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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,880 Wow, wearing a suit into the woods today, doc? 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,180 What are you talking about? 3 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,590 Throw away your future somewhere else. 4 00:00:12,590 --> 00:00:15,330 Oh, my God, does he ever wear anything else? 5 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:18,200 I think he literally only has a suit. That's so sad. 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,400 I'd bet he even wears it when he's having se... 7 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:25,810 Girl, no. 8 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,480 Oh, my God. Guys, away from me. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,420 Away from me. My toes are out. I-I just got them done. 10 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,440 Who is it? 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,310 Your roommate, obviously. 12 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,780 You're taking forever. 13 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,930 Mmm. 14 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:53,100 Doing your hair differently today. 15 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:24,100 Oh, yeah. 16 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,470 Heck yeah! 17 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:38,730 Oh! Why is she bothering me on Blaze Day? 18 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,910 Yeah 19 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:06,550 Yeah 20 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:16,030 Yeah 21 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:19,210 Yeah 22 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,960 Just, just hold, hold still, Amelia. 23 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,590 - Uh, I'm Amelia. - I'm Harley. 24 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,170 Wow, like, learn our names, doc. It's not that hard. 25 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:51,040 And yet, Dr. Best is out of your depth. 26 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,740 All right, you have a slight fever. 27 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,350 Any abdominal cramps in addition to the diarrhea? 28 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,350 Ew, he's still wearing the vomit shoes. 29 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,490 Oh, my gosh, those shoes deserve to be vomited on. 30 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:02,390 I can't look. Their ugliness burns my eyes. 31 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,600 No, go on. I love getting fashion tips 32 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,640 from high schoolers in flip-flops. 33 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,040 Okay, now you all have symptoms of food poisoning. 34 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,140 I need to hear about your diet. I need to know everything 35 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,510 you've eaten in the last 24 hours. 36 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:14,220 - Um, rude. - You can't ask about our diet. 37 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,420 - That is fat-shaming. - Mm-mm. 38 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,790 I'm gonna need you to put your three brain cells together 39 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:20,660 and tell me if you've shared any food recently. 40 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,100 We all had dinner at the Salty Breeze last night. 41 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:24,700 It was Liam's birthday. 42 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,980 Happy birthday, Liam. 43 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:29,450 It's not today. 44 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:32,750 Did you all have the same thing? 45 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,490 - I had a cheeseburger. - Fish and chips. 46 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:37,130 Okay. Salmonella, maybe. Campylobacter... 47 00:03:37,130 --> 00:03:38,700 - Salma-who? - Our healthcare system... 48 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,000 All right, I'm gonna need a stool sample from each of you. 49 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,510 - Stool? - Oh, no, I'm sorry. 50 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,510 You don't have to poop in it. There's a spoon. 51 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,080 - I'd rather be sick honestly. - In there? 52 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,720 Just stop. Okay, other than that, I need you to rest, 53 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,690 hydrate, and eat bland foods, brats. 54 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,400 - What did you just call us? - Oh, because I'm Asian. 55 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,230 - Who's a brat? - I'm gonna call my mom. 56 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,140 Brats. You know brats? 57 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,740 Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. BRATS. 58 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,580 Hey, doc. Larry Jackson. 59 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,650 Y-y-you got time for a walk-in? 60 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:05,120 Well, I... 61 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,790 Watch out, I'm gonna blow! 62 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:07,990 Oh! 63 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:18,180 I've examined four patients this morning 64 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,150 with clear symptoms of food poisoning. 65 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:22,420 Okay, and good morning to you, too, doc. 66 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,060 And they all ate here last night. 67 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,330 And I need to see the kitchen. 68 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,800 Lower your voice. 69 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,700 What's going on? 70 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,170 Should I stop eating my oatmeal? 71 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:31,200 No, no, keep eating. It's your funeral. 72 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,910 What? 73 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:34,540 Now, wait just a minute, doc. 74 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:38,820 Doc! 75 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:46,800 How long has this butter been sitting out? 76 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,770 Morning, doc. 77 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,570 Only a few minutes. Why do you ask? 78 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,880 A couple of people are sick. He thinks it came from us. 79 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,620 Now, doc, we keep this place in ship shape. 80 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,350 You butter believe it. 81 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:58,790 And we're always up to code. 82 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:04,240 Well, we'll see what the inspector has to say. 83 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,740 - What? - I'm sorry, what? 84 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,250 Because there were more than three cases of vomiting, 85 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,110 I had to file a possible foodborne illness report 86 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,350 with the Maine Department of Health and Human Services. 87 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,360 - Ah... - What? Are you serious? 88 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,800 I'm just following the rules. 89 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,630 - Today? - Mm-hmm. 90 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,830 You had to do this today. 91 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:21,240 Of all days! 92 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,280 It's Blaze Day! 93 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,680 - Ah! - Doc! 94 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,280 There's always next year, honey. 95 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,990 I'm looking for a duck! 96 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:31,120 Doc B! 97 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,400 Doctor! Hey! There he is. 98 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,630 I've been looking everywhere for you. Get in. 99 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,370 - You do not wanna be late. - For what? 100 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:40,640 The Annual Wilderness Survival Workshop. 101 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,210 I handle the emergency radio protocol, and Dr. Reese... 102 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,220 Let me guess, Dr. Reese did first-aid. 103 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,160 - Yep. - I'm kind of busy right now. 104 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,260 Oh. Okay. Well, don't worry about it. I can handle it. 105 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,000 I was a lifeguard one summer. 