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Ash, stop the car!
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- Welcome to the '803, kid.
- We're in the '80s?
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If young me never reads
from that book,
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then evil will not plague my life,
and Pablo will be alive again.
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I haven't read from the book.
This can't be happening!
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Run!
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Who's there? Henrietta.
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My husband,
he's found some book of the dead.
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Why am I here? What the... fuck!
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So I read from the book,
and summoned the kandarian demon.
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Ash: Stop the professor!
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I'm going to hurt you
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real bad.
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You'll never get the necronomicon.
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Poindexter, you get your ass
over here right now!
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Please forgive me!
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Oh, my god.
He just left with the book.
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No one escapes their destiny, ash.
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Yours is to watch me
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suck out your soul!
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Make sure you suck both barrels.
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Deadite henrietta: Delicious,
but I couldn't possibly finish!
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Tanya: Help me!
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Please!
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I don't want to die!
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Come on, sweet cheeks.
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Help me!
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Oh, Ruby, it's you.
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0h, great. You got the book.
Good job.
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What's different about you?
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Whoa!
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Deadite henrietta:
Ah, come here!
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- Whoa.
- Who are you?
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I'm you... from another time.
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What are you doing here?
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I came for that.
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And for ash. So where is he?
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Ash!
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You're with him?
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Ah!
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How about some nice warm milk?
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- No!
- From granny!
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No!
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No! No!
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Prison rules, eh?
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Ooh!
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Feels so good inside me!
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I don't pop my cork
for every man I see!
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I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
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I'll rip your face off!
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Stay still!
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Suck on this, bitch!
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Let go my face!
Is that all you got?
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Fuck!
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Get ready, ash!
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Whee!
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- Whoa! Whoa!
- I like it on top!
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Fuck... you!
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- You're some kind of trick.
- No, the opposite.
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I'm the key to you getting
everything you ever wanted.
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All I ever wanted was this book,
and my...
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And your babies. I know.
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Okay, well, that old bat
must've really rung my bell good,
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'cause I'm seeing
two rubys right now.
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One too many.
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Wait, this is your opportunity
to choose a new life.
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Oh, wait a second.
I know what's going on now.
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You're the '805 version of Ruby.
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Wow! That is trippy.
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Oh, here's a question.
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If we all had sex right now,
would it still be a threesome,
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'cause technically
you're both the same person?
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Okay, well, either way, you should listen
to this Ruby, 'cause your future sucks.
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Your demon kids are going to betray
you for their demon dad.
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Then they're going to
make you kill 'em.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Didn't see that coming, did you?
Trying to help.
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' You kill my babies?
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But you don't have to.
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Don't you get it? You can walk away
with your immortality intact.
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- You can create a new future.
- What would I even do?
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Anything, you can do anything.
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Anything?
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Kelly: Ruby!
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She won't be down long.
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I'll do what I can,
but I want you to get out of here now.
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And just leave you here alone to die?!
I don't think so.
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No, we just need
to stop this bleeding.
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Kelly... stop.
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So, Ruby, does this mean I don't have to
pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?
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It's 200 bucks.
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I was wrong about you.
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You're an all right sort of person.
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Sort of.
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Well, and even though
you unleashed evil on the world,
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you didn't get in my way
while I cleaned it up,
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so I guess you're an okay half-demon,
half-person yourself.
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- I'm not dead, you dumb bastard.
- Oh, wow.
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That was weird.
You were really still for a minute.
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Oh, Kelly... take it.
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You know what to do.
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And you go and forge that path,
all right?
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I'll hold her off as long as I can.
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Time to go.
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Ow!
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Oh!
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- What the deuce is going on?
- Ash, what's wrong?
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Holy hand! Kelly, you see this?!
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I got a hand! It's real!
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It works! It's magnificent!
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Too bad Pablo
couldn't be here to see this.
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No, ash, don't you see
what this means?
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We changed history.
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It worked!
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Pablo!
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Let me out of here!
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Wait a minute.
I was... what is...
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What is... what is happening?
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- What is going on?
- Well, you were dead.
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- Uh-huh.
- So, we went back in time,
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we changed history,
and now you're back alive.
