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So babe, what do you think about the
birthday dinner?
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You mean IHOP?
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I thought it was fucking great. The
coffee was wonderful.
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Don't you love it? The pancakes are
great. And the waffles and stuff. For a
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romantic birthday dinner, that's just
perfect.
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What? Why are you saying it like that?
Like, you didn't enjoy it?
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I thought it was great.
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Are you really this stupid?
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Did I really marry someone this fucking
stupid?
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If we have kids, they're going to be
dumb as fuck if they get your genetics.
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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I thought it was a great idea. I'm
sorry.
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For my birthday, you take me to fucking
IHOP. I couldn't even say a word the
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whole time. I was in shock.
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But you know what? I'm not surprised
because you do this shit all the time.
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my God. That's why I called your friend.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, that's why I called your friend.
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You called my friend? Mm -hmm. My best
friend. I called your best friend.
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Okay. He's coming over right now.
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And what's going to happen?
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Huh? I'm going to fuck him.
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You're going to do this to me just
because I took you to Idaho?
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I would have rather you not taken me
anywhere.
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Okay, okay.
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And you know what? Fuck those pancakes.
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I'm going to eat some big black cock.
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Oh, God. Okay. That's right.
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Oh, this can't be happening. That's
right.
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And you know what? You can't take care
of me like he can. I've already fucked
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him. Oh, God.
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We've been fucking for a long time, and
his dick is so fucking amazing.
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Oh, my God. He makes me cum like no one
ever has. Oh, when you're saying no.
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That's right.
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Oh. Your dick doesn't even compare to
his.
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But it's okay, honey. I'm going to fuck
him right in front of you. So you can
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watch. What? Yeah, you're going to
watch. You're going to watch me fuck
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don't want this. I want it.
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It's my birthday. Don't I get what I
want?
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Yes, you do.
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Yeah, but this is my birthday present.
So since you fucked up dinner.
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Okay, fine.
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I'm gonna have dessert.
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I don't think he'll do it. He's my best
friend. Why would he do this? He's my
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best friend. Sure, okay. Well, when he
comes over, you'll find out.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Whoa,
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what's he doing here?
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Um, well... Uh, apparently, she's been
telling me you guys have been fucking.
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I told him, babe, but hold on. He took
me to IHOP for my birthday.
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You did what?
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Yeah! I told you don't do that lame ass
shit.
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I thought it would be great. Why didn't
you listen to him? I thought it would be
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great. Bro, I told you. Now she's mad at
me, bro. Like, I don't understand. He's
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not much better than you. I told you to
don't do it. Oh, that was so dumb of me.
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So dumb.
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Oh, honey, I want you to watch.
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Keep your eyes right here and watch
what's going to happen.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to do all kinds of things to
his dick.
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Stuff that I'll never do with you.
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Okay.
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Best friend.
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I'm sorry, man, but she meant it.
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Talking about you for a minute, so...
Yeah, like, you know, he's my friend,
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I mean, as a best friend, bro, I just
kind of picked up where you couldn't,
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we're supposed to. Me? He's my teamwork.
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He's helping. You know?
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You make me money. I pleasure your wife.
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Our friendship's good, so... I can't
believe this is happening.
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You know?
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Everybody's happy.
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Yeah.
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You ain't compliant.
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I'm sorry you got to see this, but... I
think he needs to see it. Think of it
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like a lesson. You're going to learn the
right way to do things.
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Okay? So just think of it that way.
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Move over.
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I'm going to put the real thing over
here. Okay.
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You're going to watch.
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Keep your eyes open.
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Okay, I'm watching.
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This is how a real cock gets sucked.
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I can't believe this, man.
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I mean, bro, somebody had to do it. All
because our tooth is in a long place to
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eat. Well, no, you've been fucking up
for a minute.
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You okay, man?
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It's been like a couple months now since
we've been going at it.
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It's a long time.
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And he never eats my pussy.
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Really? Yeah.
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Don't tell him everything.
