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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes!
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Yessss!
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What is it, Kyle?
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I got fulfilled!
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It's all the stuff I ordered
for the bike parade.
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Yeah?
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Kyle, did you get your stuff?!
I got my stuff!
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Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny
got their stuff, too!
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Bring it all over
to my house!
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We gotta get ready
for the bike parade!
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Hey, were my boxes
there, too?
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No, Dad. These were special
deliveries from Jeff Bezos.
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We helped Amazon
with their strike,
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and he had
our orders shipped.
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Jeff Bezos?
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The founder and CEO
of Amazon?
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Yeah! We helped him find workers
to work during the strike.
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So he found
our orders and had them sent to us.
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Well, can he find my packages, too?
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No, I know. They said
the workers are still on strike.
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They don't know
when our orders will...
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Alexa, can I have
my stuff shipped
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from a different fulfill...
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No, that is a bad dog,
Banjo!
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Bad dog!
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Oh, yes!
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Oh! Oh! O...
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Jeff Bezos?!
Are you freakin' kidding me?!
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Why is Jeff Bezos
sending you packages?
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Do you even care
there's a strike going on?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rmhmhm.
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Bike parade?!
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Your dad is part of the strike,
you little shit!
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This whole town is suffering
because of Amazon,
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and you're out worrying
about a bike parade!
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I can't even believe
you would say that, Sharon!
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Randy,
it's time to face it.
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Your weed-farm idea
didn't work.
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You barely sell
to two people a day.
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It's the stupid
Amazon strike!
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I rely on things
for marketing, Sharon.
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A small business needs
products for exposure,
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and until those assholes
go back to work,
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small businesses
are gonna suffer!
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Ex-Excuse me.
Could I buy some weed?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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Out early today, huh?
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Yeah, it's this
stupid Amazon strike.
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None of my orders
are getting fulfilled,
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and I just need something
to take the edge off.
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Yeah,
tell me about it.
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Hey, are you
selling weed?
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Uh, yeah.
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My wife is going nuts
not getting her packages.
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I told her
I'd find her some kush.
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Yeah, the Amazon strike
really sucks.
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Hey, man, we're about to go
spend a day in a picket line.
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Can you sell us
some weed?
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You're strikers?
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Well, why don't you guys
get back to work
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so we can get
our packages?
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Hey, fuck you,
buddy!
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Okay, okay, hold on.
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Uh, lemme get
some more weed.
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Huh.
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It's day five
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of the Amazon
Fulfillment Center Strike.
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Nothing
has been resolved,
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and there is
ever-mounting tension
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between the striking
Amazon workers
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and the people
who want their stuff.
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Josh Carter
is an Amazon employee
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who suffered a horrific
workplace accident.
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In order to drum up support
for the strike,
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he's recently FedExed himself
to Washington.
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How are things going,
Josh?
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They're going
well, Tom. Thank you.
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You know,
what happened to me
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could happen to any worker
at a fulfillment center.
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I'm speaking
to Congress here
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and then heading back
to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.
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Meanwhile, Amazon says
it's training new workers
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to replace the strikers.
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However, because the workers
previously worked in a mall,
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they've had no human contact
for quite some time.
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Welcome to
the fulfillment center.
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I'm your floor manager,
Stephen Stotch.
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Rahghgh!
- Sssss!
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Being a fulfiller
isn't hard.
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Uh, you just follow
a few basic steps.
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You start by getting an order
on your fulfillment device.
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Uh, it's order 6,503.
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Mrs. Sandy Milner wants
a Luminart coffee grinder.
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So, you send that order
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to the first available
transaction robot.
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Okay, the robot
will locate the grinder
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and bring it
to the packing area.
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Arhghghgh!
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Now, put the coffee grinder
in the box to fulfill the order.
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Go on, put it in.
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This isn't
very fulfilling.
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Sure it is. You just
gotta get into it, okay?
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That's one order down.
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We have 12,400
more to go.
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All right,
there you go, friend.
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That's an ounce
of weed,
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and thanks for supportin'
small business. Next.
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Hey, could you sell me
more than an ounce?
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Sorry, friend.
That's the law.
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Us simple farmin' folk
respect the law and each other.
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No, it's fine.
I'll just go over
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to the Anderson Weed Farm
and buy more there.
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Well, don't buy weed
from them.
