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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,852 We've gone as far as we can go by road. 2 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,063 We need a boat. 3 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,607 Should only take a few days. 4 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,027 No, no, no. We shouldn't be here. 5 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,280 The jungle doesn't want us here. 6 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,364 There is... 7 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,898 We have to do this. 8 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,943 What's waiting for us will change our lives. 9 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,570 Eh? 10 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:53,655 Fine. 11 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,406 I'll go alone. 12 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,408 Ana. 13 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:57,951 Ana! 14 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,037 Don't do this! 15 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,263 It's her. 16 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,734 Get to the boat! 17 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,827 Come on! Let's go! 18 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,747 - Hey! - Stop! 19 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,415 Take my hand! 20 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,892 We start tight on a full moon. 21 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,355 Milky. Almost yellow. 22 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,982 And we crane down 23 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,071 to reveal an idyllic, suburban street. 24 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,449 We float past a series of white picket fences, 25 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,327 until we settle on a sewer grate. 26 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,913 Pow! Flies open! 27 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,332 Something big and scaly slithers out, 28 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,627 fast, hungry, definitely not human, 29 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,963 as a pulsating score kicks in. 30 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,974 We're on the back of the beast 31 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:48,227 as it slithers menacingly towards a little blue house. 32 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,284 Wait. I'm sorry. 33 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,328 This is our wedding video you're talking about? 34 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:10,291 Yes, though I actually don't think of them as videos. They're more like short films. 35 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:14,628 Yeah, because I'm not sure this is quite what we had in mind. 36 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,881 Okay. I know. It's a little different than normal but-- 37 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,884 We really liked the one you did for Karen and Bart. 38 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,343 When they walk by the river 39 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,679 - and jump up and high-five. - That jump was dope. 40 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,139 And I loved that song they used. 41 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:29,185 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 42 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:33,147 ♪ I want to know right now How does it feel ♪ 43 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:36,025 - You know it. Yeah. - Um, guys. Uh, here's the thing. 44 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,111 I really like you guys. And you said you're horror fans, 45 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,238 and I'm like, "I love horror so much." 46 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,074 And I thought this could be special. You know what I mean? 47 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,702 This is a film you're gonna watch for the rest of your lives. 48 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,829 But this isn't a film, Doug. 49 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,666 This is a wedding video, and we want one where they do a little jump. 50 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,794 - Yeah. - Now, can you do that for us or not? 51 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,344 Okay. 52 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,472 And do you mind if I'm doing warm-ups? Is it okay? 53 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,474 Oh, yeah. I've seen much crazier. 54 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,558 Okay, good. 55 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,102 Does it sound better to say my line, 56 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,231 "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 57 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,442 or, "His vision is blurry, which could suggest..." 58 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,278 Or I could-- You know what? I could even do, like, an accent. I could do just... 59 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,906 I think you just should do it the way you auditioned it, honey. 60 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:24,990 - Yeah. - Yeah. 61 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,827 It's been a while since I booked anything, and I just want it to go well. 62 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,246 - Yeah. - I just... 63 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,790 It's hard out there. 64 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,041 Sorry. 65 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,918 Doctor number 3, we're ready for you. 66 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,127 Okay, knock 'em dead. 67 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,837 Okay, thanks. Thank you, Donna. 68 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,465 Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from Lowe's, 69 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,425 I will hook you up with my employee discount, 70 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,719 no questions asked. 71 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,555 - Okay? - Okay. 72 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,936 Thanks. Ten more ccs of tramadol. 73 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,688 Any idea what I'm looking at here? 74 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,398 He said his vision was blurry, 75 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,694 - so, you know, that could suggest-- - Optic neuritis. 76 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,778 Already ruled that out. 77 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,363 - Cut. - That's a cut! 78 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,657 Hey, buddy, not sure what that accent is. 79 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,909 Just do it normally, okay? 80 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,202 We're gonna go again right away. 81 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,120 Set. 82 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:15,916 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 83 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,961 Cut! Say the line faster. Okay? Faster this time. 84 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,255 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 85 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,757 Cut! Jesus, I think we gotta fire this guy. 86 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,468 Can we get somebody else in here? 87 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,277 ♪ When it's over, so they say ♪ 88 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,904 ♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪ 89 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:51,745 ♪ I know, shining down like water ♪ 90 00:06:55,999 --> 00:07:02,255 ♪ I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 91 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,257 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 92 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:10,220 ♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 93 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:14,183 Griff, it's Doug. I just ran into your mom at the supermarket. 94 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,144 She said you booked a big gig today. 95 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:17,728 I'm proud of you, bud. 96 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,064 Everyone in Buffalo misses you. 97 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,651 I love you. Come visit, man! 98 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,903 Jesus, Jerry. 99 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,574 Doug, what is this thing about-- there's some kind of sewer monster? 100 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,451 Oh, boy. 101 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,454 Doug. 102 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:39,584 Look, I get that this is not what you dreamed about when you were a kid. 103 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,252 But dreams, they go. Huh? 104 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,254 Now, I'll be retiring soon. 105 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:48,342 And, Doug, it is only a matter of time before all this is yours. 106 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,426 - Really? - Yeah. 107 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,805 Look around. Take it all in. 108 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,182 And imagine. 109 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,936 If you do it right, it's a pretty sweet setup we got here. 110 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,649 This is a B, and maybe even a B+ life we're talking about. 111 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:05,693 Hmm. 112 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,947 Are you sure you don't wanna do anything for your birthday? 113 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,741 You used to make me celebrate your half-birthdays. 114 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,744 Let's go get a beer. 115 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,663 Or something. 116 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,416 Maybe we just watch that new mountain climbing doc. 117 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,461 About the lady that falls to her own death? 118 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,087 Yeah. 119 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:29,758 Fine, we can do the one about the free diver in the Maldives. 120 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,428 Who drowns? Jesus Christ, Doug. 121 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,722 I don't know. Let's just take a gummy and go to bed early. 122 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,515 Surprise! 123 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,144 Oh, my God, Malie. No! 124 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,980 Oh, yes. Yes, you love a good, big birthday party. 125 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,648 Dad, should've seen your face. 126 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,567 - You knew about this? - It was my idea. 127 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,569 - Buddy, take my coat, please. Thank you. - Okay. 128 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,945 Hey! How are you? 129 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,948 - Yeah. Happy birthday! - Jesus, Kenny. My back! 130 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,367 - I'm sorry. - No! That's not... 131 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,828 The actual lotion. The actual basket. 132 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,621 "It puts the lotion in the basket"? 133 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,582 - eBay, buddy. - Dude, that is sick. 134 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,625 Yeah, no, that is actually sick. 135 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,835 Oh! 136 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,338 - Happy birthday, Dougie. - Thanks for making the trek, Claire. 137 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:13,510 You know I love Buffalo this time of year. The slush, the hypothermia. 138 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,803 What's up? No Trent? 139 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,138 No Trent. 140 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,806 Ever again, in fact. 141 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,058 - He started banging his dental hygienist. - Ugh. 142 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,978 Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby. 143 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,688 - It's about me. - It's about you. 144 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,402 You came! Here you are. Oh, my God. 145 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,487 It's been too long, pal. 146 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,947 It's so good to see you. It has been way too long. 147 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,032 Happy birthday. 148 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,742 Thank you for coming out here. 149 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,243 - Think I'm gonna miss this? Never. - Oh. 150 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,953 We got a lot of catching up to do. 151 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:45,751 Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision. 152 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:51,465 It was a vision that's not particularly original or even, uh, good... 153 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,509 ...but it was theirs. 154 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,929 And so they made that vision a reality. 155 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,556 And, without further ado, 156 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:04,686 I present to you a completely unrestored print 157 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:09,817 of 13-year-old Doug McCallister's masterpiece, The Quatch. 158 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,861 What? I thought we lost all the copies of that! 159 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:13,946 - No way. - Nope. 160 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,824 I found it in my mom's garage. It was stuck in the player. 161 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,243 Are we sure this is okay for the kids to watch? 162 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,536 Who gives a shit? 163 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,664 Mrs. Brown had us bleep all the swears so we could show it at the school assembly. 164 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:24,957 Yeah, which didn't make much sense 165 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,584 because we were very clear about it being R-rated. 166 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,170 - Happy birthday, pal. - This isn't happening. 167 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,173 Oh, it's happening. Here we go. 168 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,883 - God. - Here, sit. 169 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,094 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. 170 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,267 I haven't changed a bit. 171 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,518 Holy ****! 172 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,435 Oh! 173 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,813 - Look at the grass! - Hot on the trail! 174 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,274 - Look out for the quatch. - Here we go. 175 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,861 Before you **** strike me, I need to **** ask you one **** thing. 176 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,571 You got some **** bite left? 177 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,530 Or you all **** bark? 178 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,781 Boom! 179 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,450 Damn, we'd been watching a lot of Scorsese. 180 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,578 We didn't quite have the ear for it, did we? 181 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,455 - I need to tell you something. - What is it? 182 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,542 That I love you. I've always loved you. 183 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,294 And I always **** will. 184 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,795 I **** love you too. 185 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,755 Now, kiss me, woman. 186 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,968 So much charisma. Already, you had it. 187 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,554 I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing that. 188 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,390 What are you talking about? That was your idea. 189 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,935 Yeah! 190 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,687 - It's coming for us. - We're trapped. 