106 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,640 That was until the, well, 107 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,540 "accident" is a strong word that I don't like to use. 108 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,810 But it was one of those things 109 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:00,820 that I felt like, I saw her, right? 110 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,290 And she was swimming very well for the... 111 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,690 - Fine! This better be quick. - Okay. 112 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,900 Yes. All right. All right. Doc! 113 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,530 Doc B! 114 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,570 Okay. 115 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,610 She thanked me right after... 116 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,720 So, what's your show this week? 117 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,020 Oh, I'm on hiatus. I'm dealing with some stuff. 118 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,760 Ugh! 119 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,440 - Is that your mom? - Yes! 120 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,440 It is so annoying. She keeps texting me. 121 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,280 I'm like, we are not speaking. 122 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,480 But I can't text her that 123 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,020 because then we would be speaking. 124 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,490 So, you're really not going to her wedding tomorrow? 125 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:37,420 No! I'm not going. 126 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:39,330 No way. 127 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:40,630 Ooh-kay. 128 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,000 Let's go. Let's go. 129 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,740 Man. 130 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,520 Come on now, doc. Hm. 131 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:56,330 So, what is Blaze Day? 132 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:58,030 Well, actually, it's not a day. 133 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:59,600 It's a person, Blaze. 134 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,510 He's like this, like this mysterious wilderness man 135 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,640 who comes out of the woods once a year 136 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,220 to help us brush up on our survival skills. 137 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,620 He lives in the woods? 138 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,990 As far as we know. He's really cool. 139 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:13,600 The women seem to be particularly interested in it. 140 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,070 I guess they worry a lot about getting lost. 141 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,940 - Come on. - What is going on? 142 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,850 Shh. It's happening. 143 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,620 Oh, look. I heard he twigs now. 144 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,590 Do you see him? Does anybody see him? 145 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:27,490 Shh, shh, shh. I think he's coming. 146 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,830 Ah! 147 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:35,940 It's him. 148 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:39,110 Oh, my God! 149 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:50,000 He's even dreamier than I remember. 150 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,740 I think I might faint. 151 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,520 Man! What's he squat? 152 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:05,570 - There he is. - Oh, my God. 153 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,270 He's like chiseled out of stone. 154 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:08,640 Uh-huh. 155 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:20,430 Ladies, it's time to survive. 156 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,730 - Oh. - Oh, boy. 157 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:28,380 As I say every year, 158 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:30,280 out here in Maine, it's always good 159 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,390 to brush up on wilderness safety. 160 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,420 Even on the shortest hike, 161 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,930 an emergency can happen. 162 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,170 But don't worry. 163 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,640 That's why I'm here. 164 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:43,010 Here we go. 165 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,750 Point the direction of travel arrow toward the object. 166 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:53,600 Then rotate the base plate to line up the arrows. 167 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,870 I'm such a ninny when it comes to these things. 168 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,970 I-I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag. 169 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:03,280 In this case, we're heading 17 degrees north. 170 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,690 - Hey, Blaze? - Yes? 171 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:08,060 Which way is north? 172 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,090 Uh... 173 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,610 - It's this way. - Oh, I see. 174 00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:18,210 I left my office for this? 175 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,610 Just enjoy the show. 176 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:21,950 Listen up! 177 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,350 Now on to CPR. 178 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,620 Finally. 179 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:27,330 - The first thing to know... - Okay. 180 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:28,700 I got this. 181 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,270 So glad I'm here, then. 182 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,510 Okay, I need two volunteers for mouth to mouth. 183 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,510 Mark, Louisa, you're a couple, so why don't you come on up? 184 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,050 Nope, she dumped me. 185 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:38,990 Cut my heart out of my chest. I'm good now, though. 186 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:40,220 You're in the woods all the time. 187 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,490 Totally over it. 188 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,060 Didn't get the message out to you yet. 189 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,640 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you. 190 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,010 So you're single? 191 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,510 Sh... I mean... 192 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,520 Uh... 193 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,850 Interesting. 194 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,960 It's always good to know how to hunt for your food. 195 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,930 Now, can I have a volunteer? 196 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:04,200 Anybody, anybody, anybody? Okay, fine. 197 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,370 Louisa, step right up. 198 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,650 - You won. Step right up. - Oh, okay. 199 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,750 - Cool, cool, cool, cool. - Here you go. 200 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,150 Okay. All right. 201 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:18,430 Now, I want you to grip right here at the... 202 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:20,540 The shaft? Right here? 203 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,140 Feel the tension. 204 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,370 Oh, I do. I feel it. 205 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:25,040 - I feel it. - Aww... 206 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,450 Now release. 207 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:32,090 - Yay! - Okay, I did it. What? 208 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,800 - Wow! - Good job, buddy. 209 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,530 Good job. Let's hear it for Louisa. 210 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:37,800 Good job, Louisa. 211 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,310 I'm just saying, you know, ask her out. 212 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,550 A nice romantic dinner at the Salty Breeze. 