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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,931 Ash: Thirty years ago, I found the book of the dead. 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,767 Now, because I read from the book... 3 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,352 Misartra. 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,354 Evil has found me. 5 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,441 Ash: All roads to destroying this evil 6 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,444 lead to where it all began... The cabin. 7 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,947 - Let's go back there and end it all. - You know I'm down. 8 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,115 The sooner this book is six feet under, the better. 9 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:38,288 Here's the plan... Shoot first, think never. 10 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,541 Whoa. 11 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:44,628 That didn't work. 12 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,795 Present the book to me, and we'll finally end this. 13 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,717 Pablo! 14 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,845 - You have no idea what you're doing! - Of course I know what I'm doing... 15 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,472 I wrote this book. 16 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:01,311 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 17 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,189 Take the deal and go back to Jacksonville. 18 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,818 I am offering you the undo button you wanted. 19 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,488 Normal life, in Jacksonville, the three of us? 20 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,198 - I can do that. - Truce. 21 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:16,952 Yeah. 22 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,329 Whoo! 23 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,958 Jacksonville, here we come. 24 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,824 Mama. 25 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,118 I have fought with Attila the hun and genghis Khan... 26 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,247 And this type shit is my only hope? 27 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,583 0h, fuck. What a mess. 28 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,624 - Jacksonville, I love you! - All: We love you, too! 29 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,544 I know you do. Hey, I love me, too. 30 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,309 Ah, jefe. 31 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,979 You know, you don't have to call him that anymore, Pablo. 32 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,482 'Cause now, he's just water trash, like everyone else in this town. 33 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,818 Especially non-tippers like you, buddy. 34 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,404 - Yeah, thanks. - Hey, come on, kel. 35 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,031 Ash did what he had to do. He saved us. 36 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,159 And left Ruby in charge. You know what? 37 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,325 I don't trust that bitch as far as I can throw her. 38 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,913 Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay. 39 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,208 Pull. 40 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,675 Looking good, Eli. 41 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,428 Hey, sailor. 42 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,515 - I had fun last night. - I think I remember that. 43 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,519 - This is my daughter Hannah. - Oh, how nice for you to meet me. 44 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,647 Can I, um, touch it? 45 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,695 My god... 46 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,864 How does it work? 47 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,451 Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious. 48 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,745 Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you, 49 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,165 I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird. 50 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,834 But I'll get there, though. 51 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 Whoa. 52 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,694 Oh, shit! 53 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,496 My god... 54 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,123 I left the windows down in the delta. 55 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,792 Whoa! 56 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,798 Hey, hey, timeout. You're not supposed to be here. 57 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,176 Ash! 58 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,763 Didn't you get the memo? There's a truce! 59 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,141 Talk to Ruby, she sent us. 60 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,186 - Ah! - Balls to the wall! 61 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,655 Your truce is over, ashy slashy. 62 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,116 What did you call me? 63 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,953 Ashy slashy hatchet and saw, 64 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,790 takes your head and skins you raw. 65 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:17,335 Ashy slashy heaven and hell, 66 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:21,756 cuts out your tongue so you can't yell! 67 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,515 What the fuck is this?! 68 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,183 Shoot it in the head! 69 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,921 Jefe! Your blade! 70 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,069 Give me your eyes! 71 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,489 Don't you wanna fuck me now? 72 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,339 Get off me! 73 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,677 I think we're good, kel. 74 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,807 Fucking skank. 75 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,218 You will die like all the others. 76 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,096 One by one, we will take you. All of you! 77 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,143 Ladies first. 78 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,279 Well, I guess it's safe to say the truce is over. 79 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,947 Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted. 80 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,616 We gotta put our little thinking caps on and do something. 81 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,618 Yes! You know I'm in. 82 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,787 I have been waiting to kick her ass. 83 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,414 Yeah, amen to that. 84 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,042 But how? Ruby could be anywhere. 85 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,338 I know where she is. 86 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,467 Ruby is in elk grove, Michigan. 87 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,762 - That's my hometown. - Okay, that's a very specific guess. 88 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,723 The deadite gave it away with that song. 89 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,809 That damn song. 90 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,979 All right, we're gonna go to elk grove, 91 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,522 we're gonna find Ruby, 92 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,249 and I'm gonna Bury that kandarian dagger 93 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,527 deep into her strangely beautiful neck and kill her where she stands. 94 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,571 We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday. 95 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,990 Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, 96 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,992 - because... - Oh! 97 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,952 Because it's the drink of my people. 