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- Wait, I was dead?
- Oh, yeah.
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Sunken eyes, horrible stench,
the whole nine yards.
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Welcome back, pablito.
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- Wow.
- Yeah!
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Now that is
a firm handshake, jefe!
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Crazy, huh?
Brand-spanking-new hand.
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Or, brand-new spanking hand?
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Hey, now...
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Wait, guys, where's Ruby?
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- She didn't make it, man.
- So, what, this other Ruby,
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the evil '80s Ruby,
she's just chilling at the cabin?
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Our Ruby was going to hold her off
for as long as she could, until...
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Can we change the subject
to something less depressing?
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Like, Pablo, maybe tell us
more about the time you died?
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Oh, yeah.
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It almost feels like
it happened to another me,
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but this me still knows about it.
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And in that moment,
right before I died,
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all I could think about was
how I wanted to save the world,
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and be a hero, like you.
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Well, you'll never really be like me,
'cause I'm a legal citizen,
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but you did help save the world.
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Kelly: I hate to be a buzzkill,
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but we kind of need
to get back to the future.
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Without Ruby's help.
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Kelly, book me.
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Pablo, you think because
that book was inside you,
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some sumerian rubbed off?
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Like enough to read from
the time travel passage in there?
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Don't you worry, jefe.
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I got this.
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- I knew you could do it.
- Oh, yeah. I can do it, all right.
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Just don't know if I want to.
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What?
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I said, “I don't want to."
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Hey, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Better!
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- Bill!
- You fuck!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Ash?
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Kelly.
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Are we back in Jacksonville?
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Mama.
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Look who's awake.
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You mind telling me
what the flying dutchman is going on?
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We're course correcting,
rebuilding the family you tore apart.
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See, this era's Ruby
hasn't been exposed to you
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like the recently departed Ruby was.
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Hasn't betrayed me.
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Well, that's good.
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You found yourself a keeper.
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- Now, where the hell is my Pablo?
- Oh, it's hard to say.
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See, most cultures have
different names for the netherworld.
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The aztecs called it mictlan.
The Greeks, the tartarus.
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You call it hell.
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None of it's correct,
but your tiny little minds
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cannot comprehend
the reality of the dimension
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that your friend
now finds himself in.
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You know, you almost had me.
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You really blocked off
all my options.
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Well, most of them, anyway.
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And it's not ideal
being inside a dead body,
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but it's not
an insurmountable challenge.
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Especially when all I had to do
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was convince the one man
foolish enough to swallow my chicanery
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if he went back in time,
he could resurrect his dead little friend.
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You flim-flamming s.O.B.
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You played me like a cheap fiddle.
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Oh, don't be so sore, ash.
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There's no way you could've known.
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See, my transference
was one of those...
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Blink and you'll miss it moments.
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Blah-di-blah-di-blah.
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- Heard it all before, pal.
- That so?
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Yeah, demon powers, immortality,
jumping into people's bodies.
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Honestly,
I'm not impressed by that.
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Now, you strip that away,
give us a fair fight,
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- I'll bet I would kick your candy ass.
- Ignore him.
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Come on, buddy. What do you say?
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A little mano a mano?
Test the mettle of man?
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That's what this is all about, right?
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I'm willing to throw in.
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But... and this is
a big, hairy but...
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You got to turn off
your demon powers.
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This has to be a fair fight.
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What do you hope
to achieve by this?
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If I win, you, Ruby,
your worthless kids,
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and all the other evil crap here
takes a freight train to the underworld,
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and I get my buddy Pablo back.
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Dark Ruby: And what do we get
when you lose?
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I don't know, toots.
What do you want?
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I want to rip the skies open
until they bleed.
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And the flood
to flush away humanity,
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and the earth to burn
so that the flames touch the heavens.
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Is that it?
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And then I want my spawn
to eat her.
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Ah, apocalypse,
and a side of Kelly for the kids.
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Okay, I accept.
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Wow, really, dude?
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- The necronomicon.
- What?
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Now!
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Ash, do you really think
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you can trust this piece of shit
to keep his word?
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How the hell should I know?
I'm making this up.
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Hey! Easy, man!
It's a brand-new hand!