191 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,398 What the hell are we gonna do? 192 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,483 - No! - Yes. 193 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,485 Oh, my God. We're all gonna die! 194 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,074 This is where it gets real. 195 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,453 Not on my watch, mister. 196 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,164 - Boom! - Yeah! 197 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,041 - Yeah! - Yeah! 198 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,501 Amazing! 199 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,129 So good! 200 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,049 Whoo! 201 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,386 That's probably the best birthday gift I've ever received. 202 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,805 - I didn't even know it existed. - Well, I'm giving it to you. 203 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,892 Plus the TV 'cause you can't get it out. 204 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,102 - Yay! - Yes! 205 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,108 - It was right after, you know... - Right after senior year of college. 206 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,487 Yes, that's when Anaconda came out. Remember? We saw it like 30 times. 207 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,447 Put it right there alongside the classics. 208 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,407 Totally. How about that cast? Come on. 209 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,994 - J.Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. - Oh, for sure. 210 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,287 I mean, it's a murderers' row. 211 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:32,126 Plus, that snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment. 212 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,505 Like, how life is coming at you, you know, 213 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,466 hunting you and forcing you, like, 214 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,718 off your... 215 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,805 like your parents' health insurance and stuff. 216 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,600 - I don't know... - No, that's true. 217 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,018 - Yeah, that's... - It was like that. 218 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,478 - That's right, Kenny. - Whatever. 219 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:55,440 How about that accent by Jon Voight? How about that? That was a choice. 220 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,485 "They wrap around you until you get the privilege 221 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,570 - of hearing your bones break... - Bones break... 222 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:06,494 ...before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode." 223 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,162 Sorry. 224 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,709 I have the rights to Anaconda. 225 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,753 What? 226 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,839 I have the rights to Anaconda. 227 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,590 Yeah. 228 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:25,429 Apparently, the movie was based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy. 229 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:29,266 And my agent introduced me to his widow. 230 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:34,479 Unbelievably, she was such a fan of the four episodes that I did on S.W.A.T... 231 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,690 - Who isn't? - ...that she gave me the rights. 232 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,776 Dude. So what are you gonna do with them? 233 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,487 Uh, well, not me. 234 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,990 Us. 235 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,076 We're gonna reboot the thing. Indie-style. 236 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:52,497 Three weeks, run-and-gun in the Amazon. Skeletal crew. 237 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,709 Claire, you and I can star. Kenny, you shoot it. Doug, you direct. 238 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,295 Huh? Come on. What do you say? 239 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,714 I mean, it's a wonderful idea in theory, but... 240 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:04,051 I'm in! I can get time off from work. 241 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,761 Yes, you can, Kenny. Sweet! 242 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:09,431 Kenny, what are you talking about? You're in? He's not... No. He's not in. 243 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,851 He says one thing and you're in already. You're going to the Amazon. 244 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,479 - He's not in. - What do you say, Claire? 245 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,105 - I... I just... - Come on. 246 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,982 I don't know if I'm in the right headspace... 247 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,233 - Of course you are. - ...with the divorce. 248 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,152 Of course you're not in the right headspace. 249 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,196 That's the best headspace. Are you kidding me? 250 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,532 Come on, it's like Eat Pray Love and... shit. 251 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,618 Come on. 252 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,369 You know what? I'm in. 253 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,872 - What? Really? - Yes! Sweet. 254 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,291 Yeah. I mean, my life is totally shit anyway so... 255 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,251 - God, I'm so happy to hear that. - Hmm. 256 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,921 I mean, not that your life is shit, but that you're in. 257 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,964 Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, 258 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,925 we'll probably need you to finance this whole thing. 259 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,426 - What? - Thank you. 260 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,553 Doug? 261 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,893 Griff, I'm sorry. 262 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,230 I got responsibilities. I got Malie, Charlie, my job. 263 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,899 I know. Making wedding videos. 264 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,401 Films. Right. 265 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,695 It's a good life, you know? 266 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,073 It's a B, B+ life. 267 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,742 B, B+ life? 268 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,453 It's a good life. 269 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,455 Do you remember when we were kids 270 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,124 and we would stay up till 4:00 in the morning, 271 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,794 hanging out in your mom's basement watching horror movies? 272 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,170 Scaring the shit out of ourselves. 273 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,422 Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat. 274 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,009 Now we have the chance to make one ourselves. 275 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,721 Dude, it's what we dreamed about ever since we were little kids. 276 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,641 I hear ya. 277 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,894 But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 278 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,813 I'm sorry. 279 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,817 Yeah. I know. All right. 280 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:44,861 I just... 281 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,946 I get it. I do. 282 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,031 I get it. 283 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,873 Still watching The Quatch. 284 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,546 Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies? 285 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,717 Okay, but I'm pausing it, so... 286 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,302 don't touch it. 287 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,470 Gonna need some ice-cold milch with that. 288 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,806 You got it. 289 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,516 - What are you doing? - What? 290 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,934 Just go make the movie. 291 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,311 Malie. 292 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,938 Come on. Every time you watch this thing, you light up. 293 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,108 Like I haven't seen you light up in a long time. 294 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,612 So what? I'm supposed to chase some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? 295 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,906 Waste a bunch of money and time, and for what? 296 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,201 In the end, what's it gonna change? 297 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,787 Okay. 298 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,165 Okay. 299 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,708 Okay. 300 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,467 We hope you come to celebrate... 301 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,509 As we become... 302 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,970 The Hansons. 303 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,432 Holy shit. 304 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:05,732 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 305 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,235 ♪ I want to know right now ♪ 306 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,488 - ♪ What will it be? ♪ - ♪ ...what will it be? ♪ 307 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:16,410 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 308 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,828 What am I singing? 309 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,916 Hey, dude. 310 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,378 I don't want to wait, man. 311 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,633 Our lives could be, like... over. 312 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,550 What... What are you talking about? 313 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,138 The Anaconda thing. You were serious, right? 314 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,181 Yes, very. 315 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,684 Then let's do it. 316 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,686 Let's reboot Anaconda. 317 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,439 Yes! Yes. 318 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,494 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 319 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,835 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 320 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,963 All right, budget-wise, soup to nuts, what does it cost to get this thing made? 321 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,800 I figure we need three weeks of shooting. Some VFX, some SFX, 322 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,095 a riverboat, a riverboat captain, travel to and from a jungle, 323 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,849 and a gigantic real snake, preferably a rental. 324 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,434 - Rental, copy. - All in, 325 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,436 two, two-and-a-half million dollars. 326 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,146 That sounds right. 327 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:30,525 We've approved a loan for you for up to... 328 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,402 $9,400. 329 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,737 Yes! 330 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,531 I've revised the budget down to... 331 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,949 $43,000 all in. 332 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,326 That sounds more right. 333 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,286 Now, the film does have to be scary, right? 334 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,206 Terrifying. But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people. 335 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,541 - Exactly. - You know? 336 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,668 It has to be about something, right? 337 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,754 Right. 338 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,047 I mean... 339 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,174 - Themes. - Themes. 340 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,175 Come on. 341 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,968 - Like grief. - What about revenge? 342 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,637 In terms of themes, that's like one of the top ones. 343 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,598 - Oh, my God. I got a good one. - Hit me. 344 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,516 Intergenerational trauma. 345 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,685 I love intergenerational trauma. 346 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,395 Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma? 347 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,690 - It's the best. - We're onto something here. 348 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,240 This is a masterpiece. 349 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,493 You're a goddamn genius. I love it. 350 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,994 - Don't change a word. - Not a word. 351 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,372 Dude, you killed it. It's scary, emotional, funny when it needs to be. 352 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,832 - Romantic. - Dude, thank you. 353 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,168 Hey, Doug... 354 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:34,173 I know that we had our little dustup, but... 355 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,592 I need to shoot this film, man. 356 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,803 Dustup? 357 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,847 Yeah. He fired me from the wedding video stuff 358 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,517 'cause I got a little wasted. 359 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,061 He knocked over the wedding cake. 360 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,897 - But I'm dealing with it. - Like, getting sober? 361 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,981 Yes. 362 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,401 Well, I mean, Buffalo sober. 363 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,402 Buffalo sober? 364 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,821 Just beer and wine. 365 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,784 And then some of the lighter liquors. But definitely not all of 'em. 366 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,161 I'm proud of you. 367 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,705 Doug? 368 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,584 If I'm being honest, I enabled you a little bit. 369 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,130 Of course you get a second chance. Let's do this. 370 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,047 - Nice! - Thank you, man. 371 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,716 Car's here. 372 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,387 And you have the mefloquine, right? You only take that once a week. 373 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,181 - Hey, Dad. I almost forgot. - Hmm? 374 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:29,227 - Talk to me. - But I got you this. 375 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,728 What? 376 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,106 I know. Pretty sick. 377 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,525 "World's greatest Doug." 378 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,194 - I thought it should say, "Dad." - Whatever, man, it's funny. 379 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,489 I love it. It's much better. 