98 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,955 That's a little racist, don't you think? 99 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,208 Well, yeah. 100 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,382 I I've seen ahead I 101 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,511 I I've seen a vision I 102 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,515 I it was reaching through the clouds I 103 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,142 I to risk a dream... I 104 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,061 Kelly: Sinkholes are still being reported. 105 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,229 And look at this! 106 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,648 Kenward county, violent crime and murder 107 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,400 up 200% from this time last year. 108 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,904 Yeah, Ruby's evil's seeping everywhere. 109 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,511 All right, we need a sketch of her to show the people in town. 110 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,991 - Pablo. - I'm on it. 111 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,327 So, uh, why so long since you've been home? 112 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,041 Oh, who drank all the beer? 113 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,378 - I got it. - Um, you. 114 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,171 Your bladder must be ready to explode. 115 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,816 Ash: Oh, please. 116 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,675 I've been whizzing the whole time. 117 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:54,112 I the old man's back again... I 118 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,450 boy: Do it! I dare you! 119 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,536 - Chicken. - Don't say that. 120 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,745 Boy: Run! 121 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,166 Ashy slashy's coming to get you! 122 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,421 You think Ruby's here? In a crack house? 123 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,674 No... this is my house. 124 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,927 Or at least it used to be. 125 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,224 It's... it's... nice. 126 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:27,478 - Your parents still live here? - My parents died a long time ago. 127 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,732 Just, um, give me a sec. 128 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,070 Pablo: I've never seen the jefe like this before. 129 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,117 Whatever happened in this town seems to really haunt him. 130 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,579 - Look at this creepy fucker. - Where? 131 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,919 He was right... Dude, he was right there. 132 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,796 - Ah! - Oh, shit! 133 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,257 Asshole! 134 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,217 - Oh! - You come here to Rob me, punk? 135 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,220 - Think I won't fight back? - I'm not robbing you. 136 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,558 - Ashley? - Hello, dad. 137 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,688 Been a long time. 138 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,649 You look, uh... 139 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,484 Old. 140 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,237 - Bloated like a sack of... - Yeah, I get the idea. 141 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,656 - How you been, pop? - What do you want? 142 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,492 Nothing. Can't a guy come and see his own father? 143 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,581 - What the hell is that? - Oh, it's, um, an utility hand. 144 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,709 A friend made it for me. Check it out. 145 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,669 - I'm better, stronger. - Faster? 146 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,004 - Yeah. - Bullshit. 147 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,890 Looks like some piece of crap made in China. 148 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,526 - Kelly: What was that gunshot? - All right, put the guns down. 149 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,052 - What is going on? - You got a green card, kid? 150 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,847 Kelly, Pablo, meet my father. 151 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,725 Whoa, filthy and fine. 152 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,020 Brock Williams, but you can call me "cock." 153 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,772 - He's your father all right. - Um... 154 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,733 Thought you said your dad was dead. 155 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,235 Dead? He's the one that died, not me. 156 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,863 Uh, we were sort of dead to each other. 157 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,781 - What have you done now? - Nothing. 158 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,428 We're just looking for someone. Pablo. 159 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,287 I drew most of it while the car was moving, but... 160 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,584 - You're looking for bigfoot? - It was a bumpy ride. 161 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,104 Okay, you know what, forget it. You don't wanna help, that's fine. 162 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,256 - Some things never change. - Still the victim with you, huh? 163 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,883 Always somebody else's fault. 164 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,926 Somebody else made you go to that cabin. 165 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,471 - Somebody else chopped your hand off. - Uh, no, I did that. 166 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,931 - Somebody else killed your girl. - No, I did that, too. 167 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,309 Come on, dad. You know exactly what happened. 168 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,076 Why didn't you set those people straight? 169 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,437 Because you should have. 170 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,938 Instead, you let 'em beat you down 171 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,483 and you ran away with your tail between your legs. 172 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,419 Thank god your mother wasn't here to see that. 173 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,028 I did what I had to do. 174 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,283 Ashley, it's taken me a long time to get my life back together. 175 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:32,789 I think it's best that you and the illegal here just leave. 176 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,124 Kelly, would you like to have dinner with me? 177 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,001 That's a hard pass. 178 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,546 Get out. 179 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,927 Let's go. 180 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,099 Man on radio: Oh, blitz on McNabb. 181 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,725 Somehow he... 182 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,164 Elk grove... hasn't changed a bit. 183 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,126 - What's the plan? - We split up, ask around. 184 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,217 You ruined my life. 185 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,220 - I've ruined a lot of people's lives. - Here, man, I got some change. 186 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,525 How do... 187 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,110 Thanks. 188 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,863 Okay, let's go. 189 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,573 Jacksonville's waiting. 190 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,551 Man: It's him. Woman: No way. 191 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,053 Woman: Ash? 192 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,890 Ash Williams, is that you? 193 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,516 Linda bates! 