All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S07E14

Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean.

You get into like this mood.

You can all feel it. I feel like I'm
carrying more than my load. I feel

the other way around. I don't want to
leave anyone high and dry, but replace

I'm telling you right now, bring someone
else in. I didn't plan on ever quitting

or whatever, but it's like I feel closer
to the fish in the water than the deck

crew. Jason, you've always been awesome
on deck, and I found someone.

He'll be here before the next charter.

What the hell? We already have so much
of all this. These are our preferences.

Once a character's done, then you reply,
but you don't keep adding, adding,

adding. I think Miss Talia wants to be
the chief too, and she just tries to

me look bad.

I don't feel like this. Why is this
child being all this?

Please, can you do it? Hey, tequila.
Guys,

they really needed help with seeing that
stuff down. I'm making the drinks for

the guests. And I'm cleaning up here.

I want to put some sort of, like, lead
position in my team. I've got a very

friend working really hard, and then I
had Courtney come in and just completely

blow me away. And for that reason, I
want to go with her.

Yeah. Are you guys nervous about who's
going to join your team?

No, I'm not. I think I'll be fine.

Is he leaving?

I've got to have this conversation
tonight.

What combo?

Like, why not tonight?

Why now is not the time of day.

Both of you have absolutely killed it.
I'd like to make you my lead dickhead.

Holy shit. Like, what is going on? Thank
you. I appreciate it so much.

It is quite disappointing.

You'd probably hate this time I come
back.

Is there a conversation that needs to be
had?

It's not while you're out of work hours.

That is just a shitty thing I think
you've just done. Do you feel lighter?

Clearly not. What do you mean clearly
not?

I was. I sat down and played.

I can't take you anymore.

Get the f*** out of my life.

Stop.

Oh my God, the anxiety, man.

Go tell to him. I'm not saying to him
because I'm having an anxiety.

Honestly, he's the most dramatic person.

Bruce? Just nonsense.

I made the bad person every time we go
out. You are not so dumb. I've got curls

by now.

She made me look like a puss in front of
everyone.

I want nothing to do with her. You don't
make me look like an idiot where I do

as much as I can for you and you do that
to me all the time. You guys go out and

I will go and I will do the whole anchor
watch because there's only so much that

I can go through. This is bullshit.

I want to go back and do my Good job.

How do you take a bath? I think

it's a little bit strange.

I'm trying to come for a storm now. When
I feel disappointed in myself, this is

the worst night yet.

Like, everything's just everywhere.

I'm getting too dramatic.

For no reason. By the way, my food is
delicious. Is there anyone else? Me too.

I'm not living my best life right now.

No.

Is it me?

No.

I'm just telling him not to stress.

Don't tell him to eat.

I'm asking if he's understanding.

Guys, if we're stressed out here, if
anybody wants to, I put in for everyone.

my god, yeah.

I'm going to suck my onion.

No, I'll suck it with you.

We're going to have onion breath all
night now. Honey, just squirt it on me.

one's picking up tonight.

Three choices left, baby.

How's it, mate? Everything good?

Yeah. How do you feel?

I get a bunch of bulls**t, dude.

I get changed.

I have a takeover.

It's all good.

Thanks, mate.

I just feel a little bit weird. My feet
are wet.

I have wet feet.

Where are your shoes? I put my shoes on.

Are they dry?

Yeah, of course they're dry. Give me a
right pat.

Okay, got him.

As much as Dave and I have our problems,
he's still like a friend.

My boyfriend clearly wants me to be away
from Dave.

But I can't because I have to work with
him. That's the worst part about your

thing. You just have to put your work
life first.

Let's call that and let's go shake our
caboose. To the next spot. To the next

spot. It is the very last night. Done.

So, I'm pumped.

Okay, we're going. Let's go, let's go,
let's go. I've got Prince Charming here,

I'm putting my shoes on.

Oh my God, old couple.

Oh my God, oh my God. I'm in the corner.
I'm in the front.

No, just get in the front, you winner.

Okay, so this is what I'm thinking in my
brain.

I'm literally thinking nothing.

This is just us three, darling.

The interior dream team.

There we are.

Honestly, I'm so glad I've got you two
because... That.

They put their own personal relationship
between them two, and I can't connect

on their level. I connect with Kyle, I
just can't connect with Natasha, I'm

really tired.

Natasha's strange.

Also, like, I feel like she's not a
decent.

You or Kyle would run it better.

What are we drinking?

Anything heavy and flowy and loud, and
let's do it.

Oh, wow.

What would you like to drink?

That Lee Deccan situation, it's... A
little bit soul -destroying, but at the

same time, I think Courtney's happiness
here overrides my sadness.

And booze are here, so they're going to
help numb some emotions.

Oh my God, it's so hot.

Yeah, you guys.

Honestly, come on. See you tonight, dog.

Yeah, let's go home.

Fine, yeah, we'll go. We just need to
wait for Tash.

Wait, where is she? She's in the
bathroom over there.

Tash? What time is it?

It's time for me to push out.

I'm being, telling me to f*** off.

I don't want any man in my life. I don't
want you. I don't want any man in my

life. Play your notes, play your notes.

I've got everything.

Stop it.

And I mean that out of love.

You are an outstanding woman.

You've got so many things running for
you, my love.