213 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:44,990 Well, maybe not the Salty Breeze. 214 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:46,960 I hear people are getting sick. But somewhere else. 215 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,360 No, she's, she's kind of focused on her career. 216 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,970 Oh, life is too short to live in the friend zone, kiddo. 217 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,840 - Oh, a friend. - Yeah. 218 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,210 Fr... How do you know what that is? 219 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,180 Ah! Aww. 220 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,680 Poor little poor guy. 221 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:04,760 You know what? 222 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,430 We can spare a few minutes. Come on. 223 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,930 And now doctor will do first-aid. 224 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:13,470 Finally, and it's Dr. Best. 225 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,310 Okay, first I'll show you how to use a tourniquet. 226 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,220 Uh, ladies, everyone over here. 227 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,490 Okay, so now if everyone would just take a look right here. 228 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:22,860 Right here. 229 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,600 See me twisting. 230 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,040 This way, ladies. 231 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,610 You twist to provide pressure. 232 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,340 You just look... Ladies, this way. 233 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,880 You just provide enough pressure 234 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,150 to block the arterial flow. 235 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,490 It's really that simple. 236 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,760 Excuse me. 237 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,460 - Blaze? - Ladies. 238 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:41,630 Uh... 239 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:44,740 how far up the leg does it go? 240 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,840 I-I just explained it right here, Sally. 241 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,510 I just told you. 242 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,180 If you look that... 243 00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:53,220 This high. 244 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,090 Oh. 245 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,160 Now I understand. 246 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,900 Now you understand? What-what was... 247 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,740 It-it's right here. 248 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:04,980 Thank you, doc. 249 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,010 Ladies, 250 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,380 one of the greatest dangers 251 00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,150 of being lost in the woods 252 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,660 is hypothermia. 253 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,690 Now if you don't have a fire, 254 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,160 this is how you keep warm. 255 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:18,510 First, you strip off your clothes. 256 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,680 Okay. 257 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,080 I need you to pretend with me that we're completely undressed. 258 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,930 - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Good. 259 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:31,560 Now, huddle position. 260 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,670 Very important to generate body heat. 261 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,910 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 262 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,270 Arms under my arms, 263 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:37,440 head on my chest. 264 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,110 - Mm-hmm. - On my chest. 265 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,790 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 266 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,430 - Melt into me. - That's... 267 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,930 Nope, I'm good on this. 268 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:50,170 I'm gonna be in my car in case there's crime and stuff. 269 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,810 Yeah, I think we got enough of that. 270 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,840 - Yeah. - Good. 271 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,680 - Yeah. - Good. 272 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,710 - Separate. - Okay. 273 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,950 I think we've got it. 274 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,820 Yeah, I feel warmer. Yeah, thanks. 275 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,660 That was... 276 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,600 Now, one last exercise. 277 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,670 Oh, thank God. 278 00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:08,000 This is the dead man's carry. 279 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,110 Now I'm gonna need a volunteer, 280 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:12,580 someone that I can carry on my... 281 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,980 Me, me! 282 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,590 Oh! 283 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:16,720 Oh, my God! 284 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,330 Oh, my back! 285 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,560 Ladies, come on. 286 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,820 What did he write? What does it say? 287 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,490 You must get a hold of yourself. 288 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,910 What was that? 289 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,910 - Just a tree branch. - Nothing. Nothing. 290 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,580 - On the window. - Nothing. 291 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,090 Ah. 292 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,190 I'm good, doc. 293 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:56,970 Really, Western medicine's not my thing. 294 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,740 I'll just rub a little willow bark on it. 295 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,410 The woods will heal me. 296 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,450 Yeah, the woods cannot diagnose a fracture. 297 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,750 Let's make sure those hens didn't crack a rib. 298 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,520 Oh! 299 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,470 Elaine! 300 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:18,340 - Hi. - Why can't I see the images? 301 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,520 - Ooh, Wi-Fi's down. - Can you fix it? 302 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,750 Can you fix it? 303 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,220 Elaine, once again, as my assistant, 304 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,790 it is by definition your job... 305 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,030 Ooh, you know what? You should call Al. 306 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,230 He's really good with that stuff. 307 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,400 You should call... 308 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,540 Bro, she's a terrible assistant. 309 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,810 Thank you. 310 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,380 I still don't like you. 311 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,620 Most men don't. 312 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,120 Oh, hey, doc, I'm just fixing the door. 313 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,530 The door didn't need fixing. 314 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,830 It opens, it closes. What more do you need? 315 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,140 No. No! 316 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,840 I don't want this. And for the last time, 317 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,350 this is not my dog. 318 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,520 Well, then why is he sitting at your feet? 319 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,660 I-I have to go back to my patient. 320 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,930 Since you're here, fix the Wi-Fi. 321 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:21,700 Wi-Fi. Eh... 322 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,320 Doc, you're needed at the Salty Breeze! 