All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S07E06

Previously on Below Deck Mediterranean.

I've missed you.

Hello, who's this?

Natalia is really gorgeous.

I'll use her on my trip tonight.

I don't know if it's just this boat
romance or if it's lost me into

else.

That's not three meters. You're going to
hit it, man. You're going to hit it.

Jesus Christ.

I need to be able to have a boat to lead
a team.

I'm letting you go.

If you're going to give a good run,
we're going to become real close friends

after this one.

I get on with Tash like a house on fire.

My arsehole burns.

My arsehole's like...

Storm is stepping

in as the provisional bosun. He's going
to show me what he's got. It's been a

dream of mine to obviously become a
bosun. And then for new deckhand arrives

first day of charter.

How you doing?

Nice to see you.

On our last boat, me and Tash, we got
together.

Go in the farmer's cabin then. Rumi!

She was still with her boyfriend, but he
wanted to be with me.

You're naked.

Oh, yeah.

My ex has cheated on me, but not right
to cheat back.

We're not in a relationship.

I feel betrayed.

Now, it's making me look like an idiot.

Goodbye, rock and secret.

If you do it again, you're fired.

I want you guys to move cabins now.

I feel like I've betrayed you.

I'm obviously very hurt. I don't know
this person. I don't recognize him. And

work together constantly.

Hopefully, he'll never do this ever
again.

I think there might be a cabin swap
happening today.

Happening now.

Does Tash want to move out of her room?

No, she's not going to move.

She's not going to.

Dave's going to move.

Because I need to swap.

That's what I was going to say. So you
guys are going to swap?

Yeah. I don't have a choice.

Like, they can't be sleeping together,
like, in the same room. No.

Shoot, man.

Anyways, let's bust this out.

All right, buddy.

I did get most everything out. I think
these are all yours.

I don't ever wear these. I don't know if
someone needs some shoes.

Having to move cabins, it's kind of like
a walk of shame.

The whole time of me trying to hide this
secret was because I didn't want it to

disrupt the crew, I didn't want it to
cause any drama, and essentially it just

made things worse.

I'm going to take half of my shit out of
my room now.

I feel like it's all over now, and I
feel bad for what I've done.

I'm super disappointed in myself.

It's just shit, really.

How are you?

I just have to move on.

I don't know.

Prove to myself and to everyone else
that I can do this, regardless of what's

happened. Mark importantly to yourself.

Through your darkest times and your
happiest moments, I'm honestly here for

I'm dead serious about that.

I don't even know where to begin with
shit like this.

Storm David, Natasha, let's meet in the
crew mess for a preference sheet

meeting. On my way.

Dad? Are you okay?

I'm not gonna...

Right.

Charter number three.

Yay.

Christina Rosetta is a real estate agent
in the Bay Area looking to celebrate a

joint 50th birthday party with her
cousin Dina.

Christina and Dean are requesting a dual
birthday celebration and prefer their

cake to be delivered by a shirtless
deckhand?

100 % Z.

For the final night of charter, the
group would like to have a Studio 54

with glitter decor.

How excited for that.

These ladies have a high threshold for
adventure and are aiming to spend as

time with the water toys as possible.

We're going to flood.

Thank you.

What

kind

of cake are you thinking?

I'll do like a three -tier one. Do a
massive one, like a wedding cake.

Like a vanilla?

I'll do like a classic vanilla sponge
with a... Yeah.

Yeah, they both like vanilla cake.

In the past, I've had couples.

I've had two that turned out in a very
good way.

And the other 20 were not.

David and Natasha are demonstrating
their professionalism right now. They're

both excellent at their craft, and
they've been doing this a long time. I

they can do this.

So let's have an awesome start tomorrow.

Get a good night's sleep.

I've already got like 30 more shows on.
Thank God.

I think that's it. Alright, well that's
everyone's laundry done for the next

year.

Kyle is a hot iron!

Did you just say Kyle is a Hawaiian?