You need no f***ing man to complete you.

You need to get the f*** off the man
train.

You're not going to f***ing cry over a
man ever again. You can tell them, f***

you, and I don't need you anymore in my
life. Got it?

Coming up.

I think the new dick keeps arriving.

Oh, God. He's going to be gay.

Oh, yeah.

Do not say the head of housekeeping
wasn't able to get to your cabin today.

not go and try to blame me.

Time management. Do you think you're
going to come for me like you come for

everyone else? You're hardly...

That's

too good.

You got many things going. I need to get
the f*** off the man train.

You're not going to f***ing cry over a
man ever again. You can tell them f***

you and I don't need you anymore in my
life. Got it?

No. No more.

I need to calm down before I go outside.

That's fine.

You can calm down.

There we go.

Why is everyone sitting at a table
tonight?

Let's go.

I don't know if I might have your
eyelash on my cheek.

No. Okay, thank God.

I've always been in really long -term
relationships.

I get attached to people very easily. I
don't know how to be alone.

So I've never really experienced being
single. I would put all my time and

energy into that one person and just
make them feel so loved.

I guess I want that feeling back.

Tell me something.

Oh, that gap just went real big.

Oh, I love a boat ride.

I know.

Straight to the crew mess, straight to
the fridge, straight to the jockey.

Oh, hello, storm.

Hello. And when there's a storm, there's
fire.

Where's the storm, there's Nance. Let's
rock, bitches.

Thanks, babe.

Where is he?

He's gone.

I don't know.

Storm's quite an emotional drinker.

He's upset and he's hurt, but there's no
reason to literally storm off from a

table. He causes his own drama. Like,
there's a lot better ways to manage

things. Now I'm just over it. I'm not
chasing anyone down beaches or bars

anymore.

There you go.

Oh, straight to bed.

Jason.

$12, you're off.

I was supposed to give you all this.

No, please.

Freaking winger.

Hey, we got lines?

On my shoes. Hi, Buzz.

Morning. Good to be in there.

I'm being promoted to lead deckhand,
which is amazing, and I'm, like, so

excited, but also, like, I almost feel
bad because of the whole Z situation.

I don't think Z actually cares. Like, I
don't think his ego is hurt or anything.

Like, I think he's fine because... Well,
yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

You all right?

I'm good. How are you doing?

All right. That's good.

This weather.

Yeah, it's been raining all night.

Yeah. Okay.

Hi. You all right?

How are you? Good.

Deck crew, deck crew.

We are going back to the dock.

It's going to start pouring on you guys.

When the guests come on board, if the
sun comes up and it all blows away,

get right off the dock.

All right, coffee, Captain.

Coffee.

Ah.

Hey, good morning. We're going to move.

You want me on the back?

Okay, will you put these clothes on?

Thank you.

Let's just do everything together.

Why, can't you do things alone?

You can offer maybe to do some laundry
or fold a rag here and there.

I mean, if we were running the boat the
way that Natalia's running the boat, we

would have no guests. We're just making
sure that the laundry's all good and we

have a place to sleep in the guest beds
at times.

But yeah, tell me more about your
problems.

Hi, do you want to get knocked out
today? Or do you want support?

I want to get knocked out. Do you want
me to be a supportive, fun friend today?

Or do you want me to be with someone
else? I've got a boat.

I've got six personalities in this. I
can choose whatever one I want.

Lord, I'm fragile.

You're going to start hauling the
anchor.

Let's rock this.

Thank you.

Cold, eh?

Not a vibe.

Can we just start unraveling them
senders so we can get them saved?

ETA 38 minutes.

Do you want to legit the master?

Sure, I'll do that for you. Thanks, my
love.

It's got a duck in the rain now.

Over here?

You're a duck.

You're like a dummy, right?

You're like a hobby. You're like a
dementor, like a moth.

You're a big, giant moth.

People get so lazy.

All right, I'm on the port side, okay?
Yeah, copy that.

You're going to do the spring line first
this time?

Yeah.

How's it looking?

Looking all good.

When we do the spring, leave it on the
winters, lock it off, come down, do

ones, go back up, and then do the stop,
because we're not going to have enough

time.

Jesse, can you lock off on the valve?
Please, please lock off on the valve.

Copy, court.

Starboard's getting locked off now.

Okay, court, sir.

Captain, we are good on a third.

Good job.

Good? Yeah, we're good. We can lock this
off.

Good job, court. Thank you.

Good job, dude.

I love the smell of toilet cleaner.

Oh, so good. Me too.

Matt.

You off?

Yeah, I'm off.

Goodbye. It was great hanging.

I'm out.

Okay, honey.

Lucky you. Come give dad a hug.

Bye, babe.

I'll be seeing you in Miami.

Great to meet you guys.

I'm sorry you've been made to feel the
way that you feel.

No, you did not.

Say true to yourself.

That's all I can say. Say true to you.

How do guys talk so lightly?

Hey.

Hi, Captain Sandy.

Heading out? Yeah, I just wanted to say
I'm heading out. That's pretty awesome

with the toenails.

Unfortunately, it's pretty consistent.

I love it. It was a pleasure. You have
my number. Yes, I do. I'll text you just

to make sure you've got my Indiana
number comes through. Okay. Well, text

your name. Yeah, of course. That way I
know.