380 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,153 - So it begins. - Yeah! 381 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,237 - Oh, yeah. - All right. 382 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,739 - Whoo! - Made it. 383 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,909 - Whoa. We're here. - That's what I'm talkin' about! 384 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,202 Brasília! 385 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,119 Oh. 386 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,788 So, hey, I was reading about anacondas on the plane. 387 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,750 Basically, they wait in the water for days, 388 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,836 stalking their prey, never moving, just waiting, 389 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,087 and then when a prey comes... 390 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,964 ...snatch and grab. 391 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,759 Thousand pounds of pressure. Think you're gonna get away? You're not. 392 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,678 Crushing you. Oxygen leaving your lungs. 393 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,890 Oh, God, it's terrible. 394 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,559 - So, like in the movie Anaconda. - Yeah, exactly. 395 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,644 So it's real? 396 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,896 Yeah, it's all real. 397 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,607 Very real. 398 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,737 There's this story about this woman... 399 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,364 God bless her. 400 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,575 The snake wraps around her so tight... 401 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,204 the eyeballs just... 402 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,706 - No. - No way. 403 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,792 Yeah, it was my grandmother, Sylvana. 404 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:16,918 Shit. 405 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,255 Horrible grandmother. But still sad. 406 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,506 Huh. 407 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,758 I'm sorry, who are you? 408 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,427 Oh, I'm sorry. Carlos Santiago. Yeah, you can call me Santiago. 409 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,513 - Hey! It's Kenny. - Yeah, hey. 410 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,140 - Kenny from the phone. Hey. - Kenny. Kenny, hey. 411 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,309 - Hi. - Yeah, this is our snake handler. 412 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,310 Oh! 413 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,145 - Thank God. - He's supposed to be the best. 414 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,314 No. "Supposed to be"? We have a joker here. 415 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,984 No. I am the best. Yes. 416 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,068 - Oh. That's good. - Yeah. 417 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,238 So, welcome to Brazil. 418 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,698 Let's meet the snake. 419 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,630 Go around, we'll find her. 420 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,152 When I found him, he was dying of starvation. 421 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:28,239 His food supply destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river. 422 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,160 - Gold miners? - Gold mining poisons our land. 423 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,829 Their greed almost killed my snake. 424 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,414 - Oh. - But I fed him, 425 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,125 I nursed him back to life, 426 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:42,754 and in many ways, he did the same for me. 427 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,465 Ah, yes. A tale as old as time. 428 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,426 Saved by a snake. 429 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,137 What's your name? 430 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,221 What's... Uh, Griff. 431 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,475 Okay, Griff. He's not only a snake. 432 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,353 He's my tiny giant, my friend. 433 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:02,066 One of the most important creatures of the herpetological world. 434 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,233 No, of course... I... Sure. 435 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,070 I didn't... I wasn't trying to... I... Yes. 436 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,240 Okay. Let me introduce you. 437 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:14,994 Heitor. 438 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,872 - Heitor? - Oh, my goodness. 439 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,540 Hey, cutie. 440 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,001 - Oh, no. Not cutie. - Oh, my... 441 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,544 Oh... 442 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,339 Oh, hell yes! This thing is nuts! 443 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,884 There are rumors of 'condas even bigger. 444 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,513 Maybe four or five times this size. 445 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,264 Go ahead, Kenny from the phone. 446 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,643 Um, is it true that they regurgitate their prey? 447 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,353 Um, sometimes. 448 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:42,313 I mean, if you're lucky, 449 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,401 you'd die right away because of... ...suffocation. 450 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:50,029 But only the unlucky ones survive. 451 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,323 Unlucky? 452 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:57,370 Yeah, because then you might actually be conscious 453 00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:01,250 when the snake comes back to finish you off. 454 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,376 - Gotcha. - Ooh. 455 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,753 Better to die. 456 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,724 - Look at that boat! - This is money in the bank, baby. 457 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,375 Hey. Let me ask you a question. 458 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,754 - Um, our snake guy... - Mmm? 459 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,922 Does he seem kind of batshit crazy? 460 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,467 I mean, he's best friends with a snake. 461 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,926 - Of course he's a little quirky. - Yeah. 462 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,011 But I like him. 463 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:55,928 - Really? - Yeah. 464 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,013 But then again, 465 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,140 I used up all my vacation days 466 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,435 to come make a self-financed snake movie with you three, so... 467 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,645 - Yeah, your judgment is really off. - My judgment is off. 468 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:05,772 - It always has been. - Exactly. 469 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,815 Anybody talk to the captain? It's time to shoot. 470 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,984 I'll, uh, reach out again, boss. 471 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,070 Hi, guys. My name is Ana. 472 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,990 I believe you spoke to my father on the phone? 473 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,159 Bruno? That's your dad? 474 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,076 Yeah, he sends his apologies, 475 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,329 - but he's at the hospital. - Oh. 476 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,705 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Unfortunately, 477 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,624 you'll have to make other accommodations, 478 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,835 'cause I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service. 479 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,378 But I can assure you a full refund. 480 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,421 No, wait. Wait. 481 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,423 - Everything else is booked. - Yeah. 482 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,300 And-- And w-we're gonna shoot a movie. 483 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,010 It's a reboot of Anaconda. 484 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,012 Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but-- 485 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,972 It's actually more of a spiritual sequel. 486 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,140 Good for you. 487 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,184 - There's gotta be a way, right? - We can crew the boat. 488 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,268 There's nothing I can do... 489 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,730 We have dreamed of making this film together our entire lives. 490 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:50,191 Please. I am begging you. 491 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,235 - Please. - Help us find another way. 492 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,028 - Let's do this, but fast. - Okay. 493 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,531 - Yes! Let's go! - Thank you! 494 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,718 Whoo! 495 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,679 - Oh! - Wow! 496 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,763 Yes! 497 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,765 This is so beautiful. 498 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,768 This is amazing. It's amazing. 499 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:27,854 Looks exactly... 500 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:28,939 Ooh, look! 501 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,941 - Kenny? - Yeah, bud? 502 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,026 - How did you find this boat? - Cocktail, anyone? 503 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,987 - Nice! - Ah! 504 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,072 It's a computer. 505 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,576 Yes! 506 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,788 I want a list of all the boats 507 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,958 that left the marina in the last 3 hours. 508 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,127 Now! 509 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,177 - Uh-oh. - Oh. 510 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,388 One more thing, you guys, before we go to bed. 511 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,181 We got a big day tomorrow. 512 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:08,311 If you remember, we had a tradition on all our films. 513 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,187 The night before we started shooting, 514 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,815 - we'd say a prayer to the movie gods... - Mm-hmm. 515 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:16,027 ...asking them to basically not screw us over, 516 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:19,322 and for the first time ever, may they listen. 517 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,990 - Come on, to the movie gods. - Yes. 518 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,382 All right. We're rolling. 519 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,260 Anaconda, scene 15, take one. Slap it. 520 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,846 Bella! 521 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:47,099 - What the hell are you still doing here? - I've come to take you home. 522 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,145 It's time you stopped chasing this mythical snake. 523 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,190 And what if I'm not prone to giving up? 524 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,942 I didn't see you filming there. 525 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,817 What are we doing? EPK? 526 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,903 Background, DVD, bonus stuff. 527 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,740 The Anaconda is a story of an intrepid biologist played by Claire, 528 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:08,371 who hires an unhinged snake tracker played by Griff, 529 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,165 to hunt down and kill a giant, mythical 'conda 530 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,500 that ate her entire family. 531 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,461 Come and get me, you goddamn snake! 532 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,713 And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams. 533 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:23,177 And camera set, push-ups good, and action! 534 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,595 What's it like shooting with Doug again? 535 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,180 He and I are best friends. 536 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,598 We've worked together our whole lives. 537 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,517 And I went out to LA, and he was gonna come out. 538 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,269 We were gonna be a partnership, and he didn't do it. 539 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:36,607 Griff and I planned to work together in LA, but, uh, you know, life intervened. 540 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,275 But it doesn't matter, 'cause now we're together 541 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,404 and now we're back, we're making this, and it's as it should be. 542 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,197 I am the insects. 543 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,909 The anaconda moves slow and steady. 544 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,077 Sometimes it goes fast. 545 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,706 Snake POV, RD. Take 1. 546 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,249 No. No, it's not working. 547 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,919 Snake POV, the right way. Take 2. 548 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,463 Sometimes he goes from above in the trees, 549 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,590 sometimes from below in the water. 550 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:05,803 The toothpick, it unlocked a couple of aspects of this character for me. 551 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,014 There's something there. 552 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,641 Ah! 553 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,102 Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griff? 554 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,354 You guys used to date. 555 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,230 That was a long time ago. 556 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,481 A little bit of chaos 557 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,192 is part of the ingredients. 558 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:27,908 Maybe look at each other. 559 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,994 This might be the last time you look at each other. 560 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,038 You'd think you'd be a little nicer to the guy 561 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,914 who's out here to save your life. 562 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,250 You're an asshole. 563 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,462 Yeah. 564 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,131 And a PhD. 565 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,885 And cut. 566 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,846 - Great stuff, guys. We got it. - Whoo-hoo! 567 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,766 Should we go one more time? You wanna try it again? 568 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,434 No. I'm good if you're good. 569 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:54,853 Let's go one more time. 570 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:06,697 - The chemistry between you two is... - Yeah? 571 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,991 Like we were right back in high school. 