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[music plays]
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I had to pee.
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As per usual.
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Huh. I do? No, I don't.
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-I do?
-[message alert]
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[laughs]
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No, I don't know how to do my makeup,
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because, uh,
I literally stabbed myself in the eye
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like three times today when I was trying
to put my mascara on.
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So... whoops.
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[message alert]
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Giggle, I would love for you
to do my makeup.
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We could play.
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[chuckles]
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FireMANdy, dragon, cut it out.
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Come on, you guys are so annoying.
I hate your inside jokes.
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You know, if you guys
don't get to the cumshow,
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I'm just gonna have to go off cam
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and I'm gonna do it without you, so...
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-Nobody wants that, right?
-[message alert]
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But really?
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I need it, so hurry up.
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Uh! Diggy, thank you.
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All right.
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Spanks.
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- Um...
- -[message alert]
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One... Oof.
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-Two...
-[message alert]
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-Three. Oh, my God, my butt's gonna hurt.
-[message alert]
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Four.
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And five.
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And one for good luck.
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[chuckles]
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Cut it out.
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No more jokes.
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Come on, guys. We are so close
to the cumshow, Tinker,
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I'm waiting patiently.
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[message alerts]
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-[multiple message alerts]
-Barney!
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Yellow log gets you bounces.
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-Ready?
-[message alert]
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-Huh, huh, huh...
-[message alerts]
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What is that? [chuckles]
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-Nice, Dumpy.
-[message alert]
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All right, two more.
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For you, Tiny.
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[message alert]
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Oh, thank you, Carpie,
you're so sweet.
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[message alert]
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-Oh, I love this song.
-[song plays]
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♪ Come with me ♪
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-♪ I wanna take you to my galaxy ♪
-[alert]
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♪ Let's move around inside your fantasy ♪
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Oh, yes, Barney!
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Finally. Okay. It's time to vote.
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You guys get to pick which one
will fit me just right.
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We have...
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little baby bear, which is ten tokens.
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He looks like a bear.
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And then we have Momma Bear
for 20 tokens.
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[message alerts]
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[chuckles]
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And then Big Papa Bear.
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[sighs]
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Bye, Can. Big Papa Bear is 50 tokens,
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and I don't know what this thing
is gonna do, but...
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We'll figure it out. Thank you, dumpty.
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Okay, vote.
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[multiple message alerts]
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Who will it be?
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Hm.
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Come on guys, choose one.
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Get it together.
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Okay, seriously, dude, fuck off.
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-Goodbye. Anyway...
-[message alert]
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What the hell?
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♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ Follow the stars and let go ♪
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All right, dude, does this turn you on
while you jack it in your mom's basement?
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Do you guys see this?
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[message alert]
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Carpy, come on.
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Fine.
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♪ Come with me ♪
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Is this what you want?
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Hm?
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Is it?
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I'll fucking do it.
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[multiple message alerts]
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[music continues playing]
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[message alert]
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[multiple message alerts]
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[message alerts continue]
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[laughs] Gotcha.
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[purring]
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Amazing. I think we really got 'em.
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Look! We're 53.
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We've worked so hard.
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Aren't you excited?
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Okay, you don't care. [kisses]
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-[beep]
-Have a great night.
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Have a great night. [blows kiss]
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Have a great night. [kisses]
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[sighs]
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[beep]
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Zombie girl says goodnight.
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Zombie girl says goodnight. [kisses]
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[ringing tone]
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Hey, Tink.
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How you feeling?
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[laughs] This chickadee's at 53.
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-Yes, she is.
-Yeah.
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I think asking you to cut up
your pussy was a nice touch.
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Oh, my gosh, yeah,
you really got the room riled up.
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-You make such a good anonymous visitor.
-Thank you.
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-BarnacleBob seems to like it.
-I know!
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I think I finally caught my whale.
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I hope so. I just worry you might be
trying to make another girl jealous.
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I don't care. He's a huge tipper.
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Tink, don't you want us to make
number one this year?
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Of course!
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Sixty-five to 53, that has to be a record.
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-You wanna take a nice bath, relax?
-Sure.
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Oh, tonight went so well! I told you
people are craving crazy shows.
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They are! Those guys get so nasty.
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Yeah. What the fuck was that?
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Are you kidding me? It was amazing.
It felt so real.
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[sighs] Anyway, how was the job hunt?
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Oh... you know.
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Well, you're in IT.
I'm sure you'll find something.
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No, yeah, I guess you're right.
I've been looking
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into maybe moving out of the state,
actually.
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-There's more opportunity, I guess.
-Fuck.
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Everyone's still online.
I should get back on.
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-Give them a chance to miss you.
-[doorbell rings]
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Food!
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Thank you.
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Oh! What's that?
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-Looks fancy.
-Sushi. [giggles]
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[ringing tone]
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You know what, Tink? Um...
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-I think I'm gonna go.
-Why, my chickadee?
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-Don't you wanna try the bubble bath?
-No, I do, I do.
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-I, um...
-[ringing tone]
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I'm just really tired.
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You know, next time, I promise.
Sorry, Tink. [kisses]
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-Hey, sweetheart.
-Barney!
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Hi!
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Did you like the show?
Number one, here I come!
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You're pretty wild, aren't you?
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-Oh, you know it.
-[message alert]
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-But seriously, thank you.
-Don't worry about it.
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Princess X has been slacking off.
You snooze, you lose.
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[laughs] I bet she's missing you
right now, huh?
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You look beautiful, even covered in blood.
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Mm!
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You know, I was thinking
about getting in this bath.
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Don't let me stop you.
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[message alerts]
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-Aww, thanks, Barney.
-Any time.
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[giggles]
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Let's have some fun.
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-[message alert]
-[giggles]
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-Ow.
-Do you want a unibrow for your date?
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[whimpers]
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I just don't understand why
you won't tell me his name.
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Because you would just go
chasing after him yourself.
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-You kidding?
-[man] Mom?
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I have no idea what hot knocks is,
so I just grabbed all of these.
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Okay. What do you think?
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Is my daughter a sweetheart,
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or a red vixen?
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[son] Can I go now?
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Sure.
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-Thank you.
-Don't forget to pick up the folding table
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-on your way home.
-Ugh. Fine.
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It's for your birthday.
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A little enthusiasm wouldn't kill you.
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You're gonna be there, right, Alice?
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-Alice.
-What?
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-Saturday.
-Yeah. No, Jordan, I'll get it off.
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That looks nice.
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When can I see your new place?
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I don't know. When I'm less busy.
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I really wish you wouldn't do that.
It's not a good look.
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[phone buzzes]
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[phone buzzes]
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[chuckles]
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Come on.
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-Hey.
-Jordo, come here.
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-So, guess what?
-What?
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I... I slit my throat last night.
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-Holy shit.
-[laughs]
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-That's actually kinda cool.
-Thanks.
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-Oh, it was fucking awesome.
-Dude.
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Seriously, everybody in my room loved it.
It was just like...
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I'm like this fucking close
to breaking top 50. I can taste it.
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Nice.
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Thanks, Jordan.
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[Jordan] Ahem.
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[whispers] Shut up. I'm gonna tell her.
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Mm, okay.
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I will. I just have to...
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My ranking needs to be better.
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-Sure, okay.
-[phone buzzes]
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-[Jordan] Wow, this is fun.
-[Alice] Oh, okay.
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Do you wanna see
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-all of the dick pics I get?
-Oh, God.
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Let's look through. Let's look at 'em.
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-What are you looking at?
-Look at them all.
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-They're just--
-She's texting a boy.
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-Alice?
-Yeah.
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Play hard to get.
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Make 'em want it.
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-Want it?
-Mom! Gross!
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-What do you know...
-You're hurting me.
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-Ah, no.
-about her date?
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-I don't know what you're talking about.
-Spill it!
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Shit, sorry.
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-Katie.
-Alice, hey.
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I did not know you worked here.
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You look so pretty.
Uh... Are you going out?
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Oh, no, I just...
I'm having, like, a dinner thing.
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So, how's... how's your life
and how's your family?
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Oh, they're good. Jordan's turning 17
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and we're having a party for him
on Saturday, so...
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Cool.
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[both chuckle]
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Uh, actually, I need napkins.
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-Could you show me where they are?
-Yeah, they're...
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-right this way.
-[laughs]
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[Katie] So what have you been up to again?
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Is everything okay?
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You should come.
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-Huh?
-To the party.
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You should come.
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-Jordan's party.
-I... I guess so, sure.
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-Sure. Uh...
-Good. Great.
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Napkins.
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Oh! Oh, my God.
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[laughs] Diggie sent me homemade cookies.