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I will.
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I'm going to show you how to eat a
prosciutto man.
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Okay. And he can't fuck me. It feels
like he's poking me with a coffee
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God.
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Alright, that's never going to happen to
you.
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No,
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it might get lost in there.
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Might accidentally bite it off and
swallow it.
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You can just watch.
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I just wish that you were him.
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You're thicker than yours.
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This is a real fucking cock.
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How can I be expected to fuck you again
after I've had this?
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This is a real man.
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You're not a real man, honey.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm not sorry.
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I mean, yeah, this is a good business
partner.
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It just makes us a lot of money. That's
true.
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Yeah, I mean, he's a sweet guy and
everything, but, you know.
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He's not a real man like you are.
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Damn,
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man. I told you don't do that shit.
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He should have listened to you. He
should have listened to you.
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Now you gotta watch this.
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You're gonna watch me fuck him.
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He never eats my pussy. He never eats my
pussy.
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Come let me make up for me and him, I
guess.
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Like a friend should, you know?
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Like, bro, you got... You're so lucky
I'm a good friend.
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You're lucky he's a good friend to both
of us.
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I do stuff that you wouldn't do.
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You're all the while happy, so you can
be happy, so you can make us money,
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keeps me happy.
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See?
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He's doing all the heavy lifting, and
you just don't even appreciate it.
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What's wrong with you?
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Look at him.
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Eye up, bro.
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I know.
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With the money he makes?
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He'll hold this.
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you watching this and learning?
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I don't think you could ever do this
with your tongue though. Your tongue has
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sale.
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Buffet!
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Pull it up, babe.
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He doesn't feel sloppy and weird with
his tummy. It's just nice, soft, sensual
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kisses.
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He isn't like, you know, a hungry,
nervous dog like you are.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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it's so fucking good.
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He's just sucking it in.
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Oh,
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I'm just sliding my tight little pink
pussy down that big dick.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I feel like it just goes on forever.
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It's like ten dicks all in one pussy.
Just, oh, fuck. Every corner and
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nook and cranny inside me is full.
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I feel like it's going to come out my
fucking mouth any second.
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If we put yours next to it, it would,
like, just overshadow it so much.
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It would be like someone standing next
to the Eiffel Tower or something.
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Like, you know, you're just so kind with
them.
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I know. I know. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, the part on his dick is just
amazing.
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Get the little ones.
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Yeah,
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I might need a little lube real quick.
Yeah, why don't you get that? That's how
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you can make yourself useful, is by
getting lube. No, not that one. The
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one.
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I can't teach you anything.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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You should be.
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I'm sorry. I may read it. Yes, you know
I'm not.
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This is actually looking out to be a
really great arrangement.
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Yeah. I understand why you do this.
Yeah.
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Your friend can fuck me.
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And you guys, you know, can keep your
thing going.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh. Oh.
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up and down on that, and it still is
just going on forever.
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Ooh, fuck yes.
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Mm -hmm.
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Ooh, so good.
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Are you watching?
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Look at that. Watch him.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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You feel so fucking good. You're so
powerful.
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This powerful body. You're just such a
powerful man. You are so weak.
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I just wish you'd show up. You know,
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I think we need a bed extender because
his dick is so long it fucks me right
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across the bed. So that's what we can
use him for.
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Oh,
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yes. Yes.
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You can just watch every time from now
on.
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I've had it hiding from you. I don't
want to hide it from you anymore because
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you're such a pussy. It doesn't fucking
matter.
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Does he keep talking to me babe?
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Oh yeah.
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I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to
him.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh god, he fucks me.
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Yeah, see, he's doing you a favor.
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Thanks. No, I'm not going to dab you.
You took her to IHOP, bro.
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Okay. And I told you don't do that shit.
He told you not to take me there, and
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you still took me there, so this is what
you get. That's okay.
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From now on, we can all be happy.
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I promise I won't take you to IHOP
anymore. I mean, I'll keep her happy,
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guess you better.
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