572 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,409 When you looked up at her... 573 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,744 Well, that's 'cause of your note. 574 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,954 About taking the beat right before you did it? 575 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,916 Yeah, yeah. It made the scene. 576 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,751 I tell you... 577 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,586 I never felt like this on S.W.A.T. 578 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,880 I mean, granted I was only in a couple of episodes, 579 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,924 but it was never collaborative. It was never fun. 580 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,092 Not... 581 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,760 Not like this. This, uh... 582 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,347 - This is-- - Like we were back on Quatch? 583 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,892 Yeah. 584 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:35,769 Yeah. 585 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,777 Do you guys have chupacabra? 586 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,863 Ooh. That looks so good. 587 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,739 Mm-mmm. 588 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,367 Hey, so, one script thing. 589 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,911 I was thinking, at the midway point, 590 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,832 instead of, uh, talking the bad guy out of it, 591 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,375 what if... 592 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,211 Claire's character... 593 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,629 headbutts him? 594 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,715 Sorry. Headbutts him? 595 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:07,424 Headbutts him. 596 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,511 Or... Or... 597 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:11,804 we both do. 598 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,305 Double headbutt. 599 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,558 - Come on. It's kinda revolutionary. - Double headbutt. 600 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,059 That is super revolutionary. 601 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,103 Why is that super revolutionary? 602 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,272 Well, it's... ...never been done. 603 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,650 Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful scene with real stakes, Doug. 604 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,193 Feel free to weigh in here. 605 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,653 Nah, I hear you. I do. 606 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,323 And, as always, I trust your instincts on this. 607 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,368 But a double headbutt is pretty revolutionary. 608 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,371 Right? It is-- It's very revolutionary. Yes. 609 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,290 - There's no denying it. - None! 610 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,418 Oh, come on, Claire. Is the problem that you don't know how to headbutt? 611 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,795 Why would I not know how to headbutt? 612 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,047 We're not born with these skills. We learn them along the way. 613 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,467 Let me show you. Tight core, breathe in, hold that breath. 614 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,844 - Yeah? - Hi-yah! 615 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,388 - And you can vocalize. - Wow. 616 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:58,642 Another kind of headbutt is more unleashed, just full-on... 617 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,144 Whoo! 618 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,812 He got the arms in there. That's good. 619 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,439 Send that shit into the goal. 620 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,567 Or you put some Brazilian sauce on that. You know? 621 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,736 - And you go, boom! Toma! - Oh! 622 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,196 - Toma! - Toma? 623 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,405 Hey, I love it. 624 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,698 Yeah, that's right. 625 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,950 - Brazilian spice. - Yeah! 626 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,995 If I was gonna headbutt, I would go for the bridge of the nose. 627 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,206 - Yes. - Just crack it. Hi-yah! 628 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:23,043 - Jesus! - Yes! That's it. 629 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,463 - Jeez. Yeah, that's great. - And you go, "Toma! Toma!" 630 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,383 I think it's a different... Toma! 631 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,177 - Toma! - Yeah, toma! 632 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,847 Goddamn! 633 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:30,150 I'm sorry, but how could this happen, huh? 634 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,027 Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a pro. 635 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:35,531 That's what he said, but he hasn't provided us with a certificate. 636 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,783 You fixed the crate, right? It's taken care of? 637 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:41,538 My thing. My job. Under control. All good. 638 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,584 My Heitor, he's a beautiful, intelligent, smart, sexy creature. 639 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,671 He does exactly what I command. 640 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,549 And I would never let anything happen 641 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:58,304 to you or the crazy one, or her, or her, or this "actor" here. 642 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,765 - What the... - So have a good night. 643 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:07,772 May the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 644 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,650 Jesus... 645 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,611 Man, he's a poet. 646 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,919 Okay. Actors, on your marks. 647 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,212 Santiago, is Heitor ready? 648 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,964 Yes, Heitor is always ready. 649 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,426 Heitor is ready, and action! 650 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,515 Cut, please. 651 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,894 - Um, cut? All right, cut. Yeah. - Yeah, I just-- Sorry. I need a little... 652 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,354 Kenny, do you mind if I... 653 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,648 Santiago, take five. Heitor, five. 654 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,317 - Hey. Wow, that thing, it's really... - Hey. 655 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,362 It's huge when you see it up close and personal like that. 656 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,654 Majestic creature. 657 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,740 But I just was wondering... 658 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:04,495 I throw myself in front of the snake to kind of protect Claire's character, 659 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:05,746 - right? - Correct. 660 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:09,667 Is there any value in not doing that? 661 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,377 What? No. 662 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:14,463 - No, no, he sacrifices himself for her. - Yeah. Of course. 663 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,799 - It caps his arc. It's so important. - Right. Right. 664 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,010 - And also, dude, it's totally safe. - Yeah. 665 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,846 - Santiago has Heitor under control. - Okay. 666 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,016 - You've got nothing to worry about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah... 667 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,060 - We're good. You're good. - Yeah. Okay. 668 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,853 - Okay. - All right, let's do this. 669 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,314 All right, take it from the top. 670 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,109 Back to one. 671 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,405 Santiago, Heitor? Action! 672 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:40,490 Go! 673 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:44,410 I'm not leaving! Not without you, Derek. 674 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:47,538 This thing's got me. The world's depending on you. 675 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,581 I'm depending on you. 676 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:52,334 Goddamn it! I love you, Derek van Hoyle! 677 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,254 It's just-- I can't-- 678 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:58,382 - Put your face right up next to the snake. - I don't like this. 679 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,717 - I don't want to do it anymore. - Get a tiny bit closer. 680 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,553 Get closer. He's friendly. 681 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,389 - I think you got it, dude! - No, I don't quite have it! 682 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,933 - Doug, you got the shot! You got the shot! - Hold it! Just a couple more beats. 683 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,269 This is gold. Just give me one more second. 684 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,479 One inch closer to your face. 685 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,898 Get it right up in there! 686 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,151 You're a hero! No! 687 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,903 No! 688 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:41,926 Oh, shit. 689 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,808 I know you think this is strange. 690 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:54,354 A grown man getting emotional over some dead snake. 691 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,523 Jesus. 692 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,025 But I loved him, 693 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:01,112 and he loved me back, whatever way he could. 694 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,909 God. No! 695 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,954 Why is Kenny crying? 696 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:13,582 Ugh! 697 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,376 Hey. I don't want you here. Not for this! 698 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,003 He tried to murder me. 699 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,087 - Griff? - What? 700 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,840 - Let the man grieve. - You murdered my friend. 701 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,217 Just get out of my face. 702 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,261 - What... Where am I supposed to go? - Griff! Go! Just move! 703 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,347 Fine! 704 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:53,706 ♪ Go in peace, my friend ♪ 705 00:38:56,084 --> 00:39:01,505 ♪ May the divine snakes welcome you ♪ 706 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:05,093 ♪ My dear friend ♪ 707 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:09,304 - ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ - ♪ Snakedy snake, yeah ♪ 708 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,849 ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ 709 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:16,728 ♪ May the divine snakes ♪ 710 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:21,276 ♪ Welcome you, welcome you... ♪ 711 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,528 What do you see? 712 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,657 They're doing some sort of weird snake funeral. 713 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,493 Snake funeral? 714 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:58,021 Sorry, I thought I heard something. 715 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,793 Timo? 716 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:23,921 Timo! 717 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:40,771 - No. Not you. No. Just-- - I know, I'm sorry... I don't mean-- 718 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,273 - I'm not trying to disturb you. - Just leave me alone. 719 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,816 I'm sorry for your loss. 720 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:47,736 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. I really am. 721 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:52,075 A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts. 722 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:54,994 Was it a snake? 723 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,829 Was it a snake? 724 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,539 No. 725 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:03,543 It was just a... human person. 726 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:04,753 Oh. 727 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,297 Yeah, still sad, right? 728 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,843 Totally. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 729 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:12,887 Beer? 730 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:17,683 Well, I have my pills here, but, yeah. Let's mix it up. 731 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:22,771 A few commercials, TV. Did a few episodes of S.W.A.T. 732 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,398 - Oh! S.W.A.T.? - Yeah. 733 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:25,482 I like that one. 734 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:29,903 I swear, I even had the last line-- Thanks. 735 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,321 The last-- Thanks. 736 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,782 - Last line of season three. - So, what happened? 737 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,868 Well, the producers decided that they didn't really need that character, 738 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,454 so they got rid of me. 739 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:43,000 I mean, it's only been going about eight or nine more seasons. 740 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,460 They don't deserve you. 741 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,630 Yeah, you're a star. 742 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,510 - Thank you. - Yeah. You've been in movies? 743 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:56,012 - I'm in an industrial... - You know what movie I like? 744 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,640 - What? - The Legend of Bagger Vance. 745 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:03,019 - You should do a movie like that. - Man, I wish. 746 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,938 Yeah. 747 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,066 - I like you. - I like you too. 748 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,359 - You know what? - What? 749 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,529 I'll get a new snake for your movie now. 750 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,780 - Really? - Yes. 751 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,866 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 752 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,035 Yeah. You come with me, of course. 753 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,371 What? 754 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,835 Should we be in here? Maybe we should head back. 755 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:32,300 What was that? 756 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:33,967 What was that? 757 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:37,263 Listen. 758 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,724 There are snakes around here. 759 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,350 I can feel it. 760 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:43,770 What does it feel like? 761 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,647 I don't know. It's just very snaky. 762 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,609 What's-- It's snaky? 