323 00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:37,000 Dr. Martin Best, Christopher Clyburn, 324 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,010 environmental health practitioner. 325 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:42,080 I just need you to sign here and here 326 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,980 as the doctor who reported the possible foodborne illness. 327 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,290 See? All up to code, Martin. 328 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,530 The most hygienic kitchen he's ever inspected, in fact. 329 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,400 - It's true. - Really? Mm. That's good news. 330 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,710 Surprising with the pig running around the kitchen. 331 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,110 - What? - Ha! Ha! No! 332 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,280 Brother, who are you gonna believe? 333 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,750 - No, it's not a... - I just... 334 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,020 Ah! No! 335 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,320 Oh, my God. 336 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,760 Oh, no! 337 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,470 Martin! 338 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,970 What have you done? 339 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:25,600 Oi, this Wi-Fi wants to kill me. 340 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,040 - I don't even know... - Elaine. 341 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,470 Mommy, I am at work. 342 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,350 I already told you I'm not coming to the wedding. 343 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,220 Honey, I'm not here to see you. 344 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,320 I'm here to see that boss of yours. 345 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,360 Really? Why? Are you sick? 346 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,030 I mean, I don't care, but I... 347 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,930 Are you sick? No. 348 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,030 You look too mad to be sick. 349 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:45,040 He shut down the Salty Breeze, 350 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,910 which means he shut down my wedding. 351 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,880 Really? 352 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,950 I, I mean... Really? 353 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,420 I know that you don't want me to get married. 354 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:54,790 Well, at least not to Dumb Dumb. 355 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,930 But, honey, we're gonna get married, 356 00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:58,970 whether it's Saturday or next month, 357 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,240 whether it's at the Salty Breeze or townhall. 358 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,140 Okay, and what about dad? 359 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,680 I will love your father till the day that I die, 360 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,390 but I love Dumb Dumb, too. 361 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,220 Oh, my God, now you got me saying it? 362 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:13,060 Yeah, 'cause it's so very true. 363 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:16,940 Elaine, I love you so much, 364 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,200 but I need to speak with Dr. Best. 365 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,070 Hey, he's with a patient right now. 366 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,210 Then tell him I am furious with him 367 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,380 for shutting down the Salty Breeze. 368 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,050 And I'm sure that I won't be the only one. 369 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,500 - What seems to be the problem? - Nothing. 370 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,140 I just thought I'd come here and give you a piece of my mind. 371 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,110 Oh, how generous. You accept returns? 372 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,850 I take my daughter to the Salty Breeze 373 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,720 every weekend for Sunday sundaes! 374 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,090 What am I supposed to do now? 375 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,690 I don't know. Maybe make them yourself? 376 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,000 Uh... 377 00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:56,480 He wants me to make them myself. 378 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,400 You know where we're going, Martin? 379 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,500 - We have to take Brisket away. - You did this to us! 380 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,010 It's not personal, okay? It's protocol. 381 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:12,010 It's personal to us. It's our life. 382 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,250 We defended you, no matter what people say. 383 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,390 - I don't care what people say. - Well, we do. 384 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,390 When what's-his-name called you a snob, 385 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,730 we said you... What did we say? 386 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:22,270 - Culture. - We said you were cultured. 387 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,670 When everybody calls you horribly rude, 388 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,270 and you are, you know, you're horribly rude. 389 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,550 - We say you're uniquely honest. - Uniquely honest. 390 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,020 We have always had your back, and this is how you repay us? 391 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,690 It's called loyalty, Martin, 392 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,990 but I guess that word doesn't mean anything to you. 393 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,330 I-I'm just adhering... 394 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,270 You have a farm animal 395 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,270 wandering around a food preparation area. 396 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,740 How am I in the wrong here? I'm a doctor. 397 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,950 I-I have a responsibility to this town. 398 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,150 I'm just trying to make sure that the food you're serving 399 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,720 is safe to eat. 400 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,030 Yeah, well, we've contested the health department's report, 401 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,060 and we're gonna fight this. 402 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,330 It's okay, sweetie. 403 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,200 It's just until we figure things out. 404 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,170 At least you'll be with your friend, Paisley. 405 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,440 We thought you were one of us. 406 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,820 And I never even got to see Blaze! 407 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,750 It's okay. Farm animal? 408 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,020 Let's get out of here. 409 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,390 What's wrong with you? 410 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,170 Is it true? 411 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,350 You got the Salty Breeze shut down? 412 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,450 - I didn't. The health inspec... - How could you do this to them? 413 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,090 And just so you know, I had a stomach bug 414 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,260 last night, and I did need... 415 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,890 Really? How-how are you feeling now? 416 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,900 I-I'm fine, but I was throwing up last night. 417 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,600 Well, you need to rehydrate, restore your electrolytes. 418 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,200 How much water have you had today? 419 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,040 - I'll get you some. - A lot. I'm, I'm good. 420 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,340 Thank you. 421 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,750 What were your other symptoms? 422 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,850 Uh, fever, dizziness, cramps, chills. 423 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,390 Diarrhea? 