I just want to jump in a bed and have a
cuddle. Can I have a footie before you

hop in?

Is that your favourite?

Are you ticklish? How can you have flip
-flops if you're ticklish?

I've never had good experiences with
boyfriends.

So, I've got trust issues.

But with Storm, we're a little bit
romantic. I don't know what's happening.

don't know what's happening.

I'm a bit nervous for tomorrow.

I've got a big day for you.

A what?

I've got a big day.

Oh, is this something else? No.

Do you want to get the waterfalls, babe?

What waterfalls?

Niagara Falls, man.

Oh, so...

Dave's been having a really tough day. I
feel for him.

Granted, I probably would feel different
if I know the whole story, even though

we might have been off to a rocky start.

No, don't touch me.

Me and Dave are cool, but now that we're
roommates, like, mind your business,

stay clean, don't use Axi -Oterizers in
the room.

Turns out, I...

I have a little OCD.

Sleep well, mate.

Chartered Marie.

Make me go.

Natalia, Natalia. Tessa.

Can you meet me in the shoe country?

Morning, Avna.

Hello, mate.

For today.

So I need to sell the flowers.

We'll need to clean the men back there,
hey? Yeah, I'll do that first.

They're gonna have champagne as their
welcome drink. I'm in.

Set for lunch.

Can I do, like, a nautical thing? Can we
grab those hats out just to start off?

Yes, get the sailor hats on.

All right, I'm gonna start the day
ahead.

Sailor's hat.

Where do you want me to get it now? Do
you want to just start banging out that

lad? I'm just gonna hit the scalpers
quickly. Cool.

This girl who's joining, she better
literally look like trash.

I'm going to tell her that I'm single
and available and looking. He is not

single. But I'm going to be that bitch.

She could be like the coolest person
ever.

Or she could be the most horrendous
person ever.

It's going to go one way or another.

Hello?

No!

Coming up.

Six meters.

I don't hear a storm.

Three meters to V4 off your... We're
going to hit.

So good to see you.

You too.

How are you? Good. It's been great to
know what you've been up to. Oh, yeah,

much. How have you been? Good.

Oh, I'm excited to be back, but I'm very
nervous to be on deck.

I'm back.

I was kind of in two minds after last
season, like being promoted second to

I do want to give you this.

I feel like I used to go on boats and be
known as the wild one, the crazy one.

We're here in the galley and we're
chilling with daddy. We've got a lot

on, but we're feeling so swaggy. Last
season, it was so intense and I was

constantly inside and stressed and never
saw daylight.

So when I left Lady Michelle, I went to
the Bahamas and did the last bit of the

Caribbean season as a deckie. I
definitely feel like a deckhand fits my

personality better than Stu.

Courtney's switching to deck crew. This
is epic!

Getting the call from Sunday to come
back.

I'm excited, but I'm like super nervous
as well. I'm ready to get to twerk.

Oh, that's lovely.

Hi.

How are you? How are you?

Yeah, not so bad, thank you. Good. I
love Z's face when he sees you.

Can you show me everyone?

Yeah. I'm Courtney.

Hi, nice to meet you.

So, would you like to meet the new
deckhand? Hi. Have you got your bags and

balls? I'm going to grab it in a second,
but I just want to... Yeah, cool.

Very realistic.

It's still my real name. It is indeed.

That's so cool.

Lovely to meet you. Yeah, you too.

I wish I was called something like that.

I'm so, so stoked to have Courtney back.

Courtney's definitely going to bring a
twerk to the team and some good band

suits. After Lady Michelle, she did come
to Cape Town. We've both come such a

long way in terms of our actual
friendship, and I've grown.

Even find out I was caught.

Do you have any new... Um, I... No.

I... No.

Hi, I'm Courtney, nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you. What's your name?

I'm Natasha.

