "Fag".
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On tv, they usually
don't allow- "Fag".
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But because i'm gay
it's all right.
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And with the new approval
of the word "shit",
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That means that
finally i am free to say...
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? Hey there
shitty shitty fag fag?
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? Shitty shitty fag fag
how do ya do?
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? Hey there
shitty shitty fag fag?
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? Shitty shitty fag fag
how do you do?
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Oh, this is great.
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Well, that store
has such lovely shit.
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Yeah, too bad i don't have
shit for cash right now.
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Ohh, looks like the weather
might turn shitty.
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Oh, i don't really
give a shit.
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I've done enough shit
outside today and shit.
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Shit, peter,
you look like shit.
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No shit, i feel like shit.
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I think i-
Blargg blargg!
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Holy shit!
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Did you see
that shit?!
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What kind of
shit is this?
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That is some
weird shit.
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Susan, your shit's ready!
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You know where
this shit goes?
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Shit if i know.
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Nice going,
shit for brains.
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? Old macdonald
took a shit?
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? E-I-E-I-O?
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Dumb shit!
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? Hey there
shitty shitty fag fag?
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? Shitty shitty fag fag
how do ya do?
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? Hey there-?
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Oh shit, excuse me.
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Hey, watch it, fag!
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What did you call me?
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I called you a fag.
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Because i'm gay, and that means
i'm free to use the word "fag"!
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So piss off,
you fag shitter.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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? Hey there
shitty shitty fag fag?
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? Shitty shitty fag fag
ba doop a doop doo?
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This sucks.
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Now that shit's out, it
isn't fun to say it anymore.
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Yeah, they've taken all
the fun out of "shit".
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We're gonna have to start
saying other bad words,
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Like "cock" and
and meecrob.
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What's "meecrob"?
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That stuff you get as an
appetizer at thal food restaurants.
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Meecrob is way grosser
than shit, dude.
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I'd scarf down a whole
wet bucket full of shit
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Before i ate another
plate of meecrob.
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You guys, you guys!
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I looked up
the word "shit".
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I think it might have something
to do with people dying.
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What?
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Haven't you noticed
everyone getting sick?
248
00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:42,454
It all started when they
said "shit" on television.
249
00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,206
Oh kyle, you are
so full of meecrob.
250
00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:45,924
I am not full
of meecro- What?
251
00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:49,395
Look, the word "shit" first
showed up in english in the 1340s,
252
00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,997
The same time as something
called "the black death".
253
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:52,865
What's that?
254
00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:54,599
Kyle, do you still have
sand in your vagina
255
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,901
About us not going to
lion king with you?
256
00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,202
I mean, shit, dude,
let it go.
257
00:08:57,636 --> 00:08:58,720
Look, it might be
coincidence,
258
00:08:58,755 --> 00:08:59,805
But i think
we better ask someone.
259
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,540
Come on!
260
00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:12,349
A 75 share- My god, i never
thought it was possible.
261
00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:14,987
Sir, your "shit" idea has
turned the entire network around.
262
00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,156
We're proud to work for you.
263
00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:19,758
Sir, i'd just like to
take this opportunity-
264
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,458
And i'm sure i speak
for all of us-
265
00:09:21,493 --> 00:09:24,530
When i say, you are the most
creative genius in hollywood.
266
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:28,000
And well, i'd let you
have me if you wanted.
267
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,169
Thanks, roger, but i've
only just started.
268
00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:31,704
You see, i've
already figured out
269
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,205
Our new marketing
scheme-Technique
270
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,740
For the next
run of shows.
271
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,241
Whoa!
He's unstoppable.
272
00:09:36,675 --> 00:09:38,410
What's the new idea?
I can hardly wait.
273
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,676
I'm about to
piss myself.
274
00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:44,049
This saturday, onhbc,
we're going to say...
275
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,018
"Shit"...
276
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,918
Twice.
277
00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,688
Twice!
Brilliant.
278
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:50,989
Think of the
repetition.
279
00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:53,375
It's like saying it
once, but double.