194 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,227 Holy hell! Wow. 195 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,104 It's been so long. 196 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,106 You look great in that waitress getup. 197 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,901 - Probably even better out of it. - Ooh, same ash. 198 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,778 - All okay here? - Yeah. 199 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,741 - Little Tommy Emery? - It's sheriff Emery now. 200 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,452 And I'm all grown up. You can ask around. 201 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,915 Oh, you... 202 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,959 - No, you married safety boy? - Who? 203 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,271 That's what we called him back when he was a hall monitor. 204 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,523 Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room? 205 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,427 - 'Cause you were leaning on the door. - Guilty. 206 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,927 Hey, that was such a long time ago. 207 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,887 - Right, honey? - No. 208 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,890 - Can you give us a second? - Sure. 209 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,477 - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. - Hey. 210 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,896 - Mmm. - Hey! 211 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,774 You got some huge balls showing your face in this town. 212 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,484 Yeah, I do. 213 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,069 Notice I never wore gym shorts? 214 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,404 I'm here on business... Looking for a woman. 215 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,614 She's bad news. 216 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,426 If I don't find her, you might actually have something to do around here. 217 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,285 Well, then, let's find her for you. 218 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,621 Everyone! 219 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,790 This is ash. 220 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,292 Some of you may know him as ashy slashy, 221 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,795 because he went crazy and chopped up his friends. 222 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,463 Okay, that's not true. 223 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,006 I did not go crazy. 224 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,426 I knew exactly what I was doing when I chopped up my friends. 225 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,472 And now, ashy slashy is back in town 226 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,140 looking for a new woman. 227 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,309 So, what do people think? 228 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,145 Should we help ash find another victim? 229 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,315 Or should we kick him back to whatever rock he was hiding under? 230 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,150 Fuck this sicko. He's gotta go. 231 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,628 Man: Yeah! Get him out! 232 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,585 No more running away. 233 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,797 All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up, 234 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,174 you inbred, degenerate screwheads. 235 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,052 Except you, Linda. You're so not like them. 236 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:19,473 Yes, I am "ashy slashy." 237 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,892 The boomstick butcher with the chainsaw hand, 238 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,186 but you nimrods got me all wrong. 239 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,063 I'm here to save this town... 240 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,316 To save my town whether you like it or not. 241 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,484 Now, I'm here looking for somebody. 242 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,033 Check it out. She goes by the name of Ruby. 243 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,701 Anybody? 244 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,911 You use your chainsaw to draw that? 245 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,041 Time to leave, ash. 246 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,335 Oh, I'm gonna leave, all right. 247 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,711 And don't you worry. 248 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,880 After I save all your sorry asses, 249 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,675 you won't see me again for another 30 years, dicksticks! 250 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,345 Man: Loser! 251 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,649 Oh! 252 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,071 No! 253 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,124 Hey! Hey! Takeiteasy! 254 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,711 - Ash: Pablo. - What's wrong? 255 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,005 I just saw Ruby! 256 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,966 - Saw Ruby? Where? - I don't know. 257 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,093 I just had a weird vision of her 258 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,971 in front of a big, brick building. 259 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,807 There were, uh, these smoke stacks there. 260 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,059 - Two big smoke stacks? - Yeah. 261 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,312 That sounds like the crematorium. 262 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,530 This is it. 263 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,991 I saw it so clearly. 264 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,994 Pablo, how long you been having these visions? 265 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,996 Ever since Ruby put that book on my face, 266 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,332 I've been having nightmares, but they happen while I'm awake. 267 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,586 - How come you never said something? - I was afraid. 268 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,839 I don't know what's happening to me, jefe. 269 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,009 Let's go get some answers. 270 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,988 We gave peace a chance... 271 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,157 Now it's time for war. 272 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,554 All right, you two, go that way. 273 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,801 But remember, these weapons are only gonna stun Ruby, 274 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,572 so use them to knock her down or whatever. 275 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,894 Then before she heals, 276 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,355 I'm gonna put an end to this horse pucky once and for all. 277 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,741 Oh, god. Damn. 278 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,923 Ruby! I know you're out there! 279 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,398 Creepy kid? You grew up quick. 280 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,293 You should not have come back, Ashley. 281 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,205 Ash? 282 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,666 - Ash? - It's that way. 283 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,171 Kelly! 284 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,380 Kel! 285 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,983 Kelly? 286 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,096 Yeah, that's it! 287 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,264 Run home and cry to mama! 288 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,226 You tell her Ashley j. Williams is looking for her! 289 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,772 Oh! 290 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,692 Why you... 291 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,448 My goodness... 292 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,757 Kelly... 