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-Aw, sweet.
-Isn't that sweet?
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He's such a sweetheart.
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Oh!
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Oh, Fox, you are gonna like these.
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-I will model them for you.
-Okay.
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Ready?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, Diggie knows how to make me feel
like a lady.
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Mm-mm!
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-So, um...
-[ringing tone]
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TINKERBOY
FGL VIDEO DECLINED
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[sighs] Jesus.
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I'm down to 55. How am I supposed
to hold my spot? Not sleep?
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I know. I cammed 70 hours this week
and my rank hasn't budged.
258
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,747
Ugh. Baby's number one
and she doesn't even try.
259
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,540
She barely even knows her guys.
260
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,918
I don't think Baby even registers rank.
261
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,544
She's on a whole 'nother level.
262
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,797
Well, that's the level
that I need to be on.
263
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,507
So let's do a cool show.
264
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,843
-They're popular.
-No, I don't do public shows.
265
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,930
I don't tell my guys I love them
and I don't fake my orgasms.
266
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,056
My rules.
267
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,557
What about a, um...
268
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,935
a swap show?
269
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,981
You know, like, every 1,500 tokens,
we swap personalities.
270
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,191
Hmm... Mm-mm.
271
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,443
No, I couldn't pull off
doing one of your crazy shows.
272
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,695
Oh, well, thank you.
273
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,782
What about a control show?
You would jump, like, 20 places, easy.
274
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,034
-And, we could do it from mine.
-No.
275
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,287
Cam Girl Clubhouse is,
like, so far out of my way.
276
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,039
-I just...
-Aaah.
277
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,376
No, if we do it there...
278
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,380
-No, no.
-Yes.
279
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,384
Picture it. A control show on a Vibatron.
280
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,094
We would kill it.
281
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh, God, Vibratron is so extreme.
282
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,472
I don't wanna ride--
283
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,141
No, no. I'll do it. I'll ride it.
284
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,892
That shit destroys your clit.
285
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,603
Really?
286
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,397
-Just trust me on this one.
-Okay.
287
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,357
[sighs]
288
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,278
-Stop it!
-[message alert]
289
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,488
-Is that better?
-Yeah.
290
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,614
[heavy metal playing]
291
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,658
-Fucking idiot.
-[message alert]
292
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,370
Major America,
293
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,664
can you even see what's...
294
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,668
It's dripping!
295
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,212
-[music playing]
-[message alert]
296
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,051
My cells are constantly changing, so my
water changes all the time, but most...
297
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,053
-[message alert]
-Her head...
298
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,597
[message alerts]
299
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,392
[multiple message alerts]
300
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,145
[laughs]
301
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,648
-Aw, I wanna come.
-[message alerts]
302
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,568
Hey, thanks, Boar.
303
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,653
[multiple message alerts]
304
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,408
Oh.
305
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,202
My pillow just stabbed me
with a feather.
306
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,621
[message alerts]
307
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,291
-[giggling]
-Go away, I'm studying.
308
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,376
[message alerts continue]
309
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,088
[ringing tone]
310
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,259
-[message alerts]
-[ringing tone]
311
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,013
Hey, sweetheart, how are you?
312
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,849
Good. Just planning tonight's show.
You coming?
313
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,392
Maybe.
314
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,812
I wanna show you something.
315
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,108
-You like?
-It's beautiful.
316
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,069
[chuckles] Well, then it's yours.
317
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,488
[gasps] Barney, you're so good to me.
318
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,408
Hey, I hear you'll be
in my neck of the woods next week.
319
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,911
Oh, yeah? You live near Princess?
320
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:41,995
In the area.
321
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873
I was thinking you might
wanna take me out.
322
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,166
I might.
323
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,460
Where do you live?
I'll come pick you up.
324
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,420
Oh, I'll meet you. Where are you staying?
325
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,589
I'll be at the Royal Desert Lodge,
but you don't--
326
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,841
[door opens]
327
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,759
Bye.
328
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,096
That was weird.
329
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,434
[phone buzzes]
330
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,605
Leave me alone.
331
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,317
[sighs] Eye on the prize, baby.
332
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,028
[sighs]
333
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,655
Top 50.
334
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,420
-["Spring" by Vivaldi playing]
-Hi, guys. Sorry, I had to pee.
335
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,548
Uh, Danger, yes, I did.
336
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,134
As you know, peeing really fast is,
like, my superpower.
337
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,763
Oh, thank you, Danger.
338
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,224
What, are you trying to get me drunk? Hm?
339
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,185
-Cheers.
-[message alert]
340
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,228
Who's ready to get
this date night started?
341
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,065
Tink, I know we're missing Humper, but
he's always late and we're hungry, right?
342
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,818
-[message alert]
-All right, let's eat.
343
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,069
[grunts]
344
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,156
[laughs] It's a little hard to cut.
345
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,074
-[message alert]
-Oh, my God.
346
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,701
I'm trying!
347
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,704
I'm not just gonna bite it, Diggie.
348
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,331
I'm a classy lady.
349
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,333
I'm not some kind of barbarian.
350
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:11,919
Should I?
351
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,381
All right, I'll take a bite. Okay.
352
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,674
This is what you want?
353
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,636
Oh, God.
354
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,512
-[laughs]
-[message alert]
355
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,225
-[message alerts]
-Okay.
356
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,977
[message alerts]
357
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,943
Thank you! Thank you, Apple.
358
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,444
I do.
359
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,613
I'm not gonna eat with my hands.
360
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,033
Don't be ridiculous.
All right, fine. One bite.
361
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,120
This is crazy.
362
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,581
-[multiple message alerts]
-[laughs]
363
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,334
-[whooshing tone]
-What?
364
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,379
Oh, my God! 50! 50!
365
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,713
I made it!
366
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,007
-[squealing]
-[message alerts]
367
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,011
Oh, my God. We did it. We fucking did it!
368
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,765
Guys! Oh, my God, we've been waiting
so long for this.
369
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,518
Thank you so much for all your help.
This has been...
370
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,936
so amazing.
371
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,896
I can't... I just...
I'm over the moon.
372
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,106
Thank you so much.
373
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,734
I know, Humper,
we've been trying for so long!
374
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,486
You guys are the best room ever.
375
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,446
[laughs] Oh, my God, Carpie,
376
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,408
for you, yes, I will,
I will be eating with my hands.
377
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:28,996
Guys.
378
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,206
Guys, where are you going?
We're still eating.
379
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,251
We're celebrating!
380
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,045
Whoooo!
381
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,173
We've been working so hard.
382
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,597
Guys, again, thank you so much.
383
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,184
This has been so amazing.
I can't believe we finally hit it.
384
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,230
Silly. It's one piece per rank.
385
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,065
No.
386
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:02,362
Lola has to drop ten places
if you want me naked.
387
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,364
[multiple message alerts]
388
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,076
Okay, five.
389
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,329
This is so exciting.
390
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,706
Cheers. To top 50!
391
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,416
No, wait,
392
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:15,792
-six.
-Guys...
393
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,129
Welcome, anybody who just arrived,
we just hit top 50
394
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,422
for the first time ever!
395
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,382
Top off.
396
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,634
Oh!
397
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,763
I made us some dessert.
398
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,806
-Come on, boys.
-Apple pie,
399
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,933
-covered in confetti.
-You like this?
400
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,813
First person to tip 3,000 tokens gets
a twin pie sent straight to their house.
401
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,193
Oh, yeah!
402
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,614
[chuckles] Thank you guys so much.
403
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:49,659
This is so amazing. I can't believe
we finally did it. We hit 50!
404
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,453
Goodnight.
405
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,584
Aw, only nine places.
406
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,669
Better luck next time.
407
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,963
Thanks, boys.
408
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,848
[phone buzzes]
409
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,108
Hello.
410
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,236
[Tinkerboy] Hey, are you okay?
411
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,115
-Tinker?
-That was really, really low of Princess.
412
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,908
She's just so desperate.
413
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,910
Tinker, why are you using this number?
414
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,079
It's for emergencies, right?
415
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,374
You haven't been answering
my FGL calls. I've been worried.
416
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,209
Tinker, this is not okay.
417
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,337
-Did I see you at the store today?
-Oh.
418
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,133
I... I... I got a job.
419
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,885
-I... I thought I told you--
-You moved here?
420
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,054
Well, no... I mean... yes.
421
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,723
I'm... I'm... I'm staying at,
uh, the Green Acres.
422
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,101
I'm looking
for something more permanent. Uh...
423
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,019
Tinker, you can't just show up here.
424
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,813
It's... No, it's a happy coincidence.
425
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,066
I... I didn't mean to worry you.