763 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,113 Ah. 764 00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:00,453 They hear from vibrations on the ground. 765 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,957 Every step we take, 766 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,919 drawing them closer. 767 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,631 And when the jungle goes quiet... 768 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,178 that's when you know they're close. 769 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,062 Yeah. 770 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,947 Hey, maybe we should go back to the boat, huh? 771 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,492 Think it'd be a good idea to go back to the boat. Let's go back to the boat. 772 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,453 Santiago. 773 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,288 Santiago. 774 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:46,791 Santiago! 775 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,004 Nope. 776 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,487 Where are you? 777 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,923 Hey. Have you seen Santiago? I don't think he's come back. 778 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:41,011 - Back? From what? - We went out to go get a new snake. We-- 779 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,597 You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? 780 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,932 Yeah, we need one for the movie. It was dark. We got separated. 781 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,100 It was crazy out there. 782 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,602 - Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff. - What? 783 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:51,771 You went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle? 784 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,482 You know what that's called? 785 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,526 Producing. 786 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,029 - Really? - I guarantee he will be back 787 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:03,867 with a giant snake, and you and I are making movies. 788 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,453 You're right. Santiago's a pro. He'll be fine. 789 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,830 If he's not back soon, we'll go look for him. 790 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,357 Thank you very much, Santiago. 791 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,153 Guys, it's been over an hour. I have to go find him. 792 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,821 Well, you're not going alone. 793 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:44,074 Yeah, we're definitely coming with you. It's safer that way. 794 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,410 Have you guys tried this thing? 795 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:52,667 It's like a warm bowl of soup but... ...but in chair form. 796 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,752 Yeah, man. Chairs. 797 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:57,171 They, like, hold you, man. 798 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,257 They literally have arms, right? 799 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,719 Oh, wow. 800 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,138 Like when your parents are gone... 801 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,102 we still have chairs, you know? 802 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,230 What the hell are you talking about? 803 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:17,148 Let's go find Santiago. 804 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:19,109 Let's get a snake for our snake movie. 805 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,236 Yeah, Santiago! Let's go! 806 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:32,081 Hey, what direction are we headed in? 807 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,791 Um... 808 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,710 Like, that way. 809 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,795 Wait. Kenny, are you high right now? 810 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,922 Yeah, but I'm good. I already peaked. 811 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,298 Jesus Christ, Kenny. 812 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,884 We're completely lost. 813 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,806 Wait. You guys, this way. 814 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,183 It looks like an old camper van. 815 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,201 Ana is not on the boat. 816 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:13,747 I need you to search the area. 817 00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:16,166 The men are scared to go deeper into the jungle. 818 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,544 I don't care, we have to find her. 819 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,632 What is that? 820 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,469 Oh, maybe Santiago's sleeping in there. 821 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,511 Hola. 822 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:32,266 Whoa. 823 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:36,270 Looks totally abandoned. Anybody home? 824 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:43,943 Maybe some food and water. 825 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,403 Yeah. We could stay here. 826 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:46,614 At least tonight. 827 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,122 Oh, man, there's gotta be snacks in here. 828 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,235 Oh, my God. 829 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,361 - Oh, God. - Santiago! 830 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,612 Oh, God. 831 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,323 Dang! 832 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:31,908 That's where that guy went! 833 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,827 Oh, my God. What is out there? 834 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,798 - We gotta go now! - Okay. Go, go, go. 835 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:48,716 - Let's get out of here. - Let's go, let's go. 836 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,885 - We can't let it crush the van. - Crush the van? 837 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:51,886 It's not working. 838 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:52,804 What? 839 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:53,721 - It's not-- - Damn it! 840 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,473 - It's a camper van, probably! - Oh, God! 841 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,684 It's got a split-- a split-charge battery. 842 00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,145 The relay probably popped off. It's underneath the hood. 843 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,563 Kenny, can you fix it? 844 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,940 Usually I could fix it, yes, but I'm having-- 845 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,152 I'm still having some visual problems because of the... 846 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,653 You did it to me again. 847 00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:13,366 You did it on the wedding video and now you're wasted off your ass again. 848 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,868 I'm really sorry, boss. 849 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:18,663 Buffalo sober. You're Buffalo sober. 850 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:19,747 Do you have any more? 851 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,958 Griff, please can you fix it? 852 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,960 I think I'm better suited to be our wheel man. 853 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,087 What are you talking about? I've always been a better driver than you. 854 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,130 No, you've been a safer driver. 855 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,299 I passed the driver's test on my first try. 856 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,717 You took three times. 857 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,218 Yeah, but that was 'cause of yield. 858 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,012 I didn't know-- Now I know what that is. 859 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,306 Oh, my God. We're gonna die. 860 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:39,518 Sorry. 861 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,312 I'll just fix it. 862 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,432 - Doug! - Go, go, go! 863 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,810 Let me get up. Hey, wait! Stop! Stop! 864 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,645 Griff, where are you going? Don't leave without me! 865 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:09,984 Oh, shit! 866 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:13,945 You saw it, right? 867 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:15,697 What was that? They're not supposed to get that big. 868 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:18,534 Oh, God. It was like a dinosaur. 869 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:23,914 Hey! 870 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,626 Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help. 871 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:29,544 - Hey! - Hey! 872 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,879 - We have to stop. - Do not stop the car. 873 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,256 Ana, what is going on? 874 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:36,217 They're illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles around here. 875 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,677 These guys are dangerous. 876 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:40,596 They'll kill anyone who crosses into their territory. 877 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,891 - Oh, shit. They're trying to kill us. - Fuck! 878 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,226 Why are they shooting at us? 879 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:48,731 Griff, can't you drive any faster? 880 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,566 Whoa! 881 00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:53,401 Whoa, whoa. Ana, what are you doing? 882 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,445 Whoa! 883 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,908 - Kenny, are you getting this? - Yes! 884 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:02,578 Keep rolling! 885 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:07,958 Griff, faster. 886 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,545 Only one left. 887 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:38,154 - Where is she? - Oh, my God. 888 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,281 Where is she? 889 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,202 Who? Who do... Who do you mean? 890 00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:45,787 I know there's someone else here. 891 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,997 So, where is she-- 892 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,463 Let's go, come on. 893 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,089 We gotta go. Fast. 894 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,093 Look, I can get you guys out of here. 895 00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:02,304 All we need to do is keep heading north. 896 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:06,015 There's a small airport about a day and a half from here. 897 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,809 You can get us home? 898 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,519 - Yes. - Get us home. 899 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,896 I think we gotta call it. 900 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,233 Man, we've got such good stuff, and we're so close. 901 00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:17,777 Really? We're going home? 902 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:18,861 Buddy, I know. 903 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:21,447 I don't wanna go home empty-handed either. 904 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,243 But we came out here to make Anaconda, 905 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:25,953 and now we're in it. 906 00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:30,541 Yeah. 907 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:35,462 I'm sorry. 908 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,837 Guys, emergency meeting. 909 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,839 Cast and crew only. Kenny, sit down. 910 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,674 - What is that? - New pages. 911 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:23,468 We have some time before the next port 912 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:27,847 and I had an idea last night that I think is just too damn good not to shoot. 913 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:30,641 Doug, everybody's pretty burnt, man. 914 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,894 Just hear me out. I'm begging you please, Kenny. 915 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,979 - All right. Sorry, boss. - Thank you. 916 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:37,940 What if you two, on your way to find the anaconda, 917 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:41,068 ran into a total badass on an incredible quest? 918 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,321 Oh. That's interesting. 919 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:46,824 Let me guess, to expose illegal gold miners? 920 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,742 Bingo. 921 00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:49,869 - Raises the stakes. - Exactly. 922 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,871 And while they're hunting down this mythical snake, 923 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:54,041 they actually end up fighting the real villain. 924 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,625 An even bigger snake. 925 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,169 - Man. - Oh, yeah. Yes. 926 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,462 Man. 927 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:00,964 I like this. 928 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:02,507 This is good. 929 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:05,761 And if we add this element, it does make the movie much bigger. 930 00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:08,722 Like, now, it's about something. 931 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:11,767 Themes. 932 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,311 Themes. 933 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,355 Uh... 934 00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:20,858 Uh-huh. 935 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,151 Yeah. 936 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,028 Okay, guy-- You know what, guys? 937 00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,698 I didn't wanna say anything before, but... 938 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,577 this thing might be an Awards play. 939 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:35,289 I mean, the Academy loves social horror. 940 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:36,458 - Right? - Yeah. 941 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:41,505 Dude, you could be the white Jordan Peele. 942 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:44,258 I was thinking the same thing. 943 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,304 We've been through so much, you guys. 944 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,640 Let's finish this movie. 945 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,268 I'm in. 946 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,519 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 947 00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:01,984 Oh... Who are you gonna get to play this new, awesome character? 948 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,531 Ow! 949 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,200 And cut. Yes! 950 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,743 - Was it good? - That's what I'm talking about. 951 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:13,661 - Nice. - Yeah. 952 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:16,038 - You sure you've never acted before? - I swear. 953 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,916 Some of the best acting I've ever seen. 954 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,043 - You're a natural. You're incredible. - Thank you. 955 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,796 Take five. Next up, we got 72. 956 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:27,008 - Guys, you see what I'm saying? - Yeah. 957 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,676 - She's incredible, right? - Yeah. 958 00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:30,845 Hey... ...a question, though. 