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Their weed sucks.
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It's a long way
to drive out here.
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Need to make it
worth my while.
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Shit!
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This whole Amazon strike
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has more people smoking weed
than ever.
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We have to make sure
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Tegridy Weed stays ahead
of the competition!
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We need to find a way
to get the weed to the people.
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Yeah, like a...
like a delivery service.
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Some way so people
don't have to drive out here
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and even see
the other weed farms!
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You know
what they got?
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They got these e-scooters
nowadays.
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You mean the things that almost
killed us all on Halloween?
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Yeah, I 'member.
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What if we use e-scooters
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to get the weed
directly to the customers?
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Holy shit.
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We could have Tegridy
all over town.
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What the...
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Stephen!
Stephen, it's a miracle!
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I don't understand.
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Look, Dad!
A whole-new bicycle!
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I'll win the bike parade
for sure!
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You must have gotten
our Prime membership back!
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I guess I did.
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The bigwigs promoted me
to manager.
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I've been training
new employees.
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When did all this stuff arrive?
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It just came a few hours ago.
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Oh, Stephen, you did it!
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Your townspeople
are beginning to learn
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that cooperation
is rewarded by fulfillment.
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Now there's only one true enemy
who stands in our way.
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Tonight, he is giving a talk
on Marxist theory.
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How is the common worker
kept submissive?
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By the institutions
and the ideology
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of the bourgeoisie.
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We only ask for compassion,
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for a fair share
of the fruits of our labors.
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Yeah,
it's this Saturday.
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Everyone's
gonna watch.
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You girls should
come check it out.
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Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.
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Hey, Larry!
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You gettin' excited
for the bike parade?
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Yeah, I guess
I'm lookin' forward to it,
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I dunno.
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Wow.
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I guess my bike could be
in the bike parade.
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I-I hadn't really
thought about it.
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Uh, y-you girls
check out the flags
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on the back
of my bike?
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They're...
They're silk.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll see you there, Larry.
Later, girls.
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Hmph.
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Yippieeeeeee!
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Amazon boxes?!
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It might be!
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Yes?!
Oh.
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Hello, sir.
I have your weed delivery.
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My what?
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Oh, that's mine.
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There you are,
ma'am.
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Enjoy your Tegridy.
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You got a...?
Are... Are we splitting that?
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Get your own.
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Do you have more?
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We're here to please
the customer!
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Dude,
we did it.
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They look
amazing.
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There's no way
we can't win, you guys.
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We are going to kill
at the bike parade.
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We finally did it.
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We worked together,
we overcame adversity,
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and everything is finally
gonna be cool again.
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All right,
Kenny's here.
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Come on, dude, we're gonna
take 'em for a test spin.
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Mrph rmhmhm.
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Mrph rmh rmphm.
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You're not gonna do
the bike parade?
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Why not?!
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Mrph rmhmhm,
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mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm.
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Commodity
fetishism?
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Mrph
rmh rmphm.
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Kenny,
you can't quit now!
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We have
a four-bike theme!
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Yeah, how do we do the changing
face of immigrants in America
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without
the Philippines?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmh.
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Kenny, no,
you can't do this!
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We've worked
so hard,
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and we've come so close...
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
My anxiety!
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My anxiety is going off,
you guys!
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Come on, Kenny,
don't be a dick.
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Mrph
rmhmhm rm!
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Mrph rmh
rmphm mrph!
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Oh, my God.
We did so much!
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We went through all this,
and he just quits?!
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That's it!
That's it!
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I'm gonna shoot up
the school!
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Don't shoot up
the school.
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No, 'cause it's not fair!
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You work your ass off
for nothing,
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and now
my anxiety's back,
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and I'm gonna shoot up
the schoooooool!
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Here come
the temp workers!
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Scabs!
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Scabs! Scabs!
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Scabs! Scabs! Scabs!
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Yeah, it's not always easy
being a fulfiller,
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but I think,
eventually,
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you'll find
it's a rewarding job.
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I don't really care.
I just want my stuff.
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If I have to work at Amazon
to get my packages,
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then so be it.
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Stotch!
Hey, Stotch!
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What do you want,
Stewart?
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I just thought
you'd want to know
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the kind of people
you're selling out for.
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What are you
talking about?
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It's Josh, man.
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He's gone missing.
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How's it going?