Absolutely. Thanks again, Captain. Yeah,
thank you. I'm looking forward to going

home, but I'm actually really sad that
I'm leaving because it's not what I

planned or expected.

But when it comes to my place on the
deck crew, You've got three friends, and

you've got one outsider.

Unfortunately, that's me.

It's actually really sad.

It's actually here, the emotion in me.

Thank you, my man. I appreciate it,
dude. Cheers. Thanks, buddy. Cheers,

Bye.

Oh, the emotional part.

James, you did so good for that last
starter.

Amazing last starter.

I guess he just didn't want to be here.

All right, I'm going to go get the crew
mask rubbish because it's full.

Cool, and then we'll get the rubbish
from the box.

Yeah.

We'll get rubbish from the box. We'll
get rubbish from the box.

David, Natasha, Storm, meet me in a crew
mask. Copy. Copy.

Charter number seven.

The cool thing is co -primary charter
guests are repeat clients.

Oh, yay.

Jonathan DePaz and Eric Cotsen.

Eric.

She's a remote vibrator. I get the pink
one.

Oh, mine just woke up.

Eric is an entrepreneur who has
successfully retired at the age of 59.

Jonathan is a personal trainer in Los
Angeles and loves traveling the world.

Eric and Jonathan will be accompanied by
Jonathan's clients, Hannah and Amanda,

and Brett. So it looks like they're
going to want a lot of healthy,

food. Diana is extremely particular
about cleanliness. She has to have her

spotless at all times.

Amanda is a professional dominatrix.

and is looking forward to having a BDSM
-themed evening with all of her friends.

Wow. That's interesting.

What's BDSM? It's like leather and
dominating and masks and straps and

wings. Oh, God.

People think of yachts as elegant and
posh, whatever, but this theme is quite

seedy. Oh, my God.

This is going to be an awesome charter.

As long as we do what we've been doing,
I reckon it'll be great.

All right, everyone.

Thank you. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Danny.

Okay, draft done.

Cover's still on because it's still
raining.

I think the new deck keeps arriving.

Start a fucking newbie?

Yeah. For this next charter, it's more
pressure because it's my first one as,

like, lead deckhand.

Please, Lord, can the new deckhand be...

Helpful, good at his job, and good
looking.

She's a pretty piece of work.

Coming up. It's just hard for me right
now because I'm having such a good time

on this boat and I'm like, as soon as we
get out there and there's drinking

involved, it becomes a bit heavy too
quickly.

This is just too much.

Pretty piece of work.

Oh, God, he's going to be gay.

And he's going to be my pop.

Hey, Captain.

How are you?

Welcome aboard.

Reed Jenkins.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Storm, storm to the
bridge. Storm to the bridge.

How was your trip?

18 hours of flying, but glad to be here.

Nice and jet lagged for your first day
of charge.

Hey, how are you doing? I'm Reed.

Tom, nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet
you.

They worked on tugboats. I don't know
how to handle lines. Are your bags on

board? Yes, I just dropped one bag off
on the main deck.

We've got to meet in the main salon in
our uniforms at 1155.

Oh, wow. Okay. We've got less than an
hour.

Let's get cracking, man. Awesome.

Thank you. Pleasure to meet you.

Hi.

I'm Captain Kyle. Nice to meet you.

Good. This is Reid. Hi. This is Ali.

Nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
Dave is your roommate.

Hi, Reid. Hi, Dave. Nice to meet you.
Oh, wow.

All right. This is Freddie. This is
Reid.

Nice to meet you. Welcome. I've taken
care of you and sorted you out. Oh,

Kyle. He's handsome.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I
thought as well.

I grew up in Decatur, Alabama, and it's
just a... Small town, small town charm,

but it didn't give you a lot of
opportunity to excel and stand out. I

from the University of Alabama. I am a
fourth -generation graduate.

I should have said Roll Tide. I should
have said I graduated from the

of Alabama in 2019, Roll Tide.

Hi, Ray. Is it possible to get some
birth campaign, get like eight bottles?

Also, a lot of wine.

Thank you so much.

How are you feeling?

Not amazing.

Why did you leave?

Because I need to go back to the boat.

Obviously I know you're pissed off at me
for the whole situation.

You're just in front of everyone. We
were this close to each other, having a

private conversation that no one else
was a part of. It's supposed to be a fun

thing that turned into a show.

It's just hard for me right now because
I have such a good time on this boat and

I'm, like, giving my hug. I'm so excited
to see everybody. And as soon as we get

out there and there's drinking involved
and stuff, it just not becomes the vibe

that I kind of want to be around at the
time because it just becomes a bit heavy

too quickly.

This is just too much.

I'm being honest at the moment.

I know pretty quickly if I love someone.

Like, I'm like, yeah, that's my energy.
They match it.

But I see someone as a friend that I
would love, maybe not a...

If I don't see them being like the
father of my children, then I just don't

the point of dating them.

Yeah, all right. The last thing that I
wanted to do was to make you feel a

certain way. Have a good day.

I understand that my actions were
definitely out of hand. This is my first

season as a person, and this is the
first time I've ever been stressed in my

life. I think there's definitely more
feelings from my side, so I've just

switched into that, like, work -drive
vibe, you know.

I will not let it affect my work.

At all.

