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Relax. Relax.
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You know what we're watching, don't you?
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An antique.
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People will forget what the hole was
for.
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Active or passive?
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Passive.
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Multiple partners?
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No. You have a regular partner.
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Oh, sorry, no. I thought you meant more
than one at a time.
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In that case, yeah.
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Multiple partners.
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But not a lot.
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Not how to oodles Willie, unfortunately.
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You'd be better off talking to my hand.
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Are you hiding your spot?
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Love bite, actually.
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I had a few of those last night.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where? On the bum.
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On the bum.
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What was he trying to do? Make tart?
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Cream meringue, honey child. Cream
meringue.
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This was the trainee chef from Pinner,
was it? The one with the cheese and his
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fingernails? No.
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This is the assistant bank manager from
Bayswater. The one with the tongue as
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long as your arm. Where did he roll his
red carpet last night?
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You always want to know everything,
don't you, Steve?
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How
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long
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does it take?
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Give it ten days, then ring through.
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Ten days.
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It's a long time to get your fingers
crossed.
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Go to the doctor, Mum.
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Just go to the doctor. Let him have a
look at that leg.
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It's you you should be worried about.
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If his scabs are falling off, it means
he's getting better, doesn't it?
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Hello?
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Hello, yeah.
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My gyro still hasn't come.
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I thought Alzheimer's disease was
hereditary.
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Your mum and dad didn't get it, so why
should you?
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Listen. But she isn't a blood relative,
is she?
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Listen. I get that. Yeah, I get that all
the time these days.
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I've had my eyes glued to the letterbox,
and the only green thing they've seen
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was, like, the postman's nose.
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Fancy a sock?
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No, thanks. I've got my teeth in.
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There's a bit in this where a man gets
his head cut off with a nail file.
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Any songs in it?
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Songs.
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You thought about the test recently?
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No.
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Why, have you?
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Yeah, a bit.
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I don't think you've anything to worry
about, Steve. Don't say that.
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What's up with you? How do you know I've
got nothing to worry about?
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Well, I don't. Then why say it?
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I just don't think you have, that's all.
You've done it again.
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Steve. You're bound to win. You're bound
to pass. You're bound to, bound to,
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bound to. As soon as some big mouth says
bound to, forget it.
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Steve, if you're that worried, then take
the test.
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But if you take the test and you're
positive, what are you going to do about
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Worry, for a start.
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Exactly.
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I've just got a feeling you're all
right.
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Sometimes you really make my blood boil.
Do you know that?
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You'll be all right then, won't you?
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It'll kill all the germs.
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What are they allowed to do to you,
Steve?
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I won't ask you.
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Ram you up against that wall in the
alley.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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And pull your pants down over your nice,
smooth bum cheeks.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Look at your nice, bare bum cheeks on
that bare brick wall. It's cold.
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Wet. Yeah.
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Don't.
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Okay? It's all right.
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Don't worry.
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Just save it up, okay?
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Yeah, of course.
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Loosen up.
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What you need is some oil, Steve.
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Yeah, I need a slick, Keith.
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These big burly blokes are coming down
the alley.
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Yeah? Yeah, there's 50 of them.
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Make it five. Five.
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Five, yeah.
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And one's a mechanic.
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Big. Oh, he's got a core.
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Two feet long.
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And he's smearing oil all over you,
Steve.
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All.
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Over you.
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No, no, no.
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Just with our hands, okay?
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Relax.
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We didn't do anything dangerous, did we?
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No.
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Only with the lorry driver's monkey
wrench.
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Oh no.
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Think of the sun.
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AIDS suicide risks tot.
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Go down as a boil in the back.
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Go down as a boil in the back. Go down
as a boil in the back.
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What's tall, blonde, with beautiful
brown eyes?
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What's all mouth and little brain?
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What makes a mountain out of a molehill?
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What could say that to a hunchback?
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Twice.
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Oh, I don't know that one, Steve.
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That's a bit esoteric for my little
brain.
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Won't the magic word do? Surprise me.
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Whopper. Sorry, it's bigger.
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Alright. Sorry.
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Still can't feel anything.
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Steve? I should have put up a sign.
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Steve, I'm sorry about the other day.
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I know you're worried about AIDS, but if
it wasn't AIDS, it'd be cancer. If it
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wasn't cancer, it'd be heart failure. If
it wasn't heart failure, it'd be
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terminal ingrown toenails.
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Anything so you can feel bad. You just
don't think about it, do you?
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You just can't imagine, can you? You're
sick.
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I haven't got friends.
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I haven't got rich friends, I haven't
got a job, I haven't got any money.
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If my mum and dad found out I was gay,
never mind a plague carrier, they'd sit
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down and share a stroke.
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How am I going to pay for my world
cruise? Who's going to do the shopping
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when my brain turns to jelly and my skin
looks like fucking banana peel?
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Just tell me that, Mr fucking
psychologist know -all.
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Just open the door and I'll tell you.
No, you can stay out there.
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You're not coming in.
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Thanks, Steve.
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I really appreciate this.
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I've had the test.
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You've had the test?
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Yeah, I had the test last week.
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But I wasn't going to tell anybody.
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Well, I wasn't going to tell you.
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Get the results tomorrow.
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And I'm really, really worried.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I'd tell you everything.
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I'd tell you if I was going to have a
check -up on my little toe.
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Doesn't matter anyway.
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I've got cold feet about it.
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I'm going to forget I even took it.
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to worry about Steve.
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Now, Mr Harris, you came in with some
test results.
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Yeah.
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Syphilis negative.
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HIV negative.
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All negative.
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Thanks a lot.
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I was sure I'd be positive.
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Now, Mr Harris, you came in for some
test results.
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The results we have show that you've
been exposed to the AIDS virus.
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Now, I must stress that this doesn't
mean that you have AIDS and it doesn't
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that you go on to develop AIDS.
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It only tells us that you've been
exposed to the virus and you've produced
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antibodies to it.
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And it's very important you understand
this, Mr Harris, and you don't
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immediately jump to the wrong
conclusion.
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An HIV positive result does not mean
that you will get AIDS.
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I can't repeat that enough.
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And knowing you're positive...
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has the great advantage that you
yourself can do many things to lessen
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chance of developing AIDS, such as
improving your diet, in fact doing
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to improve your health generally.
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It also has the distinct advantage that
we can monitor your health and keep an
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eye on any changes as they occur.
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