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How's it look
like it's going?
254
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,253
There's no way we're gonna win
this stupid bike parade.
255
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,792
Our bikes
aren't so bad.
256
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,336
Face it, Stan!
Our bikes suck!
257
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,049
We're gonna lose!
258
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,431
We're gonna be the laughingstock
of the whole thing!
259
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,717
Kyle's right.
I already bragged to everyone
260
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,413
we were gonna beat them like bitches
at the bike parade.
261
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,915
We're gonna look
like total douchebags.
262
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,056
I thought the four of us
were unstoppable.
263
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,065
We are, it's just
Kenny fucked us again.
264
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,522
I wish there never was
a bike parade.
265
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,107
Yeah.
266
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,442
Hey...
267
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,321
What if there wasn't?
268
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,698
What?
269
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,985
What if the bike parade
got canceled?
270
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,556
We're never gonna
win the bike parade,
271
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,072
but if we get it canceled,
then everybody loses.
272
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,990
How do we get
the bike parade canceled?
273
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,784
How do you get anything
cancelled?
274
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,169
You bitch about it
being insensitive!
275
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,545
Hey, yeah.
276
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,798
We can go to the mayor
and force her to cancel it.
277
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,802
What's offensive
about a bike parade?
278
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,008
Kyle, you small-minded
piece of shit.
279
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,014
We should cancel you
just for saying that.
280
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,345
Oh, I get it.
281
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,518
Yeah!
282
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,684
Yeah!
283
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,186
Everybody loses,
you guys.
284
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,310
Do you know who I am?
285
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,728
Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
286
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,647
And you are Josh,
287
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,033
former Amazon employee who
suffered a workplace accident.
288
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,865
You were wrongly packaged
into a box,
289
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:45,869
and now, if any one
tries to open it,
290
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,621
your insides
will burst apart.
291
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,032
So, you seek revenge.
292
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,997
This isn't about revenge,
Bezos.
293
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,106
It's about the production
of too many useful things
294
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,292
resulting in too many
useless people.
295
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,378
See how the box
ridicules commercialism
296
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,838
in order to try and feel
better about itself.
297
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,378
Damn you!
298
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,218
You made everything nice and
convenient, didn't you, Bezos?
299
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,929
But humans are more
than consumers.
300
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,218
That's very eloquent...
301
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,636
for a box...
302
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,693
a box that is the last thing
standing in the way
303
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,558
of real economic progress
for this town.
304
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,101
What are you gonna
do to me?
305
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,611
I'm not going
to do anything to you.
306
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,149
- Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.
- Ok.
307
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,324
Hello, children.
308
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,330
Uncle Jeff has
a surprise for you!
309
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,833
Who wants a special present
for the bike parade?
310
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,413
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
311
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,123
Oh, my God.
312
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,163
Whoever opens the box
gets what's inside.
313
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,425
No! No, don't give in
to your consumerism, kids!
314
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,890
It's mine! It's mine!
I got it! I get it!
315
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,309
Every year,
I win the bike parade.
316
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,354
It's the one thing
I care about.
317
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,342
Now, there's kids out there
who have better bikes than me
318
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,734
because you won't get off
your ass and work, Dad!
319
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,870
Larry, I want to!
But I'd be a no-good traitor.
320
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,701
Can't you understand?!
321
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,957
All I understand
is that you suck!
322
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,754
Where are
you going?
323
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,209
Son's right.
324
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,694
Picket line or not,
I'm gonna cross it...
325
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,926
right now!
326
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,587
Hello, sir.
I have your weed delivery.
327
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,764
Oh, my weed.
328
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,301
Forgot I ordered that.
329
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,808
Oh, hey, listen,
we have an app now.
330
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,258
You can keep track
of your orders
331
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,516
and get your Tegridy
delivered even faster.
332
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,851
Oop.
There's an order now.
333
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,839
The first thing we've got to do
to get the bike parade cancelled
334
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,944
is raise awareness.
335
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,914
Yeah. We're gonna need
poster boards, markers,
336
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,485
and lots of
glitter and glue.
337
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,991
I can't believe
Kenny bailed on us
338
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,153
just because he thinks
Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
339
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,557
Yeah. How can somebody who
gives you whatever you want
340
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,581
be a bad guy?
341
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,996
It's locked.
342
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,628
They're closed.
We're all closed.