426
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,984
Mission failure.
427
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,777
What are you talking about?
I thought this--
428
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,615
[whooshing tone]
429
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,741
Fucking freefall.
430
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,420
[ringing tone]
431
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,046
-Hey, Lola.
-Hey, Fox.
432
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,173
What's up?
433
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,216
We're doing the show.
434
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,144
[dance music pounding]
435
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,066
-Lola!
-Hey.
436
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,865
-Dude, that suicide show was so amazing.
-[sighs]
437
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,577
-You could seriously be the next Baby.
-Thank you.
438
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,371
You okay? You look a little tired.
439
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,458
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
440
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,253
Lola. Running late for your big show?
441
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,796
Fuck off.
442
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,591
Whoa! Wow.
443
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,593
What did I do?
444
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,346
Stripping just to kill my rank.
445
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,097
Come on.
446
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,309
I hear you've been cuddling up to Barney.
447
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,395
Well, it's not like
I asked him to be there.
448
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,981
-You did poach him from Baby, Princess.
-Mm.
449
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,817
-You're riding a Vibatron tonight.
-Yep.
450
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,863
You know, I have
a friend who lost all sensation
451
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,782
'cause she stayed on one of those
too long.
452
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,118
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
453
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,246
Don't worry about it. You'll be fine.
454
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,997
You're probably gonna have to fake it.
455
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,209
You ready to break one of your rules?
456
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,086
Lola!
457
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,587
-Hey.
-You're late.
458
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,797
I know. [chuckles]
459
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,131
-You ready?
-Yeah.
460
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,467
Bye.
461
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,427
-Bye.
-Bye.
462
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,732
[women singing] ♪ Clubbers ♪
463
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,527
-♪ Thank you, Clubbers ♪
-[message alert]
464
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:15,073
♪ Thank you, Clubbers ♪
465
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,838
[message alerts]
466
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,595
[woman] Tonight, our people...
467
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,888
[laughing]
468
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:40,932
-[message alert]
-[loud vibrations]
469
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,810
Gavin, you have to let the poor girl come.
470
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,354
-[moaning]
-Faster.
471
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,857
-If you can Cumberbund me...
-[chuckling]
472
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,776
Oh! And, off!
473
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,739
Damn it, Pussy Magnet.
God, you guys are driving me crazy.
474
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,658
-No, no, no, no. Keep it going, guys.
-[message alert]
475
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,659
-Let's go.
-Come on!
476
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,745
-[loud vibrations]
-[gasps]
477
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,456
-Barney.
-Barney.
478
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,416
[Fox] Um... I don't know.
479
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,169
Oh, definitely.
480
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,629
-Hm? Mm-hm.
-Mm.
481
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,297
Ooh! We have a winner.
482
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,550
[motor speeds up]
483
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,178
-[message alerts]
-[gasps]
484
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:19,512
-Oh!
-[motor stops]
485
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,431
[sighs] Turn that thing back on.
486
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,266
Come on, you can do better!
487
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,060
[Alice gasping]
488
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,149
I think we're going
for an epic withholding record.
489
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,234
Oh, my God. [gasps]
490
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,820
-Oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out.
-[message alert]
491
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,284
[whimpers]
492
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,827
[loud vibrations]
493
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,997
-[laughing]
-What are you supposed to say?
494
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,375
-[laughs] Yee-ha.
-[message alert]
495
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,586
-Oh, Barney wants to shut you up.
-Damn it, Barney.
496
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,754
Sorry, honey.
497
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,506
[muffled groans]
498
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,094
-[message alert]
-More speed. Get ready, honey.
499
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,096
[whimpers]
500
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,765
-[message alert]
-[muffled shouts]
501
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:04,808
[Fox laughs]
502
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,977
Oh, my God, 47!
503
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,063
[both squealing]
504
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,607
-Thank you, thank you!
-[motor starts]
505
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,443
[whimpers]
506
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,529
[gasping]
507
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:20,573
[message alert]
508
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,493
[fan whirring quietly]
509
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,716
[dog barking outside]
510
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,728
[sighs]
511
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,570
[low tone]
512
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,032
[low tone]
513
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,416
[low tone]
514
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,051
[girl blows]
515
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,055
-[giggling] Oh, no.
-[message alert]
516
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,015
I think I got bubbles in my eye.
517
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,683
Aaah!
518
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,519
Can you go blind from bubbles?
519
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,190
[faint message alert]
520
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,360
[faint voices]
521
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,319
Hello?
522
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,782
[faint voices]
523
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,499
-Is someone there?
-[message alert]
524
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,634
[faint voices]
525
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,557
[message alert]
526
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,018
[message alert]
527
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,189
[noises continue]
528
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,527
[splashing]
529
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,698
[woman's voice] ...dying...
530
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,496
-That's how I know...
-[message alert]
531
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,752
[giggling] Stop it!
532
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,009
Come on, you guys know how I live.
533
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:27,844
Hardcore.
534
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,929
On the edge.
535
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:44,652
-[giggling]
-[message alert]
536
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,450
-[message alert]
- Aw, Giggle, thank you.
537
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,871
[giggles] Okay. So here's the game.
538
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:59,459
If you tip 50,
I pop Dolphin and turn him into a hat.
539
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,878
[man] FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
540
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,546
-Hi, um...
-[message alert]
541
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,298
[Lola] ...fight another day.
542
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:09,093
-I'm having some trouble with my account.
-Okay. I'm gonna need your access code.
543
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,764
-It's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
-[Alice on screen] Oh, cute dolphin!
544
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,849
-[man] Alice Ackerman.
-Yeah, that's me.
545
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,101
What seems to be the problem?
546
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,439
Oh, I'm just like... I'm locked
out of my account and I think...
547
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,360
I think you guys are just, like,
replaying an old show or something.
548
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,321
Hmm... I don't think that's possible.
We can't do that.
549
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,990
Um... Can you just bring up my channel?
550
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,867
Yes, I've got it up over here.
551
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,995
Okay. Well, does it say it's live?
552
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,580
That's what I'm seeing.
553
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,500
-[message alert]
-Uh...
554
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,046
-Are you watching it right now?
-Yes, ma'am.
555
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,884
-Well, dude, is she on the fucking phone?
-[message alert]
556
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,888
I'm going to have to put you on hold.
I'll be right with you.
557
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,182
[music plays]
558
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,478
[whispers] Come on...
559
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,148
[Alice on screen]
Why would you wanna do that?
560
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,568
-No, it's not. It's not me hiding...
-[message alert]
561
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,279
-It's you guys. You're the killers.
-Which...
562
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,366
-Hey, tonebug.
-[message alert]
563
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,369
Are you gonna save Dolphin's life?
[giggles]
564
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,039
-What the fuck?
-[man] Hi, Miss Ackerman.
565
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,749
Uh, yeah, I'm here.
566
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,212
The show's live and the performer
matches the ID on file, so...
567
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,673
Can you just freeze the account
or something?
568
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,634
You can disable the account
from your model control page.
569
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,595
I can't disable the account
because I'm locked out.
570
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,722
So can you just...
571
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,598
do something?
572
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,852
Let me escalate this
up to tier two support.
573
00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,687
We'll get back to you shortly.
574
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,148
Can I help you with anything else today?
575
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,942
-No. Thanks, I guess.
-All righty.
576
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,902
Thank you for choosing Free Girls Live.
577
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,035
So, like, I'm literally going to burn
my house down
578
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,203
so a fireman will take pity on my ass,
579
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,916
and no, I want him to start my fire,
not put it out.
580
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,334
[sighs]
581
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,170
I just need to get fucked, you know?
582
00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:14,010
[message alert]
583
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,014
[Alice humming on screen]
584
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,484
[message alert]
585
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,247
[message alert]
586
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,505
[notification tone]
587
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,966
Aw, thank you, Tink. You're the best.
588
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:01,974
Shit.
589
00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:09,232
Aw, I'm all pruney now.
Look at my fingers.
590
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,946
I'm a wrinkle monster.
591
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,159
Hey, we have a new friend.
592
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,704
Hello, Teapot.
593
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,415
Welcome to my bath.
594
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,465
[phone alert]
595
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,387
[phone alert]
596
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,728
Fuck.
597
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,024
All right, who's next?
598
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,195
Guys, I have a seriously lonely looking
left tit over here.
599
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,865
-This is so weird.
-Who wants to claim it?
600
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,284
-You think they're replaying a show?
-No.
601
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:05,246
Guys, my ass is, like, prime real estate
right now.
602
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:06,914
Who wants to own my ass?
603
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,001
-They do own all our footage. Maybe...
-It's a live show.
604
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,462
Oh, my God, Tink!