We can just walk these bits.

Do you know what I mean? I'll just start
with the thing.

All crew, all crew, we have provisions
on the dock. Yeah, coming up.

This looks heavy. Oh my God, Corny!

I think I have it.

Pantry counter.

Right here.

Got it? Yep.

I can't deal.

Neither. This drives me up the absolute
wall.

And that's a nice way to put it.

Tell me what you need.

Oh, there's my beer.

Oh, no, we've got all the wine.

If anyone's free to help, we've got my
provisions on the dock.

Where the f*** is there a way for it?

It's our life now.

OK. We might put these in the hallway.

Yes.

Ridiculous. Like, this was zero when we
arrived.

What's going on?

Well, have you seen the lab?

No. There's like, what, 80 bottles of
wine?

What's the problem?

The deck is super frustrated and I've
just helped Courtney clear that whole

thing and I walk out and two more bags
get involved there. So what is the

problem? Are you done fighting with
everyone? Because you can talk with me

if you want. Oh my God, literally no one
else is fighting with us. I've seen her

and everyone agrees.

Jeez, I got out of the south. I thought
that I was away from the humidity for at

least a little while.

It's very humid here.

Dude. Where do y 'all store covers? All
in there?

Yeah, I'm just lucky here.

Okay. I'm going to be honest.

One of my best friends, he said, Reed,
when you first get on the boat, keep

head down and your mouth shut and don't
piss anybody off. Because for whatever

reason, I'm just really good at shoving
my foot in my mouth. What was the story

with the other guy?

Oh, I don't know. He just, I wouldn't
say like a bad attitude, but it was just

like a bit of beefing with everybody.
And he decided he wanted to meet me.

Sometimes I say or do something, I just
feel nervous.

I feel like I need to fit in. I need to
crack a joke to come off as funny and

always end up doing something wrong to
someone.

I have a shitload of sense of humor.

Only person that thinks I'm funny is me.

Well, I'm thankful to be here. At least
for a little while, you know?

Tash, your laundry has arrived.

Laundry's here.

Oh, my God.

Kyle, Kyle, are you free to help me with
all the linen? There's, like, six bags.

Me? How much more do you want from me?

Priorities right now. Yeah, I mean...
Setting the table, getting all the

provisions fricking on.

Where does it go?

Just the main salon.

We're out of space.

Oh, I don't want that down there. Who
told you that one that goes in pantry?

You've got not space. It's going to have
to go in there. I know, but it goes in

there. We can't just keep jumping on
down there.

Matt, you're going to have to calm down
the way you're speaking to people.

The way I speak? I didn't say anything
to you. Just don't give me s*** now. I

can't be bothered.

I'm going to speak to her. I'm ready to
go off. Like, sorry.

I'm going in hot.

Tash? Tash was shouting for me.

Tash was like, you need to be careful
about how you're speaking to people now.

She said it as she was walking away.

Calm down the way I speak. And is there
anything to you, Tash? Matt, you're just

a bit snappy with everyone.

A bit snappy? Tash, there's about five
boxes of each beers down there.

They are obviously annoyed because now
they're backtracked because they're

trying, and I feel bad. And I feel that
people need to help me because I can't

do everything. Yeah, but then you need
to delegate.

And, like, this here just then... I am
the delegate.

..gain that Kyle setting the table right
now. That doesn't need to be done. And

I asked the deck crew to help us because
they're finished. They can't help us,

Tash, because you've literally ordered
about six cans of each thing and they've

got no space for it.

Don't speak to me like that.

I haven't spoken to you in any way,
Tash. Don't disrespect me.

Don't stand up.

It's disrespectful to speak to someone
like that. Do not shout at me.

Kyle's setting the table right now. That
doesn't need to be done right now. I

told them to come and help. They can't
help us, Tash, because you've literally

ordered about six cans of each thing and
they've got no space for it.

Don't speak to me like that. I haven't
spoken to you like that anyway, Tash.

Don't disrespect me.

Don't stand up.

Do not shout at me.

I need fresh air.

Told you, ticking time bomb.

I was like, we can't set the table.
Like, we need to get all the provisions

packed and all the rubbish off, and then
we can set the table. They don't even

eat the clouds after they get on.

Let me hear what happened.

No, I can't be spoken to like that.

I can see your face has gone down,
honey. No, I tweet people the way that I

to be treated. Um, Cash, I'm right here,
and you keep... You're not... You can't

speak to me like that.

I'm not going to say anything. You're
the one saying I wasn't even yelling.

shouting at me. I can't be dealing with
that right now. If you want to hear

shouting, then I'll shout. You're meant
to be supporting me, not shouting at me.

No one is shouting at you. If you want
to have a conversation, don't bring it

with Kyle. You come down to the crew and
you're screaming at me.

I'm not screaming at you.

This is so frustrating. If you want to
have a chat with me, then take it

somewhere private. Don't bring it up
with Kyle.

No one is shouting at you. You're
shouting at me now.

He's trying to make me look bad at my
job, but I'm not bad at my job.

I've done this for 10 years. I know what
I'm doing.

Don't bitch and moan about me to
everyone else. I am her boss, and she's

pissing me off.

Like, she's not respecting me.

And next time, Tash, I'd appreciate if
you spoke to me and not everybody else.

