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"Misartra."
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- Ash?
- Linda bates.
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- Wow!
- This party is popping off, man.
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I'm warning you.
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Ashy slashy's going to kill us all!
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Been a lot of weird shit
happening around town lately.
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We got to move.
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If we do not get to my spawn
before they raise baal,
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I will not have the strength
to fight him.
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Ash! The delta, it's possessed!
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We're going to die here.
This car's going to kill us.
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Pablo, our destinies
are intertwined.
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I had a vision. This is how
we get rid of the book for good.
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The necronomicon... it's gone.
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Pablo: Come on, ash.
Let's go home.
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Woman: Lincoln 61, 10-23, over.
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Woman over radio:
10-4. Copy that, Margie.
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Standby, over.
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Jesus.
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0h.
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Baal: Margie.
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Margie.
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Come to me.
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Polly, it's Margie,
over at the lounge.
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I've got a situation here.
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I need you and the sheriff
to get over here as...
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Woman over radio: Come back Margie.
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- Say again.
- Step back right now, or I'll shoot.
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Woman on radio:
Margie, come back.
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You don't need that.
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Shh.
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Baal: I'm not done with you yet.
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Ash:
I once again I saved the world I
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I now it's time to get the girl j“
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j“ time to go to the shop,
get the car back I
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j“ get on the road
to Jack-son-ville j“
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j“ something, something,
rhymes with Jacks... j'
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well, hello.
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"Linda, from the moment
I saw you,
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I realized, that you were
one of the only lindas for me."
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Yeah, that'll work.
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Strap on the old chainsaw,
give it a few revs, seal the deal.
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J“ highway to Jackson... j“
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Ash Williams,
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you're under arrest
for the murder of Amber Corey.
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Okay, for starters, you can take
your booger finger off that trigger...
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Well, this is some grade-a stupidity.
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This whole town
should be thanking me.
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Yeah, that's what I told them, too!
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- Cha.
- Huh?
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- They got you too?
- Yeah, but you know what?
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It was worth it. Know why?
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'Cause we fought evil together,
even if it was just for a minute.
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- Chet kaminski.
- Yeah.
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Need your signature here.
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You're being officially charged with drunk
driving and solicitation of a prostitute.
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- Again.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hey.
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Um, ash, joanie. Joanie, ash.
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Hey, joanie, how are you?
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You know, itchy.
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I know that feeling.
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- Chet, how are you?
- Itchy, too.
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Great work, Margie.
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You got the perp in custody,
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and, uh, I think we're looking at
the murder weapon right here.
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Take that down
to the evidence locker.
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I want to make sure
we put this guy away for a long time.
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You got it, sir.
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- Daddy? Daddy.
- Baby?
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Daddy!
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- Are you all right?
- No.
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I found her on the shower floor.
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- What?
- Doped up,
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and rambling about killer cars.
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And now Amber's mom is calling me,
saying that her daughter's missing.
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Ash: Hey, that's my phone call!
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- What...
- I get a phone call!
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- Is that ash?
- Uh-huh.
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Thomas,
what is going on around here?
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- Don't worry about him. Marge?
- I'll deal with him.
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Oh, come on, let's get you
down here on the couch.
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Hey, I want a lawyer.
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Then call one.
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Who's gonna stop you?
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Wow.
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Are all lady cops as soft
and cuddly as you?
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Come on, handsome.
Phone's that way.
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Don't worry, Chet.
I'll send you a fruitcake.
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Chet: Oh, great. What?
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- You've got five, sugar.
- Oh, I got eight.
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But I know
how to make it feel like five.
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Hey, lady cop, phone's dead.
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Hello?
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Baal on phone:
They call you the "jefe"?
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- Who is this?
- Let's see what you're made of.
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Lacey:
Dad, you're not listening to me.
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Excuse me.
We're looking for ash Williams?
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- We heard he got arrested.
- That's right.
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Ah. Howdy, cowboy.
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Keeping dry?
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Uh, what is she talking about?