605
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,132
-Here, say something.
-Okay.
606
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:17,967
All yours.
607
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,471
-It's probably a glitch.
-No, I mean, here. I'll tip her.
608
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,474
Hey.
609
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,020
Okay, um...
610
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:30,938
Orange?
611
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,524
Orange!
612
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,568
That's so fucked.
613
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,404
-Orange.
-Is Princess here?
614
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,449
-[Alice on screen laughs]
-Yeah, she's--
615
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,451
Was she by her computer last night,
because...
616
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,578
I swear, if another white dude asks me
to get naked.
617
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,080
What part of non nude
can't you understand?
618
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,624
[Alice on screen] Oh, my gosh, Papa.
619
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,627
Well, I told you that my PO box
is just, like...
620
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,545
not working anymore.
621
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,255
Buy things from my wish list
622
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,007
-and they'll get sent right to me.
-Weird.
623
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,259
-[message alert]
-Yeah.
624
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,761
It is weird.
625
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:05,056
Considering I did a show here last night
and then this morning...
626
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,141
Lola, you need to chill for a sec.
627
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,684
-Did you call FGL?
-Yes!
628
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,810
And they weren't helpful.
629
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,272
Welcome to the internet.
Accounts get jacked.
630
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,358
Yeah, after I cammed here.
631
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:16,984
What are you even saying?
632
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,863
That she stole the password
from my computer,
633
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,909
found somebody who looks exactly like you,
convinced them to buy your account,
634
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:25,868
all in one night?
635
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,664
Honestly, if I was gonna through
all that trouble,
636
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:33,251
I'd probably try for someone
in the top... ten.
637
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,127
[message alert]
638
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,297
You know what? If I find out
that either of you were behind this...
639
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,215
Lola, baby.
640
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,717
It's time to go.
641
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,344
[message alert]
642
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,679
[Alice on screen] Oh, Diggy!
643
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,101
[ringing tone]
644
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,562
[man] FGL customer support,
how can I help you?
645
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,357
Hi, yeah, I called yesterday about being
locked out of my account.
646
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,483
I'm looking for an update.
647
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,735
Okay, I'm gonna need your access code.
648
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,530
Yeah, it's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
649
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,824
Can you repeat that, please?
650
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,244
1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
651
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,914
Hello?
652
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,209
I'm sorry, but I'm seeing that access code
is not valid.
653
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,627
What?
654
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,463
I'm seeing that access code is not valid.
655
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,092
Okay. Well, can I talk to your supervisor,
please?
656
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,886
Ma'am, you could be anyone.
Without a valid access code,
657
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,681
-I can't verify your identity.
-Just let me back into my account.
658
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:32,226
My access code
is 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7.
659
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:35,771
I'm very sorry, but I'm showing
that access code is invalid.
660
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,982
Fucking kidding me?
You guys take half of my money,
661
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,734
and you promise 24-hour tech support,
662
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,444
so why don't you do your job and fix it?
663
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,946
I need to ask you to calm down.
You're acting hysterical.
664
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,908
Listen to me, asshole, there's some girl
on my account made up to look like me,
665
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,162
-taking my money.
-Ma'am, could you bring it down a notch?
666
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,289
Fucker.
667
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,215
I've been calling you all day.
668
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,634
I was picking up Jordan's present.
669
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,219
You look terrible.
670
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,512
Thank you.
671
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,972
Can you wrap this for me?
672
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,976
-Sure.
-Thank you.
673
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:14,894
Wait!
674
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,981
A new lippy fixes everything.
675
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:20,941
Girls, what do you think?
676
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,986
-[chuckles]
-No.
677
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,654
Hello.
678
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,659
I've got it.
679
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,332
Lola, you're beautiful today.
680
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:41,379
Uh, last night was so fun, I thought
I'd bring you some flowers to thank you.
681
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,339
Thank you.
What are you doing here, Tinker?
682
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:44,632
Arnold, please.
683
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,177
-Is that your mom? Can't wait to meet her.
-Now's not a good time.
684
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,056
But you told me last night.
685
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,102
You want me in real life.
You... you love me.
686
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,604
-so I thought that--
-I didn't talk to you last night.
687
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,860
Oh... Lola.
688
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,571
It's not supposed to happen like this.
689
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,656
Calm down.
690
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,366
Tell me what's wrong, and I will help.
691
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,953
We will talk about this later,
but right now, you need to go.
692
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,539
I will always be here for you.
693
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,087
Ooh, who is that?
694
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:24,463
[sighs]
695
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,759
I don't know.
696
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:29,945
[sighs]
697
00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:39,788
Shit!
698
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,630
Oh... [sighs]
699
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,194
- [message alert]
-Barney, I'm in a library.
700
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,739
Oh, my God. That's so naughty.
701
00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:15,699
[message alert]
702
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,661
Dee... [sighs]
703
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,414
Humper bought you a flash.
What should I show you?
704
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:25,751
-[message alert]
-Barney, control yourself.
705
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,506
All right. I'm gonna get
in so much trouble.
706
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,757
[message alert]
707
00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:37,555
Oh, my God.
708
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,182
Let's go somewhere a little more private.
709
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:41,976
Okay.
710
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,395
Good.
711
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,106
[whispers] Guys, this is crazy.
712
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:48,649
Okay.
713
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,653
Okay, where should we go?
This looks good.
714
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,200
Uh... OK.
715
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,203
You guys, this is so crazy.
716
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:04,957
[gasps] Humper! I can't.
717
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,626
Oh, my God. You know what?
718
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,212
What the hell?
719
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,464
Make me famous.
720
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,595
Ohh! I told you guys.
721
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,013
Holy shit, dude.
722
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,348
-[gasping on screen]
-Hey.
723
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,518
Where's Jordan?
724
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,275
Guys, relax. I'm not gonna tell on you.
725
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,157
-[man] What do you guys want?
-[woman] Wait, wait, wait.
726
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,577
Brendan, get in here.
727
00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:43,621
[gasping on screen]
728
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,164
Jordan.
729
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,626
Hey, Jordan!
730
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:50,586
Happy birthday.
731
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:52,546
Thanks.
732
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,342
Oh, hey, um... you're late.
733
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,428
Uh... I don't care.
734
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,514
[boy] Hey, Jordan, your sister wants you.
735
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,065
-You're here! Finally.
-Finally.
736
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,858
Lynne was telling us
you bought a house.
737
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,985
Well, she's renting and I told her
she should buy it
738
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:18,530
because, you know, I've been telling her
how important it is to invest.
739
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,949
What was the job again?
740
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,619
Uh, I'm in, like, web development.
741
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,663
Ooh. Sounds fancy. What kind?
742
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,668
Uh, it's just like, freelance,
sort of small businesses and stuff.
743
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:34,421
-She's going through an ambitious phase.
-It's a phase, you know.
744
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,841
We're both so entrepreneurial.
Katie, what's going on with you?
745
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:40,928
-Uh, actually, let's not talk about work.
-I'm with you.
746
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,888
Okay, fine, let's do the cake.
747
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:44,473
We should. I have to go soon.
748
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,226
No, it's your brother's birthday,
you can make time.
749
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,603
Jordan, get your friends.
We're doing the cake.
750
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,939
Um... You come here
and take a photo of me.
751
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:54,233
I wanna get my picture in this outfit.
752
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,193
On, camera, okay.
753
00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904
-Ahem.
-Okay, ready?
754
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,698
-Yeah.
-One, two, three.
755
00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:03,784
-One more, let me get the boobs.
-OK, cool.
756
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,577
One, two, three.
757
00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,247
-Cool. Nice one. [chuckles]
-Yeah.
758
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,998
Oh, God, I look so blotchy.
759
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,542
-No, you don't.
-No, I do.
760
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,918
Uh, let me fix it.
761
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,422
-You look great.
-[sighs] Thanks.
762
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,923
-How's your mom?
-Alex, stop!
763
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:19,007
[grunting]
764
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,093
-What's going on?
-Jordan, what are you...
765
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,763
-Fucking stop!
-Jordan, language!
766
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,807
-Jordan, stop!
-Peter, what are you...
767
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,393
-Porn star!
-[Jordan] Fucking stop!
768
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,979
-[Alice gasping on screen]
-Your sister does porn.
769
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,313
[Jordan] Cut it out!
770
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,195
[Alice on screen] I don't think
I've ever come that hard. [gasps]
771
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,615
I have always wanted to do that.
It felt like... [laughs]
772
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,242
Can you turn that off?
773
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:50,247
I'm so good at my job.
I love each and every one...
774
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:03,886
[sighs]
775
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,597
Mom.
776
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,146
I was gonna tell you, okay?