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You defeat me,
we accept exile from this realm...
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And your friend
shall be returned.
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Okay, you defeat me,
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I guess all kinds of bad crap's
going to happen for a long time.
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Got it.
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A promise sealed with blood.
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There's no stronger bond.
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Put your dancing shoes on.
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Let's do this.
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Too quick for you, huh?
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Oh! Come on, bill.
The idea is to actually hit me.
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Look at them.
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Slaves to pride.
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Willing to risk everything for vanity
while using us as bargaining chips.
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- Baal: Come on!
- Me to be banished,
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and you to be defiled
and devoured.
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I never heard anything
about being defiled.
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It was implied, trust me.
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They've shown us
just how little they think we matter.
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What are you doing?
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I'm not going to risk everything
for a contest of egos.
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I'm going to alter the deal.
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You feel that?
That's what mortals call "pain"!
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Get on board, 'cause the pain train
is stopping in bill ville!
253
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,112
You fight like a girl!
254
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,332
What are you doing with ash?
255
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,127
'Cause you're stronger than him.
256
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,630
Why be a follower
when you could be a leader?
257
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:32,009
Kelly, you're stronger than ash.
258
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:36,764
Why follow when you should lead?
259
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,310
You join with me, and I'll give you powers
you couldn't possibly imagine.
260
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,397
I'd rather die!
261
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,361
Don't be foolish.
262
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,113
You can't win.
263
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,872
- No, no, no!
- Chet!
264
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,082
- Ash!
- Hey.
265
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,875
-Oh'
266
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,008
Oh! Oh!
267
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,677
You are stuck in there real good!
268
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,971
A real friend
would give you a hand.
269
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,682
Of course...
270
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,270
You did let Cheryl kill me,
so guess you're not a real friend.
271
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,998
J' dah, dah, dah, dah I
272
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,024
ow, ow!
273
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,859
Chet! Stop that!
274
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,652
Oh!
275
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,241
Oh, well, I guess I'll have to take
your hand, buddy.
276
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,285
What's that?
277
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,789
What do you think you're do...
Oh, no!
278
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,461
- Be still!
- No!
279
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,968
Oh, gross, man!
280
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,223
Oh! Oh, my virgin hand!
281
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,684
It hasn't even held a beer!
282
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,939
Hey!
You get back here right now!
283
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,234
Take that!
284
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,737
Chet: Gross!
285
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:26,415
We never finished our game, ashy.
286
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:35,257
Do you really want to die here
with ash Williams, orjoin with me?
287
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,927
There's one thing
I learned from ash...
288
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,013
Shoot first,
ask questions never.
289
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,620
You could've had it all.
290
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,629
Hiding in the skins of people.
291
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,673
That's a punk move!
292
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,885
You said you wouldn't
use any powers!
293
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,819
Oh!
294
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,242
Brock: Ashley?
295
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,079
Ashley?
296
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,678
Ashley, where are we?
297
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,597
You are not my father.
298
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,849
Oh, yes, son. It-it's really me.
299
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,519
There's no time to explain,
but listen carefully.
300
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,688
It's vital that you know the truth.
301
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,441
I should've told you years ago,
but you weren't ready.
302
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,692
You are now.
303
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,527
You see, you and I...
304
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,030
You leave my dad out of this!
305
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,533
Ashley, you idiot!
306
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,827
- Stop it!
- Sorry, I don't come with brakes!
307
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,959
- Listen to me.
- Shut up.
308
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,714
Between...
309
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,549
Tell it to somebody who cares!
310
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,888
- Ashley, you are...
- Save your breath, buddy!
311
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,723
You're going to need it!
312
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,490
Game... over!
313
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,743
Savior of humanity...
314
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,496
Couldn't even save the ones
dearest to you.
315
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,415
Did you really think
I was going to honor the deal?
316
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,586
Brock's voice:
Take the chainsaw, son.
317
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,507
Humans are so gullible.
318
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,449
Oh, nice move... for a cheater!
319
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,201
I'm sorry, Kelly.
320
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,246
I was wrong to bring us here.
321
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,832
I failed you.
322
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,043
I failed Pablo.