424 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,460 Um, things were going out 425 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,530 the attic more than the basement. 426 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,740 Understood. And what did you eat at the Salty Breeze? 427 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,510 - Nothing. I ate at Jeannie's. - Jeannie's? 428 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,380 That's what I'm trying to say to you. 429 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,220 You need to fix this. That place is their whole lives. 430 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,460 - You have to make this right. - L-Louisa. 431 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,460 Yes? 432 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,540 I'm gonna need a stool sample. 433 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,580 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 434 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:12,850 Okay. 435 00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:13,990 Whenever you're ready. 436 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,630 No rush. 437 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,810 This town has too many pigs. 438 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:27,380 Oh, hi, doc. Heard you shut down the Salty Breeze. 439 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,150 I didn't. The health inspector did. 440 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:32,260 Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep your distance. 441 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,560 Got a little stomach bug. 442 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,670 Really? When did it start? 443 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:40,140 Around 11:00. I was blowing up the toilet all night. 444 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,910 I'm really pissed that I missed Blaze. 445 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,650 That's the highlight of my year. 446 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:47,320 I'm assuming this is the aforementioned Paisley? 447 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,190 No need for big words, doc. 448 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,800 And you're teaching the youth of America. 449 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,700 Well, right now, I'm piggy-sitting because of you. 450 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,940 And Brisket's welcome anytime she wants. 451 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,680 They have play dates all the time anyways. 452 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,680 All the time? 453 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,320 Yeah, she was here a few days ago. 454 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,450 Are they always this snotty? 455 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:06,900 No, but maybe they have a little bug, too, 456 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,060 now that I think about it. 457 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,200 You mind if I... 458 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,900 Yep, whatever floats your boat, doc. 459 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,340 Okay, that's... 460 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,540 Well, you're good at that. 461 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,820 - Any cough? - No. 462 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,920 Okay, not swine flu. 463 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,360 No rashes, not hoof and mouth. 464 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,200 Probably not brucellosis. 465 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,970 Although, have you had any joint pain? 466 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,470 No. 467 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,070 Everyone who has symptoms 468 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:33,080 has come in contact with a pig. 469 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,350 Except Greg and George aren't sick. 470 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:37,090 Okay, if you're gonna keep talking to yourself, 471 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,190 can I go back to my toilet? 472 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:39,830 Oh, yes, of course. 473 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,800 Oh, wh-while you're at it, um... 474 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,370 If you don't mind. 475 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,360 How did you learn how to do all of this? 476 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,630 Uh, I don't know. Just taught myself, I guess. 477 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:58,600 Always been good with computers and stuff. 478 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,470 Wow. So you're, like, really smart. 479 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,780 Do we have Blaze's X-ray yet? 480 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:10,120 - Almost, doc. - Send these off for immediate... 481 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,930 Doctor, thank you so, so, so much. 482 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:16,630 - For what? - Closing the Salty Breeze. 483 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,340 To be clear, I didn't close the Salty... 484 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,780 Because now the stupid wedding is postponed 485 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:24,120 and Dumb Dumb won't be my stepdad! 486 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,690 Let me guess, Dumb Dumb is not his given name. 487 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:33,800 - Hmm. - Thank you, doc. Seriously. 488 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,100 That wedding would be the worst thing 489 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,410 to ever happen to me. 490 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,280 All right. Wi-Fi's fixed. 491 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,420 Finally, someone competent. 492 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,690 You know, doc, I was thinking 493 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:47,400 maybe I could be your IT guy around here. 494 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,100 I could come in between jobs with my dad. 495 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,970 To pay you so you could hang around and annoy me? 496 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,010 I'll pass. 497 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,280 No. T-there's always something 498 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,650 going wrong with the computers. 499 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,320 And he could digitize the old files. 500 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,650 Ooh. 501 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:01,290 Fine. 502 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,990 No giggling. 503 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,130 We don't giggle. 504 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,170 Martin James Best! 505 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,850 - How could you? - How could I what? 506 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,450 George and Greg have had Brisket for 18 years, 507 00:23:16,450 --> 00:23:17,990 and they've never had a problem before. 508 00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:20,230 They keep that place as clean as a whistle. 509 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,170 Did you not even think about that 510 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,970 before you reported them? 511 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:27,140 Did you even consider that you might ruin their lives? 512 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,550 They have a pig in a restaurant. 513 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:32,020 That's not my fault. It's unsanitary. 514 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:35,830 The Salty Breeze is the heart of this town. 515 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:40,130 How do you not understand about the concept of community? 516 00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:43,240 - How can you be so heartless? - Heartless? I'm a doctor. 517 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,580 - If people are getting sick... - Don't give me that! 518 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:49,850 I have stood by you while you canceled 519 00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:52,490 baked bean suppers and, and broken innocent arms 520 00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:53,860 and treated the people here no better 521 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:56,470 than the gum on the bottom of your shoe. 522 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,710 But now I've reached my limit. 523 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:01,240 Now you have gone too far. 524 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,580 You have hurt people that I love 525 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:07,390 and may have cost them their entire future. 