777
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,398
I didn't know how,
I didn't know how to...
778
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,400
We're doing the cake.
779
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:26,325
-Fuck.
-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
780
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:30,370
[all join in] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
781
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,706
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
782
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,791
[door slams]
783
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,836
-[disco music playing]
-Lift, and lift!
784
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,215
And lift, and lift! Now squats.
785
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,426
-Whoo! Feel that burn.
- [message alerts]
786
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,554
Oh, I am so sweaty. [chuckles]
787
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,850
- [message alert]
-Come on, Giggle, I'm so tired.
788
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,727
All right, let's...
789
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,313
-pull, pull...
- [message alert]
790
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,065
Pull, pull... Oh!
791
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,943
Barney, you are my life saver,
thank you.
792
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:05,739
These last few shows have been
so amazing.
793
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,326
I'm, like, so proud of you guys.
You really brought the fire.
794
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,703
-[multiple message alerts]
- Aww.
795
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,332
Guys, thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
796
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,961
-[message alerts continue]
- All right.
797
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,129
Who's ready to kick my ass?
798
00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:22,589
- [message alert]
-Giggle!
799
00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,217
Step, touch, step, touch,
800
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:28,387
step, touch, step, touch, step, touch...
801
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,515
-Tou--
- [message alert]
802
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,892
All right, time for spanks.
803
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:35,644
And...
804
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,104
one.
805
00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,147
[message alert]
806
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,775
Two. Oh, that one hurt.
807
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,194
Let's do, three.
808
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:48,156
[gasps] Four. Oh, my--
809
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,911
-[message alert]
-Okay. This what you're lookin' for?
810
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,997
[message alert]
811
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,875
Five. Ow. Six.
812
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,629
Seven. Ow. Teapot, you're
gonna make me bruise.
813
00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:05,757
Eight. [gasps]
814
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,467
Nine. Oh, my God.
815
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,469
And one more, one more.
816
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,014
Ten.
817
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,515
-[message alert]
-[gasping]
818
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,977
All right, Teapot.
819
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,189
- [message alert]
-Ready?
820
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:26,028
-One. Ow! [laughing]
-[message alert]
821
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,613
Two.
822
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:29,781
Three.
823
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,284
Four. Ow.
824
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,621
Five. Oh, that was a good one. [gasps]
825
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,497
Six. Ooh!
826
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,416
Seven.
827
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:42,377
Eight. Oh! Nine.
828
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:44,922
And ten.
829
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,719
Oh, you guys wanna break me, huh?
830
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:58,018
Let's see what we have in here.
831
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:00,562
My big old box of fun.
832
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:02,689
[rattling]
833
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,900
Handcuffs.
834
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,945
Oh, I have my choke collar. Hm?
835
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,280
And...
836
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,365
Oh.
837
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,494
Where did this come from?
838
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,914
Do you wanna see?
839
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:21,375
I don't know.
840
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,882
Where did this come from?
841
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,551
Hmm.
842
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,262
What is this doing here?
843
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:36,181
[chuckles]
844
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,183
How about...
845
00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,478
Three thousand for me to lick it?
846
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,439
-[message alerts]
- Oh, Barney.
847
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:46,400
[message alert]
848
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,527
[notification tone]
849
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:50,904
[multiple message alerts]
850
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,032
Ten thousand?
851
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,952
For me to suck it?
852
00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:59,621
[message alerts continue]
853
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,623
[giggles]
854
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,126
[message alert]
855
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,545
[message alert]
856
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,297
How about...
857
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,384
Fifty thousand for me to load it?
858
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,720
Anybody?
859
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,015
You like this?
860
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:20,142
Show me how much.
861
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:24,062
-[message alerts continue]
-[laughs]
862
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,981
How about...
863
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,943
Hundred thousand for me
to make it explode?
864
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,030
[multiple message alerts]
865
00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:38,577
Oh, come on, guys, isn't this fun?
866
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,123
We're so close.
867
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,917
Only 30,000 to go.
868
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:49,087
-[message alert]
-[gasps]
869
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,507
Humper, you did it! I love you.
870
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:59,306
[gasping and sobbing]
871
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,400
[message alert]
872
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,069
[notification tone]
873
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,995
[sobbing] Fuck. Fuck.
874
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,500
-Top 20!
-[disco music plays]
875
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:28,627
-[gasping]
-[message alerts]
876
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,170
Top 20!
877
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,756
-Top 20!
-[sobbing]
878
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:36,218
Guys, we did it! We did it.
879
00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:37,719
Top 20!
880
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,555
Yeah, we did it.
881
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,641
We did it!
882
00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:47,062
[Fox] Hi, I'm either at the salon
or doing something fabulous.
883
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,897
Leave a message. Ciao.
884
00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:52,776
Top 20! I can't believe it!
885
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,489
-[man] You've spoken with this website?
-[Alice] Yes!
886
00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:58,532
And they did nothing.
887
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,493
I don't know how to be any more clear.
888
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,538
She's online pretending to be me.
889
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:06,414
Can I just show you?
890
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,375
Yeah, yeah, pull it up.
891
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,844
-[message alert]
-[humming]
892
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,100
[message alert]
893
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,188
Please, you need to do something.
894
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,774
[woman on radio]
70-25, code six, 104 North Avenue.
895
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,026
Copy. I gotta step outside.
896
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:41,283
-Look, this is my life. This is my job.
-I'm not understanding how this works.
897
00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:43,952
What do you mean?
898
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,371
This show that you do, you...
899
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:51,710
You get paid by the minute or you have to
do anything that they want you to do?
900
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:55,589
No, I just... If I say I'm gonna
do something, I do it.
901
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,425
What's the weirdest thing
that you've ever had to do? Come on.
902
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,387
Do you ever meet up with these men
in person?
903
00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:03,930
[message alert]
904
00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,266
Sometimes, yeah.
905
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,685
Do you ever engage in sexual activity
with them?
906
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,482
-No, I don't.
-[message alert]
907
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:16,735
That's a shame.
908
00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:18,028
-Excuse me?
-Hey,
909
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:19,779
it's a compliment.
910
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,364
Hah!
911
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,326
-Rells, we gotta go.
-What, so you're not going to help me?
912
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,370
If you don't wanna see stuff like this,
stay off the internet.
913
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,082
[whispers] Un-fucking-believable.
914
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:34,920
[door closes]
915
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,466
[car engine starts]
916
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:52,020
No, guys, I said you have to guess, silly.
917
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,064
-[message alert]
-Okay.
918
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,232
It's...
919
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,401
BabyGirl. [laughs]
920
00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:02,489
-At long last. I just have one question.
- [message alert]
921
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:06,117
What are you guys gonna make her
do to me? Because I--
922
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,203
Fuck.
923
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,757
-Oh, Gatsby I'm so excited.
- [message alert]
924
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,220
I've been wanting to get my hands
on Lola since forever. [giggles]
925
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:31,434
[message alert]
926
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,145
Her skin looks so soft.
I can't wait to touch it.
927
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,110
[message alert]
928
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,487
[multiple message alerts]
929
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:47,617
I haven't fucked in so long,
I'm going crazy. I'm serious.
930
00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:50,203
I was literally thinking about
burning my house down
931
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,706
just so a fireman
would take pity on me.
932
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,292
-[message alert]
-[giggles]
933
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,835
Well, yes.
934
00:54:56,918 --> 00:55:01,548
Lola can start my fire, not put it out.
935
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,968
I just need to be fucked, you know?
936
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,637
[message alerts]
937
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:08,763
[alerts cut off]
938
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,362
...this job and, um...
939
00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:26,197
Okay, let's spin it.
940
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:30,577
I did this weird thing where I was blonde
on top and then I had brown ha...
941
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,079
...little I used to try to think
about Santa Claus before I...
942
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,665
I made it blue because you guys
are always...
943
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,127
...burn my house down so a fireman
will take pity on my ass.
944
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,757
[laughing] I know. I want him
to start my fire, not put it out.
945
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,634
-[splashing]
-[gasps]
946
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,137
I just need to get fucked, you know?
947
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,271
Hey, Fox.
948
00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,775
Hey, we're about to start the Camothon,
are you gonna watch? It's...
949
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,485
[woman] Fox? Is this yours?
950
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,362
Look, I just need to know,
951
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,366
like, Baby's first name,
or where she lives or something.
952
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,327
[Fox laughs] What? Aren't you
doing a show with her tomorrow?
953
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,329
-Please, Fox, this isn't gonna...
-[woman] Fox!
954
00:56:14,412 --> 00:56:16,164
Look, I'll ask around.
955
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:17,707
-[woman] Two minutes.
