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Turn up the room lights and...
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Sit far away from the TV and...
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Enjoy the program!
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Did you hear the rumor?
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About the miracle kiss?
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Yeah, it seems Mikhail became the
most powerful Angel because of it.
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It seems we have a chance as well.
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What do you mean?
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That master appears to be
willing to kiss anyone.
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Really?
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I'm going to take action immediately!
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You?
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I'm going to kiss Nakahito!
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By the way, this kiss thing.
Is it like this?
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Such a rumor?
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What do you think of it?
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By kissing Nakahito, you become
the most powerful Steel Angel.
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Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru
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Hajikeru majikaru wandafuru
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Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru
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Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi
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Kiss kara hajimaru miracle datte
aru yo ne (aru yo ne)
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Ame demo hare demo
anata ga iru kara
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Itsumo zunzun ikeru yo
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Tsubasa no haeteru tenshi ni natte
tondara (tondara)
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Ginga no kanata no
kirameku chaperu de
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Wedding bell narasu no
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Shinpai shinai ki ni shinai
naku no wa ureshii toki dayo
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Mamotte ageru watashi no mune de
kyuinn tte dakishimete ageru
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Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru
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Hajikeru majikeru wandafuru
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Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru
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Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi
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Ririkaru komikaru koi suru torokeru
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Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi
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Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi
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Kagura Shrine
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Knock, knock!
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Kagura Shrine
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Miss Kaga! Everyone!
What's going on today?
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Sorry to dump this on
you all of a sudden,
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but please become our master.
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What's the meaning of this?
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It's to become stronger!
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All he has to do is kiss us.
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What? No way! Master's lips
belong only to me!
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Who decided that?
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The chance of becoming the ultimate
Steel Angel ought to be fair!
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Yeah, yeah!
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What's going on?
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We all came here so you
can become our master.
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That's right, so...
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Kiss us.
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I can't do something like that!
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All you have to do is kiss all of us,
and it will be over.
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I can't do that!
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Everyone, I understand your concerns.
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Being the older brother and
having identical skills,
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I will be more than willing
to kiss you in his place.
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If you absolutely refuse,
we'll take it by force!
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I won't let you do that!
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Stop it!
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Miss Nadeshiko, I thought you went
to Dr. Ayanokoji's place.
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I heard an awful rumor,
so I've returned.
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Everyone, Steel Angels should not
fight one another.
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There's no other way!
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If I'm going to protect Master's lips,
I have to fight!
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I understand.
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If you insist on saying that,
there's no other choice, but...
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Instead of fighting, victory will be
decided by selected events.
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Whoever is left in the end will
become Nakahito's partner.
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That's fine with me!
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No way.
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I'm going to try too!
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No way!
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Reserved for Today
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Everyone, do you want to be
the winner?
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Do you want to kiss Nakahito?
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Now everyone, we'll start
with a qualifying round.
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Please answer these true or false
questions relating to Nakahito.
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Anyone who answers incorrectly
is immediately disqualified.
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Only the final five remaining
contestants will be in the finals.
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Everyone got it?
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Even Karinka? When did she...
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Excuse me, I think this is becoming
a ridiculously big deal.
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Now, are you ready?
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Yeah!
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Wait just a second!
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I'll participate as well!
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Who are you?
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I'm Yaoi, the Masked Steel Angel!
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Does such an Angel exist?
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Don't know. Maybe Professor
Walski made a new one.
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The General ordered us to pursue
and investigate, but what the hell?
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Qualifying Round
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True or False
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Questions
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Question number one
concerning Nakahito.
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When Nakahito takes a bath, the
first thing he washes are his thighs.
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Now, is that true or false?
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This is easy!
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It's got to be!
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I have to take a blind guess already.
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It's true!
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I'll say false!
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Gotta be true!
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False, false, false, false, false!
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Looks like an even division.
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Nakahito will tell us
the correct answer.
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It's true.
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Of course.
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I have notes on everything
about Nakahito.
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Now, question number two!
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Professor Walkski!
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Something's wrong. There are no
Steel Angels anywhere on base.
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What? What's the meaning of this?
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And the correct answer is?
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It's true.
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Yeah!
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Aw, disqualified.
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These five passed the qualifying round.
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We'll start round one
of the finals next!