343
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,413
Our coffee shop...
everything.
344
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:02,860
But we're outraged
about something.
345
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,045
We need glitter
and glue.
346
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,196
Yeah, well, when the Amazon
fulfillment center opened,
347
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,132
everything else
went out of business.
348
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,047
I let it happen.
349
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,556
I thought the
fulfillment center
350
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,763
would be nothing but great
for the town.
351
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,020
Instead, it's...
It's buried us.
352
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,182
But it's Christmas.
353
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,601
It's Christmas,
and we've no presents...
354
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,565
no decorations,
355
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,695
and there's no one
who can help us.
356
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,234
Look!
357
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,698
Ho ho ho ho!
358
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,454
It's Santa!
359
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,285
It's a miracle!
360
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,501
I heard some people here might
need a little Christmas magic.
361
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,384
We sure do, Santa!
362
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,420
It's only a couple
weeks until Christmas,
363
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,385
and we don't have
any presents!
364
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,016
Well, that's no problem
for the hometown
365
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,223
of my favorite
holiday poo!
366
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,059
Where is Mr. Hankey?
367
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,440
Where is that old bundle
of Christmas cheer?
368
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,772
We...
369
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,408
We had to get rid
of Mr. Hankey.
370
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,034
Got rid of him?
371
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,537
Uh, Mr. Hankey
did something bad,
372
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,618
and we were forced
to make him...
373
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,158
leave.
374
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,335
Forever.
375
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,790
Jesus. What'd he do?
Fuck a kid?
376
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,455
No, he...
377
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,214
He tweeted some...
378
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,091
inappropriate things.
379
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,347
He tweeted some
inappropriate things?
380
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,976
Oh, you bunch of
fuckin'...
381
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,138
I'm getting back
in my sleigh now.
382
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,306
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait! Please!
383
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,644
Merry Christmas!
384
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,902
Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos'
dick, you bunch a cunts!
385
00:15:52,410 --> 00:16:00,500
♪ Christ the savior
is born ♪
386
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,081
Continuing with
non-stop holiday music.
387
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,088
Here's a song from that
hot new group, The PC babies.
388
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,749
It's a song about how
the idea of Mrs. Claus
389
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,713
perpetuates
female stereotypes.
390
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,630
It's called
"Jingle All the Waggghgh."
391
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,853
Hey, Dad...
392
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,059
listen...
393
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,064
I don't need
anything more.
394
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:29,069
I mean, if I don't win that
bike parade, I don't care.
395
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,900
I have you guys,
and that's more important
396
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,735
than a bike parade
will ever be.
397
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,491
No it isn't,
Butters.
398
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,027
I want to quit
working for Amazon.
399
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,618
I want to join my friends
in striking, but...
400
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,749
I know that you have to have
your stuff to be happy.
401
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,706
No, I don't dad.
402
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,747
You need your Amazon Prime shows
and your music and your books
403
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,460
and your things
delivered to your door,
404
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,468
like little presents to yourself
that make you feel satisfied.
405
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,596
I can live without those things,
but you can't.
406
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,301
That's why...
407
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,341
I'm gonna continue
to work at Amazon...
408
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,519
for you.
409
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,933
Hello, sir.
410
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,268
I'm with the
Tegridy Weed Company.
411
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,024
We're just making sure
folks are aware
412
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,652
of our new
rewards program.
413
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,437
What?
414
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,983
We now have three levels
of membership for our weed.
415
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,779
There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus,
and Tegridy Elite.
416
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,370
But you don't want to be elite,
'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
417
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,632
It's just such bullcrap,
you guys.
418
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,964
Such bullcrap.
419
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,379
How come everything out there
is getting cancelled,
420
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,221
but when it comes to us,
we just can't do it?
421
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,478
I mean, are we supposed
to just keep going?
422
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:48,106
Just go on, making total
asses of ourselves?
423
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,562
No.
424
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,068
No. The problem is that,
when it comes to outrage,
425
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,118
your average person
actually doesn't give a shit
426
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,148
unless it has something
to do with them.
427
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,987
That's right.
We've been selfish.
428
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,760
We can't get the parade
cancelled for us.
429
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,532
We have to do it for
all the other people
430
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,809
who want it cancelled, but their
voices aren't being heard!
431
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,041
Yeah. What, did we think
this was a fucking joke?