We're going to take a second.

All right. Bring you into it.

Me?

Ain't nobody can get me down.

All crew, all crew.

Let's be in our white in the main salon
at 1225.

Copy for deck. Copy that.

Are we all running?

Yeah, we're all running. Oh, no.

Hello, my angel of peace, serenity.

Looks good to me.

The boat looks pristine. Really good
job. Let's go to the dock.

Let's get buns out, buns out.

The weather looks nice now. Bye -bye.

Yes, they're actually walking up to us
right now.

Here we go.

Hey!

Welcome back. Great to see you.

David, nice to meet you, David. Hi,
Natasha.

Nice to meet you. Hi, Diana.

Natalia.

Natasha.

Natasha not. Natasha not. Welcome back.

Thank you. Good to have you. Good to be
back.

Our chief is going to show you around,
and then we'll get your luggage on board

and underway.

Great stuff.

Follow me.

Here we are. Call towel.

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
You're welcome.

Salute. Cheers.

Cheers. We made it.

She's a dominatrix, yeah.

Tomorrow night there's a BDSM party.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna wrap

your face in leather and Amanda's gonna
do what she wants to do.

So this is the Bridge Deck app.

This is where most of the meals will be.
And then we've got this way where you

guys will probably chill and party. Tan,
tan.

Tan, tan, yep.

How are we doing this? Just walking it
straight on? Yeah. Okay. Whoa, a lot of

shit.

But here's the jacuzzi.

Cozy jacuzzi.

I love it. It's great. It's beautiful.
You can see right out to the bow.

You can actually sit in those two seats
while we're moving. Oh, really?

I want to get everything on board as
soon as we can. This must be the

dominatrix. Look at the lighting in
here.

So modern.

And here we have the owner's suite. This
whole thing is the master suite.

Interesting toilet.

Why is it interesting? It washes, it
dries.

Oh, it's a photo. I have those in my
home. You think sexual thoughts, you can

orgasm on your toilet.

TMI.

Dude, this one's way heavier.

Some of them are quite heavy. A lot of
photography equipment.

Oh, really? Yeah. Are you a
photographer?

I am.

I mean, not like a paid one or anything.

All the luggage is in.

When we're leaving, you're going to
stand up here and you're going to look

Captain Sandy.

I'll be calling from the stern.

You're going to do your black line
first.

All good. And she'll also tell you what
you need to do. All right.

I got it, man.

So this is the prep, but not the galley.
The galley's down below?

No, the galley's right over there. Hey,
John, you want to see the galley?

Here.

Howdy. How we doing?

Is this lunch?

It is lunch, yeah. These are all prepped
for sous vide cooking, it looks like.

Can you guys do like a sea bass baked in
salt? A whole sea bass? Because it's

perfect.

It looks nice.

Yeah, I know how to do it. So it's like
this.

It seems to me like David can do
anything. That would be great. Anything.

No worries. Awesome. Well, I'm looking
forward to tasting your cooking. Last

time, the chef was excellent. We had
great food. We're really big foodies. We

can start straight away. All right. Once
they have the onion on top, then they

can go, okay?

Thank you. Wow. We have a roast Wagyu
fillet with braised cheek.

Oh, my God.

That's really good.

I'm really looking forward to it.
Fingers crossed. I'll try my best. The

last time was amazing, by the way.

When people challenge me, I go 20 times
my original pace.

Quartz will go up last unless Captain
changes it. You can start releasing the

lines. You can drop both lines on the
starboard side and then single up on the

port side.

Reid works on tugboats, comes from a
family that owns a towing company.

He's a line handler. That's all they do.

So I'm fine with Reed handling lines.

I'm on the starboard side of the vessel.
So you'll have to let me know when it's

clear to swing.

Copy that, Captain.

Do you know how important it is to pull
fast?

Yes, sir.

Ma 'am. It's fine.

I should have said that.

I can do the fender. Alright. I'll let
you know.

3 meters to D4 of your port.

1 meter to D4 port quarter.

Your stern is clear. Cap, you are clear
to swing.

50 meters of your portmanship.

35 meters of your portmanship.

50 meters to the area of your port bar.

Clear.

Thank you, Courtney.

First charter as a lead deckhand.

Boat, not grass.

So far, so good on this job.

It really is a beautiful harbour, the
way it's framed. Yeah, this is amazing.

You got two, big boy?

Dude, nice job. Thanks. You're going to
go down and get changed into your red

polo. Got it. Excuse me, ladies. I'm
going to have my mystery suitcase.

It's going to get freaky.

All right. Who's going to be the first
person in the baby thing? We are.

How you doing with it, babe?

It's going to be a lit couple of days.

Is there really a BDSM theme party?

Yeah.

Cheers. I'm going to change.

On that note.

Oh, my God.

I can feel that it's absolutely more fun
naked. That's luxury.

I need that smile back.

Has my smile gone?

Yeah. How's it?

Why?

You know, it's when people disrespect
you.

With Natalia, I do need to confront
things face on, but she's just

going to scream and shout.

I can see it getting even more heated.

The guests, they're on vacation.

They don't need negativity draining
them.

I think I'm just going to have to play
nice, you know, for now.

All right, ladies, step on down.

Should we get naked first?

Yeah, you can do whatever you'd like to
do.