Natasha, nice to meet you, Tasha. How
are you? Nice to meet you. Courtney,

to meet you. Thank you. I just put your
uniform on your bed, Courtney.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, my God, it's tiny.

I should probably introduce myself to my
new roomie.

Do you want to tea or coffee?

Yeah, why not?

Hi! I'm Natalia. Hi, it's so nice to
meet you. I'm your roomie.

Oh, thank you.

There's Natasha and then Natalia. OK, so
we're called Yatash and Nat.

OK, and why are you on board? I'm Nat.
No, I know.

Oh, wow.

Wow. Creamy. We're both second to you.
OK, no.

Please can you meet me on the aft deck
for a quick meeting?

Copy.

Hello. Hello.

So, welcome to the crew.

Thank you.

For this charter, I did print a new deck
schedule.

You'll have everything there. It's your
hours of watch.

In the evening, we do really try to help
out the interior. Yeah. You know what

that's like.

For this whole charter, like, if you see
things that are lying around, pick them

up. Just the small things that will make
the biggest difference.

And then I'm sure we'll have a great
time.

I'm a very intense person.

I have an enlarged heart. I was in Sri
Lanka in 2019.

I was just surfing.

I just felt this crazy drop in my heart.
I couldn't breathe properly.

My arms started to go numb. I was
suffering from a condition called atrial

fibrillation. I had to have surgery,
which was cardioversion. So they stop

heart and they restart it. I was dead
for two minutes.

It definitely changed my mindset to just
live as hardcore as I can. Everything

that I'm going to do now, I'm going to
overdo.

Grab a microfiber.

Where the scuppers are, clean the
drains, just so they walk on and it's

beautiful. Thanks, guys.

I can't wait. It's going to be such a
fun little table setting. I've got your

hat. I wish this was actually a uniform.

If you want to hit me, I'll do this side
underneath.

Yeah, it's good.

I'm actually really nervous. I just need
to know how to do the anchor.

It's all Gucci.

Provisions, eh?

All crew, all crew, we have provisions.

Leaning Tower of Pisa.

How is this all going to fit, Z?

I don't know.

It's like the big night for the 50th
birthday for the primary.

Yes. Interior.

Interior. Looking hot. Well done.

I wish I could say the same for Kyle.

This one drives me insane.

These swells are not good.

We have a charter boarding today.

And right now at the dock, the wind's
kind of calm. For the layperson, they

no idea the minute I turn that corner
how big the swells are. They're massive.

That's not fun for anyone.

So, unfortunately, I can't leave the
dock.

Totally sucks.

All crew, all crew, get into your
whites. Let's meet in the main salon in

minutes. Well, that's, like, not very
short.

Let's get naked.

Woo!

Okay.

My tooth is actually really painful
because I grabbed my teeth at night.

I mean, the jawline is fantastic, but
it's, like, really killing me.

All right, so now we have a new crew
member.

You guys have met. Welcome, Courtney.

Thanks, guys.

All right, anyway, it's too rough out
there to go in anger.

We're staying on the dock, so we really
got to pull out all the stops.

All right, awesome. Let's line up on the
dock.

Are my boobs straight?

Yeah, they're good.

Let me know if one pops out.

Remember what was on the preference
sheet. Dancing, naked boys.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome to your home away from home. I
can take you on a little tour of the

if you like.

It is absolutely beautiful.

Two days.

What the hell?

I bet we'll all manage to fit in this
hot tub.

Try and fit some hot deck hands in there
with you.

Can you get the dining room for me? My

favorite room on the

boat. This is a sister bed for sure. Are
you sisters?

We're sisters.

They're sisters and we're cousins.

Did you tell them we're sisters too?

No. Oh, God, it's both rocking. I think
I need an anti -nausea pill. Can I have

all you?

Okay, so if the weather changes or the
seas, the swell dissipates, I'm off

the dock like that.

But see how we're rocking out the dock?

It'd be like tenfold out there.

So now the plan is we're going to stay
on the dock.

Are you kidding?