280
00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:55,327
Well, gentlemen,
let's get on it.
281
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,628
Ho!
Ho!
282
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,665
? Baby
you are so fine?
283
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,931
? And shit?
284
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:03,135
? The shit you do
the shit you say?
285
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,304
? I'll jump on
your shit any day?
286
00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,605
Oh, hello there,
children.
287
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,871
Hey, chef.
288
00:10:07,906 --> 00:10:09,641
Chef, do you know where
shit comes from?
289
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,394
Uh, from your ass,
children.
290
00:10:11,429 --> 00:10:13,112
No, no, no-
The word "shit".
291
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,378
Ohh...
292
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,148
Detective sandy vagina here
thinks that "shit"
293
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,317
Might have something to do
with everyone getting sick.
294
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,052
It said in my book
that the word "shit"
295
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,318
Started the
exact same time
296
00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,088
As something called
"the black death".
297
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,257
The black death?
Are you sure?
298
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,209
What's the
black death, chef?
299
00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:28,727
Latoya jackson,
children.
300
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,028
Ohh!
301
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:32,631
But i think back in those days
it meant something else-
302
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,632
The plague.
303
00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:39,138
It says here the word "shit" has
been around for over 600 years.
304
00:10:39,571 --> 00:10:41,740
It comes from the anglo-Saxon
word "scite".
305
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,440
Right, but in the 1340s,
306
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,776
People in england
stopped calling it "scite"
307
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,945
And started
calling it "shit"-
308
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,645
The same year as
the black plague.
309
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,283
This is the oldest book
in the library-
310
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,886
A priceless original of
england's history.
311
00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:56,922
Just about everything you could
want to know about the plague
312
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,657
Is in this great tome.
313
00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,693
Oh, shit.
314
00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:05,164
Well, this other book has
some good information too.
315
00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,864
The black plague-
316
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,417
Over half of europe
was killed by it.
317
00:11:08,452 --> 00:11:09,935
Look, they're puking out
their intestines
318
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,670
Just like the people here.
319
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:12,971
Look at this, children,
320
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,140
It says the people in england
believed the plague was a curse.
321
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,840
"A dark magic infliction
322
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,912
Brought on by a mass utterance
of a word of curse."
323
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,213
Word of curse?
324
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,648
A... curse word.
Of course!
325
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,286
I've never even thought about why
we use the term "curse word" before.
326
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,888
Because it brings a curse,
like the black death.
327
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,155
You guys, look here.
328
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,890
In this
"nancy drew" mystery
329
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,093
Nancy goes to the beach and
gets sand trapped in her shoe.
330
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,696
This could explain how
kyle got it in his vagina.
331
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,997
Cartman,
this is serious!
332
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,697
So am i, kyle.
333
00:11:40,732 --> 00:11:42,034
If that sand in your vagina
doesn't get released
334
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,769
You could become
a walking time bomb.
335
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,070
Heh, heh, heh.
336
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,638
If you don't mind
i'll have to close up now.
337
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,709
They're going to say "shit"
seven times on hbc and-
338
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,010
Blargg,
blarg-Blarg-Blarg!
339
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,144
Holy shit!
Oh-Ho, gross!
340
00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:55,914
Dude, this plague is
spreading like wildfire.
341
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,951
Uh-Oh.
342
00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:00,217
Uh-Oh.
343
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,770
Kenny's got it,
heh, heh.
344
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,197
We gotta
do something, chef.
345
00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:04,555
If we don't stop
that network
346
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,325
"Shit" will become an even
more acceptable word.
347
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,927
Children, we've got to warn
those producers in hollywood
348
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,397
That the plague and "shit",
could be linked.
349
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,169
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
350
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,338
If you look out the right side
of the aircraft
351
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,073
You can see some
interesting shit.
352
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,773
And over on the left side
353
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,375
There's some
interesting shit too.
354
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,579
We should be arriving in
los angeles in about two hours.
355
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,314
Until then, we invite you
to sit back, relax
356
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,049
And enjoy our
shitty service.