526 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,890 - And you don't even care. - That's not true. 527 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:12,770 I, I care about keeping people safe. 528 00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,640 I don't care about silly little festivals 529 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,510 or games and gossip like everyone else in this town. 530 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:19,650 - I... - Can it! 531 00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:21,650 You may be unhappy, 532 00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:23,190 but that does not give you the right 533 00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:25,860 to go around tearing down everybody else's happiness. 534 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:30,600 You know maybe you don't belong here. 535 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,610 What's wrong with you? 536 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,550 Elaine! 537 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,280 Get me Blaze now! 538 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:16,690 Elaine! 539 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:18,600 Get me Blaze now! 540 00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:21,470 What? 541 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:23,170 Why? What's wrong with him? 542 00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:24,740 No fracture. 543 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,550 You see this widened mediastinum? 544 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:30,620 Mm. Yes, doctor, I see this. I don't... 545 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:33,230 He has an enlargement of the aortic area. 546 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:35,260 Look, given his other symptoms, 547 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,300 he might have a possible aortic dissection. 548 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,840 I, I... What's a... 549 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,840 It's a tear in the inner layer of the main artery. 550 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,240 If the blood goes through the aortic wall, 551 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,850 it could rupture and he would die immediately. 552 00:25:43,850 --> 00:25:45,320 I need Blaze's phone number right now. 553 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,890 We don't have a number for him. 554 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:49,330 - Then give me his address. - He doesn't have an address. 555 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,600 - Do you know where he lives? - No. 556 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,900 Does anyone know where he lives? 557 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,170 No. 558 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:54,770 Does anyone know anyone who might know where he lives? 559 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,910 No, he lives off the grid, in the woods. 560 00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:58,140 How do you get in touch with him? 561 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,180 We don't. Once a year, he comes to us. 562 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,620 All right, well, if he wants to live off the grid, 563 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,220 then he's gonna die off the grid. 564 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,590 Doc, you can't mean that. 565 00:26:06,590 --> 00:26:09,030 Wh... He walked out of my office, Elaine. Okay? 566 00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,870 Clearly he doesn't wanna be found. 567 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:13,010 - How can you be so callous? - What else am I supposed to do? 568 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:16,010 You're a doctor, and he needs help. 569 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:18,080 Sarah was right. What is wrong with you? 570 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,650 You heard all that? 571 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:22,220 Not exactly soundproof walls in here, doc. 572 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,200 Fine. 573 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,800 Do you have a better idea? 574 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,520 Caw-caw! 575 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,830 Caw-caw! 576 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:43,000 Caw-caw! 577 00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:49,750 Make no mistake, 578 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,480 we will help you. 579 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,320 But we are not happy with you right now. 580 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,500 Right. So, Blaze needs immediate medical attention. 581 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,530 Keep him lying down. 582 00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:00,130 His heartrate cannot raise 583 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,370 above 60 BPM. 584 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,640 If you can find him, that is. 585 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,650 - Ha! - All right, girls. 586 00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:09,020 Let's do this. 587 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,530 Don't forget to adjust for magnetic variation. 588 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:17,900 Eighteen degrees west in Maine. 589 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,040 We'll head northeast at 43 degrees. 590 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,280 - Radios to channel five. - Copy. 591 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,550 - Move out! - Got this. 592 00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:26,690 Let's go, ladies. Standard grid search. 593 00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:28,260 We're coming, Blaze. 594 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,800 They... 595 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,570 They could always do this? 596 00:27:32,570 --> 00:27:33,840 Yep. 597 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,070 But then why were they... 598 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,270 You know nothing about women, doc. 599 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:45,730 Oh, these are his footsteps. 600 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,400 - We should go this way. - Oh, okay. 601 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,970 She's right. I'd know that sandalwood musk anywhere. 602 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:51,470 Let's go. 603 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,340 His man bracelet! 604 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,240 Okay, that's it. There's no time to waste. 605 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,450 We've got to go. Split up into groups of two. 606 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:58,720 - Move now. - Yes! 607 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,720 - I'm not going with him! - Me neither! 608 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,330 Search by yourself, doc! 609 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,570 I'll go with you. 610 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:10,980 - Blaze! - Blaze 611 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,750 - Okay. - Blaze! 612 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,650 - Blaze! - Blaze! 613 00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:16,250 Blaze! 614 00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:24,840 I guess, uh, people are pretty upset 615 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,570 with you, aren't they, again? 616 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:28,310 Seems to be a specialty of mine. 617 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:31,850 - What I did was right. - Mm. 618 00:28:31,850 --> 00:28:34,990 No matter what the angry mob thinks. 619 00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,760 Sometimes doing the right thing 620 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,170 doesn't always mean following the rules. 621 00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:41,470 People are more complicated than that. 622 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,910 You ever get tired of it? 623 00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,510 What? 624 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:48,980 Being nice? 625 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,020 All the time. 626 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,690 Sometimes I just wanna 627 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,430 scream at people. 628 00:28:54,430 --> 00:28:55,900 Like Principal Holloway. 629 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,030 Huh, but he has been sick. 630 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,540 So I guess I should go easy on him. 631 00:28:58,540 --> 00:28:59,910 Wait, what? 632 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,410 Yeah, he had that stomach bug, too, 633 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:02,880 a couple days ago. 634 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:08,290 Teens, Jeannie, Holloway, you... 635 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,030 Does a man named Larry Jackson work at the school? 