Coming up...

See

how we're rocking out the dock?

It'd be like tenfold out there.

So we're going to stay on the dock. Are
you kidding?

You would be really seasick if we went
out there. But I'm going to challenge my

crew to entertain you.

How do you feel like an adventure off
the boat? Like, with a nice view?

Okay,

I just want to make sure. When you're
stuck on the dock, the best thing to do

feed them alcohol.

Just in terms of lunch today, do you
have a certain time that you might like

eat lunch?

Like 2 o 'clock?

Yeah.

So, um...

Is that time for today?

So we just have hands on interior all
day.

Yeah. Just basically just go to cash and
that and just ask whatever you need.

Okay, cool.

You guys can, you're red.

Can I maybe do a spoon of harmony?

Yeah, do you want to keep the fire?

Should I take the top off and then you
can keep it and then put it on after?

yeah.

I consider myself lucky that I'm still
on board.

Growing up, I was fighting so much, and
my whole life's been about changing.

When I moved away from the UK and went
to, like, the Alps, and I was in, like,

doing ski seasons, I'm meeting, like,
nicer people.

I kind of got qualities from then, so
I'm definitely going to keep that with

that gratitude, and I'm going to work
even harder and support everyone on

Have you two eaten yet?

What's that?

Neil Abba wants to catch you.

Oh, my God.

Dreamy.

Should we go up on the deck? Yeah.

It is so beautiful.

Huh? Yeah.

Do you want to stay helping in here, or
do you want me to help in the gallery,

or what?

Maybe see if Natalia needs a hand in the
master cabin. Yes. That would be good.

Thank you. All right.

And then, Jason, do you know if Dave
needs a hand?

Hold on. I'm going to take a picture of
you guys, because this is a really

pretty background.

I'm here to help. Are you? Yeah.

Dave, anything I can help with, buddy?

In decent condition if you want, mate.

Yep. The thing's going through Dave's
head. I just feel bad for him. You've

to be a full -time chef for clients that
are expecting the best. Then you throw

in the emotions of him and Tosh.

I cannot even fathom how difficult that
must be.

I would have jumped off the goddamn
boat.

Got it? You're welcome.

He does a lot of wardrobe stuff.

He's so good.

And, like, the thing is I can fit the
luggage in there as well, so you don't

have to get, like, the deck boys to
take, like, deck girls.

Yeah. How are you going out there?

Yeah, fine. I mean, because we're not
leaving the port, it's not been much to

do. Yeah.

Everyone knows that, like, deckhands
will always help with interior and

will always help with deck.

But, obviously, I've just come on as a
deckhand and, like, put it straight back

into cabin.

It is a bit like, um... To be fair, it
also kind of makes me appreciate the

that I've changed to deck, because when
I am in there, I'm like, thanks.

I'm so glad that I'm not doing this full
time.

You're welcome.

Okay, I'll just do it on the side.

Can I get any more drinks?

Do you guys have stuff to make dirty
martinis?

Of course. So we're going to have an
extra dirty or just... I like it dirty.

Like nasty.

Nasty. Oh,

nice swimming.

I'll start making the cocktails, then.
Yeah.

Tommy said this one was a Belvedere hit.
Yeah, Belvedere.

Okay, Grey Goose coming up. Oh, wait,
it's got Grey Goose. We just need some

juice.

Tell me the hot gossip.

The drama so far is that Dave and Tash
have history, right? She doesn't want to

be with him. She's just such a
relationship.

So there's, like, the negative
relationship on board, and then there's,

the no positive one.

What's the no positive one?

You. And so... You guys bang?

No, we haven't yet. They want dances.

Can we give you some bow ties?

Yeah. I can wear the dungarees with no
shirt on.

After dinner?

Yeah. Dave's going to do the cake
delivery. Okay.

Thank you.

Just to ask, how comfortable are we
with, like, semi -nude men?

Extremely. Are we very?