432
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,542
The bike parade
is offensive,
433
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,112
and the government thinks they
can just force it on everyone!
434
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,004
Come on!
I'm actually pissed off now!
435
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,389
Mayor, We demand you cancel
the bike parade!
436
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,141
It is nihilistic and out of
touch with progressive thinking!
437
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,220
What's the matter?
438
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,640
Afraid you wouldn't win?
439
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,058
It's him.
440
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,818
The bike parade
was quite useful to me.
441
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,026
You see, people will do
anything to have fulfillment.
442
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,940
They finally realized
the only way to get it
443
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,532
would be to all work for
the fulfillment center.
444
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,288
Who would use a bike parade
like some $20 hooker?
445
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,539
Kenny was right
about you.
446
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,325
You're a bad guy.
447
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,209
Oh, you mean your little
socialist friend?
448
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,917
Yes, he's starting to
rattle his sword, now, too.
449
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,332
Alexa, kill Kenny.
450
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,091
Okay.
I'll kill Kenny for you.
451
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,092
No!
452
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,503
Why are you
doing this?
453
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,093
Don't you see
I'm trying to help?
454
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,303
Before, there was war
between classes,
455
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,639
customers and workers
at odds.
456
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,895
All I've done is create
the new class...
457
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,772
the consumer/worker.
458
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,227
The future.
459
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,438
Right now, your parents,
your teachers,
460
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,944
everyone you know
are showing up
461
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,854
to work
at the fulfillment center,
462
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,821
and I'm afraid you are all
going to lose the bike parade.
463
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,986
Bezos!
464
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:29,534
Bezos!
465
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,702
Bezos!
466
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,212
Bezos!
467
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,470
Hello, Bezos.
468
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,676
You can take
your fulfillment center
469
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,263
and fulfill it
right up your ass!
470
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,803
You see, there's one thing
you didn't count on,
471
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,721
and that's Tegridy.
472
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,642
Just look in the eyes
of these people.
473
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,902
Everyone has
Tegridy now...
474
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,609
Tegridy that you
will never understand.
475
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,695
We aren't just different classes
of people anymore.
476
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,360
We are a town.
477
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,904
Are you all high?
478
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,164
No... No...
479
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,744
Why do you ask that?
480
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,002
Because I'm over here.
481
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,582
Oh.
Hang on...
482
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,292
Hold on.
Okay, I got it.
483
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,673
Anyways...
484
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,963
You see, Tegridy is something
that can't be understood
485
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,594
by big corporations.
486
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,379
Oh, they'll try to package
Tegridy,
487
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,765
but only I can really package
Tegridy.
488
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,454
I got more money now
'cause of Tegridy.
489
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,301
That's 'cause
I figured out
490
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,764
how to get Tegridy
to everyone.
491
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,058
And that's... now everyone is
in this state of Tegridy
492
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,271
that's impenetrable.
493
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,933
Am I making sense?
494
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,146
No!
495
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,687
The point is,
nobody's coming to work for you.
496
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,859
So you can take your whole plan
and fulfill it somewhere else!
497
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,489
Damn you, Tegridy!
498
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,245
♪ Ice cold beer,
down-home Days ♪
499
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,539
♪ Country music
and bike parades ♪
500
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,254
We got Tegridy
all around
501
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,634
- ♪ Round ♪
- ♪ Round ♪
502
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,156
♪ That's life livin'
in our Colorado town ♪
503
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,261
I guess they
are offensive.
504
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,893
♪ We don't need nothin'
from big corporations ♪
505
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,429
♪ We don't need progress
or fancy educations ♪
506
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,894
♪ Maybe our Tegridy
keeps us down ♪
507
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,274
♪ Down ♪
- ♪ Down ♪
508
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,652
♪ But that's life livin'
in our Colorado town ♪
509
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,687
Hey, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
510
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,731
Sure are, Butters!
511
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,447
♪ Now, we gotta learn to live
without boxes every day ♪
512
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,078
♪ We might wake up tomorrow
and wonder why they went away ♪
513
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,534
♪ Guess you might call us
a bunch of white trash hicks ♪
514
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,949
♪ Hicks ♪
- ♪ Hicks ♪
515
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,040
♪ But at least we ain't suckin'
no Bezosian Dicks ♪
516
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,830
Tegridy Weed.
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00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,796
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