All righty.

Oh, my God.

It's like, wow, what the f*** is going
on? Jump on here.

Then jump in there.

And then pull your straps on.

I'm trying to be respectful here because
I don't really know what to do.

Okay, you ready?

Ready.

Holy sh... Oh, my God.

They're completely nude in the chair.

What? Are they just naked? Completely
nude. No, they're not. Stripped down

in front of Storm.

Is her vagina up?

I'm not jealous.

Did I just walk in like the weirdest
thing that I've ever seen? But maybe the

panties could stay on.

Storm, get from eye level, mate.

Coming up... I think you might want to
start on VIP because it hasn't been...

Oh,

that's so bad.

I heard a bullet fell off the top.

Is the anchor ready to drop?

We are ready to drop, Captain. We are
ready to drop. And we're going to need

go four shackles in the water.

You release.

I'll count.

Okay. Anchor down. Anchor down. Yep.
That's right. Let's release it. Here we

Release. a good job.

Reed's very keen to get things done.

Well, I thought sometimes Jason was a
lot in like a limbo.

I'm definitely going to have more of a
communication line between me and Reed

avoid any Jason -like problems.

That's good, Storm. You can log it off
and then just let me know what the stay

is. 11 o 'clock long stay. Okay, we're
good. You can put the anchor ball up.

We're all set. Thank you.

One of us needs to go to the beach.

They're going to hike up the rock, then
they're going to have drinks.

Do you want to go?

I'll go, Rach.

Do you want to go get all that stuff
ready then?

Yeah, so what do you want? The little
plants, obviously put the fruit on too,

napkins. I just want to get away from
the interior right now, so I'm going to

take this opportunity.

They're still in my head. They're like,
Natalia, take everyone to the beach

while we relax on the yacht with no
guests.

And no duties.

All the good.

All the good.

You need a hand there.

She's good. No, I'm all good.

Thanks. She's a weapon.

So did you manage to find a beach?

You know what? The nude beach.

It wasn't a nude beach until you guys
got on there. So now it's the nude

Excellent. Yeah.

Okay. So off to the gate.

Have something to eat. They're going to
take them on a hike. You three are going

to go with them.

We'll just take snacks. It's not going
to be a food effect.

All right, let's start slugging all this
down.

Ooh.

I don't see this.

Mmm.

Mmm.

So how's it going? Are you announcing
anything?

I'll come up and talk to you later.

Mmm.

Interesting. Not the flavor I thought it
was going to be.

Oh, that looks lovely.

Doesn't it?

Yeah.

Nice. Cute.

Let me ask you a question.

Have we been total pigs because we
already ruined the display by eating

We just didn't have the willpower. It
looked so good. I want to do that to

one, too, but I don't want to ruin the
nice job he's done.

All right.

Do you need to throw?

This looks great, pal. Thank you.

Got it? Yeah.

Oh, I'll have some of that.

Hey, good looking.

Love the robe.

All back on the swim. Yeah, just neatly
on the side, yeah? Yeah.

Clear? Yeah.

Hi,

guys. Great job.

Everything tastes great. Thank you. I'm
just going to talk you through it.

So I've got some braised wild rice, some
quinoa, this season with beetroot, lots

of orange. Got some nori rolls there,
the carrot and ginger puree, some

deli. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you.
This is like a perfect lunch.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Excellent.

Why have I done this so awkwardly?

When I come back down the beach, I just
do like champagne and then like mimosas

and stuff.

The cabins need to do the V .R .P. So
what am I doing the V .R .P.? So V .R

do the whole V .R .P. And then the
bathroom.

Of the double. Got you.

The steak is in a truffle. Truffle oil
has nothing to do with truffles.

Well, what's it made from then?
Chemical.

All chemicals. Chemical. The center of a
fig is a dead wasp.

No. That's decomposed. Yeah, that's how
the fig gets pollinated or whatever. So

every fig starts with a dead wasp or a
wasp that, you know, did something, died

in it, and then the...

The pig reacts around the dead wasp.
Yeah, and then the wasp dissolves. No.

so you're eating like the decomposed
parts of a dead wasp every time you eat

pig. That's cool.

I like that. I love watching that.

All right, JT.

Ow.

That was my head.

So what's the plan? We're going for a
hike. Yeah, we're going to go for a

And I'll take some pictures up there.
You guys can do some TikTok.

There's a fair leader.

Howdy. Howdy, man. I'm coming to the
beach.

Are you coming with us? Yeah.

Are you going to come to the beach?

I'm going to come now, but then not
later, because I've got to stay here and

all the skis and toys in.

Everything's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, come here on the table if they've
got food.

Hi,

fancy seeing you here.

Toss the line.

Welcome to the moon.

You know NASA faked the moon landing, so
this is actually where they filmed it.

Yeah, that's the American flag right
there.

Ready, guys?

Let's go.

All right, who's my mule? Hello.

We've got a mule for you on the beach.

Okay, let's make this place look like
the Catalina wine mixer.

On the boat you go. Well done. Good job.

There you go.

Bob Drunkle.

How are you finding work so far? You
loving life? I... It just... Adjusting.

Yeah. How's it been for y 'all? Y 'all
have definitely been here longer.

You know, having to deal with that, you
know, every day.

That makes sense. It's a lot.