636 00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:13,400 Larry, the janitor? Yeah. 637 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,910 - It's coming from that. - What? 638 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:20,520 Oh! Oh! 639 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,550 - Louisa. - Yeah? 640 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,550 Are you okay? 641 00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:25,460 - Yeah. - A-a-are you hurt? 642 00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,430 - Are you... - No. 643 00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:28,830 Uh... 644 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:33,670 I'm, I'm great. 645 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:35,040 Are-are-are you sure? 646 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,550 I'm sure. I'm, I'm great. 647 00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:43,130 I'm great. 648 00:29:45,830 --> 00:29:48,000 Oh, God, ow! 649 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,310 Oh! 650 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,140 Oh, God, ow! 651 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:52,680 - Oh, my God! - Oh, I'm so... 652 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,950 - It's your, it's your... - What? 653 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:55,590 I'm sorry, it's-it's your face. 654 00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:57,520 - My face? My face. - No. 655 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,860 - No, I don't, I don't know... - Of course, it's gross. 656 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,460 - My face is gross. - No... 657 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,730 Ugh. No, don't worry. 658 00:30:02,730 --> 00:30:04,270 We've got Blaze! 659 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,570 He's unconscious. 660 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:08,110 We got Blaze. We got Blaze! 661 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,180 - We got Blaze! - We got... 662 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,450 Damn it! 663 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:16,730 One, two, three, four, five, 664 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:18,130 six, seven... 665 00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:20,470 - eight, nine, ten. - You got this, okay? 666 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,470 One, two, three, 667 00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:25,240 four, five, six, seven... 668 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,080 - We need to remove his shirt. - Nine... 669 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,890 ten. 670 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,060 Oh! 671 00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,870 One, two, three, 672 00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:38,740 four, five, six, seven, 673 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:41,310 eight, nine, ten. 674 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:43,580 One, two, three, 675 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,880 four, five... 676 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,220 - All right. Everybody clear. - Okay. 677 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,800 He's breathing. 678 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,340 We need a stretcher. 679 00:30:58,780 --> 00:30:59,880 - There you go. - Wow! 680 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,180 Okay, everybody get together. 681 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:03,790 - Ready? - Are we ready? 682 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:06,060 One, two, three, lift. 683 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:08,360 Ooh! 684 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,470 Oh, boy. 685 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,910 Where am I? 686 00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:18,080 You're on your way to Bar Harbor Hospital. 687 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,120 You're gonna be okay. 688 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,820 Louisa. 689 00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:23,490 When I'm through this, 690 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:26,070 I know a great spot we could climb to. 691 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:29,340 Would you watch the sunrise with me? 692 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,380 With your heart, the only thing you're gonna be climbing... 693 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,650 - is your couch -There we go. 694 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:35,990 I don't have a couch. 695 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:38,560 - Bye, Blaze. - Bye, Blaze. 696 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,690 Bye, Blaze! 697 00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:43,700 Congrats, ladies, we did it. 698 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,270 Yeah, we did. 699 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,610 We did. 700 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,780 Wish we could get a drink at the Salty Breeze. 701 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,320 But, um... 702 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,190 Sure feels good to save something, doesn't it? 703 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:57,390 Mhm-hm. 704 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,700 Sure does. 705 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,220 I need your help. 706 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:24,450 Um, I'm gonna check the other fridge. 707 00:32:24,450 --> 00:32:25,480 Okay. 708 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:46,360 Well, that confirms it. 709 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,630 Thank you. 710 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:48,870 Can we make this short? 711 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,270 I was right in the middle 712 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:52,100 of some afternoon delight with my bride-to-be. 713 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,740 - That's... We didn't n... - No, didn't... 714 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:56,110 Until I was rudely interrupted 715 00:32:56,110 --> 00:32:58,350 by the same man that ruined our wedding. 716 00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,350 Wait. 717 00:33:00,790 --> 00:33:02,090 You're Dumb Dumb? 718 00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:04,330 Excuse me? 719 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,170 These expired hamburger patties 720 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,040 are the source of the food poisoning. 721 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,210 Every person that got sick is confirmed 722 00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:15,020 they've eaten the school hamburgers in the past few days. 723 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,350 And, boy, were they rubbery! 724 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,060 I mean, I could only get in a few bites. 725 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,660 I had to put ketchup all over them just to... 726 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,790 Sorry. Continue. 727 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,160 Given the date on the wrapping, 728 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,270 I suspect you were fully aware you were serving 729 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,040 expired meat to your students and staff? 730 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,750 Oh. 731 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,180 It's barely expired. 732 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,690 It was barely expired, just a few days. 733 00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:35,190 I thought it would be okay. 734 00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:37,190 You thought it would be okay to serve expired meat? 735 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:39,230 Well, we, I've had to stretch out the food supply 736 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:40,500 'cause of funding cuts. 737 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,210 I am under a lot of pressure. Okay? 738 00:33:43,210 --> 00:33:46,080 My fridge is full of expired food, milk... 739 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,120 - yogurt, salmon... - No, no. 740 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,050 - That's disgusting. - Uh, cheese... 741 00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:51,720 It tastes mostly fine. 742 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,460 - I'm sure they don't. - No, no, don't, don't... 743 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:56,000 - That's not good. - I'm so sorry. 744 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,410 You know, you really... are a dumb dumb. 745 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,150 He's not the only one. 746 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,960 What are you doing? 747 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,530 I'm getting corn for the wedding. 