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I, uh...
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Just tell us where ash is, dipshit.
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I'm right here.
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There is some bad juju in this place,
and we've got...
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Hey, good-looking.
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You here to break me out,
or break me in?
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Don't move. Margie!
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- What do you mean, "there's bad juju?"
- Hey! That means you, too.
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- Nobody move!
- Whoa.
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I'll explain later. Right now,
we got to lock, load, and regroup.
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- Emery: Oh, come on now.
- Oh, Christ.
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What do you got, huh?!
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- Oh, my god!
- What do you got?!
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What the fuck is that?!
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Lady cop?
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Margie?
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You son of a bitch!
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It's not ash.
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Then who was it?
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- He's here.
- Who's where?
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Give me your keys.
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- Now.
- Okay.
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Okay. I got it.
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Slower, please.
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I'll lock it down.
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- You got any prisoners back there?
- Yes.
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Go get them.
I want everyone in plain sight.
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Okay, uh, obviously
I know exactly what's going on,
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but for the sake of these people,
uh, maybe you should explain.
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There's a demon in here,
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and I'm going to kill him
before he kills all of us.
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His name is baal.
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And right now
he's hidden among us.
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Exactly,
think that covers the basics.
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You see, baal jumps
from person to person.
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Wearing their skin.
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Okay, I-I think we got it.
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And right now,
he could be in any one of you.
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So nobody leaves
until he's dead.
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This can't be happening.
This can't be real.
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Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
but it's true.
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- Demons are real.
- Damn straight.
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- I seen them.
- Sit down.
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Th-this is insane.
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Mom. Look, mom, look.
They're telling the truth, okay?
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There was an evil car
that ran down my friends,
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and a talking book.
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Just one man brave enough
to defeat them all.
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- Thank you.
- I meant Pablo.
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Pablo: Hmm?
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I don't know what you did
to my daughter, ash Williams,
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but I don't need a firearm
to kick your ass.
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Okay, clearly the demon is inside
of this walking penis.
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Just give me the gun, I'll take care
of him, we'll go for pancakes.
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Sorry, ash,
could just as easily be you.
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Hey, come on, sister.
What's the deal?
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- Same team.
- Can't take that risk.
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You see,
this is what baal wants.
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For us all to start fighting
among ourselves.
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He looks us in a cage,
turns us into animals,
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and watches us
devour one another.
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And then when we're done,
he comes on in
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and picks off whoever's left.
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Okay, so how do we deal
with this bill guy,
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'cause I can't stop thinking
about pancakes.
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- Kelly and Ruby: It's baal.
- Oh, Jesus.
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We need the kandarian dagger.
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- Where is it?
- Oh, someone confiscated it.
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Tell me where it is.
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Okay.
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It's in the evidence locker.
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It's just down those stairs.
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Now take it easy. Ah!
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- Daddy! Dad!
- Jesus!
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Oh, my god!
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It's hot. All yours.
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Man: Okay.
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We're all dead, aren't we?
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Hey, we'll get through this,
all right?
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' Please!
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- Don't kill me!
- Get up!
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Okay, I need to get in here.
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Do you know the code?
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Well, enter it.
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- All right, you can get out of here.
- Thank you.
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What happened?
Did you guys see...
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I need to talk to you guys for a second.
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So, um, I got a problem.
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Whoa.
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- Holy shit.
- It's not what you think.
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It feels like something inside of me
that's trying to come out.
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It hurts, and... whoa.
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What if it's baal?
What if I'm baal, guys?
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No, don't. Come on, buddy.
That's just a rash.
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I mean, I've had a million rashes
in all kinds of funky places, you know?
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My armpit, my-my gonads,
my-my butt crack, my butt cheek...
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Chet: Hey, ash, I'm leaving.
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- Whoa.
- You're not going anywhere, numbnuts.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Anyone consider
it might be in this chick?
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Hey, ash, I think you really need to
tell your friend to shut the fuck up.
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You know what?
Maybe it's in him.