And plus Courtney.

Plus Storm.

I've been the only legend on the boat
and the vessel. It's like really hard.

and Captain Sandy have this really good
relationship and she doesn't like anyone

else. Yeah, you shoulder the whole
burden of everybody else. Yeah, so it's

really hard carrying everyone, but it's
been all right.

Have fun. I'll see you shortly.

Bye -bye.

We're going on a hike.

Interior,

interior, interior. That is guests
leaving the boat. Guests leaving the

All you have on this table is fatty
food.

I got nuts.

Captain Courtney.

Captain Courtney.

Oh, here they are.

Nice location.

Good job, Captain Courtney.

Hey, guys.

We're going to be able to do some great
nudes here, I think, too.

Jesus. I want to go on a yacht and drink
and eat and be merry and I'll pose in

that nude someone.

Boom.

Thank you. You getting ready to do the
slide?

I'm going to do the trampoline first,
and then I'll do the slide straight up.

This is great. Look at this.

Like a moonscape.

Hi, everyone. Welcome.

Nice. Hey, petition.

Reid, I'm going to run Z -Buck, and then
I'll come. If you want to take this

photo stuff, then I'll come up with the
water.

This is your new bar.

Yeah!

Okay, bye forever.

Just want to tell you real quick we are
gonna go up this incline So we're gonna

take it really slow.

We're gonna go up to the top We're gonna
follow that ridge around and then up

between that gap.

Y 'all ready? That's cool This is gonna
be fun going down here. This is the quad

There's no way in hell that I'm walking
up that hill. I hate any physical

activity. Exercise, growth, walking,
growth.

Like, I hate having to press on a
trainer because I don't like them

what to do. I have to tell my thing.

I see some great shots on these rocks.
Wow. You need to put fuel in firstly.

We want to do welcome drinks and towels.

Can I get this bin to go the other way?

Where's the scary part?

Awesome.

Good job.

Give me some leeway.

Drop off tomorrow, thank God.

Oh, thank you.

That's what happens.

All right, here. So then as soon as
you're done here, you can go down.

You got up there quickly, Courtney.

So pretty.

What do you think?

I think this is great.

Photos? Yep. Are we doing nude?

Nude, whatever you want to shoot. I was
going to do nude. Yeah.

I'm going to shoot some from here, okay?

All right. All right, I'm shooting now.

Nice.

That looks hot.

That looks great.

Yes. Back on, butt up in the air, legs
crossed.

I feel really awkward. I know, it's just
a woman that's naked, like, fine.

But I come from a really conservative
place, and I just feel uncomfortable.

My mom would be in such disbelief, she
would say, this ain't right.

Cool pics.

Great stuff.

My God.

Coming up. You've been chased. Do you
have to bring two of these?

Someone put on their cabin.

Time management.

Make it better. I'm not getting into a
pool.

I'll switch that bed top in two.

A

little

bit more that way so I can see your
butt.

Just a little bit.

There. There. Perfect.

Top life I have.

Cutlery. I'll just put that down.

I'll put the table down.

We're done.

Let's go.

Round up.

Yes, please.

Oh, you want me to hold the towel for
you?

Changing room.

It's like, how do you go to the
bathroom?

I only have one option here.

What are you going to do about it? I'm
telling you.

Eh? Just going to let it go.

Go about it.

You know what I'm like.

Forgive and move on.

You live in the present and not in the
past.

Good attitude.

Are you going to have that attitude,
too?

I'm a bit more f***ed up than you,
though.

That's a bit half of yourself, dude.

Hello, welcome. Would you like a mimosa?

Yeah. That was fun. All right. That was
great.

Are you a straight champion?

As the French say, just a little, eh?
Just a little. Just a little, eh?

Very cute. Hold on. Let me zoom in.

I like it.

They looked amazing up there, honestly.

Incredible. Should have got some good
photos of the crew.

The other half of the crew that's
waiting on the boat, they're rearing to

All done, welcome drinks to do.

Cleaning up here.

I have took in the VIP because I wasn't
done at all.

Storm, storm, courts.

Go ahead, courts.

They're starting to wrap everything up
now, so we'll start packing away and

back. I'll let you know when we're
leaving.

Yeah, thanks so much. I'm ready for you.

Just a hike with Courtney's baby, at
least in execution.

I'm definitely reaping the rewards of
Courtney's workmanship.

We're getting fuel when we get back.

How much?

20 ,000 liters.

Fantastic.

You want to do welcome drinks and
towels? All righty.

Everyone good?

All right. Let's get this stuff packed
away, huh?

Thank you, Courtney.

Hi.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Cold pasta and a mango
daiquiri?

Ugh. Oh, I live for these.

Birthday done. One day left.

Well done. Thanks, guys.

Can I pass you these? There you go. Get
lunch.

I made you a plate. Pasta. Was it a hot
pasta?

Cold pasta salad's the worst thing I've
ever invented.

Just heat it up, obviously.

That's like saying, do you want some
cold vegemite toast? Just the kind of

thing.

The shot is lit.

It's going to be fun.

Thanks, pal.

Pack it on the deck behind you. Yep.

All right.

Sorry, it wasn't going to be it. We're
going to do it. We're going to have

minutes, right?

All right, thank you.

Thank you. I had fun with you today.