748 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,940 How can you get corn at a time like this? 749 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,400 We have a wedding to put on, and I need 750 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,280 grilled scallops with miso corn salad for 50. 751 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,350 Can't we just be happy that they let us reopen? 752 00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:38,980 Of course they let us reopen. 753 00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:41,520 We didn't get anyone sick, the school did. 754 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,960 What are we gonna do about Brisket? 755 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,260 Gigi, baby. 756 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,270 She can't stay at Jeannie's forever. 757 00:34:46,270 --> 00:34:49,470 What if she chokes on a twig or gets in a fight with Paisley? 758 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:53,710 Brisket can take Paisley. 759 00:34:53,710 --> 00:34:55,250 I had a nightmare... 760 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:59,020 that... Jeannie threw a luau, and Brisket was the... 761 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,300 Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I know. I know. 762 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,300 It's not the same without her. 763 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,570 - So maybe we can just... - What? 764 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:08,010 Bring her back and keep her upstairs. 765 00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:10,250 No. No, if the health inspector returns, 766 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,980 we could get shut down forever. 767 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:14,590 So we have to choose between the Salty Breeze and Brisket? 768 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,860 Look... 769 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,300 We'll think of something. 770 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,900 Maybe we'll build a shed outside. 771 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,270 A shed? 772 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:23,910 Like she's some farm animal. 773 00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:25,640 You're right. 774 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,180 It's beneath her. 775 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,690 - It's Martin. - Blegh! 776 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:34,530 Hey. 777 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,600 - You did? - What? 778 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,900 - She can? - What? 779 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,780 - How? - What? What? 780 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:42,380 What? 781 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,410 - Hey there. - Hi. 782 00:35:56,410 --> 00:35:58,040 Hi. 783 00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:24,560 What in the name of... 784 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,280 I'm guessing this is about the... 785 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,850 I just can't believe it's actually happening. 786 00:36:36,350 --> 00:36:38,290 I'm gonna have a stepdad. 787 00:36:38,290 --> 00:36:42,060 Yes, well, you are. You better get going, 'cause... 788 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,500 Floor's filthy, especially with that dog running around. 789 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,670 I wish that you had met my dad. 790 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,420 He was so goofy... 791 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:54,450 and adventurous... 792 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,230 and now... 793 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:59,000 it's like he doesn't exist. 794 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:02,810 And how could she choose him? 795 00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:05,840 Also like how could she choose Dumb Dumb? 796 00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:10,620 Love is blind I-I guess. 797 00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:11,790 Ugh! 798 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:25,320 I can't go to the wedding. 799 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,920 I can't... 800 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,730 pretend to be happy... 801 00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:34,500 when I'm so sad. 802 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:41,050 'Cause if I go, then it's like... 803 00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:45,660 like I've replaced him too. 804 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:05,200 I know it feels that way, 805 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,040 but... it's not true. 806 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,680 How would you know? 807 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,820 I lost my sister when I was six. 808 00:38:19,090 --> 00:38:20,390 Oh. 809 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,670 Oh, she was so... 810 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,210 annoying. 811 00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:29,040 Yeah. 812 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:32,420 Constantly teasing me... 813 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:35,090 You know, big sister. 814 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,830 But, um... 815 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,740 And she, she was my best friend. 816 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,850 - And you miss her? - Mhm-hm. 817 00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:53,360 Every day. 818 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:01,140 - So, how do you... - You just have to keep going. 819 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:02,440 Um... 820 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,750 Mhm... 821 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:06,790 I promise you... 822 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:09,960 nobody can ever replace your father. 823 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:30,370 Okay. 824 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,010 Ah... 825 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:37,850 Fine. 826 00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:42,020 I'm gonna... 827 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:45,560 do... one of these... 828 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,400 That'll be good. That feels... 829 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,940 Yep, just gonna... 830 00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:51,010 Oh. 831 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:53,510 Good God! 832 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,760 - Could you... - No. 833 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,600 Absolutely no. 834 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,830 - Just for the... - No. 835 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:05,600 - Just help me get there. - No. 836 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,640 - No. - You don't have to stay. 837 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,070 Thanks. 838 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,950 Oh, no. 839 00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:24,600 Ahh! 840 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:53,750 Please be seated. 841 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,470 Well, it seems like somebody pulled some strings. 842 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,810 Well, I might have made a few calls. 843 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:24,680 Well, aren't you just full of surprises? 844 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,220 Well, they did receive a perfect health inspection score. 845 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,190 As long as Brisket stays out of the kitchen, 846 00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:32,000 there shouldn't be a problem. 847 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,510 All I'm saying is, sometimes perhaps, maybe... 848 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,040 rules are made to be bent. 849 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,950 And now everybody can go back to the Salty Breeze. 850 00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:42,680 Oh, Marty. 851 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,660 You did good. 852 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,660 Thank you for making the call. 853 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,340 Oh. 854 00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:55,680 Oops! 855 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,050 Oh, sorry, doc. 856 00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,480 That's it. 857 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,320 That's it. I'm buying new shoes. 858 00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:04,330 Come on, honey. 859 00:43:04,330 --> 00:43:06,230 - I feel better. - Oh, good. 860 00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:07,840 I'll hold your hair. 59345

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