357
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,519
God damn it, kenny, don't
get your plague germs on me!
358
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,255
Cartman, stop
being an asshole!
359
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,630
The ratings are in, sir.
360
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,365
We broke another
record last night
361
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,870
With the show that
said "shit" seven times.
362
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,171
Where is the roof
on this thing?
363
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,340
I mean, how can we
top ourselves now?
364
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,474
Gentlemen, i have it.
365
00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:00,112
The end-All, greatest marketing
ploy of all time.
366
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:07,017
Tonight, on hbc, we will air
all our sitcoms live
367
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,956
And have everyone say "shit"
in place of their written lines.
368
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,992
And we'll call it
"must shit tv".
369
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,259
Bravo!
370
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,595
Night of a
million shits!
371
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,764
Now, doing this live
will be difficult, so we-
372
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,065
Hold on a minute,
mr. Producer.
373
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,331
Who are you?
374
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:23,101
My name is chef, and
these are the children.
375
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,235
We've come to
warn you about "shit".
376
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,439
Oh brother, another
christian protest group.
377
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,174
Who wants to
take this one?
378
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,440
I'll get it.
379
00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:32,175
Gentlemen, we appreciate
your concern.
380
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,512
Here at hbc,
the general goal is
381
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,646
Providing the highest, most
thought-Provoking entertainment.
382
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,416
How great is it that we live in a country
where an artist can express himself freely.
383
00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,116
That's not only the american
spirit, it's the hbc spirit.
384
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,320
Which allows us to make great family
programming, like "halo the turtle".
385
00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:43,020
And of course, everyone's
favorite show, "cop drama".
386
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,356
We can't thank you enough for
bringing your concerns to our network.
387
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,525
For it is you, the loyal hbc
viewer, who makes this great network.
388
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,694
And indeed, the great
country that it is.
389
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,996
All right now,
as i was saying-
390
00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:55,165
Hey, hold on a minute!
Are they still here?
391
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,369
Haven't you people noticed all
the strange things going on?
392
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,772
We think that
you might have caused it
393
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,140
By helping make "shit"
an everyday word.
394
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,242
Right, right.
395
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,309
It's true.
396
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,044
We think that word might be
plaguing our friend kenny.
397
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,346
Do you have any
proof of this?
398
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,647
No.
399
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,032
Then get out of here before
we have you thrown out.
400
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,984
But we can keep the
"halo the turtle" dolls, right?
401
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,552
Damn cracker-Ass
producers!
402
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,322
Now, what are we
gonna do, chef?
403
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,022
I don't know,
children.
404
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,226
I guess we got to get the word
out to people some other way.
405
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,395
Aaahh!
406
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,130
Oh shit!
407
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,432
Aaahh!
408
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,733
Stand aside!
409
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,937
All right, now we have to get all
our biggest names to say "shit".
410
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,455
And then
we're gonna-
411
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,539
Halt your evil plans!
412
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,806
Huh?
413
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,009
I possess the
"rune stone of undoing".
414
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,612
Who is in charge here?
415
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,312
Oh, no!
416
00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,950
You guys didn't hire me
a stripper for my birthday.
417
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,084
Oh, tell me
you guys didn't.
418
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,155
Show your true form, geldan,
lest you be afraid.
419
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:54,493
Your short time
in this world is at an end.
420
00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:57,095
Ach! The rune stone
has no effect.
421
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,414
You are not geldan.
422
00:14:58,449 --> 00:14:59,698
I never said i was.
423
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,398
You'll die anyway!
424
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,337
For you have spread
the word of curse.
425
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,957
Security!
426
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:10,507
Aach!
427
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,843
Who are you?
428
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,145
Take this.
429
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:14,880
What are we supposed
to do with it?
430
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,048
Ehhhgggh.
431
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,749
Now what?
432
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,952
We've got to find people who know
what the hell this is all about.
433
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,121
Children, we're gonna
have to go to the land
434
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,290
Of castles, knights
and kings.