959 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:35,141 If-- If she saves us, it doesn't really give my character anything to do. 960 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,267 Yeah. 961 00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:40,396 This was supposed to be the moment where my character starts falling for Derek, 962 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:44,400 so he needs to do something heroic, you know? Unselfish. 963 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,028 I don't know, you guys, this just feels like her moment, 964 00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:49,197 she actually did it in real life. 965 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,283 But good news, I'm gonna shoot all the rest on her 966 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,119 so you guys have the day off. 967 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,038 See you later. 968 00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:58,624 Take the day off. 969 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,208 Huh. 970 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:10,676 This is our movie, Griff, and he's just cutting us out. 971 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:12,595 Yep. Welcome to show business, baby. 972 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,890 You're not in it unless you're getting screwed over by your friends. 973 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:18,560 Yeah. 974 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:24,107 You ever wake up and wonder what the hell have I done with my life? 975 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:27,485 - Oh, yeah. Like, every day. - Mmm. 976 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:30,071 Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you wanted. 977 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,032 - No. - You think I wanted to go to law school? 978 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,325 What have I got to show for it though, huh? 979 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:35,409 You know what I have? 980 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:39,373 I have a terrible apartment and a 74-year-old roommate. 981 00:57:40,332 --> 00:57:44,461 Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel air conditioning. 982 00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:47,547 You at least have a career. 983 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,051 I mean, what do I have to show for it? 984 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:55,263 I've got no family. No career. 985 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:58,015 Never done anything that matters. 986 00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,559 No nothing. 987 00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,188 It's never too late. 988 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,073 Griff, I know you're in there. 989 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:15,450 Let's make a movie. 990 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:19,870 Ugh. 991 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:20,955 Hola, amigo. 992 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:23,874 Jesus. Come on, get dressed. We've got a packed day. 993 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,459 What are you talking about? I am dressed. 994 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,586 I'm dressed really... very nicely. 995 00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:29,547 All right. Can you just take a cold shower? 996 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:30,965 We gotta film, like, now. 997 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,051 Here's an idea. You know what you should call the movie? 998 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,595 Ana-conda. Get it? 999 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:37,972 Ana-conda, 'cause of Ana. 1000 00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:39,974 Can you just get in costume? 1001 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,308 Man, you know what? You wouldn't even be here 1002 00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:42,519 if it wasn't for me. 1003 00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:44,770 Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo 1004 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:47,148 shooting your bullshit wedding videos. 1005 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:49,024 Films. 1006 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,943 Yeah, you can tell yourself that. 1007 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,821 My God, you know what? I-- I-- I vouched for you too. 1008 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:54,864 Even the rights holders, 1009 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,115 they're like, "Who is this guy?" 1010 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,783 I said, "Trust me. He's good." 1011 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:00,746 What is that? 1012 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,125 Attention, all crew. 1013 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:09,545 Let's get prepped for scene 85, location Bravo. 1014 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,963 Five minutes. 1015 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,381 Are they making a movie? 1016 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,133 Five minutes to arrival. 1017 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:17,428 Excuse me, are you guys shooting a movie? 1018 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,639 We're doing a reboot of Anaconda. 1019 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:21,433 Come again? 1020 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,434 A reboot of Anaconda. 1021 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:24,728 Anaconda? 1022 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:27,396 - Like, Ice Cube Anaconda? - Yeah. 1023 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,107 Sony is rebooting it. 1024 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,068 I know. No new ideas. 1025 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,501 That's weird. 1026 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,004 So, let me get this straight. 1027 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:54,174 You don't have the rights to Anaconda? 1028 00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:56,384 No, well, I... 1029 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,887 Not legally. 1030 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,599 And you've never owned the rights to Anaconda? 1031 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,061 I mean, who owns Anaconda? 1032 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:09,939 Sony. Sony owns Anaconda. 1033 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,190 Yeah, no, no, I know. I know. 1034 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,193 I mean, like, you know, like, in the larger sense. 1035 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,654 Why would you tell us that you had the rights 1036 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:19,240 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise 1037 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,659 when you very much don't have the rights 1038 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,119 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise? 1039 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,956 Do we... ...really even need the rights? 1040 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,583 Really? I mean, like, who gives a shit? 1041 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,169 - About IP? - Yeah. 1042 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,463 Literally everyone. 1043 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,466 That's what big movies are! That's why we're here! 1044 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:38,717 You think that's why we're here? 1045 01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,094 Yes, that's why we're here! 1046 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,554 We almost died! 1047 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:45,516 We're out in the middle of the goddamn jungle for a lie! 1048 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,143 I had to lie! 1049 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:48,894 I had to lie to you! 1050 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,104 You wouldn't have come otherwise! 1051 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,022 You wouldn't... None of you would have-- 1052 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,775 - Bullshit! - Not bullshit. 1053 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,111 It's why you never came out to LA with me in the first place, 1054 01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,155 even though we had a whole plan to work together. 1055 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:03,243 Your whole life, you've just-- it's been dictated by fear. 1056 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,121 Griff, 1057 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,790 you're fired. 1058 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,167 - What? - You're fired. 1059 01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:15,296 No. No, I'm not. 1060 01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:17,090 You can't fire me. You know why? 1061 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,634 Because I quit already. 1062 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:21,469 Last night. 1063 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,349 I just didn't tell anybody yet. 1064 01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:28,476 So... 1065 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,606 Too bad for you, I guess, because I already quit. 1066 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:49,998 Griff, wait! 1067 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,666 Where are you even gonna go? 1068 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,168 To find the Anaconda boat. 1069 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,586 Maybe they can help me get home. 1070 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,922 Just think about this. It's not safe. 1071 01:01:57,923 --> 01:01:59,381 That's a tiny boat. 1072 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,343 There's a giant snake out there. 1073 01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,680 Please don't do this. 1074 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:09,851 Griff. 1075 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:53,520 J.Lo? 1076 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:55,188 Ice Cube? 1077 01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:59,775 Jon Voight? Are you in this one? 1078 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:00,901 Help me! 1079 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,277 Help me, man! Help me! 1080 01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:03,612 - Hey! - Help me! 1081 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,823 - It's okay. It's okay. - Help! Help me! 1082 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,491 - Calm down. I'll come get you. - Oh, my... 1083 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,535 It's okay. You're safe. 1084 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:10,954 - You're safe. - Oh, thank God. 1085 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:13,873 Oh, shit! Oh, God! 1086 01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:20,213 Oh, God! 1087 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:25,051 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1088 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:29,096 - Doug! - Mm-hmm? 1089 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:31,306 Doug, what's going on? Why have we stopped? 1090 01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:35,269 Well, Ana found a great place to shoot the next scene. 1091 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:36,645 - To shoot? - The next scene? What? 1092 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,314 Look. Look, okay, I know. Losing Griff was hard, 1093 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,817 but between the four of us, we can finish this film. 1094 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,193 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1095 01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:45,487 Come on, man. Without Griff... 1096 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:47,114 That's not part of the plan. 1097 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:50,034 Well, plans change and that's part of filmmaking too. 1098 01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,119 No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him. 1099 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,537 - He's not safe out there. - Yeah. 1100 01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:55,289 Ana. We need to turn the boat around. 1101 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,124 We are not turning the boat around. 1102 01:03:57,125 --> 01:03:58,959 Yeah, we're not turning the boat around. 1103 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,378 Everyone off the boat now. 1104 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:02,296 What's going on? 1105 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,133 Ana, what are you doing? 1106 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:07,885 This definitely isn't the plan. 1107 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,845 Well, plans change, Doug. 1108 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,430 Isn't that filmmaking? 1109 01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:14,559 And every good film needs a bit of a twist. 1110 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:18,021 Everyone off the boat now! 1111 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,148 Oh... 1112 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,366 To the dock. 1113 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,144 You're gonna carry these for me back to the boat. Let's go. 1114 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,271 And then what? 1115 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:43,522 And then you're gonna shoot us? 1116 01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,649 Now! 1117 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,234 I'm not going anywhere 1118 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:49,528 until you tell me what's inside these bags. 1119 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,990 You wanna look at it? Look at it. 1120 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:55,702 Huh. 1121 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,958 Wait. Is... Is that... 1122 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,418 Gold? 1123 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:07,379 So you're the miner? You did all of this for money? 1124 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,548 Very quick, Claire. 1125 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,009 No! 1126 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,428 I'm not gonna be part of your sick quest for-- 1127 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:15,345 Ooh! Holy shit. 1128 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:16,264 Drop it. 1129 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:17,932 Drop the gun. 1130 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:19,767 The gun. 1131 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:22,353 Now! 1132 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:23,646 Calm down. 1133 01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:29,027 And you, don't move! 1134 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,573 I'm with the government. 1135 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,617 We track illegal gold miners. 1136 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:37,784 And Ana here runs one 1137 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,412 of the biggest rings in Brazil. 1138 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,539 This gold can change your life. 1139 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,416 You think I care about gold? 1140 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:45,667 Don't trust anything she says. 1141 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,794 She's a liar. She's a damn liar. 1142 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:49,504 We're filmmakers from Buffalo. 1143 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:52,007 We're working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda 1144 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,383 and I don't know if she mentioned that, 1145 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,718 but it's not just a reboot, 1146 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,595 and I kicked out my friend who had the lead, 1147 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:58,889 and I gave her a juicy-ass role, 1148 01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,140 - and this is how she treats-- - Really juicy! 1149 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:02,851 Shut up! I don't know what you're talking about, man. 1150 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,895 Off-topic. Go, arrest her. 1151 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,064 Oh, thank God. 1152 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:20,495 Oh, my God! 1153 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:24,374 Who shot me? 1154 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,292 That'd be me, asshole. 