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Hey, babe. So, we've been together a
real long time.
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And I noticed things have been slowing
down in the bedroom.
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Like, I can admit that.
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I was thinking, like, maybe we should go
to a sex store or something like that.
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Maybe we find some toys we could use.
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What do you think?
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Well, we have plenty of toys already.
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Okay. So, what about, like, another
person?
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Another person? I've never thought about
that.
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It just can't be anybody. Like, who do
you have in mind?
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Like, what about your best friend, at
least?
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Ace? Yeah.
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My best friend, Ace? You know, I've
known him for a long time.
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But you just said it couldn't be
anybody.
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That's true. That's true.
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Maybe Ace is the best candidate because,
you know, I trust him. He's been here.
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You're comfortable with him.
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I think you've been eyeing Ace for quite
some time, haven't you?
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That's besides the point.
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Okay.
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Okay, well, you know, let's find out
what Ace is doing. The CD is available
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right now.
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How about that? Are you up for it right
now? Yeah.
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Okay. Let me give him a call and see if
he wants to come over.
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Okay.
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Ace, what's up, man?
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Are you busy right now?
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No?
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Can you do me a favor and come over?
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Me and my girl need help. We're putting
up something, and you're taller than us,
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so we need your help.
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Could you come over?
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I'll see you in five minutes.
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Okay. Bye -bye.
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He's coming.
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You better be excited.
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I'm just going to lay it on him. When he
comes over, I'm just going to lay it on
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him and see what he's doing.
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Okay.
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So, man, thanks for helping me out with
those kitty hands.
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Yeah, no problem. I couldn't reach you,
man.
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I'm not as tall as you, you know. I know
you're always going to live on me.
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Yeah, but hey, we didn't actually bring
you here for that.
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Why don't you have a seat?
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I mean...
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Just have a seat. Trust me.
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So here's Amy again. My girl. So Amy,
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don't you have something to tell Ace?
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We have one. Yeah, tell him the idea.
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So we're trying to make things more
spicy in the bedroom.
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And we just wanted to know if you could
help.
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Yeah, I'm for real.
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Y 'all need me to go to Walmart?
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No, no.
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No, like. Right here.
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Participate.
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Participate? Mm -hmm. Like, all day.
See? Oh.
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All day. I thought y 'all were talking
about seasoning.
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No. Seasoning?
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No. You serious, bro? I'm serious.
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Like, you're my best friend. And you
gotta be someone I trust. Like, she
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to do this. Like, she's so excited.
She's so ready.
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This is set up.
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No, it's not a set up. I promise you.
She'll do it.
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Prove to him that we're not kidding.
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Tease him a little bit.
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I'm serious.
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I'm serious.
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I'm serious.
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I'm serious. I'm serious.
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I'm serious.
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I'm
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serious.
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Oh look,
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the ball's coming off.
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She's so excited, the ball's coming off.
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Are you excited baby? Yes!
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Finally
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got
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them.
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Right where you want them.
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Look how excited she is.
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Aw. You haven't been excited in a long
time.
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Yeah,
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I know. I know.
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Come on ahead. Do your best.
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Thank you.
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So huge.
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I know.
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That's why we picked him, right?
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That's falling down.
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We should have set this up a long time
ago.
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I'm sure we'll have other opportunities.
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Enjoy it.
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My best friend has some hidden talents.
What do you know about them?
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like this.
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He's very flexible.
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That's true.
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Wow. Do you think we feel like that?
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Yeah.
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I can't do that.
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No?
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You're such a good friend.
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Oh, that's fun.
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Yeah.
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I'm so glad you love me now. Me too.
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Yeah, it's so deep.
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You feeling this tummy? Yeah.
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Wow.
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I don't know.
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Ooh, yeah.
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I haven't felt like this in a long time.
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Oh, fuck.
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I hear it.
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I hear it.
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Have you agreed to this? Yes.
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Oh,
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I feel so good.
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Oh,
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wow.
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That lifts you up. Oh, God.
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Wow.
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Are you having fun?
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Yes.
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I'm going to help you take your shoes
off.
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Shoo!
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I'm going to start calling him Big Ace
now.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Wow.
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Wow. Wow.
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Good.
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That's me.
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Are you happy with your life? Yeah, very
happy with my life.
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Yes.
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Mr. Ink.
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Mr. Ink.
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Mr. Ink.
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Mr. Ink. Mr. Ink.
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Mr. Ink.
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I'm squeezing my hand tight.
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Look at that.
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Oh, that
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feels good.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh,
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it's hurting.
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Okay.
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So hard in my first year.
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Holy fuck, I like watching it.
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Oh my god.
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I feel so good.
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I know.
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It looks like you're loving it.
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You're such a good friend.
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This is such a great idea.
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You needed this. After all those months
of us not doing anything together, you
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needed this.
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You need to have him come over all the
time, don't we? Yeah.
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I feel like I'm going to
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fall
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um um
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That's a lot. I could never do that
much.
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No. No, I could never do that much.
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Wow. Did you like it, girl? Yeah. Yeah,
I loved it.
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Huh? You did?
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We gotta have him come over again.
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Yeah, that was pretty funny.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing this weekend, Dave?
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Hey, Dave.
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You think you have any friends I could
fuck?
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