435
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,797
Lords and ladies,
we bid you welcome
436
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,833
To the grandest casino
in the land-
437
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,834
Excalibur!
438
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:40,906
Take a free spin,
double your odds.
439
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,658
Excuse me,
do you work here?
440
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,376
How can i help you,
noble sir?
441
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,545
We need some help identifying
an ancient english stone.
442
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,245
A what?
443
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,414
It might hold the key
to a curse.
444
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:54,352
Uh, i can help get you some
credit or a comp meal perhaps.
445
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,321
Dude, we need help
from the british.
446
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,256
Look, kid,
this is just a casino.
447
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,558
I can't help you.
448
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,258
You know, not every
british person
449
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,895
Knows about wizards
and dragons and curses.
450
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,029
We just need help
identifying this.
451
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:08,667
A rune stone of gaelic!
Where did you get this?
452
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,402
You know what it is?
453
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,004
The skire once spoke
of such a stone.
454
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,058
Come, we must
see the sorcerer.
455
00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:19,042
Get ready for
must shit tv!
456
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:22,981
Starting now, four straight
hours of pure shit!
457
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,167
It's all live!
458
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,128
Hey... shit.
459
00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:29,019
Hey, shit.
460
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:32,055
Yeah, yeah shit.
461
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,126
This is it,
my greatest work.
462
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,694
Cocktails,
cocktails.
463
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,898
These americans
wish to see the skire.
464
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,067
Let us make haste
to the inner sanctum.
465
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,669
How could you foolish americans
bring the wrath of scorn
466
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,072
By mass chanting the word
of wretchedness?
467
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,406
Uh, yeah,
we didn't mean to.
468
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,043
Didn't you realize "shit"
is a curse word?
469
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,080
Well, yeah, but i don't think we
knew that "curse word" meant...
470
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,780
Curse word.
471
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,417
Ha, leave it to americans to
think that no means yes,
472
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,117
Pissed means angry
473
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,321
And curse word
means something
474
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,490
Other than a word
that's cursed!
475
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,045
Let me see the stone.
476
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,528
But i don't get it,
477
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,263
People use curse words
all the time.
478
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,033
Saying a word of curse once
in a while does nothing.
479
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,636
It's only when spoken
repeatedly and en masse
480
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,371
That the curse
takes place.
481
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,106
I've seen this before.
482
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,142
Stones that were used by the
knights of standards and practices.
483
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,276
Knights of standards
and practices?
484
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,480
A legion of men sworn to do
whatever necessary
485
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,215
To keep the words at bay.
486
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,167
But, they were
just a myth.
487
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,650
You know what?
488
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,769
You're dumb as shit.
489
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,854
Oh yeah?
490
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,554
Well, i don't really
give a shit.
491
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,758
You know, that word's
getting kind of old.
492
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,059
It's not really
funny anymore.
493
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,794
Yeah, they're gonna
have to come up with
494
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,329
A new swear word soon.
495
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,795
Well, they
can't use fag,
496
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,433
Because you can't say fag
unless you're a homosexual.
497
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,699
Really?
498
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,001
So we can't
say?
499
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,337
No, see,
you got beeped.
500
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,373
You mean you have to be a
to say?
501
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:56,640
That's right.
502
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,941
Well, that's not fair.
503
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,928
I should be able
to say fag.
504
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,880
Hey, you didn't
get beeped.
505
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:03,146
Uh-Oh.
506
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,482
Well, well, well,
guess we learned
507
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,085
Something new about you,
jimbo, you friggin' fag.
508
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,837
You wanna make out
or something?
509
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,520
Oh, man,
i am up shit creek.
510
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:12,941
Serves you right,
shit for brains.
511
00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,327
Man, how could i be
such a dumb sh-
512
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,363
Say not the word
of curse!
513
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,195
Ugh!
514
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,531
What the-?
515
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,833
Holy shit!
516
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,834
Oh boy, this show is really
reaching for plot now.
517
00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:27,472
The knights were formed to keep
curse words to a minimum.