-[Fox] Gotta go.
956
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,626
Fuck.
957
00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:24,547
What?
958
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,582
Lola!
959
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,501
Barney!
960
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,630
Oh, it is so, so good to see you.
961
00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,549
-[laughs] Oh!
-You too.
962
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,801
Mm. Mm. Mm!
963
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,387
Boy, last night's show... mwah!
964
00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:13,805
-Perfection.
-[laughs]
965
00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:16,683
-These suicides keep gettin' better.
-Thank you.
966
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,853
I have a couple of presents in my room,
if you wanna look.
967
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,356
Actually, what was that place you were
telling me about? I'm kinda hungry.
968
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,734
Well, your wish is my command.
969
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,114
[Mexican music plays]
970
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,616
Hola, buenas tardes.
971
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,910
My name is Justin
and I'll be taking care of you.
972
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:39,330
Yeah, let me get a club soda, and let's
get the, uh, guacamole cheese tower.
973
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,749
I'm just gonna stick with water.
974
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,837
Sure, that's okay. I'll be right back
with the guacamole queso sorpreso.
975
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,754
Yeah.
976
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,340
Should've gotten a drink.
977
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,217
I'm driving.
978
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,345
Anyway, let me tell you about Miami.
979
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,308
I won that date raffle, with Sarah Bear
and Blossom, but only Blossom showed up.
980
00:57:58,391 --> 00:57:59,809
Oh, I love Blossom.
981
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,936
Sarah didn't call or anything.
It's like she forgot.
982
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,147
I'm the guy that decides
if you rank or not.
983
00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:05,899
Last date raffle I enter.
984
00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:09,194
Well, you just save those tips for me.
985
00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:14,657
See, I like you. You're smart.
You get it.
986
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,159
Mm. Thank you.
987
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,745
I'd say you were my favorite, but, uh...
988
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:21,456
-I don't pick favorites.
-Hm.
989
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,209
Guacamole queso sorpreso.
990
00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:28,713
-And do you know what you want for lunch?
-Let me get the Big Boy Burrito Bowl,
991
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,883
no sour cream, no cheese, no beans.
992
00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,259
-No beans?
-No beans.
993
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,761
[Alice] Um...
994
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,722
I'll have a veggie chimichanga.
995
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,391
Ah, the cheesychita chimichanga.
Que bueno.
996
00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:43,603
Hm!
997
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,314
-I love the authenticity.
-[chuckles] It's quirky.
998
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:52,445
So, you know Baby pretty well, huh?
999
00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:55,406
-[band plays]
-How do you think she got to the top ten?
1000
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:56,991
Oh! Of course.
1001
00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:00,370
I'm just kind of nervous
about my show with her.
1002
00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:03,748
You know, she's staying at mine,
but I've never even met her.
1003
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:06,793
-And she's driving.
-Driving?
1004
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:09,337
That's a long way from Georgia.
1005
00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:10,922
I mean, she's...
1006
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,676
so glamorous,
I thought she would be flying first class.
1007
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,927
[laughs]
1008
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,514
I see right through the glitz.
1009
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:22,559
Prom queen's the most glamorous
thing she's ever done.
1010
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:28,314
Underneath, she really just wants to know
that she can get a guy... like me.
1011
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,444
So you know her... pretty well, yeah?
1012
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:35,488
Oh, honey, I've been to her house.
1013
00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,866
Look what we, uh, found in her town.
1014
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,411
-[laughs]
-[Alice] Oh!
1015
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,829
That is cute.
1016
00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,039
-What can I say? You girls love me.
-Mm-hm.
1017
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:45,999
[chuckles]
1018
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,294
I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
1019
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,545
Okay.
1020
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,630
[band singing in Spanish]
1021
01:00:19,073 --> 01:00:21,075
[notification tone]
1022
01:00:23,494 --> 01:00:24,996
Oh, we're getting ready.
1023
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,709
Oh! I know, I am so excited.
1024
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,462
A show with Baby has been my dream
since forever.
1025
01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:36,591
I hope we can get her to kiss me
everywhere.
1026
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,064
Yellow is not my color.
1027
01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,317
Hm. Why not this one?
1028
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,111
-[Barney] Lola?
-I just love how pretty that is.
1029
01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:59,280
Barney sent...
1030
01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:02,283
You know, I think your, uh, feed
is all messed up.
1031
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:05,411
Barney?
Do you want me to wear this tonight?
1032
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,706
How could my Lola be online at home
1033
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,209
when she's on a date with me?
1034
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,587
-[Alice laughs on screen]
-[message alerts]
1035
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,464
That's a cute picture, Lola.
1036
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,593
Wanna show me those little cat ears?
1037
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:24,180
No?
1038
01:01:24,889 --> 01:01:27,183
Barney, this is the women's bathroom.
1039
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,770
So? Anybody else here?
1040
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,481
[chuckles]
1041
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,484
What, you think you're the first girl
who's tried to scam me?
1042
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,362
You're always in it for something.
1043
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,032
Drugs, money, clothes.
1044
01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:47,036
Look, I'm a reasonable man.
1045
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,081
You tell me who you are,
and maybe we can still have some fun.
1046
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:51,082
[knocking]
1047
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,127
Excuse me, is someone in here?
1048
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,590
Geez, come here! Hey.
1049
01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:02,218
-[grunts]
-Hey! Let go! Let go!
1050
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,221
-[knocks]
-Is everything okay?
1051
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:08,266
[both grunt]
1052
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,228
Listen, I... I apologize.
My wife does not feel well at all.
1053
01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:15,022
You know, the young ones can't hold
their liquor. It's okay, she'll...
1054
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,315
Don't worry, she'll be fine.
1055
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,025
Come on, come on, let's go,
here we go.
1056
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,653
All right, all right. Here we go.
1057
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,989
Ow! Son of a...
1058
01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:40,757
[sighs]
1059
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:43,384
[crackling]
1060
01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:47,805
[Baby] So, boys, what's it gonna be?
1061
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,725
-Are you gonna let me kiss her?
-[Alice chuckles]
1062
01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:54,145
- [message alert]
- Ooh, yeah, her lips are so soft.
1063
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,649
-It's getting hot and steamy in here.
-[Alice on screen] Thank you, Conquer.
1064
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:02,320
[Baby] Oh, my God, she's making me so hot.
1065
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:04,697
-[Alice] We don't have all night here.
-No.
1066
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,117
-We're a little impatient. Mm.
-[giggling]
1067
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,871
Oh, I'm so ready, what are we doing?
1068
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,750
-Actually, you know what we should do?
-What?
1069
01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:19,086
-[whispering]
-[message alerts]
1070
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,922
[both laughing]
1071
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:24,509
-Ooh, you make it sound so mysterious.
-[Alice] No, not mysterious.
1072
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,386
-Let's go.
-They're so excited.
1073
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,721
They're so excited.
1074
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,598
So jealous,
they don't know what's going on.
1075
01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:34,101
-Guys, you're just gonna love this.
-Tough luck! [chuckles]
1076
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,023
-I'm taking her away.
-Mm, yay!
1077
01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,777
[message alerts]
1078
01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:44,946
Here we go.
1079
01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:47,949
Out of the pink room. Mm!
1080
01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,742
[giggling]
1081
01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,286
-Ooh, it's gonna be exciting.
-[laughs]
1082
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,247
[Alice] I'm walking in this top.
1083
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,748
[message alerts]
1084
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,044
[giggling]
1085
01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:02,046
Here's my hallway.
1086
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,507
Those are my boxes.
1087
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,883
I just moved in.
1088
01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,554
Ooh.
1089
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,723
My guys have never seen
my real bedroom before.
1090
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,226
[Baby] Shall we go in? [laughs]
1091
01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:18,437
Here's the door. Moment of truth.
1092
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,107
-[message alert]
-No, no, no! No!
1093
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,400
No!
1094
01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:24,151
- [message alerts]
-Wow!
1095
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,530
-Get the fuck out of my house!
-This is my bedroom.
1096
01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,115
Get the fuck out!
1097
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,951
That's my bed that I sleep in
every night.
1098
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:35,496
- [message alerts continue]
-You are so adorable.
1099
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,999
[Alice] Stop it, I was so awkward.
1100
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,334
-I was so awkward.
-So hot.
1101
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,838
Who's this? Who's this dude?
1102
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,466
Um, no. That is my little brother. Gross.
1103
01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:51,178
Look. Jordan.
1104
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:52,597
[laughs]
1105
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,516
Fuck you!
1106
01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:59,520
[sobs]
1107
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,698
[gasping]
1108
01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,652
[man's voice on television]
1109
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,461
I guess people still think you live here.