1155 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:29,962 Griff, no. He was a good guy. 1156 01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,922 - I'm a good guy. - He's a cop. 1157 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,049 Look, I don't-- What? 1158 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:36,051 I'm a good guy. 1159 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,469 Drop it. On your knees now, the four of you, 1160 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:38,680 facing the water. 1161 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,975 - Wait. I-- - Now. 1162 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:58,907 No, no, Ana. Don't-- Don't do this. 1163 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,701 You too, Claire. On your knees, now. 1164 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:02,453 You don't have to be this person. 1165 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:06,999 I have children at home. They're 10 and 13. 1166 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,501 Please. 1167 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:10,252 Please. 1168 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,254 Think about what you're doing to my kids. 1169 01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,340 Just shut your mouth. Turn around now. 1170 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:23,391 On your knees. 1171 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:25,350 Now! 1172 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,354 - Toma! - Toma! 1173 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,106 - Eat that shit! - Nice! 1174 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,861 For the record, that's how you headbutt, bitch! 1175 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:40,491 You won't do it. 1176 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,743 You don't have the balls. I know you, Claire. 1177 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:43,870 You don't know me. 1178 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,580 I don't even have kids. 1179 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,254 Jesus Christ! 1180 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:03,597 - What a snake! - No. No, wait. Wait. 1181 01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,182 I think the boat is back that way! 1182 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:07,309 Yeah, but so is the snake. We can't go that way! 1183 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,811 We gotta take this trail and get to the high ground. 1184 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:12,064 - Wait. What's that? - What? 1185 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:13,565 What? 1186 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:14,650 Oh, shit! 1187 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,568 Oh, my God. 1188 01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:17,527 Did it bite you? 1189 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:18,737 Yeah, you know what, I think it bit me. 1190 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:20,697 - I think it got me. - Dougie, I know it hurts, 1191 01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,199 but we gotta get out of here now 1192 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,784 because the snake is out there! 1193 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,828 I'm sorry, I can't move. My leg is freaking out. 1194 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,664 What are we gonna do? 1195 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,750 We're gonna have to piss on you, man. 1196 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,751 - Huh? - On the bite. 1197 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,044 It's the only way. 1198 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,587 I thought that was just jellyfish. 1199 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,256 No, no, no, no. It's all animals. 1200 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,800 - Are you sure? - Positive. 1201 01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:41,927 Someone's gotta piss. I need one of your pisses. 1202 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,054 I'd love to be able to help out, but I'm just-- 1203 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:47,265 I am drained, tapped, bone-dry. 1204 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,934 Claire, you wanna take care of this? 1205 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:50,435 I'm wearing a onesie. 1206 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,979 Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this. You're up. 1207 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,774 You know this isn't possible. 1208 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,441 Why not? 1209 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:57,777 Because he's... 1210 01:09:58,820 --> 01:09:59,820 Pee shy. 1211 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:00,737 Pee shy? 1212 01:10:00,738 --> 01:10:02,030 I have urinary stage fright. 1213 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,950 I haven't been able to pee in public in 35 years. 1214 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:06,618 My life sucks! 1215 01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,702 You can do this. 1216 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,288 You have to do this. 1217 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,289 Whiz on me. 1218 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,041 - You got it, buddy. - Okay. 1219 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,961 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 1220 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:17,254 - You can do it. - You can do it. 1221 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,714 - Let it flow. - Let it flow. Yeah. 1222 01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:22,050 Just piss on me. Come on. Whiz on me. 1223 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,886 Whiz on me. Do it. Whiz on me. 1224 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,556 You... You don't think I want to? 1225 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,767 I would love to piss all over you, man. 1226 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,018 But it's not in the cards! 1227 01:10:32,019 --> 01:10:34,312 - Whiz on me. Now. - I can't. I'm trying. 1228 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:37,023 - You can do it! Whiz on me! - I'm trying my hardest! 1229 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:38,984 Do it, Ken! Do it, Ken. Do it. Do it. 1230 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:40,861 That is an order! Whiz on me now! 1231 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,196 Okay! Okay. 1232 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:45,283 You got it, buddy. You do it. 1233 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:48,326 - There's one more problem. - What? 1234 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,328 I haven't told you about this. 1235 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,122 I can only pee sitting down. 1236 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:53,665 Jesus Christ! 1237 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:55,251 I need a chair. 1238 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,130 Come on, come on, come on. 1239 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,298 Come on, buddy. 1240 01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:02,966 Come on, Kenny. Come on, come on. 1241 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:04,217 Just do it. Do it! 1242 01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:05,844 - Come on, buddy. - Do it. 1243 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:07,053 Come on, buddy. 1244 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:16,313 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1245 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,857 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Nice! 1246 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:22,027 - Yes! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1247 01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:35,833 Yeah! 1248 01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:55,769 Griff, I'm sorry about 1249 01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:58,105 what I said before on the boat. 1250 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,149 The truth is, 1251 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,111 I've been jealous of you for a long, long time. 1252 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:05,487 Jealous? 1253 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,781 For having the balls to do what I couldn't. 1254 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:09,241 For going after what you wanted. 1255 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,410 Going to LA and putting yourself on the-- 1256 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,331 Oh, my God! 1257 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:17,082 - Oh, shit! - Doug! 1258 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,376 Oh, my God! 1259 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,171 We have-- We have to go after him! 1260 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:23,713 We gotta get out of here. 1261 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,924 We do not have a choice. Come on. 1262 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:36,936 Griff. 1263 01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:40,314 Oh, Griff. 1264 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,900 Oh. 1265 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,527 What did I do? 1266 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,237 I tricked him into coming here, 1267 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,488 and now he's dead. 1268 01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:52,075 No. No. We all chose to be here. 1269 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,369 I wish it was me. 1270 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,412 It should be me. 1271 01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:57,998 This is not your fault, and we have to keep going. 1272 01:12:57,999 --> 01:13:02,295 Hey, guys, I think I found out which way we should go. 1273 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:17,560 Hey. 1274 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:21,521 It's a... 1275 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,023 It's a big open field. 1276 01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:25,400 We gotta get across it to get to the boat. 1277 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,860 But we can't just run across. 1278 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,154 It's too exposed. 1279 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,323 The snake could come from anywhere. 1280 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,659 Maybe we can create a distraction. 1281 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:37,996 Yeah, yeah, maybe, but, I mean, how do we do that? 1282 01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:41,334 I mean, it's gonna be... What? 1283 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,891 It's here. 1284 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:26,796 What? 1285 01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:28,672 What? 1286 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:31,759 Oh, my God. Doug. Doug, no. 1287 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,804 Oh, Dougie. Dougie. 1288 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,098 - Come on, man. - Is he... 1289 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,309 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1290 01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:46,649 Wait. Wait. 1291 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,863 Maybe Doug is the distraction. 1292 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:55,990 How? 1293 01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:58,159 I know this is horrible, okay? 1294 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,496 But if we can drag Doug out into the field, 1295 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,957 prop him up 1296 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,585 and attach the boar to his back 1297 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,295 wouldn't we make it really hard 1298 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:10,881 for the snake to swallow him? 1299 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,633 It'll occupy the snake long enough 1300 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:15,510 for us to get across the field 1301 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,762 and get back to the boat. 1302 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:19,724 Mmm, it's a really smart idea. 1303 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:26,020 Oh, guys, this is horrible. 1304 01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:27,230 If it meant saving all of us, 1305 01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,606 I'm sure Doug would've wanted this. 1306 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,567 I'm not sure he would've wanted this. 1307 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:31,526 Wait. 1308 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,610 We gotta go, guys. 1309 01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,362 What are you gonna do? What are you doing? 1310 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,158 Snakes, they love squirrel meat. 1311 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:57,553 Wait, the snake is right behind him. 1312 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:09,940 Oh. 1313 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,320 I can't... 1314 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:24,788 Oh, shit! 1315 01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,044 - He's alive! He's alive! - He's alive! 1316 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:33,046 - Thought you checked his pulse! - I did! 1317 01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:35,131 Well, you did a shitty job! 1318 01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:36,382 What the fuck? 1319 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,844 - Doug! Watch out! Run! - Doug! Run! 1320 01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,638 Come on, Doug, run! 1321 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,307 - Hey! - Run! Faster! 1322 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,475 Hey. 1323 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:47,477 - Doug, run! - Doug! 1324 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,353 What? 1325 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,396 - He's right behind you! - What? 1326 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:52,941 - Run, Doug! - Doug! 1327 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,235 Oh, shit! 1328 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,737 Shit, shit. 1329 01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:59,907 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit. 1330 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,866 Oh, shit. 1331 01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:02,951 - Run! - Run! 1332 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,953 - Run, Doug! Run! - Run! 1333 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,371 What the hell is on my back? 1334 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:08,414 It's a long story! Just run! 1335 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:17,091 Shit! 1336 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:24,180 God, help me! Ah! Jesus! 1337 01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:28,768 Damn it. This thing's alive! 1338 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,603 This thing's alive! 1339 01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,940 It's trying to bite me! 1340 01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:35,568 Doug! Run! 1341 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:44,617 Holy shit! Get back to the boat! 1342 01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:47,412 Get back to the boat! Go! 1343 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:50,875 - Boat! Go! Go! Go! - It was right behind me! 1344 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:57,088 - Okay. All right. All right. - Okay. 1345 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,840 I think we're okay. I think we're okay. 1346 01:17:58,841 --> 01:17:59,924 Oh, God. 1347 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:01,802 All right. All right. We-- Oh. 1348 01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:03,887 What the hell! 1349 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,889 I thought I was dead. 1350 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:08,892 How you doing, Dougie? 1351 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,143 - I'm okay now. - Good. 1352 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,227 I thought we lost you, man. 1353 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,479 Can I say something? 1354 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:14,773 I'm-- I'm sorry. 