518
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,075
Should a curse word ever be
let out, they would return.
519
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,243
A rune stone for each
word of curse was made,
520
00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:35,714
Representing each of the eight
words that so offended god.
521
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,015
Look, there's
the "f" word.
522
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:37,847
And asshole.
523
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,583
I knew it-
Meecrob!
524
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,884
Meecrobis
a curse word!
525
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,220
God must hate it
as much as i do.
526
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,486
Look at this.
527
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,221
The writing here
claims this stone
528
00:18:45,256 --> 00:18:47,824
Can defeat the evil geldan
who will arise
529
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,895
When the word of curse has been
said enough times to give him power.
530
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,064
Then all the world
will be destroyed.
531
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,366
All the world
destroyed?
532
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,233
My house too?
533
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,933
Oh, no!
What?
534
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,571
Tonight is the night of
a million shits on hbc!
535
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,306
It's gonna be said
over and over.
536
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,607
Then we haven't
much time.
537
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,873
We must go.
538
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,860
Turn off those devices
of broadcast!
539
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,777
What is going on here?
Stop this shit.
540
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:10,849
We are the royal order of
standards and practices!
541
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,885
We command you to stop
saying the curse word.
542
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,585
Listen,
mr. Shiny pants,
543
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,355
I am the head
of this network,
544
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,392
And i will say "shit"
all i want.
545
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,959
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
546
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,163
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit.
547
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,000
Shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit.
548
00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:30,802
Shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit!
549
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,683
Oh!
550
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:46,417
Oh my god!
551
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,719
Run, run!
552
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,888
Oh, shit.
553
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,158
And now back to
must shit tv,
554
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,326
Here on hbc.
555
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,762
He is too strong!
556
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,965
We cannot fight him
without the rune stone!
557
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,666
My, my god, sir,
558
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,436
What have you unleashed
upon the world?
559
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,622
I didn't know.
560
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:08,738
I didn't know!
561
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:12,243
I, i can't follow this
shitty storyline at all.
562
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,377
Wait!
563
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:18,316
Oh boy, that thing has really
got sand in its vagina.
564
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,352
The rune stone!
Face it towards geldan.
565
00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:25,907
Ah, dude, lame.
566
00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:27,551
Lame, bummer, dude.
567
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,160
What a stupid voice.
568
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:32,630
It's okay, the curse
has been lifted.
569
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:35,233
Yeah, we all gotta make sure
it doesn't come back.
570
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,968
You see, we've learned
something today.
571
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,137
Swearing can be fun,
but doing it all the time
572
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,837
Causes a lot of problems.
573
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,607
We're all saying
the "s" word too much.
574
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:43,908
Hey.
575
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,343
Look, gerald, kyle's on tv. Uh-Huh.
576
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,330
The knights of standards
and practices were created
577
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,282
To make sure that bad words
were kept to a minimum.
578
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,549
Curse words-
579
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,319
They're called that
because theyarecursed.
580
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,054
We have to go back to
only using curse words
581
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,789
In rare, extreme
circumstances.
582
00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,958
Besides, so much use
of a dirty word
583
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:01,658
Takes away from
its impact.
584
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,428
We believe in free speech
and all that,
585
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,729
But leaving
a few words taboo
586
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,464
Just adds to the fun
of english.
587
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,164
So please, everyone,
588
00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,802
From now on, you've got to try
and watch your language.
589
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,103
Yeah.
590
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,105
Yeah.
591
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,658
It makes sense.
Got that right.
592
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,141
Is this still
part of the show?
593
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,779
We're sorry, noble knights
of standards and practices.
594
00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:23,381
From now on,
we will obey your laws.
595
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,081
See that you do.
596
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,816
I'm very proud
of you children.
597
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:29,454
Let's all go home and find a
nice white woman to make love to.
598
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,189
Yeah, and
kenny didn't die.
599
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,158
Yeah, i didn't-
600
00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:35,058
Holy sh- Poop.
601
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,262
Ha, i love you guys.
602
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:39,430
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00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,599
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