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- He looks skeezy as shit.
- Chet: Hey, ash.
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How well do you really know
the Mexican, anyway?
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Hey, he's not
"the Mexican," okay?
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He's Pablo.
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Pablo the Mexican.
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Yeah, kind of like you're Chet,
Chet the dumb, white guy.
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- Chet: No!
- Whoa, that's a little racist, Pablo.
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- Apology?
- You're all crazy.
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There's no goddamn demon.
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It's just this asshole.
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Ashy slashy back to kill us all.
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- He's not ashy slashy.
- Excuse me?
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He-he's the good guy.
He fights against these things.
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His friend shoots me in the leg,
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- and you're on his side?
- No, dad, he's on our side.
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That's horsecrap,
you better smarten up, young lady...
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And you better lay off her,
or I'll pop you one.
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- Again.
- You put down the gun and try it.
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Um, what happened
between the two of you?
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- Stay out of this.
- Thomas.
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Honey, this isn't you.
You're-you're hurt.
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- You're upset.
- I said shut up.
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Hey, easy cowboy.
How do we know it isn't you?
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For one thing,
I haven't killed anyone lately.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Your friend, ash,
had a visit with Amber.
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Cut her head off.
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Is it true?
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Oh, honey, of course not.
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It's complicated.
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Linda: Oh, god, ash.
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- It is you, isn't it?
- No! No!
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- I say we fucking kill him now!
- Calm down, cupcake.
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All right, all right.
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All right, everyone
just calm the fuck down.
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Ruby said that
this would happen.
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That we'd turn into animals
and rip each other's throats out.
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And you know what,
that's exactly what baal wants.
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- But it's not safe here.
- Come on, Linda.
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I'm still the same ash,
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used to take you out
for burgers every Friday night.
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Remember?
247
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Carving our initials in the bleachers...
248
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,219
Having our first kiss
in your mom's Volvo.
249
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,680
That wasn't me.
250
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,100
- Chevy?
- Nope.
251
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,727
- K-car?
- Oh, my god.
252
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,229
- Pinto?
- I'm just...
253
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,898
Chet: Ash, hey, man.
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00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,733
You know what I said
255
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,210
- about sticking with you?
- Yeah.
256
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,652
- Till the wheels fall off?
- Sure.
257
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,198
Well, um, you know,
if what Emery says is true, than...
258
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,618
- See you, buddy.
- Chet, there's no way I'm a demon!
259
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:34,827
- You got that?!
- Uh, no.
260
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,913
- Let's take a vote.
- Yeah, let's do that!
261
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:41,000
If you think ash is the demon,
raise your hand.
262
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,254
God' _
263
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,549
Pablo? Are you okay?
264
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,141
How are you not scared?
265
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,561
As long as we've got that dagger,
we have a chance.
266
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,614
What are you doing?
267
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,991
You are scared, aren't you?
268
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,661
It's written all over your face.
269
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,621
I don't get scared.
270
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,460
Of course you do.
271
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,128
You're only human.
272
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,507
Well, actually...
273
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,926
Shh.
274
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,306
You're not fooling anyone, Ruby.
275
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,078
You're safe now.
276
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,123
You don't have to be
scared anymore.
277
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,295
Hey, toots.
278
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,339
Long time no see.
279
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,723
That's better.
280
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,559
You always liked me in black.
281
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,395
Come to daddy.
282
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,569
Now, you don't mind
if I take this, do you?
283
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,492
Now, we had a deal, remember?
284
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,583
I remember. I remem...
285
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,002
You murdered them.
286
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,088
You betrayed me.
287
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,759
Oh, what?
288
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,054
Oh, you think you could
keep your mortality a secret, huh?
289
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,143
You were so beautiful.
290
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,104
Now you're growing old.
291
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,899
Like these maggots.
292
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,529
And you're going to die slowly.
293
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,615
Like these maggots.
294
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,575
Maybe.
295
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,288
But first, I'm going to send you
back to hell where you belong.
296
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,457
And how exactly?