During lunch, fully nude. Yeah.

I haven't got Scooby Doo on this whole
Malta cuisine, mate, so I'm flat out

winging it. Oh, yeah, I saw that on
their preference display. It's a big

I've got a local fish here, so that's a
classic.

I've never made traditional Maltese
food. This is a complete brain block for

So I picked some things that I could
manipulate and change, took some classic

French dishes and mixed them with some
random Maltese dishes, sort of see how

that goes.

Okay, I'm ready. You ready for lunch?

Yes. Fab.

Let's make a move down. Let's do it. Do
you want to spill my cocktail?

I love this. The hats are so adorable.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Frankly, darkly.

I need someone

to come and help me. Yeah, be there in
one minute.

Okay. There's a golf cart tour.

Sounds rad.

We'll go on a golf tour.

Are we sending a crew member with them
around the town?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need to ring the provision.

Zee?

Zee, pull your pants up.

You know the golf cart's opposite the
way? Yeah.

They're going to go on a little city
tour.

And we all have to strip tonight. When
they walk into the bridge deck salon,

pink will entrain you from the roof with
streamers. I think pink, red and white.

Yeah. So it's a popular fish around
here. Okay.

But it's called McGee.

I am literally sweating down my butt
crack right now.

Crazy. I don't know what else.

So just put it in my head one more time.
Tonight you want me to do red, white.

This is a local, very popular fish, very
similar to sea bass, but it's called

magee. Mmm.

This is delicious.

Oh, my God, this is the best thing I've
ever had in my life.

Where's the chips, you actually?

So I'm going to send you with Courtney
and V, and you three are going to take

them through. What the hell is going on?

Like, I'm just doing a service, I'm
doing a loan, and you're pissing me off.

What do you mean? I've been...

Literally, like, I'm up and down the
entire time.

Well, no one's told me anything.

I've literally been asking for help the
whole time. No one has asked you for

help. I've had the newest PC server.

Hash is distracted by no one knows.

I'm already in pain with my feet.

No one is literally helping me on
server.

And then I only have natural alignment
in carrier.

I need to jump into laundry because it
is. So?

Me. Let's do it.

Getting out of the ball.

Coming up. Okay, do you want to go into
housekeeping because you know where

everything is? And Courtney's
experiencing it too.

I don't want to get into housekeeping. I
needed two people on service, that's

why I needed to go. No, no, I'm a little
pissed off.

I'm running this operation and you need
to listen.

Are you enjoying your food? Is
everything all right?

We are.

So this evening, you're going to jump on
golf carts.

And you're going to go on a little city
trip? Have drinks, if that's something

you'd be interested in. Just to get up
the boat and go have a little bit of a

walk. Okay, I'm going to make this fun.

Hello. Hello, Rika.

Don't you have a golf cart, car at 6 p
.m.? I do have a tour guide for you.

Perfect. Okay. Thank you. Bye -bye. I
don't even want to change or the tour,

whatever. Let's get ready. All right, so
you've got a plan.

So you're organizing these golf carts to
take them with a guide into town.

Awesome stuff. Yeah.

Natasha?

Can you help clear the bridge deck up
table?

I'll do that.

Yeah, I want to sit down and change.
That's all.

I'll wait for you. Oh, I'm lower.

I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm so
disorientated.

You are looking a bit white.

Yeah, it's very sore, but the job must
get on.

Take a rest. So listen, I'm not going
to... Can I be in the house keeping

just for tonight? Yeah, 100%. Hey, look,
there's the golf boogie tour.

Okay, I think we might be ready.

We need shoes.

I would recommend this.

Flip -flops or cute shoes?

You can just flip -flop it out.

Did I flip -flop it out?

Yeah.

That's what he said.

All right, guys, have a lovely time and
we'll see you when you're back. Thank

you.

Is that everyone off now?

Yeah. Should we head down to the VIP
cabin and get some stuff out for

birthday? How much fun is this
decorating show?