1355 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,901 I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero, 1356 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,402 that I lost sight of what it is 1357 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:20,987 that's really important to me. 1358 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:23,407 And that's just making stuff with you guys again. 1359 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:26,034 Griff, I feel the exact same way. 1360 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:27,161 I love you guys. 1361 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,079 I just have one question. 1362 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,916 Whose idea was it to put 1363 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,710 that dead squirrel in my mouth? 1364 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,713 It was like a group decision. It wasn't-- 1365 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:39,631 Really? 1366 01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:41,425 Yeah, it wasn't like one person. 1367 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:44,177 Snakes love squirrel meat. 1368 01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:45,637 I knew it was your idea! 1369 01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:47,055 Guys, come on. We gotta keep moving. 1370 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,558 All right, well, I made a choice and I'm sticking with it. 1371 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,372 Holy shit. 1372 01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:14,624 It's the Anaconda set. 1373 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:17,001 What happened? It's destroyed. 1374 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:26,136 Hello? 1375 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:30,057 Is anyone there? Hello? 1376 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,019 Can you help us? 1377 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,649 What? I... 1378 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:45,698 What? Again, sorry? 1379 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,201 Behind you! 1380 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,047 ♪ Back in black I hit the sack ♪ 1381 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,717 ♪ I've been too long I'm glad to be back ♪ 1382 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,552 ♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪ 1383 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:08,928 ♪ From the noose ♪ 1384 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:12,057 ♪ That's kept me hanging about ♪ 1385 01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:16,060 Holy shit. Ice Cube? 1386 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:19,565 Who'd you think it was, Jon Voight? Let's go. 1387 01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:23,402 ♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪ 1388 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,447 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now. 1389 01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:29,615 In here. Get in here, tube socks. 1390 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:44,631 We're good. 1391 01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:47,008 Hey, are you okay? 1392 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:50,470 Yeah, I'm all right. The snake tore up the set. 1393 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:53,389 Everybody scattered. Lamp hit me, I'm down. 1394 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:56,100 I get up, nobody there. 1395 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:59,145 - What about J.Lo? - Yeah, and Eric Stoltz? 1396 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:01,105 Jenny from the block, so she gonna be okay, 1397 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,775 but Eric ain't from the block. 1398 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,569 - Jesus. - Damn it. 1399 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:10,448 I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to kill it before it kills us. 1400 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:12,158 I'm with that, I'm with that. 1401 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,453 Hey, how were they gonna do it in your script? 1402 01:21:15,829 --> 01:21:19,290 I don't know. The writer never finished the third act. 1403 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,919 What? You guys started shooting before you knew the end? 1404 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,338 Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup. 1405 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:28,633 That's what they do. They just make it up as they go along. 1406 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:31,761 What was the general gist? Do you have any idea? Was anything-- 1407 01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:35,515 All I know is they were setting up pyrotechnics all through here. 1408 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:36,933 Is it still up? 1409 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:39,519 It's hooked up, but I don't know how to work pyro. 1410 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,440 Kenny, you know how to ignite pyro, right? 1411 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:45,608 - Not a problem, boss. - Hey, hey. 1412 01:21:45,609 --> 01:21:49,112 I don't know what y'all talking about. I gotta go save J.Lo and Stoltz. 1413 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,238 - Okay. - Really? 1414 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,073 - You go. - You're going after them? 1415 01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:55,827 They the homies, okay? I can't leave 'em out here with the ops. 1416 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:59,373 I got to go and represent. They my castmates. 1417 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:02,333 Actors code. Respect. 1418 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:03,418 Yeah, yeah. 1419 01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,087 - Can we get a... - Do you mind? 1420 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:09,007 - We're such fans of everything you do. - Come on, please. 1421 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:14,470 Man, y'all groupied out. Y'all groupied out. What? Let's go. 1422 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:17,349 - Yes! - Okay. Everybody get in here. Grin. Okay. 1423 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:22,228 - Don't post that. - No, no, no. 1424 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:25,815 Can we get one more for safety? I don't think my face was totally in there. 1425 01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:27,775 - No, it's fine. - It's fine, it's fine. 1426 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,236 - You're gonna need that. - Oh. You sure? 1427 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,530 Of course. 1428 01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:33,782 I got another one. 1429 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:37,411 All right. Keep it gangster. 1430 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,626 Legend. 1431 01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:46,460 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1432 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:47,546 Oh, yeah. 1433 01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:51,758 - It could work, right? - Hundred percent. 1434 01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:55,511 What are you... What are you thinking? 1435 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,723 Just so I'm... Just to make sure that it's exactly what I'm thinking. 1436 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:00,099 Which I'm sure it is, totally. I mean... 1437 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,685 I'm super sure. 1438 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,353 I'm thinking about killing that snake. 1439 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,772 Now see, that's it, that's what... I was thinking that too. 1440 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:10,027 Okay, here's the plan. 1441 01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:12,946 Griff, you get the detonator from Kenny. 1442 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,325 Claire, you fire up the generators. 1443 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,162 Kenny, you set up the cameras. 1444 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:25,583 I'll get the golf cart. 1445 01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:28,169 We'll lure the snake into the pyro field 1446 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,547 and end this thing once and for all. 1447 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:34,760 You ready for our big Hollywood ending? 1448 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:42,767 - You ready? - Yeah. 1449 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:46,270 Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field, we can detonate these one by one. 1450 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:49,649 - Gonna blow this bitch sky-high. - Sky-freaking-high. 1451 01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:57,449 Come get us, asshole! 1452 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:05,123 Where is he? 1453 01:24:08,126 --> 01:24:09,795 Oh, shit! 1454 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:16,426 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 1455 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:19,804 - Doesn't this go faster? - Well, take off the governor. 1456 01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:21,889 Underneath there. See if you can rip it off. 1457 01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,141 - Governor? - The governor! It slows it down. 1458 01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:27,479 - The hell you talking about, governor? - I'm talking about golf cart technology! 1459 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:35,987 - Where'd it go? - I don't see it. I don't know where it is. 1460 01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:37,239 Keep your head on a swivel. 1461 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:39,198 I don't see it anywhere. 1462 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,033 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1463 01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:42,077 Oh, my God! 1464 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,037 Oh, shit. 1465 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:46,706 We lost the signal. 1466 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,416 If we don't get this thing online in time... 1467 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,625 Then we're all dead. 1468 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,961 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1469 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,256 Dude, you're actually a really good driver. 1470 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:57,091 Thank you. 1471 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:00,804 Oh, my God! 1472 01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:07,977 Why is there no power? Why is there no power? 1473 01:25:07,978 --> 01:25:10,396 Pyro field dead ahead. It's now or never. 1474 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:11,480 Armed and ready. 1475 01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:13,024 - No! - All right, look. 1476 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:14,984 - Look for something like this. - Like this, okay. 1477 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,069 Almost there! 1478 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:22,867 It's getting closer! It's getting closer! Oh, God! 1479 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994 Go faster! 1480 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,039 Fuck. Found it! 1481 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,833 - Can I hit it now? - Hold. Hold. 1482 01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:35,004 Now! Hit it now! 1483 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,716 Die, you giant snake bitch! 1484 01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:41,594 - What the-- - What? 1485 01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:44,013 It's not working! It's not working! 1486 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,390 - Hit all of them. - I am! I'm hitting every one of 'em! 1487 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:48,517 And now we die! Now we die! 1488 01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:49,685 Why didn't it happen? 1489 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,853 - Why isn't it... - I don't know. 1490 01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:51,980 Oh, wait. 1491 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,692 I forgot to turn it on. 1492 01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:01,280 Yes! 1493 01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:02,615 Whoo-hoo! 1494 01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:05,076 - Yes! Yes. Yes. - Yes! Yes! 1495 01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,577 Yeah! 1496 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:22,260 Yeah! 1497 01:26:23,553 --> 01:26:24,930 Did we kill it? 1498 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,683 - No! - Ah! Why? 1499 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,894 Come on. The cart's stuck. 1500 01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:33,312 Oh, shit. 1501 01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:34,981 - Go! - Go, go, go. 1502 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,530 - It's a dead end. - Oh, my God. 1503 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:47,661 Oh, shit. 1504 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:56,837 We're all gonna die. 1505 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,880 Not on my watch, mister. 1506 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:51,433 Ah! 1507 01:27:53,435 --> 01:27:55,061 - Oh, man. - Gross. 1508 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:06,781 Griff, no! 1509 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,424 And that's a wrap on snake. 1510 01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:56,455 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 1511 01:28:56,456 --> 01:29:00,710 ♪ I want to know right now What will it be ♪ 1512 01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:07,384 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over... ♪ 1513 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:16,059 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 1514 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:25,527 A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision 1515 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:30,239 to one day live their dream of making a major motion picture. 1516 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:36,204 And last year, against all odds, I'm proud to say that dream was realized. 1517 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:41,917 As my friend Kenny likes to say, 1518 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:46,046 the snake is a metaphor for the monsters that come for all of us 1519 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:47,840 if our dreams remain unrealized. 1520 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:51,135 And to be clear, there's also a non-metaphor snake. 1521 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:53,637 Oh, my God! 1522 01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:58,393 Quick shoutout to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent! 1523 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,520 Better luck next time! 1524 01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:06,900 While we may not have the rights... 1525 01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:08,569 We don't have... We definitely don't have the rights. 1526 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,781 This is our completely unauthorized... 1527 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:18,872 possibly illegal reboot of the Sony classic film... 1528 01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:24,544 - Ladies and gentlemen, The Anaconda! - The Anaconda! 1529 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:30,902 Ho! 1530 01:31:34,447 --> 01:31:35,532 Oh! 1531 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,289 Are you Doug McCallister? 1532 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:45,375 Uh-huh. 1533 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,502 You directed the unauthorized version of Anaconda 1534 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,171 even though you didn't have the rights? 1535 01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:52,257 Yeah. 1536 01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,050 I saw your little movie. 1537 01:31:56,469 --> 01:31:59,431 And I loved it. I loved it. 1538 01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:04,018 That's why I'm here. I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda, 1539 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,396 and I want you to direct it. 1540 01:32:07,647 --> 01:32:08,815 Are you in? 1541 01:33:54,796 --> 01:33:55,880 Guys? 1542 01:34:00,051 --> 01:34:01,219 Griff? 1543 01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:12,397 I'm alive! 111638