297
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,211
The necronomicon is gone,
and I'm up here.
298
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,464
I'm here to stay, Ruby,
299
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:19,135
and you get to watch me burn
your world to the ground.
300
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,469
Neveh
301
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,228
How are you going to stop me?
302
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,191
You think your precious jefe
is going to be the savior of humanity?
303
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,944
You get to watch me break him.
304
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,199
I'd love to tell you more,
305
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,952
but I got to scat, alley cat.
306
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,379
I feel it spreading, jefe.
307
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,672
It hurts.
308
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,508
I can feel it spreading
all over my body, guys.
309
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,012
Is there any pain killers
in this thing?
310
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,723
- Lacey: Dad, no!
- Fuck!
311
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,018
Stay back!
I don't want to hurt you.
312
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,644
Yet.
313
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,609
Dad, dad, dad, dad,
don't-don't hurt him!
314
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,195
Hand that gun over
before you do something really stupid.
315
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,573
- Is it you?
- The truth is I don't know.
316
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,117
- I'll see you in hell.
- No!
317
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,579
Wait, wait, wait, uh, wait, wait, wait.
You're-you're not thinking straight.
318
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:31,665
He-he might be innocent.
319
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,126
- No.
- Thomas, yes.
320
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,380
Someone's got to restore
law and order to this place.
321
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,758
No, but you can't just kill him!
322
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,677
Baal: Yes, you can.
323
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,057
Don't you ever shut the fuck up?!
324
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,184
- Thomas.
- Oh, my god.
325
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,063
Baby, I'm sorry.
326
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,545
Lady cop!
327
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,089
Ash!
328
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,887
Lacey: No, dad, no, no!
329
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,224
- Thomas!
- Dad?!
330
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,353
Mom!
331
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,772
- Pablo: Jefe!
- Whoa!
332
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,208
- Fuck.
- Oh, my god!
333
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,545
Joanie! No!
334
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,297
Oh, god!
335
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,965
You were so giving!
336
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,675
Mom? Mom?!
337
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,095
Oh, my god.
338
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:12,141
- Mom? Mom? Where's mom?
- Linda?!
339
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,352
- Emery: Linda?!
- Lacey: Mom?!
340
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:19,148
- Linda?!
- Mom, where are you?!
341
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,948
Linda: Help!
Someone get me out of here!
342
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,750
- Ash! Ash! Oh!
- Linda, thank god you're okay.
343
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,044
Get you out of there
in no time, baby.
344
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,970
Thomas!
345
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,100
Don't worry, Linda.
346
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,144
I'll get you out of there,
no matter how long it takes!
347
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,814
Ash, catch!
348
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,782
Linda, are you all right?
349
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,326
I messed up.
350
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,286
I know that, and I'm sorry.
351
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,431
But I'm here now,
and I'll keep you and Lacey safe.
352
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,915
- I swear!
- Don't touch me.
353
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,001
- Honey.
- It's over!
354
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,880
Your mother drove a Volkswagen.
355
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:12,011
Yeah, and you stole it.
356
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,971
- And crashed it.
- Damn right I did.
357
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,266
But you know what, it's not my fault,
because I was totally wasted.
358
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,269
Pablo: What's happening to me?!
359
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,828
Get it out of me!
360
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,956
Please! Please, make it stop!
361
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,167
Lacey: Oh, I think he's dying!
362
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,711
_ stay calm, Pablo.
363
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,463
It's okay. It's okay.
364
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,803
- Is that sumerian?
- It ain't French.
365
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,147
I told you I'm him.
366
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,982
I'm baal!
367
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,526
No, Pablo, you're not baal.
368
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,403
You're our only hope
of stopping him.
369
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,328
J' you're the poetry man j“
370
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,039
I you make things all rhyme I
371
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,791
j' yeah, yeah j“
372
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,089
j' ohh, yeah I
373
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:34,009
j' yeah, yeah j“
374
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,471
j' ooh, yeah I
375
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:17,261
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