Hello ladies, welcome to Malta. Hi!

So, we are going to do a tour. We're
going to see a little bit the most

historical part of Malta. Let's take the
car.

Come on, Tina.

Where do I sit? The one over here.

Hey, which one's the accelerator?

Right -hand side.

Driving the golf cart takes you straight
back home to the golf course.

I've been playing since I was seven
years old.

Does he be hustling people every charter
down here?

Golf requires huge amounts of practice.

I think in yachting, like, a lot of the
things that you do in practice, it's

like muscle memory.

And let's hope by the end of the season
I can handle a tender like with all of

us.

Should we race?

Yeah, race me.

You're going to come first.

If you're not first, you're lost.

Storm did his schedule. He's got his
anchor watches.

He's very good, actually.

thought we were gonna go like casino
-ish tonight because she's from vega

amazing these could be outfits for
tonight yay oh my god are you gonna get

dressed up with me yeah there's two here
why don't we just be twins perfect now

we are going to come up at cooper port
we have port santangelo over there very

famous for the knights of malta you know
the walls you see around the city when

were those built in the years 1400

If you want to buy a souvenir of Malda,
I'm not for sale.

No, nothing.

Storm, storm.

Please come to the bridge. Storm to the
bridge.

Copy. On my way.

Hey, so tomorrow morning, the weather
gets better. Look.

Much better, yeah. Actually, for the
night, we're off the dock at 7 a .m.

throwing our lines. Yeah, yeah. Okay?

Sounds good. All right, great. Thanks,
Kat.

We are going for a fantastic view now.

All right, guys, we are stepping up and
we are going here to the garden.

Oh, this is pretty.

So here you have a fantastic view. Oh,
it's beautiful.

Over there is Valletta, the capital of
Malta. This is the smallest capital of

Europe. Oh.

All right, are the old ladies ready?
We're ready to go back on the golf cart.

Ready to rock and roll. Yeah. Let's go.

I'm sorry to call you. You're bullied a
lot. That's all I want to know about all

this.

No, there's no excuse at all that I
cheated on you with the chef.

I just lied on a cheat and I can't live
with this. I love you to

pieces. I'm just struggling.

I don't deserve you. I'm just done.

My ex is telling me, stop beating
yourself up.

We can make this work.

Like, I forgive you.

Kind of makes me feel like, why am I not
fighting for this?

I love you too. I'm sorry about
everything.

I don't know what the right thing to do
is.

All right, my love. I'll speak to you
soon.

All right, bye.

Bye, my love. Bye.

Coming up.

I thought my stripping days were done.
I'm not cut out for this anymore.

We do have one more surprise for you.

What do you do with that? Do you have
sex?

Oh, it's so warm.

Cheers, Tess.

Just go to bed, Kyle. You need to rest.

Okay, let me stuff the laundry quickly.

Do not touch the laundry, Kyle.
Honestly.

Oh, my goodness.

Those are beautiful.

You look very sexy in that, Tess.

My God.

I'm doing a casino night tonight.

I love throwing a themed party. That's,
like, my specialty.

And I am a bit of a macro manager.

But seeing your vision actually come
together, it's a great feeling. Like, I

live to see the guest's reactions. I'm
hoping that they're just going to be

blown away.

Are you actually going to do that with
your mouth?

Yeah. Show me what that mouth do.

You're speaking to rectify. You're
speaking to there's a possibility.

No, like, after everything.

He loves and he supports me so much.

He just wants to sort things out.

And how do you feel about that?

Honestly,

he is like a straight version of you.

Like, I've never met anyone that makes
me laugh as much.

Going through this whole situation, the
Dave that was just awful, made me

realise I still love my ex.

We're both very similar people.

We both love to party.

Like, our house is just constant
parties. And with him, I can be happy. I

me.

I never wanted to hurt him. I just let
things get out of control.

I do like to run away from problems a
lot.