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Nakahito Trump
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Card Game
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The rules are similar to "Old Maid",
but there are no Old Maids.
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Instead, there are six Nakahito cards.
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I don't want to hand these over to
anyone, but I'll lose if I don't.
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I can't throw these away.
What should I do?
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Oh no, to think this card is
going to someone else.
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When I look at him carefully, he's cute.
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Hey, that's!
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Done! All right! I win!
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Miss Tsunami, you have
been disqualified.
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What? Why? I got rid
of everything first!
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I never said the winner is the player
who drops all the cards first.
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The stronger the love toward Nakahito,
the harder to give up cards.
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This match was to determine
how strong that love is.
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That sucks! I'm not convinced!
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Give it up!
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No! No! No!
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Luck is Part
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of Your Abilities
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Now, next is the ultimate test of skill.
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Who will be the one the goddess
of victory smiles upon?
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Skill over luck! To win, one must
plan a course of action!
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Rock! Paper! Scissors!
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No way.
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I win!
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Miss Kaga, you're disqualified.
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What?! Why?
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I saw what you did.
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It was only a delay of 0.0001 seconds,
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but you saw what your opponent was
using and took advantage of that.
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I only used my abilities as a Steel
Angel. What's the problem with that?
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What you did was making
an illegal move.
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Unlike in battle, these
events have rules.
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No way...
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Toss Your Mind,
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Soul, and Heart
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Into This
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The final event is to directly
nab Nakahito in a race.
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Miss Kurumi, Miss Yaoi, please
put your mind, soul, and
strength into this.
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I wonder if Sis will be all right?
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It'll all fall into place.
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Get ready!
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Go!
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Master!
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If I continue like this, I'll win!
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Damn!
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At this rate, she'll create a huge lead!
Okay, time for that trick!
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Gotcha!
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Now Nakahito's lips are
as good as mine!
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Kurumi!
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I can jump too!
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Damn it!
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Master, please wait!
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This is simple!
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Do your best, Sis!
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It's done!
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What? It's not right?
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Whoa, Miss Yaoi has caught up.
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Now, who will complete it faster?
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Miss Yaoi clears it!
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See ya later.
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Hey! Master!
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In that case!
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Master!
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I just love Nakahito's warmth.
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Master!
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Now, who will come back first?
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It's Miss Kurumi!
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Master, we're almost there!
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Are you all right, Nakahito?
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Miss Yaoi!
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Master!
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Kurumi!
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Master belongs only to me!
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I'm putting my all into this too!
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That hurts!
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Hey! Master's lips!
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No!
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Don't panic.
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I didn't take his lips.
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But...
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It's true, Kurumi. She
didn't do anything.
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I wouldn't be satisfied by doing
something like that.
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You thought of him and let go.
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I was a little slow doing that.
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The Army's spy is so impressive!
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What? You knew?
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That's because I remember what
your knees are shaped like!
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I see.
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What?! A human?
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I don't believe it.
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This was supposed to be a battle
between Steel Angels.
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Let's start over!
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We'd get the same results
even if we did.
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There's a reason these two
have made it this far.
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One-sided desire between a mystic
and a Steel Angel is no good.
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The most important thing is the
feelings they have for one another.
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If you have that, then all of you will
be able to find a fabulous master.
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Today's events were to make
you all understand that fact.
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Excuse me, but even the
rock-paper-scissors was part of that?
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Kurumi...
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Master...
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You're the only master for me!
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The Eternal Steel Angel
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Suki suki suki suki suki sukisu shite
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Doki doki uki uki tokimekisu shite
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Watashito anatato futaridakeno
naishono omajinai
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Natsuga kitara umidayo
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Fuyuga kitara okotadayo
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Tokiwa utsri tsukiyukukedo
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Kawaranainowa watashino haato
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Nee, ochikonda tokinimo
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Nee, nazedaka setsunai tokiwo
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Nandemo nai oshaberi shite suguni
egaoni narukara fushigine
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Tonarini ite ikiwo shitete onaji
kisetsuwo kanjite irarete
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Kokorono sokokara hontoni hontoni
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Yokatta
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Suki suki suki suki suki sukisu shite
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Doki doki uki uki tokimekisu shite
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Watashito anatato futaridakeno
naishono omajinai
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