1110
01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:08,297
Hey.
1111
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,969
I saw a... house, so I'll...
1112
01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:17,139
pay for it, or paint it myself.
1113
01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:25,815
Mom, I wanted to tell you.
1114
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,859
I just wanted to wait until I was...
1115
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,195
in the top ten, you know,
until I was good enough.
1116
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,823
You are really good.
1117
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,075
Huh? What does that mean?
1118
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,831
[whispers] I watched a little.
1119
01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:48,629
-Oh, you can't be serious.
-I... I had to see.
1120
01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,256
And you were good.
1121
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,218
I was?
1122
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,222
Those guys love you.
You're so put together.
1123
01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:04,103
I get you in pajamas, and bratty and bored
and biting your nails.
1124
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,980
But on that show,
you're a different person.
1125
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:08,107
Confident. I wish everybody
could see you like that.
1126
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,986
-Mom, that person is not me.
-And I'm not sad and pathetic.
1127
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:16,282
I'm enlightened, I understand
this whole female empowerment thing.
1128
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,160
No, Mom, that's not even what it's about.
That person is not me.
1129
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:22,830
-I get it. It's a performance.
-No, Mom, you're not listening to me.
1130
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,958
I'll have to show you, okay?
1131
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:30,087
Look.
1132
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,886
[sighs] Shit.
1133
01:07:40,097 --> 01:07:43,184
-[sighs] She's not online right now.
-Who's not online?
1134
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:46,145
-I don't know. I don't know!
-Stop.
1135
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,105
Just stop.
1136
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,526
Take some responsibility for your life
and stop lying to me.
1137
01:07:57,990 --> 01:07:59,116
[Alice] Hey, Jordan.
1138
01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,704
Mm! Wash it.
1139
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,592
Hey, Jordo.
1140
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,398
-Watch Ziggy for me.
-Where are you going?
1141
01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:05,307
-[moaning]
-Shit.
1142
01:09:57,776 --> 01:09:59,069
[sighs]
1143
01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,505
Wrong room. Sorry.
1144
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,142
Hi, I'm looking for a guy.
He's kind of tall, sweaty, nervous.
1145
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,685
Have you seen him? Is he here?
1146
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,730
-Uh... up there, maybe. Try room three.
-Three?
1147
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:35,856
Thank you.
1148
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,161
[Tinkerboy] Who is it?
1149
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,872
Hey, it's me, Tink.
1150
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:54,375
One second.
1151
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:06,345
-Lola.
-Hi. I'm so happy to see you.
1152
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,599
Listen, I'm sorry about the other day.
1153
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:13,978
What's going on?
1154
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,439
I don't know what to do.
1155
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,567
Someone stole my show.
1156
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,446
Poor thing.
1157
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,574
It's gonna be okay.
Arnold is here to help.
1158
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,038
[whistling]
1159
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,251
What a conspiracy.
1160
01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:41,964
I wondered why Sarah and Winter
had been acting so strangely.
1161
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,342
We were brought together for a reason.
1162
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,306
Unexpected things happen to test us.
1163
01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:52,599
That's what this is. You're being tested.
1164
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,019
But... you're strong.
You'll make it through.
1165
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,398
And I'm your helper.
1166
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:01,942
You know?
1167
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,111
I'm your life helper.
1168
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,780
[chuckles nervously]
1169
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,868
Whoever did this to you...
1170
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:12,578
I wanna find him.
1171
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,663
And I wanna hurt him.
1172
01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:17,624
-Thank you, Tinker.
-Arnold.
1173
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:23,130
Who is she, do you think?
1174
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,382
Some lowlife.
1175
01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,847
Clearly obsessed with you. [chuckles]
1176
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479
She probably has your address.
1177
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,899
[sighs]
1178
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:44,026
You should probably stay here.
1179
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:48,489
It isn't safe.
1180
01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,535
When she gets on tonight,
1181
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:55,913
we'll get to work.
1182
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,040
We'll beat this thing together.
1183
01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:00,793
I'll take care of you, my chickadee.
1184
01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,421
[electricity buzzing]
1185
01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:16,433
[sighing]
1186
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,238
[Alice sighing and moaning]
1187
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:38,580
[moaning grows louder]
1188
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,542
[gasping]
1189
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,627
-[shower running]
-[woman moaning]
1190
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,797
[man and woman moaning]
1191
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,885
[man grunting]
1192
01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,144
-[Alice] You turn me on so much...
-[groans]
1193
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:05,441
-Does that feel good?
-Forgive me, mother Mary.
1194
01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:09,278
-Come on, Tinker...
-Lola!
1195
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,364
Are you gonna come?
1196
01:14:12,739 --> 01:14:15,534
Oh, no, please. Wait.
1197
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,704
Wait. No, no.
1198
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,539
You don't understand.
1199
01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,125
-I was investigating.
-Why the fuck are you lying to me?
1200
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,585
-I'm not!
-[electric crackling]
1201
01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:26,086
[groans]
1202
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,088
[yells]
1203
01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:29,965
-Look at me.
-[groans]
1204
01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:31,925
Look at me, you piece of shit.
1205
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,261
[sobbing] I'm sorry. I can't...
1206
01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:36,138
-What did you do?
-Just... nothing. Nothing!
1207
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,141
-I... I found it just like...
-It? What is it?
1208
01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:43,103
I don't know. I think it takes anything
it can find of you online.
1209
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,188
What does?
1210
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,440
I told you, I don't know.
1211
01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:50,027
But it's on all the cam sites.
Not just FGL.
1212
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,072
You knew this was gonna happen to me.
1213
01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,535
Answer me, Tinker!
1214
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:04,249
Yeah. Yes. I can usually tell
1215
01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:09,379
-if one of the girls is gonna be copied.
-How?
1216
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,592
I've watched enough
to guess who it'll choose,
1217
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,803
but I don't know what it is
or how it works.
1218
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,057
I came here to help.
1219
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:22,059
-Bullshit!
-I... I...
1220
01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:26,063
I didn't... wanna tell you
and ruin what we have.
1221
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,774
I didn't do this, I swear.
1222
01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:31,652
-You moved here--
-I love you, I wouldn't do this.
1223
01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,947
You moved here and you fucking waited
so you could ride in to save the day?
1224
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,114
[Alice on screen] Tinker?
1225
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,034
-Tink?
-[sniffles]
1226
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,787
Tinker! I miss you.
1227
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,001
Oh, God. [groans]
1228
01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:53,549
Tinker! I'm lonely.
1229
01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:58,220
Tinker...
1230
01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:08,939
Oh, hi.
1231
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,692
Are you Tinker's girlfriend?
1232
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:14,945
Hi.
1233
01:16:18,448 --> 01:16:20,033
Uh... How are you?
1234
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,622
Good. Where's Tinker?
1235
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,086
He's... he's not here.
1236
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,838
Oh.
1237
01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:36,717
What's your name?
1238
01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:46,059
Tink, your girlfriend's not very friendly.
1239
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,943
Hello?
1240
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,529
I wanna be friends.
1241
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:03,452
She doesn't recognize me.
1242
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,374
She doesn't know what the fuck
she looks like.
1243
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:14,296
No, what are you... what are you doing?
1244
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,425
No. No! You can't leave.
You can't leave.
1245
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,384
Please.
1246
01:17:19,676 --> 01:17:21,762
-Have fun with Lola.
-No.
1247
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,555
-No.
-While you still can.
1248
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,140
You can't leave!
1249
01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:05,138
- [message alert]
-Ooh, aah...
1250
01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:08,475
- [message alert]
-Oh! I love this song.
1251
01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:10,352
-[message alerts]
-[soft music playing]
1252
01:18:10,435 --> 01:18:12,437
[humming]
1253
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:16,108
[message alert]
1254
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,360
I wish one of you was here
to dance with me.
1255
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:27,285
But, Teapot, we're right in the middle
of my dance.
1256
01:18:27,994 --> 01:18:28,829
[giggles]
1257
01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:31,915
[notification tone]
1258
01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:34,501
[laughs] Okay.
1259
01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:40,966
Well, can I see you?
1260
01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,553
I really wanna see you.
1261
01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:53,145
[echoing] Oh, Tinker's girlfriend.
1262
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,939
Oh! You are a cutie.
1263
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,358
-Hm.
- So,
1264
01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:00,986
what do you wanna do with me?
1265
01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:03,113
[echoing] Why don't you go
sit down at your vanity?
1266
01:19:04,072 --> 01:19:04,906
Okay.
1267
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,128
So...
1268
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,964
what do you want me to do next?
1269
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,009
I want everyone to see
how good we look together.