Anyway, I'm not going to bother you. All
right, I love you.

And we're home.

Here we are. Made it back in one piece.

Hope it gets back.

You enjoyed it? So much.

Welcome, Jane.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

Wait, so should we change into dinner
clothes?

Can you grab me another chair?

Thank you so much, Tom.

Oh, man, look at you, Natasha.

Look at your cute sequined dress.

I need to go and prep myself for
another.

Well done.

Thank you. What time is dinner? Should
we change into dinner? Whatever time you

like. Yeah, all right. Thank you.

You're welcome.

So for dinner tonight, we're doing

plated. The lobster gnocchi, which is
plated. Okay. And the dessert is the

All right, thank you.

I've never stripped before.

What time does this all happen?

After dinner, when Dave takes the cake
out, I don't really know what to do.

anyone have any tips? So I'll start the
music, and then we can show I'm the

captain now.

Who am I going to steal first?

You can steal me.

Oh, thank you.

Jason, you go down now, and then you
sleep for five hours.

And then you're up at one to three, and
then you go down again.

Okay, all right.

So, what do you want to plan tonight?

Me?

We're manned down, yeah. Well, I don't
want to get into housekeeping.

I don't want to. You don't want to?

I don't. Where do you want me?

I don't mind.

Okay, do you want to go into
housekeeping, because you know where

I'll go to housekeeping.

The thing is, I needed two people on
service. That's why I needed two people.

No, no, the car's also down.

And if you want to make some flour and
nuts.

What? Can I just speak to you about the
cabin?

I'm a little pissed off.

Yes, I can tell.

Well, I don't want to get in a house
with you. And Courtney's experience is

I'm thinking what might be quicker.

The what?

For their birthday girls. We just need
something nice for them. So maybe if you

want to get some bars, they can run on
the TV.

Yeah, I'll sort it out.

She's not happy.

But with Courtney not knowing the boat.

I feel like it's easier if Courtney's
with me on service just because I can

guide her. Whereas if Natalia does on
housekeeping, she can just do it fast

it's done.

I'm the chief due and I'm running this
operation and she needs to listen.

That's it.

So stupid.

It's going to be a very happy birthday.
I need to switch to vodka.

I literally can't deal right now. What
is going on?

I just can't deal. I've just got a
whole...

Like extravaganza.

Oh, that's so cool.

And she's like, oh, I'm scared,
Courtney. You must turn service to do

housekeeping tonight because she doesn't
know where stuff is.

Great, it's cool. Cleaning caddy.
Cleaning room.

It's absolutely cool.

Coming up.

30 meters.

You know, Storm, you're not coming
through on my radio. 60 meters.

I don't hear a storm.

Storm again. Press your mic and then
talk.

And actually,

you should be on service because you are
such a loud, outspoken bitch.

It's really shitty, like, when you ask a
crew member in an interior to be

setting up a table and she's done her
all out only to put in housekeeping and

not see how the guests enjoy her
decoration.

Damn. At one stage, I'm, like, glad that
she can confide in me. On the other

hand, I'm, like, girl, I feel in pain. I
just want to sleep, you know?

All right, I'll have you later.

Thank you.

Do something with me again. I'm actually
going to come dry. I'll have you later.

Were you not feeling the sequin dress?

Oh, yeah, I can go and put it on. I
thought I was getting changed when the

were getting changed.

But I can go and put it on.

I'm not in a dress from a clean shower.
Sorry.

Hello.

With everything that's happened between
me and Tash, it's

been so difficult.

That's why I'm lucky I have the galley.
It clears my mind completely. I've got

nothing to think about apart from
getting the job done.

Looking good, girl.

In there.

God, I hate pink and I hate glitter.

This is like my worst nightmare.

It is making us look more professional
being in the same dress and stuff right

now. But, I mean, obviously, starting as
a deckhand on a boat, I don't really

want to be in a glittery, pink, sparkly
dress on my first night.