323
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,378
I failed the world.
324
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:45,007
We won a fuck ton more
than we lost, ash.
325
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,428
That's not failure.
326
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,847
Baal: I disagree.
327
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,059
Prophesized one will die
by my hand.
328
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,271
Humanity will bow to evil
once more.
329
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,691
And by every definition...
330
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,986
That spells failure.
331
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,865
Wait!
332
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,451
Okay.
333
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,537
You did it. You won.
334
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,707
Now, I'm not afraid of dying.
335
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,586
But before I go,
I got to know one thing.
336
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,838
What is it?
337
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,014
What was she like in the sack?
338
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,902
Wow!
You immortals are so gullible!
339
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,329
What have you done?!
340
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,914
Honored the deal!
341
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,128
- Ash!
- That's our cue.
342
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,630
Ash!
343
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,306
No, no!
344
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,823
Pablo!
345
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,538
- What happened?
- Well, Pablo, you died.
346
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,873
But you died saving the world.
347
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,126
Wait... am I dead right now?
348
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,711
What? No, that's crazy!
349
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,214
We went back in time to the '80s
and we saved you.
350
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,633
Oh, okay. Cool.
351
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,718
- Thanks, jefe.
- You're welcome, bill.
352
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,053
Come on now!
353
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,722
- Let's do it!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?!
354
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,850
I save the world
and you punch me in the face?
355
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,602
I'm sorry, Pablo.
356
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,313
Just had to be sure.
It was one of those days.
357
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,609
Come on! Now give it up!
358
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,903
Whoo!
359
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,281
- Give me an "a"!
- Cheerleaders: “A"!
360
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,783
- Give me an "s"!
- Cheerleaders: "S"!
361
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,244
- Give me an "h"!
- Cheerleaders: “H"!
362
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,164
- Cheerleader: What's that spell?
- All: Ash!
363
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,925
Cheerleaders: Ash Williams!
364
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,973
Now, elk grove,
365
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:07,436
let's welcome our hero,
Ashley j. Williams!
366
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,531
- Ash, everyone's waiting for you.
- Oh.
367
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,952
Thank you!
368
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,496
Thank you very much!
369
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,499
Thank you,
good people of elk grove.
370
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,628
You know, uh...
371
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,796
30 years ago,
372
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,966
I was a pariah in this town.
373
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,802
- Man: Yeah, you were!
- I was kicked out.
374
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,721
Permanently,
375
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:47,142
for allegedly doing something
unspeakable to my friends and family.
376
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,479
So, as you can imagine,
when I came back here,
377
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,315
I was afraid you wouldn't listen
to the real truth.
378
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:57,569
Which is I'm just a total badass hero,
not a serial killer.
379
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,405
Yeah.
380
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:07,496
Unfortunately,
all my worst fears came true.
381
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,665
You were still complete assholes,
382
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,500
you called me horrible names,
383
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,669
and you were basically
responsible for the deaths
384
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,713
of my best friend and my father.
385
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,426
Yep.
386
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:25,180
But I'm glad
that we're past that now.
387
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,432
Today is a new day,
and I want you to know...
388
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,270
I love this town.
389
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:37,859
So much so, I'm moving back here,
and this time it's for good!
390
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,612
Yeah! That's right!
391
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:46,034
Evil, if you show
your ugly mug in this town
392
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,412
ever again...
393
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,622
I will fuck you up,
394
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:54,543
I will take you down,
and I will wipe you out!
395
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,712
Yeah.
396
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,215
I love you, elk grove!
397
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,943
I love you, as“
398
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,303
hey, I love me, too!
399
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,887
Let's party!
400
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,277
- You okay?
- Yeah.
401
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,404
Wow, it's just that...
402
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,407
All of this... it's so perfect.
403
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,951
I mean,
I-I never expected any of this.
404
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,579
Well, you deserve this, ash.
405
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,581
You've done your part.
406
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,333
Now you can live a normal life.
407
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,128
It's time you relax
and do whatever you want.
408
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,339
Whatever I want?
409
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,424
Ooh, I want some sugar!
410
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,913
Whoo!
411
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,952
Girl: Hey, look what I found!
412
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:43,378
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