We had fun.

You all right, my love?

Yeah. Did you have a nice one?

Sorry, I'm just going to pop... It was
so hot. No shade.

On a rock.

Yeah, can I get some chow chow?

Yeah. Yeah, go on your break.

Cold.

How was it? They loved it. They had an
amazing time.

They got some cool photos.

You're back already?

Yeah, it's back already.

Oh my god, I didn't even realise. It
went so fast.

It did go fast.

I think you might want to start on VIP
because that hasn't been... Well, the

VIPs haven't shot me down.

She doesn't think you haven't said
anything.

Wait, the room hasn't been cleaned.
Kyle, that's so bad.

It is what it is. Time limitations.

To find out that Kyle and Tash have not
been in the VIP, I'm pissed off because

I could not take breaks knowing that
Kaplan wasn't done.

I know exactly what they probably would
have been doing when I was gone and I'd

been talking shit and eating food.

The dream team has gone downhill.

Okay. I can't believe the IP's not being
done.

I hope your bowl fell off and popped.

Mmm.

That was good. That was good. I did not
throw up. That was awesome.

Oh, my God.

Will we be able to ride the flight board
tomorrow morning?

Yeah, we'll have all the same set out
tomorrow.

We're the dependents.

So what's your plan tonight?

Big salt baked dish and then starch bed.

Go ahead.

It's super difficult because I've got so
much fish, so I have to bend the fish

to get it in the oven.

How am I going to make this look good?

I'm shitting myself because it's too big
to get it in there. It's going to

almost fuse the oven.

What's the evening plan?

We can do like black, leather, maybe
some red.

We're going to host a BDSM party.

Outstanding. I mean, look, at the end of
the day, we're all wild animals where

you need to learn to be tame.

And call the zookeeper to the rescue,
honey.

Yes, bitch!

You're cleaning on that, eh?

What? That's ass juice that is on there.

I've actually got boobs in this hospital
once in my life. Holy.

You look like that sexy one of Cruel
Intentions.

Oh, my God.

Lovely stuff.

I don't know if you're going to hang the
red curtains on each side there.

I was thinking that would be hot like
red light district lights.

You've got to be dirty.

Dave's going to take your shirt off.

Is he actually there?

Oh, he's here.

Are you actually there?

Oh, Dave.

He's the naked stripper off the boat.

Come on.

You've got the fittest rings. That's why
you have to get it out.

Out of all the crew.

Get us the tip money.

Get us the tip money.

Pass. She looks so hot.

See?

Ooh.

Well done, sister.

These folks are really good guys.

So I'm in her laundry, guys.

I figured out why my pants don't fit.
They're 32 by 30, not 32 by 32. So I had

to tighten my belt a little bit.

Maybe that's to encourage me to gain
some weight.

Absolutely not. I lost, like, 20 pounds
in the last year.

What's pounds?

You're talking to people who use the
metric system, mate. I don't know. What

20 pounds? Like, six meters?

No, thank you. That's the wrong
measurement.

No.

You've got to, like, put your hands up
onto each side.

Will you pick one of our three? Yeah,
you got it. Get in, get in. All right. I

love that.

Dude, this is...

The craziest thing I've ever been a part
of.

Well, welcome. No, no, no. Best, but
crazy.

Are they uncomfortable?

Not at all.

Look at that.

Would you like to give any emails off?
No, I'm good.

You know, if your cabin is available,

it's going to kind of go get a clean.

I think so.

Because I know you always want your
cabin cleaned.

Yeah. Apologies for the delay.

It wasn't done because the head of
housekeeping was on the beach.

No worries. Cool.

You all right? Not really.

I'm so sorry, but as long as you're
happy now. Oh, yeah, totally. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Kyle,

you've really grounded my gears.

What do you mean?

You've really pissed me off.

Okay, first of all, do not say, sorry
the head of housekeeping wasn't here to

your cabin.

There's two of you on the boat. You've
been a two -stew. You've been a two

-stew. Both of you are equal. Between
the two of you, someone could have gone

that cabin. No. Time management. Make it
better. Do not say the head of

housekeeping wasn't able to get to your
cabin today. You are also responsible

for the housekeeping on this boat.
There's no head of housekeeping, but do

go and try to blame me.

No one blamed you? No, because you've
just said the head of housekeeping was

here. You didn't hear the full story.

If you think you're going to come for me
like you come for everyone else, you're

hardly mistaken.

I'll put you right on your place. Trust
me.

I'm not going to eat your balls like you
can pick on everybody else. You're 24

years old. Act mature.

I'll switch that best off in two
seconds.

Don't come to me.

Not on my watch.

Next on Below Deck Net.

Come in just straight to me.

Kill it, kill it, kill it.

Reverse, reverse.

Do you fancy anybody on board?

Other than me.

You have an undiagnosed case of
narcissism?

Wow.

You know, body image.

It's really hard for me to, like,
suppress that part down. I need to

just, like, let it roar in my brain.

I've never said anything like that.

You're saying you and I need to manage
our time properly?

I am fed up with the interior crew.

I'm just over it. I've got nothing else
more expensive than what I did.

Don't talk his bullshit.

You've been fucking trashed. I'm
literally the most harmless person in

I'm calm.

I'm good.

He's special.

Kyle, come to the toilet.