We have to perform a... You'll smash it.
Have you been to the club that Zee's

gone to then?

I'm sure it's not that weird.

oh look how cute you guys are oh i love
it oh my god

If this isn't a representation of my
day, then I don't know what else is.

Ready, guys? This is exquisite.

Ready to leave the way.

You all going to announce it? Yeah, I'll
come and announce it.

Thank you.

Thank you. All right,

I've just got a sous vide lobster here.

Beautiful. And then we got some sautéed
gnocchi.

Bon appetit.

Thank you.

The gnocchi is so good.

Oh my gosh. So good.

I'm in heaven. That is amazing.

What we need to do is get your outfit
sorted.

So what are you going to do after
dinner?

We are going to have entertainment
tonight.

You think so? I do.

Dude, I'm so nervous. I've never
stripped before.

I need a pair of pants.

It's where that is.

Do you want to wear some of my booty
shorts?

Do you have a booty shorts? I've got
booty shorts. Of course I've got booty

shorts. They're still good.

This skirt, we have a really flap around
in there.

I thought my stripping days were done.

Gave a decent Magic Mike performance
last year.

I'm not cut out for this anymore.

I'm packing a serious dad bod.

Nobody wants to see this.

Strike your pose.

I'm going to die.

The naked stare, literally.

Well, Dave's tried it, hey?

Okay, we're ready now.

I wish I could have some alcohol.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

I feel like my heart's like at 130.

Happy birthday, guys.

What's the most surprise for you?

to see storm strip privately in my cabin
and not for 20 women just fine

thank you oh thank you happy birthday

to us okay now let's take it downstairs
let's do the real show time

to go down just go sleep we have the
vanilla cake

You're down in 10, yeah?

Yeah. Cool.

Can we go up to the hot tub?

Meet your eyes on the top floor.

Let's do it.

All right, good night.

Good night, Dave.

Are we going to booze in here? What's
happening?

We're going to booze!

God I'm ready for bed

Hey, good morning. How are you? I see
you're ready.

Looks like the weather's cooperating.

Time to go. Do you still want to go
stern, too, or do you want to swing your

bomb over? Stern out.

Sure. And then I'll tell the guys.
Location, distances.

Location, distances.

All right, cool. Thanks, Kat.

Hey, crew.

On the dock.

Okay, so, Courtney, you're going to be
on the...

bow with jason when you bring the spring
in like you single out get it in as

soon as possible jason when the bow has
cleared the dolphin if they clear the

swing he's going to be on the stern with
me what did you say single up thing

yeah all crew we're ready to depart we
can free up

all the lines bring them all up copy
that captain please join me on the stern

All right. I'm so happy to be back,
like, as a deckhand. And I'm glad that

lines are a lot smaller than my last
book. I'm hoping that it will be a lot

easier now because these are smaller.

You know when you, like, learn with
something harder or bigger.

Captain, that's all lines off the back.

All right, Captain, that's all lines on
deck. Great. Here we go.

Storm distances.

Storm distances.

Copy that. Five meters starboard
quarter.

Ten meters starboard quarter.

You know, Storm, you're not coming
through on my radio, so press the mic

then talk. Thirty meters quarter.

Hey, Jason, can I swing?

Yeah.

Storm again.

Press the mic and then talk. I do not
hear your distances.

Six meters.

I don't hear a storm.

Three meters to V4. Kick forward.

Kick forward.

Storm. Two meters to V4.

And storm again. Press your mic and then
talk.

One meter.

Next on Below Deck Med.

Yay, they're having fun.

Getting back together with my ex.

Dave is going to be upset.

What's going on?

I don't know what runs through Dave's
head at the best of times.

My feet is painful.

Something is definitely wrong.

Kyle? It's literally paining so much.

I need to get him help quickly.

Seriously, this is weird. Uh -oh.
Carlos, I can't get the stabilizers on.

Oh, not again.

Hang on, everybody.