1270
01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:28,638
Oh! So, you wanna be watched.
1271
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,225
I love being watched.
1272
01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:37,522
[echoing] Look, everybody. It's Teapot.
1273
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:40,358
-[echoing] Hi, guys.
- [message alerts echoing]
1274
01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:47,157
Aw, thank you, guys, so much.
1275
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:50,410
-There's so much love.
-I know.
1276
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,538
But who's getting the most?
1277
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,207
[multiple message alerts continue]
1278
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,375
Which one of us is the best Lola?
1279
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,881
-Maybe we should play a game to find out.
-Hm.
1280
01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,257
What kind of game?
1281
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,718
Monkey see, monkey do.
1282
01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,179
Whoever does it better wins.
1283
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:11,723
The room picks and the winner
gets a prize.
1284
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:13,266
[sighs]
1285
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,269
I don't know. What do you guys think?
1286
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:18,355
[multiple message alerts echoing]
1287
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:26,279
-Okay, deal.
-You promise?
1288
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,448
I promise.
1289
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,200
Okay.
1290
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,536
I'll go first.
1291
01:20:41,586 --> 01:20:43,880
[giggling]
1292
01:20:46,299 --> 01:20:48,301
Oh, the heart's for me.
1293
01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:49,803
My turn.
1294
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,975
I love you guys.
1295
01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:04,943
I love you guys.
1296
01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:11,741
-[giggles]
-[message alerts echoing]
1297
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:14,578
[Alice] What's the tally?
1298
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,458
Oh, wow. You won by a landslide.
1299
01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:22,544
[giggles]
1300
01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:24,796
[Lola] What do you think, guys?
1301
01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,674
What should my prize be?
1302
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,344
-[multiple message alerts]
-[Lola laughs]
1303
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,262
Okay.
1304
01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:36,349
For my prize, I want you to strip.
1305
01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:43,732
-Done.
-[message alerts]
1306
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,943
[Lola] Thank you, guys.
1307
01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,659
- [message alert]
-How about we up the ante?
1308
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,454
That was way too easy.
1309
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,123
Fine.
1310
01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:05,086
Repeat after me.
1311
01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,172
-Hey, boys.
-Hey, boys.
1312
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,883
-Wanna see something cool?
-Wanna see something cool?
1313
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,309
-You stole my face.
-You stole my face.
1314
01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:22,437
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1315
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:25,190
You stole my face and now
I'm going to get it back.
1316
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:47,796
[distorted sounds]
1317
01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:49,589
-See.
-See.
1318
01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,675
You're not real!
1319
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,134
You're not real.
1320
01:23:04,604 --> 01:23:05,855
[groans]
1321
01:23:08,274 --> 01:23:10,026
[gasping]
1322
01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,291
Wow, I've never seen my guys
so riled up like this.
1323
01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:30,088
This is a fun game. [laughs]
1324
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,840
I like this one.
1325
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,220
[echoing] Guys, better vote for me.
1326
01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:47,272
Wow. You won, Teapot.
1327
01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:50,400
What do you want from me?
1328
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,278
I want your account password.
1329
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,488
[laughs]
1330
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,449
I don't think that's very fair.
1331
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,996
-Give it to me, Lola, I want it.
-[chuckles]
1332
01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:05,331
-Give you what?
-Your password.
1333
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,375
You gotta follow through.
1334
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,669
How would your guys ever trust you again,
if you didn't?
1335
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:14,340
-[giggles] Well.
-Stop tipping, stop tipping.
1336
01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:22,807
Okay.
1337
01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:29,981
[gasps]
1338
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,233
Teapot? It's your turn.
1339
01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,944
-[groans]
-What do you want me to do next? Hm?
1340
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:43,787
So...
1341
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,872
should I go first this time?
1342
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,793
Come on, let's keep playing.
1343
01:24:50,668 --> 01:24:52,712
-Please.
-She did it.
1344
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,590
You can tip again.
1345
01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:01,471
Ooh! Thank you, guys. [laughs]
1346
01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:03,556
[multiple message alerts]
1347
01:25:07,018 --> 01:25:08,770
[gasping]
1348
01:25:13,691 --> 01:25:14,984
[Lola] Okay!
1349
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,362
-Let's play again!
-[message alerts continue]
1350
01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:19,405
Copy...
1351
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,367
this. [laughs]
1352
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:28,081
[echoing] No, Tonebug, I'm not that...
1353
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,502
[sobbing]
1354
01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:51,604
[laughing and sobbing]
1355
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,506
[Lynne] Are you sure you wanna do this?
1356
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,799
[Alice] Yes, Mom.
1357
01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:03,718
[Lynne] And if it happens again?
1358
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:08,473
[Alice] Then I'll make another one.
And another one and another one.
1359
01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:11,392
-Can I see?
-Not yet.
1360
01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:21,861
-Can't believe I'm doing this.
-[chuckles]
1361
01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:23,529
Okay.
1362
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,075
Oh!
1363
01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:28,826
You're so lucky you're my daughter.
1364
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:38,044
[sighs]
1365
01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:49,555
-Thank you.
- Mm.
1366
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,752
[fanfare plays]
1367
01:28:28,219 --> 01:28:29,262
[sighs]
1368
01:28:33,891 --> 01:28:36,352
[pinging]
1369
01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:49,949
Hey, guys.
1370
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,458
♪ Come with me ♪
1371
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,961
♪ I wanna take you to my galaxy ♪
1372
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,798
♪ Let's move around inside your fantasy ♪
1373
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:11,012
♪ So just let go-oh-whoa ♪
1374
01:29:12,096 --> 01:29:13,848
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1375
01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:15,683
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1376
01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,477
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1377
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,187
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1378
01:29:19,270 --> 01:29:21,147
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1379
01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:26,486
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1380
01:29:26,569 --> 01:29:28,363
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1381
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:29,989
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1382
01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:32,075
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1383
01:29:32,158 --> 01:29:33,743
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1384
01:29:33,826 --> 01:29:35,703
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1385
01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:41,125
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1386
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:43,002
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1387
01:29:44,837 --> 01:29:46,631
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1388
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,259
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1389
01:29:52,136 --> 01:29:53,846
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1390
01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:56,557
♪ Discover me ♪
1391
01:29:57,558 --> 01:30:00,061
♪ I wanna show you sweet eternity ♪
1392
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:03,856
♪ Where we can keep defying gravity ♪
1393
01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:09,237
♪ And we can flo-oh-oh-oat ♪
1394
01:30:09,737 --> 01:30:11,948
♪ No one here ♪
1395
01:30:12,031 --> 01:30:14,826
♪ Let's breathe each other
In this atmosphere ♪
1396
01:30:15,743 --> 01:30:19,330
♪ This perfect world
Is ours to disappear ♪
1397
01:30:19,580 --> 01:30:24,752
♪ So just let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1398
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,546
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1399
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,423
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1400
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,216
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1401
01:30:30,299 --> 01:30:32,093
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1402
01:30:32,176 --> 01:30:33,845
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1403
01:30:33,928 --> 01:30:39,308
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1404
01:30:39,392 --> 01:30:41,185
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1405
01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:42,937
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1406
01:30:43,020 --> 01:30:44,730
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1407
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:46,607
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1408
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:48,443
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1409
01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:53,823
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1410
01:30:53,906 --> 01:30:55,616
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1411
01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:59,328
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1412
01:31:01,205 --> 01:31:02,999
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1413
01:31:04,834 --> 01:31:06,627
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1414
01:31:08,087 --> 01:31:09,589
♪ Come with me ♪
1415
01:31:11,757 --> 01:31:13,217
♪ Come with me ♪
1416
01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:19,724
♪ Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa ♪
1417
01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:23,269
♪ Then just let go ♪
1418
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,481
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1419
01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:28,357
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1420
01:31:28,441 --> 01:31:30,151
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1421
01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:32,028
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1422
01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:33,779
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1423
01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:39,243
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1424
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:41,120
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1425
01:31:41,204 --> 01:31:42,997
♪ Come to my galaxy ♪
1426
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,790
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1427
01:31:44,874 --> 01:31:46,667
♪ A brand-new world to see ♪
1428
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:48,419
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1429
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,590
♪ Follow the stars and let go-oh-whoa-oh ♪
1430
01:31:52,673 --> 01:31:53,883
♪ Galaxy ♪
1431
01:31:53,966 --> 01:31:57,678
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
♪ Gala, galaxy ♪
1432
01:31:57,762 --> 01:32:01,224
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
♪ Ga, gala, galaxy ♪
1433
01:32:01,307 --> 01:32:03,684
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
♪ Ga, gala ♪
1434
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:06,562
♪ Oh
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
94094
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