293 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,176 You're stronger than ash. 294 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,344 Why do you follow 295 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,764 when you should lead? 296 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,521 Join us. 297 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,869 Voice: I we're gonna get you I 298 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,539 I we're gonna get you I 299 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:27,002 I we're gonna get you I 300 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,505 I we're gonna get you I 301 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,548 get this! 302 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:39,014 Ha! Yippee Kai-aye mother fu... 303 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,231 Oh, shit. 304 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,529 Help! Help! 305 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,364 Ash! 306 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,391 - Ash. - Ah! 307 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,726 Oh, you actually found me. 308 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,896 Don't be so surprised, you know, I do have my moments... 309 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,731 - Like this one. - Hey. 310 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,900 You broke our truce, why? 311 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,070 I had no option. I had to summon you. 312 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,322 What, so you can sic your creepy ass kids on me? 313 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,618 My children have turned on me. I've lost control of them. 314 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,025 They want the necronomicon. They're trying to destroy me. 315 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,789 Poor Ruby. 316 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,125 Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. 317 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,751 Doesn't feel so good, does it? 318 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,920 At least you still have all your appendages! 319 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,882 Now, ash, I need your help. 320 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,634 Oh... oh, you need my help? 321 00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,929 Okay, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids. 322 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,599 Here's what I need... I need to be back in Jacksonville 323 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,268 on my second keg of beer, putting my spicy man meat 324 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:09,062 into a mother-daughter sandwich, that's what I need. 325 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:13,066 As unappetizing as that sounds, you can still have all of that. 326 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,152 Just trust me. 327 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,629 Help me stop my children... 328 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,655 Hey! 329 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,575 I wasn't done with her! 330 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,994 Help! 331 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,582 Help! Pablo, help! 332 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,107 Mama. 333 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,199 Three creepy kids. 334 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:06,245 Well, Ruby's a big girl. I'm sure she can handle herself. 335 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,300 Where is the necronomicon? 336 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,720 - What have you done with it? - I'll never tell you. 337 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,313 Oh, those damn radar eyes. 338 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,943 Do I save her 'cause I should? Or cause she's hot? 339 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,238 Mama. 340 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,575 All right, you naked assholes, 341 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,036 time to pick on someone your own size. 342 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,800 You want some?! 343 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,893 You feel that? Huh? 344 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,896 Do you? You feel that? 345 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,481 Do you? 346 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,538 The necronomicon says you are humanity's true savior. 347 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,959 This is where your story ends, jefe! 348 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,727 Spawn: Ma... 349 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,482 I'm sorry. 350 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,158 Sorry, creepy kid... 351 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,951 Playtime's over. 352 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,203 Night-night. 353 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,649 Told you you could trust me. 354 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,943 - Jefe! - Stay the fuck away from him! 355 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,111 I got this. 356 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,030 I've made a huge mess. 357 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,325 Yeah, you really fudged the bowl this time, didn't you? 358 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:54,162 Now you want me to put the old rubber gloves on and help you scrub it clean. 359 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,289 Part of me is already regretting calling you here. 360 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:58,101 Get used to that feeling. Where's the book? 361 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,167 - Hid it. - Go get it. 362 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,546 My children are too powerful for me alone. 363 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,340 Ash, I need you. 364 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:09,636 All of you, help me retrieve the book and send them back to hell. 365 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,888 Give me a second. 366 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,641 You guys good with that? Huh? 367 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,477 Okay, we get the book, 368 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,521 send your loser kids back to hell, 369 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,523 we're back in Jacksonville by Friday. 370 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,484 Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, because... 371 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,862 Uh, yeah, you already used that one. 372 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,363 - Really? - Word-for-word. 373 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,865 Wow. 374 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,700 Maybe I'm getting that bad memory disease. 375 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,076 - Alzheimer's? - Alzheimer's?! 376 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,537 That's a bad memory disease. Why would you mention that? 377 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:38,165 Focus up, we got work to do. 378 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,460 Let's go save the world. 379 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,431 I been sailing the space waves I 380 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,309 I it seems like forever I 381 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,564 I I can't count the miles I 382 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,317 I my mind has flown I 383 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:12,073 I yet, people, I've been somewhere I 384 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,577 I while on my way to nowhere I 385 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,455 I and I discovered my wings I 386 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,291 I have a mind of their own I 387 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,255 I I'm a star rider I 388 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,008 I in a race never-ending I 389 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,388 I I'm here for the moment I 390 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,350 I to sing you this song I 391 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:45,106 created by: A. Vandelay post haste digital 26395

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